Episode 118 – EAT. THE. BABIES.

The Muddied Waters of Freedom with Matt Wright & Spike Cohen


About This Episode

Lyndon LaRouche returns from the hoary netherworld with a simple, unifying message: if you want to stop climate change, you must eat the babies.

All of them.

Also: Trump bitches out in his infinite wisdom, Nikki Haley bitches out in her infinite bitchdom and God himself repeals the President’s Mandate of Heavenยฎ.


Episode Transcript

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02:33
[Music]
02:39
[Applause]
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the vanguard for
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spike we have to eat the babies Coen I
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am Matt Wright and together we are
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traversing the muddied waters of freedom
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hey everybody we have a climate crisis
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we have only a few months it’s much
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worse than what the Swedish doctor says
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it’s much worse than the Swedish doctor
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who said that we have to eat the dead
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people frankly if we let your baby
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continue to live you selfish bastard
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you’re gonna kill us all
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welcome to the muddy waters of freedom
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and to thank the people who are allowing
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me to use the single-use plastics that I
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will throw into the regular trash and
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not recycle later and allow me to think
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occasional Thank You Casey Miller Thank
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You Gracie the single-use plastic they
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see directly into the trash and I allow
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me to thank Kroger for this perfectly
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shaped bottle for me to make into a
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small cylinder and shove up the nostril
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the nearest sea turtle bula vinaka
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little wanaka so Matt how was your week
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my week was my week was good my week was
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good I successfully did very little
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that’s a good week that is I
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successfully did very little I did watch
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all of season three of the fantastic
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show big mouth most of that I did today
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is that good cuz that games coming up is
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like oh you like Dave Chappelle you like
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big mouth and I’m like sure it seems
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like Joe is insane is it it’s good okay
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alright because it is insane it it is
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graphic and disgusting and hilarious
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well I know all my Christian
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conservative friends are like don’t
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watch this with your children and I’m
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like listen it
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you’re watching TV ma Netflix with your
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children then you probably don’t need
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the Parents Television Council you
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actually probably do need the Parents
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Television Council telling you what you
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can and can’t watch with your children
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because you’re clearly making poor
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choices on your own
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ya know that that show is I was they one
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of the episodes today it was about how
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you can do anything in Florida and
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they’re like yeah we don’t worry about
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doing a the Blue Plate special give me a
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plate of bath salts so I can eat my
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neighbor’s face speaking of which guys
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so we have yeah speaking of eating
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people for the good of mankind
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we have some if you didn’t get the the
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intro there we have some we have some
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news for you from the the last Alexandra
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occasional Cortese Town Hall we only
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have a few months left I love that you
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support the Green Deal but it’s not get
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it you know get it with a fossil fuel
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it’s not gonna solve the problem fast
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enough a Swedish professor saying that
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we can eat their dead people but that’s
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not fast enough so I think your next
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campaign slogan has to be this we got to
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start eating babies too much co2 all of
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you you’re you you know you’re pollutant
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too much co2 we have to start now please
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you are so great I’m so happy that you
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really support a nuclear deal but it’s
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not enough you know even if you would
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Bob Russia we still have too many people
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too much pollution so we have to get rid
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of the babies that these people are
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playing the straight man amazing
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okay
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[Music]
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no we’ll go ahead it’s a no no that is a
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woman who has never experienced not
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being the craziest sounding person in
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the room she would she he could you can
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almost see the excitement and her voice
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about the fact that she was not the
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craziest person in that this is one of
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two things right and we’re gonna get
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into what it actually was but if you’re
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sitting there and someone gets up and
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starts talking about eating babies and
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even if you bomb Russia that won’t be
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enough that’s one of two things either a
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really really really really crazy person
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or a hoax and either way for you to sit
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there completely stone-faced ago mm-hmm
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okay yes well okay that’s someone who’s
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think who’s basking in the glory of the
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possibility that this is a person who is
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crazier than yourself and uh I think she
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had a moment there where she’s like is
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this what people think when I talk like
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is this this is what I experience cuz
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I’ve gotten this look that I feel right
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now but she she handled it like a champ
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I would have laughed and said yes I’m
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adding this to my platform eat the
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babies 21 so did she did she handle that
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like she didn’t actually say no we’re
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not gonna eat the babies no I mean she
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said that we have hope so if you listen
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to the longer version and afterwards she
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says well we have more than months we
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have 200 months and or whatever we had
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240 months and and you know there’s
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always hope which but at no point did
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she say we shouldn’t eat babies which
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really is not I mean there’s
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triangulation there’s pull it you know
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strategy but I can’t think that you
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offend many people by taking a firm
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stand against eating babies so there is
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something there you’re right she right
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she didn’t say yeah let’s never said
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that is not something that we should we
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should not have to consider this this is
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not something we are ever going to
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consider she never
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it out there and I’m not saying that AOC
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is for eating babies but she didn’t say
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she’s not she didn’t say she’s not cuz
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we here at Muddy Waters media do not
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condone the eating of babies
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we here at Muddy Waters media if there
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are two things that we hate more than
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anything it’s rape and baby eating
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mm-hmm and and any sort of mixing of
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those two yeah any combination of eating
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people or raping them especially any
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especially babies especially anyone I’m
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gonna take it a step further Matt
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because I’m the I’m the radical here I’m
