(((My Fellow Americans))) #54: I Am Literally The Vice President!

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spike 2020 campaign that’s right your
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boy here is the vice presidential
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running mate to your next president mr.
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find out how you can help us at vermin
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but vermin sue I’m gonna be telling you
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shortly how you can help the campaign
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not only to support the campaign but
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also to help homeless people in the in
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the local Myrtle Beach Grand Strand area
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Americans bula vinaka look I am Hanukkah
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tonight’s a pretty big deal I have a big
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guest for you uh he’s running for vice
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president with the Libertarian Party
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frontrunner right now the front-runner
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in pretty much there are no scientific
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polls as far as I know of
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of the Libertarian Party for their
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presidential pick but he’s winning all
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the online straw polls and in my mind
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that makes him the the front-runner of
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course I’m speaking about vermin supreme
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and tonight in his very first interview
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since being announced as the vice
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presidential running mate to vermut
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supreme he’s coming on to my show he is
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just a stunningly beautiful man he is
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a husband a loving husband to a
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beautiful woman it was his wife he is a
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former business owner actually current
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business owner business co-owner he owns
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a libertarian media conglomerate and he
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has two weekly libertarian programs that
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he uses to promote the message of
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Liberty and self ownership and
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non-aggression around the world twice a
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week ladies and gentlemen
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my fellow Americans please give it up
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for my guest tonight vice presidential
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candidate your next vice president me
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spike Cohen hey guys how you doing so I
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was gonna initially I had an idea where
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I was gonna interview myself for like an
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hour and I realized I really did not
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want to do that and I didn’t have a
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compelling reason to do that so I’m not
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going to do that instead what I’m gonna
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do is talk about what got me into this
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campaign and why I’m supporting Berman
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supreme why I think you should too and
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then I guess also why you should support
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me so anyway be sure to comment with
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your thoughts and questions and as
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always I will let you know if you are
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right or wrong and in fact we want to
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say in the comments I might actually
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open up the phone lines I’m considering
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open up opening up the phone lines I
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don’t I don’t know what you guys think
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about that but I may open the phone
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lines
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to get some calls in to see what you
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guys think of everything that’s
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happening but uh so anyway so I’m going
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to actually let me just go ahead and do
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that let me open up the old phone lines
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so that people can call in so if you
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want to call in actually I’m gonna hold
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off on that right now and I’ll do the
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call in shortly before I get started
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actually let me I had given you a little
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bit of a teaser about helping the
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homeless and vermin supreme so vermin
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supreme in addition to being your next
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president it’s also a very big homeless
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advocate he has a very big supporter of
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people that are having a tough time
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finding a permanent home and has a big
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heart forum and so the wives actually
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raised that way to be very to have a big
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heart for the homeless and to try to
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help with the homeless and to that end
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your next president and vice president
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have a quite an opportunity for you so
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vermin has donated these ten soft
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filament toothbrushes which he has
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signed you can see that he’s signed each
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one of these and originally the idea was
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just gonna be that we were gonna you
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know split these up and hand them out to
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homeless people as part of a care
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package which we still do plan on doing
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but then I came up with the idea that uh
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well how about we raise some money for
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the campaign and for a homeless mission
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in this area it’s to help even more not
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just giving the toothbrush but also
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helping the homeless even more and so
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the way that you can help with that and
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I’ll talk about this I’ll bring it up a
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couple times during the show is I came
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up with the idea of doing a 50/50 split
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donation so what we have is with this
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with this with these toothbrushes if you
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donate $10 and I’m gonna give you the
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link you’re going to be donating it to
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my paypal and then I will split the
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proceeds between the pony up for vermin
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supreme campaign which is vermin supreme
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and my official campaign for the White
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House and the other half will go to
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dignity ministry which is a local
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mission for homeless people that helps
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with with the homeless if you give $10 I
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will sign your put your name courtesy of
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your name first name last name whatever
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you want there and donate that in your
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name and then the proceeds from the $5
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of it will go to vermin’s campaign to
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our campaign and then the other half
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will go to dignity ministry if you
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donate 20 or more dollars
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I will also sign this next to vermin and
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mail it to you so you will have an
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official official supreme spike 2020
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toothbrush so that’s that’s something
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you’ll have and the proceeds minus the
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cost of shipping will go half to
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vermin’s campaign have to Argos our
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campaign and need to start saying that
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of five to our campaign and the other
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half will go to of course dignity
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ministry so the paypal is paypal dot me
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slash spike Cohen if you want to donate
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more you can actually go anytime to
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vermin supreme 2020 comm and press the
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donate button they also have a button to
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donate with crypto so that you so that
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you will be able to donate as much as
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you want of all that do’t of all that
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that that crypto coin you’ve been ha de
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lijn so Hottel no longer your Bitcoin
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your Bitcoin cash your dogecoin your I
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assume aetherium and late coin I’m
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honestly not sure all that I would
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assume with the arraignment light coin
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but I don’t know like if you’ve got I
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don’t know weed coin or something if
