(((My Fellow Americans))) #54: I Am Literally The Vice President!

In this MUDDIED WATERS EXCLUSIVE, newly-crowned Vice President Spike Cohen gives his VERY FIRST INTERVIEW since being announced as Vermin Supreme's running mate! Spike comes on to talk about this historic race to the White House with the Libertarian Party's frontrunner, his Verbal Agreement for an Even Better America, his plan to spread the libertarian message far and wide, and of course the badger. UPDATE: if you would like to take part in the toothbrush promotion, please make your donations directly to http://VerminSupreme2020.com. Do not donate to my PayPal, that will make things unnecessarily complicated.


About This Episode

In this MUDDIED WATERS EXCLUSIVE, newly-crowned Vice President Spike Cohen gives his VERY FIRST INTERVIEW since being announced as Vermin Supreme’s running mate!

Spike comes on to talk about this historic race to the White House with the Libertarian Party’s frontrunner, his Verbal Agreement for an Even Better America, his plan to spread the libertarian message far and wide, and of course the badger.

UPDATE: if you would like to take part in the toothbrush promotion, please make your donations directly to VerminSupreme2020.com. Do not donate to my PayPal, that will make things unnecessarily complicated.

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but vermin sue I’m gonna be telling you
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shortly how you can help the campaign
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not only to support the campaign but
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also to help homeless people in the in
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the local Myrtle Beach Grand Strand area
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tonight’s a pretty big deal I have a big
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guest for you uh he’s running for vice
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president with the Libertarian Party
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frontrunner right now the front-runner
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in pretty much there are no scientific
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polls as far as I know of
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of the Libertarian Party for their
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presidential pick but he’s winning all
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the online straw polls and in my mind
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that makes him the the front-runner of
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course I’m speaking about vermin supreme
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and tonight in his very first interview
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since being announced as the vice
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presidential running mate to vermut
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supreme he’s coming on to my show he is
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just a stunningly beautiful man he is
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a husband a loving husband to a
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beautiful woman it was his wife he is a
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former business owner actually current
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business owner business co-owner he owns
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a libertarian media conglomerate and he
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has two weekly libertarian programs that
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he uses to promote the message of
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Liberty and self ownership and
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non-aggression around the world twice a
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week ladies and gentlemen
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my fellow Americans please give it up
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for my guest tonight vice presidential
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candidate your next vice president me
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spike Cohen hey guys how you doing so I
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was gonna initially I had an idea where
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I was gonna interview myself for like an
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hour and I realized I really did not
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want to do that and I didn’t have a
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compelling reason to do that so I’m not
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going to do that instead what I’m gonna
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do is talk about what got me into this
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campaign and why I’m supporting Berman
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supreme why I think you should too and
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then I guess also why you should support
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me so anyway be sure to comment with
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your thoughts and questions and as
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always I will let you know if you are
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right or wrong and in fact we want to
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say in the comments I might actually
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open up the phone lines I’m considering
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open up opening up the phone lines I
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don’t I don’t know what you guys think
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about that but I may open the phone
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lines
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to get some calls in to see what you
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guys think of everything that’s
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happening but uh so anyway so I’m going
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to actually let me just go ahead and do
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that let me open up the old phone lines
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so that people can call in so if you
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want to call in actually I’m gonna hold
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off on that right now and I’ll do the
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call in shortly before I get started
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actually let me I had given you a little
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bit of a teaser about helping the
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homeless and vermin supreme so vermin
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supreme in addition to being your next
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president it’s also a very big homeless
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advocate he has a very big supporter of
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people that are having a tough time
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finding a permanent home and has a big
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heart forum and so the wives actually
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raised that way to be very to have a big
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heart for the homeless and to try to
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help with the homeless and to that end
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your next president and vice president
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have a quite an opportunity for you so
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vermin has donated these ten soft
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filament toothbrushes which he has
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signed you can see that he’s signed each
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one of these and originally the idea was
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just gonna be that we were gonna you
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know split these up and hand them out to
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homeless people as part of a care
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package which we still do plan on doing
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but then I came up with the idea that uh
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well how about we raise some money for
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the campaign and for a homeless mission
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in this area it’s to help even more not
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just giving the toothbrush but also
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helping the homeless even more and so
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the way that you can help with that and
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I’ll talk about this I’ll bring it up a
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couple times during the show is I came
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up with the idea of doing a 50/50 split
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donation so what we have is with this
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with this with these toothbrushes if you
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donate $10 and I’m gonna give you the
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link you’re going to be donating it to
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my paypal and then I will split the
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proceeds between the pony up for vermin
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supreme campaign which is vermin supreme
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and my official campaign for the White
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House and the other half will go to
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dignity ministry which is a local
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mission for homeless people that helps
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with with the homeless if you give $10 I
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will sign your put your name courtesy of
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your name first name last name whatever
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you want there and donate that in your
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name and then the proceeds from the $5
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of it will go to vermin’s campaign to
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our campaign and then the other half
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will go to dignity ministry if you
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donate 20 or more dollars
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I will also sign this next to vermin and
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mail it to you so you will have an
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official official supreme spike 2020
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toothbrush so that’s that’s something
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you’ll have and the proceeds minus the
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cost of shipping will go half to
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vermin’s campaign have to Argos our
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campaign and need to start saying that
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of five to our campaign and the other
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half will go to of course dignity
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ministry so the paypal is paypal dot me
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slash spike Cohen if you want to donate
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more you can actually go anytime to
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vermin supreme 2020 comm and press the
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donate button they also have a button to
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donate with crypto so that you so that