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the political radical between us I’m
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against eating or raping anyone of any
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age that’s you know I you know unless
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it’s in a live sort of situation the
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movie about the soccer team that got
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down a survival well I mean you wouldn’t
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have to rape him to survive though well
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no but that’s the eating of people so
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two things I’d be okay with eating
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someone to survive and then also like
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cutting them open and doing the although
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frankly size-wise it’s better to find a
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larger mammal but cut the Han Solo
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tonton thing well it was it was Luke
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Skywalker but yeah that the time cut him
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open and put Luke in it oh that’s right
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so yes yes those two things Muddy Waters
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media supports in very limited to save
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the life of the mother and and in a I
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guess and maybe in the case of rape and
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incest if someone rapes you then I guess
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you can eat them so it turns out that
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this was a um a hoax
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Matt let’s talk to them about something
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so I can stop so not surprisingly
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that was a hoax that was a hoax and a
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group came out and they immediately said
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that they were claiming being the people
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who did that and they that was the the
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Trump supporting LaRouche PAC which for
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anybody who doesn’t know the LaRouche
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PAC that was started in honor of the
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great far-right leader in Lyndon
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LaRouche Lyndon LaRouche Lyndon LaRouche
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which I don’t know how many of our
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viewers were around for Lyndon LaRouche
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but he had no point was anything that
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would be considered right there are many
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terms to refer to Lyndon LaRouche and
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far right is not one of them cult leader
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he was convicted cult leader he did
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cheat on his taxes so you know good on
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him good on you there buddy even a
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broken clock is Right twice a day
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anybody taxes Oh fair enough but he’s a
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he was a socialist he knows you know he
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ran for president under the platform of
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a strong military which yeah and
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socialist economics he really wanted to
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build a like a communist regime here in
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America I remember my freshman year of
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college at George Mason University in
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Fairfax
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he had a campaign team that was much
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like young Americans for liberty except
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the Socialists craziness version yeah
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yeah and they were out in campuses and
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they were coming along and they would
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hand me literature from crazy Lyndon
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LaRouche and every day we narrowly
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averted World War three and how we
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needed to make sure that all of the
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money that was all of the money that was
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made in America was put into a big pool
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and
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distributed evenly amongst everybody
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except for the military because the
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military would rule all and I always was
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like I just want to go to class the way
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I’ve just tried to make it to class guys
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so now that he died in I think February
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of this year
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I think it was longer ago wasn’t it I
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unless it was another hold on anyway now
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that he’s gone whatever he died he died
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no he died he died this year at the age
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of 96 February 12th of 2019 so now that
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he is dead they have had to look for a
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new hero which is apparently Donald
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Trump apparently as Donald Trump wigs on
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I mean he’s not a communist but he
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definitely wants a strong military and
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he dabbles in socialist economic sure of
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call it socialist economics but
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certainly certainly dabbling on the
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fringe there I guess they’re you know
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they’re being pragmatic math they’re
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being pragmatic LaRouche cultists and
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cultists than saying let’s go with Trump
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so they have taken responsibility for
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this hoax they couldn’t go with the
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Clintons because the Clintons would
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never approve of eating of babies that
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is that is definitely true they have to
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wait until they’re at least twelve
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before the Clintons destroy them and so
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so speaking of so Matt something else
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crazy happen on a Delta flight yes it’s
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so a woman boarded a Delta flight
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without an ID or a ticket was somehow
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able to get past TSA you’re probably
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wondering why we’re even talking about
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this and the entire vehicle for this was
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that I had basically said to Matt I’m
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pretty sure that this woman must be
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pretty hot to make it past TSA and you
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know just must been dropped out knocked
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down
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gorgeous and matt said no turned out no
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um she what she was in fact not um
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Sylvia Richter is her name she was taken
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into custody she tried to use her phone
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to prove who she was and said she threw
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her boarding pass away the passengers
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were deplaned and searched and again
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really not of any real consequence to
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her lives
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um I’m just I I want to know how she did
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it like so I know how you can I know man
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you can get on an airplane without an ID
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it’s a hundred percent possible I have
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seen it happen but you gotta have your
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boarding pass but you have to have a
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boarding pass that’s the part that I’m
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like because when I first read it I was
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like well you know I know many people
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who do that you owe without ticket
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without ID yeah I’ve seen that happen
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that has blown my mind every single time
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but without ticket I don’t know how you
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do that
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like they scan it and so the only thing
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I can think of is that she was flying
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from somewhere to somewhere else and she
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was already on and she got but I don’t
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know how she got on the plane I think
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she was already at the airport right
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that yet so that explains maybe she was
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like you said she was already flying but
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how’d she get on the plane that’s the
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part I don’t get
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and it ain’t cuz she’s you know
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unassuming so really the only reason
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we’re even talking about this folks is
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that I strive to be accurate in my news
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coverage and I I fell hard on this one
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and I’m here to atone for it I was wrong
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on this yeah Matt yeah he’s put it in
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the notes he and go spike bet she’s hot
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so I went on my investigative journalism
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binge last night
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to figure out who this woman was and I