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they’ll take that I really don’t know
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but you can find out and if not you can
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give us a couple bucks
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so yeah PayPal dot me slash spike Cohen
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and if you’re just tuning in
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ten dollars gets you this one of these
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toothbrushes given away to a homeless
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person as part of a care package with we
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will write courtesy of your name
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whatever your name is
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whose donated on there and if you give
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twenty or more we will actually send
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this to you and I will sign it as well
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so you’ll have the toothbrush for you
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and the half will go to the supreme
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campaign the other half will go
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– dignity ministry a local charity that
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helps with the homeless in the area so I
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will probably bring that up later but uh
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yeah so um we’ve got some so what I’m
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gonna do now is I will I guess go ahead
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I’ll open that the phone lines so yeah
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if you want to call in you have any
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calls eight one three six four four two
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seven two two in the meantime and get to
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the chat here so we got a question from
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bass as vice president will you fight to
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end immigration that continues to change
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demographics that effect legislation
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which attempt to take away a free our
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freedoms so telling you who you can or
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cannot host hire or house on your
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private property is an inherent
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violation of your rights it is also a
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violation of your rights to tell someone
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else or to tell it’s also a violation of
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your rights to tell you that you can’t
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travel to any private property where
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you’re welcome so no we would not be we
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would not be limiting yours or anyone
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elses right to travel where they’re
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welcome and nor do we buy into the idea
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that there are specific demographics
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that are unwelcome or on uncaring about
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freedom if that were the case apparently
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our first group would to keep out would
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be white people who brought us the
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Republicans and Democrats so no we would
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not be doing that but we will definitely
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be opening up your ability to host hire
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and house whoever you wish on your
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property and to go wherever you wish on
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your property so yeah so just to give
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you a little bit of a background about
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what got me doing this what got me doing
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this campaign I’ve been talking back and
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forth with the supreme campaign for a
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couple weeks now and the reasons that
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they thought it would be a good idea to
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bring me on as the as their vice
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presidential candidate were because they
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felt like I balanced out the ticket and
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that I that Worman more is more of a
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left anarchist and I’m more of a right
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hander kissed
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which allows me to you know allows me to
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balance out the whole bottom unity
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concept so for those who don’t know what
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bottom unity is if you ever looked at
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those political compass and I’m gonna do
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this backwards because you’re looking
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from here but you’ve got your top left
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which you like you’re calm you’re you’re
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you know state communist and state
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socialist you’ve got your top right
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which are like your fascists and Nazis
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and stuff like that
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I guess closer to the bottom and Center
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or like the Republican and Democratic
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parties then down at the bottom left and
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bottom right you’ve got your your
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libertarians your you know libertarian
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socialists your left fan or kissed your
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and calms your end caps on the right
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side and and so forth so instead of
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having you know unity between left and
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right which really makes no sense
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because if you’re a right libertarian
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why would you unify with someone who
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thinks that the best way to achieve you
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know that the kind of economic
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conditions you want is to trample all
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over yours and everyone else’s rights
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same thing on the left side if you if
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you want this more to be able to live in
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a more egalitarian sharing society why
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would you want to align yourself with
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someone who wants to force everyone into
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some kind of centrally controlled
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collective that you know doesn’t help
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anyone and so the idea behind bottom
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unity is that we may not agree on what a
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post state or much smaller state society
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would look like but we can agree or
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whether we may not agree on whether
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there should be a very small government
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or no government at all but what we can
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agree on is that we’re all headed in the
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wrong direction right now and that the
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best thing we could possibly do is is is
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is open that up and and and have a more
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be aligned with each other as
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libertarians
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and so that’s the idea behind bottom
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unity and in the spirit of that your
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next president Berman supreme has
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decided to bring me on as his vice
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president us that we can share with the
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with the libertarian delegates and then
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hopefully once we get nominated with the
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American voters our message of bought
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immunity and so we and so that’s what
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what brought me on and also the fact
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that I have
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fairly popular to programs that I do
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twice a week that uh that you know to
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get more people into to talk about
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libertarianism ona on a wider scale the
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ability that I’m in the South which
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gives me a little bit more reach in the
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southern state conventions and things
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like that so that’s that was sort of the
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idea behind having me on I am attractive
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I’m handsome
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but not in like an off-putting
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uncomfortable way I’m just handsome
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enough what else
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I have no risk of outshining him onstage
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it’s there’s no risk that I’m going to
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overplay his his stick while he’s on
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stage so that’s a good thing I have a
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winning smile which is important because
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we are pushing for mandatory tooth
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brushing laws of course and how can you
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push for mandatory tooth brushing laws a
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few yourself have terrible teeth so that
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was important and yeah so that’s why
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they brought me on they wanted someone
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who was a passionate speaker for our
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rights and and for our liberties and who
