Episode 136 – World War C: Dick Pound Town

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oh how I love when I slow don’t forget
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myself and not go round I lost my feet
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that I love you too bad that dreams
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don’t just come true staying put not
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making sense yeah I’ve been living in
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the previous dance why won’t you help me
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move on I can’t look can’t make amends
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yet so sad when I leaving friends but
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we’ve been going song give me back the
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conversation I’m sorry I lost my
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patience no I just can’t catch a break
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yet I’m always like yes still always
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wait in forget myself
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to pathogens or just come true
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picking it and my banana pants having
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fun hitting that banana grab I love just
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wasting my time in it checking my
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Instagram
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no whip won’t turn me to a better man I
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know it’s killing my vibe I do my words
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just seem inefficient I’m scared of the
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recognition I’m sorry it’s you want
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missing to tell the truth I can make it
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different
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so forget myself and
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too bad the Jews are just coming true
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suddenly I can see the world has it’s
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supposed to be in the pain son my heart
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is left my church unseen we can be
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anyone we wanna be in the world can put
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our worry down to read but I can’t find
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myself
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too bad that dreams are just garbage
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you
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you
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you
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morning good afternoon or good evening
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and welcome to the vanguard for spike
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Vina Turia’s je w cohan
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I am Matt Wright and together we are
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traversing the muddied waters of freedom
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I like that was that um have we never
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used that before
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notorious juw I don’t know but I’m about
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to go on like this whole 90s rap artist
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pun thing that’s fine
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I love it I’m surprised cause I’ve been
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called that a lot before so I’m
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surprised it’s first time on the show
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hey everybody how you doing whoo how is
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everybody doing on this fine fine week
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we just hope you all had a lot of fun at
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home at home at gluing nothing odd much
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on the Internet absolutely nothing be
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just being just a new normal of being
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home on the Internet great I mean
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honestly we really don’t have to say ask
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what you were doing because we’ve gotten
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hourly updates we already know when one
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of who has been up to
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we know how you’re doing in we’re
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concerned if you need to reach out we’re
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here we love you Matt Hicks asks to make
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it the new normal and Maria Eden bozos
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barely sober unless he Sobers good good
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to be we’ve been essentially sober both
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of us for going over dan dan foul says
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day one two three eight nine oh two five
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seven two three eight seven of
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quarantine loads of fun that’s what it
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feels like it’s tough when you’ve
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already gone through all your snacks
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that you were intending to make last
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till like June oh it looks like I am
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about to I just got a notification oh it
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looks like I’m about to be shelter at
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home from the from Florida just from
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Pinellas County well breaking news if
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you’re in Pinellas County
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it’s looking like that’s gonna happen
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tomorrow you’re not allowed to leave
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your house unless it’s to go to the
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store with a bunch of other people and
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crowd together in a panic and not social
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distance with a bunch of other people
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who the only thing they can do is go to
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the store – and the hours are restricted
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so you’re all going at the same time and
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that way you’re all huddled together
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coughing on each other yes but don’t go
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anywhere else because that would be
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dangerous
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Oh bass our good friend bass over on the
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tube of you says his company gave him 80
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hours of paid leave for the pandemic
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jeez that sounds nice well I mean the
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Trump checks we’re about to get way more
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we’re getting paid brah about to get
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paid Lee maybe maybe you’re maybe not
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the Trump Pelosi checks mack nick says
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once again spike alone is once again
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publicly masturbating by watching his
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own podcast that’s not confirmed we I
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don’t know what spike does underneath
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that table that’s really none of
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anyone’s business honestly so first and
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foremost allow me to thank Benjamin
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Daniel Morris chestnut chestnut the
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sixth for the kava that I drink on
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pretty much every episode of this show
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and allow me to thank Kroger Leon Smith
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mystical from No Limit Taye Diggs
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restore for my purified drinking water
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and allow me to thank my wife for the
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taste orange juice for this orange juice
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the orange juice wouldn’t give me more
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of a ship we already have these
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quarantine ease and chief these
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quarantine ease of orange juice and that
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we need more I told her we need more and
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she said we don’t and I said we
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definitely do
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and she’s me but I’ll see you to get
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through we need the vitamin C to get
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through to like August
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bula vinaka boo oh yeah boo Wanaka
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forgot to say that this
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okay so yeah we’ve had a few streams are
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up on all of them in they all look good
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yeah yeah not a single Norman when that
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happens usually by now we have run into
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some kind of catastrophic situation with
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the audio typically um but no right now
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looking and sounding good which is good
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cuz that’s what we’re all doing now
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talking to each other on the Internet
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until we fall asleep pretty much that’s
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just that’s it and then go into the
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store and get this canned meat like you
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know and vegetables and if they got
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toilet paper and perishables I love the
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ones who show up like this is gonna just
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be like a long hurricane and they’re
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just getting lots of bread and milk and
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eggs and I’m like guys this system
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that’ll last you about a week you’re
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gonna have a bunch of french toast and
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then have to go back to the store
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because know this is gonna last yeah but
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I’m not mad at that
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I’ll leave french toast all the time I’m
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good with that right but you have to
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keep going back so if the whole thing is
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you’re gonna try to you know quarantine
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for a couple months while things blow
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over just wait for things to blow over
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it’s kind of hard to do that when all
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your food it’s gonna rot it about a week
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and a half if you haven’t eaten it which
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you have because everyone’s just sitting
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around eating all day there’s layers
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there’s layers to this that’s someone
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was talking about how the you know
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there’s been a lot of blame on that the
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reason there’s so much you know there’s
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not enough food and that they’re you
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know people are going through groceries
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is because people are hoarding but most
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people eat out at least go out to eat at
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least once or twice a day whether it’s
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fast food or they go to a restaurant or
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whatever takeout or something like that
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whereas now like fewer and fewer people
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are doing that they’re having to
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actually eat at home so there’s been
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this shift in the market to groceries
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and it’s like everyone’s like eating
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from stuff they got at the store which
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is messing with the stores cuz they
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didn’t anticipate that not sure why they
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didn’t but here we are
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Passover on YouTube asks do you guys
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think that this kerfuffle will have a
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lasting effect on social norms such as
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handshakes which yes I think that
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in the future it’s all going to be
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kiddin’ play kick the kick hook thing
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the hook thing I think that’s that that
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is going to be the handshake of the
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future yes and then will you lock up and
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go around in this and gentle run in a
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circle you jump around on a circle yes
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start practicing this is going to be
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choreographed for everybody so get ready
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that if nothing good comes from this us
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bringing back the kitten play house
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party leg hook dance thing dad yes yeah
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that will have made this all worth it
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please please let’s get that started
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let’s definitely make that a thing we
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will have to do the next time well I
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guess we can’t get together because
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we’re both quarantine but we can maybe
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make some kind of weird Photoshop thing
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of us doing that I know that definitely
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needs to be a thing that’s a great idea
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Matt so yeah so speaking of kitten play
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Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders the kitten
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play of our time oh by the way this
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House’s so we’re all having to stay home
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we have buttons inbox me for those sweet
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sweet buttons did you know facebook does
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a closed caption live really yeah I’m
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watching it go right now that’s so cool