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found her name which led to a picture
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and I just wrote in the comments spike
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would be wrong I’m wrong and I’m okay
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with that
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okay you know everyone is is wrong and
17:55
wrong Bernie Sanders uh has had a heart
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attack this is actually a photo of him
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having a heart attack
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Bernie Sanders um pictured here mid
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heart attack he had checked into a
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hospital a couple days ago for a heart
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procedure everyone was already saying
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okay it sounds like he had a heart
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attack and then breaking news everyone
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turns out he had a heart attack yep
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which only goes to prove you know we
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always we’ve we’ve always heard it you
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know Bernie he’s he’s a little crazy but
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he’s got a good heart it’s a heart that
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tried to kill a socialist
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[Music]
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so speaking of things that have been
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around a long time and we just wished
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why you know some some wish that it died
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but I certainly wouldn’t say something
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like that although with this I would the
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US war in Afghanistan back on Monday
18:51
yesterday it turned eighteen years old
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there are now people in serving in
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Afghanistan or there will be people
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serving in Afghanistan actually they
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already are right who were not alive
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when it started that is this is easily
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the longest running war in in US history
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this is easily the longest running war I
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don’t think that there are anybody that
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I don’t think anybody is there yet I
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don’t think so
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I think if so there’s gonna be coming up
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in the next couple of months where
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they’ll yeah yeah later this year or
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beginning but definitely by next year
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there will be people enlisted and
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serving in Afghanistan assuming it the
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war doesn’t end before then which I’m
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pretty well tell you is not gonna happen
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that we’ll be serving that will have
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been born after we already have people
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that are serving that were born after
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9/11 which was supposedly the whole
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reason this started and now they will
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have been serving they will have been
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born after the actual war started which
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is really horrifying we also now know
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that suicide veteran suicides are
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approaching all-time or modern day highs
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um ever since the VA has been tracking
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them so I’m sure maybe there’s a
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correlation I think it’s
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126 people a day yeah 26 people a day
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are killing themselves on single-payer
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health care actually on government-run
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health care oh yeah the US us war in
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Afghanistan is now 18 which means the
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Clintons definitely are not interested
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in it and I’m keeping that Dad I’m
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keeping or I’m finding something even
20:41
better because I like it oh so speaking
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of the Clintons not being interested the
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key witness in the amber Geiger trial
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was killed I just didn’t have anything I
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was gonna say speaking of a rim shot but
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that’s even worse yeah that’s bad
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so the key witness in the amber Geiger
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trial Joshua Brown
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you probably remember him Joshua Brown
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was gunned down in a parking lot four
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miles from the apartment complex where
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where he lived and where amber Geiger
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and both Amjad lived where he where she
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killed him and was recently convicted of
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murder his tearful testimony and
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attention to detail and his testimony
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was a major reason for Geiger being
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convicted this is the apparently second
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time this year Matt that he’s been in
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the shooting yeah he and it was within
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the last 12 months I’m not sure if it
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was at the end of 18 or sometime in 19
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he was involved in a shooting at a at a
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club it was a birthday party it turned
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violent and some guys shot at he and his
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friends catching him in the foot it was
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speculated that he was the target of the
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shootings
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Joshua Browns dad mr. Brown said he
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wasn’t sure if this was retaliation for
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tests
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lying against Amber Geiger or if him
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testifying publicly in this trial
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alerted people to his whereabouts from
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the incident from last year no matter
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what he just wanted his he just wanted
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his son’s killers brought to justice the
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mayor of Dallas took no time and saying
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that people needed to avoid speculation
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when the key witness in a trial that
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sends a police officer to prison for 10
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years is found dead a few days later
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don’t don’t avoid speculation on what
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this could possibly be and the police
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say they are really going to look into
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the murder of Joshua Brown yeah in fact
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breaking news that I had didn’t have a
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chance to share with Matt I saw the
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article today yes they’ve arrested three
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people two brothers and someone else
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that uh like us are all brothers two of
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them were related though and they uh
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they’re they the police are claiming
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that they are the ones that that shot
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Joshua Brown and that he also shot one
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of them that it was a drug deal gone
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wrong which is entirely possible it is
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entirely possible but from what I read
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they were three brothers from Louisiana
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yes and they came to Dallas Texas to
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give I need weed
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to buy weed as what would because now as
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all of our viewers and listeners know
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you and I are recovering addicts correct
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I have not purchased weed in a very long
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time
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yeah if I wanted to buy a large quantity
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of weed right now yeah I could make four
24:18
different phone calls and yes pretty
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much whatever quantity I wanted yeah
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yeah and I wouldn’t have to go to Dallas
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Texas yeah yeah it’s a it’s a schlep
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this wasn’t like to buy several kilos of
24:33
coke this was to buy I think like a
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pound of where they found
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so they said they found a pound of weed
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and some THC vape cartridges and $4,000
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at a Joshua Browns apartment
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it just seems yeah so if I wanted to buy
24:55
some weed which I never would because
24:57
there are no statute of limitations in
24:59
South Carolina so I’d never do that
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nor have I in South Carolina if I were
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to do that Oh
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theoretically I’ve heard that someone
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could drive like 15 minutes away or less
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and like find it without knowing anyone
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and I would imagine I don’t know much
