Episode 256 – Ayman Al-Zawahiri Died from Covid


Ok, no he didn’t. The CIA killed him. But even Ayman knows we are in a recession, no matter the extent of mental gymnastics the Biden administration has to do to try to convince us otherwise. Add that to the gaslighting on why walls don’t work, but they will be building more walls, and you have one hell of a confusing day of KJP press updates.

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breaking news on this segment uh i am in al zawahiri the head of the town
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the head of al-qaeda has been confirmed as killed by the cia finally putting at
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long last an end to the decades-long terror regime of ronald reagan go by
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joe biden confirmed that uh i’m on al zawahiri
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uh was killed in the drone strike from a speech from the white house on monday yesterday um and senior pagani
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taliban figures were aware of zawa zawahiri how do you say this hiri
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zawahiri zawahiri this is how breaking it is i didn’t even read these notes
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zoe hear his presence in the area uh the official said monday in a clear
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violation of the doha agreement and even took oh how dare he violate how dare they
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how dare he violate the doha agreement oh well it’s all over now it’s well it
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is actually it is yeah for him and even took steps to conceal his presence after saturday’s successful
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strike um yeah they they uh they rapidly relocated
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members of his family they didn’t want people to know that he was there uh now it is a total violation of the doha
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terrorist free zone sign agreement uh they completely ignored it
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interestingly enough right next to the uh no terrorist allowed in this zone sign is another one saying no cia drone
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strikes allowed in this zone just blatant violations all the way around
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um you know it is it but yes now the uh head of al qaeda which is kind of
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the microsoft of uh of terrorist organizations with uh you know isis
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being the uh the i guess the google of uh of terror of terror networks this has really been on the decline for a while
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uh the taliban uh their main arcade is their name what’s that
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of terror groups especially now actually now they’re the
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uh uh they’re the inktomy of
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the ash jeeves and the web crawler the internet explorer
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the internet explorer r.i.p the net zero of uh of terror groups and uh the the
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taliban’s main fight is with uh is with isis uh obviously and uh and they were i
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think probably were hoping that they could uh get the band back together and try to fight against isis uh the cia
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said no you’re not to stop our new terror group we’re sponsoring so they they killed zawahiri so you know big ups
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uh and uh speaking of uh death
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the u.s has had two consecutive quarters of negative growth after the gdp report convert what
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we said here we said this would happen we’ve been saying this for months you’ve been saying this since last
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quarter yes but it’s not a recession and karine
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jean-pierre uh has explained that to us right man yeah she and uh the amount of
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mental gymnastics that she had to go through in order to explain this is
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just absolutely unbelievable so here is uh everybody’s favorite fox news
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reporter pete ducey asking karine john pierre over whether or not this is a recession peace said in
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2008 of course economists have a technical definition
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which is of a recession which is two consecutive quarters of negative growth
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i can tell you this they said two consec two negative quarters of gdp growth is not the technical definition of
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recession it is not it is not why did he say that it is not i can i can speak to
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i can speak to you to what he said yesterday in front of all of you which is the last thing that you just repeated
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there are many factors there are many factors economic factors and indicators to consider
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and i will say that the textbook definition of recession is not is not two negative
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quarters of gdp we have a strong labor market we have business that’s investing we have consumers uh that are also uh
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very much uh you know in investing and purchasing that is incredibly important
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we have 3.6 unemployment you do not see that in a pre-recession and you do not
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see that in a recession so the factors that we are seeing right now the economic indicators
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does not does not show that we’re a recession and i’ll read since you gave me some quotes i’ll give you some as
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well in 2009 the st louis fed said while the popular definition of recession is
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two consecutive quarters of negative real gross domestic product gdp growth the nber which we have mentioned many
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times in this room does not strictly abide by this designation instead the committee broadly defines a
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recession as a significant decline in economic activity spreading across the economy lasting more than a few months
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nber has been around since 1920 i’m going to move on okay i wonder why she stopped herself there
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[Laughter] the mental gymnastics that she has to go through every day
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is unbelievable and the mber for anybody who doesn’t know is the eight economists that we have referenced
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on this show that keep saying that we aren’t in a recession and they are the only eight economists who are saying we
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are not in a recession yeah everyone all uh underwriters all banks every institution
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right now is gearing up for a recession which is why we’re seeing a
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new round of bailouts in the form of the chips act and the inflation reduction
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act and the uh what was the other one the science act it’s it’s bailouts for
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companies that know that their bottom line is about to get crushed and that’s it’s because they know a recession we
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are in they know that a recession is here and that the other lagging indicators uh and to answer a question
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yes we do see uh high levels of employment in some recessions at the beginning because the malinvestment is
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still there and we’re just starting to see the effects and especially what’s driving that up is
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that the inflation has been so high which has kept profits high which has allowed for uh you know for the the job
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market to be as competitive as it has that’s all going to begin to crumble uh wow inflation will still remain somewhat
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high especially as the fed has been increasing rates you’re going to see that