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you will be able to donate as much as
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you want of all that do’t of all that
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that that crypto coin you’ve been ha de
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lijn so Hottel no longer your Bitcoin
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your Bitcoin cash your dogecoin your I
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assume aetherium and late coin I’m
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honestly not sure all that I would
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assume with the arraignment light coin
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but I don’t know like if you’ve got I
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don’t know weed coin or something if
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they’ll take that I really don’t know
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but you can find out and if not you can
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give us a couple bucks
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so yeah PayPal dot me slash spike Cohen
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and if you’re just tuning in
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ten dollars gets you this one of these
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toothbrushes given away to a homeless
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person as part of a care package with we
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will write courtesy of your name
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whatever your name is
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whose donated on there and if you give
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twenty or more we will actually send
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this to you and I will sign it as well
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so you’ll have the toothbrush for you
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and the half will go to the supreme
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campaign the other half will go
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– dignity ministry a local charity that
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helps with the homeless in the area so I
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will probably bring that up later but uh
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yeah so um we’ve got some so what I’m
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gonna do now is I will I guess go ahead
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I’ll open that the phone lines so yeah
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if you want to call in you have any
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calls eight one three six four four two
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seven two two in the meantime and get to
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the chat here so we got a question from
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bass as vice president will you fight to
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end immigration that continues to change
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demographics that effect legislation
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which attempt to take away a free our
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freedoms so telling you who you can or
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cannot host hire or house on your
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private property is an inherent
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violation of your rights it is also a
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violation of your rights to tell someone
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else or to tell it’s also a violation of
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your rights to tell you that you can’t
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travel to any private property where
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you’re welcome so no we would not be we
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would not be limiting yours or anyone
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elses right to travel where they’re
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welcome and nor do we buy into the idea
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that there are specific demographics
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that are unwelcome or on uncaring about
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freedom if that were the case apparently
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our first group would to keep out would
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be white people who brought us the
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Republicans and Democrats so no we would
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not be doing that but we will definitely
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be opening up your ability to host hire
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and house whoever you wish on your
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property and to go wherever you wish on
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your property so yeah so just to give
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you a little bit of a background about
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what got me doing this what got me doing
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this campaign I’ve been talking back and
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forth with the supreme campaign for a
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couple weeks now and the reasons that
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they thought it would be a good idea to
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bring me on as the as their vice
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presidential candidate were because they
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felt like I balanced out the ticket and
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that I that Worman more is more of a
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left anarchist and I’m more of a right
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hander kissed
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which allows me to you know allows me to
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balance out the whole bottom unity
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concept so for those who don’t know what
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bottom unity is if you ever looked at
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those political compass and I’m gonna do
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this backwards because you’re looking
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from here but you’ve got your top left
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which you like you’re calm you’re you’re
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you know state communist and state
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socialist you’ve got your top right
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which are like your fascists and Nazis
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and stuff like that
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I guess closer to the bottom and Center
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or like the Republican and Democratic
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parties then down at the bottom left and
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bottom right you’ve got your your
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libertarians your you know libertarian
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socialists your left fan or kissed your
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and calms your end caps on the right
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side and and so forth so instead of
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having you know unity between left and
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right which really makes no sense
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because if you’re a right libertarian
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why would you unify with someone who
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thinks that the best way to achieve you
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know that the kind of economic
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conditions you want is to trample all
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over yours and everyone else’s rights
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same thing on the left side if you if
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you want this more to be able to live in
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a more egalitarian sharing society why
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would you want to align yourself with
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someone who wants to force everyone into
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some kind of centrally controlled
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collective that you know doesn’t help
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anyone and so the idea behind bottom
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unity is that we may not agree on what a
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post state or much smaller state society
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would look like but we can agree or
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whether we may not agree on whether
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there should be a very small government
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or no government at all but what we can
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agree on is that we’re all headed in the
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wrong direction right now and that the
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best thing we could possibly do is is is
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is open that up and and and have a more
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be aligned with each other as
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libertarians
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and so that’s the idea behind bottom
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unity and in the spirit of that your
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next president Berman supreme has
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decided to bring me on as his vice
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president us that we can share with the
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with the libertarian delegates and then
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hopefully once we get nominated with the
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American voters our message of bought
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immunity and so we and so that’s what
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what brought me on and also the fact
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that I have
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fairly popular to programs that I do
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twice a week that uh that you know to
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get more people into to talk about
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libertarianism ona on a wider scale the
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ability that I’m in the South which
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gives me a little bit more reach in the
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southern state conventions and things
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like that so that’s that was sort of the
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idea behind having me on I am attractive
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I’m handsome
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but not in like an off-putting
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uncomfortable way I’m just handsome
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enough what else
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I have no risk of outshining him onstage