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we’re you add on that one YouTube we’re
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yet on that one
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it says that’s so cool oh my god so cool
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okay all right I’m not gonna be free I’m
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not gonna like lose my composure about
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that um but that is really cool so yeah
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Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden on
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our continuing our continuing not so
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Super Tuesday special that we have on
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every Tuesday what’s up this is the
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godforsaken election cycle that we’re
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going through right now so a little
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upkeep from last week because we weren’t
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gonna be here for we’re Arizona closing
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right
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Biden got 39 Bernie got 28 Bloomberg
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zero
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Warren zero yeah big shocker Joe Biden
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wins another state and then the abroad
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results Democrats living abroad Democrat
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oh gosh you can’t even see that or I
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can’t see it that well anyway Bernie won
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that yeah Bernie won went 58 percent he
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won right
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he got nine Biden got four yeah really
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right now Joe Biden’s holding on to
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about a 300 delegate lead 314 to be
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exact and not a single person knows when
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the next primary is actually gonna
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happen
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mm-hmm I mean yeah a lot of them are on
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the books but we don’t know if they’re
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actually well you know they’re saying
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that the next one’s gonna be June 2nd
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there’s gonna be 10 states voting that
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day with 680 delegates the ones that
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were planning to vote on June 2nd and
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all the ones that have been postponed to
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June 2nd to which and I can fairly get
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well guarantee you they’re not gonna
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happen June 2nd like I have a good
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feeling they will not yeah I mean I’m
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call me the optimist I guess I’m just
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kind of hoping but we well that was
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weird but yeah we still have like I know
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first week of May they’re like next week
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there’s elections planned but I’m
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willing to bet that they aren’t going to
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be yeah they aren’t gonna be happening
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it’s hard to shelter in place and vote
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at the same time right right
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so I’m willing to bet that that is kind
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of that’s what we’re gonna be looking at
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it’s no elections for a while and there
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might be just one big one somewhere down
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the road if we happen to get all the way
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to November
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you know what the sexiest one would be
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if the Democrats just go
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yeah Biden’s ahead we’re just gonna give
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it to him at that and announce it on
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zoom and a poorly in a poorly produced
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live stream like the ones they’ve been
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doing yeah that would just be perfect
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and that’s not that’s not impossible for
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that to happen and then for Joe to
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announce Hillary Clinton who’s gonna try
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to Skype in from her phone this is
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really like some magical stuff that’s
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happening we’ll see going Dan Fouts just
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asked is it just mine that keeps getting
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interrupted on Facebook and I am willing
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to bet that it’s not because our numbers
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of people who are watching have they’re
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shooting up and down randomly so I’m
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betting Facebook is overloaded with the
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large amount of people who are watching
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yeah cuz we have no dropped frames but I
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just saw it to mine got interrupted as
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well so maybe guys just turn off the
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closed captioning and make the video
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work that would be nice
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either that or you can go visit visit us
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on YouTube you can visit us on Twitter
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or you can visit us on FL o te dot app
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slash muddied waters media slash live
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and we’re all here on periscope – well
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Twitter periscope saying yeah yeah no
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this is a Facebook thing because I’m
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looking and there’s no problem with your
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videos yeah so if you guys want to let
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me let me go ahead and give them the
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youtube link and that way they can go
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join us on YouTube anyone who’s having
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problems with our Facebook live go to
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the youtube link or let me give you the
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float app link upload that one then I
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got a very copied okay cool um and much
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better experience over there anyway than
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Facebook we’d really just prefer
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everyone go over there anyway um but
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anyway yeah so that um so that’s what
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happened so far there I I personally
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think that there’s a possibility we’re
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not gonna have an election this year
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which would be even funnier but that
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would be funny that would be funny like
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in a horrifying
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way that you know will lead to deaths
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but God could you imagine the absolute
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battle that would start over the late
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and he goes hey you know they’re saying
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to shelter in place there seem to
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shelter in place so there’s no election
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the hell was that I don’t know that was
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that was Bernie and Trump had a terrible
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lived in foster care
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oh my god Stephen King ask baby yeah no
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like a really bad like I’m like I’m like
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twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and
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Vito but only the worst parts and then
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but still life points of Trump in and
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only the worst parts of Trump and Bernie
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but with this Arnold’s poor
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pronunciation of English
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so speaking of poor use of English in in
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yeah I mean you know a guy named Wayne
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Allen Bailey and real quick before of
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Louisiana so real quick before we go any
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further did not assassinate anybody oh
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yeah he’s got an assassins name he does
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to have an assassins named Wayne Allen
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Bailey of Louisiana assassin and or
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serial killer a political figure did not
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no no I did not do that oh by the way
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but that was right you know Chris
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faced I don’t know like this doesn’t
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help marketing like this is no no way
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look for this guy if you need an
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attorney
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um so yeah so okay so we nellen bailey
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who did not have a fun week when we were
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asking how everyone’s week was he would
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have said not the best guys long he put
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a post out having to do with this whole
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worldwide health kerfuffle he posted
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scher scher scher just in rapids Parish
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Sheriff’s Office have issued the order
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if deputies come into contact with quote
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the N
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did shoot on sight lord have mercy on us
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all
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slash or hashtag kovat 19 hashtag we
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need you Brad Pitt now putting aside his
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crimes of grammar and spelling which
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frankly are capital offenses Wayne was
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telling a joke about World War Z right
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Matt yeah it’s a it’s a World War Z
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reference yeah it’s a World War Z
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reference Brent and that’s why saying we
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need you Brad Pitt there at in the
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second hashtag and that’s all it is it’s
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he is making light of the kerfuffle that
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is going on worldwide with health
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reasons and yeah that’s pretty much it
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right and he ended up getting into a
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little bit of trouble for this as you
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can guess that that is not your normal
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photo he did not take that willingly
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yeah that’s not a selfie right I mean
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it’s like it’s a kind of selfie but not
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the kind anyone likes right well except
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in a selfie you take the picture
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yourself
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oh it’s more of a Yui yeah it’s a Yui
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it’s a Yui bought and paid for by the
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taxpayers of I’m gonna guess Rapids
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Parrish Rapids Parrish am mm-hmm
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because he was charged he was brought up
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on one charge of terrorism terrorism
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terrorism for that post now this is
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absolutely absolutely gonna get thrown
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out at some point or he’ll plead down to
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like being a jerk or spelling poorly or
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something like that like Rapids parish
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is filled that way that you know that
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was the thing that I was the least
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worried about from that cuz that
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couldn’t be because I was more just like
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it’s actually not as I you know I’m I’m
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Kramer Jew and and it’s it’s you know it
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is what it is but there were some perk
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and so I mean it is what it is
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see I was brought up on terrorism this
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is going to be thrown out at some point
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this was to scare people at home that if
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you post something we don’t like we’re
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gonna arrest you um but this will get
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thrown out he might even get some money
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if he finds like an ACLU attorney or
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someone to represent problem yeah
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here’s his problem I guess here’s the
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problem at a time when the prisons are
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releasing nonviolent and jails are
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releasing nonviolent offenders and
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nonviolent accused people haven’t even
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gone to trial yet so as to stop the slow
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of the coronavirus in the jails that are
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filthy they’re now putting him in there
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for making a bad poorly grammar joke
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about a movie a movie reference he’s
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making a bad joke about the brouhaha
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going on while making a movie reference