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a lot of things across the board because of this a lot banks aren’t going to be lending as much you’re not going to be seeing you’re not going to be seeing as
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much money going out to your average investor so they’re going to stop purchasing as
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much prices will have to come down that means that people will start losing
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their jobs and we will feel the brunt of the recession
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yes now speaking of jobs i think karine jean-pierre
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may need a new one she might need a nuke if she doesn’t she’s sure her mental
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health she needs a new job
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so after the department of homeland security secretary alejandro mayorkas
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authorized customs and border protection on thursday to seal the openings near
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the morelos dam just west of downtown yuma the democratic party relied
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on kjp to answer questions about it live
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on the air why is the biden administration building
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a border wall in arizona so um we are not uh we’re not finishing the
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wall uh we are cleaning up the mess yes the prior administration uh left behind in their in their failed attempt
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to build a wall and i just want to be very very clear here on day one we returned the money
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the eight billion dollars the prior administration took from our military we gave that back
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to the military for military families for schools for bases that’s what that money was being used
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that’s what it was taken away from and so again what we’re doing is cleaning up the mess that the prime administration
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has done but president biden when he was a candidate said there will not be another foot of wall constructed in my
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administration so what changed we are not finishing the wall if
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walls work in that part of arizona is this the administration trying to get
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migrants to cross somewhere else like in texas what what is the point we are not finishing a wall
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we are cleaning up the mess that the prior administration made we are trying to save lives this is what is this is
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what the prior administration left behind that we are now cleaning up they left behind it
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is this we are not finishing it by filling in finishing we are not
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finishing you by filling in uh is this racist
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because in 2019 when the former guy was proposing a wall you said
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uh that it was his racist wall so how is this any different i’m just having a hard time understanding how this is anything i’m not even sure
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how you get to your first question to this question that you just asked me i will say this
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i’m i’m answering your question a border wall is ineffective use of taxpayer dollars
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so it’s ineffective what they’re building on dollars that they’re building into the military that the last
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administration the prior president took from the military which took away from schools which took away from military
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bases that’s what that money that he pulled away from uh to build uh this wall that
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he wanted that is ineffective by the way which i just said
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holy crap i kind of feel bad for her even though
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she did sign up like she chooses to do this job yeah she she applied she knew
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she believes that walls are racist and ineffective like that’s her belief and
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that’s what the administration was saying now they’re in charge
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or that’s what candidate joe biden was saying president joe biden is doing what
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president obama and president trump and president bush and everyone before doing to continue building this wall
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and so she has to say they’re building the wall it’s one of
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ineffective by the way it’s they’re cleaning up the mess
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left by the previous administration but they’re not finishing the wall
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they’re saving lives by cleaning up the mess and hey did you know that donald trump
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spent money on a wall not us though we’re just cleaning up the like it was
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[Laughter] i like i legitimately feel bad for her
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because you can see her mentally wrestling like she does so many mental gymnastics up
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there that it like i could have used that gymnastics clip at any point but um yeah i know that whole thing yeah
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but yeah she’s saying walls are ineffective and a waste of taxpayers dollars
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but we’re going to finish off this area of the wall but the wall is ineffective
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so we shouldn’t have the wall but we’re finishing off this area of the wall so it’ll save lives it was it was the
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real the was we’re not finishing the wall yeah you are
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i know he was just trying to get her to answer something but i would have been like yes you are this is literally finishing that part of the wall that
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part yeah and it’s her argument would be to that her argument would be yeah but we’re not finishing the entire wall
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we’re just closing in that one part it’s not finishing the wall why if they’re not effective right it’s
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just racist and she’s like i don’t know how you got to that because you call walls
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racist and so did your your candidate who’s now president that’s why and by the way we’re not fans
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of walls like we do believe that they’re ineffective and we do think that they’re a bad use of money and we do think that
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the government is creating the crisis on the border with this kind of nonsense so say that and then do it
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like don’t say that and then continue building doing what trump did right
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or i’m sorry cleaning up his mess cleaning up his mess this what this was
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john kerry explaining how the war in iraq that he voted for was a
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unprecedented unmitigated failure and needed to end and that’s why when he
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gets into office he’s going to stay the course because we have to complete the
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job that’s been done which is terrible and ineffective and failing um i wish i
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mean korean john pierro was probably 12 when that happened i don’t know
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dirk yeah but i mean i haven’t i would have liked to have seen her try to square that circle so thankfully though
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there are much better speakers in this administration and no i’m not talking about joe biden a well-known
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classical orator who has only gotten better if anything over time no
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matt we are of course talking about the vice president of the united states of america
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who fair and square beat me after a series of debates
