Episode 115 – Trump Is Saudi Arabia’s Bitch (ft. Corn Pop)

The Muddied Waters of Freedom with Matt Wright & Spike Cohen


About This Episode

Trump is bending over for Saudi Arabia, Tulsi is sounding more and more like a libertarian, both parties want to ban vaping (?!) and Joe Biden is saving pools from thugs named after breakfast cereals.


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[Music]
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[Applause]
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the Vanguard for
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spike Brett Cavanaugh’s latest accuser
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Cohen I am Matt Wright and together we
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are traversing the muddied waters of
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freedom hey everybody I’m back we’re I’m
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back we’re both back
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we are both back but I both I’m back
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home you you won’t weren’t you back home
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last week hey everybody I’m back on the
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show home right yeah I’ve been home for
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ten days you’ve I’ve been home for ten
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days Oh
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first and foremost allow me to thank my
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dear friend Justin for the kava I am
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drinking on today’s episode and allow me
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to thank Angela and Tripp for letting me
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stay in their farmhouse in Jasper
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Georgia for the better part of a week
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and also to Kroger this delicious
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purified spring drinking it’s not from
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spring this dirt water
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bula vinaka bula vinaka I was talking to
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I was watching I was talking to somebody
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today and he was asking about the
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podcast so I put part of it on and just
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from an episode a couple of weeks ago
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and it was right at the beginning part
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where we were doing that bit where I
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thank somebody for the kava and then you
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thank Kroger where the water and he goes
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oh I get it you’re the muddy part cuz
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you drink the mud water and he’s the
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water because he drinks the water and I
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was like yeah that’s exactly yeah of
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course yeah yeah that’s that’s a hundred
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percent why we do that that is correct
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Matt’s friend
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we totally meant that yeah I was like
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man that kind of actually works out
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really really well
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we literally meant that 100 percent
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I think obviously I think no way is that
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the first time I’ve ever heard that yep
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I guess that Isis is trying to befriend
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me on Facebook maybe the NSA not a
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hundred percent sure I have one mutual
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friend there’s one photo
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who your mutual who’s your mutual is
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your mutual friend someone you would
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trust to be friends with a blonde that
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only has one mutual friend oh she’s got
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more than one photo but yeah I’m still
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going I’m still going
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Isis I let them I let them follow me I
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don’t accept it but I let them follow me
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cuz honestly like the government is
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already watching me right like the NSA
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or Isis or somebody just tried to
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befriend me like literally if if if
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either if neither the Russian nor
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American governments have tabs on me
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than they’re feeling their mission or
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major way so it’s really bad news let’s
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tell everybody that if you’re on the
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phone with me you’re probably being
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listened more than likely yeah yeah all
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right if you watch this show that’s got
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you want a black list straight up I
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there’s no way that it does at least on
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the Facebook black you’re on some kind
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of they’re gonna give you a heart you’re
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gonna get extra junk touching at the TSA
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something something something’s gonna
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happen so be sure to continue watching
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so we were gone last week we were not
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having a show and a lot of really
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interesting things happened and the most
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obviously I mean let’s just lead with
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the most important thing that has
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happened obviously ever which is that
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black swimming pools around the world
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are safe because of the heroic efforts
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of one Joseph Biden I do we just play
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the video like I mean is there any I
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mean so just just so everybody knows
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this this is not something he said this
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week yeah this is four years ago this is
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from 2017 somebody found this video and
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released it and just god bless them yeah
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this is everything if you were gonna
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imagine in your head Joe Biden talking
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about a black swimming pool in the 1960s
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sure this would be
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conversation so without further ado here
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is Joe Biden saving all of us I learned
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a lot and I learned that it makes a
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difference
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this was the diving board area and I was
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one of the guards and they weren’t
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allowed to through the three meter board
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and you fell off sideways you landed on