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was comfortable doing it and who had
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some good connections on the I guess
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right side of the spectrum and the
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libertarian spectrum and so here I am
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your next vice president again if you
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missed it before promotion that we’re
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doing to help the homeless in the in the
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Myrtle Beach area we are giving away
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these toothbrushes to the homeless if
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you would like to and we got many more
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than these it’s not just these ten but
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we’ve got a lot of toothbrushes we’re
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gonna be giving them away if you want to
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donate ten dollars let me put that link
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up again there’s the Pay Pal and put up
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that link again if you want to donate
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ten dollars we will put your name
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courtesy of your name you just first
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name or your full name or whatever put
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that on there and when we give it away
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to the homeless person so they can see
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that you know bail or jail or whoever
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donated to to it and from that ten
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dollars five dollars will go to the pony
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up for vermin supreme campaign and
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that’s our presidential and vice
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presidential campaign and the other five
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will go to
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ministry which is a local charity in the
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area that helps what’s a local mission
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that helps with the homeless in the
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Myrtle Beach area if you give $20 or
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more we will I will sign this and we
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will give the toothbrush to you um and
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that and half will go to Furman scant to
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our campaign and the other half will go
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to dignity ministry so yeah PayPal me
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slap that PayPal dot me slash like Cohen
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um so yeah so I had my big announcement
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on on what Saturday I had the in
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Nashville I got to speak in front of the
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Tennessee Libertarian Party in Nashville
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Libertarian Party and give my big give
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my big speech being welcomed in and
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accepting it and during that speech I
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unveiled and if you haven’t watched it
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yet I have it here for you I unveiled my
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my my a bold plan that I have I’m an
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anarchist like like vermin I’m an
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anarchist
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i I do recognize though that in the
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spirit of the Dallas Accords which is an
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agreement in the Libertarian Party not
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to for the party itself not to ever
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explicitly call for keeping the
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government or eliminating the government
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it’s sort of an alliance between maybe
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the the original bottom unity between
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monarchists and anarchists and in the
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spirit of that and also in the reality
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that I as vice president I won’t simply
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be able to snap my fingers and make
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government go away I have created what I
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believe is a pretty good compromise
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because we do know that compromising
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with sociopaths who want to enslave the
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world is the best way to achieve
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positive change in our time and so I’ve
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come up with a I think a pretty good
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compromise which I call the verbal
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agreement for an even better America
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this is a verbal contract that I’m
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making with you the American people that
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if we get elected to president and vice
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president these things these 10 things
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will happen or else I will resign and be
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replaced with baby Yoda so there are 10
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things here that
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will happen so every 10 days on average
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one of these things will happen in
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addition to vermin’s for point blank
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which is the free ponies the mandatory
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tooth brushing harnessing zombie power
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for perpetual clean energy and going
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back in time to kill baby Hitler I’m
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also adding these 10 things to the plank
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so number one will be eliminating all
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federal taxes tariffs and fees and
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replacing them of the lottery where the
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winner gets to sign the Constitution
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and/or the face of any politician of
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their choice so they can actually do
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both or they can just sign the
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politicians face or just the
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Constitution so that’d be pretty cool
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for them number 2 also going back in
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time to kill baby Woodrow Wilson which
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ultimately makes killing baby Hitler
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unnecessary but we’re still going to do
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that too there has been a question there
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has been a question as to whether if we
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killed baby Woodrow Wilson does that
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create some kind of cascade effect where
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someone even worse than Hitler comes to
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power rest assured if that happens we
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will kill them as baby as well number 3
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and this is a for anyone who’s been
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following this show or the muddy waters
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of freedom or just any money water’s
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media program including a mr. America
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the bearded truth
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anyone who knows us the muddy waters
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crew knows that this is a central part
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of our platform which I am now grafting
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into the supreme spike 2020 platform
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that is of course the full legalization
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of recreational plutonium this is
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serious
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we are going to have recreational
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plutonium in our time and it’s going to
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be a much bigger deal because once we
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are getting all of our energy from
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zombies on giant hamster wheels chasing
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a brain that they can never get to what
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are you gonna do with all this plutonium
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well that’s where the recreation comes
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in my friend so that’s gonna be a big
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deal
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number four free cheesy bread with the
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purchase of any federal explosives
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permit that’s the big deal and I was
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asked earlier what kind of cheese its
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whatever cheese you want so you like
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mozzarella you like a Gargan zone you
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like maybe maybe you’re a hard like I
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eat
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cheddar you’d like it sharp you want a
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sharp cheese maybe like Havarti Barty’s
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nice maybe like American because there’s
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something wrong with you I don’t really
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care I mean technically that’s not a
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cheese but I mean you know it’s your
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bread you can put what do you want on it
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thank you so you know that’s the that is
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what the that’s what we’re gonna be
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giving you so free cheesy bread what
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what is this free cheesy bread
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number five developing bullets that
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instead of harming you to helpful things
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like relieving headaches clearing up