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about where they in we’re in Louisiana
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where they in New Orleans or I just saw
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Louisiana and I know how far of a drive
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that is because I’ve done that drive
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Alexandria Louisiana to Dallas Texas is
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a it’s so far of a drive that it’s
25:41
pulling up flights it is a four and a
25:43
half hour drive at night so about a five
25:46
hour drive about a five hour drive to go
25:48
pick up some weed
25:50
ten hours of driving to get a pound of
25:53
weed in some CBD cartridges assuming
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they’re getting all of it or THC
25:57
cartridge yeah assuming they’re getting
25:59
all of it I mean they might have just
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been going to get an eight I mean you
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know we really don’t know one would hope
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that if you’re driving a total of ten
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hours and going across state lines which
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now makes it a federal crime that you
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would be picking up on it all of the
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weed one would hope it’s Yom Kippur oh
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it is Yom Kippur yeah come on uma tebah
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are we having a seder
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know it’s happy Junior um the we’re not
26:35
having a seder but why don’t I bring a
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seder
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cuz it’s it’s not Pesach but she will
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certainly do we ain’t a seder to spike
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I’m really looking forward to we’re good
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so we are going to have a very muddied
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Seder sometime
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what is it April it’s different every
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year but I’d say the March or April we
26:55
will definitely we will absolutely do
26:57
that to the horror of my wife and
26:59
extended family but just the absolute or
27:03
I mean I will wear I wear my yarn okay
27:06
and everything or a yarmulke and either
27:12
and I will wear my giant oversized
27:15
teetsi that i was given or not see to it
27:19
my talent elite it’s a large rabbinical
27:22
temple tallit that goes down it’s like a
27:25
bridal gown length like it’s really I
27:30
don’t know why it’s so big it’s like it
27:32
was made for people that are like the
27:36
Giants like like 10 feet tall it’s
27:39
really big anyway so yeah happy Yom
27:42
Kippur to everyone happy Junior and
27:44
happy New Year to you and yours um so
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yeah it is entirely possible that that
27:50
happened and I just want to do it I want
27:53
to ask you a question real quick guys
27:55
pretend we’re not talking about the
27:56
government but n we’re just talking
27:57
about a relative and let’s say a good
28:00
bit of the time your relative told you
28:03
something close to the truth– and then
28:05
quite often they would just tell you
28:07
massive massive lies that involve
28:10
people’s deaths and they also robbed you
28:13
and they also when they would get caught
28:17
lying they would try to harm the person
28:20
who revealed that they were lying and
28:22
then try to make it illegal tell people
28:25
that they were lying tried to harm them
28:28
kidnap them and even murder them steal
28:31
from them and steal from you how much
28:33
would you trust this person I’ll leave
28:39
that up to you to decide but is it
28:40
possible that this was a 10 hour weekend
28:45
trip gone for weed for weed for weed we
28:49
for wheat for weed
28:51
hey guys let’s jump in the old van and
28:54
drive five hours for some weed and and
28:59
then let’s let’s kill him actually let’s
29:02
when we get there let’s kill him not not
29:05
only
29:05
but these guys were in Louisiana I’ve
29:08
been to New Orleans
29:10
I’ve been to New Orleans recently yeah
29:12
I’ve been in New Orleans since I’ve been
29:14
sober and it’s not the same as going to
29:16
New Orleans when you are not sober right
29:18
you remember everything and that’s not a
29:21
good thing but what I do remember most
29:24
about New Orleans is that it’s not hard
29:27
to find any drug and from Alexandria you
29:31
can get there in three hours so that
29:33
just took a total of four hours off your
29:34
trip and you don’t have to cross state
29:36
lines making it a federal crime so I
29:39
have to say they may not only be guilty
29:42
of murder they may be guilty of poor
29:44
decision making huh so I just it’s this
29:50
is is this possible sure sure is it
29:54
likely no this sounds like a really
29:58
really bad cartoonish cover-up in a not
30:03
even a Marvel flick but a DC flick where
30:07
the whole time you’re thinking oh come
30:08
on no one would ever actually believe
30:09
that but here we hang on I said look
30:13
something up really quick Alexander God
30:18
that woman’s picture was on my the
30:22
hottie the one I was sure was hot I’d be
30:25
guys the the one that the Iranian woman
30:30
that we were we had in the notes but
30:33
isn’t really a story oh my god okay so
30:38
from Alexandria you’re close to Baton
30:41
Rouge Lafayette and Beaumont yeah in
30:43
Shreveport like you’re pretty centrally
30:45
located there you’re in the middle of
30:47
Louisiana you’re in the middle you are
30:48
like almost dead on in the middle of
30:50
every big thing in Louisiana and you’re
30:54
oh these are college towns like you can
30:57
get so many drugs in college towns
30:59
there’s not a shot in hell that they
31:02
went to Dallas Texas to buy weed now
31:08
Brian Wolfe makes a point Brian Wolfe
31:09
says I mean driving ten hours round-trip
31:11
to steal 4,000 in cash and a pound of
31:13
weed is plausible I guess so but
31:18
it’s just an awful schlep those are the
31:22
types of trips you take to do big dollar
31:25
deals because you’re risking a lot your
31:28
nurse risking a walk you’re risking a
31:29
lot so is this possible sure I don’t
31:40
believe it I just me personally I’m not
31:43
speaking a fit yeah I I don’t I don’t I
31:45
don’t like the story I think it’s one of
31:47
two things either the police are
31:48
covering something up or the people
31:50
actually killed them or covering
31:51
something up or the guy who’s in the
31:54
hospital because what happened was
31:55
supposedly they got into a tussle with
31:58
brown Brown shot one of them and then
32:02
one of them shot him and the one that
32:04
got shot they left at a hospital and
32:06
he’s singing like a canary
32:07
so maybe he’s making something up I
32:09
don’t know but what this story sounds
32:13
like garbage and I I don’t believe it
32:15
let’s go through some of the comments
32:16
here
32:17
Jakob labelled this is a while back said
32:20
is that the white lady that wants to be
32:21
black oh no I know who he’s talking
32:25
about sadly it’s this woman who says
32:31
that she is trans racial and she’s been
32:34
dyeing her skin black and she and her
32:37
husband appearances on the old talk
32:39
shows ya know enter enter her husband
32:42
her boyfriend is now turning black –
32:44
right he’s doing this right – yeah I
32:46
know she um a little more top-heavy a
32:49
little less every other heavy from what
32:52
I recall no no no I think I think the
32:58
other I think the white woman who’s
33:00
trying to be black is more everything
33:02
happy I know the husband boyfriend
33:06
whatever he is I’m not seeing yeah no I
33:08
don’t that’s yeah cuz initially the the
33:11
woman who the white woman who is dying
33:14
her skin black because she’s Jamaican or
33:16
she’s transgender she got surgery I
33:19
believe they have the biggest breasts on
33:21
earth so she’s definitely more top-heavy
33:24
right I’m pulling up a picture of her
33:27
yeah I guess she’s kind of all over sure
33:32
okay all right good so okay so a lot of
33:40
active Brian wolf I have not seen him
33:42
wolf you probably will set four hundred
33:46
bucks an hour ten ten ten hour trip for
33:48
four thousand in cash yep you guys think
33:50
of weird Tara on the car you got to
33:53
think possibility getting murdered the
33:56
other thing the hospital bill alone yeah
33:58
they’re screwed now and you know the
34:01
insurance isn’t gonna cover that no
34:04
absolutely not that claim is getting
34:06
denied so again not the best thought-out
34:11
heist this is not the great Muppet Caper
34:16
but actually it might be because as bad
34:19
as well planned let’s see what oh I
34:25
guess regarding the basses I guess
34:28
regarding the the thing with the 18 year
34:34
that you know that Clintons aren’t
34:35
interested after their eighteen he said
34:36
that’s one things that the that’s one
34:38
thing that the Clintons have in common
34:39
with libertarians and then I’ve ridden
34:49
Asheville before I have as well and
34:51
that’s about from here hip that’s about
34:57
yeah about five hours five six hours I
35:00
think if I recall and I definitely
35:02
wouldn’t drive that far to buy weed
35:03
we’re gonna steal it
35:05
not that I’d ever steal because that’s
35:08
it’s illegal to steal weed I’m pretty
35:11
certain in South Carolina nights equal
35:14
to do we did smoke weed I have week well
35:17
yeah and I would never right I don’t do
35:21
crimes Bess has time to get out the
35:24
tinfoil hats best you have to admit but
35:27
this makes no sense I mean come on I
35:32
like like yes we understand we’re seven
35:35
but it’s I mean come on this is there a
35:39
possibility that this as act that this
35:41
actually happened yes yeah there is a
35:43
possibility but
35:46
this story is just way way too
35:50
convenient and way too implausible it’s
35:56
there’s easy something that really
35:57
happened so close to this other event
36:03
yeah if this was two months from now I
36:07
probably wouldn’t question it that much
36:09
it’d be like all right well idiot
36:11
criminals are idiot criminals I guess I
36:14
think I’d probably still be more likely
36:16
to say that the guys making the guy that
36:19
they’re talking to is made is making it
36:20
up assuming that the story came from
36:22
because some this just doesn’t sound
36:24
right like someone’s being covered for
36:26
and it may just be like he’s covering
36:28
for someone that would kill him if you
36:31
know he knew you know that if you know
36:34
he found out that he ratted on him and
36:35
he’s local or something like that I
36:36
don’t know but this story sounds like
36:39
garbage is it possible sure is it likely
36:43
I don’t think so I think the story is
36:45
it’s crappy and it also feeds right into
36:47
my natural distrust of government so
36:49
really just a pigeon it just it just
36:51
dovetails very well right frankly so
36:56
yeah and Brian said I would still do
37:01
some pretty stupid shit for 400 bucks
37:02
now I guess so but this would this is
37:04
stupid this is this is this is stupid on
37:08
levels this is great this is multiple
37:13
level stupid I’ve done stupid things for
37:15
400 bucks well and at no point did
37:21
anybody ever end up dead which is it
37:24
that’s a crucial part as a crucial
37:27
partner I’m proud of you frankly that
37:29
you know everyone lived now I’ll tell
37:32
you what isn’t stupid guys and that is
37:36
the Chris Reynolds personal personal
37:38
injury attorney Chris Reynolds attorney
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at law one of our favorite and greatest
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he is also has this time where he calls
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in and leaves us questions and so we
38:28
have three well that’s not true we have
38:30
two and then we have one from an
38:31
anonymous caller first time and so we’ll
38:35
go with the the first one from personal
38:37
injury attorney Chris Reynolds attorney
38:39
in law personal injury attorney Chris
38:43
Reynolds here with Trump time over the
38:46
past week or so we’ve had he asked a
39:08
foreign country to take down a political
39:12
rival but he’s now saying he wants
39:16
trynna to get in on the act
39:17
also maybe Elizabeth Warren’s kids did
39:21
something bad in Ukraine which by the
39:23
way I don’t know what’s going on in the
39:24
Ukraine but I think that’s the place to
39:25
be but I would love your guys thoughts
39:31
just kind of on that strategy of I guess
39:35
doubling down is the right word Thanks
39:40
I’ll let you go first so it is kind it
39:44
is kind of odd because Biden’s kid
39:46
worked with the Ukraine energy company
39:50
Elizabeth Warren’s kids worked with the
39:53
Ukraine energy company and Mitt Romney
39:56
when I met Romney’s kids worked with the
39:58
same company so the Ukraine is lit yeah
40:02
they’re energy companies out there madly
40:06