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the damps the darn cement over there and
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corn pop was a bad dude corn Punk and he
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ran a bunch of bad boys and I did yeah
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and back in those days and shot things
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have changed one of the things had to
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use if you use pomade in your hair you
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had to wear a baby cap and so he was up
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on the board would enlist him I said hey
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Esther you off the board or I’ll come up
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and drag you off well he came off and he
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said I’ll meet you outside my car this
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was mostly these are all public housing
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behind it my car there was a gate on
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here I parked my car outside the gate
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and I said I’ll be waiting for you wait
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burns three guys and straight razors
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these kids are not a joke there’s a guy
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named Bill right-mouse the only white
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guy and he did all the pools
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he was the mechanic and I said what am I
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going to do he said come down here in
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the basement where mechanics were all
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the pool builder is you know the chain
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that used to be a chain that went across
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the deep end and he cut off a six foot
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length of chain you fold up he said you
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walk out with that chain and you walked
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in a car and say you may cut me man but
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I’m gonna wrap this chain around your
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head I said you kidding me he said no if
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you don’t don’t come back and he was
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right so I walked out with the chain and
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I walked up to my car and that’s that
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those days used to remember the street
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raise you and bang him on the curb get
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him rusty put him in a rain barrel
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get him rusty you all remember that
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we’re head and I looked at him but I was
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smart then I said first of all I said
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well I tell you get off the board you
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get off the board I’ll kick you out
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again but I shouldn’t have called you
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Esther Williams I apologize for that I
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apologize but I didn’t know that
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apologies gonna work he said you
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apologize to me I said I apologize but
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I’m not for throwing you out
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apologize to what I said he said okay
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close a straight razor my heart began to
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beat again so anybody who doesn’t know
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Esther Williams is a famous swimmer and
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actress yeah I didn’t know I thought
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that was the Florida Evans from good
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times and I was like that’s an odd
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reference to make is someone thought of
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she had I don’t recall her being in on a
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pool she easily was up in the house I
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was I didn’t get that so thank you for
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that because I had no idea who she was
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she was a swimmer and actress apparently
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she was pretty good but uh well to get
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up to get a shout-out like that um so I
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mean guys who has it who among us has
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not been at the the black swimming pool
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when the thugs show up to play some
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Marco Polo and and you know they don’t
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follow the no he didn’t he could had a
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weird aside there about pomade and a
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swim cap was corn poppin not wearing
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that’s what I’m that’s what I’m guessing
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is that corn pop had pomade in and he
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didn’t have a swim cap or a bathing cap
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on and he was like no Esther you can’t
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get out of my pool like the way that I
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envision how all of that actually
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happened was very West Side Story with a
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lot of snapping and when you’re a corn
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pop pop all the way i-i-i-i I mean this
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sounds like if you had to ask a rural
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Iowa white child right now what it would
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be like to be at a black pool this is
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the story and you have gave him like 40
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seconds this is the story but apparently
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this is in his bio from 2007 the corn
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pop story so he’s sticking with this has
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been a long-running story about corn pop
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and I like my favorite part of that
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story is he goes remember when you would
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get the straight razors and you’d mark
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him up on the sidewalk and
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drop them in the rain barrel the rust
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them up yeah you guys you black people
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you know what that’s like right getting
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your straight razor ready for the pool I
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have and then and then the only other
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white guy said take this chain that I
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just cut off the pool equipment for you
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and threatened to put them in a noose
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with it right
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that’ll defuse the tension they’ll
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really cut back on the levels of tension
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happening here it’s civil rights era
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Delaware this will fix it tell them
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we’re gonna hang them and all you had to
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do was apologize for misgendering him