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with me kamala harris
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deep thoughts by kamala harris
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and you know listen women are getting pregnant every day in america and this is a real issue and we need to act with
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a sense of haste i mean you got nine months to do something about it
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people are gonna say that i edited that out of context and i will respond with
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she took a four second pause after that after that word i don’t think i edited it wrong
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was this what was in this was this in relation to abortion or yes people will say that i edited that
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out of context but she’s the one that made the pause four seconds long um
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and it was it was like we need to act with haste two three four
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when the supreme court overturned roe v wade okay
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you know i’ve i’ve made videos and we’ve talked on this show and i’ve talked on i’ve
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interviewed i mean we’re very clear like government is going to make the issue of abortion
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worse if they get the more involved they are the worse it’s going to get we’ve talked about that ad nauseam
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if you are trying to sell a pro-choice or keep government out of
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you know out of our decisions type of argument one of the worst ways to do it is to say
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we must act with haste because women are getting pregnant
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like that is like you’re basically saying a bunch of babies are gonna get born
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if we don’t act now like it’s really just a bad way
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of framing an issue it’s a terrible way of framing an issue it’s like the worst way
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of framing it’s like a caricature of how you would frame that wow yeah that
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i honestly so initially i was going to use a completely different video for this week’s deep thoughts with kamala
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harris and then i saw that one and i felt that
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that was a much better video to use over her giving her pronouns and
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saying that she is a woman sitting at the head of the table in a blue suit wow
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that was so i want to say something about that so supposedly that was for a uh and because she didn’t
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it wasn’t just her it was like a bunch of people and they were all saying i am also a woman and i am in a gray blazer
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and sensible shoes and the the reason that they were doing this was it
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was a council for the hard of hearing or something like that or not hard of hearing that’s what they were yelling i’m wearing a blazer no it was it was
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it was the um it was something related to uh uh blind people or people that have uh
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heart of vision whatever it is where you’re not blind but i guess like me have really bad videos and visually
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impaired in some way a visually impaired there it is visually impaired um and uh
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90s yeah no i visually impaired but my whole thing and i’ve still not been had this
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answered i’ve had a lot of people angrily tweet at me when i’ve asked how does this help them
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like okay let’s say someone’s completely blind and i say hi my name is spike cohen i am
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a man my pronouns are he and him and i am currently wearing a white button-down
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shirt oh yeah i don’t like what happens
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well then now that’s the that means something they like i mean someone who’s especially if someone’s been
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born blind they don’t even know what that mean like what’s white like the the the and someone who used to have vision
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and now doesn’t it’s not relevant to the so like i’ve i’ve i i
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posed this when it first came out i said what why is this and they went oh it’s because it’s for blind people and i said
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well that makes sense but why and they’re like oh i guess you don’t care about blind people it’s like no no
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i care enough to ask why we’re doing this yeah has this been asked for
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and if so why by whom and why by whom
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and for what purpose maybe i’m wrong maybe that you know a blind person’s gonna say oh no it’s because it does this now okay great but if i i’ve not
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i’ve just gotten a bunch of anger which usually means i don’t know either but i’m not happy you’re asking and uh and
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that’s that’s what it feels like um yeah but yes uh i would have to i would have
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to speak to somebody who is visually impaired on the visual impairment spectrum
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uh from worse than us wow to completely blind
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somewhere in between us and blind yeah yeah like because you you and i you and i i think you and i i
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think uh uh in addition to being the exact same height and our hands being the exact
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same size i’m pretty certain our eyesight’s the exact same it’s so weird because we don’t look a thing alike but
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then on those two metrics we’re like identical and then we both
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i i wear glasses or contacts uh usually on the show i wear contacts and then but i think our vision’s like basically the
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exact same too probably yeah and uh so
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like with me and him yeah i’d we can tell if somebody’s wearing a blue suit from 20
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yeah yeah yeah but um so i would want to ask somebody who has vision much worse than we do to
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completely blind uh on does that is that something you want do you care about is that something you
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need because if so i’m wearing a black shirt i’m wearing the same black t-shirt i
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wear every day just about i want to i want to go up to
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people and say hey how many fingers am i holding up and if they’re like
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four i’ll be like okay great listen i am a man and
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now hear me out my pronouns are he and him and uh i’m wearing a uh whatever i’m
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wearing at that day right and if they say oh thank you so much then i’ll know that
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this was a good thing if they go who the hell why are you why i don’t get the hell out of my face then i’ll know that
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this was a virtue signal now thankfully the government rarely if ever virtue signals and really
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recently i’m doing good on the segways you recently the government approved that the house
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of representatives proved that they don’t virtue signal right matt well or
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they prove that’s all they do um oh crap so the house virtue signaled uh to their
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bases today that they are not just there to deliver tater tots and right pairs
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after tragic incidents when guns and
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tragic incidents with guns and passed the first official weapons ban in the united states since 1994.