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it’s there’s no risk that I’m going to
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overplay his his stick while he’s on
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stage so that’s a good thing I have a
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winning smile which is important because
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we are pushing for mandatory tooth
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brushing laws of course and how can you
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push for mandatory tooth brushing laws a
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few yourself have terrible teeth so that
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was important and yeah so that’s why
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they brought me on they wanted someone
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who was a passionate speaker for our
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rights and and for our liberties and who
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was comfortable doing it and who had
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some good connections on the I guess
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right side of the spectrum and the
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libertarian spectrum and so here I am
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your next vice president again if you
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missed it before promotion that we’re
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doing to help the homeless in the in the
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Myrtle Beach area we are giving away
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these toothbrushes to the homeless if
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you would like to and we got many more
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than these it’s not just these ten but
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we’ve got a lot of toothbrushes we’re
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gonna be giving them away if you want to
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donate ten dollars let me put that link
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up again there’s the Pay Pal and put up
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that link again if you want to donate
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ten dollars we will put your name
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courtesy of your name you just first
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name or your full name or whatever put
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that on there and when we give it away
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to the homeless person so they can see
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that you know bail or jail or whoever
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donated to to it and from that ten
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dollars five dollars will go to the pony
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up for vermin supreme campaign and
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that’s our presidential and vice
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presidential campaign and the other five
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will go to
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ministry which is a local charity in the
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area that helps what’s a local mission
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that helps with the homeless in the
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Myrtle Beach area if you give $20 or
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more we will I will sign this and we
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will give the toothbrush to you um and
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that and half will go to Furman scant to
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our campaign and the other half will go
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to dignity ministry so yeah PayPal me
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slap that PayPal dot me slash like Cohen
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um so yeah so I had my big announcement
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on on what Saturday I had the in
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Nashville I got to speak in front of the
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Tennessee Libertarian Party in Nashville
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Libertarian Party and give my big give
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my big speech being welcomed in and
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accepting it and during that speech I
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unveiled and if you haven’t watched it
20:45
yet I have it here for you I unveiled my
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my my a bold plan that I have I’m an
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anarchist like like vermin I’m an
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anarchist
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i I do recognize though that in the
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spirit of the Dallas Accords which is an
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agreement in the Libertarian Party not
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to for the party itself not to ever
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explicitly call for keeping the
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government or eliminating the government
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it’s sort of an alliance between maybe
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the the original bottom unity between
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monarchists and anarchists and in the
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spirit of that and also in the reality
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that I as vice president I won’t simply
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be able to snap my fingers and make
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government go away I have created what I
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believe is a pretty good compromise
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because we do know that compromising
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with sociopaths who want to enslave the
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world is the best way to achieve
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positive change in our time and so I’ve
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come up with a I think a pretty good
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compromise which I call the verbal
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agreement for an even better America
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this is a verbal contract that I’m
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making with you the American people that
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if we get elected to president and vice
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president these things these 10 things
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will happen or else I will resign and be
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replaced with baby Yoda so there are 10
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things here that
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will happen so every 10 days on average
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one of these things will happen in
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addition to vermin’s for point blank
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which is the free ponies the mandatory
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tooth brushing harnessing zombie power
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for perpetual clean energy and going
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back in time to kill baby Hitler I’m
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also adding these 10 things to the plank
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so number one will be eliminating all
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federal taxes tariffs and fees and
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replacing them of the lottery where the
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winner gets to sign the Constitution
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and/or the face of any politician of
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their choice so they can actually do
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both or they can just sign the
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politicians face or just the
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Constitution so that’d be pretty cool
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for them number 2 also going back in
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time to kill baby Woodrow Wilson which
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ultimately makes killing baby Hitler
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unnecessary but we’re still going to do
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that too there has been a question there
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has been a question as to whether if we
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killed baby Woodrow Wilson does that
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create some kind of cascade effect where
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someone even worse than Hitler comes to
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power rest assured if that happens we
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will kill them as baby as well number 3
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and this is a for anyone who’s been
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following this show or the muddy waters
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of freedom or just any money water’s
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media program including a mr. America
23:20
the bearded truth
23:21
anyone who knows us the muddy waters
23:23
crew knows that this is a central part
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of our platform which I am now grafting
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into the supreme spike 2020 platform
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that is of course the full legalization
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of recreational plutonium this is
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serious
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we are going to have recreational
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plutonium in our time and it’s going to
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be a much bigger deal because once we
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are getting all of our energy from
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zombies on giant hamster wheels chasing
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a brain that they can never get to what
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are you gonna do with all this plutonium
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well that’s where the recreation comes
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in my friend so that’s gonna be a big
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deal
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number four free cheesy bread with the
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purchase of any federal explosives
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permit that’s the big deal and I was
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asked earlier what kind of cheese its
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whatever cheese you want so you like
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mozzarella you like a Gargan zone you
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like maybe maybe you’re a hard like I
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eat
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cheddar you’d like it sharp you want a
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sharp cheese maybe like Havarti Barty’s