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who knew that deep down corn pop just
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wanted to be respected for his agency as
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a person it’s a it’s a heartwarming
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story guys sadly more than likely if you
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follow the timeline Corn Pops probably
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dead so I’m gonna pour a little out for
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corn pop in my mouth
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we’re gonna do a quick all right Pete
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all right Peter the big homie corn pop
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he’ll keep holdin it down
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um corn pop corn Bob there was only one
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there could only be one corn pop it can
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only do one one love the corn pop so
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speaking of things that aren’t real and
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made up and by God we’re gonna be told
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about it a lot
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Saudi Arabia oh man there were so many
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things you could have gone with there
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how much the entire rest of the show
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yeah that’s true this was the next thing
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in the notes so Saudi Arabia had their
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oil fields attacked by was it a drone or
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what I mean I don’t even think it was a
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drone attack okay but well they say it
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was a drone attack but Trump Trump came
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out and said you know in Saudi Arabia
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oil supply was attacked oh yeah no he
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said Trump tweeted Iran by the way says
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that they didn’t do it go ahead and
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right yeah Trump came in he’s like Saudi
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Arabia is Saudi Arabia oil supply
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was attacked there is reason to believe
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we know the culprit are locked and
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loaded defense depending on verification
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we are waiting to hear from the kingdom
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as to who they believe was the cause of
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the attack and under what terms we
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should proceed now he was been able it’s
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been a while since um I’ve checked into
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certain things like how our government
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works I didn’t think it changed but I
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don’t believe we’ve supposed to be
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looking to the kingdom for orders on who
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who we should be attacking yeah it’s so
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we got some some hot takes from well
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first from Justin Amash the former
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representative and suit possible
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libertarian loser Justin Amash says
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under our Constitution the power to
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commence war lies with Congress not the
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president and certainly not Saudi Arabia
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we don’t take orders from foreign powers
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which he apparently has not watched the
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last several years where generations
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really since World War two where the
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Congress just sends a rights off an
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authorization of force and president
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does what he wants Tulsi took it up
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Tulsi Gabbard who is definitely not
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going to get the Democratic nomination
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unfortunately she also had a hot take
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she said Trump awaits instructions from
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his Saudi masters having our country act
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as Saudi Arabia’s bitch is not America
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first and then she later wrote Donald
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Trump despicable offering to place our
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military assets under a command of a
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foreign country Saudi Arabia is a
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disgrace and betrayal of my patriotic
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brothers and sisters in uniform and to
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our Constitution we are not your
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prostitutes you are not our pimp bitch
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bitch that’s I picture her saying
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because she already said I mean she’s a
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bitch yeah you just keep saying it she
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both just imagine tulsi gabbard are
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actually right and I mean kind of she’s
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a little wrong on the pimp and
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prostitutes thing because when the
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commander-in-chief says go you have to
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go you kind of signed the contract
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saying that yeah I mean they kind of
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they kind of are it’s kind of worse than
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being a prostitute because if you don’t
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do what the pimp says he might beat you
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he can’t really put you in jail though
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right so a little bit off there but but
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yeah but what she was right
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that it’s not putting America first to
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be a bitch I just love that she said
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that and I I’m very I’m very happy about
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that now Iran has said that they had
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nothing to do with this but then there
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was someone Matt tell us about tell us
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about what Iran said so the commander of
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the Iranian Revolutionary Guards
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aerospace Force Brigadier General Amir
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uh Li Jie’s a day that’s nice
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thank you said we have been constantly
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preparing ourselves for a full-fledged
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war assumably meaning against the United
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States right and I think a lot of the
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rest of the world is kind of prepping
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for that as well it seems like every
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week that we have been doing this