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and he didn’t even say he was gonna do
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anything again he he posted that the
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sheriff’s office was gonna do something
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yeah with we need you Brad Pitt hashtag
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right like this is so going to get
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thrown out it’s just such a waste of
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time like what a bunch of nonsense and
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speaking of a base to a bunch of waste
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of time nonsense that is being postponed
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the head of the International Olympic
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Committee man named dick pound has
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decided that he’s gonna postpone
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tremendous waste of time for the first
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time since World War two he is going to
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be postponing the Tokyo 2020 Olympics
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right now we’re hearing that they’re
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tentatively panned for 2021 but many of
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the athletes whose careers were nearing
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the end of their Olympian possibility
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just saw their hopes of gold taken to
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dick pound town dick pound town dick
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pound town dick pound here giving you
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the I’m the mayor of dick pound town who
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wants a key look that he gives often
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which he definitely is the mayor of dick
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pound town I mean you can tell that guy
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is the mayor of dick pound town oh yeah
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it’s definitely the mayor and dick pound
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oh I mean listen it is clear that the
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IOC decided to try to soften the blow of
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the announcement that the Olympics were
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being postponed
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at least until next year by having it
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announced by a man named dick pound it
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is clear that that was an obvious but
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obvious attempt to soften the blow the
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old softened dick blow the old battle-ax
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acid the old flaccid dick the old
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flaccid soft dick pound low town dick
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and getting soft pound there yeah this
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tables a little wobbly like pound town
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my friend right yes there’s really like
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that’s really the only story there most
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people would talk about how like you
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know people’s hopes are dashed and
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they’ve been go do in their whole this
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their whole life they’ve been training
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for this moment to be told that they
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can’t and you know some of them have a
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very short window they might already be
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out of their prime by the time they they
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do it again if it’s looking like an
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18-month thing they may not even qualify
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by then that’s what other people would
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focus on we’re just really really amused
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by this man’s name right pound dick
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pound hmm he could have chosen Richard
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let’s let’s talk about this for a moment
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listen okay look I’m gonna let you know
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right now that does not make a
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difference it makes a small difference
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it doesn’t doesn’t it no I feel like it
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does know as I have first-hand knowledge
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of this it makes zero difference so if
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you went by Richard pound people would
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still call him dick pound yes because
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everybody knows that that’s what the
26:31
nickname for that is what if it was rich
26:34
pound if it’s rich pound you could
26:37
probably get away with it right so rich
26:39
pound and he’s like giving this like you
26:42
know devastating international news I
26:45
don’t like the last name pound like rich
26:48
pound sounds like usually getting
26:49
screwed by the 1%
26:53
which again is not as powerful as as
26:57
dick and I’m dick pound dick pound Nick
27:00
pound hey everyone I wish I had gotten
27:03
the I hope he when he comes up to the
27:05
you know up to the dais or whatever when
27:08
he gives his announcements he goes hey
27:09
everyone its dick pound here and then
27:13
just looks at everyone really
27:14
uncomfortably as like a real like alpha
27:16
energy thing for like a solid 20 30
27:19
seconds
27:19
dick he had to have gotten beat up a lot
27:24
dick pallid I mean you know maybe not
27:28
maybe this guy like I mean we don’t
27:31
unless he just slayed and then that’s
27:33
what I’m saying
27:35
he made it look like kicked everyone’s
27:37
ass like he may have been like yet I
27:39
mean you know it’s like the whole boy
27:41
named Sue thing like you know guy named
27:43
dick pound I don’t know how one becomes
27:46
the head of the International Olympic
27:48
Committee but maybe he’s maybe he just
27:53
pulls left and right maybe he’s you know
27:55
the old dick Pole
27:59
so we’ve pounded that we’ve dick pounded
28:02
that story you know speaking of I don’t
28:07
have a good segue here I don’t think
28:08
that’s how often on the ground something
28:10
oh God probably isn’t yet actually with
28:15
all the you know he will facing the
28:20
ground Kenny Rogers uh the gambler
28:26
chicken if chicken aficionado yeah
28:29
chicken efficient I don’t know let you I
28:30
don’t get the references here go ahead
28:32
well the gambler Kenny Rogers he is the
28:35
gambler he sang the song and was the
28:38
actor on television
28:39
chicken aficionado hmm because of Kenny
28:42
Rogers chicken oh yeah he’s alerted okay
28:48
with a penchant for singing passed away
28:51
from natural causes this week in under
28:53
the hospice care proving that he of all
28:57
people definitely knew when to walk away
29:00
or run or run more like I mean he
29:04
definitely
29:05
you know them that’s right marla eden
29:07
beau he knew your fold
29:09
he knew when to fold those particular
29:12
particular things right there so yeah I
29:15
mean Kenny Rogers is like a very
29:17
talented artist and and musician and he
29:22
will be greatly missed and it’s really
29:24
sad awesome
29:25
I’d see I never had his chicken was it
29:27
good yeah his chicken was really good
29:29
they had that whole Seinfeld episode
29:31
about it I’d say I remember that but I
29:33
never actually seemed when I saw that
29:35
episode I thought it was fake I didn’t
29:36
know there was such a thing as Kenny
29:38
Rogers chicken and then it turned out ya
29:40
know it actually is and people say it’s
29:41
good I’ve never I’ve never had it before
29:43
when I hate to say but whenever I think
29:45
of Kenny Rogers I think of who ever
29:50
played Kenny Rogers on MADtv and like
29:54
the Jackass gets this jackass and then
29:58
they would like they would do stuff I
30:02
yeah yeah I got a name I can’t remember
30:09
anyway whatever yeah so he did that and
30:12
that’s I hate that that’s what I think
30:13
of that and the gambler but he
30:17
definitely I mean islands in the stream
30:21
yeah Dolly Parton had like a 30-year
30:26
friendship and it stemmed from I think I
30:32
think that was kind of like when they
30:34
first became friends was when that song
30:36
came out and then there are friends for
30:37
and they were close apparently forever
30:40
well for the rest of his life
30:41
Wow forevers maybe he’ll haunt her so it
30:46
can stay forever it’s it’s but it’s sad
30:49
but ya know I mean if there were ever a
30:50
time to pass away peacefully of old age
30:52
in hospice care it would be as the
30:54
pandemic is coming to kill us all
30:57
that would definitely be a good moment
30:59
for that speaking of things that are
31:02
destined to die the upcoming Libertarian
31:06
Party corona vention in August text on
31:09
Austin Texas May 21st through 25th
31:13
brought to you by the CDC and Purell
31:15
they
31:18
have so so here’s the situation there
31:22
with the I spent more time on this and
31:25
I’m comfortable talking about the the
31:29
Libertarian Party had it has their
31:30
National Convention scheduled for May
31:33
21st through the 25th in Austin Texas
31:36
and you know when they scheduled that
31:39
who would have thought that everything
31:42
was going to shut down both by force and
31:44
fear of a deadly virus as of right now
31:48
the City of Austin has said that there
31:50
can be no gatherings of more than I
31:51
think ten but not I mean way more than
31:55
the say twenty five hundred that would
31:57
have to gather for the Libertarian Party
31:58
convention National Convention but it’s
32:04
through May third and so a lot of people
32:09
in the Libertarian Party are saying well
32:11
maybe they won’t extend it well they are
32:17
and the reason they are is because at
32:22
that point according to some people
32:26
there might be tens of millions of
32:28
Americans needing hospital care across
32:30
the country and there’s not gonna be no
32:33
one’s gonna want to go to a convention
32:37
in Texas in that time yeah and um like
32:41
there aren’t gonna be airplanes flying
32:42
there now and as a person who is not a
32:47
member of delivery I guess I am a member
32:49
or a member of the Libertarian Party of
32:52
Georgia that’s right I am but outside of
32:55
that accident and try that outside of
33:00
that trickery no I didn’t know but yep
33:13
so uh outside of that like I’m not gonna
33:16
be one of the delegates I’m not gonna be
33:19
going down there and voting but many of
33:23
my friends are libertarians and I like
33:25
to consider many of my libertarian
33:26
friends to be smarter than your average
33:29
voter
33:30
right please don’t go there with guns
33:34
saying we’re gonna go do this anyway
33:36
please don’t do that please don’t do
33:39
that
33:41
yeah if you’re one of my many many many
33:44
many libertarian friends who are very
33:46
passionate about libertarianism and
33:49
everything show the world why you’re
33:54
smarter yeah yeah so let’s put aside the
34:00
question of whether we’re not it’s a
34:02
good idea to gather in large groups with
34:05
guns during a pandemic libertarians
34:11
naturally when they’re told by
34:13
government to do something they want to
34:15
do the opposite and I get that because
34:18
I’m an anarchist 35 minutes and 47
34:22
seconds and I get whoa I know I know I
34:26
haven’t done it why don’t I don’t say it
34:28
as often now I’m running for office now
34:32
when you’re running for the highest
34:34
office in the land so you know I get
34:39
when when government says do X and
34:41
you’re like I’m gonna not do X and so
34:43
right now government saying everyone
34:44
stay inside don’t go outside which is
34:46
we’re gonna get into later why bands are
34:49
stupid and don’t work and I’m actually
34:51
going to be putting a feature video
34:52
about it on on my page
34:54
despite Cohen your next VP facebook.com
34:57
slash and literally spike going but you
35:00
so it doesn’t work it’s a good idea
35:05
until this thing calms down to practice
35:09
safe interactions with people don’t go
35:12
out more than you have to don’t you know
35:14
stay stay six feet away from people wash
35:17
your hands and all that stuff that isn’t
35:18
really you’re not able to be safe enough
35:23
to prevent the spread of a virus that is
35:26
this easy to spread in a in a hotel
35:29
conference center with thousands of
35:32
people like there’s a thousand there’s
35:34
over a thousand just delegates and then
35:36
you’ve got the people they brought and
35:38
then you’ve got the media and then
35:39
you’ve got to you know the members of
35:41
the part like I mean you’ve got a solid
35:42
at least
35:43
two thousand people it’s not possible
35:46
for everyone to take up six feet in
35:48
every directly it’s not possible for
35:51
everyone to be washing their hands
35:53
they’re all gonna be using the same
35:55
bathrooms like it’s just there’s there’s
35:57
a reason that we’re being advised not to
36:01
do this
36:01
we shouldn’t be forced not to do this
36:03
but we should as libertarians make a
36:06
smart choice not to do this
36:07
so hopefully supposedly the LNC is
36:10
meeting to talk about contingencies I
36:11
know the bylaws supposedly don’t allow
36:14
for there to be a for there to be a
36:17
virtual you know remote convention but
36:20
there’s got to be something we can
36:21
figure out that is not you know even if
36:25
it doesn’t comport with the exact law
36:28
this idea of just doing it anyway is is
36:32
a is just it’s not a good one
36:34
for the personal health of the people
36:37
that go and their loved ones and also
36:39
for the perception that that would give
36:41
of everyone else that libertarians are
36:43
every bad stereotype that we’re told
36:45
that they’re told we are that we don’t
36:47
care about others we don’t even care
36:49
about our own health we just care about
36:50
making a point that we’re gonna do
36:51
whatever we want and that we usually
36:53
have guns when we do that and that you
36:55
know we don’t care how much damage it
36:57
causes or how absurd it looks so let’s
36:59
not do that yeah let’s not let’s do not
37:02
that yeah that would be better let’s go
37:05
do something that’s not that’s not that
37:09
Bassett I went out shopping for
37:11
groceries today and was hyper concerned
37:12
people walking around with gloves and
37:13
masks I mean honestly if there are
37:15
people with gloves and masks that’s
37:17
probably better than them walking around
37:18
not like that like I mean there are so
37:21
many people that have this that have
37:23
little to no symptoms and they’re like
37:24
oh I feel fine but they’re sniffling on
37:26
their hands and then touch and stuff and
37:28
and what you know like they don’t
37:31
realize that it might not be seasonal
37:33
allergies or it may be seasonal
37:35
allergies but they’re also having an
37:36
asymptomatic you know experience with
37:39
the disease and they won’t ever notice
37:41
or they won’t notice for a couple weeks
37:43
so if they’re taking those precautions
37:45
I’m actually happy to see people like
37:47
that but I’m not happy to see is when I
37:48
go to the store up the road and
37:49
everyone’s crowding on each other and
37:52
hugging each other and you know wanting
37:55
to strike up a conversation with me
37:57
and you know our it you know it don’t
37:59
want to do anything even remotely social
38:02
distancing in any way whatsoever that
38:04
bothers me a lot more than people like
38:05
keeping their distance and having gloves
38:07
and and and and surgery I mean surgical
38:11
masks are a bit much unless you’re
38:12
coughing and sneezing but I’d rather you
38:15
wear it than not rather that then what I
38:18
see the tourists doing who apparently
38:20
everyone’s still going on vacation which
38:22
is just hilarious
38:23
yeah that’s so I live I live in Pinellas
38:27
County in Florida and Spring Breakers
38:30
are everywhere I whenever I go out I see
38:34
them and they’re out here and there they
38:37
don’t care when people were like oh yeah
38:39
Florida man’s crazy they don’t care
38:41
they’re on the beaches doing whatever no
38:43
it’s not it’s everybody else that’s
38:45
doing it most of the Floridians I know
38:47
are comfortably hanging out in their
38:50
houses happy just an all right I’m at
38:53
home I’m gonna watch Netflix or am yeah
38:55
they’re whatever yeah there’s a whole
39:00
thing
39:00
Ocoee sorry go ahead yeah it’s just
39:03
insane when you see videos like we
39:05
posted that video
39:06
the centipede yeah yeah the the beard
39:10
the beard luge centipede and people were
39:13
aligned up ATM for anybody who knows
39:17
what that means and or or a to a number
39:26
to em hey oh that’s good a to em but
39:30
yeah they’re pouring the beer down the
39:33
crack and drinking it and be everybody
39:36
out flora what’s wrong with Florida no
39:37
that’s not us that’s real that’s people
39:39
from other places that’s Ohio and
39:42
Illinois with same place here where I
39:43
live in Myrtle Beach that’s that’s your
39:46
Tennessee that’s your everywhere else
39:49
New York New Jersey all these people
39:51
come down here they act somewhat normal
39:54
up there and come down here and just
39:59
demonstrate how quickly we can spread a
40:01
disease usually aids but now now then
40:05
that’s a big one that that’s a big one
40:07
but usually usually AIDS or like
40:10
gonorrhea
40:11
but this one’s even easier to spread but
40:13
they’re still using like gonorrhea
40:14
protocol like you know we got to really
40:17