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nice maybe like American because there’s
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something wrong with you I don’t really
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care I mean technically that’s not a
24:30
cheese but I mean you know it’s your
24:34
bread you can put what do you want on it
24:38
thank you so you know that’s the that is
24:43
what the that’s what we’re gonna be
24:45
giving you so free cheesy bread what
24:49
what is this free cheesy bread
24:52
number five developing bullets that
24:55
instead of harming you to helpful things
24:57
like relieving headaches clearing up
24:59
nasal congestion thereby finally bending
25:02
the cost curve on healthcare once and
25:05
for all now friends if you’re like me
25:07
you’ve seen the rising cost in
25:09
healthcare and health insurance and you
25:13
keep hearing a people getting shot no
25:14
how would you like to hear about a bunch
25:18
of people that just you know had their
25:19
headache go away maybe it cured them of
25:22
cancer maybe it cleared up a rash they
25:27
have maybe they have some kind of you
25:29
know I have MS maybe maybe there’s an
25:30
autoimmunity bullet yeah so we’re gonna
25:33
work on that it’s gonna be a Manhattan
25:35
Project for healing bullets number six
25:38
this is possibly my favorite and I think
25:42
you’ll see why shortly number six
25:44
requires police officers to sing the
25:47
Barney theme song to anyone they arrest
25:50
along with their Miranda rights of
25:52
course and the suspect will have to be
25:53
released without charge if the arresting
25:56
officer fails to sing every single word
25:58
to that song and key or in any other way
26:01
does not convey themselves as a
26:02
convincing Barney now people have said
26:04
to me well that means you’re gonna have
26:07
to wear an outfit right well yeah and
26:10
they’re gonna have to do the voice if at
26:12
some point they break character and
26:14
can’t keep the key the perps gonna be
26:17
able to say hey look I’m not feeling
26:19
Barney vibes officer and they’ll go low
26:22
low go slow go to let your goal then and
26:25
and that’s how that’s gonna work I was
26:29
asked if I’m gonna sing this the Barney
26:31
zone
26:32
I am NOT um number seven is retrofitting
26:37
your ponies with 20 millimeter vulcan
26:39
cannons that’s a big one that’s a big
26:43
one you don’t have now someone said what
26:45
if I don’t want my pony to have a Vulcan
26:49
cannon and that that was a valid point
26:51
and the short answer is you don’t have
26:53
to have guns on your on your your pony
26:58
if you don’t want this is a this is a
27:00
negative right not a positive right so
27:04
oh and also someone said what about a 40
27:06
millimeter grenade launcher instead
27:09
we’ll see what happens I don’t want to
27:12
promise something unrealistic to you but
27:15
we’ll see what happens
27:16
I would be in favor of it but ultimately
27:18
all of these things are gonna have to go
27:19
through Congress so take it up with the
27:23
obstructionist Congress huh
27:27
number eight Waffle House’s on every
27:31
corner and this of course is a blatant
27:33
act of graft and cronyism to the
27:37
Libertarian Party Waffle House caucus
27:38
for purely political purposes I as the
27:42
all-star special of the Libertarian
27:45
Party Waffle House caucus or a SS of the
27:48
Waffle House caucus pushed hard for this
27:51
to myself and I told myself okay so
27:56
that’s why that’s happening and then
27:59
nine number nine is impeaching every
28:03
member of the Supreme Court and
28:05
replacing them with the janitor his name
28:07
is Reginald and he will be our king you
28:14
know someone asked about term limits for
28:16
Congress and I think you know better
28:18
than that
28:19
how about have the janitor decide
28:24
everything as king and you’re probably
28:28
thinking what do you need a king for if
28:29
we have a president a vice president but
28:31
the thing is we’re gonna be time
28:32
traveling a lot and you know we’re not
28:36
gonna be here all the time and you know
28:41
we’re gonna be out killing lots of
28:42
babies that eventually become tyrants
28:46
you know we go back in time and make
28:47
right what once went wrong we’re not
28:51
gonna have time to you know be here
28:53
doing a bunch of stuff that’s what you
28:54
need King Rat King Reginald for now I
28:57
know what you’re some people have said
28:58
well but if you’re time-traveling you
29:01
can just come back to a split second
29:03
after you left to which I say you’re
29:06
overthinking this a bit and of course
29:10
number 10 is a badger literally just a
29:16
just a badger it’s just a badger it’s
29:22
just a it’s just a badger
29:24
so that is the that is the platform
29:28
basically and you know it’s a it’s a
29:32
it’s I think it’s a common-sense
29:33
platform I think you know you have to
29:36
face hard realities right we have to
29:38
face you know some very very hard
29:41
realities about what can and can’t get
29:43
accomplished by the president vice
29:47
president it’s just one branch of the
29:48
three branches now once King Reginald
29:51
controls that third branch that will
29:54
definitely make things easier because
29:56
Reginald likes us we’re friends with
29:58
Reginald we go back with Reggie us and
30:01
Reggie go way back ah but you still got
30:05
that Congress don’t got that commerce
30:08
you saw what they did now you know
30:10
they’re they’re impeaching the current
30:13
guy
30:13
maybe it’ll try to impeach us so you got
30:16
it you got to tread carefully with
30:17
Congress with the obstructionist
30:18
do-nothing Democrat Congress you got to
30:21
be careful with those guys so you know I
30:23
feel like what we have here which is
30:26
ultimately 14 platforms we’ve got some
30:28
other stuff like oh you know we’re gonna
30:29
take away your guns and give you better
30:31
guns that’s a that’s a popular one with
30:34
the the NRA crowd actually it’s not
30:37
popular with the NRA crowd because the
30:39
NRA wants you to buy guns from their
30:41
rent-seeking gun manufacturing Lobby but
30:45
the the people that the the Black
30:50
Panthers in the Geo a really liked it
30:52
because again if you’re gonna have
30:55
something retrofit onto your pony you
30:57
don’t want it to be the
30:58
no affordable stuff that you have now
31:01
you want it to be something serious
31:02
military surplus and when we abolish the
31:04
military there’s gonna be a lot of
31:06
surplus you know these these abrams tank
31:09
cannons aren’t going aren’t you know
31:11
gonna fire themselves you know what I
31:14
mean 120-millimeter smoothbore they
31:17
don’t just they don’t just you know you
31:19
know what they say guns don’t shoot
31:21
themselves people shoot them on their
31:24
ponies so we’re gonna help facilitate
31:28
that common-sense stuff common-sense
31:30
legislation going on and of course the
31:34
badger
31:36
it’s just a badger people ask about the
31:39
badger it’s it’s just a it’s just a
31:41
badger so let me go through the comments
31:45
here see if anyone has any questions um
31:48
Jacob LaBelle said I heard he’s a jerk I
31:49
don’t know if that’s me but that’s
31:51
correct
31:53
Jason lyin man this stream looks extra
31:55
vice-presidential thank you Jason used
31:57
to have a great show – I heard Jason
32:00
also said what about powerbot immunity
32:01
how does that work I actually have a
32:03
diagram that has been censored every
32:06
time I’ve tried to bring it up so I
32:09
can’t show that to you but it’s it’s
32:13
kind of the best word to describe it is
32:20
perpendicular perpendicular
32:24
I’ll inbox it to you later uh-oh
32:28
the oh that’s what this was okay so my
32:32
co-host on Monday waters of freedom Matt
32:33
Wright has asked me to inform you that
32:37
the Democratic run do-nothing Congress
32:41
has done something they have voted to
32:45
impeach Donald Trump they voted to 28 to
32:54
185 with all Republicans voting no
32:59
actually that’s not true
33:00
14 Republicans did not vote all but two
33:06
so the two Democrats voted no one voted
33:10
present
33:12
and then three didn’t vote so yeah so
33:17
now Donald Trump has been impeached
33:19
making him the third president to be
33:23
impeached and if you want to make that a
33:25
solid rounded four and even for you vote
33:29
for vermin supreme and Spike Owen
33:30
because we will definitely be impeached
33:32
we will absolutely be impeach fact if
33:35
you don’t like me best thing you can do
33:37
is get me and vermin supreme elected to
33:39
the White House so that we can be
33:41
impeached we’re a nation of laws I did
33:44
not make the rules if you want me
33:46
impeached I have to get elected I didn’t
33:51
make the rules now I don’t know what
33:52
you’re gonna impeach me over what loving
33:55
people so much that I killed baby Hitler
33:58
with my bare hands I’m sure the you know
34:03
the Holocaust liking lobby will support
34:07
you in that but I don’t know if anyone
34:09
else will the difficulty will be if I
34:12
kill baby Hitler no one will actually
34:14
know who Hitler was in our time and so
34:17
when I come back and I’m like I stopped
34:19
the Holocaust and all these people are
34:23
gonna be like the hell’s the Holocaust
34:29
so that could be a problem we’re gonna
34:31
have to work on that I think we may have
34:32
to take some like video evidence and say
34:35
like this is what we avoided this is
34:36
what we prevented from happening and
34:38
just you know hope that you guys trust
34:40
us you just gotta trust us we’re would
34:44
the government you can trust us let’s
34:46
see what else we got here for comments
34:53
Keeney says hi Kingsley Edwards hey
34:55
Kingsley and let’s see what else we got
34:58
here so Shane battles hey Shane asks
35:04
pepperjack I assume that means the
35:06
cheese yes pepper jack Colby jack just
35:10
Jack any any of the cheese’s go go to
35:14
your local you know Kroger Walmart
35:16
whatever go down the aisle and look at
35:17
all the cheeses any of those really any
35:19
combination – you know maybe you like to
35:22
MIT me you’re one of these five cheese
35:23
guys I don’t know why five became the
35:25
magic
35:26
number but you know for a while it was
35:29
three cheese’s remember three cheese
35:31
what kind of pizzas at three cheese all
35:35
three of them and then someone was like
35:36
yeah you think that’s something I added
35:40
two more cheese’s no one knows what they
35:42
are no one knows what the five cheese’s
35:44
are it’s actually different every time
35:47
we could just have random cheese you
35:50
know like you know house choice you get
35:55
the federal explosives permit and then
35:58
you get the cheese and you get the
35:59
cheesy bread you’re like what kind of
36:00
cheese in this go ahead
36:01
that’s a surprise friend you could
36:03
choose that you could really choose
36:04
whatever you want um you could really
36:07
choose whatever you want the only thing
36:09
I’m not prepared to promise you is the
36:11
40-millimeter grenade launcher on your
36:14
on your pony cuz that’s I mean you got
36:18
to pick your battles here and Jason says
36:24
can we get from under cheese Shane says
36:27
I’m with Jason free from Linda for the
36:29
gen-pop and Google that because I feel
36:31
like that’s a joke yeah that’s what you
36:40
want on your bread Shane and Jason I
36:42
will not judge you I certainly will not
36:45
judge you if that’s what you choose
36:47
marielle’s Santiago Lugo says sometime
36:51
no not repeating that we don’t repeat
36:54
vulgarities on this show
36:56
Shane battle says if we get the ponies
36:58
and we have to kill baby Woodrow and
36:59
maybe he’ll or as well can we talk call
37:01
the team rainbow riders that’s a good
37:02
working title we actually hadn’t gotten
37:04
that far we have some fan art depicting
37:08
us going back in time baby blood all
37:12
over our faces but we didn’t actually
37:16
have a name yet
37:20
Jason answered that question which I
37:22
found out thank you I have access to
37:25
urban dictionary
37:26
thank you Doug crawl says the badger
37:29
sold me I meant listen if this doesn’t
37:32
melt your heart like the cheese that’s
37:35
gonna be on your bread then I don’t know
37:38
what to tell you
37:41
do you have a soul maybe that’s between
37:45
that’s up to you and your your faith
37:48
system I guess but uh I certainly want
37:53
to wouldn’t want to find out so guys
37:56
again if you just tuning in real quick I
37:58
keep bringing this up occasionally
38:00
trying to help the homeless here Firmin
38:02
supreme has signed these toothbrushes
38:03
and many more we have a ton of these
38:05
toothbrushes we’re going to be giving
38:06
them away if you want to be a part of
38:08
that if you donate $10 we will put up
38:13
the link if you donate to me $10 I will
38:16
sign put your name courtesy of with your
38:18
name on it here and when we give it away
38:21
to the homeless and as part of a care
38:23
package and it will from that $10
38:27
donation five of it will go to the pony
38:30
up for vermin supreme campaign which is
38:32