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recently right there’s been another
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brinksmanship level action between Iran
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and the US just about one flew too close
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I ran took over the oil tanker ship the
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British oil tanker ship this the the
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Saudi Arabia oil supply was attacked not
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by Iran maybe by Iran by Iran Iran and
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it just seems as though all of the world
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is sort of waiting with bated breath on
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whether or not this war will or will not
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commence
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yeah and john bolton is off in his
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retiree land you know it it sucks
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because you know the big news was going
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to be that Trump fired bolton who is for
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those who don’t know basically the the
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Warhawk or was the Warhawk in chief of
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the white house really the world i don’t
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think there’s anyone who wants to kill
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more people than john bolton at any
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given moment i mean he’s ready to nuke
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china if they felt like that was
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necessary like he’s he’s he goes beyond
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being a chicken hawk he is the ultimate
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if once you’ve defeated all the other
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chicken Hawks
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you must defeat john bolton who actually
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just runs away because there’s no one to
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fight for him but so when we heard he
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was gone we thought oh well maybe maybe
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you were gonna not have that kind of
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posturing even though donald trump said
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I was even more hawkish than then then
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Bolton was because what else was he
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gonna say oh your drum yeah that’s my
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shop I’m Donald Trump it’s it’s a it’s
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spent years even before he ran for
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president perfecting it but so we were
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kind of hopeful thank you but we were
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kind of hopeful that uh you know we’d
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have maybe a little bit less of that and
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then this happens so buckle up I yes
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yeah it’s it’s anyone’s guess on whether
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or not we actually go to war at this
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point all science seem to be pointing
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towards it however I will credit where
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credit’s do Trump has not gotten us a
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new one he hasn’t and he seems averse to
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doing it he talks tough but he seems
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he’s like that you know Teddy Roosevelt
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said speak softly and carry a big stick
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Donald Trump is the exact opposite of
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that he speaks very very loudly and then
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he’s like I don’t really really want to
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go to war and I’m fine with that now
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someone else who was incredibly a
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critical of Donald Trump’s foreign
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policy is Donald Trump he wrote back in
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2014 when someone else happened to be
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present he said Saudi Arabia should
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fight their own Wars
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which they won’t or pay us an absolute
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fortune to protect them and their great
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wealth dollar trillion which is
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different from saying we’re awaiting
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from the kingdom and let unless he’s
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already got a backdoor deal planned to
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get y’all or trillion from Saudi Arabian
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yet to get dollar trillion well it’ll be
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nice I feel as though I feel as though
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it’s gotta be somewhat like
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unconstitutional to hire out our
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military I don’t know I don’t know I
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don’t know I don’t know the answer but I
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feel as though there’s got to be some
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sort of rule in there saying that you
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can’t just temp out our military
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I would think but who knows I mean if
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they if that is a rule it hasn’t been
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applied very well except we don’t know
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that we ever got money for it though Oh
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actual like a straight up and you we
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give you money for that
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oh no that hasn’t been done but well
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that we know that we know of yeah I
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don’t know I this is when I wish I could
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ask Jason by the way guys if if you if
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you could if you could keep mr. America
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the bearded truth mr. Jason lion and his
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family and you’re in your thoughts and
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prayers we’d all appreciate it he’s
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going through some some difficult stuff
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right now should be back in the next in
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the next few weeks but in the meantime
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we’re thinking about you and missing you
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especially in a moment like this where
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he’d probably be able to answer that
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right if that actually has happened so
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we’ll find that out later and get back
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to you but I I don’t believe anyone’s
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just ever straight-up written a check to
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the US government and if that and if we
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could if that could be done would that
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be constitutional I have no idea I I
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can’t imagine it would be constitutional