spread this thing and you know have I
40:20
ever told you the story about after I’d
40:22
been living here like a year and it was
40:27
right after I quit drinking okay which
40:29
you’d most people don’t come to Florida
40:31
and quit drinking but I did you know I
40:36
got one good year of partying and I was
40:39
like okay I got to stop and you know I’m
40:41
like five and a half year sober now
40:44
right yeah five now five and a half
40:48
years over four and a half I don’t
40:50
remember a number of years yeah a number
40:54
of years a number and I so it was right
40:58
after I quit drinking and I was tired
41:00
all the time I was really lethargic
41:02
I was really lightheaded and foggy and
41:07
there was some other things I can’t
41:09
remember what it was and I went in to
41:12
the doctor I went to the doctor to uh
41:15
well yeah I was just like I don’t feel
41:17
good blah blah blah and she goes okay
41:18
well what are your symptoms
41:19
and this woman was from Georgia not the
41:21
state the country oh yeah very and she
41:26
was a very hard woman is the only way I
41:30
can think to say yes and I gave her all
41:33
of my symptoms and she dead
41:35
she dead-ass looked at me in the Angela
41:37
oh no blood tests no nothing oh you have
41:41
HIV yeah my face was probably a lot like
41:46
that and I was like a home I’m gonna
41:50
have to see some blood tests before I
41:52
just assume you’re right except that as
41:54
my fate yeah good news is I don’t and
41:59
that is yeah I was like wow I never went
42:04
back to that doctor
42:05
I also have an Eastern European doctor
42:08
AIDS story
42:09
oddly enough Wow yeah so I went to the
42:13
to Costa to a to a actually a cancer
42:17
doctor a on Khalid oncological
42:21
hematologist or something like that
42:23
cancer doctor
42:25
because there was some blood stuff and
42:26
they were concerned that I might have
42:27
cancer this was this was I didn’t tell
42:31
it was funny because I’m when I told you
42:32
I didn’t have and you’re like I didn’t
42:33
know you even thought you might have
42:34
cancer it’s because I didn’t tell anyone
42:36
but anyway so I went to I went to the
42:40
doctor and I’m telling her all you know
42:42
what what the blood results were and she
42:44
said and she wasn’t I don’t know if
42:47
she’s from Georgia I believe she was
42:48
Russian and she said have you been
42:51
tested for HIV and I said well many
42:55
years ago yes but I’ve also been in a
42:59
monogamous marriage marital bliss
43:02
relationship for 10 years and I’ve had
43:05
an HIV test since then so I’m pretty
43:08
sure I’m good and the look she gave me I
43:12
thought you’re gonna test me for HIV
43:15
anyway even though I said that sure
43:17
enough as soon as she walked in she said
43:21
she said you don’t have HIV it feel like
43:25
a follow-up appointment she said you
43:27
don’t have HIV and I said I knew you
43:28
were gonna test me so good news by the
43:29
way everyone I don’t have AIDS
43:31
and I don’t have cancer I do have MS but
43:34
I don’t have those other things we are
43:36
an HIV free show this is an HIV free
43:40
zone which is you know I mean right now
43:42
with all the pandemics going on it’s
43:44
nice to hear that people aren’t diseased
43:46
that was the same appointment where the
43:48
doctor’s assistant asked asked me about
43:50
my vermin supreme pin and then wanted to
43:52
take selfies with me because he was like
43:54
all endeavor man’s brain
43:55
anyway so um yes speaking of amazed
44:01
Sierra Peterson some some bad bad news
44:05
from Sierra Peterson
44:07
she misses writing fake stories for us
44:09
she is distraught and she wants us to
44:13
start a satire site which we’ve actually
44:15
talked about doing yeah we have talked
44:17
about the only way so that might
44:19
actually happen Sierra we we actually
44:21
have talked a lot about having like a
44:22
fake conservative site that would be
44:25
satire but just with enough of a tone of
44:29
seriousness where it could convince
44:30
enough conservatives that it’s real
44:32
that’s gonna get them to share it
44:34
ironically
44:38
and now that we’re all just staying at
44:39
home all day long that we might actually
44:41
look like we I don’t have anything else
44:43
to do right like we don’t have time we
44:45
have time to do stuff now
44:46
so exactly that might actually happen so
44:50
yes so okay cool so speaking of all I’m
44:55
not even sure how tight
44:56
speaking of things that aren’t
44:59
especially of what speaking of things
45:03
that should be satire oh gosh yeah
45:06
so Liberty Cerveteri constitutionalist
45:12
darling and Ron Paul great value knock
45:16
off Rand Paul pictured here being filled
45:22
with the coronavirus has been diagnosed
45:25
with the what’s that you’re not supposed
45:28
to say oh no diagnosed with he’s been
45:32
under the weather
45:34
yeah diagnosed with a bit of illness a
45:36
bit of a bit of a hoax as his father
45:39
would say scaring many of his uh his
45:42
fans and his fans and followers there
45:46
and of course he because he’s now locked
45:49
away he and a few other Republican
45:52
senators are now locked away he he can’t
45:58
vote so I read something today and don’t
46:05
quote me as this is what will happen
46:07
okay I want this to happen I really do
46:10
but they are working on a lightning the
46:15
dress code in the Senate and they could
46:19
go into an essence dad I hope that
46:27
happens oh man I almost put it in the
46:31
notes today and then I said no I haven’t
46:32
I don’t want to get people’s hopes up
46:34
that would be well you can’t tell who
46:37
they are
46:38
cuz they’re all like wearing hazmat
46:40
suits right oh yeah so I was really
46:46
hoping that would happen but yeah so
46:48
there is a way that they’re like they’re
46:50
trying to figure out a way around
46:52
I mean the idea that they can’t vote
46:55
remotely is just so stupid it’s not like
46:57
oh we have to make sure to keep the
46:59
integrity there’s a hundred of them like
47:02
it would not be difficult to confirm
47:03
that the person remotely voting is in
47:06
fact that senator like there’s no reason
47:11
that someone who can’t be at this
47:19
Capitol building shouldn’t be able to
47:21
vote like it’s it’s it’s literally like
47:26
I hate to do this but it’s the current
47:27
year like it’s literally 2020 and we’re
47:31
still making them like be physically
47:33
present in a building right yeah most of
47:39
his fans are actually fearing the he’ll
47:41
continue to buckle to other members of
47:43
the Senate and Donald Trump when it
47:44
comes to matters of security which
47:46
brings us to FISA Act yeah 2020 the
47:53
bipartisan House bill USA Freedom
47:56
reauthorization Act of 2020 passed the
47:59
house 278 to 136 on March 11th this is
48:03
the thing that I said I wanted to talk
48:04
about last week but we didn’t have time
48:05
and luckily nothing happened so nothing
48:09
happens anymore sort of something did
48:11
happen but there is a reason that they
48:13
haven’t voted on it now I know what
48:14
you’re thinking freedom reauthorization
48:18
hey guys I didn’t know that my freedom
48:22
needed reauthorizing well mats can
48:25
explain what that whole thing means yeah
48:28
you know how pretty much the Patriot
48:31
Patriot Act was unpatriotic and the
48:34
Affordable Care Act was unaffordable
48:36
yeah and the 2015 Freedom Act is that
48:41
2015 I think that was 2015 was had
48:46
nothing to do with freedom this is the
48:48
same thing just saying ah yeah yeah the
48:50
same thing
48:52
so what’s funny is it passed 278 to 136
48:57
on March 11th and if you take a look at
48:59

the list of people that voted for it the
49:01
reason I didn’t pull it up is because
49:02
there’s 435 of them and
49:05
I wasn’t gonna do that because you would
49:07
have been able to read them all right it
49:10
is not a party vote and it’s almost
49:13
50/50 for and against oh wow yeah it was
49:18
bipartisan foreign bipartisan against
49:20
that’s endured that’s very rare yes very
49:24
very it shows you that taking away your
49:27
freedoms is a bipartisan thing the
49:32
Senate was supposed to vote on it last
49:34
week right after some provisions of the
49:37
USA Freedom Act but Rand Paul Mike Lee
49:43
and a few others were holding it off the
49:45
best abilities
49:46
coming up on the boat but they bent over
49:49
and took the old dick pound from from
49:55
the leaders in the Senate
49:59
so a lot of the Patriot Act in the USA
50:03
Freedom Act expired Sunday at midnight
50:06
and the vote was supposed to be Monday
50:08
which would have reached many of these
50:11
provisions okay now they agreed to
50:16
extend some of those provisions that had
50:21
expired for 77 days which I thought was
50:26
a weird number so a number yeah for 77
50:29
days pushing the vote of the bill back
50:32
why 77 does that other one has to fall
50:36
on something important because it’s only
50:39
better after something or something like
50:43
yeah I’m not I’m not going past 60 days
50:46
what we want 90 days I’ll give you it
50:48
I’ll give you 80 days
50:50
I’ll give you right 70 days I want to 80
50:52
days 77 like I mean it right it is like
50:57
negotiation from the world’s greatest
51:00
negotiator Donald Trump right it sounds
51:03
like it yeah yeah makes no sense
51:07
now the bill would reauthorize section
51:10
250 section section 215 powers Congress
51:17
established under the USA patriot
51:18
in 2001 and that is the provision
51:21
National Security Agency cited in the
51:24
past to support their unwarranted
51:26
collection of phone records and hundreds
51:28
of hundreds of millions of people in the
51:30
United States signed voted for by one
51:34
well someone who is running for the
51:37
Libertarian Party nomination oh yeah we
51:41
can chase ’em Chafee Chafee JP chef hey
51:45
JP now to his credit he now says that
51:48
he’s against it and wouldn’t have voted
51:49
for it so I will give him that cuz I I
51:52
ride him a lot on this he did say he
51:55
wouldn’t vote for it now knowing what he
51:57
knows so I will give him that I will
51:58
give him that he did he has said that
52:01
but he did though he did now as we all
52:08
know this has been brought up in the
52:11
past but the Free Press action
52:15
government relations director Sandra
52:18
Fulton which that’s just a mouthful of
52:21
an organization the reordan is the
52:25
reauthorization of unchecked spying
52:27
powers past the house 278 to 136 as
52:30
we’ve already said so you know but not
52:32
without bipartisan opposition from a
52:34
growing number of civil liberties
52:35
champions on the hill I will say that
52:39
going through that list you would not
52:40
think huh a bunch of civil liberties
52:42
champions in this bill but yeah whatever
52:46
they voted against this thing so I’m not
52:48
gonna hit him hard good for them yeah
52:50
right
52:51
seventy-five Democrats join sixty
52:53
Republicans in one independent we all
52:55
know who that one is to say that this
52:57
legislation didn’t do enough to protect
52:59
the privacy rights of the people in the
53:01
US that’s nearly fifty more votes
53:03
against them than the last time section
53:05
215 was up for renewal baby steps baby
53:11
steps like we’re getting there but man
53:13
like they now section 215 of the Patriot
53:16
Act allows the government to obtain a
53:17
secret order from the Foreign
53:20
Intelligence Surveillance Court
53:22
requiring third parties like telephone
53:25
companies to hand over any records or
53:27
other tangible things if deemed relevant
53:30
to an investor
53:32
hurt international terrorism counter
53:34
espionage or foreign intelligence
53:36
investigation these are the same rules
53:39
oh god what was that guy’s name from two
53:42
weeks ago who got caught up in that
53:45
warrant
53:48
where’d somebody rob the house oh gosh
53:51
the govt of geocaching geofencing
53:56
warrant offensive warrant they get a
53:58
warrant for every thing that happened on
54:00
anyone’s smartphones in a geographical
54:02
area for a specific period of time so if
54:05
you just went by there on your Android
54:07
they’d have all your data like all of it
54:12
that is accurate the same this is the
54:17
same section that allowed I wish I had
54:20
that guy’s name written down that
54:22
allowed him to deal with all of the
54:25
issues that he had there’s actually two
54:27
of them there was a guy that was accused
54:28
of murder and arrested for and then
54:31
another guy that was accused of robbing
54:33
a house and that both with both of them
54:35
they were arrested and turned out that
54:37
they had nothing to do with it
54:39
but because they were desperate to land
54:41
it on someone they went after them
54:44
because they were the only one that
54:45
anything came up that they could even
54:47
try to go after him for but they didn’t
54:49
do anything
54:51
and that’s the thing that they keep
54:53
trying to update and they continue to do
54:55
it as Sandra Fulton the director of the
54:59
Free Press action government relations
55:02
they keeping it and that is the thing
55:06
that in 2013 Snowden demonstrated that
55:10
the government had relied on section 215
55:12
for years to conduct mass surveillance
55:14
surveillance or surveillance thank you
55:18
surveillance of billions of Americans
55:21
domestic telephone called detail records
55:23
showing who called whom and when now
55:27
they are using this to spy on you there
55:31
is no question about it
55:32
there is no doubt about it and that is
55:34
what is happening witness they say that
55:37
it is for hang on I want to make sure
55:40
that I say this right international
55:43
terrorism counter espionage or foreign
55:45
intelligence
55:46
investigation they say that some ways
55:49
for but they’re using it to spy on all
55:54
of you on you on you also unless you’re
55:57
related to international terrorism
55:59
counter espionage or a foreign
56:03
intelligence investigation they’re just
56:06
spying on you for no particular reason
56:07
and they are we we know that they are
56:12
know that that was shown to us that was
56:16
shown to us and nothing’s changed like
56:20
nothing has changed if anything because
56:23
remember Edward Snowden said that in
56:25
what 2013 2012-2013 okay
56:29
think of how much technology has
56:32
advanced in the last seven years that’s
56:35
how much more the government spying on
56:36
you like now you have Alexa and you know
56:43
smart everything and your smart phones
56:46
even smarter and your car might even
56:49
have smart features like they’re spying
56:53
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56:56
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57:25
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57:27
looked so I just wanted to kiss both of
57:29
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58:38
much like last week when we were talking
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USA Freedom reauthorization Act and the
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58:47
notice how much of it you hear in the
58:50
news because right now everybody is
58:53
distracted by the health hubbub that’s
58:56
going on worldwide the own health hub of
59:00
the old health hub and it’s based on
59:03
their being able to do these things now
59:06
easily because everybody is distracted
59:11
by the media telling them they’re going
59:14
to die and I’m not saying that you’re
59:15
not like this isn’t a bad disease I’m
59:17
not saying that this I’m not saying any
59:19
of that yeah but but you’re you’re being
59:21
so heavily distracted by a very serious
59:23
frightening thing that’s the only thing
59:26
they talk about right that government is
59:31
we’re focusing even even when we talk
59:33
about government overreach we’re talking
59:35
about government telling us to say in
59:36
our houses we’re not talking about the
59:38
fact that the government is finding new
59:40
and exciting ways to infringe upon your
59:44
privacy including what we talked about
59:46
was that last week with the urn attacked
59:48
right yeah where they’re basically
59:50
finding a way to kill and end and to end
59:53
encryption right that long-term as
59:57
serious as this viruses ending
60:00
encryption will infringe upon the
60:02
average person on this planet long term
60:05
5 10 20 30 years from now far more than
60:08
a virus will and I am NOT saying that to
60:11
underplay how serious this virus could
60:13
be
60:13
a hundred hundreds of millions of people
60:16
or tens of millions of people could die
60:18
worldwide from this virus I am NOT under
60:20
playing the seriousness of this virus
60:22
that is how serious this encryption
60:24
thing is right I yeah what we are doing
60:27
with both of these things is showing you
60:29
how important these things are and how
60:31
they will affect you long after we’ve
60:35
forgotten about this yeah yeah yeah like
60:38
decade like decades later you know
60:40
thirty to twenty thirty years later
60:42
we’ve well past moved on it’s a it’s a
60:44
terrible you know it’s a terrible moment
60:46
in our history that we talk about and
60:48
this will be affecting us every day and
60:52
getting worse so we have a on a cheery
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for a number of days there’s only so
62:34
many things we can do and I would love
62:35
to hear what the muddied waters media
62:39
team would say is maybe their top three
62:42
or top five movies to watch while
62:46
quarantined at home thanks I’ll let you
62:50
start with that but I have I do have a
62:51
couple things that I’ve been watching
62:54
top three or top five movies watch well
63:01
being quarantined does he want
63:04
quarantine theme or does he just want
63:06
movies that I don’t know here’s what
63:10
I’ll tell you like everyone wants to
63:12
watch contagion and stuff like that
63:13
right now I am NOT interested like I’m
63:15
living that like I don’t need to watch a
63:17
movie to scare me about diseases I’m
63:19
good that’s just me personally I know
63:22
some people that helps them cope I don’t
63:24
need to see that okay I’d like something
63:28
to distract me from that all right so
63:30
we’re looking for distraction movies
63:32
alright so we’ll do we’ll do a couple of
63:34
different categories if you’re looking
63:35
for comedy I highly recommend Jojo
63:40
Rabbit really I definitely die recommend
63:45
that movie was so good okay he was so
63:47
good and I understand your trepidation
63:49
about wanting to see that movie I’ve
63:53
heard so many good things about it um I
63:55
just am I when it when the trailers
64:01
first came out I was extremely concerned
64:02
at the idea of making Hitler into this
64:06
kind of lovable character and so that
64:09
has that has kind of Concerned me what I
64:11
will say that you know I’m being told
64:13
that that’s not really how it how it
64:15
that’s not what you were doing yeah it’s
64:19