madly which is weird because when you
40:09
think of Ukraine you don’t think late
40:12
and in particular
40:14
energy you do think lit that’s true
40:17
huh it’s true but you don’t think of
40:20
Ukraine having energy that’s hostage for
40:24
because Russia takes it that’s true
40:29
where is Ukraine getting energy all of a
40:32
sudden like their whole thing is they
40:34
import it all from Russia right so this
40:40
sounds like what was that company called
40:42
Enron it’s like an Enron again delay
40:44
well we found Ukrainian energy and we
40:47
just need to bring in all these
40:47
politicians kids surely there’s nothing
40:51
untoward going on here no not nothing at
40:54
all nothing at all so you have all these
41:00
politicians who are all calling for
41:02
impeachment and all of their kids work
41:04
for the Ukrainian for you the Ukrainian
41:07
energy company sector yeah right it
41:11
doesn’t make a lot of sense to me but as
41:13
far as Donald Trump doubling down and
41:16
saying like denying it denying he did
41:19
anything wrong but instead flipping it
41:22
around and going maybe China should look
41:24
into it and that’s done that’s Donald
41:27
Trump Ian
41:28
that’s pure that’s Donald Trump Ian at
41:31
it’s Donald Trump II inist
41:34
it’s him he’s like I didn’t do anything
41:37
wrong and to prove it China you should
41:40
do it too yeah yeah I mean it’s so this
41:45
is a common thing whenever we talk about
41:47
Trump and impeachment and it’s that one
41:52
is gonna happen
41:53
oh yeah the impeachment itself is is
41:55
almost assured to happen and the
41:58
conviction is assured to not happen so
42:00
that’s already a foregone conclusion
42:01
we’re all just going through the motions
42:04
of both sides trying to make it work as
42:07
well for them politically as they can
42:09
because we already know what’s gonna
42:10
happen
42:12
it there’s an interesting thing with
42:14
cults of personality and we saw this
42:15
with Obama we saw it would any major
42:18
politician will see this where you have
42:20
people saying he didn’t do it if he did
42:24
do it there’s nothing wrong with it and
42:27
if there
42:27
is something wrong with it the people I
42:29
don’t like do things that are worse and
42:30
so we’ve seen that with this there was
42:32
like a poll that showed that 40% of
42:34
Republicans that were polled said they
42:36
didn’t believe that Trump had asked the
42:38
Ukraine to you know to look into you
42:42
know to find out anything about Biden’s
42:44
son after Trump had said he did do it um
42:48
now once they heard that they then I’m
42:51
sure switch to yeah well he didn’t do
42:52
anything wrong and so that’s how a cult
42:54
of personality go that’s not really
42:55
unique to Trump what’s unique to Trump
42:57
is just how big his cult of personality
42:58
is but it’s not you know he’s not
43:00
breaking new ground here with being able
43:02
to do stuff in front of people the
43:04
question of whether what he did was
43:05
illegal or not I’ve seen a lot of
43:07
different interpretations
43:09
everything from yeah he absolutely
43:11
violated the law
43:12
and all the way to well possible
43:16
libertarian presidential candidate or
43:19
former libertarian vice presidential
43:21
candidate and current Republican primary
43:25
nominee that’s gonna go nowhere bill
43:26
weld said that he’s guilty of treason
43:28
and that the punishment for treason is
43:30
death so that’s one extreme the other
43:33
extreme is that he did absolutely not
43:34
nothing wrong because he’s president and
43:36
can say whatever he wants to anyone the
43:39
truth is somewhere in between there and
43:40
the real truth is that none of that
43:42
matters because he’s gonna get convicted
43:44
because the Democrats or he’s gonna get
43:46
impeached because the Democrats are on
43:48
the house and he’s gonna not get
43:49
convicted because the Republicans run
43:51
the Senate so very true also for anybody
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out there if you’re not watching us on
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the float
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yes I look a P P which is now in the
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dem again three I still haven’t come up
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with a subtitle probably first blood
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we’re definitely doing that so yeah so
44:51
that’s that one and then we have a
44:52
second one from
44:54
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
44:56
attorney a law personal injury attorney
45:00
Chris Reynolds here with the
45:01
conservative corner over the last few
45:04
years the Republican Party has become at
45:09
least in my estimation less and less
45:10
conservative the the older party of you
45:15
know small government states rights low
45:18
taxes you know the least amount of
45:21
governmental interference in our lives
45:25
that we have at least from a major party
45:29
to a party that is spending tons of
45:32
money and you know taking away money
45:34
from or taking away power from states
45:36
and and and honestly just not not
45:39
conservative anymore and so I would love
45:43
to hear if you guys agree with that
45:44
number one and number two can the
45:48
Republican Party ever get back to where
45:50
it was before
45:51
needs to be a a conservative party
45:55
Thanks
45:56
so we have to keep in mind think of the
46:02
Republican Party of what mm well from
46:06
when George Bush was elected and came
46:07
into office in 2001 George W Bush until
46:11
the and then when the Republicans took
46:14
over both houses of the House and the
46:17
Senate in Oh two and then until they
46:20
were removed in O six from both houses
46:25
where the Democrats took over and then
46:27
obviously when Bush was you know not
46:30
reelect it was no longer eligible for
46:32
election and and Obama replaced him so
46:35
during that period of time about an
46:36
eight-year period of time Republicans
46:38
had all or most of the control of the of
46:44
the government and I thought they I
46:47
thought they’d lost control of the of
46:50
the Senate
46:53
for no no in in oh six so they they lost
46:57
seats in the house but they actually
46:58
gained I believe gained in the Senate
47:01
but they had the House and the Senate
47:02
know for and obviously uh
47:04
bush beat Kerry that year and then in O
47:07
six the Democrats swept the board on in
47:10
both houses and Nancy Pelosi became
47:13
Speaker so but anyway during that time
47:15
let’s say from oh three until oh seven
47:18
when when the the Republicans came in
47:20
which so during that period of time the
47:22
Republicans had total control of both
47:24
the White House and the and the both
47:28
houses of Congress they grew the
47:31
government exponentially they grew the
47:33
military exponentially they grew the
47:36
they grew the surveillance state
47:40
exponentially they were the prison state
47:42
exponentially they grew the healthcare
47:44
state exponentially there wasn’t a
47:45
single part or sector of the economy
47:47
that government didn’t intrude on more
47:50
or cost more or steal more or infringed
47:57
upon more and it was all Republicans who
48:01
ran on being conservatives limited
48:04
government conservatives and we saw that
48:08
when uh you know during the the Reagan
48:10
years now Reagan had a Democrat Congress
48:12
he was dealing with but Reagan never saw
48:14
a spending bill that he didn’t love
48:15
unless he needed to add more to it and
48:18
so Republicans are the party of talking
48:22
about being fiscally conservative when
48:24
it’s politically expedient to do so and
48:26
then acting like there were Democrats do
48:30
when they’re in office in the same way
48:33
that the Democrats are the party of
48:34
talking great about things like human
48:36
rights and peace and and and although
48:38
recently they’re not the party piece
48:40
anymore but human rights and and you
48:42
know inclusion and fairness and all
48:44
these things and then when they come
48:45
into office they essentially do the same
48:47
thing that Republicans do Matt do you
48:53
have anything to add to that I mean
48:54
that’s like um no well yes
48:59
the note was an answer to Chris’s
49:02
question of will the Republicans ever
49:06
well the Republicans ever get back to
49:08
being conservative
49:10
no they won’t um more and more you’re
49:14
gonna see this move towards the middle
49:19
which in essence is just gonna be more
49:22
of a move towards the left which
49:24
eventually right now if you take a look
49:27
at like any Nolan chart if you’re taking
49:30
a look at any Nolan chart you’re gonna
49:31
be seeing that most presidential
49:32
candidates are kind of in this one tiny
49:35
area that kind of covers the central
49:38
left and central right and it’s right in
49:41
that area that’s why right now you’re
49:43
Elizabeth Warren’s aren’t going to win
49:45
and you’re Bernie Sanders aren’t gonna
49:47
win and you’re never gonna get somebody
49:50
like Ron Paul right right no everybody’s
49:54
gonna be okay well this person’s
49:56
palatable this person’s palatable and we
49:58
can possibly get things done with them
50:00
right but because of that you’re gonna
50:04
end up with okay well we have to give up
50:06
this spending in order to get this right
50:09
and we’re gonna have to give up this you
50:12
know this bill so that way we can get
50:15
this and you’re gonna see more and more
50:17
spending for less and less and
50:18
eventually the spending is going to just
50:20
become so natural that people accept it
50:23
it’s like the farm subsidies yes we’re
50:29
getting the Terr we’re terrifying we’re
50:32
adding these tariffs and the farmers
50:34
aren’t making as much money and in order
50:35
to make up for that we are now
50:37
subsidizing the farmers and you have
50:39
people out there saying no this is fine
50:41
because we need to do that in order to
50:42
make sure that this works although if we
50:44
weren’t doing this in the first place
50:45
we’d be paying less on the products that
50:47
are coming in and we wouldn’t be
50:49
spending the tax money in order to
50:50
subsidize the farmers right but because
50:52
of that we’re accepting it and you see
50:54
Republicans defending it saying no no
50:56
this is fine that’s where they’re
50:59
already there they’re losing their
51:01
battle they’re losing their battle and
51:04
so no the Republicans are never going to
51:06
go back to the we don’t spend money
51:08
conservatives no no no they’re not even
51:13
going to go back to they were not going
51:14
to spend more money conservative so for
51:16
a long time
51:17
conservatives have never actually cut
51:19
government ought about
51:20
a lot but conservatives have never
51:22
actually in a long sustained way cut
51:25
government there was a very brief period
51:26
during the Coolidge years where it
51:28
happened but it was immediately stripped
51:29
by the Hoover years there’s never been a
51:32
long sustained period of time of
51:34
conservatives cutting government what
51:37
they have done successfully the
51:38
different degrees at times is not grow
51:40
government
51:41
so progressives progress and then
51:43
conservatives conserve they don’t stop
51:47
they go well well well let’s just not go
51:49
any further let’s just stay where it is
51:51
let’s preserve this for future
51:53
generations so for example a
51:56
conservative of a hundred years ago
51:58
would sound like an anarchists now they
52:01
would want no public education they
52:03
would not they would want no federal
52:05
storm assistance after you know a major
52:08
storm they would want no federally owned
52:10
roads they would want no Federal Reserve
52:12
they would want no central banking they
52:16
would want no wage laws at all they
52:19
would want no Social Security no
52:20
Medicare no VA it’s a conservative
52:22
thought against the creation of the VA
52:24
they would want no inclusion in any of
52:26
these so-called Wars of terrorism they’d
52:28
want none of the surveillance they want
52:29
none of that they’d want to preserve
52:31
whatever level of government growth had
52:33
been done by the progressives up until
52:34
that point which of that would be like
52:36
what 1919 but they would say but no more
52:40
so now we’ve moved to a new era where
52:43
you’ve got the super progressives who
52:46
want to progress you know this high this
52:49
fast and then you’ve got the Republican
52:51
progressives who still call themselves
52:53
conservatives who they want to grow this
52:55
fast but also preserve all of the
52:57
current overgrowth of government that’s
52:59
already happened so when people see you
53:02
know conservatives in Canada and the UK
53:05
talk about the the common-sense measures
53:07
that they need to take to cut spending
53:09
so that they can preserve socialized
53:11
health care for future generations and
53:13
an Americans sneer at that that’s coming
53:17
here
53:17
it will probably be Republicans who
53:20
introduced some form of socialized
53:22
health care and when Democrats come in
53:24
they’ll turn it into something way
53:25
bigger and then if Republicans come in
53:27
they’ll fight to preserve it make sure
53:28
that it stays around so that grandma can
53:30
get to the doctor one day if if she
53:34
comes up before she dies and that’s all