the our presidential and vice
38:34
presidential campaign the other five
38:37
will go towards the um will go towards a
38:41
local charity called
38:43
dignity dignity ministry which helps the
38:46
homeless in the local Myrtle Beach area
38:48
and Myrtle Beach area has a lot of
38:50
homeless people like most areas now
38:53
unfortunately it’s it’s a growing
38:54
problem and they need help like everyone
38:57
else and so it will go to that if you
38:59
give $20 or more then we will actually
39:02
mail one of these to you with vermin’s
39:05
signature and with my signature VP spike
39:08
Cohen over on the side here and we’ll
39:10
mail that to you and for that $20 or
39:13
more donation half of that will go to or
39:17
I guess half of that minus the shipping
39:18
costs will go to the Vermin campaign and
39:21
the other half will go to to dignity
39:26
dignity ministry
39:27
so again PayPal me people dot me slash
39:30
like Cohen and just be sure to if you
39:33
donate 20 or more be sure to give me
39:35
your mailing address so I can mail you
39:38
your toothbrush um so yeah so that is
39:43
what’s been going on from what’s been
39:46
going on with the campaign so the
39:48
schedule right now we have a bit of a
39:53
a lull right now because your because we
39:56
have the holidays but then starting in
40:02
January I’m gonna start hitting the
40:06
conventions in the local area
40:08
I plan to be in Georgia on the 18th
40:12
I expect / hope to be in Atlanta for the
40:19
Libertarian Party of Georgia Convention
40:22
On January 18th on January 11th is the
40:25
Libertarian Party of Tennessee
40:27
convention in Nashville where I just was
40:29
I’m hoping to be at that that’s on the
40:31
11th let’s see there’s Kentucky there’s
40:34
Alabama those are both in March they’re
40:37
the New Hampshire primaries are going to
40:41
be in February I believe the 11th so I’m
40:44
expected I’m hoping to be up there for
40:46
that so I’m gonna have a very very busy
40:51
schedule the next few months heading
40:55
into the Libertarian Party National
40:58
Convention in Austin which is on the May
41:08
21st through 25th of next year next
41:12
decade a decade from now I’m gonna be
41:16
hitting the hitting the old convention
41:19
trail so if you’re at any of these
41:21
conventions um then I’ll see you there
41:27
if you’re in the southeast and New
41:29
Hampshire and probably other ones I have
41:31
a feeling I’m gonna get sent to a lot of
41:33
these different state conventions just
41:35
stam’s yakov said can I call him with an
41:38
actual question yeah sure eight one
41:40
three six four four to 72 to be sure to
41:43
call in um let me just make sure it’s up
41:46
yeah it’s up um and so in the meantime
41:50
let me start going with you I got a
41:51
bunch of follower questions I had put
41:53
out asking if anyone had any questions
41:55
for me in the run-up to this show and
41:57
boy did I get a lot of questions um
42:00
let’s see here so the first question was
42:04
will you resign your position
42:06
as the all-star special of the waffle
42:09
house caucus in order to avoid potential
42:12
conflict of interest new I will not
42:15
here’s what I did do though um we have
42:20
chosen two because the caucus has made
42:22
some endorsements we enjoy endorsed
42:23
Tyler Smith for the for his State House
42:29
run in South Carolina we endorsed Risa
42:32
Willis for her State House run and we
42:38
we’ve endorsed Ryan teeters design for a
42:45
target a tartan a Scottish tartan for
42:50
the SE official libertarian Waffle House
42:52
tartan we endorsed the dad bod calendar
42:57
as the official calendar of the
43:01
Libertarian Party Waffle House caucus I
43:03
feel like we made some other
43:05
endorsements I feel like we may have
43:09
made some other endorsements but I don’t
43:10
remember now but we have decided as
43:12
tempting as it was to wield the extreme
43:15
raw power that I have as the head the
43:18
all-star special the 8 SS of the Waffle
43:21
House caucus I chose against that and
43:23
decided in the spirit of magnanimity
43:27
and good faith that rather than having
43:30
the caucus go from the awesome place it
43:35
is where we talk about waffles and
43:37
donkeys and all sorts of fun stuff have
43:39
it devolve into to avoid having it
43:42
devolve into some kind of constant
43:44
partisan bickering between people and
43:46
supporters of the different libertarian
43:48
presidential candidates we have chosen
43:50
instead to stay neutral and to and to
43:57
just allow you to support who you want
43:59
to support with the idea that we are a
44:00
hard no on lincoln Chafee or any of the
44:06
warmed-over Republicans that and Tomoka
44:09
Democrats that some people think would
44:11
be a good idea to lose again with
44:14
because you’re not just losing the
44:18
general election you’re also losing the
44:20
battle for the hearts and minds of
44:23
people who are increasingly
44:26
disenfranchised and distance dispirited
44:29
and just disgusted and done with the
44:32
Republic Republic wrap parties and
44:35
rather than giving them a bold
44:38
alternative that is not just warmed over
44:41
republicanism or warmed over democrat
44:43
ISM let’s give them something real and
44:47
bold and radical and audacious and all
44:49
of the other adjectives that we like and
44:54
so that’s the in the spirit of that
44:57
that’s what we are that’s what we’re
45:00
doing we’re staying neutral but don’t
45:02
don’t try to bring in a Chaffee because
45:03
we we’re against we are the anti Chaffee
45:06
caucus as well and so so yeah I’m also
45:10
the founder of the baby libertarian
45:13
caucus which is a caucus where we try to
45:16
share libertarianism with lincoln Chafee
45:19
and watch as he becomes horrified at
45:22
what libertarianism is once he reads
45:24
past the preamble or whatever he read so
45:28
yeah so that’s the answer to that
45:30
someone asked how do you plan to address
45:33
the fact that vermin is a leftist and
45:35
you are a capitalist that’s actually up
45:38
that’s that’s a feature not a bug as I
45:42
said before this is about Oh got a call
45:45
let’s see who this is six one two area
45:49
code thanks for all it we’re really here
45:55
oh can you turn down your hello hello
46:00
yeah hey who’s this did I call the wrong
46:04
this is Jacob
46:06
hey did a couple wrong the word again I
46:10
don’t know if you turn it who are you
46:13
looking for spike spike Cohen yeah oh
46:19
well I’ve got great news for you you’re
46:21
looking for the local Jew no book will
46:24
do I have some great excellent news for
46:26
your friend you were speaking in fact
46:28
with the local Jew who are you doing I’m
46:31
well sir
46:32
how are you I’m doing a
46:33
amazingly I am full of vim and vigor
46:36
just living the dream what’s going on
46:39
No so um you know I don’t like to just
46:45
rattle around this libertarian idea in
46:47
my brain so I listen to certain leftist
46:51
things during the day um what’s the a me
46:57
something liberty now are you familiar
47:02
with it I’ve heard of her I don’t know
47:04
if I’ve ever actually caught her program
47:06
but I know you’re talking about
47:07
I just because my friend has a morning
47:12
show on on a station that carries that
47:17
program okay um I’ve been listening to
47:20
it and something has come into my mind
47:24
that is interesting because I see it as
47:27
a plan from E you can calm leftists or
47:31
you can call them Democrats whatever you
47:33
want I feel like the Pelosi party has a
47:39
really interesting strategy to actually
47:43
not only impeach chunk once but several
47:47
times and add those impeachments up into
47:52
a lack of confidence it’s like you know
47:59
kind of like what happened with next
48:01
thing but it’s going to take a little
48:03
bit more time okay because there’s that
48:05
least there’s probably at least eight
48:07
more charges that the Democrats can
48:11
indict chomp on you know one of them
48:16
being something as plastic as just
48:20
racism but also one that is actually
48:24
very interesting which is self-interest
48:27
okay Andy and there there is actually
48:31
some evidence where we could wear that
48:35
we wear a certain amount of ground like
48:39
who would actually you teach and
48:43
prosecute a am class we even
48:48
finding guilty of a high crime or
48:52
misdemeanor right and so what I’m
48:56
thinking is I mean I’ve been blown away
48:59
by this whole thing like they’re gonna
49:01
indict him on saying like hey can you
49:05
investigate the sky right which there’s
49:10
really no proof there’s there’s no real
49:14
quantitative proof that that is a high
49:17
crime or misdemeanor but it’s from what
49:22
I’m hearing on the left it wasn’t one I
49:25
actually listened to leftist programs
49:27
it’s sounding like what they’re trying
49:30
to actually do is just toxify the guy
49:33
and of course he’s toxic he’s toxic in
49:37
as much as they are they’re horribly
49:39
toxic I don’t know I mean do you see
49:44
what I’m saying yeah so you’re saying
49:46
dude do I think that the the strategy is
49:49
less about actually trying to get
49:52
something to stick to him and more about
49:53
just trying to make the idea of him even
49:56
being president so toxic that people
49:58
will vote for him right and then even
50:02
eventually they’ll just make Republican
50:06
senators that much more toxic and maybe
50:10
evil started teaching them right and
50:13
well or or even just because they are
50:16
being associated with this toxic thing
50:18
they won’t get reelected because you
50:20
know the idea that they’re building this
50:22
case that you know anything anyone tied
50:24
to Trump is bad and is toxic
50:27
exactly rightly so the first of all the
50:31
official Supreme a spike 2020 position
50:35
on impeachment that I’m making up right
50:37
now is that everyone should be impeached
50:42
in all three branches except for us
50:47
except for me and vermin on because you
50:49
can totally trust us but that will
50:51
actually make things much easier once we
50:54
are in control to do all the things we
50:56
need to do both here and in various
50:58
timelines specific to your question
51:01
no I think the thing is that you know
51:02
you may have something there um that
51:05
they’re trying to you know this is about
51:09
politics and you know let’s be clear
51:11
that because a lot of times people will
51:13
say they’ll start saying you know well
51:15
in a trial you get to meet your accusers
51:16
and they keep comparing it to a criminal
51:18
trial and it’s not really that way this
51:21
is not a legal or criminal action this
51:23
is a decidedly political action
51:26
well one branch of government voting to
51:30
either remove or not remove the head of
51:33
another branch of government is they
51:35
decidedly politically charged action so
51:38
you know the the the the idea behind I
51:42
understand I understand of what they’re
51:43
charging with it is essentially that he
51:46
illegally in their mind threatened to
51:48
withhold funds that had already been
51:51
allocated for something for this for the
51:53
Ukrainian government with the idea that
51:56
well you know we’ll let it go and give
51:57
it to you if you look into this other
51:59
thing and also that he obstructed
52:03
Congress in or yeah obstructed Congress
52:06
in their investing investigation
52:09
ultimately because there isn’t an actual
52:13
smoking gun there’s just a preponderance
52:14
of evidence there’s a lot of plausible
52:17
and because of the fact that most
52:20
Americans most voters get their views in
52:25
a highly partisan skewed way Republican
52:31
voters don’t care it could be a lot
52:35
worse than what they’re charging him
52:36
with and they don’t care because they’ve
52:39
been told that Donald Trump is amazing
52:41
and to just go along with it in the same
52:43
way that that Democrats are told you
52:45
know this is the worst thing ever we
52:46
absolutely need to get rid of him and if
52:49
it were Republicans who had been trying
52:51
to impeach obama it would be the other
52:53
way around foxnews would be saying he’s
52:55
the worst president ever we absolutely
52:56
have to get rid of them and the you know
52:59
MSNBC’s and and you know cnn’s and
53:02
whatever would be saying you know obama
53:04
is the greatest president and this
53:05
two-nothing obstructionist congress is
53:07
just trying to you know real Rotem or
53:09
whatever so because of that there’s not
53:11
a lot of incentive for
53:14
Democrats and Republicans not to vote
53:16
parting line which is why on the muddy
53:19
waters of freedom Matt and I have been
53:21
saying since this all started since
53:26
before it started that it was kind of a
53:29
foregone conclusion that he was going to
53:32
eventually get impeached in the house
53:33
which just happened yeah a few minutes
53:36
ago and that he was not going to get a
53:40
quote he was he was gonna be voted to be
53:42
acquitted in the Senate because the
53:43
Republicans controlled the Senate and
53:45
because it requires like III believe no
53:48
it’s ya know it requires a two-thirds
53:50
vote to acquit or to prosecute in the
53:55