it’s about this young Nazi kid who looks
64:23
like he could be related to me it’s
64:25
about this young Nazi kid who he’s
64:31
growing up during World War two
64:33
everything he has ever heard his
64:35
Hitler’s great Hitler’s great Hitler’s
64:37
great and he made Hitler his imaginary
64:39
friend okay so it’s not really Hitler
64:45
it’s this little kids imagination of
64:48
what Hitler is like based on everything
64:50
that he has been told okay
64:54
that movie was just fantastic
64:58
big-time recommending it one of the good
65:03
comedies have I seen recently I’ve been
65:05
watching so much TV like shows not
65:09
movies I got this weird thing about Iran
65:20
I’m gonna have to come back to comedy
65:22
because I’ve been watching it it follows
65:24
was a great horror movie dr. sleep was a
65:26
great horror movie and what was that
65:30
another one I can’t remember the third
65:32
one that I watched if you’re looking for
65:35
drama uncut gems was fantastic if you
65:39
want to see Adam Sandler played off
65:41
character uncut gems is a great way to
65:44
go
65:46
I can’t believe he didn’t get nominated
65:48
for that movie uncut gems was good for

65:54
adverse Ferrari was very good and knives
66:03
out I’m not really sure where you would
66:05
want to put that drama or mystery or
66:09
comedy cuz it kind of fits on all of
66:10
them knives out I highly recommend I
66:12
recommend everybody go to see that one
66:18
yeah I mean that’s that’s kind of what I
66:20
got right now if you’re looking for new
66:22
stuff if you’re looking for old stuff
66:23
just run through the entire Quentin
66:25
Tarantino catalog in order Reservoir
66:28
Dogs Pulp Fiction Jackie Brown the one
66:34
with Kurt Russell in the car that prefer
66:38
yeah death Proof and then inglorious
66:42
basterds are sorry Kill Bill and
66:44
glorious bastards
66:47
Django Hollywood once upon a time in
66:52
Hollywood go through all those because
66:55
those are just great movies everyone so
66:59
I watch a lot of documentary the thing
67:04
I’ve been watching and rewatching a
67:05
bunch is called Tiger King which is a
67:09
documentary good I was I was totally
67:12
saying it’s super good what made me even
67:16
be interested in it at all first of all
67:18
my wife is like really really into big
67:21
cats like tigers and lions and all that
67:22
stuff um but we have one of the ones
67:26
that is featured the Tigers Preserve is
67:28
like 10 miles away from me right now and
67:32
we’ve we went there for my wife’s
67:35
birthday like 12 years ago and and it’s
67:40
incredible but when we were there the
67:42
whole time were like this is a cult like
67:46
Tasha was asking the people who work
67:48
there and they’re all like yeah we all
67:49
live here together and we’re all so
67:51
happy and we we never leave and she’s
67:53
like when was the last time you saw your
67:54
family and she’s like the woman one of
67:57
the women she was like yeah we don’t see
67:59
our family we don’t ever leave here it’s
68:01
it’s 24/7 for the rest of our lives
68:03
and we were like you don’t talk to your
68:05
family and they’re like yeah we
68:06
sometimes call them but we don’t see
68:08
them and everyone was saying the same
68:09
thing it was like oh this is a cult and
68:12
the way that the women were talking
68:14
about the main guide da cantle we were
68:18
like oh so you’re all sleeping with him
68:21
this is a sex cult and yeah the Tigers
68:27
were cool but anyway so so he’s in there
68:30
but he’s not the main story no no the
68:33
main story is a guy named Joe exotic who
68:35
isn’t was the Liberty oh he ran for the
68:38
the Libertarian Party nomination for
68:40
president in 2016 did not do well I
68:42
don’t think anyone actually voted for
68:44
him but then he ran a in 2018 he ran for
68:48
the Libertarian Party nomination for
68:53
governor of Oklahoma which is where he’s
68:55
based I don’t want to say too much I
68:58
just want to say
69:00
that you will absolutely love Tiger King
69:06
it’s got all the different things it has
69:09
like drama it is hilarious it has it
69:14
makes you really really think Humanity
69:17
has failed in like some some really
69:20
fundamental ways it will make you hate a
69:23
woman named Carol who lives in Florida
69:25
because at first you’ll wonder why Joe
69:28
hates whom he refers to as this bitch
69:31
named Carol in Florida and then you find
69:34
out you too will hate Carol in Florida
69:39
so I don’t want to say much more but it
69:41
is ivory watched it a couple times it’s
69:45
really I don’t want to say other things
69:48
to watch I guess don’t don’t the
69:50
Dolomites movie with Eddie Murphy
69:52
yeah I’ve been watching um god I hate
69:56
that I’m gonna say this hello I’ve been
69:59
watching this show on Netflix called
70:00
All American and it’s a show and it’s
70:06
like if you take Friday Night Lights
70:09
okay and then you take Beverly Hills
70:12
90210 or The OC or any of those shows
70:15
gosh and you mash them together you know
70:18
and Taye Diggs is in it so I don’t I
70:24
definitely don’t want to watch this
70:26
yeah I’m not good it kind of sucked me
70:28
in but I’m a sucker for she’s happy
70:31
think about I was gonna say like it
70:33
sounds like I could see why you would
70:35
end up doing it I just don’t want to
70:37
yeah when I first started watching it I
70:39
was doing it because it’s I thought it
70:41
was gonna be like a Friday Night Lights
70:43
or just a sports thing and then it
70:46
wasn’t and but I got sucked in enough at
70:49
that point you know saying I don’t
70:51
really have to think about this which is
70:54
great cuz I haven’t felt like thinking
70:56
about TV shows recently right right
70:58
right yeah so yeah
71:02
Tiger king and oh here’s something not
71:06
to watch love is blind my wife made me
71:12
watch the first episode of that
71:14
and I reality show that’s the one where
71:18
they have they have the men and the
71:24
women separate and they have them meet
71:26
but they don’t get to see each other
71:28
they’re in this like room these like
71:30
really comfortable looking lobby like
71:32
rooms that they can hang out in and talk
71:34
to each other on these dates but they
71:35
can’t actually see the other person so
71:37
they don’t know what they look like and
71:39
the whole premise is like well I just
71:41
don’t want to like have him like me for
71:44
my looks I want to like me for who I am
71:46
everyone’s attractive like if I was
71:50
there and I’m there with all the guys
71:52
and I’m like okay all these guys are
71:54
attractive I’m attractive unless this is
71:57
some like unless the name of this show
71:58
is like you know you know that you know
72:03
you dating a swamp pig or something and
72:05
like all the women are unattractive I
72:07
have to assume that unless there’s some
72:10
cruel trick being played here that
72:12
they’re also attractive and conversely
72:14
the women looking at each other and
72:16
going well we’re all hot so clearly the
72:18
guys are attractive too so that to me
72:20
just completely the the whole premise of
72:22
like well I don’t know I think if he’s
72:24
gonna like me for me you can assume that
72:27
they look good there were a couple there
72:29
that were but like for the most part so
72:32
right there they lost me right there I
72:34
was already yelling at the TV and my
72:36
wife say give it time because you’re
72:37
really gonna love it and your game
72:41
sounds nothing like this no I know
72:43
that’s how she sounded in my mind when
72:45
she was saying this and so I’m watching
72:47
this and sure enough I figure out why
72:49
she wants me to watch it
72:51
cuz there’s this white guy black woman
72:53
romance yeah and she’s like they are us
72:57
and I’m like no they’re not because if
73:00
they told me if they’ve told me yeah we
73:07
want you to you know date people without
73:10
knowing what they look like I’d be out
73:12
of there I’m not interested I’m not
73:15
gonna do it how much are they paying me
73:17
oh that’s right yeah I’m assuming you
73:23
get paid to be on these shows I don’t
73:25
know I’ve never died
73:27
depending on how much they’re paying me
73:29
yeah that’s a good point if they were
73:30
paying me enough I would I’d I’d play it
73:33
out and I just have to try to figure it
73:35
out from their voice yeah pretty much
73:42
which would my wife wouldn’t have worked
73:45
no no so anyway so yeah so Joe can you
73:51
ask like so what do you look like oh
73:54
they’ll say like are you tall and stuff
73:56
like that but I think the whole idea is
73:58
they kind of discourage that like
73:59
they’re trying to just find out about
74:02
each other and like who they are the
74:03
person so she made me watch the entirety
74:09
of the first show she made me watch a
74:12
little bit of the second show and then I
74:15
was done she was like going through the
74:17
the parts of the other episodes that she
74:19

wanted and I’m just like I’m done I was
74:21
like I can’t do this I don’t want to do
74:23
this so I would recommend not watching
74:25
that unless you want to watch like like
74:29
The Bachelor but they can’t see each
74:31
other it’s just that like no watch Tiger
74:34
King you will love Tiger King Tiger King
74:37
is everything that love is blind isn’t
74:41
which is why it’s good it’s the polar
74:43
opposite of love is blind Dan Faust over
74:47
on YouTube says I’ve been single for
74:49
like two years now and I’m a shorter fat
74:51
guy that would be hilarious to see those
74:53
reactions look George Costanza was a
74:58
shorter portly man mhm and bald
75:01
yeah and George Costanza he did all
75:07
right with the ladies he did okay you
75:09
didn’t he did well like they tried to
75:12
play it off like he wasn’t doing well
75:13
with the ladies and I thought no I think
75:15
he’s been doing pretty well on this show
75:17
like he always talks about oh yeah I’m
75:20
still single or whatever I’m like you
75:22
just went out on like six dates last
75:24
yeah yeah you know remember you’re
75:31
probably better looking than George
75:32
Costanza
75:33
oh I’m Stein oh he is I’ll vouch for
75:36
that Dan Faust is way better looking
75:38
than George Costanza let me say this
75:40
Facebook but I’ve never stalked his
75:42
pictures oh no if you look it’s you’re
75:44
gonna be in for a treat
75:45
when I would like the idea of something
75:47
like love is blind but where one of the
75:50
genders are all really ugly like really
75:53
really ugly and but you have to marry
75:57
them first legally before you can see
76:00
them oh he’s showing my point my point
76:03
was instead of having it all be GQ guys
76:05
having it be a normal guy like so 11 GQ
76:08
guys and then one you oh yeah it would
76:12
be wholly out would be good that was
76:14
really good that I would like but like
76:16
with a great personality great that
76:20
would be amazing
76:21
I still like when you watch that show I
76:23
still like my idea where all the men are
76:26
like super super attractive and all the
76:29
women are just like like just absolute
76:34
train wrecks and bad people too so not
76:36
only are they not only are they ugly but
76:38
they have their like terrible but they
76:40
have like nice speaking voices and then
76:42
and you have to legally marry them
76:44
before you can see them in a state in a
76:47
state where it’s in South Carolina
76:50
because then if you want a divorce
76:51
it takes a it takes a year to get of
76:55
separation before you can get divorced
76:59
but you can get an annulment after if
77:02
you don’t consummate right you have to
77:05
consummate first how to like a whole oh
77:09
go Amish on it yeah go yeah do the whole
77:12
thing that would be like the
77:15
pay-per-view part of the show right and
77:17
then and then but then they would say
77:19
you know to see that part go to love
77:23
from a whole org slash whole scene and
77:27
then but the rest of it would just be
77:30
where the other stuff and then after all
77:34
that happens when you have she has to
77:37
get you have to get her pregnant and
77:38
then so it would take a few times and so
77:43
and then once she’s pregnant then you
77:46
get to see her and what would you call
77:51
this shot I’m working on that this
77:54
I still like the swamp pigs experiment
77:59
and they all have like really bad
78:01
violent criminal records like just like
78:03
they find like some really hard women
78:05
who are out on furlough and this is
78:10
their work release this is the world
78:13
found a job yeah but like all the men so
78:21
it’s not even like which one gets it
78:22
like they all get it I would watch that
78:26
oh it definitely and if you say you
78:28
wouldn’t watch that you’re lying like
78:31
look at me right now
78:32
any of you that are watching this if you
78:33
say that you would not at least catch an
78:35
episode of that to see what this is
78:36
about you were lying to me and yourself
78:39
right more so yourself more so yourself
78:42
because I don’t be I don’t buy it I
78:43
don’t buy it
78:45
I think Facebook dropped this again yeah
78:47
it’s looking like that’s what it’s
78:49
looking like so I don’t know if you can
78:50
hear us on Facebook but if you can just
78:52
go over to YouTube you tease girls Muddy
78:54
Waters media I’m gonna go ahead and put
78:58
in here Facebook up go to my need waters
79:07
or head on over to float float that app
79:10
slash muddy waters I’m putting both of
79:13
those there we go
79:16
alright cool so speaking of oh well we
79:20
still have much so now we are going to
79:22
the second part of our episode starting
79:25
with the starting with the corona fuff
79:31
alone and Charmin ultra strong
79:42
nevermind kind of surprised but Purell
79:49
wasn’t in there
79:49
oh no Purell was in that was in the run
79:52
of engine yeah convention with Purell
79:54
great you’ve grown a fossil with Bitcoin
79:58
in Charmin right now that makes perfect
80:02
so uh there is a lot to talk about as
80:05
far as the corona fluffle and so work
80:10
and I just kind of split up and talked
80:11
about a bunch of different things here
80:12
for ya cuz we’re not focusing on any
80:14
single topic for too long no starting
80:18
with infectious trading yes senators
80:25
Kelly Lafleur James Inhofe Dianne
80:27
Feinstein and Richard Burr pictured here
80:31
have all come under fire recently after
80:33
reading confidential information about
80:36
the worldwide rumpus back on January
80:39
24th and these four people proceeded to
80:43
sell off more than a combined four
80:45
million dollars in stocks well some of
80:48
them then went to the news and said
80:49
everything was okay and there was
80:50
nothing to worry about
80:52
yes hmm now this is not only a travesty
81:01
definitely illegal yeah
81:04
but yeah they did not mention anything
81:06
about the foofaraw not a single thing
81:12
was said about the foofaraw after that
81:16
January 24th meeting they just said no
81:18
nothing to worry about
81:21
and they sold off four million dollars
81:26
over four million dollars worth of stock
81:29
that was about to tanked and they knew
81:32
it
81:32
the foofaraw the foofaraw
81:40
the food for now Matt gets gay gate I
81:48
was gonna let you say it’s yeah Matt
81:52
gets Matt Gaetz
81:53
who is also here in Florida who recently
81:55
had to quarantine himself due to coming
81:58
into contact with somebody who was
81:59
infected with some disease said that bar
82:04
has screwed all of America and compared
82:07
him to Katie hill who resigned her post
82:11
for sleeping with a staffer yeah he he
82:14
wrote Katie hill her account Katie Hill
82:17
for CA gets run out of Congress for
82:19
screwing a campaign staffer her absent
82:21
any complaint which you know what that
82:23
means
82:25
senator burr stays as intelligence
82:28
chairman after screwing all Americans by
82:30
falsely reassuring us with op eds on
82:32
kovat on the world health kerfuffles
82:36
while he dumped his stock portfolio
82:38
early this is not fair now there was
82:43
something I liked there yeah she was
82:47
screwing her Safa staffer but no one was
82:50
complaining you know what I mean the
82:52
single person was complaining not a
82:53
single complaint you know huh you know
82:58
that picture her brushing the hair that
83:01
was pretty cool back shot was I mean I
83:03
wasn’t angry about that so yeah so they
83:06
sold off stock with insider info right
83:10
and how many of them do you think are
83:11
gonna get in trouble for that bagel are
83:14
you thinking it’s a round number are you
83:17
think are you thinking maybe they might
83:19
have just taken you to dick pound town
83:20
but here’s the thing if Katie Hill took
83:22
you to dick pound town you’re not gonna
83:25
be complaining huh her female staffer
83:30
was not complaining when she got taken
83:31
to not so dick pounds and said to to not
83:36
dick pound town well I mean we don’t
83:38
know I mean so in the next segment the
83:43
cure fol segment brought to you by Milan
83:46
and Donald Trump’s increasingly
83:48
desperate attempt to get you to vote to
83:50
re-elect him despite the economy
83:52
completely falling apart
83:53
when being stuck at home trying not to
83:55
die my land is the maker of
84:00
hydroxychloroquine by the way yeah the
84:04
malaria pill I’m on the pill that’s
84:07
exclusively for malaria they decided to
84:11
sponsor this segment for some reason for
84:15
some reason just for some reason just
84:16
for a reason that the FDA won’t tell us
84:19
no drum says we can’t let the Cure be
84:25
worse than the disease when talking
84:26
about whether or not America should be
84:28
shut down and America wasn’t built to
84:31
shut down like this
84:33
lots of relief yeah that’s a good thing
84:37
division between Trump and his team of
84:39
medical professionals has grown and even
84:42
his Surgeon General said I want America
84:45
to understand this week it’s going to
84:50
get bad that is from the Surgeon General
84:53
of the United States I think someone
84:57
needs to tell him that this country
84:58
wasn’t built for this week to go bad
85:01
right this country not built for this we
85:03
weren’t built on that so stop it dr.
85:07
Anthony Fauci fossum Fauci it’s Fauci I
85:11
thought it was foul see it’s actually
85:12
Fauci actually for a minute I thought it
85:15
was foul a okay I’m out she but it’s
85:19
actually Fosse Fosse
85:21
I bet back in the old country it’s a
85:22
foul G yeah betsa I’m one little bit
85:28
director of the National Institute of
85:30
Allergy and Infectious Diseases told
85:33
Americans they could expect to maintain
85:35
social distancing and stay at home for
85:38
several weeks I cannot see that all of a
85:40
sudden next week or two weeks from now
85:42
it’s going to be over I don’t think
85:44
there’s a chance of that fal’cie said I
85:49
think it’s going to be several weeks
85:51
when you think you’re maybe overreacting
85:53
you probably are not acting as
85:55
forcefully as you should so as we’ve
85:59