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nasal congestion thereby finally bending
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the cost curve on healthcare once and
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for all now friends if you’re like me
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you’ve seen the rising cost in
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healthcare and health insurance and you
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keep hearing a people getting shot no
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how would you like to hear about a bunch
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of people that just you know had their
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headache go away maybe it cured them of
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cancer maybe it cleared up a rash they
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have maybe they have some kind of you
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know I have MS maybe maybe there’s an
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autoimmunity bullet yeah so we’re gonna
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work on that it’s gonna be a Manhattan
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Project for healing bullets number six
25:38
this is possibly my favorite and I think
25:42
you’ll see why shortly number six
25:44
requires police officers to sing the
25:47
Barney theme song to anyone they arrest
25:50
along with their Miranda rights of
25:52
course and the suspect will have to be
25:53
released without charge if the arresting
25:56
officer fails to sing every single word
25:58
to that song and key or in any other way
26:01
does not convey themselves as a
26:02
convincing Barney now people have said
26:04
to me well that means you’re gonna have
26:07
to wear an outfit right well yeah and
26:10
they’re gonna have to do the voice if at
26:12
some point they break character and
26:14
can’t keep the key the perps gonna be
26:17
able to say hey look I’m not feeling
26:19
Barney vibes officer and they’ll go low
26:22
low go slow go to let your goal then and
26:25
and that’s how that’s gonna work I was
26:29
asked if I’m gonna sing this the Barney
26:31
zone
26:32
I am NOT um number seven is retrofitting
26:37
your ponies with 20 millimeter vulcan
26:39
cannons that’s a big one that’s a big
26:43
one you don’t have now someone said what
26:45
if I don’t want my pony to have a Vulcan
26:49
cannon and that that was a valid point
26:51
and the short answer is you don’t have
26:53
to have guns on your on your your pony
26:58
if you don’t want this is a this is a
27:00
negative right not a positive right so
27:04
oh and also someone said what about a 40
27:06
millimeter grenade launcher instead
27:09
we’ll see what happens I don’t want to
27:12
promise something unrealistic to you but
27:15
we’ll see what happens
27:16
I would be in favor of it but ultimately
27:18
all of these things are gonna have to go
27:19
through Congress so take it up with the
27:23
obstructionist Congress huh
27:27
number eight Waffle House’s on every
27:31
corner and this of course is a blatant
27:33
act of graft and cronyism to the
27:37
Libertarian Party Waffle House caucus
27:38
for purely political purposes I as the
27:42
all-star special of the Libertarian
27:45
Party Waffle House caucus or a SS of the
27:48
Waffle House caucus pushed hard for this
27:51
to myself and I told myself okay so
27:56
that’s why that’s happening and then
27:59
nine number nine is impeaching every
28:03
member of the Supreme Court and
28:05
replacing them with the janitor his name
28:07
is Reginald and he will be our king you
28:14
know someone asked about term limits for
28:16
Congress and I think you know better
28:18
than that
28:19
how about have the janitor decide
28:24
everything as king and you’re probably
28:28
thinking what do you need a king for if
28:29
we have a president a vice president but
28:31
the thing is we’re gonna be time
28:32
traveling a lot and you know we’re not
28:36
gonna be here all the time and you know
28:41
we’re gonna be out killing lots of
28:42
babies that eventually become tyrants
28:46
you know we go back in time and make
28:47
right what once went wrong we’re not
28:51
gonna have time to you know be here
28:53
doing a bunch of stuff that’s what you
28:54
need King Rat King Reginald for now I
28:57
know what you’re some people have said
28:58
well but if you’re time-traveling you
29:01
can just come back to a split second
29:03
after you left to which I say you’re
29:06
overthinking this a bit and of course
29:10
number 10 is a badger literally just a
29:16
just a badger it’s just a badger it’s
29:22
just a it’s just a badger
29:24
so that is the that is the platform
29:28
basically and you know it’s a it’s a
29:32
it’s I think it’s a common-sense
29:33
platform I think you know you have to
29:36
face hard realities right we have to
29:38
face you know some very very hard
29:41
realities about what can and can’t get
29:43
accomplished by the president vice
29:47
president it’s just one branch of the
29:48
three branches now once King Reginald
29:51
controls that third branch that will
29:54
definitely make things easier because
29:56
Reginald likes us we’re friends with
29:58
Reginald we go back with Reggie us and
30:01
Reggie go way back ah but you still got
30:05
that Congress don’t got that commerce
30:08
you saw what they did now you know
30:10
they’re they’re impeaching the current
30:13
guy
30:13
maybe it’ll try to impeach us so you got
30:16
it you got to tread carefully with
30:17
Congress with the obstructionist
30:18
do-nothing Democrat Congress you got to
30:21
be careful with those guys so you know I
30:23
feel like what we have here which is
30:26
ultimately 14 platforms we’ve got some
30:28
other stuff like oh you know we’re gonna
30:29
take away your guns and give you better
30:31
guns that’s a that’s a popular one with
30:34
the the NRA crowd actually it’s not
30:37
popular with the NRA crowd because the
30:39
NRA wants you to buy guns from their
30:41
rent-seeking gun manufacturing Lobby but
30:45
the the people that the the Black
30:50
Panthers in the Geo a really liked it
30:52
because again if you’re gonna have
30:55
something retrofit onto your pony you
30:57
don’t want it to be the
30:58
no affordable stuff that you have now
31:01
you want it to be something serious
31:02
military surplus and when we abolish the
31:04
military there’s gonna be a lot of
31:06
surplus you know these these abrams tank
31:09
cannons aren’t going aren’t you know
31:11
gonna fire themselves you know what I
31:14
mean 120-millimeter smoothbore they
31:17
don’t just they don’t just you know you
31:19
know what they say guns don’t shoot
31:21
themselves people shoot them on their
31:24
ponies so we’re gonna help facilitate
31:28
that common-sense stuff common-sense
31:30
legislation going on and of course the
31:34
badger
31:36
it’s just a badger people ask about the
31:39
badger it’s it’s just a it’s just a
31:41
badger so let me go through the comments
31:45
here see if anyone has any questions um
31:48
Jacob LaBelle said I heard he’s a jerk I
31:49
don’t know if that’s me but that’s
31:51
correct
31:53
Jason lyin man this stream looks extra
31:55
vice-presidential thank you Jason used
31:57
to have a great show – I heard Jason
32:00
also said what about powerbot immunity
32:01
how does that work I actually have a
32:03
diagram that has been censored every
32:06
time I’ve tried to bring it up so I
32:09
can’t show that to you but it’s it’s
32:13
kind of the best word to describe it is
32:20
perpendicular perpendicular
32:24
I’ll inbox it to you later uh-oh
32:28
the oh that’s what this was okay so my
32:32
co-host on Monday waters of freedom Matt
32:33
Wright has asked me to inform you that
32:37
the Democratic run do-nothing Congress
32:41
has done something they have voted to
32:45
impeach Donald Trump they voted to 28 to
32:54
185 with all Republicans voting no
32:59
actually that’s not true
33:00
14 Republicans did not vote all but two
33:06
so the two Democrats voted no one voted
33:10
present
33:12
and then three didn’t vote so yeah so
33:17
now Donald Trump has been impeached
33:19
making him the third president to be
33:23
impeached and if you want to make that a
33:25
solid rounded four and even for you vote
33:29
for vermin supreme and Spike Owen
33:30
because we will definitely be impeached
33:32
we will absolutely be impeach fact if
33:35
you don’t like me best thing you can do
33:37
is get me and vermin supreme elected to
33:39
the White House so that we can be
33:41
impeached we’re a nation of laws I did
33:44
not make the rules if you want me
33:46
impeached I have to get elected I didn’t
33:51
make the rules now I don’t know what
33:52
you’re gonna impeach me over what loving
33:55
people so much that I killed baby Hitler
33:58
with my bare hands I’m sure the you know
34:03
the Holocaust liking lobby will support
34:07
you in that but I don’t know if anyone
34:09
else will the difficulty will be if I
34:12
kill baby Hitler no one will actually
34:14
know who Hitler was in our time and so
34:17
when I come back and I’m like I stopped
34:19
the Holocaust and all these people are
34:23
gonna be like the hell’s the Holocaust
34:29
so that could be a problem we’re gonna
34:31
have to work on that I think we may have
34:32
to take some like video evidence and say
34:35
like this is what we avoided this is
34:36
what we prevented from happening and
34:38
just you know hope that you guys trust
34:40
us you just gotta trust us we’re would
34:44
the government you can trust us let’s
34:46
see what else we got here for comments
34:53
Keeney says hi Kingsley Edwards hey
34:55
Kingsley and let’s see what else we got
34:58
here so Shane battles hey Shane asks
35:04
pepperjack I assume that means the
35:06
cheese yes pepper jack Colby jack just
35:10
Jack any any of the cheese’s go go to
35:14
your local you know Kroger Walmart
35:16
whatever go down the aisle and look at
35:17
all the cheeses any of those really any
35:19
combination – you know maybe you like to
35:22
MIT me you’re one of these five cheese
35:23
guys I don’t know why five became the
35:25
magic
35:26
number but you know for a while it was
35:29
three cheese’s remember three cheese
35:31
what kind of pizzas at three cheese all
35:35
three of them and then someone was like
35:36
yeah you think that’s something I added
35:40
two more cheese’s no one knows what they
35:42
are no one knows what the five cheese’s
35:44
are it’s actually different every time
35:47
we could just have random cheese you
35:50
know like you know house choice you get
35:55
the federal explosives permit and then
35:58
you get the cheese and you get the
35:59
cheesy bread you’re like what kind of
36:00
cheese in this go ahead
36:01
that’s a surprise friend you could
36:03
choose that you could really choose
36:04
whatever you want um you could really
36:07
choose whatever you want the only thing
36:09
I’m not prepared to promise you is the
36:11
40-millimeter grenade launcher on your
36:14
on your pony cuz that’s I mean you got
36:18
to pick your battles here and Jason says
36:24
can we get from under cheese Shane says
36:27
I’m with Jason free from Linda for the
36:29
gen-pop and Google that because I feel
36:31
like that’s a joke yeah that’s what you
36:40
want on your bread Shane and Jason I
36:42
will not judge you I certainly will not
36:45
judge you if that’s what you choose
36:47
marielle’s Santiago Lugo says sometime
36:51
no not repeating that we don’t repeat
36:54
vulgarities on this show
36:56
Shane battle says if we get the ponies
36:58
and we have to kill baby Woodrow and
36:59
maybe he’ll or as well can we talk call
37:01
the team rainbow riders that’s a good
37:02
working title we actually hadn’t gotten
37:04
that far we have some fan art depicting
37:08
us going back in time baby blood all
37:12
over our faces but we didn’t actually
37:16
have a name yet
37:20
Jason answered that question which I
37:22
found out thank you I have access to
37:25
urban dictionary
37:26
thank you Doug crawl says the badger
37:29
sold me I meant listen if this doesn’t
37:32
melt your heart like the cheese that’s
37:35
gonna be on your bread then I don’t know
37:38
what to tell you
37:41
do you have a soul maybe that’s between
37:45
that’s up to you and your your faith
37:48
system I guess but uh I certainly want
37:53
to wouldn’t want to find out so guys
37:56
again if you just tuning in real quick I
37:58
keep bringing this up occasionally
38:00
trying to help the homeless here Firmin
38:02
supreme has signed these toothbrushes
38:03
and many more we have a ton of these
38:05
toothbrushes we’re going to be giving
38:06
them away if you want to be a part of
38:08
that if you donate $10 we will put up
38:13
the link if you donate to me $10 I will
38:16
sign put your name courtesy of with your
38:18
name on it here and when we give it away
38:21
to the homeless and as part of a care
38:23
package and it will from that $10
38:27
donation five of it will go to the pony
38:30
up for vermin supreme campaign which is
38:32
the our presidential and vice
38:34
presidential campaign the other five
38:37
will go towards the um will go towards a