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if it has ever happened right but I
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that anybody recently has cared about
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the Constitution anyone yeah that’s the
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other thing is uh would it stop anyone
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and that I pretty well can tell you it
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would literally not stop anyone right
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because nothing else that’s being that’s
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unconstitutional has stopped anyone so
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speaking of attacks that didn’t happen
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or might have happened all these segues
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are gonna be the same because they’re
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all lies a New York time piece came out
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with a new allegation of Supreme Court
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justice Brett Kavanaugh has been accused
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of sexually assaulting who cares I
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listen I I I don’t really want to talk
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about this stuff anymore
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until someone provides some actual proof
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I keep getting told this stuff yet half
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these things happen if they happen it
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could have happened they happened so
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long ago that it’s truly a he-said
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she-said
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he’s already been confirmed if the last
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three allegations weren’t enough then
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this one’s not going to be he’s already
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confirmed right and I read a little bit
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about this when looking at the notes
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today and I kind of had the same the
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same thought that you had on this but I
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guess it it’s part of a book and it was
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included in the book and when people
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read it they’re like oh this is a new
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allegation maybe we can get whatever
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maybe you know we can get something to
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stick with this but why didn’t it come
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out
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during the extensive extensive
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background check that they gave on him
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during or during the what three-month
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long confirmation process where they
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were you know bringing in witness I mean
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again I’m not saying this didn’t happen
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because it could have happened I’m
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saying that it’s not going to change
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anything unless there’s any actual
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evidence that he did anything which
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according to the report there is not
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what is
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that report is the fact that the last
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big accuser kristinb lacy Ford her main
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witness who I probably would’ve been
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good for me to put her name in the notes
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but she basically said she was the one
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that lacy Ford said was like her main
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witness
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you know her character witness and event
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witness that this happened to her and at
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the time she just kind of said oh I
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don’t really recall now she’s saying she
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thinks the story was made up that the
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allegation against Cavanaugh by placing
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Ford was made up that she doesn’t trust
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Lacey Ford that she was pressured at the
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time not to say that she thought it was
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made up and that she didn’t trust her
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and that she you know when she was
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presented as the main witness and
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basically she wants nothing to do with
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any of this she thinks it’s all BS so
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and he’s already a justice yeah a lot of
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the Democratic candidates who we are
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about to talk about have been calling
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for his impeachment because of this new
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allegation and right our good friend
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kissed my best on YouTube this I missed
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coming out because someone wants to sell
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a book yes a hundred percent yes yeah
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that is all this is is somebody trying
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to sell a book so they threw it in there
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and they probably don’t have any real
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factual evidence it’s just a story that
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somebody said the story is about him
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being drunk at a frat party and him
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pulling his dick out and people pushing
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him toward a girl I think that’s what
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the story is I gave it about as much
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credence as I gave the 5 or whatever it
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was after it would Christine Blasi
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forward when you just knew that none of
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them were real about him being the
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leader of a gang rape party
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what’s that corn pop new corn pop
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definitely new corn pops you know
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minnows if any of this is true and we’ll
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never know because corn pops gone rest
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in peace rest in peace corn pop PLP home
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it down so III got he’s gonna be a
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justice next year cuz this is all and
29:00
someone’s gonna so speaking of those
29:02
Democrats those
29:04
there’s darn darn Democrats are okay
29:07
that dog democrat allow us to be the
29:11
first to apologize to all of our viewers
29:13
out there who have enjoyed every dem
29:15
again that we put on this hare god we we
29:21
wish we could have done Democrat gettin
29:23
three it would’ve been a nice trilogy
29:28
could round it out nicely
29:32
but unfortunately social media did not
29:36
want us to do dem again three social
29:38
media really really you know they were
29:42
okay with them again one time again one
29:44