always said we’ve got to try very much
86:01
to stay ahead of the curve someone needs
86:03
to tell dr. Fauci that America
86:06
wasn’t built to be a twig though was not
86:09
built for a pandemic America was not
86:15
built for a pandemic so these are the
86:20
medical professionals and he’s going now
86:26
it’s fine I’ve got a good feeling I’ve
86:28
got a good feeling about this lots of
86:30
smart doctors out there telling me it’s
86:34
gonna be okay it’s gonna be okay this
86:36
country not built to be shut down no one
86:40
is telling him that no one’s telling you
86:42
that man nobody no one no no one in with
86:46
what the medical background is telling
86:48
you I’m sure you have people telling you
86:50
that but they don’t hey Mike Pence may
86:54
have prayed on it and he’s like no it’s
86:56
fine I like Mike Pence’s idea to
86:59
electrocute people with it and see if
87:02
that makes them ashamed enough to you
87:05
don’t have it anymore
87:06
Yeah right so the cure for America based
87:14
on what Donald Trump is saying is to get
87:15
back to work with other people in small
87:21
rooms in slow rooms and it’s more than
87:25
ten and to try to get you to get back to
87:27
work in groups of more than 10 he’s
87:30
gonna give you money to not need that
87:34
economy vaccinations package also known
87:37
as the stimulus package mm-hmm
87:40
I thought that was hilarious when I
87:44
wrote that no I like it
87:45
I like wanna meet economy vaccinations
87:50
stimulus stimulus I like stimulus
87:53
because I like everyone just talking
87:55
about stimulating I like that that’s
87:58
actually a good point yeah we should
88:01
take him to take the economy to dick
88:02
pound town huh I can have any complaints
88:06
from that now the stimulus package has
88:08
been in the works for 12 since February
88:11
and has originally started out about two
88:15
billion dollars and went to eight
88:16
billion dollars and then it went up to
88:18
like 30 billion
88:20
five hundred million dollars and now
88:22
both parties are budding HID heads about
88:24
the stimulus package and it’s somewhere
88:27
between two and 2.5 trillion dollar
88:30
stimulus package yeah that’s a big jump
88:34
from that subject gentlemen two billion
88:37
two billion that is some mission creep
88:39
there that is an one hundred thousand
88:43
percent increase right yes today during
88:49
a virtual town hall that I was trying to
88:52
watch very unsuccessfully because of the
88:54
large number of people trying to watch
88:56
it I can’t I cancelled the deal last
88:59
night because Nancy Pelosi put in a lot
89:02
of things that had nothing to do with
89:03
the workers they start throwing green
89:06
New Deal stuff in and the boardroom what
89:09
they will look like they have they have
89:12
things they are just terrible windmills
89:15
everywhere oh no the one Mouse he said
89:18
windmills everywhere I’m gonna repeat
89:20
that last part again they have things
89:22
that are just terrible windmills
89:25
everywhere this is what he said when he
89:30
said why he shot down the package wow
89:34
that is a really good graphic thank you
89:36
yeah
89:37
good gem which obviously windmills cause
89:42
cancer and that’s a little worse than
89:45
this respiratory rumpus windmill cancer
89:50
foreign alive or fuchal in the fish
89:53
source which is again let’s do these
89:55
words no you’re doing great you’re doing
89:58
III we now know all the synonyms for
90:01
kerfuffle oh no there were so many we
90:05
know as many as we’re gonna use yeah
90:07
that’s that’s accurate what the
90:09
boardrooms are always that that where
90:11
they’re gonna mandate how many people of
90:13
color and women are in large boardrooms
90:15
or something like that yeah 100% sure
90:17
why he said that based on all of the
90:19
stimulus package reading I did today
90:21
yeah also how did he cancel something in
90:26
the Senate yeah that’s a good point too
90:32
I’m not sure if he knows how cancel the
90:36
deal that I cancelled it there’s not
90:38
that’s actually what the Senate does
90:40
yeah no you you don’t do that
90:44
some things are disagreed on mandatory
90:48
$15 minimum wage for any company that
90:51
takes money 1200 or 1500 per person
90:58
checks mandated green policies for
91:03
airlines who take money
91:05
they’re pretty green right now because
91:06
no one’s using them yeah very true
91:10
suspension of the payroll tax which was
91:13
recently so recently the payroll tax was
91:19
halted until the end of the year the
91:22
Democrats want to put it back as part of
91:25
the 2.5 trillion stimulus package they
91:29
are also hoping for expand health
91:34
insurance premium tax credits under the
91:38
so-called Affordable Care Act expand the
91:41
Earned Income Tax Credit the child tax
91:44
credit in the dependent Care Credit they
91:51
are taking our lives and mind you what
91:55
Donald Trump says here isn’t exactly
91:57
wrong except the windmill stuff they are
92:02
gone like windmills and it’s not they
92:07
are trying to throw in green New Deal
92:09
stuff they’re saying any airline that
92:12
has to take that takes money will have
92:15
to comply to grain regulations and like
92:18
get rid of 50% of carbon emissions by
92:24
2038 or something like that something
92:26
crazy I can’t remem
92:28
and they are doing do we all remember
92:31
cat-car cash for clunkers they are doing
92:35
that for planes right for airplanes for
92:38
airplanes that is in the stimulus
92:39
package another thing that’s in the
92:42
stimulus package they want to make
92:45
a crypto a digital currency oh yeah
92:51
that’s in there they want to make a
92:53
digital currency that is backed by the
92:56
Fed and it will only be like so your
93:00
$1500 checks that you would get those in
93:03
digital currency and you would have to
93:07
use a digital currency wallet built by
93:09
the Fed to spend it what are they gonna
93:14
call it shit coin like it right the like
93:18
dollar coin I don’t know Da Lat Fed coin
93:20
it’s gonna be it’s gonna be the first
93:22
coin that you can just reliably predict
93:25
how much it goes down every day like
93:27
what a what an absolutely terrible and
93:30
what’s the trick it’s still worth a
93:32
dollar yeah that’s all it is because no
93:34
one’s gonna trade it no one’s gonna
93:36
trade actual crypto for this coin no god
93:39
no this losers gonna always be worth a
93:41
dollar this literally they’re just
93:43
giving you a digital credit card is what
93:46
this is which is I mean whatever but
93:48
just to print light so they’re just
93:50
taking out the middleman of printing
93:51
crap out from nothing now they’re just
93:53
giving you numbers that mean nothing
93:55
right now many uh crypto enthusiasts
93:59
believe that the reason they are doing
94:01
this is they will ask you to put it into
94:03
your other wallet and then the Fed will
94:05
have access to your yeah I’ll definitely
94:08
not ever do that never if they want to
94:10
give me crypto garbage that loses value
94:15
every day I know and I’ll take it but
94:17
I’m certainly not commingling that with
94:19
anything I don’t have anyway cuz I lost
94:22
it all when my hard drive crashed oh
94:28
lost it all I have nothing on the same
94:32
day and then to console myself I went
94:35
out on my boat to fire guns into the sea
94:41
and to throw some car batteries into the
94:43
sea for a safe and legal thrill and
94:47
sadly the
94:51
capsized and I lost everything and then
94:57
when I came to shore I discovered that a
95:00
meteor had taken all of my water canned
95:02
goods and toilet paper
95:05
very sad press F everyone press F
95:08
everybody press F everybody press F
95:10
Griffith really really Facebook press f4
95:17
Facebook I mean we’re yeah we’re done on
95:20
Facebook yeah um Facebook I mean I think
95:24
everyone just abandon it because it’s
95:26
not working so and I don’t blame them um
95:28
so but we got our people over on YouTube
95:30
so that’s good some some people joined
95:32
us over there the real ones over on you
95:34
two are real ones on YouTube and it’s
95:36
non-flow and offload and probably I
95:39
think I’m periscope to probably probably
95:41
it’s the the bickering over the stimulus
95:46
package isn’t gonna end anytime soon
95:47
which is makes it even funnier right
95:50
because they are literally going to Bart
95:53
they are going to argue over the best
95:57
way to make the country heal by
95:59
injecting it with way too much money and
96:02
bailing out way too many companies and
96:08
they’re gonna do that for a very long
96:11
time yeah they are now keep in mind last
96:17
week they gave away actually the end of
96:21
the week before into the beginning of
96:23
last week yeah they gave 2.2 trillion
96:26
dollars to Wall Street and banks in the
96:29
form of loans repo loans and junk loans
96:33
which will not get paid back and they
96:35
basically just gave them that money
96:37
every single penny of that you’ll have
96:39
to pay back they also lowered the
96:42
interest rate to zero and they remove
96:45
the reserve requirements on the banks
96:47
and we talked about what that meant last
96:49
week basically it means the banks don’t
96:50
have to keep any money in the bank right
96:52
at the time that you might start pulling
96:53
out cash because you need it all that to
96:57
say they did all that without a vote or
97:02
a debate or anything else they just did
97:04
it
97:05
because rich people need to get money
97:07
basically now that they’re talking about
97:10
giving you basically your money back in
97:13
a roundabout way at this and only doing
97:18
that because they told you you can’t go
97:19
to work now there’s some problems now
97:23
they want to add pork and they want to
97:25
play these games and like we’re not in
97:26
favor of ubi or stimulus packages or
97:30
anything like that when you tell someone
97:32
they can’t go to work you got to do
97:37
something oh we were kicked off of we
97:42
were kicked off facebook completely
97:44
completely
97:45
yeah we’re not live on Facebook that is
97:48
interesting
97:49
yeah Facebook must be screwing up yeah
97:51
oh yeah unable to connect yeah no
97:55
there’s a product it’s funny they warned
97:56
us about YouTube and turns out it was
97:58
Facebook that’s not working right well
98:00
that’s interesting
98:01
so anyway so yeah I mean they they have
98:04
been you know they had no problem giving
98:07
you bi for billionaires but now you know
98:10
you bi for the rest of us is a problem
98:12
that shows you where their loyalty is
98:14
but but have no fear folks because the
98:18
media is here to make sure that we are
98:21
as horrified as possible you know based
98:23
on an argument well not really an
98:25
argument a spirited debate that I got
98:28
into on reddit and you can follow us on
98:30
reddit by the way let’s search for the
98:32
subreddit muddied waters media the media
98:36
like we qualify is media because we are
98:39
dispensing information over the Internet
98:41
sure sure sure but when we refer to the
98:45
media we aren’t talking about the
98:47
alternative media we aren’t talking
98:48
about us we mean everyone else we heard
98:52
or we are libertarians or even rims Oh
98:56
suck ass Martinez yeah we are we are
99:01
referring to ABC NBC Fox CNBC MSN MSN
99:08
CNN we’re talking about them msl LSD
99:12
we’re not we’re not talking about renzo
99:14
over at the Washington Satanist we’re
99:16
talking about the
99:19
they’re Satanists who aren’t honest
99:20
about it the lizard people who run Fox
99:23
News in CNN and MSNBC in PBS Navy seen
99:26
CNN and CBS and NBC right so they have
99:33
been just hard at work too and still
99:35
fear in all of us not just of the
99:40
pandemic but really of anything they can
99:42
and the new thing that that they are
99:43
trying to create fear of is crime just
99:47
crime just crime so then while you’re
99:50
scared in your house that if you go
99:52
outside that the virus is going to get
99:55
you also be scared inside that the
99:59
people that the criminals are going to
100:01
come and get you right now if you take a
100:03
look some of them domestic violence and
100:05
child abuse will rise during quarantines
100:07
many of that is because they say that
100:09
there isn’t enough food isolation
100:11
compounds violence abusive victims are
100:14
more at risk during coronavirus
100:15
quarantines SPD addressing potential
100:18
increase in crime as businesses closed
100:21
due to coronavirus so the government
100:22
forces you to close and now crime is
100:24
going to go up the rise of coronavirus
100:26
hate crimes social work fear rise in
100:29
domestic violence during quarantines and
100:31
police commissioner says some crime will
100:33
increase during lockdown now they have
100:39
spent so very very long scaring you
100:41
about coronavirus and again it’s a
100:42
serious thing it’s a very serious thing
100:44
a very serious thing what now that
100:49
they’ve got you locked in your house for
100:53
the foreseeable future and now they’re
100:57
hitting you with because you’re locked
101:00
in your house the real crime might be
101:02
happening there yeah
101:04
you’re not safe anywhere America that’s
101:06
Nathan anywhere and tune in at 11:00 to
101:08
find out why which is the whole point be
101:13
scared so that you click the headline or
101:15
tune in or whatever listen to us tell
101:18
you what you need to be scared about
101:20
next right you won’t believe what we
101:22
have to say in some cities have some
101:25
places have been like releasing
101:26
nonviolent nonviolent offenders from
101:30
prisons which love it
101:33
great do it well other cities have been
101:36
saying that they aren’t going to be
101:38
arresting people for crimes such as mmm
101:40
robbery and burglary car theft things
101:44
along those but if you keep your shop
101:47
open past eight o’clock buckle up
101:49
because you are going to jail yep yeah
101:52
at a time when we have an increased risk
101:55
of people you know robbing each other
101:58
because they’re desperate and scared and
102:01
driven by media panic or they just have
102:05
more sitting ducks they’re not gonna get
102:08
in trouble but if you’ve got your I
102:11
don’t know kava bar open past a certain
102:14
time you’re screwed yeah and here and
102:18
here’s that here’s the Matt and I were
102:21
talking about how these bands aren’t
102:23
effective again let’s be clear you
102:27
should be socially distancing you should
102:28
be limiting the amount of time that
102:30
you’re out if you can do your job
102:31
remotely then do it you know those are
102:34
all things that are good ideas to do to
102:37
slow this the spread of this illness
102:38
because the CDC screwed us by not
102:40
allowing testing for kovat for the first
102:43
month and a half of the outbreak which
102:44
would have allowed it to potentially be
102:46
a containable thing like it has been in
102:48
Japan and to some extent South Korea and
102:50
apparently in Germany as well instead we
102:53
are still basically letting it run
102:55
around on untested or in our testing is
102:59
not catching up with the actual spread
103:00
of the illness because of how fast it’s
103:02
it’s increasing now so we’re gonna get
103:04
some of the worst outcome that anyone’s
103:06
had that’s entirely because of the
103:07
government not allowing us to do what we
103:09
needed to do back when we could have and
103:11
so because of that this is now a serious
103:14
thing and we probably need to limit our
103:16
interactions with others here’s why
103:18
government bans don’t work Matt can tell
103:21
Matt in fact I’ll let you tell it about
103:22
the the kava bar and what people were
103:24
doing because of the rules around you
103:26
know interactions at the Cobo bar right
103:29
so um a lot of actually all of Pinellas
103:34
County here there’s no alcohol there’s
103:37
no alcohol sales of all grocery stores
103:39
are closing at nine o’clock there’s a
103:41
few things like retail shops can
103:43
actually stay open with half capacity
103:45
but they’ve
103:46
kind of made it where it’s if you aren’t
103:50
a retail shop you are to go only like if
103:54
you don’t fall into an alcohol bar or
103:56
sit-down restaurant they’re really hey
103:58
you’re just just go to go only and many
104:00
people are following them pretty much
104:03
everybody’s following you now kava bar
104:07
people are a dedicated group of it
104:10
people and God bless them for it you
104:13
know like I will set it at a kava bar
104:15
for six seven hours and not even notice
104:17
it you’re taking away what literally is
104:21
these people’s homes with these rules
104:25
now what are they doing instead are they
104:29
sitting at home no they’re still at the
104:31
kava bar but since the kava bars are all
104:34
doing 10-minute hangout maximums
104:37
10-minute hangout maximums and then you
104:39
have to leave they’re going and they’re
104:42
sitting out on the sidewalk outside of
104:45
the view of the kava bar and hanging out
104:48
out there until they need something and
104:50
then they come back in and get more and
104:54
then they leave and they go and they sit
104:57
outside on the sidewalk on the sidewalk
105:01
where people are still walking around
105:03
where people are spitting where people
105:05
are sneezing where people are coughing
105:08
yep thing whatever where all of this is
105:12
going on they are still outside now
105:14
they’re in that area doing it where
105:16
people who would never have come up to
105:18
the kava bar are stuck like now they’re
105:24
out there just being gassed by people
105:28
who potentially have it out there
105:30
sitting in the coronavirus droplet drop
105:33
zone yep and then going back into the
105:37
bar yep and of course when other places
105:41
have been even more strict with
105:43
shelter-in-place laws and said well you
105:47
can’t leave your house to do anything
105:48
unless it’s a grocery store or a bank
105:51
where now people huddled together in
105:55
fear desperately trying to get stuff
106:00
and stuff sneezing coughing all over
106:02
each other basically being giant vectors
106:05
and those poor tellers there who are
106:08
interacting with people every bit as
106:09
much as healthcare workers are except
106:11
they have no protection because I
106:13
guarantee you they don’t have any masks
106:15
or any or any gloves or anything else
106:17
and they’re just being exposed to
106:20
whatever is happening there and they’ve
106:22
cut the hours off so for example our
106:23
Walmart used to be open 24/7 so during
106:26
this time I would go at like 2:00 3:00
106:27
in the morning so I had it was me and
106:30
maybe five ten other people in the whole
106:31
store that were in there shopping now if
106:33
I need something I have to be in with
106:36
the rest of the hoi polloi as we’re all
106:37
not socially distancing and just staying
106:40
really really close to each other right
106:42