38:41
local charity called
38:43
dignity dignity ministry which helps the
38:46
homeless in the local Myrtle Beach area
38:48
and Myrtle Beach area has a lot of
38:50
homeless people like most areas now
38:53
unfortunately it’s it’s a growing
38:54
problem and they need help like everyone
38:57
else and so it will go to that if you
38:59
give $20 or more then we will actually
39:02
mail one of these to you with vermin’s
39:05
signature and with my signature VP spike
39:08
Cohen over on the side here and we’ll
39:10
mail that to you and for that $20 or
39:13
more donation half of that will go to or
39:17
I guess half of that minus the shipping
39:18
costs will go to the Vermin campaign and
39:21
the other half will go to to dignity
39:26
dignity ministry
39:27
so again PayPal me people dot me slash
39:30
like Cohen and just be sure to if you
39:33
donate 20 or more be sure to give me
39:35
your mailing address so I can mail you
39:38
your toothbrush um so yeah so that is
39:43
what’s been going on from what’s been
39:46
going on with the campaign so the
39:48
schedule right now we have a bit of a
39:53
a lull right now because your because we
39:56
have the holidays but then starting in
40:02
January I’m gonna start hitting the
40:06
conventions in the local area
40:08
I plan to be in Georgia on the 18th
40:12
I expect / hope to be in Atlanta for the
40:19
Libertarian Party of Georgia Convention
40:22
On January 18th on January 11th is the
40:25
Libertarian Party of Tennessee
40:27
convention in Nashville where I just was
40:29
I’m hoping to be at that that’s on the
40:31
11th let’s see there’s Kentucky there’s
40:34
Alabama those are both in March they’re
40:37
the New Hampshire primaries are going to
40:41
be in February I believe the 11th so I’m
40:44
expected I’m hoping to be up there for
40:46
that so I’m gonna have a very very busy
40:51
schedule the next few months heading
40:55
into the Libertarian Party National
40:58
Convention in Austin which is on the May
41:08
21st through 25th of next year next
41:12
decade a decade from now I’m gonna be
41:16
hitting the hitting the old convention
41:19
trail so if you’re at any of these
41:21
conventions um then I’ll see you there
41:27
if you’re in the southeast and New
41:29
Hampshire and probably other ones I have
41:31
a feeling I’m gonna get sent to a lot of
41:33
these different state conventions just
41:35
stam’s yakov said can I call him with an
41:38
actual question yeah sure eight one
41:40
three six four four to 72 to be sure to
41:43
call in um let me just make sure it’s up
41:46
yeah it’s up um and so in the meantime
41:50
let me start going with you I got a
41:51
bunch of follower questions I had put
41:53
out asking if anyone had any questions
41:55
for me in the run-up to this show and
41:57
boy did I get a lot of questions um
42:00
let’s see here so the first question was
42:04
will you resign your position
42:06
as the all-star special of the waffle
42:09
house caucus in order to avoid potential
42:12
conflict of interest new I will not
42:15
here’s what I did do though um we have
42:20
chosen two because the caucus has made
42:22
some endorsements we enjoy endorsed
42:23
Tyler Smith for the for his State House
42:29
run in South Carolina we endorsed Risa
42:32
Willis for her State House run and we
42:38
we’ve endorsed Ryan teeters design for a
42:45
target a tartan a Scottish tartan for
42:50
the SE official libertarian Waffle House
42:52
tartan we endorsed the dad bod calendar
42:57
as the official calendar of the
43:01
Libertarian Party Waffle House caucus I
43:03
feel like we made some other
43:05
endorsements I feel like we may have
43:09
made some other endorsements but I don’t
43:10
remember now but we have decided as
43:12
tempting as it was to wield the extreme
43:15
raw power that I have as the head the
43:18
all-star special the 8 SS of the Waffle
43:21
House caucus I chose against that and
43:23
decided in the spirit of magnanimity
43:27
and good faith that rather than having
43:30
the caucus go from the awesome place it
43:35
is where we talk about waffles and
43:37
donkeys and all sorts of fun stuff have
43:39
it devolve into to avoid having it
43:42
devolve into some kind of constant
43:44
partisan bickering between people and
43:46
supporters of the different libertarian
43:48
presidential candidates we have chosen
43:50
instead to stay neutral and to and to
43:57
just allow you to support who you want
43:59
to support with the idea that we are a
44:00
hard no on lincoln Chafee or any of the
44:06
warmed-over Republicans that and Tomoka
44:09
Democrats that some people think would
44:11
be a good idea to lose again with
44:14
because you’re not just losing the
44:18
general election you’re also losing the
44:20
battle for the hearts and minds of
44:23
people who are increasingly
44:26
disenfranchised and distance dispirited
44:29
and just disgusted and done with the
44:32
Republic Republic wrap parties and
44:35
rather than giving them a bold
44:38
alternative that is not just warmed over
44:41
republicanism or warmed over democrat
44:43
ISM let’s give them something real and
44:47
bold and radical and audacious and all
44:49
of the other adjectives that we like and
44:54
so that’s the in the spirit of that
44:57
that’s what we are that’s what we’re
45:00
doing we’re staying neutral but don’t
45:02
don’t try to bring in a Chaffee because
45:03
we we’re against we are the anti Chaffee
45:06
caucus as well and so so yeah I’m also
45:10
the founder of the baby libertarian
45:13
caucus which is a caucus where we try to
45:16
share libertarianism with lincoln Chafee
45:19
and watch as he becomes horrified at
45:22
what libertarianism is once he reads
45:24
past the preamble or whatever he read so
45:28
yeah so that’s the answer to that
45:30
someone asked how do you plan to address
45:33
the fact that vermin is a leftist and
45:35
you are a capitalist that’s actually up
45:38
that’s that’s a feature not a bug as I
45:42
said before this is about Oh got a call
45:45
let’s see who this is six one two area
45:49
code thanks for all it we’re really here
45:55
oh can you turn down your hello hello
46:00
yeah hey who’s this did I call the wrong
46:04
this is Jacob
46:06
hey did a couple wrong the word again I
46:10
don’t know if you turn it who are you
46:13
looking for spike spike Cohen yeah oh
46:19
well I’ve got great news for you you’re
46:21
looking for the local Jew no book will
46:24
do I have some great excellent news for
46:26
your friend you were speaking in fact
46:28
with the local Jew who are you doing I’m
46:31
well sir
46:32
how are you I’m doing a
46:33
amazingly I am full of vim and vigor
46:36
just living the dream what’s going on
46:39
No so um you know I don’t like to just
46:45
rattle around this libertarian idea in
46:47
my brain so I listen to certain leftist
46:51
things during the day um what’s the a me
46:57
something liberty now are you familiar
47:02
with it I’ve heard of her I don’t know
47:04
if I’ve ever actually caught her program
47:06
but I know you’re talking about
47:07
I just because my friend has a morning
47:12
show on on a station that carries that
47:17
program okay um I’ve been listening to
47:20
it and something has come into my mind
47:24
that is interesting because I see it as
47:27
a plan from E you can calm leftists or
47:31
you can call them Democrats whatever you
47:33
want I feel like the Pelosi party has a
47:39
really interesting strategy to actually
47:43
not only impeach chunk once but several
47:47
times and add those impeachments up into
47:52
a lack of confidence it’s like you know
47:59
kind of like what happened with next
48:01
thing but it’s going to take a little
48:03
bit more time okay because there’s that
48:05
least there’s probably at least eight
48:07
more charges that the Democrats can
48:11
indict chomp on you know one of them
48:16
being something as plastic as just
48:20
racism but also one that is actually
48:24
very interesting which is self-interest
48:27
okay Andy and there there is actually
48:31
some evidence where we could wear that
48:35
we wear a certain amount of ground like
48:39
who would actually you teach and
48:43
prosecute a am class we even
48:48
finding guilty of a high crime or
48:52
misdemeanor right and so what I’m
48:56
thinking is I mean I’ve been blown away
48:59
by this whole thing like they’re gonna
49:01
indict him on saying like hey can you
49:05
investigate the sky right which there’s
49:10
really no proof there’s there’s no real
49:14
quantitative proof that that is a high
49:17
crime or misdemeanor but it’s from what
49:22
I’m hearing on the left it wasn’t one I
49:25
actually listened to leftist programs
49:27
it’s sounding like what they’re trying
49:30
to actually do is just toxify the guy
49:33
and of course he’s toxic he’s toxic in
49:37
as much as they are they’re horribly
49:39
toxic I don’t know I mean do you see
49:44
what I’m saying yeah so you’re saying
49:46
dude do I think that the the strategy is
49:49
less about actually trying to get
49:52
something to stick to him and more about
49:53
just trying to make the idea of him even
49:56
being president so toxic that people
49:58
will vote for him right and then even
50:02
eventually they’ll just make Republican
50:06
senators that much more toxic and maybe
50:10
evil started teaching them right and
50:13
well or or even just because they are
50:16
being associated with this toxic thing
50:18
they won’t get reelected because you
50:20
know the idea that they’re building this
50:22
case that you know anything anyone tied
50:24
to Trump is bad and is toxic
50:27
exactly rightly so the first of all the
50:31
official Supreme a spike 2020 position
50:35
on impeachment that I’m making up right
50:37
now is that everyone should be impeached
50:42
in all three branches except for us
50:47
except for me and vermin on because you
50:49
can totally trust us but that will
50:51
actually make things much easier once we
50:54
are in control to do all the things we
50:56
need to do both here and in various
50:58
timelines specific to your question
51:01
no I think the thing is that you know
51:02
you may have something there um that
51:05
they’re trying to you know this is about
51:09
politics and you know let’s be clear
51:11
that because a lot of times people will
51:13
say they’ll start saying you know well
51:15
in a trial you get to meet your accusers
51:16
and they keep comparing it to a criminal
51:18
trial and it’s not really that way this
51:21
is not a legal or criminal action this
51:23
is a decidedly political action
51:26
well one branch of government voting to
51:30
either remove or not remove the head of
51:33
another branch of government is they
51:35
decidedly politically charged action so
51:38
you know the the the the idea behind I
51:42
understand I understand of what they’re
51:43
charging with it is essentially that he
51:46
illegally in their mind threatened to
51:48
withhold funds that had already been
51:51
allocated for something for this for the
51:53
Ukrainian government with the idea that
51:56
well you know we’ll let it go and give
51:57
it to you if you look into this other
51:59
thing and also that he obstructed
52:03
Congress in or yeah obstructed Congress
52:06
in their investing investigation
52:09
ultimately because there isn’t an actual
52:13
smoking gun there’s just a preponderance
52:14
of evidence there’s a lot of plausible
52:17
and because of the fact that most
52:20
Americans most voters get their views in
52:25
a highly partisan skewed way Republican
52:31
voters don’t care it could be a lot
52:35
worse than what they’re charging him
52:36
with and they don’t care because they’ve
52:39
been told that Donald Trump is amazing
52:41
and to just go along with it in the same
52:43
way that that Democrats are told you
52:45
know this is the worst thing ever we
52:46
absolutely need to get rid of him and if
52:49
it were Republicans who had been trying
52:51
to impeach obama it would be the other
52:53
way around foxnews would be saying he’s
52:55
the worst president ever we absolutely
52:56
have to get rid of them and the you know
52:59
MSNBC’s and and you know cnn’s and
53:02
whatever would be saying you know obama
53:04
is the greatest president and this
53:05
two-nothing obstructionist congress is
53:07
just trying to you know real Rotem or
53:09
whatever so because of that there’s not
53:11
a lot of incentive for
53:14
Democrats and Republicans not to vote
53:16
parting line which is why on the muddy
53:19
waters of freedom Matt and I have been
53:21
saying since this all started since
53:26
before it started that it was kind of a
53:29
foregone conclusion that he was going to
53:32
eventually get impeached in the house
53:33
which just happened yeah a few minutes
53:36
ago and that he was not going to get a
53:40
quote he was he was gonna be voted to be
53:42
acquitted in the Senate because the
53:43
Republicans controlled the Senate and
53:45
because it requires like III believe no
53:48
it’s ya know it requires a two-thirds
53:50
vote to acquit or to prosecute in the
53:55
Senate that wasn’t gonna happen so you
53:58
already know what’s gonna happen um
54:00
speaking to your question about if this
54:02
is a strategy to make him toxic um
54:06
maybe and I don’t know if it’s gonna
54:09
work
54:10
the thing with Donald Trump is that