Senate that wasn’t gonna happen so you
53:58
already know what’s gonna happen um
54:00
speaking to your question about if this
54:02
is a strategy to make him toxic um
54:06
maybe and I don’t know if it’s gonna
54:09
work
54:10
the thing with Donald Trump is that
54:13
everyone already found him either toxic
54:16
or they loved him by November of 2016
54:19
everyone already had an opinion of Trump
54:21
with the exception of a very very tiny
54:23
margin of people that in my mind isn’t
54:25
enough to make a difference one way or
54:26
the other which is why Jason and I have
54:30
said that if you do not nominate or
54:35
Jason uh Matt and I have said or
54:38
actually I’ve said this Matt hasn’t said
54:39
this I’ve said this if you do not
54:41
nominate me in Vermin Supreme to be
54:43
President and Vice President Donald
54:44
Trump will be reelected because there’s
54:47
no one that the Democrats are offering
54:49
after they finished bludgeoning
54:51
themselves that that they’re gonna be
54:53
able to unify
54:53
sufficiently behind to beat Donald Trump
54:55
in the in the electoral college
54:59
so unless unless the recession happens
55:01
between now and and and the election or
55:04
vermin and I are nominated to be vice
55:08
president and president in the in this
55:09
of many and this in addition to other
55:12
timelines then I see him getting
55:14
reelected so does that answer your
55:16
question or did you yeah for the most
55:22
part yeah I told me it’s only answering
55:25
my questions muster
55:27
but my only other question is for
55:30
history is why did we not impeach George
55:35
W Bush Bill Clinton and Obama Oh so
55:41
that’s an excellent question
55:42
and thank you for that perfect example
55:47
Jakub of what of what we’re talking
55:49
about so we’re talking about political
55:51
actions versus legal actions these are
55:54
politically disk youΒ΄d decisions there
55:57
would be a lot of support for impeaching
55:59
Donald Trump for prosecuting Wars
56:01
illegally without congressional
56:02
oversight or approval you know for his
56:06
administration doing warrantless
56:11
surveillance and weren’t less spying on
56:14
American citizens all sorts of things
56:18
the problem with that is that you would
56:20
have to do what vermin and I say to do
56:22
which is impeach him impeach have
56:25
already impeached Obama Bush the Clinton
56:29
Bush probably probably back to Reagan
56:31
and for some of the stuff even further
56:33
back than that um you’d have to impeach
56:35
a lot further back than that and you
56:36
have to impeach the people in Congress
56:37
for doing it so instead in in my mind
56:40
this is similar to you’ve got a bunch of
56:43
people out murdering people in the
56:45
streets but they’re deciding whether
56:47
someone jaywalked or not in the process
56:49
and so it’s like okay well yeah he
56:51
committed murder but we’re all
56:52
committing murder but I think he
56:54
jaywalked and he’s on that he’s on the
56:56
other team so we’re gonna stop him from
56:58
jaywalking and that’s really in my mind
57:00
what what what’s happening here so no
57:02
you’re absolutely right but um but
57:04
thanks for coming in thanks for having
57:08
me I was like yeah absolutely anytime
57:10
call him whenever so yes so that’s
57:12
that’s my answer to that um let me see
57:16
what’s in the comments here Tom Arnold
57:21
says are you fully prepared to be the
57:23
first Jewish president if Furman were to
57:25
get stuck on one of his time trips what
57:27
would a purely spike administration
57:29
looks like that didn’t you know I we
57:32
talked about this actually Tom at Waffle
57:34
House two days ago
57:37
I will be a heartbeat away
57:40
and in fact when he is away on his time
57:42
travel
57:43
I will technically be president now
57:44
again he can come right back and I may
57:48
be joining him at times which is when
57:49
you know King Reginald the janitor of
57:52
the Supreme Court will be in charge of
57:54
the country but but when I am here and
57:57
vermin is not here I will be president
58:01
and if he did get stuck I would be
58:04
President moving forward now again once
58:07
he got unstuck he could just come back
58:08
to a second before he left
58:11
but let’s not overthink this he could go
58:15
away and then I’d be President and I
58:18
think that’s the meat of your question
58:19
what would a purely spike administration
58:23
look like and a follow-up question was
58:25
would there be regular salsa dances in
58:27
the White House that actually answers
58:28
your first question my administration
58:32
would look like a lot of salsa dancing
58:35
it would look like the free Pony program
58:38
being absolutely stream world and and
58:42
and accelerated to a total pony parity
58:46
pony parity being of course when there
58:48
are as many ponies as people also within
58:53
the first hundred days of my
58:54
administration that’s my promise to you
58:57
and anyone who tells you that that’s
59:00
completely unrealistic hates you hates
59:03
America and hates the future of this
59:06
country for you and your children so I
59:10
hope that answer that question Chris
59:12
Reynolds says everyone votes party line
59:14
Clinton absolutely committed perjury and
59:16
obstructed justice the Senate didn’t
59:17
convict him exactly
59:19
Trump always has that 40 to 42 percent
59:21
regardless of what happens that’s
59:23
exactly correct and he really only needs
59:25
as little as 45 percent in the right
59:29
areas to win I don’t think he could get
59:34
much less than that
59:35
um and still win but yeah I mean he
59:40
really only needs outside of his most of
59:42
rabid supporters which are roughly 42 41
59:44
42 maybe 43 percent of the vote he only
59:47
needs two or three more percent maybe
59:49
four or five percent to win
59:53
and that’s not a tough road to hoe for
59:56
him especially if in this time Democrats
59:59
are you know bludgeoning their
60:04
frontrunner who remains their
60:06
frontrunner remember Joe Biden was gonna
60:09
be done by now he was gonna be
60:11
absolutely finished we weren’t gonna
60:14
have no more Joe Biden we were gonna get
60:16
behind Bernie Sanders no I mean
60:17
Elizabeth Warren no I mean Kamala Harris
60:19
no I mean Cory Booker no I mean Peabody
60:22
Josh guess what Joe Biden still in the
60:27
front running and here’s the other thing
60:29
most voters most primary voters aren’t
60:32
really paying attention yet they’re
60:34
gonna show up on Election Day we saw
60:36
this with Donald Trump they ask people
60:38
why they voted for him and a lot of
60:39
people said they voted for him in the
60:40
primary because he was the only one
60:42
they’d ever heard of which means they
60:44
had not really closely been following
60:46
things you have enough of those people
60:48
who were gonna show up and go Oh Joe
60:50
Biden yeah he was Barack Obama’s vice
60:52
president I’m gonna go with him I
60:53
remember him for eight years
60:55
he seemed okay I think he’s gonna get it
60:58
and after years of the most the voters
61:04
you absolutely need in the general to do
61:05
all the that you know it’s one thing to
61:07
say you’ll vote for someone it’s another
61:08
thing to actually go door to door and
61:10
hand out pamphlets and make phone calls
61:12
and donate and volunteer and you know
61:14
you know blood give blood sweat and
61:16
tears to this campaign that’s not gonna
61:19
happen
61:20
Joe Biden is Hillary Clinton with a
61:22
penis and a long history of really
61:27
really troubling statements that even
61:30
back then we’re kind of cringy and now
61:32
our just seeing is unacceptable and a
61:35
bunch of Democrats who have been running
61:37
against him calling him everything from
61:38
a segregationist to a rapist to
61:40
everything else and now internet you
61:42
know a closeted Republican and now
61:43
they’re gonna they got a lineup ago oh I
61:45
know actually he’s the best one for the
61:46
job I don’t see that happening I see
61:51
again if if this is not one of the
61:54
timelines where you pick me and vermin
61:56
supreme as the as the libertarian
61:58
nominee and I’m speaking directly to the
62:00
delegates right now in all 50 states
62:06
it’s a lesser of two evils option here
62:09
that’s not fair because vermin supreme
62:12
is not evil in any capacity so it’s
62:15
really an evil versus good option you
62:18
can have vermin supreme and me in the
62:21
white house abolishing Congress
62:24
impeaching all of the supreme Supreme
62:27
Court replacing it with the janitor
62:28
giving you ponies giving you cheesy
62:32
bread killing Hitler killing Woodrow
62:36
Wilson
62:37
I’ll even kill Stalin I’ll kill baby
62:39
Stalin maybe even baby London I don’t
62:43
know again depends on what we can get
62:44
through the legislature or you can have
62:49
four more years of Donald Trump the
62:52
choice seems clear to me but I can’t
62:53
make that choice for you not in this
62:56
timeline so Liz Belle gave me a link
63:08
which doing a live show but I won’t go
63:10
look at this what is this yeah no we
63:13
just talked about that Liz about the
63:16
thing but thank you for letting me know
63:17
but the House of Representatives has
63:19
voted to impeach Donald Trump get over
63:22
here yeah and then Chris Reynolds said
63:29
well said spike thank you Chris Reynolds
63:30
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
63:32
attorney at law where is your I don’t
63:36
have my Chris Reynolds where’s my Chris
63:41
Reynolds oh it’s in the other room I
63:45
don’t want my Chris Reynolds and I feel
63:47
naked now I don’t know what it’s like
63:50
when Adam and Eve with the thing with
63:54
the Apple and then God said you’re naked
63:57
and they’ve realized in that moment they
63:59
were naked and they felt ashamed that’s
64:01
how I feel now so let’s see what other
64:05
questions we have here oh so the
64:10
question was asked how do you how do you
64:11
would plan to address the fact that
64:12
vermin is a leftist newer capitalist
64:14
that’s actually the intention in order
64:16
to win the Libertarian Party nomination
64:18
and
64:18
any hope of reaching out to the rest of
64:20
voters and our main core of voters are
64:24
going to be across the spectrum of
64:28
voters that are completely
64:29
disenfranchised and it actually does
64:33
dovetail well with each other because we
64:36
are both anarchists and both
64:37
libertarians the fact that we may have
64:40
minor differences of opinion as to what
64:43
a post state society will look like is
64:45
largely irrelevant because we don’t live
64:47
in a post State Society it’s like
64:51
arguing over you know your it’s like
64:55
serving a life sentence and arguing
64:57
about what kind of car you’re gonna get
64:58
when you’re gonna when you get out
65:00
you’re not getting out you got to get
65:03
out first and then you can figure out
65:05
what kind of car you get what kind of
65:07
shoes you get or whatever so the whole
65:09
thing with vermin is that and and and
65:12
between the the left libertarians and
65:14
right libertarians we all agree that
65:16
where we’re headed is wrong and if we
65:19
all agree on that then let’s work
65:21
towards a point where we can actually
65:23
work out our subtle disagreements as to
65:25
what a post state society would look
65:28
like or even a society with a smaller
65:30
state let’s get to that and then we can
65:33
work on that then also it feeds into it
65:40
feeds into bridging the divide that’s in
65:44
the party right now the big divide used
65:45
to be between anarchists and men are
65:47
kiss and that’s still there but the
65:48
biggest divide right now is between the
65:50
left and the right and we’re not going
65:51
to agree on everything we’re not going
65:53
to agree on our preferences but that’s
65:54
ultimately what you’re agreeing on what
65:56
you’re disagreeing on once you remove
65:57
coercion you’re just arguing preference
66:00
and if you’re still arguing for coercion
66:02
then you need to check whether you’re a
66:04
libertarian or not so that’s what I
66:08
would say to that and and we’re gonna
66:10
see you know people were concerned about
66:12
how friendly the how friendly the
66:15
supreme campaign was going to be to
66:17
capitalists and right libertarians well
66:20
I am a capitalist and a right
66:22
libertarian so that answer is that and
66:24
I’m an outspoken one too so that answers
66:26
that question
66:28
what kind of headwear will you be
66:30
wearing so
66:33
interesting question the short answer is
66:37
that I don’t really plan on wearing head
66:39
wear but I need to do something with my
66:41
hair situation because there’s a there’s
66:44
a situation here with my hair it doesn’t
66:46
look bad but it doesn’t look good
66:51
got an issue with my edges starting to
66:54
have a little thing back here I don’t
66:55
want to talk about got a really figure
66:58
out what we’re gonna do with that an
67:00
easy thing to do is that we’re a little
67:02
kippa a yarmulke I could do that it
67:04
seems kind of disingenuous for me to
67:07
start doing that right after announcing
67:09
that I’m running for vice president it
67:11