so that’s a problem
106:44
same thing with banks these poor bank
106:46
tellers touching stuff that’s being
106:48
given to him and giving stuff back touch
106:49
basically just let’s spread the disease
106:51
as much as we possibly can
106:53
the next ratcheting up is to tell
106:57
everyone you can’t leave your house
106:59
period and guess what happens then a
107:03
bunch of people die from stuff like
107:06
eventually stuff like starvation and
107:10
lack of access to potable water or they
107:15
have a medical emergency but they can’t
107:17
go anywhere because they don’t have
107:19
kovat but some other type of medical
107:21
emergency or depression and anxiety sets
107:25
in and you know they hurt themselves or
107:28
people start getting really desperate
107:30
because they aren’t seeing they aren’t
107:31
even able to go outside long enough to
107:33
see other people and they start thinking
107:34
the worst and they start raiding their
107:36
neighbors or people get so stir-crazy
107:39
that they just start illegally getting
107:41
together and hanging out because they
107:42
can’t take it anymore
107:43
yep these things don’t work South Korea
107:48
had they had some restrictions but they
107:52
didn’t have to do heavy restrictions
107:53
because they were able to contain it
107:55
they were able to widely test it as soon
107:58
as they had a real outbreak and now what
108:02
they’re doing is they are able to
108:05
basically when cases come up they
108:09
contain those people they’re treating
108:10
the people everyone else is going into a
108:13
more
108:13
socially distanced in a way of living
108:16
but for the most part they haven’t had
108:18
to shut their economy down they figured
108:20
out ways to do things remotely they
108:21
figured out ways to do things with less
108:23
interaction and they’re doing what they
108:25
can to keep the spread as low as
108:26
possible not touching each other staying
108:29
far away from each other and all of that
108:30
stuff because they’re choosing to do it
108:33
see when you force someone who doesn’t
108:36
think this is a big deal into doing
108:39
certain behaviors they’re gonna do other
108:41
behaviors that either skirt the law or
108:45
are legal but not within the spirit of
108:47
that law and continue to spread the
108:50
illness it doesn’t really work
108:53
it slows I shouldn’t say it slows it a
108:56
little but it creates other problems
108:58
that on some ways are worse than what
109:02
it’s trying to make better so the bans
109:05
don’t work we are clear here that we
109:08
should be socially distancing we should
109:09
stop trying to pretend this thing is a
109:11
hoax or not you know it’s just the cold
109:12
it’s not as serious it’s you know h1n1
109:14
was worse and all that stuff we can
109:17
dispense with that but the bans don’t
109:20
work or they don’t work to the extent
109:23
that it’s worth what it does to people
109:26
over and above that and so and here’s a
109:31
perfect example of how these laws don’t
109:33
work a homeless man was arrested in
109:36
Orlando for not going to his home that
109:43
he doesn’t have because he’s homeless
109:48
you see and so a 34 year old man who was
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109:56
walking with his bike was stopped and
110:00
asked where he was going and he said he
110:03
was headed to work but that it didn’t
110:06
open until you know several hours later
110:08
and that he was going to be hanging out
110:10
in the bus station they asked him where
110:12
he lived he said what street corner he
110:14
stays near or stays around and so they
110:18
arrested him to take him to the filthy
110:20
jail where the people are getting
110:21
coronavirus to protect him from
110:26
his homelessness yep and I guarantee you
110:30
a lot of that’s happening because you’re
110:33
not allowed to be outside right now and
110:34
there’s something like almost a million
110:36
Americans who live outside right now and
110:39
not by choice and a lot of them are in
110:42
California and Florida and Texas and the
110:45
places that have these these
110:46
restrictions in place in New York and
110:50
now it’s illegal for them to the the
110:54
fact that they can’t afford a home and
110:56
are in a terrible situation is now a
110:59
crime is now a crime they have
111:01
criminalized homelessness to be homeless
111:03
at this point so they’re gonna get it
111:05
you’re gonna get a record a criminal
111:08
record for being homeless for their
111:13
health so we asked if quarantines work
111:18
in our quarantine e segment and we were
111:20
saying we were drinking quarantine which
111:22
is his he’s having kava and I’m having
111:24
the last little bit of orange juice we
111:26
have because we could get anymore for
111:31
vitamin C so neither of these is
111:32
actually anything related to a martini
111:34
because we don’t drink what we don’t
111:36
drink bula vinaka again and so here are
111:41
some charts here Italy has been locked
111:43
down for about two weeks their numbers
111:45
continue to rise
111:47
there has been oh man these things like
111:50
I when I was making them I thought that
111:52
actually like on my computer I can see
111:54
that pretty well all right fine I’m just
111:56
I’m making a little bit bigger because
111:57
I’m looking at it on a small screen in
111:59
OVA OBS so it may just be that it’s not
112:01
quite as good but anyway um you know
112:04
people are looking on their phone I’m
112:06
thinking it might be a bit rough so
112:08
Italy is the black line there just below
112:14
China it is now at the point of just
112:17
past doubling every three days um so
112:21
it’s rate of growth has been slowed
112:24
whereas if you look over at the US we’re
112:27
still Dublin pretty much every two days
112:29
um so there is there’s some inertia that
112:34
happens here so even with a lockdown it
112:37
can take two to three weeks for the
112:39
number of
112:39
confirmed cases to catch up with the
112:41
number of actual cases we saw that with
112:43
China and with other places but more
112:46
importantly look at South Korea which
112:49
initially had a really south korea’s ear
112:51
it’s it’s blue south korea initially had
112:53
a pretty fast rise but they were able to
112:55
contain it and now it’s been fairly flat
112:58
for about a week
113:00
for about a week and keep in mind this
113:02
doesn’t include the number of people
113:04
that have now recovered so that numbers
113:05
that line if you include recovered
113:07
people would actually start dropping in
113:09
terms of the number of people that
113:10
actively have the the case this is just
113:13
how many people got it it doesn’t say
113:15
how many people still have it so South
113:18
Korea Japan Singapore and Hong Kong
113:20
their numbers are either flat or
113:22
dropping the interesting thing about
113:24
those four countries is that they
113:26
haven’t really done much quarantine for
113:29
people that aren’t converted the only
113:30
coordinated quarantine iing they’ve done
113:31
is four confirmed in suspected cases of
113:33
of kovat not so much just the general
113:36
public what are those things haven’t
113:39
what do they have in common the things
113:40
they have in common are that they have
113:41
encouraged people to do the smart stuff
113:45
to do the social distancing and
113:47
everything they have been active in
113:49
testing everyone even asymptomatic
113:50
people and they have very quickly
113:53
contained people when they get the the
113:57
virus also in South Korea and Japan they
114:00
have one country has 13 beds per capita
114:03
hospital beds per capita Japan I forget
114:06
which one is which one has like 13 beds
114:08
per capita the other one has just under
114:10
12 beds per capita the US has 2.8 beds
114:14
per capita so this is about to get
114:19
really really really really ugly um but
114:22
then go ahead I was just agreeing with
114:25
you so then we have so to breakdown how
114:30
things are happening with between some
114:32
of the most prominent American states
114:34
and Italian states and in Spain as well
114:37
and China here is the rate there and I’m
114:40
gonna I’m gonna make it bigger again
114:41
just so I can see it but so New York is
114:46
shooting up like what was your what was
114:50
your analogy there well moving like the
114:53
technology graph yeah yeah it’s just
114:56
shooting straight up it’s there at the
114:58
bottom left it’s doubling pretty much
115:00
every day it’s actually moving at a
115:02
slightly higher speed than doubling
115:04
every day no it’s just slightly on there
115:07
well so it has been slightly under but
115:09
if you look at the most recent shoot up
115:10
it’s actually happening at less of a
115:13
yeah yeah so I mean it’s we’re we’re
115:16
roughly doubling every day in New York
115:18
and if you do the math on that you’re
115:22
you go from zero you go from one
115:24
infection to everyone’s got it inside of
115:26
like a month
115:28
that’s what doubling everyday looks like
115:29
um Madrid not doing much better they’re
115:33
doubling every night just under every
115:35
two days and I will say that Spain
115:38
recently in instilled quarantine in
115:42
their country yep yeah and you know you
115:46
look at all these different states
115:47
Washington has has bent the curve they
115:50
were kind of ahead of the the curve of
115:52
getting it and have been kind of
115:53
proactive but again if you look at the
115:56
areas that are doing the best with the
115:59
exception of Wuhan China which I’m sorry
116:01
I don’t believe their numbers and this
116:03
isn’t China phobia or anything like that
116:05
I don’t trust their government their
116:09
government consistently lied about
116:13
coronavirus and co vid for a month yep
116:18
they didn’t even tell anyone for two or
116:21
three weeks so I covered it up they
116:24
covered it up anybody who wanted to talk
116:26
about it they covered it up the the
116:28
whistleblower who was telling everyone
116:29
he all of a sudden magically got it and
116:31
died even though he was in his early 40s
116:34
and very healthy he just happened one
116:37
was under state custody when he when he
116:40
that when he died of it right how about
116:43
that oh and he was arrested for
116:45
spreading rumors which all turned out to
116:47
be true because he was blowing the
116:49
whistle that there was something way
116:50
worse than SARS that was out there and
116:52
they were saying oh no no no that’s not
116:54
true
116:55
so I don’t believe the wuhan numbers and
116:57
I think that now that I think that they
116:59
desperately want to reopen the country
117:00
so that they can start you know they’re
117:03
doing the Donald Trump we weren’t built
117:04
to slow to shut down I
117:06
they desperately need to restart their
117:08
factories and they don’t care if ten
117:10
percent of their population or five
117:11
percent of their population dies as a
117:13
result they don’t they don’t care
117:15
they’ll just cover it up and and and as
117:18
long as those factories keep humming
117:19
along I don’t think they really care but
117:24
it’s a good thing viruses never mutate
117:25
when they spread and potentially get
117:27
worse now lombardia for anybody who
117:33
doesn’t know that is where Milan is that
117:36
is the state in which Milan rests you
117:41
can kind of see it was doubling pretty
117:45
much every two days for a while and now
117:47
it’s starting to get to every three days
117:49
but that was after weeks and weeks of
117:54
quarantine of which they just got
117:55
extended again yeah again but there but
118:01
then but the Italy numbers continue to
118:04
go up and they are doubling every three
118:05
days so this number could still
118:09
skyrocket yeah it could slow it does
118:11
have a large elderly population which is
118:15
part of why they’re know I mean they’re
118:16
they’re almost at 10% it’s like 8
118:18
percent fatality rate which is the
118:21
highest of any of the the countries that
118:22
have had a significant number of
118:24
illnesses but again you look there at
118:27
Daegu they’re doing the smart thing they
118:33
are keeping they are keeping on top of
118:37
the spread by testing containing and
118:44
distancing so again changes to their
118:46
lifestyle
118:47
absolutely but forcing it down people’s
118:50
throats it can bend the curve a little
118:52
but not as much as you think the only
118:54
thing that truly bends the curve is a
118:56
straight up lockdown where you can’t
118:58
leave your house and the problem with
119:00
that is unless there is a vaccine or an
119:02
effective treatment waiting at the end
119:04
of that lockdown it’s just gonna start
119:06
spreading as soon as you let people out
119:07
of their house you can’t make everyone
119:09
stay in their house for they’re saying
119:10
you know we’ll have a vaccine in the
119:12
next year to 18 months you can’t make
119:14
everyone stay in their house for 18
119:16
months most of us will die now
119:20
somebody somebody I know who is very
119:24
knowledgeable on all sorts of topics
119:25
including medical stuff and he posted
119:31
and I’m not gonna say his name because I
119:33
don’t know if he wants people messaging
119:35
him about this stuff so you guys are
119:38
just gonna have to take my word on okay
119:40
he’s saying that two weeks is not enough
119:43
of a lockdown because because that the
119:46
virus lives for two weeks it may take
119:48
two weeks for you to pass it to somebody
119:49
else you know like just randomly that
119:52
could be what it is so for all 325
119:57
million Americans give or take we would
120:01
have to be locked down for a hundred and
120:03
forty four weeks to make sure that it
120:08
moved through everybody it was going to
120:11
move through yeah one hundred and forty
120:14
four weeks that’s two almost three years
120:17
yeah yeah
120:19
and that’s why long term again if they
120:23
said we’re gonna have if it were like
120:25
the movie Contagion where they had a
120:26
vaccine in four months or whatever it
120:27
was okay great we just hang out for a
120:30
month or two until the vaccines out
120:31
they’re still not very feasible but okay
120:35
that’s not how it works in the real
120:37
world it’s actually a modern medical
120:39
miracle that eight that they can expect
120:41
a vaccine to be ready in the next year
120:43
to a year and a half I mean it used to
120:45
be like four years so just the fact that
120:48
we’re anywhere near it is is incredible
120:50
and there’s no guarantee that it’ll
120:52
happen
120:52
hopefully this hydroxychloroquine and
120:55
azithromycin cocktail or this other
120:58
cocktail of HIV meds that has been tried
121:00
hopefully one of those will really you
121:02
know a be an effective treatment for
121:05
this or at least help you know make it a
121:07
little bit less rough um but if not it’s
121:13
just gonna keep spreading and no one has
121:15
a natural immunity to it until they’ve
121:18
gotten it and there have been some
121:19
reported cases of reinfection ‘he’s like
121:22
there’s not a good way to deal with this
121:25
long term
121:26
other than making changes in how we do
121:30
things voluntarily and
121:33
changing things in how we do stuff so
121:36
that we can do it long-term until we’ve
121:38
got this under control either with a
121:40
vaccine or a treatment or something else
121:41
more stuff being done remotely where you
121:44
can still do business and still interact
121:46
with people more social distancing when
121:48
you do have to be out freeing markets so
121:52
you can go to the store when you want to
121:54
instead of all being huddled together
121:56
with every other idiot that has kovat
121:59
not trying to tell people what to do
122:03
because ultimately they’re gonna find
122:06
something else to do which is worse like
122:09
lace sitting on the sidewalk and how the
122:12
politicians are treating the stimulus
122:15
package where they’re trying to put in
122:16
their own their own little agendas in
122:19
there like Donald Trump says you know
122:21
the Green Deal put in thrown green New
122:23
Deal stuff in it right publicans making
122:25
sure that they’re looking out for you
122:27
know they’re good buddies whatever
122:32
whatever they do during this time period
122:36
that we don’t get upset about they will
122:40
be able to do whenever they want mm-hmm
122:43
so they’ll be able to shut down they’ll
122:46
be able to shut down businesses for
122:48
anything that they’re like oh no it’s an
122:50
emergency we need to shut everything
122:51
down
122:51
yeah they’ll be able to take that away
122:53
they’ll be able to say you have to stay
122:55
in your house they’re gonna say you have
122:57
to do whatever you know like you’re
123:00
gonna have to take these vaccinations
123:01
you’re gonna have to do this you’re
123:02
gonna have to do that
123:03
yeah whatever they are saying that you
123:07
need to do and I guarantee you 60% of
123:14
America is just gonna have it spoon fed
123:17
to them and be like no this is what we
123:18
need to do in order to make sure that
123:19
everything’s okay whatever that is going
123:23
to give them the green light to be able
123:25
to do it whenever they want and that’s
123:29
the problem that’s the problem and
123:31
that’s the problem now if everybody who
123:34
had it or suspected had it or they had
123:36
the testing available early so everybody
123:40
could have gotten tested then the people
123:43
who were tested we’d be like hey you
123:45
need to kind of
123:46
please you know be a bro and stay in
123:50
your house for two weeks just be cool
123:54
about this and you know we don’t know
123:56
and if we could keep that number low
123:58
enough stay in your house and we’re
124:00
gonna bring really good treatment to you
124:02
or go to this hospital where we have it
124:05
specifically set up for the handful of
124:07
you know kovat patients that are gonna
124:09
just be popping up that we can’t do
124:11
anything about but keep the numbers in
124:13
the hundreds or thousands instead of
124:15
tens of thousands hundreds of thousands
124:17
millions tens of millions whatever keep
124:19
it in a manageable amount so that when
124:21
it does come up you say okay you know
124:23
either stay at home and we’ll bring
124:24
services to you or go to this hospital
124:28
and we will take care of you there or
124:30
this unit in the hospital that takes
124:31
care of you know patients that are
124:33
dealing with this and we’ll take care of
124:34
you there that’s an effective way to do
124:36
it as opposed to we still don’t know how
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many people have it my guest Jordan
124:43
Logue on my show my episode of my fellow
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Americans last week he flat-out said at
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this point it is safe to assume that