54:13
everyone already found him either toxic
54:16
or they loved him by November of 2016
54:19
everyone already had an opinion of Trump
54:21
with the exception of a very very tiny
54:23
margin of people that in my mind isn’t
54:25
enough to make a difference one way or
54:26
the other which is why Jason and I have
54:30
said that if you do not nominate or
54:35
Jason uh Matt and I have said or
54:38
actually I’ve said this Matt hasn’t said
54:39
this I’ve said this if you do not
54:41
nominate me in Vermin Supreme to be
54:43
President and Vice President Donald
54:44
Trump will be reelected because there’s
54:47
no one that the Democrats are offering
54:49
after they finished bludgeoning
54:51
themselves that that they’re gonna be
54:53
able to unify
54:53
sufficiently behind to beat Donald Trump
54:55
in the in the electoral college
54:59
so unless unless the recession happens
55:01
between now and and and the election or
55:04
vermin and I are nominated to be vice
55:08
president and president in the in this
55:09
of many and this in addition to other
55:12
timelines then I see him getting
55:14
reelected so does that answer your
55:16
question or did you yeah for the most
55:22
part yeah I told me it’s only answering
55:25
my questions muster
55:27
but my only other question is for
55:30
history is why did we not impeach George
55:35
W Bush Bill Clinton and Obama Oh so
55:41
that’s an excellent question
55:42
and thank you for that perfect example
55:47
Jakub of what of what we’re talking
55:49
about so we’re talking about political
55:51
actions versus legal actions these are
55:54
politically disk you´d decisions there
55:57
would be a lot of support for impeaching
55:59
Donald Trump for prosecuting Wars
56:01
illegally without congressional
56:02
oversight or approval you know for his
56:06
administration doing warrantless
56:11
surveillance and weren’t less spying on
56:14
American citizens all sorts of things
56:18
the problem with that is that you would
56:20
have to do what vermin and I say to do
56:22
which is impeach him impeach have
56:25
already impeached Obama Bush the Clinton
56:29
Bush probably probably back to Reagan
56:31
and for some of the stuff even further
56:33
back than that um you’d have to impeach
56:35
a lot further back than that and you
56:36
have to impeach the people in Congress
56:37
for doing it so instead in in my mind
56:40
this is similar to you’ve got a bunch of
56:43
people out murdering people in the
56:45
streets but they’re deciding whether
56:47
someone jaywalked or not in the process
56:49
and so it’s like okay well yeah he
56:51
committed murder but we’re all
56:52
committing murder but I think he
56:54
jaywalked and he’s on that he’s on the
56:56
other team so we’re gonna stop him from
56:58
jaywalking and that’s really in my mind
57:00
what what what’s happening here so no
57:02
you’re absolutely right but um but
57:04
thanks for coming in thanks for having
57:08
me I was like yeah absolutely anytime
57:10
call him whenever so yes so that’s
57:12
that’s my answer to that um let me see
57:16
what’s in the comments here Tom Arnold
57:21
says are you fully prepared to be the
57:23
first Jewish president if Furman were to
57:25
get stuck on one of his time trips what
57:27
would a purely spike administration
57:29
looks like that didn’t you know I we
57:32
talked about this actually Tom at Waffle
57:34
House two days ago
57:37
I will be a heartbeat away
57:40
and in fact when he is away on his time
57:42
travel
57:43
I will technically be president now
57:44
again he can come right back and I may
57:48
be joining him at times which is when
57:49
you know King Reginald the janitor of
57:52
the Supreme Court will be in charge of
57:54
the country but but when I am here and
57:57
vermin is not here I will be president
58:01
and if he did get stuck I would be
58:04
President moving forward now again once
58:07
he got unstuck he could just come back
58:08
to a second before he left
58:11
but let’s not overthink this he could go
58:15
away and then I’d be President and I
58:18
think that’s the meat of your question
58:19
what would a purely spike administration
58:23
look like and a follow-up question was
58:25
would there be regular salsa dances in
58:27
the White House that actually answers
58:28
your first question my administration
58:32
would look like a lot of salsa dancing
58:35
it would look like the free Pony program
58:38
being absolutely stream world and and
58:42
and accelerated to a total pony parity
58:46
pony parity being of course when there
58:48
are as many ponies as people also within
58:53
the first hundred days of my
58:54
administration that’s my promise to you
58:57
and anyone who tells you that that’s
59:00
completely unrealistic hates you hates
59:03
America and hates the future of this
59:06
country for you and your children so I
59:10
hope that answer that question Chris
59:12
Reynolds says everyone votes party line
59:14
Clinton absolutely committed perjury and
59:16
obstructed justice the Senate didn’t
59:17
convict him exactly
59:19
Trump always has that 40 to 42 percent
59:21
regardless of what happens that’s
59:23
exactly correct and he really only needs
59:25
as little as 45 percent in the right
59:29
areas to win I don’t think he could get
59:34
much less than that
59:35
um and still win but yeah I mean he
59:40
really only needs outside of his most of
59:42
rabid supporters which are roughly 42 41
59:44
42 maybe 43 percent of the vote he only
59:47
needs two or three more percent maybe
59:49
four or five percent to win
59:53
and that’s not a tough road to hoe for
59:56
him especially if in this time Democrats
59:59
are you know bludgeoning their
60:04
frontrunner who remains their
60:06
frontrunner remember Joe Biden was gonna
60:09
be done by now he was gonna be
60:11
absolutely finished we weren’t gonna
60:14
have no more Joe Biden we were gonna get
60:16
behind Bernie Sanders no I mean
60:17
Elizabeth Warren no I mean Kamala Harris
60:19
no I mean Cory Booker no I mean Peabody
60:22
Josh guess what Joe Biden still in the
60:27
front running and here’s the other thing
60:29
most voters most primary voters aren’t
60:32
really paying attention yet they’re
60:34
gonna show up on Election Day we saw
60:36
this with Donald Trump they ask people
60:38
why they voted for him and a lot of
60:39
people said they voted for him in the
60:40
primary because he was the only one
60:42
they’d ever heard of which means they
60:44
had not really closely been following
60:46
things you have enough of those people
60:48
who were gonna show up and go Oh Joe
60:50
Biden yeah he was Barack Obama’s vice
60:52
president I’m gonna go with him I
60:53
remember him for eight years
60:55
he seemed okay I think he’s gonna get it
60:58
and after years of the most the voters
61:04
you absolutely need in the general to do
61:05
all the that you know it’s one thing to
61:07
say you’ll vote for someone it’s another
61:08
thing to actually go door to door and
61:10
hand out pamphlets and make phone calls
61:12
and donate and volunteer and you know
61:14
you know blood give blood sweat and
61:16
tears to this campaign that’s not gonna
61:19
happen
61:20
Joe Biden is Hillary Clinton with a
61:22
penis and a long history of really
61:27
really troubling statements that even
61:30
back then we’re kind of cringy and now
61:32
our just seeing is unacceptable and a
61:35
bunch of Democrats who have been running
61:37
against him calling him everything from
61:38
a segregationist to a rapist to
61:40
everything else and now internet you
61:42
know a closeted Republican and now
61:43
they’re gonna they got a lineup ago oh I
61:45
know actually he’s the best one for the
61:46
job I don’t see that happening I see
61:51
again if if this is not one of the
61:54
timelines where you pick me and vermin
61:56
supreme as the as the libertarian
61:58
nominee and I’m speaking directly to the
62:00
delegates right now in all 50 states
62:06
it’s a lesser of two evils option here
62:09
that’s not fair because vermin supreme
62:12
is not evil in any capacity so it’s
62:15
really an evil versus good option you
62:18
can have vermin supreme and me in the
62:21
white house abolishing Congress
62:24
impeaching all of the supreme Supreme
62:27
Court replacing it with the janitor
62:28
giving you ponies giving you cheesy
62:32
bread killing Hitler killing Woodrow
62:36
Wilson
62:37
I’ll even kill Stalin I’ll kill baby
62:39
Stalin maybe even baby London I don’t
62:43
know again depends on what we can get
62:44
through the legislature or you can have
62:49
four more years of Donald Trump the
62:52
choice seems clear to me but I can’t
62:53
make that choice for you not in this
62:56
timeline so Liz Belle gave me a link
63:08
which doing a live show but I won’t go
63:10
look at this what is this yeah no we
63:13
just talked about that Liz about the
63:16
thing but thank you for letting me know
63:17
but the House of Representatives has
63:19
voted to impeach Donald Trump get over
63:22
here yeah and then Chris Reynolds said
63:29
well said spike thank you Chris Reynolds
63:30
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
63:32
attorney at law where is your I don’t
63:36
have my Chris Reynolds where’s my Chris
63:41
Reynolds oh it’s in the other room I
63:45
don’t want my Chris Reynolds and I feel
63:47
naked now I don’t know what it’s like
63:50
when Adam and Eve with the thing with
63:54
the Apple and then God said you’re naked
63:57
and they’ve realized in that moment they
63:59
were naked and they felt ashamed that’s
64:01
how I feel now so let’s see what other
64:05
questions we have here oh so the
64:10
question was asked how do you how do you
64:11
would plan to address the fact that
64:12
vermin is a leftist newer capitalist
64:14
that’s actually the intention in order
64:16
to win the Libertarian Party nomination
64:18
and
64:18
any hope of reaching out to the rest of
64:20
voters and our main core of voters are
64:24
going to be across the spectrum of
64:28
voters that are completely
64:29
disenfranchised and it actually does
64:33
dovetail well with each other because we
64:36
are both anarchists and both
64:37
libertarians the fact that we may have
64:40
minor differences of opinion as to what
64:43
a post state society will look like is
64:45
largely irrelevant because we don’t live
64:47
in a post State Society it’s like
64:51
arguing over you know your it’s like
64:55
serving a life sentence and arguing
64:57
about what kind of car you’re gonna get
64:58
when you’re gonna when you get out
65:00
you’re not getting out you got to get
65:03
out first and then you can figure out
65:05
what kind of car you get what kind of
65:07
shoes you get or whatever so the whole
65:09
thing with vermin is that and and and
65:12
between the the left libertarians and
65:14
right libertarians we all agree that
65:16
where we’re headed is wrong and if we
65:19
all agree on that then let’s work
65:21
towards a point where we can actually
65:23
work out our subtle disagreements as to
65:25
what a post state society would look
65:28
like or even a society with a smaller
65:30
state let’s get to that and then we can
65:33
work on that then also it feeds into it
65:40
feeds into bridging the divide that’s in
65:44
the party right now the big divide used
65:45
to be between anarchists and men are
65:47
kiss and that’s still there but the
65:48
biggest divide right now is between the
65:50
left and the right and we’re not going
65:51
to agree on everything we’re not going
65:53
to agree on our preferences but that’s
65:54
ultimately what you’re agreeing on what
65:56
you’re disagreeing on once you remove
65:57
coercion you’re just arguing preference
66:00
and if you’re still arguing for coercion
66:02
then you need to check whether you’re a
66:04
libertarian or not so that’s what I
66:08
would say to that and and we’re gonna
66:10
see you know people were concerned about
66:12
how friendly the how friendly the
66:15
supreme campaign was going to be to
66:17
capitalists and right libertarians well
66:20
I am a capitalist and a right
66:22
libertarian so that answer is that and
66:24
I’m an outspoken one too so that answers
66:26
that question
66:28
what kind of headwear will you be
66:30
wearing so
66:33
interesting question the short answer is
66:37
that I don’t really plan on wearing head
66:39
wear but I need to do something with my
66:41
hair situation because there’s a there’s
66:44
a situation here with my hair it doesn’t
66:46
look bad but it doesn’t look good
66:51
got an issue with my edges starting to
66:54
have a little thing back here I don’t
66:55
want to talk about got a really figure
66:58
out what we’re gonna do with that an
67:00
easy thing to do is that we’re a little
67:02
kippa a yarmulke I could do that it
67:04
seems kind of disingenuous for me to
67:07
start doing that right after announcing
67:09
that I’m running for vice president it
67:11
just seems a little just a little bit
67:14
pander II a little like oh you waited
67:20
till you were balding in the back and
67:22
and running for vice president and now
67:24
suddenly you know you’re wearing a
67:25
kippah okay no no no it’s donal
67:28
coincidence I’m so Jewish so we’re gonna
67:33
figure out we’re gonna figure that out
67:37
but as of right now no head where there
67:41
was some confusion with some of my
67:42