53:37
coming so no I don’t think we’re ever
53:40
gonna return to limited anything I think
53:44
it’s good it’s gonna just grow forever
53:47
and ever and ever
53:47
no yeah that’s essentially yeah yeah I
53:53
wish I was saying something else but
53:54
that’s out and then we have an anonymous
53:55
caller uh no idea who this is but let’s
53:58
let’s drop that that question hey Muddy
54:03
Waters media anonymous caller here first
54:06
time long time so I wanted to touch on
54:10
probably the the most important topic of
54:13
the week I think we would all agree it
54:16
was dark like this rule scary thing
54:21
that’s that’s happened recently and of
54:25
course I’m talking about the penultimate
54:27
episode of succession we find out about
54:31
these deaths happening on on these
54:35
cruise ships these sexual allegations
54:38
and sexual abuse going on you know this
54:43
this company that’s basically I think
54:46
clarity does Fox News that’s been funny
54:49
for for all season all of a sudden it
54:51
got really dark really fast and I’d love
54:53
to know who’s who’s gonna be the the guy
54:57
that takes the fall for all of this is
54:58
it Kendall is it Roman I don’t know
55:00
Thanks I don’t even know what he’s
55:04
talking about I have no I think it’s
55:06
Kendall I think it’s Roman well okay I’m
55:11
fine with that being our major
55:13
disagreement on the show I’m on a team
55:16
team Wendell takes the fall and your
55:18
team Roman tastes awful yeah I don’t
55:21
know what is it what what is our
55:23
anonymous caller talking about I don’t
55:25
Secession hey anonymous caller was
55:29
Succession I have no idea what this is
55:33
it’s a show on HBO
55:36
it’s about international media oh so
55:41
it’s like a like a Rupert Murdoch and
55:44
family play on that whole
55:47
okay so I’ve seen this come up I haven’t
55:50
watched any of it though I think it’s I
55:53
think it’s what I say Kendall it’s
55:55
Kendall you think it’s Kendall you think
55:57
it’s going down oh man no I’m definitely
56:00
oh man actually now that I see who the
56:02
actors are there’s a guy we can know it
56:06
could be Kendall
56:07
Kendall’s going down yeah no one’s
56:10
Macaulay Culkin’s more talented brother
56:11
oh they’re not gonna do that damn great
56:16
he’s gone through enough by the way
56:20
there was there was talk about the
56:21
possibility of there being a home alone
56:23
three with Macaulay Culkin playing Kevin
56:26
okay first of all pricing that rule
56:28
already is a home one three four wait
56:35
there’s a third one first one was at his
56:38
house right second sang was lost in
56:40
Newark third one was not with Kevin
56:44
McCallister that doesn’t that’s not
56:47
canon it’s called home alone three and
56:51
it was produced by the guy who john god
56:56
I can’t believe I forgot his name the
56:59
guy man he did Breakfast Club and pretty
57:02
in pink John Hughes that I mean I think
57:09
we can all agree that that’s not that
57:14
doesn’t count
57:15
not that didn’t not my own alone hashtag
57:19
not my home alone we’re so close right i
57:21
I
57:23
there’s no way yeah no it’s definitely
57:26
Kendall so thank you an honor I’m gonna
57:29
stay I’m gonna stick Roman just because
57:31
you know I said it so and I’ve never
57:34
seen it so we won’t even know if we’re
57:37
right or not that’s the beauty of this
57:39
you know just looking at this cast this
57:41
is a show I am gonna watch like as soon
57:44
as we get finished tonight okay well
57:46
then you can tell me like you’re legit
57:47
take next next week so thanks again
57:51
naanum scholar but so speaking of not
57:55
knowing who’s gonna take the fall I
57:56
guess that’s probably actually a good
57:58
segue Donald Trump
58:01
in his talking about pulling his ever
58:04
never-ending talk about pulling troops
58:06
out of Syria he has threatened Turkey in
58:10
a very interesting way he he said as hi
58:12
have as I have stated strongly before
58:15
and just to reiterate retreat do it is
58:17
Trump Oh didn’t you know you do it then
58:20
you do it because I I can’t as I stand
58:28
strongly before and just to reiterate if
58:29
turkey does anything that I in my great
58:32
and unmatched wisdom consider to be
58:34
off-limits I will totally destroy and
58:35
obliterate the economy of Turkey I’ve
58:37
done before which I don’t remember that
58:40
happening
58:40
they must with Europe and others watch
58:42
over the captured Isis fighters and
58:46
Families the US has done far more than
58:48
anyone could have ever expected
58:49
including the capture of a hundred
58:51
percent of the Isis Caliphate it is time
58:54
now for others in the region some with
58:57
great wealth to protect their own
58:59
territory the USA is great I’m not sure
59:03
what the USA that was pure boomer
59:05
posting at the end they’re just throwing
59:07
in the USA is great and really anyway
59:10
yeah if anyone recalls when a Trump
59:12
totally destroyed totally destroyed and
59:17
obliterated the economy of Turkey if you
59:19
can let us know cuz I do not I I don’t
59:23
no idea what he’s referencing there so
59:26
Trump said he’s gonna pull troops from
59:30
Syria like a hundred like a hundred
59:32
troops from Syria right
59:34
and then Turkey said that they were
59:37
gonna take over they were gonna so I my
59:41
understanding is they were going to
59:42
attack an area that has US backed
59:47
Kurdish fighters that Turkey considers
59:51
to be a terrorist organization that so
59:53
to Kurt the Kurds for those who don’t
59:55
know the Kurds are people they’re not
59:57
actually Arabs they’re Sunni Muslims but
59:59
they’re not Arabs they live they don’t
60:01
have their own country and when the
60:06
colonial former colonial powers were
60:07
carving up the Middle East they didn’t
60:09
bother making anything for the Kurds so
60:11
the Kurds live in the south part of
60:13
Turkey the eastern part of
60:14
Syria and the northern part of I’m doing
60:17
that in Reverse from what you’re seeing
60:19
so that the northern part of Turkey the
60:20
eastern part of Syria and the nor the
60:22
southern part of Turkey eastern part of
60:24
Syria and northern part of Iraq which
60:29
they consider Kurdistan no one else does
60:31
and so you know they’re fighting for
60:35
right now they’ve been fighting Isis
60:37
because the US has been sponsoring them
60:38
but they also are fighting for a
60:40
Kurdistan and have attacked Turkey in
60:42
the past and so Turkey considers them a
60:44
terrorist group this was a threat that
60:47
he made to to you know to destroy
60:50
totally destroy Turkey again again if
60:55
they dare attack the dare attack the the
61:00
Kurds and to not be one-upped on saying
61:03
the stupidest thing this week Lindsey
61:06
Graham with a respectable entry blaming
61:10
9/11 on Obama’s libertarian former
61:14
foreign policy he says the Obama /
61:18
Liberto Bhama – libertarian foreign
61:21
policy does not make America safe
61:24
if ignoring radical Islam made America
61:27
safe there would not have been a 911
61:29
ignoring radical Islam meaning bombing
61:32
and destabilizing Muslim countries for
61:34
two generations right right and the
61:38
Obama libertarian foreign policy Obama’s
61:41
foreign policy not being libertarian
61:45
yeah he dropped like 2 million bombs or
61:49
something like that yeah is 10 thousand
61:53
bombs a month or something like that the
61:56
classic libertarian policy of bombing
61:58
dropping countless bombs and killing
62:03
countless people many homework noncom
62:06
some of them American citizens without
62:09
trial some of them American citizens
62:11
without trial Graham was angry about
62:14
Trump pulling the u.s. military out of
62:16
Syria he wrote no matter what President
62:19
Trump is saying about his decision it is
62:21
exactly what President Obama did in Iraq
62:23
with even more disastrous consequences
62:25
for our national security
62:26
unlike President Obama
62:28
I hope President Trump will reassess and
62:31
take sound military advice one of the
62:34
few things that Obama did that was good
62:36
was to get US troops out of Iraq which
62:38
incidentally right now is embroiled in
62:41
their own version of a Hong Kong protest
62:43
where soldier soldiers are killing
62:45
students in the streets over corruption
62:48
issues it’s a good thing that US troops
62:50
aren’t there anymore
62:51
that’s like again broken clock great job
62:55
Obama on pulling out we’re being told
62:57
disastrous consequences there were no
62:59
disastrous consequences of pulling out
63:02
of Iraq nor would there be pulling out
63:03
of Syria and then not to be outdone on
63:07
being the biggest bitch in this week
63:10
nikki Haley who is a literal bitch also
63:14
attacked Trump for his issuing your
63:16
little bitch
63:17
Oh we’ll get to that in a moment because
63:19
I have a few apologies to do on this
63:21
episode I already did my one atonement
63:22
I’m about to do another nikki Haley
63:25
former governor of my state South
63:28
Carolina former UN Ambassador current
63:31
bitch wrote we must always have the
63:33
backs of our allies if we expect them to
63:35
have our back the Kurds were
63:37
instrumental in our successful fight
63:39
against Isis in Syria leaving them to
63:42
die it’s a big mistake
63:44
hashtag nikki is our bitch so guys i’d
63:49
like to take a moment lindsey graham and
63:53
nikki Haley are from my state and before
63:57
I was an anarchist our 15 minutes I
64:03
voted for both of them at one point I
64:07
voted for Lindsey Graham in 2002 because
64:14
he was a neocon because I was as well
64:16
and I voted for nikki Haley in 2008
64:23
because she talked about cutting
64:25
government
64:28
and I hate it Andre Bauer I’d still do
64:33
so in a way I’m partially responsible
64:36
for all of this I did not vote for
64:40
Lindsay Inouye I voted for a Democrat
64:43
with a flat top whose name I don’t
64:45
remember at the moment bill something or
64:47
Bob something he wanted out of Iraq and
64:49
he was more conservative than Lindsey
64:53
and I’m not sure how we got the
64:54
Democratic nomination
64:56
but I voted for him actually I don’t
64:58
think I voted for anyone in that one
65:00
that was Oh eight and then in 2014 I
65:03
wrote in my dog she was Cohen
65:06
who lost in a close decision we tried to
65:13
contest that for a recount but turned
65:15
out it was illegal for a dog to run for
65:18
office in South Carolina Bible Bible
65:22
built politics gets in the way the cost
65:25
of a recount that’s fair enough but the
65:29
whole dogs can’t but you know your
65:31
Christian fundamentalism has to get in
65:34
the way of our human rights and so but
65:38
the fact is I mean more than likely he
65:43
would have won without my vote as would
65:45
she but I even voted for her in the
65:48
primary and so I just I just need to
65:49
take a moment because the reality is I
65:53
have a little blood on my hands and and
65:58
I’m sorry I’m sorry I also voted for
66:03
Bush you know for I voted for him toys
66:07
I didn’t I I was gonna vote for Nader in
66:11
2000 but I was I was too high and forgot
66:13
what day a Election Day was and I kind
66:14
of thought you could kind of do it the
66:15
whole week so guys I apologize I can’t
66:22
take it back but I can’t apologize so I
66:26
do she was coming 2020 that’s correct
66:29
Jacob um anyway so oh but it gets worse
66:34
guys yeah it’s gonna say we’re because
66:37
not only are Republicans mad Trump was
66:40
rebuked by none other
66:42
than God the president who allowed
66:44
Khashoggi to be cut in pieces and
66:47
without any repercussions whatsoever is
66:50
now allowing the Christians and the
66:53
courage to be massacred by the Turks and
66:56
I believe and I want to say this with
66:58
great solemnity the President of the
67:02
United States is in danger of losing the
67:05
Mandate of Heaven if he permits this to
67:08
happen the Mandate of Heaven first of
67:14
all can we talk about what happened to
67:17
Pat Robertson oh about a hundred years
67:21
good god that man the president that guy
67:26
has aged he has aged and it has not been
67:30
pretty I mean let’s be clear he was old
67:33
when I was a baby
67:34
yeah so he’s got to be how old is Pat
67:38
Robertson Pat Robertson by the way
67:39
mandate of heaven to stay alive is
67:46
eighty nine eighty nine thousand 1930 he
67:51
is a spring chicken 90th birthday
67:56
good god Ben looks it he looks every day
68:02
of 89 he he is so it if he’s if someone
68:05
came up to you looking like him and said
68:06
I’m 89 I’d say I believe you sir I
68:08
believe every single word of that good
68:11
god he looks like the Cryptkeeper had
68:14
sex with Freddy Krueger no I would
68:17
create a mandate of heaven well I mean I
68:19
mean if anyone would know if you’re in
68:21
danger of losing the Mandate of Heaven
68:23
it would be Pat Robertson Pat Robertson
68:26
by the way who said that we get
68:29
hurricanes because of gay marriage and
68:32
that what else Ariel Sharon died because
68:38
he pulled out that Israeli troops out of
68:41
Gaza
68:41
I got him some a little bit of harshness
68:44
there a little bit of a mandate of
68:47
having himself from that one but he’s so
68:49
he’s got a lofty claim guys that the
68:51
reason that I guess Donald Trump is
68:53
president is because heaven mandated it
68:55
sure how Obama happened gonna follow
68:58
that that is the one question that I
69:01