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anywhere between 5% and 50% of the
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population already have it now
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so that’s anywhere between we do the
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numbers here between about 16 and 160 or
125:08
so million people that have it already
125:12
and it doubles every two days so it’s
125:16
already safe to assume that a lot of
125:18
people have it another thing that would
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be effective is if ik is if and when
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they can come up with an antibody test
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cuz there’s probably a lot of people
125:25
that have already had it will test
125:28
positive for the antibody even though
125:29
the virus isn’t in their system anymore
125:31
which means they can get they can undo
125:33
their seat belt and and you know walk
125:35
about the cabin they can go back out
125:37
into the world because they are more
125:39
than likely that there have been some
125:41
cases of reinfection but they’ve been
125:42
rare on there usually people that were
125:44
immunocompromised are very sick for the
125:47
most part people that had it and have
125:50
recovered fully from it can now go back
125:52
out and not be scared of getting it
125:54
again they can still potentially spread
125:56
it to others so they still need to be
125:57
careful and still do the social
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distancing and stuff but
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they don’t have to worry about getting
126:01
in any more that would be helpful so
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there’s there’s this a lot of things
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that would be really helpful if people
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did it and if the government you know
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even with the government having already
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screwed us it would be helpful if we did
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these things because it’s the right
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thing to do I want to speak again to
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libertarians if the government gives you
126:22
good advice whether or not they’re
126:25
ordering you to do it I understand the
126:27
impulse to do the opposite but for
126:30
example if tomorrow the government
126:34
announced that it was illegal to blast
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yourself in the face with a flamethrower
126:39
and you better not do it or we’re gonna
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take your remains and throw them in jail
126:42
I’m going to advise you very strongly to
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not shoot yourself in the face with a
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flamethrower
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not because it’s illegal and I know how
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tempting it is to do it because they
126:54
told you not to but because it’s a bad
126:57
idea to do that right so this would be a
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slightly less extreme example of that
127:06
yes they’re telling you to do something
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you should actually want to be doing
127:12
even more in terms of your limiting
127:16
interactions and social distancing and
127:18
things like that it sucks that they’re
127:20
doing it this way and we need to speak
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out against it like Matt was saying we
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absolutely need to say that it’s tyranny
127:25
but in the same breath we need to be
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saying that instead of doing that they
127:30
need to be focusing on letting us test
127:31
and letting us you know build the
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products and the things that will make
127:34
it easier for us to be able to treat
127:36
this illness and to remove the
127:38
certificate of need laws so that we can
127:40
build more hospitals and remove the IP
127:42
patent laws so that we can make more of
127:44
these you know make more of these
127:45
treatments and these these medical
127:47
devices without having to pay a fortune
127:48
in licensing fees and remove all of the
127:52
red tape to being able to build new
127:53
facilities to do these things that would
127:56
be an effective time well-spent spent an
128:00
effective use of your time as opposed to
128:02
saying hey let’s all go and lick
128:05
doorknobs together and be armed in case
128:08
the police show up
128:10
that’s an ineffective use of your time
128:12
it might feel better
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but it’s not gonna feel better if you
128:17
get sick and it’s definitely not gonna
128:19
feel better if you make someone that you
128:20
love sick and it’s not gonna feel better
128:22
when the public looks at you and goes oh
128:24
so they are what we were told they are
128:27
so let’s not do that right and this
128:31
isn’t about compromising morals or at
128:34
all this is about you keeping you your
128:37
family your loved ones everybody safe
128:40
everybody LT yep yeah and as far as like
128:45
the nap goes the non-aggression
128:46
principle for anybody out there watching
128:48
that’s not libertarian or libertarian
128:51
leaving you intentionally infecting
128:55
other people violates it thank you
128:59
thank you we don’t say even those of us
129:03
who are anarchists don’t say it’s
129:06
illegal to commit murder so let’s go out
129:08
there and commit murder because they’re
129:09
not gonna tell me what to do right if
129:11
you know the data of the likelihood of
129:16
you catching Cove it’d if you’re in
129:18
large groups during this time of high
129:20
infection rates and you know that you
129:25
are then bound to spread it to someone
129:27
else who may not handle it very well or
129:30
you yourself may not handle it well
129:33
there are examples of a lot of people in
129:36
their 20s 30s and 40s who got this thing
129:39
initially it was mild and then they end
129:42
up either dying or with serious
129:44
permanent damage to their organs maybe
129:47
they had an underlying health condition
129:49
that we don’t know about
129:50
maybe there’s a strain that’s stronger
129:52
than the others maybe it’s a combination
129:54
of those things maybe they just had a
129:56
bad treatment experience we don’t know
129:58
but it can hurt you and it could hurt
130:03
people that you care about even ones you
130:05
wouldn’t think that it could hurt and if
130:07
you’re doing that knowingly at the very
130:09
least you are being negligent you are
130:13
being negligent with the health of those
130:15
around you and that is I would argue
130:17
like Matt said a violation of the nap
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this isn’t possible it’s not likely that
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you have immunity you don’t have
130:26
immunity if you’re exposed to it you
130:28
get it if you expose others to it they
130:30
will get it that’s a violation of the
130:33
NAP so don’t violate the nap even if
130:37
they happen to make it illegal to
130:38
violate the NAP still don’t violate the
130:40
now yeah don’t don’t do it it’s the one
130:43
thing that pretty much all of us agree
130:45
on yeah yeah again first response to
130:52
being told you can’t do this is we need
130:54
to do this and do it loud and proud I
130:56
get it I get it this is an absolute
131:00
nightmare please state that we are under
131:02
which is a reason to work to dismantle
131:04
the police state it is not a reason to
131:07
give them ammunition against us
131:09
because I can tell you right now it’s
131:12
gonna be harder for me when this thing
131:14
does clear up and I’m at colleges and
131:16
housing projects and if they’ve ever
131:17
heard of libertarians it’s those people
131:19
that insisted on getting together and
131:21
continuing to spread the disease that’s
131:24
gonna make it a lot harder and they’ll
131:27
have a good point so let’s not do that
131:30
and let’s not do that but you know what
131:35
you can do this Wednesday tomorrow night
131:38
I am having Henry o Connelly Henry
131:44
Connelly
131:44
why do you say his name oh no I feel
131:47
terrible now Henry I think it’s Connolly
131:50
the problem is his on his feet on his
131:54
like personal profile he has it spelled
131:56
all weird Henry yeah Henry Connolly I’m
131:59
having him on to talk about his open the
132:01
ballots initiative so he’s with the
132:03
Libertarian Party of Pennsylvania the
132:06
Libertarian Party has an interesting
132:08
situation where they have to get unlike
132:11
the Republicans and Democrats who have
132:13
automatic entry on all ballots
132:15
libertarians and other third parties
132:17
have to get petitions signed in order to
132:19
qualify to be on the ballots well you
132:23
can’t do that right now it’s illegal to
132:26
collect ballots right now or to to
132:28
gather in such a way to be able to
132:30
collect ballot it click segment
132:32
signatures to get on the ballot and no
132:34
one wants to answer the insert their
132:35
door in the first place so what we are
132:38
pushing for is a campaign for all 50
132:40
states no bonus I don’t want to answer
132:41
my door
132:42
when there’s not a pandemic going on I
132:43
mean just you don’t want to anyway but
132:45
like so the most effective way is
132:47
typically you go on college campuses you
132:49
go to large events and you just say hey
132:51
we’re just trying to get on the ballot
132:52
all we need is your signature you don’t
132:53
have to vote for us or join anything we
132:55
just want to make sure you have as many
132:56
choices as possible people sign it all
132:58
day long you have to and in some states
132:59
you have to get hundreds of thousands of
133:01
signatures it’s absolutely ridiculous
133:03
and pay ridiculous filing fees the
133:05
Republicans and Democrats get on
133:07
instantly they don’t have to do anything
133:08
because that’s what the law says so in
133:12
some states like South Carolina the
133:14
libertarian party already has secured
133:16
ballot access but in a lot of states
133:18
like Illinois Pennsylvania of leave
133:20
California and and and many others they
133:23
don’t have ballot access they have to do
133:24
this every time
133:26
so what we’re pushing for is for the
133:28
states that require that to suspend it
133:32
and to open the ballots at least this
133:34
one time so that third party candidate
133:37
options can be on there otherwise they
133:39
are truly just restricting the choices
133:41
and saying you have two choices you have
133:43
Republican or Democrat especially in the
133:45
states that don’t even allow write-ins
133:47
where you literally just can vote
133:49
Republican or Democrat or nothing so
133:51
we’re gonna be talking about that
133:52
initiative and how you can help we’ll be
133:54
doing that Wednesday night and then
133:55
Thursday night if you are a member of
133:57
the Libertarian Party radical caucus I
134:00
am doing a one-time-only ask me anything
134:02
event for the Libertarian Party radical
134:05
caucus the libertarian conscious of the
134:07
libertarian party to talk about our our
134:10
campaign and our radical policies and
134:12
why we think our form of messaging and
134:14
principle is the best way forward for
134:15
the Libertarian Party especially in
134:17
light of the fact that all campaigning
134:19
is now done online and vermin and I own
134:22
the internet and are far and above ahead
134:27
of any of the Libertarian Party
134:28
candidates and actually comparable in
134:30
our reach and and production qualities
134:32
to the Democrats and Republicans so
134:35
that’s what I’ll be doing on Thursday
134:38
and then I have a bunch of podcasts that
134:42
are being interviews that I did on other
134:44
podcasts and radio shows that’ll be
134:45
coming out over the next few days the
134:49
vermin has a ton of stuff he’s been
134:50
doing all of our campaign updates are
134:52
just shows we’ve been on because that’s
134:53
now what campaigning looks like
134:55
gonna be scheduling a we’re gonna be
134:58
scheduling an online rally averments
135:00
bike online rally that we’ll be doing
135:02
we’re still working on the details of
135:04
that and yeah so it’s just been a lot of
135:07
fun getting a campaign from my guestroom
135:15
so ya know you got anything else no I
135:19
think that’s it you got anything no so
135:22
if you happen to be quarantined and
135:25
you’re surfing the old interwebs swing
135:29
on by facebook at facebook.com slash
135:32
Muddy Waters media you can find us on
135:33
youtube at youtube.com slash Muddy
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135:37
at anchor dot F M slash muddied waters
135:42
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135:46
find us on float at float FL OTE dot app
135:50
slash muddied waters media you can find
135:53
us on Twitter at at wonder score waters
135:56
you can find us on Instagram at muddy
135:58
waters media and you can find this in
136:01
every episode at muddied waters
136:06
media.com calm and if you want to follow
136:09
my campaign stuff I’m on twitter at real
136:11
spike Cohen re-al spike Cohen I like
136:15
recession reall
136:16
SPI ke co h en or you can find me on
136:19
facebook if you want the address
136:22
it’s facebook.com slash literally spike
136:25
Cohen and if you want to just search for
136:28
it in the Facebook search bar its spike
136:30
Cohen your next VP it’s something I want
136:34
to bring up dan foul says I work
136:36
frontline in health care I will not be
136:37
seeing my kids at all until this is over
136:39
because it means their elderly family
136:41
would be exposed to it this is what
136:43
we’re talking about and thank you for
136:45
that Dan this is what we’re talking
136:47
about no fan is right above that he said
136:49
I’m getting my flame for right now you
136:51
commie status well that’s it that’s his
136:53
right I mean honestly with a flame
136:55
thrower you I mean so long as that one’s
136:56
behind you you’re only hurting yourself
136:59
so I’d still advise you not to do it but
137:02
technically as long as no one’s near you
137:04
you’re not violating the NAP so right
137:06
and our good buddy Bess over there says
137:08
I don’t
137:09
want to hurt anyone I’m doing a
137:10
three-week quarantine 17 days to go and
137:14
thank you like this is ankle it works
137:16
like this is especially if you’re in
137:19
you’re you either suspect that you’ve
137:21
been exposed or you’re in like hell the
137:24
frontline in health care or like a lot
137:26
of these retail workers and stuff like
137:27
that I feel terrible for them because
137:28
they can’t quarantine they have to sit
137:30
there and freakin possibly spread it to
137:33
everyone but like if if you’re in a
137:35
position to be able to I mean I can’t
137:37
imagine what it’s like to not be able to
137:39
see your kids for weeks but you also
137:42
don’t to make them sick you don’t want
137:43
to make their family sick
137:45
like you had like it’s just the
137:48
responsible thing to do it sucks that
137:50
the government’s telling us to do it but
137:52
it’s the responsible thing to do and the
137:54
guard the way the government is carrying
137:55
it out sucks so let’s spend our time in
137:57
quarantine being the ultimate internet
137:59
internet libertarians by spreading the
138:01
message about how they’ve failed us how
138:03
they’ve screwed things up
138:05
Oh Dan’s gonna dance that he saved the
138:07
anchor link so we can send some stuff
138:08
for with his wonderful voice thank you
138:11
we look forward to that I look forward
138:14
to that so so guys just stay safe and
138:16
you know stay healthy and you know don’t
138:19
touch anyone don’t touch your face until
138:22
you’ve washed your hands and where we’re
138:28
going yet kid and play handshakes
138:30
oh yeah the kid and play handshake I’m
138:32
gonna go uh Photoshop that so we’ll have
138:34
a reference where you lock the leg and
138:36
dance around in this hop around in a
138:38
circle where we’re going you put our
138:40
faces on kid enjoy yeah absolutely
138:42
okay I mean well well yeah I was
138:48
picturing having each of us do the pose
138:50
and then locking them together in
138:52
Photoshop but you’re right away yeah
138:54
yeah but no it actually be way easier to
138:56
just put us on kids and I get to have
138:58
the hair well you get to have there I
139:00
get to have the hair you get there do
139:08
you want me to dancing I didn’t have the
139:11
Collin segment on my show I’ll bring the
139:13
Collin segment I’ll Dan if you tuned in
139:15
tomorrow night I will do the Collin
139:17
segment and you can talk with me and
139:21
Henry
139:21
and we’re we’re going we don’t need
139:24
roads I gotta pull the thing I forget
139:45
myself and not go out
139:48
I lost my feet that I love you too bad
139:56
that dreams don’t just come true stay
140:01
and put my making sense yeah I’ve been
140:04
living in the previous tense why won’t
140:06
you help me move on
140:09
I can’t look can’t make amends yet so
140:14
sad when I deepen friends but we’ve been
140:17
going song give me back the conversation
140:24
I’m sorry I lost my patience no I just
140:28
can’t catch a break yeah I’m always like
140:30
yes still always wait in
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forgive myself and my god I lost my visa
140:48
to pathogens or just come true picking
140:54
it in my banana pants having fun hitting
140:58
that banana grab I love just wasting my
141:01
time
141:04
hey in it checking my Instagram
141:07
no whip won’t turn me to a better man I
141:10
know it’s killing my vibe
141:12
I do my words just seem inefficient I’m
141:18
scared of the recognition I’m sorry it’s
141:21
you one missing to tell the truth I can
141:24
make it different
141:27
so forget myself and
141:33
I lost my visa
141:41
to pathogens or just come true
141:46
suddenly I can see the world as it’s
141:50
supposed to be in the pain son my heart
141:54
is left my church uncie we can be anyone
142:01
we wanna be in the world can put our
142:04
worry down to read but I can’t find and
142:11
now them broken lights a broken soda no
142:23
it’s over
142:25
no it’s not over I can’t myself
142:38
I lost my visa
142:47
just come
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to pathogens or just come true
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you