followers who thought that you actually
67:45
have to wear of a boot if you’re a
67:47
vermin supporter as far as I understand
67:49
only the president wears the boot only
67:51
president vermin where’s the the actual
67:52
boot the only law that we actually have
67:54
is that you have to brush your teeth and
67:57
God help you if you don’t we only have
68:03
law in law but it is strongly enforced
68:06
so get right to that and floss – you
68:11
only get one set of teeth well I mean
68:13
when you’re an adult so you know get
68:19
good with that can you explain the
68:21
Badger it’s literally just a a badger
68:27
it’s just a badger I mean I can I
68:30
explain a badger sure that the Badgers
68:32
are short legged omnivores and the
68:34
family Mustelidae
68:35
which also all includes otters polecats
68:38
and weasels and ferrets and meh 50 today
68:41
which includes skunks they are a
68:43
polyfill let Phil like
68:46
and they are not a natural taxon nomming
68:50
grouping not a natural taxonomic
68:57
grouping the badger
68:59
it’s just a badger it’s the policy is
69:06
excuse me a badger it’s it’s literally
69:14
just a badger there’s you know I know
69:15
people keep you know hey but what about
69:18
that no it’s a badger it’s just the
69:21
badger by the way speaking of badgers
69:24
here’s your every few minutes I bring
69:26
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69:31
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69:38
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69:42
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70:01
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70:03
little message it’s not very in a big
70:05
space but we write something there from
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you and that will be given away to the
70:08
homeless in the Myrtle Beach area um as
70:12
part of a care package and then so
70:15
that’s if you do ten dollars and five
70:17
dollars of that will go to the pony up
70:19
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70:21
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70:22
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70:24
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70:27
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70:30
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70:32
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70:35
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70:39
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70:42
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70:43
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70:45
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70:48
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70:51
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70:52
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70:54
that’s why we have all these ponies with
70:56
guns on them
70:57
cuz me see I have proof of it with this
71:00
here toothbrush and so we will mail that
71:05
to you so you’ll actually have this
71:06
toothbrush and of that twenty dollars or
71:09
more after the cost of shipping it to
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you the half will go to our campaign and
71:16
the other half will go to dignity
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71:24
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71:37
questions we have here Oh Tom our old s
71:40
will you be participating in any VP
71:43
debates uh sure yeah
71:47
I don’t know event I my understanding is
71:51
that there’s one in Minnesota or there
71:54
they’re trying to organize one in
71:55
Minnesota on March 28th I’m not sure
71:58
that’ll be able to be at that because I
72:00
plan to be in Alabama on the 27th for
72:04
their convention and I’m not sure how
72:06
feasible that is but ultimately yeah I
72:09
mean I’m I love it
72:11
I’d love to do that the you know all the
72:16
other declared candidates like John I
72:18
love John by the way John Phillips jr. I
72:21
really love I joke – that arcane our our
72:25
debate may be just a series of us
72:27
agreeing arguing over which one agrees
72:30
with the other more so so yeah so ya
72:35
know I’d absolutely love to participate
72:36
in VP debates I’m available to give
72:39
speeches I think a lot of what where I’d
72:41
be best suited is in Q&A; with with
72:43
audience members either with audience
72:45
members are just talking directly you
72:47
know face to face with people I think
72:49
that’s really the best way to get the
72:50
message out and to talk to people is to
72:52
press the old flesh make some fleshy
72:54
connections there in the conference
72:58
center conference center flesh
73:00
connections and you know answering
73:03
whatever questions you guys have for me
73:04
I think that’ll be best but yeah any
73:06
debates is it’s great tom says shave
73:08
your head well nature is doing that for
73:10
me slowly friend
73:11
so huh
73:14
planning to hold on to this as much as I
73:16
can i do pledge I’m not gonna wait as
73:18
long as Giuliani did were like he had
73:20
that freaking ridiculous comb-over that
73:22
came way like Oh from here to near and
73:24
I’m like no um that I won’t do I say
73:28
that now I hope I’ll have the dignity at
73:32
that time to just get in here plugs I
73:39
hope Chris Reynolds is flossing is a
73:44
step too far sir well listen if you want
73:48
to have healthy teeth you have to follow
73:50
the legal process I don’t make these
73:53
rules now as vice president I will help
73:56
make these rules that will actually be a
73:58
rule that I do make so Chris Reynolds
74:05
says what’s the difference between a
74:07
badger and a beaver there’s a damn big
74:10
difference huh huh ha ha I don’t know
74:14
a ball a beaver has like the flat that
74:19
flat tail that it uses to pat down the
74:23
dirt on the on the old logs there when
74:26
it’s making its little beaver dam
74:30
badgers I believe do not have that
74:32
beavers also have the I don’t really
74:36
know of the big differences but it’s
74:41
just a badger it’s just a badger um see
74:47
what other questions we’ve got here
74:58
just Sam Chekhov said a bunch of things
75:01
that I’m not sure I’m not sure what
75:06
those mean nano state life motorcycle
75:08
riding the Badger explains itself which
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is true that’s correct I don’t the
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Badger doesn’t need me to explain it
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I’ll be there come home baby
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good point
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excellent point there and let’s see what
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else so yes so here are some more
75:28
follower questions oh here’s one it is
75:32
very possible that vermin could get 5 or
75:35
even 15 percent of the vote if he were
75:37
the Libertarian Party nominee for
75:39
president but then will be known as the
75:40
party that ran the guy with the boot on
75:42
his head forever what are we supposed to
75:44
do then that is an excellent question
75:45
and it’s probably in my mind the one of
75:51
the biggest and most legitimate
75:54
opposition’s I’ve heard about vermin is
75:56
even if you buy into the idea that we
75:59
can run this
76:00
you know campaign where we say hey look
76:02
you know you’re so disgusted with the
76:04
system let’s vote for you know a guy
76:06
with a boot on his head and wants to
76:08
give you free ponies and his sidekick
76:09
who wants to give you cheesy bread
76:11
and is suddenly wearing a yarmulke for
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some reason um you know ok great we did
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that and we got we got the 5% we want
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for those who don’t know 5% gives us
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automatic National ballot access and
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other things that make it a lot easier
76:27
in the future for libertarians to to run
76:31
at every level but then what okay so
76:37
we’ve let’s say we got 5% let’s say we
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got 15% now of course we know that we’re
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gonna get elected to the White House
76:46
literally to the White House
76:48
an alien slide alien slide election but
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let’s say we don’t let’s say we get 5 10
76:55
15 % and let’s say now we didn’t win we
76:59
did great we did better way better than
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anyone else ever did but now now what
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well here’s the thing guys
77:09
all politics is theater and all good
77:13
theater has a good narrative and a good
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storyline here is the storyline behind
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the vermin supreme campaign The Supremes
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all right the supreme spite campaign let
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me show you that one again the supreme
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Spike 2020 campaign
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let me not exclude myself from this
77:33
because this is our campaign now and
77:36
this is literally happy and is a real
77:39
thing when when that happens here is the
77:44
narrative behind behind the supreme
77:47
spike 2020 campaign all politicians lie
77:51
to you
77:52
and we all know it we joke about it
77:56
we grouse about it we get upset about it
77:59
we’re about to hang out with a bunch of
78:01
relatives either in Hanukkah or
78:02
Christmas or Kwanzaa or New Year’s or
78:04
whatever else and if politics comes up
78:06
in evitable everyone’s gonna be
78:07
screaming at each other and the only
78:09
thing that all of us can agree on is
78:11
that politicians lie they literally get
78:14
up during campaign season and make you
78:16
ridiculous promises that you already
78:18
know aren’t going to happen Donald Trump
78:24
said he was going to eliminate the
78:26
national debt not just the deficit but
78:29
the national debt in eight years and of
78:33
course since he’s come in he’s actually
78:34
increased the national debt by like 40
78:37
like what 20 or 30 percent he’s
78:40
increased it by like four trillion
78:41
dollars and when you talk to people and
78:43
say you know that’s a lie people go yeah
78:45
it’s a lie but I like the lie
78:48
so here’s the thing politicians lie to
78:51
you they openly lie to you you know
78:54
they’re lying to you you know your sides
78:57
politicians are lying to you you know
78:58
their sides politicians are lying to you
79:00
and I say your side and their side but
79:04
the reality is the majority of eligible
79:06
voters do not vote because they know
79:08
that the politicians are just lying and
79:11
that it’s a waste of time to vote for
79:13
them because they’re just going to do
79:14
whatever they want and the punchline to
79:20
those jokes that they tell to those lies
79:23
if we’re gonna call it a joke the
79:26
punchline to those is what they actually
79:29
do to you once they get in office the
79:32
same thing they all do they give you
79:34
endless war they give you endless theft
79:37
through taxes and regulations and codes
79:39
and laws and regulations and they give
79:43
you endless caging of peaceful people
79:45
for engaging in voluntary Commerce
79:47
millions of people in cages they give
79:51
you you know we talked about caging
79:54
people and as like an abstract thing
79:56
every single year millions of years of
80:01
life are destroyed for selling plants or
80:06
you know selling sex and all sorts of
80:11
other stuff victimless crimes that
80:14
didn’t actually hurt anyone they’re just
80:16
things that politicians wrote on a sheet
80:17
of paper that you shouldn’t be allowed
80:19
to do unless you get special permission
80:22
from them and give them a piece of it
80:24
and that’s that’s one of the punch lines
80:28
of their their joke of the lies that
80:30
they tell you and what else all of the
80:33
terrible you know you just run through
80:35
all the reasons that you’re either a
80:37
libertarian or for whatever reason you
80:39
don’t vote Republican or Democrat and
80:41
they lie and they lie and they lie and
80:44
they lie and they lie and they treat the
80:48
system like a joke because if there’s
80:50
any other third party or independent
80:51
people who want to actually try to tell
80:53
you the truth they use ballot access
80:55
laws and all sorts of other things other
80:58
infringement to make it nearly
81:00
impossible for them to get on the stage
81:02
much less actually even be able to win
81:05
an election
81:05
so they’ve treated the whole thing like
81:07
a joke so we’re gonna treat them like a
81:09
joke and so who are gonna now vote for a
81:11
guy if we’re gonna if we’re gonna have a
81:12
bunch of clowns if all we have the boat
81:15
vote for is a bunch of clowns we want
81:18
the clown with a poodle on his head if
81:20
we want people to if we’re gonna only be