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the very close vote was 217 217-213 with
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five democrats voting uh against the bill and two republicans guaranteeing
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that they will probably lose their primaries this means that the bill will now move on to the senate where
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well yeah nothing’s nothing’s gonna happen i
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didn’t so i didn’t read that it’s not yeah i didn’t even read this bill like a lot of my friend
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obviously we we lean libertarian
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someone’s lean l’s yeah we lean out we lean o uh so many of our friends are very big
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on um the second amendment in uh gun rights as as are we
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but uh they kind of stressed out about this and i explained to many of them
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that you would need 10 republicans and all 50 dems to vote for this thing
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in the senate in order to get past this filibuster and you won’t get that if buying this prize
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if if a republican’s president you get it
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you absolutely get it because we all know republicans win in power pass gun control legislation yep
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but with a democrat in power you’re you’re not going to get 10 republicans to switch over and say yeah let’s vote
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for this weapons ban not happening typically not always but typically a
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democrat president and a republican either split or republican congress is
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usually the best recipe for usually worst case scenario gridlock and
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sometimes best case scenario like during the clinton years them trying to outdo each other on who’s the you know the the
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most lean with government that’s become less so over time uh where
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now it’s they’re all just big government cronies but when it comes to this specific issue
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um yeah if if if thankfully for on this issue there’s a
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democrat president and it’s likely the republicans are going to retake at least one of the houses if not both
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of them and uh which means that this isn’t going to pass and any real meaningful uh uh gun control isn’t going
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to pass now they did pass that nonsense earlier that uh that frankly uh they’re
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not gonna be banning guns but what they are going to be doing is ramping up the criminal justice system to deal with
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existing gun crimes and strengthening those gun crimes like we talked about in previous episodes that’s the real threat
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because it doesn’t matter what gun they ban if they ban you from having one right and put you in jail for 15 years
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for it this is kind of yeah it’s a virtue signal but it’s kind of a two-way virtue signal the democrats virtue
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signal that they’re gonna fight for you know against gun nonsense and and fight for gun safety not gun control we don’t
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call it that anymore but gun safety uh and then the uh the republicans are gonna virtue signal we’re protecting
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your second amendment rights even as we work with democrats to uh make it increasingly illegal for you to own a
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firearm because as we discussed last last week uh with the bipartisan safety
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i don’t remember the name the bipartisan bill that had to do with gun safety um
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community safer exactly the bipartisan community safer yeah uh that was introduced by marco
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rubio it made it where you as a
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as a legal gun owner could potentially go to a state where you aren’t allowed to have a gun and
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then you will get charged with gun trafficking yep that’s a 15-year prison sentence
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federally yep for breaking a state in some cases
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misdemeanor yes it becomes a federal felony that’s the real problem not this
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nonsense this isn’t going to pass this is not going to pass nobody needs to worry about this one i wanted to put it in
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just because a lot of people were stressing about it but there is nothing to worry about with this
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uh there are passed with a four vote it passed with a four vote margin in the
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house with nancy pelosi in charge this thing is not getting through the senate you will be that this is not gonna
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happen worry about the things that are actually going to happen you know what else is really going to happen tomorrow night
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you’re going to get another brand spanking new episode of the muddied waters of freedom and that you can bank
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on that is both a warm tater tot and a delicious ripe pear i’ve been wanting pears and
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tater tots ever since you said that all i want right you’ve been wanting to you’ve been wanting tater tots for like
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10 years for several years yeah i can have i’m not sure a tater tot but i got potatoes
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i’ve been wanting potatoes and pears ever since you said that yeah and i’m literally going think you could
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it depends on how they’re cooked but yeah okay so i know what’s about to happen i’m gonna
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go get some potatoes and peppers i’m literally gonna eat potatoes and bears after i’m gonna go do that
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and you guys are going to uh tomorrow you’re gonna get another amazing episode
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of the muddied waters of freedom where we’re gonna be talking about something that could be nothing or possibly
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end the act the world and all what the owl life on it and it’s really
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one or the other but kind of no matter which one no matter which one it is
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it will affect it will affect how much you have to how
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much money you have to spend on certain goods no matter which one it is true
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that is true whichever one of those happens well you’re kind of screwed but you uh
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tune in tomorrow night uh for another episode of the muddy waters of freedom and of course don’t forget in the
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meantime uh because we’re doing our episode tomorrow but then we’re doing another episode on saturday and we can’t even tell you what
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subscribe folks we love you so much we will see you tomorrow and where we’re going we don’t need roads
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