they let us do for some reason hey
29:45
Facebook didn’t know the footnote the
29:48
first one they allowed it the second one
29:50
had two nights and on night one Facebook
29:53
bitched out on us and then the second
29:56
one YouTube bitched out on us and and
29:58
threatened to block our ability to we’d
30:00
still not be able to go live on on
30:02
YouTube and then that magically came
30:06
back but we learned a lesson there just
30:09
don’t livestream debates that’s a way
30:13
didn’t so you won’t miss doubt we’re not
30:16
live stream the debate just don’t so you
30:19
don’t lose your YouTube channel for 90
30:21
days so we learned a powerful lesson
30:24
speaking of speaking of what terrible
30:28
terrible decisions I watched the debate
30:33
I watch the debate without the joy of
30:39
doing it live and making fun of it I
30:42
watched it and tried to find decent
30:44
content to talk about after the debate
30:46
so what what was your takeaway from the
30:49
debate first of all a big shout out big
30:52
shout out goes to ABC’s Linsey Davis who
30:57
had the best quote of the entire night
31:00
when talking to Kamala Harris she said
31:05
you used to oppose legalization of
31:08
marijuana now you don’t you used to
31:10
opposed outside investigations of police
31:12
shootings now you don’t you said that
31:15
you changed on these and other things
31:17
because you
31:18
were swimming against the current and
31:19
thankfully the currents have changed but
31:22
when you had the power why didn’t you
31:24
try to affect change then and Kamala
31:27
Harris her face looked like somebody hit
31:33
her with a fish because she wasn’t
31:37
expecting that
31:38
no she was not expecting that whatsoever
31:41
it was just like and she came back with
31:44
it well a lot of my records been you
31:47
know kind of mishandled and no it wasn’t
31:50
mishandled you mishandled it you
31:53
mishandled evidence
31:54
you held stuff back you screwed yourself
31:57
in this situation and it took a lifetime
31:59
of you screwing your way to the top to
32:02
finally figure out that everything you
32:04
did was wrong right and this is so this
32:08
was like when Tulsi just took her apart
32:12
and talked about the time that she was
32:14
prosecuting a death penalty case and
32:18
refused to release evidence that would
32:22
exonerate him that the the defendant
32:25
even after the court ordered her to
32:28
release it she still fought releasing it
32:30
now if you’re a prosecutor your job is
32:34
to prosecute and bring about convictions
32:35
but ultimately if the person’s not
32:37
guilty your job is not to prosecute them
32:40
if you find evidence that this person
32:42
didn’t do it not only would you hand
32:44
that off to the defendant but you would
32:46
be saying you would be coming forward
32:48
and saying Your Honor we clearly messed
32:50
up we found some evidence that this
32:51
person probably didn’t do it and so
32:54
we’re going to you know we’re gonna
32:56
decline our whatever it’s called we’re
32:58
gonna end our prosecution where I could
32:59
have prosecuted anymore this person is
33:01
you know is is is we believe they were
33:04
either not guilty or we don’t have
33:05
sufficient evidence to prove that
33:06
they’re guilty what she did was she
33:09
didn’t only not do that she wouldn’t
33:10
even release it to the the defense um so
33:14
I mean come on Oh Harris is a cop like
33:18
just straight-up like she’s a vindictive
33:21
she’s the cop that sleeps her way
33:23
through the force this is the worst
33:26
potential type of cop in the military
33:29
they would have referred to her as a
33:30
field mattress Oh
33:31
okay and and probably probably similar
33:34
thing for cops he was a cop thought and
33:37
cop thought hashtag cop thought and uh
33:41
and and now she wants to be president
33:44
president cop dot and American people
33:48
don’t want it which is why now it’s
33:50
almost a dead heat between Elizabeth
33:52
Warren and Joe Biden and some in some
33:56
some polls
33:58
um so that’ll be interesting to see how
34:02
that how that plays out speaking of
34:05
other black Democrat candidates who
34:08
literally suck so uh while I was
34:12
watching I was going through and I was
34:13
trying to find I was trying to find fun
34:18
things to talk about that each candidate
34:19
said and some have been made it very
34:21
difficult right I and I’m gonna yeah big
34:23
shout out to Pete Giudice who even
34:27
though nothing he said was intelligent
34:31
nothing he said was so dumb that I
34:34
thought I should write this down good
34:38
job Pete good job Pete mayor Pete mayor
34:42
Pete but Cory Booker he came out the
34:46
gate swinging and he said the number one
34:48
reason government is formed is / to
34:51
protect citizenry
34:53
the number one reason the government is
34:56
formed is to protect citizenry bang-up
34:58
job they’ve done of that by the way
34:59
right just fantastic job just ask Kamala
35:03
Harris how well they did protecting the
35:06
citizenry under her watch
35:12
that’s not why government is formed
35:15
you know the reason the the the
35:19
Constitution was meant to protect the
35:21
people from government not the
35:24
government’s job to protect the people I
35:26
understand that this seems like one of
35:28
those weird loops that just kind of goes
35:31
back and forth into the same what’s that
35:34
thing called I can’t think of the word
35:36
of that infinity symbol no not that but
35:39
yes though I know there’s a term for it
35:41
but I call it the infinity symbol right
35:44
well
35:45
with that it’s the infinity symbol of
35:46
just constant thought of just going back
35:49
and forth the government wasn’t put in
35:54
place to protect citizenry that is not
35:58
what the government has been for that is
36:01
what the government has tried to turn
36:02
themselves into but they do a just a
36:06
bang-up job they do a bang-up job
36:12
because they put people in jail for
36:15
nonviolent crimes they put people in
36:17
jail for truancy they put people in jail
36:20
they just put people in jail they’re
36:22
just protecting people from nothing when
36:26
they just need to when they just need to
36:31
protect them from the government yeah so
36:34
Sarah Branyan hey Sarah says my how they
36:38
forgave Warren for the native thing it’s
36:40
okay for her to lie about being a
36:41
minority I can’t believe that as being
36:43
let slide not only did she lie about
36:45
being minority she lied multiple times
36:47
in order to get jobs and favors like it
36:51
was bad enough when Rachel Dolezal
36:55
pretended to be black which in some
36:59
cases actually like when she applied for
37:00
her job as a professor at an HBCU it
37:03
actually hurt her chances of it and and
37:07
becoming the the head of her local
37:09
n-double-a-cp
37:10
there are a lot of white people at our
37:11
heads of local n-double-a-cp s that so
37:14
it never really I mean you could argue
37:16
that it advanced her position but she
37:18
never just straight up said hire me
37:19
because I’m black
37:20
Liz Warren used it a lot like a lot of
37:24
time saying hire me because I’m native I
37:27
want this thing because I’m native she
37:28
even put it in her bar application that
37:30
she was neatly she tried to milk it for
37:32
everything that she was worth knowing
37:34
that she was one 1024 native maybe and
37:40
so Tara hope everything’s okay yeah we
37:46
hope you’re okay I can’t promise you
37:48
keep it PC we will keep it not X can we
37:54
say thought cop
37:57
copped on I you can just good thing we
38:03
didn’t do the intro that I suggested we
38:05
do if she wanted us to keep it PC yeah
38:12
mister that’s untrue oh gosh yeah I
38:15
forgot about that yeah we’ll do that
38:17
next one right do that the next one so
38:21
ya know we’ll keep it we’ll probably
38:25
just stop saying thot thot there’s
38:29
nothing wrong with well I mean if yours
38:31
does that mean you’re a thought police
38:33
[Laughter]
38:35
well like like bass says if if she
38:38
breathes she a thought which is right um
38:41
but um I like that dot please so
38:45
speaking of the thought please
38:48
I bet maybe she was a thot in her day we
38:51
were supposed to stop saying this Liz
38:53
Warren said I’ve never met anyone out in
38:55
the reservation I added that who likes
38:59
their insurance company because of
39:01
course that’s definitely reason to make
39:04
the government who has like a seventeen
39:05
percent approval rating put them in
39:07
charge of insurance since everybody on
39:10
the democratic debate field is with the
39:13
exception of Joe Biden Biden and
39:15
Klobuchar every single one of them is
39:18
fighting for Medicare for all right and
39:21
they’re saying that we need Medicare for
39:23
all Bernie waving his magic finger
39:26
thirty trillion dollars talking about
39:31
Medicare for all
39:32
and how we need to do it and Elizabeth
39:36
Warren when talking about why people
39:37
shouldn’t have the choice between
39:38
keeping their private insurance or
39:41
everybody switching the Medicare for all
39:42
she said I’ve never met anyone who likes
39:45
their insurance company now I don’t know
39:48
the seventeen percent of people who
39:50
approve of Congress but apparently there
39:55
is seventeen percent of people who do
39:57
approve of how Congress is acting I have
40:00
never met anybody who approves of her
40:02
I’ve never in any Congress ever
40:09