81:23
given a choice to vote for people who
81:25
give us empty promises then we’re gonna
81:27
one vote for the one who promises you
81:29
know ponies and cheesy bread and badgers
81:32
and guns on your ponies and cheesy bread
81:35
on your Badgers
81:37
and killing baby Hitler and a bunch of
81:39
other stuff that we’re totally gonna do
81:40
once we get elected and once you once
81:44
you’ve done that once you’ve made that
81:47
vote and brought in tons of people and
81:49
even before the election brought in tons
81:52
of people to libertarianism saying this
81:56
is our way of thumbing our nose to the
81:58
whole thing people that would no sooner
82:00
vote Republican or Democrat but
82:03
definitely don’t want to vote for a
82:04
warmed-over Republican or Democrat
82:06
calling themselves a libertarian here is
82:08
someone and may not be interested in
82:09
hearing someone who is a principled
82:11
libertarian who is giving principled
82:14
libertarian talking points but because
82:18
almost in spite of the fact that they
82:20
are polished and serious and seem
82:23
serious say no they just sound like
82:26
another politician lying to you but we
82:28
bring them in with a message of hey
82:31
everyone we’re gonna give you a free
82:32
ponies and then if they dig a little
82:35
deeper they actually here cuz Merman
82:37
takes his boot off all the time I’m
82:38
right now I’m not talking about ponies
82:41
or anything else we’re talking about
82:43
serious stuff and after getting them in
82:45
with that message after getting free
82:47
earned media with a message that is so
82:49
absurd that they have to cover it so
82:51
they can say hey look at this big joke
82:53
and then we go in we take the clown nose
82:55
off for a second say something serious
82:56
and get them in with that that is more
83:00
powerful than anything anyone else can
83:03
do and however we do in the election
83:06
whether we win the general election if
83:08
we get nominated or if we don’t win the
83:10
general election we will have brought in
83:12
more people to libertarianism than
83:14
anyone else could have because of the
83:18
satirical and funny and playful nature
83:21
of how we’re doing this not despite it
83:24
but because of it and now that you have
83:28
many many people who have bought into
83:30
this now you can say if we don’t get
83:32
elected in the general election now you
83:34
can say okay now that we have your
83:36
attention we’re going to talk to you
83:38
about the next candidate that we have
83:41
and if we and and and I’m sure vermin
83:44
will be there supporting them along the
83:45
way as well assuming again that we don’t
83:47
get elected which we will
83:51
that’s our message and I think that it’s
83:53
a compelling message I think it’s the
83:55
best message that’s out there it’s why I
83:56
got onto the campaign that’s why I’m
83:58
running as vice president because I
84:00
think this man owned another thing we
84:03
talk about youth engagement firm and
84:06
supreme has roughly 80% of the mentions
84:09
he has five over nearly 5 million
84:12
mentions on tik-tok and he has twitter
84:16
follower numbers and facebook follower
84:18
numbers that are comparable to some of
84:20
the Democratic Party candidates and way
84:24
higher than any of the Republicans
84:25
running except for Trump way higher than
84:28
any other libertarian running or even
84:30
thinking of running we talked about
84:31
lincoln Chafee fuser always got name
84:33
recognition nothing even close to vermin
84:35
so vermin’s actually the pragmatic
84:37
choice if your whole thing is well we
84:39
need name recognition name recognition
84:40
name recognition
84:41
well that’s vermut easily not even close
84:45
no one can dispute that he has in some
84:48
cases several orders of magnitude higher
84:50
exponentially higher numbers of
84:53
followers and yes and I mean we jokingly
84:56
call it vermin’s child army he has this
84:58
this huge number of young followers
85:01
anything from as young as 10 to as old
85:04
as 25 and 30 youthful followers and not
85:07
all of them are gonna be eligible to
85:08
vote although some of them will be by
85:10
next year not all of them are eligible
85:11
but some of them will be but by the next
85:14
cycle a lot of them will be all those 12
85:17
and 13 year olds they’ll be old enough
85:19
to vote to vote by 2024 and they will
85:21
have been following vermin not Chafee
85:27
not and I love a lot of these other
85:30
candidates but not these other
85:32
candidates because right now they don’t
85:34
want to hear that they want to see this
85:36
fun guy do this cool funny stuff they
85:39
don’t want to hear from the Democrats or
85:40
the Republicans I mean on tik-tok vermin
85:44
is almost as popular as Vern Bernie
85:46
Sanders on tik-tok who else is anywhere
85:50
near Bernie Sanders in the lumber
85:52
libertarian can’t camp the rest of them
85:54
combined are and again I love peace of
85:56
people I love you’re not going to hear
85:58
me speaking bad about them this is a
86:00
sheer numbers thing when it comes to
86:02
just levels of
86:03
of reaching popularity that vermin has
86:05
with his persona and his message and if
86:08
we can yellow peel them or libertarian
86:11
pill them into the movement as kids so
86:15
that by the time they’re they’re ready
86:17
to they’re old enough to vote
86:19
they’re already been volunteering
86:20
they’ve already been helping they’ve
86:21
already been talking their parents a
86:22
year off as to why they should be voting
86:24
libertarian in my mind it’s it’s it’s
86:28
it’s a no-brainer
86:29
and it feeds into a narrative a a
86:33
political theater narrative of they lied
86:36
to you they treated you like a joke
86:38
let’s treat them like a joke by voting
86:40
for the funniest clown in the bunch and
86:42
now you’re gonna take us seriously us
86:45
being those voters those disenfranchised
86:48
voters the something like fifty or sixty
86:50
percent of eligible voters that do not
86:52
vote and us the libertarians the
86:55
libertarian party that’s my message so
86:59
what else do we got here supreme spike
87:04
twenty twenty sounds like a porno movie
87:05
is that intentional or coincidental well
87:08
let me ask you that does this look like
87:10
porn actually you know what don’t answer
87:12
that
87:14
don’t answer that uh Jacob is over in
87:22
float just losing it
87:25
loving my playable strategy strategy as
87:28
he calls it um let’s see Chris Reynolds
87:33
politicians lie spike as a politician so
87:35
listen I have your face somewhere okay I
87:43
would never lie to you I would never lie
87:46
to you not about something like arming
87:48
your pony that I thought I just gave you
87:50
for free okay so let’s not let’s not do
87:53
that let’s not do that
87:57
Fotini henderson says and your nips yeah
88:05
yeah uh Fotini Henderson also says what
88:10
are you lying about I’m not that’s my
88:13
point I’d never lie to you that’s my
88:19
point
88:22
so guys you’re just tuning in again a
88:27
great way to help the homeless and the
88:29
vermin supreme campaign
88:30
we’re giving away we have a ton of these
88:32
sign toothbrush toothbrushes that were
88:34
giving away to the homeless if you
88:36
donate let me put up the link if you
88:40
donate $10 to PayPal me slash spike
88:45
Cohen we will put your name on this
88:48
toothbrush
88:49
courtesy of or a message really we’ll
88:51
put whatever you want there and when we
88:54
give it away to the homeless person and
88:55
of that $10 donation $5 will go towards
88:58
the vermin supreme campaign the supreme
89:01
spike 2020 campaign I’m sorry and then
89:04
the other half will go towards a dignity
89:05
ministry which helps the homeless in the
89:09
local Myrtle Beach area of South
89:11
Carolina and if you give twenty dollars
89:14
or more we will actually I will sign
89:16
this
89:17
along with vermin who already signed it
89:19
and and give and mail it to you so that
89:23
you will have this to preserve to show
89:25
to your your loved ones and your closest
89:28
friends and your children and their
89:30
children something you can you can
89:31
bequeath down this will be your property
89:33
your inviolable property your toothbrush
89:37
that no one can take from you because
89:40
you have a right to your toothbrush that
89:42
you got for free with a donation of $20
89:45
or more and of that $20 or more donation
89:50
after the cost of shipping it to you the
89:51
half of it will be sent to the supreme
89:54
spike 2020 campaign the other half of
89:56
course sent to dignity ministry to help
90:00
the homeless in the local Myrtle Beach
90:02
area
90:05
so I think that was all of the questions
90:08
that I have so yeah so guys if you have
90:11
any other questions you have any
90:14
requests you want me to come on your
90:16
your podcast or you want to call me to
90:18
ask any questions if you have any if
90:20
you’re a delegate or thinking of
90:22
becoming a delegate another big thing if
90:25
you want to become a delegate in your
90:26
state because here’s the thing we don’t
90:28
have a primary the Libertarian Party
90:29
does not have a primary the way that we
90:31
pick our candidate our nominee for
90:34
president and vice president is that
90:37
delegate each States elects delegates
90:38
elects delegates and then those
90:40
delegates go to Austin on May 20th right
90:44
May 20th
90:49
they go to they go to Austin Texas May
90:55
21st through 25th of next year and a
90:59
thousand and 46 total delegates will
91:02
select who the nominee is and so if you
91:05
want to help us and find out how you can
91:08
become a delegate in your state be sure
91:11
to reach out to us at Vermont Supreme
91:13
2020 or reach out to me directly and if
91:17
you are a delegate we’re thinking about
91:18
becoming a delegate and you’re on the
91:19
fence about who to support feel free to
91:22
reach out to me and or averman and we’ll
91:27
answer whatever questions and concerns
91:28
you have and if you’d like to come on
91:29
and become a part of the team Firmin
91:31
supreme 2020 comm or reach out to me Oh
91:34
or go to spike 2020 com to see my
91:38
libertarian vice-presidential website
91:41
it’s a real fun thing that got made for
91:42
me um and yeah so that’s uh that is my
91:47
message for you today friends final
91:50
thoughts by me usually we have a final
91:53
thoughts part but I guess these were all
91:55
my final thoughts cuz I’m me
91:57
I was already giving my thoughts um but
92:00
yeah be sure to reach out if you have
92:01
any questions seratonin says well I’m
92:05
gonna write you guys in if you don’t get
92:07
the nomination but you will thank you
92:08
Sarah I appreciate it had a lot of
92:09
people reaching out saying that saying
92:14
that they’re gonna they’re gonna support
92:15
us regardless so I appreciate that Chris
92:18
Reynolds says is that
92:19
gerbil this is a badger this is a oh you
92:23
mean behind vermin that’s me that’s a
92:26
Jew and then behind me is the Badger
92:31
it’s a multi-layered image there so guys
92:40
thanks for tuning in to this very first
92:43
vice-presidential edition of my fellow
92:47
Americans not sure if we’re gonna have a
92:51
Christmas episode we might I’d like to
92:54
but I’m not sure we have company
92:57
so I’m not sure if we’re gonna have a
92:59
vice-presidential episode I’m pretty
93:02
sure we’re gonna have a New Year’s Day
93:03
episode so this could very well be the
93:05
last episode of my fellow Americans of
93:08
this decade this decade so it’s big deal
93:16
this could be the very last time I am
93:17
signing out of my fellow Americans for
93:20
the decade so it’s a pretty big deal we
93:24
may also not have a Christmas Eve or New
93:26
Year’s Eve episode of the muddy waters
93:29
of freedom again we’re not sure pretty
93:32
sure we won’t be doing anything New
93:33
Year’s Eve not sure about Christmas Eve
93:35
so this may be the first time that
93:38
they’re the last time for this year and
93:40
this decade that muddy waters media will
93:42
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93:47
will see we’ll definitely keep you in
93:49
the loop on that if we don’t hear from
93:52
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93:54
between now and then have a Happy
93:56
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93:59
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94:03
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have a great time as a Muslim at the end
94:08
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94:10
Jim Zoroastrians I don’t know whatever
94:13
whatever you go it just have a great
94:15
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94:17
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94:22
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94:27
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family supreme spiked 2020 vermin
95:03
supreme 2020 calm this is real for those
95:08
who have asked me no I am not kidding
95:11
yes we’re really doing this I’ll see you
95:15
at your state’s convention I love you
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thank you for being a part of this show
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talk to you soon and god bless you
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