just seems a little just a little bit
67:14
pander II a little like oh you waited
67:20
till you were balding in the back and
67:22
and running for vice president and now
67:24
suddenly you know you’re wearing a
67:25
kippah okay no no no it’s donal
67:28
coincidence I’m so Jewish so we’re gonna
67:33
figure out we’re gonna figure that out
67:37
but as of right now no head where there
67:41
was some confusion with some of my
67:42
followers who thought that you actually
67:45
have to wear of a boot if you’re a
67:47
vermin supporter as far as I understand
67:49
only the president wears the boot only
67:51
president vermin where’s the the actual
67:52
boot the only law that we actually have
67:54
is that you have to brush your teeth and
67:57
God help you if you don’t we only have
68:03
law in law but it is strongly enforced
68:06
so get right to that and floss – you
68:11
only get one set of teeth well I mean
68:13
when you’re an adult so you know get
68:19
good with that can you explain the
68:21
Badger it’s literally just a a badger
68:27
it’s just a badger I mean I can I
68:30
explain a badger sure that the Badgers
68:32
are short legged omnivores and the
68:34
family Mustelidae
68:35
which also all includes otters polecats
68:38
and weasels and ferrets and meh 50 today
68:41
which includes skunks they are a
68:43
polyfill let Phil like
68:46
and they are not a natural taxon nomming
68:50
grouping not a natural taxonomic
68:57
grouping the badger
68:59
it’s just a badger it’s the policy is
69:06
excuse me a badger it’s it’s literally
69:14
just a badger there’s you know I know
69:15
people keep you know hey but what about
69:18
that no it’s a badger it’s just the
69:21
badger by the way speaking of badgers
69:24
here’s your every few minutes I bring
69:26
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69:31
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69:38
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70:01
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70:03
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70:05
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70:08
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70:12
part of a care package and then so
70:15
that’s if you do ten dollars and five
70:17
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70:19
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70:21
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70:22
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70:24
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70:27
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70:30
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70:32
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70:35
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70:39
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70:42
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70:43
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70:45
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70:48
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70:51
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70:52
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70:54
that’s why we have all these ponies with
70:56
guns on them
70:57
cuz me see I have proof of it with this
71:00
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71:05
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71:06
toothbrush and of that twenty dollars or
71:09
more after the cost of shipping it to
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71:16
the other half will go to dignity
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71:24
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71:37
questions we have here Oh Tom our old s
71:40
will you be participating in any VP
71:43
debates uh sure yeah
71:47
I don’t know event I my understanding is
71:51
that there’s one in Minnesota or there
71:54
they’re trying to organize one in
71:55
Minnesota on March 28th I’m not sure
71:58
that’ll be able to be at that because I
72:00
plan to be in Alabama on the 27th for
72:04
their convention and I’m not sure how
72:06
feasible that is but ultimately yeah I
72:09
mean I’m I love it
72:11
I’d love to do that the you know all the
72:16
other declared candidates like John I
72:18
love John by the way John Phillips jr. I
72:21
really love I joke – that arcane our our
72:25
debate may be just a series of us
72:27
agreeing arguing over which one agrees
72:30
with the other more so so yeah so ya
72:35
know I’d absolutely love to participate
72:36
in VP debates I’m available to give
72:39
speeches I think a lot of what where I’d
72:41
be best suited is in Q&A; with with
72:43
audience members either with audience
72:45
members are just talking directly you
72:47
know face to face with people I think
72:49
that’s really the best way to get the
72:50
message out and to talk to people is to
72:52
press the old flesh make some fleshy
72:54
connections there in the conference
72:58
center conference center flesh
73:00
connections and you know answering
73:03
whatever questions you guys have for me
73:04
I think that’ll be best but yeah any
73:06
debates is it’s great tom says shave
73:08
your head well nature is doing that for
73:10
me slowly friend
73:11
so huh
73:14
planning to hold on to this as much as I
73:16
can i do pledge I’m not gonna wait as
73:18
long as Giuliani did were like he had
73:20
that freaking ridiculous comb-over that
73:22
came way like Oh from here to near and
73:24
I’m like no um that I won’t do I say
73:28
that now I hope I’ll have the dignity at
73:32
that time to just get in here plugs I
73:39
hope Chris Reynolds is flossing is a
73:44
step too far sir well listen if you want
73:48
to have healthy teeth you have to follow
73:50
the legal process I don’t make these
73:53
rules now as vice president I will help
73:56
make these rules that will actually be a
73:58
rule that I do make so Chris Reynolds
74:05
says what’s the difference between a
74:07
badger and a beaver there’s a damn big
74:10
difference huh huh ha ha I don’t know
74:14
a ball a beaver has like the flat that
74:19
flat tail that it uses to pat down the
74:23
dirt on the on the old logs there when
74:26
it’s making its little beaver dam
74:30
badgers I believe do not have that
74:32
beavers also have the I don’t really
74:36
know of the big differences but it’s
74:41
just a badger it’s just a badger um see
74:47
what other questions we’ve got here
74:58
just Sam Chekhov said a bunch of things
75:01
that I’m not sure I’m not sure what
75:06
those mean nano state life motorcycle
75:08
riding the Badger explains itself which
75:11
is true that’s correct I don’t the
75:14
Badger doesn’t need me to explain it
75:15
I’ll be there come home baby
75:20
good point
75:21
excellent point there and let’s see what
75:26
else so yes so here are some more
75:28
follower questions oh here’s one it is
75:32
very possible that vermin could get 5 or
75:35
even 15 percent of the vote if he were
75:37
the Libertarian Party nominee for
75:39
president but then will be known as the
75:40
party that ran the guy with the boot on
75:42
his head forever what are we supposed to
75:44
do then that is an excellent question
75:45
and it’s probably in my mind the one of
75:51
the biggest and most legitimate
75:54
opposition’s I’ve heard about vermin is
75:56
even if you buy into the idea that we
75:59
can run this
76:00
you know campaign where we say hey look
76:02
you know you’re so disgusted with the
76:04
system let’s vote for you know a guy
76:06
with a boot on his head and wants to
76:08
give you free ponies and his sidekick
76:09
who wants to give you cheesy bread
76:11
and is suddenly wearing a yarmulke for
76:16
some reason um you know ok great we did
76:18
that and we got we got the 5% we want
76:21
for those who don’t know 5% gives us
76:22
automatic National ballot access and
76:25
other things that make it a lot easier
76:27
in the future for libertarians to to run
76:31
at every level but then what okay so
76:37
we’ve let’s say we got 5% let’s say we
76:39
got 15% now of course we know that we’re
76:44
gonna get elected to the White House
76:46
literally to the White House
76:48
an alien slide alien slide election but
76:54
let’s say we don’t let’s say we get 5 10
76:55
15 % and let’s say now we didn’t win we
76:59
did great we did better way better than
77:01
anyone else ever did but now now what
77:07
well here’s the thing guys
77:09
all politics is theater and all good
77:13
theater has a good narrative and a good
77:16
storyline here is the storyline behind
77:20
the vermin supreme campaign The Supremes
77:22
all right the supreme spite campaign let
77:25
me show you that one again the supreme
77:28
Spike 2020 campaign
77:30
let me not exclude myself from this
77:33
because this is our campaign now and
77:36
this is literally happy and is a real
77:39
thing when when that happens here is the
77:44
narrative behind behind the supreme
77:47
spike 2020 campaign all politicians lie
77:51
to you
77:52
and we all know it we joke about it
77:56
we grouse about it we get upset about it
77:59
we’re about to hang out with a bunch of
78:01
relatives either in Hanukkah or
78:02
Christmas or Kwanzaa or New Year’s or
78:04
whatever else and if politics comes up
78:06
in evitable everyone’s gonna be
78:07
screaming at each other and the only
78:09
thing that all of us can agree on is
78:11
that politicians lie they literally get
78:14
up during campaign season and make you
78:16
ridiculous promises that you already
78:18
know aren’t going to happen Donald Trump
78:24
said he was going to eliminate the
78:26
national debt not just the deficit but
78:29
the national debt in eight years and of
78:33
course since he’s come in he’s actually
78:34
increased the national debt by like 40
78:37
like what 20 or 30 percent he’s
78:40
increased it by like four trillion
78:41
dollars and when you talk to people and
78:43
say you know that’s a lie people go yeah
78:45
it’s a lie but I like the lie
78:48
so here’s the thing politicians lie to
78:51
you they openly lie to you you know
78:54
they’re lying to you you know your sides
78:57
politicians are lying to you you know
78:58
their sides politicians are lying to you
79:00
and I say your side and their side but
79:04
the reality is the majority of eligible
79:06
voters do not vote because they know
79:08
that the politicians are just lying and
79:11
that it’s a waste of time to vote for
79:13
them because they’re just going to do
79:14
whatever they want and the punchline to
79:20
those jokes that they tell to those lies
79:23
if we’re gonna call it a joke the
79:26
punchline to those is what they actually
79:29
do to you once they get in office the
79:32
same thing they all do they give you
79:34
endless war they give you endless theft
79:37
through taxes and regulations and codes
79:39
and laws and regulations and they give
79:43
you endless caging of peaceful people
79:45
for engaging in voluntary Commerce
79:47
millions of people in cages they give
79:51
you you know we talked about caging
79:54
people and as like an abstract thing
79:56
every single year millions of years of
80:01
life are destroyed for selling plants or
80:06
you know selling sex and all sorts of
80:11
other stuff victimless crimes that
80:14
didn’t actually hurt anyone they’re just
80:16
things that politicians wrote on a sheet
80:17
of paper that you shouldn’t be allowed
80:19
to do unless you get special permission
80:22
from them and give them a piece of it
80:24
and that’s that’s one of the punch lines
80:28
of their their joke of the lies that
80:30
they tell you and what else all of the
80:33
terrible you know you just run through
80:35
all the reasons that you’re either a
80:37
libertarian or for whatever reason you
80:39
don’t vote Republican or Democrat and
80:41
they lie and they lie and they lie and
80:44
they lie and they lie and they treat the
80:48
system like a joke because if there’s
80:50
any other third party or independent
80:51
people who want to actually try to tell
80:53
you the truth they use ballot access
80:55
laws and all sorts of other things other
80:58
infringement to make it nearly
81:00
impossible for them to get on the stage
81:02
much less actually even be able to win
81:05
an election
81:05
so they’ve treated the whole thing like
81:07
a joke so we’re gonna treat them like a
81:09
joke and so who are gonna now vote for a
81:11
guy if we’re gonna if we’re gonna have a
81:12
bunch of clowns if all we have the boat
81:15
vote for is a bunch of clowns we want
81:18
the clown with a poodle on his head if
81:20
we want people to if we’re gonna only be
81:23
given a choice to vote for people who
81:25
give us empty promises then we’re gonna
81:27
one vote for the one who promises you
81:29
know ponies and cheesy bread and badgers
81:32
and guns on your ponies and cheesy bread
81:35
on your Badgers
81:37
and killing baby Hitler and a bunch of
81:39
other stuff that we’re totally gonna do
81:40
once we get elected and once you once
81:44
you’ve done that once you’ve made that
81:47
vote and brought in tons of people and
81:49
even before the election brought in tons
81:52