ever I believe that I have heard of
40:11
people who have said I’m really glad
40:13
that my insurance company helps me out
40:15
with this or that I had insurance when
40:17
this happened right I have never once
40:19
heard somebody say man I’m really glad
40:20
Congress did this yeah yeah you’re
40:26
saying nobody likes their insurance
40:28
company and then you’re putting that
40:29
into something that has less approval
40:32
rating than Nickelback STDs have a
40:39
higher approval rating than Congress
40:42
well they’re now using HIV to cure
40:44
sickle cell
40:45
so just to be fair I don’t know how that
40:48
really works but I saw HIV and
40:50
sickle-cell together it’s an odd pairing
40:53
it is currently they’re the opposites of
40:56
each other right
40:57
they’re the Joe Biden and corn pop of
40:59
diseases if you will and when you put
41:02
the HIV in he goes it goes over to this
41:06
sickle cell and says hey Esther Williams
41:08
get out of that artery right and then
41:15
and then and then it says oh I’m sorry I
41:18
called you Esther Williams and then it
41:21
was over and then you don’t have
41:23
sickle-cell anymore boo-yan Julian
41:28
Castro has a similar story has a very
41:32
similar story in his in his defense of
41:35
Medicare for all his example was my
41:39
grandmother or as he would probably say
41:42
normally abuela
41:43
my abuela had type 2 diabetes and it
41:47
kept getting worse and worse and then in
41:49
his defense of Medicare for all he goes
41:51
she was on Medicare so wait a minute you
41:55
watched her type 2 diabetes get worse
41:57
and worse while she was on Medicare and
41:59
you’re thinking wait a minute this is
42:01
what’s best for everybody you know who
42:03
needs this everybody everyone every
42:10
single person out there needs this
42:12
because they could not help my
42:13
grandmother my my poor abuela Mia Mia
42:18
Bella with her type-2 diabetes or type
42:21
DOS
42:22
diabetes but enemy over help everybody
42:28
else medic re-put Toto see diabetes max
42:33
author max meek says they all get worse
42:35
in the system that is 100% accurate you
42:39
know yeah that one I really like because
42:44
Wow in his defense of medicare-for-all
42:47
he told the story about how while his
42:50
grandmother was on Medicare she couldn’t
42:52
get better that makes sense
42:56
it does for me Abuelita that’s right
43:00
Chris Reynolds says conservatives like
43:02
evangelicals who hate Trump there of
43:06
which there are not many Chris but you
43:08
would think there would be more but
43:10
anyway but won’t vote for perceived
43:12
socialists will vote for more centrist
43:13
candidate like Biden especially older
43:15
voters and a Harris running mate works
43:18
well yeah I mean sure I of I I’d still
43:24
say Biden probably does the I don’t even
43:28
know I don’t see any of them beating
43:31
Trump
43:31
I see the economy beating Trump I see
43:35
them I see the economy or if he goes to
43:38
war with Iran if he goes to a war with
43:40
Iran as you’ve brought up in the past
43:42
that actually makes it more likely to
43:44
win because like we’ve never we’ve in no
43:50
one who’s been in an active new war has
43:52
has not been reelected that’s true so
43:56
there’s your nightmare scenario we’re in
43:58
a recession and so Trump’s you know gets
44:01
it in his ear that that’ll help him get
44:03
reelected and now we’re at war and poor
44:07
fully on Castro’s
44:20
a tipple dose diabetes diabeetus those
44:30
people too
44:33
oh well yeah
44:37
most everybody like Bernie Sanders I
44:39
couldn’t find one dumb thing that he
44:41
said everything he said was dumb the
44:43
only thing about him is he didn’t have
44:44
his voice so his voice was even more
44:46
raspy with the people at the deepest
45:12
entities so I actually don’t have one
45:16
one quote from Bernie from that entire
45:18
thing I wrote which club HR had a great
45:24
response to of you may have wrote the
45:25
damn bill but I read the damn bill oh
45:28
and I was like hey nice job baby
45:30
now eat this now eat this salad here’s
45:36
my here’s and after you eat the salad
45:42
comb your hair Bernie
45:49
so speaking of a just a bitch just a
45:54
total bitch made loser
45:58
schmuck Robert O’Rourke who some refer
46:03
to you mean Francis Francis Robert the
46:07
burglar DUI the the alcoholic burglar an
46:13
alcoholic burglar sucky Punk alternative
46:17
wannabe loser schmuck douchebag basic
46:20
white dad bado or Roark robert francis
46:26
whatever the hell his name is gave his
46:29
famous quote we said whoo yeah
46:31
we’re gonna take your ear fifteens and
46:34
your your ak-47s and you’re gonna have
46:38
to their weapons of war so you have to
46:40
sell it to the government and the
46:41
problem is bait oh I don’t think I can
46:46
sell it to you
46:46
I did a bit of a background check on the
46:49
government and you guys have killed lots
46:51
and lots of people and have kidnapped a
46:54
bunch of people and robbed a bunch of
46:55
people I don’t think I don’t think my a
46:57
ar-15s which I don’t have cuz I lost
47:00
them in a tragic thing that happened I
47:02
don’t think my guns are safe if I had
47:05
them or see your hands all of my guns I
47:07
lost during a hurricane recently yeah
47:10
durian durian I actually lost him way
47:14
before that yeah I mean I lost him like
47:17
herma days I lost him in Hugo I was
47:20
eighty-eight rough year for me I was six
47:23
years old lost all my guns sad but if I
47:26
did have them in fact I’m glad they know
47:31
that human took a Hugo took them because
47:33
I now don’t have to face giving them to
47:35
the likes of of you you know and bado
47:39
who is going for the record amount of
47:43
times where he says things that
47:45
obviously never happened said that he
47:48
went to a gun show he went to a gun show
47:52
and he was talking to people at this gun
47:55
show people who were selling ar-15s
47:57
people who were buying ar-15s and he
48:01
said these are people who really I wish
48:04
I had a good bado
48:05
I really wish I did but these are people
48:13
who you know obviously we’re not gonna
48:15
see eye to eye but we did find some
48:16
common ground and some of them some of
48:18
them said that they would be happy to
48:21
sell their guns back to the government
48:23
and at you know at a gun show which you
48:26
can’t do because the government never
48:27
owned it you can’t sell something back
48:29
to somebody which from whence it did not
48:32
come winds from whence it did not come
48:35
and he said that they would be happy to
48:37
destroy them cut them in half or sell
48:40
them back if that was the law and I said
48:43
no no that didn’t happen that’s not like
48:47
the bullcrap story you said about the
48:50
Republican guy at the restaurant who was
48:54
talking to you at the urinal yourself he
48:56
at the urinal which shout out to
49:00
whichever fan or follower whatever
49:03
person who was lucky enough to like our
49:05
page that was allowed who commented and
49:14
said who common Zaillian said I’ve been
49:17
in that restaurant I’ve been in that
49:19
restroom there’s no way somebody was
49:21
talking to you at that urinal because
49:24
they have huge walls in between them
49:27
that’s funny
49:29
who talks it oh are you paid oh hey man
49:32
great job on the guns he said it was a
49:36
guy it was a Republican in Congress that
49:38
was saying he’s like hey can’t say
49:40
really I know this is weird I’m talking
49:42
to you at a urinal but I agree with you
49:45
completely on guns that conversation did
49:49
not happen out of urinal whether or not
49:51
you could have it at that urinal or not
49:54
you have Republicans publicly saying
49:56
they support this you don’t have to
49:58
pretend this happen at a urinal any what
50:00
a joke right joke and then at a gun show
50:03
at a gun show where you’re looking at
50:06
these guns go man I can’t wait to buy
50:08
these and freaking have the government
50:10
take him from me for way less and I paid
50:12
for it and destroy him like I just it
50:17
Chris Ronald said how does it take your
50:19
guns is such a loser political strategy
50:21
how does he not know that he just got
50:22
too much money early and so we can’t
50:24
drop out even though he has no chance
50:26
exactly yes that is exactly what it is
50:29
he’s totally destroyed and a Chris Coons
50:32
a mayor Pete and someone else that I’m
50:36
forgetting right now have come flat out
50:37
and said this is going to haunt us for
50:39
many election cycles this is what new
50:41
you didn’t build that or the new I was
50:46
four before I was against it from John
50:48
Kerry like this is the new or read my
50:50
lips no new taxes from George Bush this
50:53
is the new thing that’s gonna like screw
50:54
us up for at least a couple of election
50:57
cycles including this cup coming one
50:59
where people are gonna be like oh I
51:01
thought you weren’t coming to take our
51:03
guns oh you are because you’re saying
51:05
you are now you’re saying you are like
51:08
there’s there’s more support for things
51:09
like background your other another
51:10
terrible idea but there’s more support
51:12
for that there is next to no
51:14
poor outside of Democrat primary voters
51:18
to have the government make everyone
51:21
sell their guns back to them there’s no
51:23
support for that um especially not in
51:26
the very states that they need like you
51:31