have for many of the Christian
69:03
conservatives is yes when when Trump was
69:08
first elected there was a image that was
69:10
circulating and it was of Jesus guiding
69:14
the hand of Trump and everybody’s like
69:19
God put Jesus here and God put Trump
69:22
here Oh God also Jesus also Jesus also
69:26
back in the White House right and I’m
69:28
like didn’t God put Obama there Frankie
69:30
aren’t you kind of if you’re rooting for
69:33
that if you’re saying that this is going
69:34
on he’s doing both sides here he’s
69:38
playing he’s playing the field yeah I’ve
69:40
never been a fan of that cuz then if you
69:42
say I think oh no that was punishment
69:43
I’m like listen unless you’re reading
69:46
from the Bible
69:47
you’re spitballing here right as to
69:50
whether which one was punishment which
69:53
Munn was the blessing and which one was
69:55
maybe maybe God just letting you do your
69:59
own damn thing possibly as best as gay
70:05
marriage is pretty high and would
70:06
definitely heat up the Atlantic
70:09
especially with all those cruises huh
70:11
yeah I mean you know if you want to heat
70:15
up the Atlantic you’re gonna on a gay
70:16
cruise I wish I had done that when I
70:20
said the thing in the first place but so
70:22
I so yeah so the entirety of report all
70:27
Republicans including God come out
70:30
strongly against Donald Trump and his
70:34
move to apparently to pull even remotely
70:39
out of Syria and pretty quickly
70:42
afterwards they senior administration
70:43
officials seem to contradict Trump in a
70:46
call with the pool of reporters saying
70:48
that Trump was only relocating 50 troops
70:50
between another part of Syria was not
70:52
pulling out entirely even though Trump’s
70:53
tweets all the last week plus have been
70:55
saying we’re getting out of Syria then
70:58
Trump also seemed to contradict Trump
71:00
tweeting earlier today that Turkey was a
71:03
great ally and that he will not abandon
71:04
the Kurds or leave Syria mandate of
71:08
heaven
71:09
restored so good news there good news
71:16
there I there isn’t they can’t actually
71:27
thanks so they can’t actually believe
71:31
that God if you believe in such things
71:35
that God looked down with his infinite
71:39
wisdom at the three hundred and fifty
71:42
million people living in the United
71:44
States and said that one that one that
71:48
one that guy that guy that guy right
71:52
there
71:53
you know what he’s never had a drink or
71:55
done a drug in his life that’s all you
71:58
need that’s it you’re qualified I don’t
72:00
care about anything else you have done
72:02
in your lifetime anything you have said
72:05
in your lifetime don’t care about me
72:09
just don’t drink or do drugs right so
72:11
being a teetotaler is all you need
72:13
follow this one weird trick to get the
72:17
Mandate of Heaven don’t drink or do
72:20
drugs or do drugs everything else you’re
72:23
good unless you’re Obama because he
72:25
drank and did drugs there’s a look I’m
72:28
so guys I’m not gonna lie there’s a
72:31
little bit of contradiction here just
72:35
we’re not getting a full picture it’s
72:38
not always lining up it’s not always
72:41
lining up and so what so anyway
72:45
so speaking of mandate of heaven
72:51
speaking of a mandate of heaven if
72:53
heaven mandates that you go to jury so
72:58
Florida man uh miss jury duty and got a
73:03
nice little shout out buddy what’s that
73:07
yonder a Summerville shout out this
73:10
channel for laundry summer go this poor
73:12
guy from West Palm
73:17
he’s a 21 year old volunteer
73:23
the Parks and Rec Department who mentors
73:27
children I do we fall think well tell us
73:33
what this scumbag drag of society did
73:35
mat course this guy so he showed up to
73:40
his demanded jury duty and he had some
73:47
would say the benefit some would say the
73:50
torture of being selected for a jury now
73:56
DeAndre Somerville 21 years old had
74:00
recently moved in with his grandparents
74:04
some would call him the caretaker taking
74:07
his grandfather to therapy a couple
74:09
times a week got selected for a jury
74:16
well he’s not caretaking or being on
74:18
juries like I said works at the Parks
74:21
and Rec Department mentoring children
74:25
playing games with him whatever so he
74:29
pretty much just serves humanity as
74:30
every waking moment right that’s what it
74:32
that’s what it seems like
74:33
right overslept his jury duty that he
74:38
got selected for for a civil case
74:42
stemming from an automobile accident
74:48
instead of calling he looked up what
74:50
would happen on the old interwebs looked
74:54
like nothing looked like nothing but the
74:57
judge was like no no instead well
75:01
instead of showing up instead of calling
75:03
he just went to work to mentor children
75:06
but the judge said no no we’re gonna
75:09
find him in contempt of court and locked
75:14
him away for 10 days gave him one year
75:17
of probation in a 233 dollar fine and
75:22
initially a hundred and fifty hours of
75:25
community service
75:26
now the first time I was arrested for a
75:33
non-violent crime
75:36
I received one year of probation a $400
75:42
fine in 20 hours of community service
75:44
now were you on your way to serve your
75:48
fellow man when they when they when they
75:50
popped you know I was on my way to Kings
75:53
Dominion which is a theme park in
75:55
Virginia to utilize what I had been
75:58
arrested for and served me and he served
76:06
his 10 days which he did he said that
76:10
the 10 days was traumatic and I was like
76:12
okay man you’re playing this one up a
76:14
little bit too much now I will say that
76:15
his grandfather wasn’t able to get to
76:17
his therapy during those times and the
76:19
kids missed him at the Parks and Rec
76:21
Department and the judge oh he also had
76:24
to write a no minimum no less than
76:27
hundred word apology explaining that he
76:29
had learned what he had done wrong
76:32
like it sounds like they I mean I guess
76:35
I did
76:35
he probably could have gotten I mean it
76:37
sounds like they threw the book at him
76:38
like I mean this is pretty it gave him
76:40
like the worst thing possible they ended
76:42
up lowering it like he served the ten
76:43
days the fine didn’t get reduced he got
76:46
three months probation and has to do 30
76:49
hours of community service part of that
76:51
30 hours is once a week he has to show
76:54
up for a 10-minute lecture on why jury
76:58
duty is important once a week he has to
77:03
do this this coyote does community
77:05
service full-time as his grandfather’s
77:10
caretaker and at the community center so
77:13
like okay I let me put on my statist hat
77:17
for a second which is also a dunce cap
77:19
but let me put that on and I think for
77:24
this I thought you were gonna put on a
77:26
graphic oh that next episode that would
77:33
have been awesome but no but let me let
77:36
me just put that on for a second um and
77:39
let’s just let’s just so you put the kid
77:46
in jail and he does he has no criminal I
77:49
could see if you say Oh
77:50
okay you’re gonna have to pay this fine
77:52
and you know you need to sit through
77:55
this thing on why jury duty is important
77:58
and you need to write this letter about
78:00
you know why you were why it was wrong
78:04
or whatever you put the kid in jail for
78:07
a week and a half he’s 21 he’s like and
78:10
obviously not a criminal like he doesn’t
78:14
have any criminal record he’s like a
78:15
really good good how many 21 year olds
78:19
you know alpha like volunteer I was
78:20
twenty-one year old and I don’t think
78:22
it’s voluntary I think it’s a paid gig
78:23
but I mean still he chose that life I
78:27
was a Hellion at 21 and I wasn’t even
78:31
that bad I mean there were some really
78:33
really bad ones like this guy it’s good
78:36
kid and anyway so they threw the book at
78:40
him I guess it’s good that they reduced
78:44
the probation but now he has a criminal
78:45
record he’s gonna go for jobs it’ll be
78:48
like you know a criminal record it has
78:50
been it after he’d served the ten days
78:52
and this went viral
78:55
it did get wiped
78:57
oh so he’s not gonna have it on his
78:59
record yeah it’s not gonna be on his
79:01
record okay good cuz that was my biggest
79:02
thing you know it’s bad enough to go
79:04
through all this stuff and I can imagine
79:05
it would be traumatic to spend a week
79:07
and a half in jail not having really
79:10
done much wrong kind of basically you
79:14
just screwed up and didn’t hurt anyone
79:18
and and yeah that would be bad enough
79:20
but then to have them to me the bigger
79:22
thing was the records and now you’re
79:23
trying to get work and you’re like you
79:25
gotta explain why you got a felony at 21
79:27
or whatever so thankfully that’s that’s
79:29
that’s been removed and and I will say
79:33
it’s serving on a jury is the most
79:35
important thing anybody can do yes he’s
79:37
the single most important thing any of
79:40
us can do out there because if you see
79:43
somebody who’s gets busted for
79:44
possession of weed or some other
79:48
nonviolent crime and they’re like he
79:52
broke the law you need to punish him you
79:54
can go not guilty not guilty you know
79:56
what that person’s not guilty at the
79:59
very least at the very least you can
80:01
have that be a hung jury even
80:04
you’re the only one saying not guilty
80:05
you can hang that jury and if there are
80:07
enough people that do that you can
80:09
really you can make it impossible or
80:11
very difficult to prosecute people for
80:14
victimless so-called crimes and go ahead
80:18
it’s called jury nullification for
80:21
anybody out there who doesn’t know
80:22
called jury nullification you can say I
80:24
disagree with this law I don’t think he
80:26
did anything wrong and if that happens
80:29
enough times the law they’ll stop
80:31
arresting people and it could judge if
80:33
the judge instructs you which in most
80:35
states is illegal but they still do it
80:37
if the judge instructs you that you
80:39
still have to vote guilty if you think
80:43
they did it but that it shouldn’t be a
80:44
crime you can say I know not guilty I
80:48
don’t think they did it you have every
80:50
right to do that and so yeah
80:53
Google jury nullification you have every
80:55
right to say not guilty it is a great
80:57
way to actually fight you know we hear a
80:59
lot about fighting for our freedoms
81:00
that’s how you fight for our freedoms is
81:02
when our actual freedoms are actually
81:05
infringed upon you can stand in the in
81:07
the gate and say stand in the breach and
81:09
say no not guilty into it right it is I
81:13
used to try to get off of juries and now
81:15
I try to get on them just for that yeah
81:17
with my luck it’ll be like double murder
81:19
and I’m like I’m stuck now I gotta
81:22
decide if I really think they did it or
81:23
not
81:23
right like it’s like I would if it was
81:26
just like a possession case or something
81:28
like that I’d be like oh I would
81:31
meditate daydream the whole time not
81:34
guilty
81:35
definitely no no he’s not guilty oh but
81:38
they caught him with it now not yelled
81:40
now didn’t do it
81:42
they planted that was planted you ever
81:45
seen those deep fake videos that’s not
81:46
real so yeah so that was good so ending
81:51
on an inspiring note so some laws were
81:56
recently passed I think last week that
81:58
banned the use of face masks in in Hong
82:03
Kong in response to all of these
82:05
protests that started originally with
82:07
the implementation of the well the
82:11
attempted implementation of a
82:12
extradition law that’s now been removed
82:14
or no longer taken off the dockets
82:18
it’s not going to become law or even
82:19
voted on and the protests been going on
82:21
since earlier this year and so they
82:24
passed a law criminalizing wearing face
82:26
masks in public and the people of Hong
82:28
Kong have responded by continuing to
82:31
wear face masks in public I thought so
82:34
because initially where I said ignore is
82:36
a strong word more that they are
82:37
improvising because I read an article
82:40
where they were like the women were
82:45
braiding their hair in front of their
82:46
faces ah
82:48
and then I saw the the other article
82:51
where they said screw you I’m wearing my
82:54
mask yes so it’s been everything from
82:58
people like you said the braiding
83:00
they’re here are putting their hair in
83:02
their face people who have been
83:04
contesting it saying I’m wearing a
83:06
surgical mask for health reasons very
83:08
common in China and in in in the more
83:11
populated Asian countries where you know
83:13
bird flu and other other communicable
83:16
diseases have been a problem in the past
83:18
SARS and things like that for citizens
83:22
to wear when they’re in public wear
83:23
surgical masks to you know make sure
83:25
that there have less exposure to
83:27
pathogens and so a lot of them are doing
83:29
like this lady on the Left saying ya
83:31
know I’m I’m you know I’m doing this you
83:34
know for my health and then of course
83:35
the then of course the the people that
83:39
are just flat-out no screw you I’m
83:41
wearing a mask and everything in between
83:43
um so ya know they’ve completely ignored
83:46
it the protests just continue to get
83:48
more and more intense
83:50
even as the Hong Kong government has
83:52
kind of backed off of what they were
83:56