of people to libertarianism saying this
81:56
is our way of thumbing our nose to the
81:58
whole thing people that would no sooner
82:00
vote Republican or Democrat but
82:03
definitely don’t want to vote for a
82:04
warmed-over Republican or Democrat
82:06
calling themselves a libertarian here is
82:08
someone and may not be interested in
82:09
hearing someone who is a principled
82:11
libertarian who is giving principled
82:14
libertarian talking points but because
82:18
almost in spite of the fact that they
82:20
are polished and serious and seem
82:23
serious say no they just sound like
82:26
another politician lying to you but we
82:28
bring them in with a message of hey
82:31
everyone we’re gonna give you a free
82:32
ponies and then if they dig a little
82:35
deeper they actually here cuz Merman
82:37
takes his boot off all the time I’m
82:38
right now I’m not talking about ponies
82:41
or anything else we’re talking about
82:43
serious stuff and after getting them in
82:45
with that message after getting free
82:47
earned media with a message that is so
82:49
absurd that they have to cover it so
82:51
they can say hey look at this big joke
82:53
and then we go in we take the clown nose
82:55
off for a second say something serious
82:56
and get them in with that that is more
83:00
powerful than anything anyone else can
83:03
do and however we do in the election
83:06
whether we win the general election if
83:08
we get nominated or if we don’t win the
83:10
general election we will have brought in
83:12
more people to libertarianism than
83:14
anyone else could have because of the
83:18
satirical and funny and playful nature
83:21
of how we’re doing this not despite it
83:24
but because of it and now that you have
83:28
many many people who have bought into
83:30
this now you can say if we don’t get
83:32
elected in the general election now you
83:34
can say okay now that we have your
83:36
attention we’re going to talk to you
83:38
about the next candidate that we have
83:41
and if we and and and I’m sure vermin
83:44
will be there supporting them along the
83:45
way as well assuming again that we don’t
83:47
get elected which we will
83:51
that’s our message and I think that it’s
83:53
a compelling message I think it’s the
83:55
best message that’s out there it’s why I
83:56
got onto the campaign that’s why I’m
83:58
running as vice president because I
84:00
think this man owned another thing we
84:03
talk about youth engagement firm and
84:06
supreme has roughly 80% of the mentions
84:09
he has five over nearly 5 million
84:12
mentions on tik-tok and he has twitter
84:16
follower numbers and facebook follower
84:18
numbers that are comparable to some of
84:20
the Democratic Party candidates and way
84:24
higher than any of the Republicans
84:25
running except for Trump way higher than
84:28
any other libertarian running or even
84:30
thinking of running we talked about
84:31
lincoln Chafee fuser always got name
84:33
recognition nothing even close to vermin
84:35
so vermin’s actually the pragmatic
84:37
choice if your whole thing is well we
84:39
need name recognition name recognition
84:40
name recognition
84:41
well that’s vermut easily not even close
84:45
no one can dispute that he has in some
84:48
cases several orders of magnitude higher
84:50
exponentially higher numbers of
84:53
followers and yes and I mean we jokingly
84:56
call it vermin’s child army he has this
84:58
this huge number of young followers
85:01
anything from as young as 10 to as old
85:04
as 25 and 30 youthful followers and not
85:07
all of them are gonna be eligible to
85:08
vote although some of them will be by
85:10
next year not all of them are eligible
85:11
but some of them will be but by the next
85:14
cycle a lot of them will be all those 12
85:17
and 13 year olds they’ll be old enough
85:19
to vote to vote by 2024 and they will
85:21
have been following vermin not Chafee
85:27
not and I love a lot of these other
85:30
candidates but not these other
85:32
candidates because right now they don’t
85:34
want to hear that they want to see this
85:36
fun guy do this cool funny stuff they
85:39
don’t want to hear from the Democrats or
85:40
the Republicans I mean on tik-tok vermin
85:44
is almost as popular as Vern Bernie
85:46
Sanders on tik-tok who else is anywhere
85:50
near Bernie Sanders in the lumber
85:52
libertarian can’t camp the rest of them
85:54
combined are and again I love peace of
85:56
people I love you’re not going to hear
85:58
me speaking bad about them this is a
86:00
sheer numbers thing when it comes to
86:02
just levels of
86:03
of reaching popularity that vermin has
86:05
with his persona and his message and if
86:08
we can yellow peel them or libertarian
86:11
pill them into the movement as kids so
86:15
that by the time they’re they’re ready
86:17
to they’re old enough to vote
86:19
they’re already been volunteering
86:20
they’ve already been helping they’ve
86:21
already been talking their parents a
86:22
year off as to why they should be voting
86:24
libertarian in my mind it’s it’s it’s
86:28
it’s a no-brainer
86:29
and it feeds into a narrative a a
86:33
political theater narrative of they lied
86:36
to you they treated you like a joke
86:38
let’s treat them like a joke by voting
86:40
for the funniest clown in the bunch and
86:42
now you’re gonna take us seriously us
86:45
being those voters those disenfranchised
86:48
voters the something like fifty or sixty
86:50
percent of eligible voters that do not
86:52
vote and us the libertarians the
86:55
libertarian party that’s my message so
86:59
what else do we got here supreme spike
87:04
twenty twenty sounds like a porno movie
87:05
is that intentional or coincidental well
87:08
let me ask you that does this look like
87:10
porn actually you know what don’t answer
87:12
that
87:14
don’t answer that uh Jacob is over in
87:22
float just losing it
87:25
loving my playable strategy strategy as
87:28
he calls it um let’s see Chris Reynolds
87:33
politicians lie spike as a politician so
87:35
listen I have your face somewhere okay I
87:43
would never lie to you I would never lie
87:46
to you not about something like arming
87:48
your pony that I thought I just gave you
87:50
for free okay so let’s not let’s not do
87:53
that let’s not do that
87:57
Fotini henderson says and your nips yeah
88:05
yeah uh Fotini Henderson also says what
88:10
are you lying about I’m not that’s my
88:13
point I’d never lie to you that’s my
88:19
point
88:22
so guys you’re just tuning in again a
88:27
great way to help the homeless and the
88:29
vermin supreme campaign
88:30
we’re giving away we have a ton of these
88:32
sign toothbrush toothbrushes that were
88:34
giving away to the homeless if you
88:36
donate let me put up the link if you
88:40
donate $10 to PayPal me slash spike
88:45
Cohen we will put your name on this
88:48
toothbrush
88:49
courtesy of or a message really we’ll
88:51
put whatever you want there and when we
88:54
give it away to the homeless person and
88:55
of that $10 donation $5 will go towards
88:58
the vermin supreme campaign the supreme
89:01
spike 2020 campaign I’m sorry and then
89:04
the other half will go towards a dignity
89:05
ministry which helps the homeless in the
89:09
local Myrtle Beach area of South
89:11
Carolina and if you give twenty dollars
89:14
or more we will actually I will sign
89:16
this
89:17
along with vermin who already signed it
89:19
and and give and mail it to you so that
89:23
you will have this to preserve to show
89:25
to your your loved ones and your closest
89:28
friends and your children and their
89:30
children something you can you can
89:31
bequeath down this will be your property
89:33
your inviolable property your toothbrush
89:37
that no one can take from you because
89:40
you have a right to your toothbrush that
89:42
you got for free with a donation of $20
89:45
or more and of that $20 or more donation
89:50
after the cost of shipping it to you the
89:51
half of it will be sent to the supreme
89:54
spike 2020 campaign the other half of
89:56
course sent to dignity ministry to help
90:00
the homeless in the local Myrtle Beach
90:02
area
90:05
so I think that was all of the questions
90:08
that I have so yeah so guys if you have
90:11
any other questions you have any
90:14
requests you want me to come on your
90:16
your podcast or you want to call me to
90:18
ask any questions if you have any if
90:20
you’re a delegate or thinking of
90:22
becoming a delegate another big thing if
90:25
you want to become a delegate in your
90:26
state because here’s the thing we don’t
90:28
have a primary the Libertarian Party
90:29
does not have a primary the way that we
90:31
pick our candidate our nominee for
90:34
president and vice president is that
90:37
delegate each States elects delegates
90:38
elects delegates and then those
90:40
delegates go to Austin on May 20th right
90:44
May 20th
90:49
they go to they go to Austin Texas May
90:55
21st through 25th of next year and a
90:59
thousand and 46 total delegates will
91:02
select who the nominee is and so if you
91:05
want to help us and find out how you can
91:08
become a delegate in your state be sure
91:11
to reach out to us at Vermont Supreme
91:13
2020 or reach out to me directly and if
91:17
you are a delegate we’re thinking about
91:18
becoming a delegate and you’re on the
91:19
fence about who to support feel free to
91:22
reach out to me and or averman and we’ll
91:27
answer whatever questions and concerns
91:28
you have and if you’d like to come on
91:29
and become a part of the team Firmin
91:31
supreme 2020 comm or reach out to me Oh
91:34
or go to spike 2020 com to see my
91:38
libertarian vice-presidential website
91:41
it’s a real fun thing that got made for
91:42
me um and yeah so that’s uh that is my
91:47
message for you today friends final
91:50
thoughts by me usually we have a final
91:53
thoughts part but I guess these were all
91:55
my final thoughts cuz I’m me
91:57
I was already giving my thoughts um but
92:00
yeah be sure to reach out if you have
92:01
any questions seratonin says well I’m
92:05
gonna write you guys in if you don’t get
92:07
the nomination but you will thank you
92:08
Sarah I appreciate it had a lot of
92:09
people reaching out saying that saying
92:14
that they’re gonna they’re gonna support
92:15
us regardless so I appreciate that Chris
92:18
Reynolds says is that
92:19
gerbil this is a badger this is a oh you
92:23
mean behind vermin that’s me that’s a
92:26
Jew and then behind me is the Badger
92:31
it’s a multi-layered image there so guys
92:40
thanks for tuning in to this very first
92:43
vice-presidential edition of my fellow
92:47
Americans not sure if we’re gonna have a
92:51
Christmas episode we might I’d like to
92:54
but I’m not sure we have company
92:57
so I’m not sure if we’re gonna have a
92:59
vice-presidential episode I’m pretty
93:02
sure we’re gonna have a New Year’s Day
93:03
episode so this could very well be the
93:05
last episode of my fellow Americans of
93:08
this decade this decade so it’s big deal
93:16
this could be the very last time I am
93:17
signing out of my fellow Americans for
93:20
the decade so it’s a pretty big deal we
93:24
may also not have a Christmas Eve or New
93:26
Year’s Eve episode of the muddy waters
93:29
of freedom again we’re not sure pretty
93:32
sure we won’t be doing anything New
93:33
Year’s Eve not sure about Christmas Eve
93:35
so this may be the first time that
93:38
they’re the last time for this year and
93:40
this decade that muddy waters media will
93:42
have any programming for you so but we
93:47
will see we’ll definitely keep you in
93:49
the loop on that if we don’t hear from
93:52
you if we know if you don’t hear from us
93:54
between now and then have a Happy
93:56
Hanukkah happy Kwanzaa a Merry Christmas
93:59
if the DIF I don’t think there’s any
94:03
Muslim holidays during this time but
94:05
have a great time as a Muslim at the end
94:08
of December
94:10
Jim Zoroastrians I don’t know whatever
94:13
whatever you go it just have a great
94:15
time with loved ones and with yourself
94:17
for the rest of this year in decade and
94:20
have a Happy New Year and a Happy New
94:22
Year’s even a Happy New Year is day and
94:27
yeah libertarian dad bought 12 bucks
94:30
shipped be sure to get that
94:33
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94:35
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94:40
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94:49
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a part of our growing liberty waffle
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family supreme spiked 2020 vermin
95:03
supreme 2020 calm this is real for those
95:08
who have asked me no I am not kidding
95:11
yes we’re really doing this I’ll see you
95:15
at your state’s convention I love you
95:18
very much
95:18
thank you for being a part of this show
95:20
talk to you soon and god bless you
95:24
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Spike Cohen
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Local Jew. Contrarian stoic sentimentalist. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Will pet your dog.
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