doing that has if anything embolden the
83:59
protesters of Hong Kong who were
84:01
demanding major reforms now right they
84:04
have shown the protesters that they can
84:07
win and now they want more yeah so I’m
84:11
actually pulling up their demands and
84:14
let’s see new from David Baldy nope nope
84:19
no I am not kidding
84:20
that’s not happening
84:28
I don’t I remember we read them on the
84:31
show a while ago but God that was that
84:38
was quite some time ago oh it’s quite
84:41
some time ago but now I can’t find them
84:43
why doesn’t anyone well anyway there’s
84:52
five of them one of them was that the
84:55
bill to the extradition bill will be
84:58
removed that has happened so now I got
85:00
four of them well one of them was for
85:06
one of them was for a second amendment
85:08
correct oh really that’s that would be
85:13
wild as hell to have a heavily-armed
85:17
somewhat capitalist country right in the
85:20
middle of China that would be something
85:22
I would laugh at that
85:25
well III am currently looking it’s
85:29
supposed to be course CNN says it’s
85:32
listed and then it’s not listed it’s
85:47
they said it was gonna be listed it’s
85:49
listed stupid CNN by the way Hampi aunts
85:54
says in Columbia South Carolina they
85:56
will not allow you to distribute jury
85:59
nullification pamphlets outside the Fed
86:01
courthouse during a cocaine trafficking
86:03
trafficking conspiracy trial you will be
86:05
accosted and threatened with arrest that
86:07
seems very specific hamp so I’m gonna
86:11
take your word on that that’s a lot of
86:14
places a lot of places are doing that I
86:19
know here they here in Florida they will
86:24
stop you from distributing any any any
86:30
information about jury nullification
86:31
they are not a fan of you giving that
86:35
out
86:36
Sarah Branyan right no they are not fans
86:39
of that they’re also not fans of people
86:41
handing out
86:42
pamphlets in front of airports
86:43
explaining what rights they have for
86:45
privacy with the TSA or the to your
86:51
constitutions because those are very
86:53
subversive Sarah Branyan says I’m only
86:55
thrilled to be a felon when my jury duty
86:57
form shows up I’m like can’t do that and
87:00
then she said now great now he has to
87:03
serve jury duty again that would have
87:05
been an interesting loophole if he had
87:06
that felony you can say oh you know I’d
87:08
love to serve jury duty but I can’t I’m
87:09
a recent felon here is full withdraw the
87:15
extradition bill okay a commission of
87:18
inquiry into alleged police brutality
87:20
yes which okay guys you’re new at this I
87:24
get it you’re asking the government to
87:26
look okay but you’re you’re getting
87:29
there you’re learning you’re trying yeah
87:31
retracting the classification of
87:33
protesters as rioters because rioters in
87:36
Chinese law have very strict punishment
87:40
compared to people who are protesting
87:42
amnesty for arrested protesters and dual
87:46
universal suffrage meaning both for the
87:48
Legislative Council and the chief
87:50
executive so one of those happen not
87:57
sure any of those not the ones are gonna
87:58
happen they may end up doing some kind
88:00
of amnesty for the protesters but I
88:02
don’t know so there was an interesting
88:04
thing that happened this is very big in
88:06
the gamer world so there’s a activision
88:10
blizzard game called hearthstone and
88:14
they were having a tournament and a
88:21
professional player a Hong kong-based
88:23
hearthstone player named chun-ning why
88:29
who’s uh who’s I guess screen name is
88:32
blitz on he gave a post-match interview
88:35
at the hearthstone grandmasters
88:37
tournament he wore protester style
88:40
goggles and a face mask and declared
88:42
liberate Hong Kong Revolution of our
88:44
time which is a leading slogan of the
88:46
Hong Kong demonstrations against the
88:48
Chinese government Blizzard announced on
88:51
their blog that Chung had broken their
88:53
competition rule violation
88:56
which according to most didn’t really
88:57
cover what he just did but that they
89:00
removed him from the current season of
89:02
the current tour for him to be able to
89:04
participate they stripped him of all of
89:07
the prize money he won and he’ll be
89:09
banned from competing for a year
89:11
it turns out that the Chinese government
89:14
owns a I think 4 percent stake in
89:18
Activision Blizzard as well as a bunch
89:20
of other game gaming companies and yeah
89:25
and so now there’s a boycott Blizzard
89:28
hashtag and also another company what
89:33
were they called another gaming company
89:36
announced that they would where is it I
89:43
can’t find it out but another gaming
89:44
company with a competing they have a
89:47
game that similar to hearthstone has
89:49
said that they are going to pay this
89:52
blitz chun guy all of the money that
89:54
blizzard took from him and add him to
89:58
their list of champions or something
90:00
like that so just a total mess all the
90:02
way around and if if anybody I don’t
90:06
that was rooting for China but in this
90:09
situation you can you can take solace in
90:11
the fact that they made the NBA their
90:13
bitch this week they absolutely made the
90:18
NBA their bitch this week when one of
90:22
the executives for the Houston Rockets
90:24
tweeted out that he was supporting the
90:28
protesters in Hong Kong and China went
90:31
yeah and basically gave the NBA the
90:34
middle finger pulled back all of the
90:38
sponsorships that China was giving to
90:40
the NBA and required heat so Houston
90:44
Rockets is the biggest team in the in
90:46
China for the NBA because of because of
90:49
Yao Ming the Houston Rockets yeah the
90:54
Houston Rockets exec said that he was on
90:57
the side of the protesters China started
90:59
pulling all sorts of sponsorships
91:02
television rights pulling the China
91:05
censorship thing that they do over there
91:07
because he said these things
91:09
and though he had to do a formal apology
91:12
the Houston Rockets did a formal apology
91:14
James Harden said that he was on the
91:17
side of China and this protest and the
91:21
NBA said that they were very very sorry
91:25
for the insensitive words of the Houston
91:29
Rockets exact just completely bending
91:33
over completely bending over for the
91:38
communist dictatorial regime of China
91:41
the same NBA incidentally that has
91:43
empowered their players to speak out
91:46
routinely on American politics against
91:49
Trump against police perta which is fine
91:51
that’s great that they’ll do that
91:53
domestically but then they just
91:57
completely bitch out pull a nikki Haley
91:59
if you will to to China not pulling a
92:03
bitch out to China is the Trey Parker
92:06
and Matt Stone the creators of South
92:08
Park they had an episode called banned
92:09
in China which was then banned in China
92:12
and then they gave their they get what’s
92:15
a hudley enough oddly enough then they
92:18
gave their official apology to China
92:20
from Trey Parker and Matt Stone I’m
92:21
gonna read it now like the NBA we
92:23
welcomed the Chinese censors into our
92:25
homes and into our hearts we too love
92:28
money more than freedom and democracy
92:29
gee the president of China doesn’t look
92:33
just like Winnie the Pooh at all tune in
92:35
to our 300th episode this Wednesday at
92:38
10 long live the great Communist Party
92:40
of China may this autumn sorghum hobbit
92:43
harvest be bountiful we good now China
92:45
that’s how you apologize to a
92:48
dictatorial communist ik regime that’s
92:51
right that is how you do it they did
92:53
that absolutely perfectly and the NBA
92:57
did it in the worst possible way that
93:00
you could possibly think of doing the
93:04
NBA pulled the Donald Trump of
93:06
congratulations on your 70th youvery
93:08
regime I wish I still had that graphic
93:11
another person who bitched out to China
93:13
in the last couple weeks was Donald
93:15
Trump my mom graduated China on the
93:18
seventh 70th anniversary of China’s
93:21
descent into over a hundred million
93:23
people dying from communism inside of
93:26
two generations I guess three
93:28
generations yep
93:31
I mean look but Trey Parker and Matt
93:34
Stone triptalk Trey Parker my son Trey
93:37
stone my boy
93:38
Trey Parker and Matt Stone Trey Parker
93:41
and Matt Stone they brought us South
93:46
Park and bass ketball oh yeah bass
93:49
ketball I forgot about basketball that
93:52
was good I mean it wasn’t good
93:54
who wants to know it’s horrible I
93:56
enjoyed it yeah what’s funny
93:59
same with Orgazmo it was awful
94:02
see Ivan I haven’t seen Orgazmo or Book
94:05
of Mormon but I need to I haven’t seen
94:06
Book of Mormon I want to see Book of
94:07
Mormon really bad yeah supposedly that’s
94:09
actually good in addition to being funny
94:11
so that’s about it oh it’s like they
94:13
took a South Park and made it and to
94:16
actually South Park the movie so it’s
94:17
still good that movie is so good
94:20
oh the original South Park movie the
94:22
only South Park movie oh I thought they
94:24
had a second one but the one where they
94:25
went to war with China with Canada blame
94:29
Canada we’ve already apologized for
94:32
Bryan Adams that was a good movie um so
94:37
guys that’s it that’s it that’s
94:42
literally it
94:43
but guys be sure to tune in tomorrow for
94:46
my next guest Jason woods yes sorry
94:50
great point Jason woods the NBA didn’t
94:54
want to play in North Carolina’s
94:55
bathroom law but we’ll go to bed with
94:57
China in their history of human rights
94:59
violations I bet most NBA players don’t
95:01
know what communism is correct
95:03
I wouldn’t know well maybe maybe on that
95:05
last part but the first part yes that is
95:07
a hundred percent yes you the the
95:10
bathroom was in North Carolina were so
95:12
bad and such against you so much against
95:15
human rights that you were like no we
95:16
don’t want to play there but you support
95:19
Communist China which also doesn’t allow
95:26
transgenders in bad incidentally some of
95:31
the worst gay rights records of any
95:33
developing country is in China outside
95:35
of like Africa and the
95:37
least is in China but you know North
95:39
Carolina was definitely the bad guy
95:42
there so yeah absolutely Jason that’s
95:46
perfect and comment there about about
95:48
the situation over there
95:49
so guys tune in tomorrow to my fellow
95:53
Americans where I will have this guy
95:57
John Phillips jr. is my next guest he is
96:00
running as the vice presidential running
96:03
mate for Kim ruff they are running for
96:05
the presidential and vice presidential
96:07
nomination for the Libertarian Party to
96:12
become the next president and vice
96:15
president so I’m talking to the possible
96:16
next vice president tomorrow at 8:00
96:19
p.m. Eastern on my fellow Americans and
96:24
then tune in next week right here on
96:29
Tuesday Tuesday night only only on Flo
96:32
oh oh yeah daddy’s getting three yo job
96:37
of going through toll seized return to
96:44
the returned oh yeah that’s what I’ll
96:46
make it toll seize a last stand
96:52
yes that’s what we’re going with
96:54
Democrat and three tolls these last and
96:55
I’ll have an actual graphic for that
96:57
soon shouldn’t have done that this I
96:58
keep thinking was it’s the next week but
97:00
anyway yet so tune in next week for
97:02
Democrat Democrat in three toll C’s last
97:04
stand and then I don’t think I’m doing a
97:07
my fellow Americans actually but we
97:09
shall see
97:09
so anyway Matt but I heard that there’s
97:14
something called the Internet really I
97:17
did and I have a question I have an is
97:20
I’m being I’m being told that in order
97:22
for us to be popular we should be on the
97:24
Internet so my question to you is if
97:26
someone wouldn’t go on this it’s all it
97:28
took wouldn’t you one would think and I
97:31
would have thought if someone were to go
97:34
on this Internet uh would they even be
97:37
able to find us and if so how you know
97:43
yes they would in fact be able to find
97:46
us on the on this enter highway
97:50
thingy web something um the spidery
97:56
thing of information and video a series
98:02
of tubes and lines and highways and
98:05
quick tubes we’re we’re on the slotin’s
98:13
you can find us on facebook at
98:15
facebook.com slash money wars maybe you
98:17
can find us on youtube at youtube.com
98:18
slash money large maybe find us on
98:20
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98:21
find us on twitter at muddy it on your
98:22
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98:24
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98:26
dot app slash muddied waters media and
98:31
you can find this in every episode at
98:33
muddied water’s freedom dot-com or money
98:35
water’s Mediacom you can also find us an
98:39
anchor
98:42
slash mighty waters muddy waters so guys
98:46
thanks again for tuning in we love you
98:49
very much
98:50
we just got banned in China oh I’m sure
98:54
and our I’m we’re gonna have to one-up
98:57
the Parker and stones apology so guys
99:03
thanks again a long time ago if we are
99:06
allowed in China then someone’s failing
99:09
at their job someone in China has failed
99:13
yeah on many levels
99:15
so guys we’ll see you in China and and
99:19
where we’re going we don’t need roads
99:23
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