know that play in in in like literally
51:34
all of the battleground states are gonna
51:36
be placed as full of people who unknown
51:37
oh the hell you aren’t you’re not taking
51:38
my gun
51:38
alright so that’s literally what what
51:42
Reno is doing what bado is doing he’s
51:45
saying that yes we’re going to be taking
51:46
your guns we are taking your ar-15 so we
51:49
were taking their ak-47s is he is
51:52
sending people into war oh yeah yeah
51:56
he’s sending the police to commit an act
52:01
of violence against people in the only
52:04
way for them to protect themselves is
52:07
with the thing that they are trying to
52:08
take from them all right like he is
52:10
literally if he were if he were elected
52:13
which he won’t be but if he were elected
52:15
he would be starting a war on gun owners
52:18
and the gun owners would fight back yeah
52:21
it any major act of gun control is going
52:24
to cause more violence directly from you
52:31
know fights between police and and
52:34
between the state and between the police
52:36
in between gun owners then they’re
52:41
saying that they want to stop we haven’t
52:43
had the last time we had a major what I
52:46
would consider a major firearms act was
52:48
the National Firearms Act and it
52:50
resulted in a lot of gangland violence
52:52
that we don’t know what murder rates are
52:56
like compared to what was going on back
52:57
then we have no concept of the kind of
53:00
the kind of constant wholesale murders
53:02
across the country that were happening
53:04
because the police were in these rolling
53:07
automatic weapon fights with gangs who
53:11
had become rich on the ban on alcohol
53:13
interestingly enough so I mean it’s it’s
53:16
a obviously a terrible idea
53:18
speaking I’m gonna let you talk about
53:20
this one because I have no idea what
53:21
this is
53:21
speaking of basic white guys wood teeth
53:26
issues tell
53:28
about Joe Biden and what happened there
53:30
well long after his teeth fell out of
53:35
his head during the debate which you
53:38
just got to feel bad for a guy what he’s
53:43
sitting there in in the in the climate
53:46
change panel that they had his eye
53:49
explodes and he’s got just like the big
53:53
red blotch all over the side of his eye
53:55
and of course that becomes a meme and
53:58
then he has that video of corn pop
54:02
shootout go viral and then during the
54:08
debate his teeth just kind of come
54:10
unhinged and just kind of float in his
54:14
mouth for a minute and luckily he got
54:16
him back in by the end of the sentence
54:18
but that was an awkward sentence to
54:20
watch being said but and in his debate
54:29
performance at one point he was talking
54:31
about ways that people could be more
54:35
environmentally friendly and energy
54:38
efficient and I said don’t keep your
54:41
record players on all night now that’s
54:47
like a Saturday Night Live clip of Joe
54:50
by of like making fun of what Joe Biden
54:51
would say right like you when he said
54:58
that I thought to myself well Joe I own
55:02
a record player obviously like I have
55:05
typewriters I’ve gotten old-school
55:06
yeah I was gonna say like of course I
55:09
have a record player they go off
55:14
automatically man like though once it
55:17
stops playing the record it’s just it’s
55:19
just gonna stop and the records done
55:23
that is hilarious for Joe like you’re so
55:27
out of touch you are so out of touch Joe
55:30
and you’re somehow still the
55:31
front-runner because you just keep
55:32
invoking the name of the holiest of the
55:36
holy that’s literally the only
55:40
is because he has the most name
55:43
recognition which is because he was the
55:45
vice president for eight years under a
55:48
very a pot a president a president that
55:51
was incredibly popular with Democrats
55:53
and fairly popular with the general
55:55
public compared to most other presidents
55:57
and that’s it that’s all he has which is
56:01
why he keeps invoking it which is smart
56:03
but it is he’s also like he’s touching a
56:07
tea
56:07
he’s looking every bit of it he’s his
56:11
body’s falling apart literally in front
56:15
of us in front of us
56:16
III will say I feel bad for the guy
56:19
except he could choose to get out of the
56:21
out of the election at any time but he
56:26
goodness keep your records don’t let
56:29
your record players like don’t don’t
56:33
keep your record players on all night I
56:35
want I want to take back what I said
56:37
about Saturday Saturday Night Live if I
56:39
heard that as a skin on Saturday Night
56:41
Live I go ho because it’s so like out
56:44
there like of course he wouldn’t sit go
56:46
that far to say it and yet he said it
56:48
and yet he said it yeah port like Joe I
56:51
feel I feel really bad for Joe and he’s
56:53
gonna still take it our job he’s gonna
56:55
stick it out because you know his son’s
56:58
dying wish was for him to run for
57:00
president or something he’s already run
57:03
for president this will be what his
57:05
third or fourth time irena no way he ran
57:10
in no way and dropped out after saying
57:11
that he was finally Obama there was
57:14
finally a clean black guy running for
57:16
president who was well spoken and then
57:19
and then and then because of course he
57:23
would and then he also ran in either 96
57:27
or no he ran in like 88 he ran like a
57:30
long time ago and this plagiarism thing
57:34
came out that like all of his main
57:36
speeches that he had guys don’t look
57:38
this oh that’s right you stay some stuff
57:41
okay so one of the big things that Joe
57:44
Biden’s having problems with is he keeps
57:46
invoking the name of Barack Hussein
57:49
Obama and he keeps you know I was
57:52
Obama’s vice president
57:54
I was Obama’s vice president corn pop
57:56
Obama’s vice president Oh
57:59
corn flakes Oh corn pop and he um he
58:07
keeps saying that but then whenever they
58:08
bring up Obama’s record on immigration
58:11
he goes I was just a vice president yeah
58:14
I couldn’t do anything but then he’ll
58:16
say I backed Obama and the good in the
58:19
mediocre and the bad and up until
58:22
immigration is like I was just I was
58:25
just Chris Reynolds is really on me
58:27
Kamala Harris VP train is I was just uh
58:32
I was just a vice president I couldn’t
58:35
do anything there’s nothing I could do I
58:36
was vice president and it’s like Joe
58:39
like you got to pick a lane buddy
58:41
Oh hooli and Castro ripped him though
58:45
for his age during the debate look
58:47
anybody got this yeah because he said
58:50
something yeah and I probably should put
58:52
this in the notes but he said something
58:54
then when Julio Castro quoted me because
58:56
I didn’t say that goes did you forget
58:57
already Joe did you forget already
58:59
you just said it two minutes ago did you
59:02
already forget what you said two minutes
59:04
ago which is a valid response but ouch
59:06
right you know I I mean that and it put
59:12
Julio on the map for a lot of people and
59:15
Sarah said Joe can’t recite his website
59:19
so no one can fact check him later go go
59:22
– go go – no three oh three three three
59:26
oh whoa-oh-oh free yeah joe jones debate
59:33
performance was not great and he had
59:35
people going after him Kamala Harris the
59:37
only reason I don’t think Kamala Harris
59:39
will be the VP Nam is because she is
59:43
getting thrashed in the media yeah
59:46
because of her record on criminal
59:48
justice reform and I don’t think it
59:51
helps I don’t think it helps with the
59:56
black vote on which she needs which she
60:00
needs so like in general the Democrat
60:04
Democratic primary voters are something
60:07
like I want to say like thirty
60:08
40 percent plaque and in the South
60:10
they’re like 50 or 60% black so you
60:13
really need black support which is why
60:15
it was expected that cory booker
60:18
bitch-made cory and and and cop thought
60:22
of i’m sorry
60:24
gosh darn jerk cory sorry Sarah and and
60:28
cop thought harris thought police please
60:32
not please we’re gonna do what because
60:36
they’re black and Kamala Harris is a
60:38
black woman so she can do the whole you
60:39
know black girl magic thing and all that
60:41
stuff but the problem is they both suck
60:43
on the issues that black Democratic
60:46
primary voters care the most about
60:48
namely criminal justice reform and
60:51
police brutality and the war on drugs
60:54
and they both have terrible records of
60:56
that especially Kamala and so she’s not
60:59
doing well and so you it’s basically
61:02
becoming the Battle of the really really
61:05
old white people and including Joe Biden
61:12
it’s just it is like Trump’s gonna like
61:15
unless the economy goes bad and Trump
61:18
doesn’t go to war I don’t like Trump’s
61:20
gonna win we keep saying that but like
61:26
he he can get as little as forty six
61:28
percent of the vote and still win do you
61:31
see anyone in this in this field getting
61:33
fifty four plus percent of the vote I
61:38
don’t see him getting 52 or 51 no I
61:44
didn’t bring my notes from the debate in
61:46
but so with the eight like you still
61:49
have multiple candidates running that
61:51
weren’t on the debate stick multiple I
61:53
think everybody still is pretty much
61:56
from the first two debates I think right
61:58
three people have dropped out total yeah
62:01
like we told ya bird still running
62:04
marianne williamson did she droppers you
62:06
know she’s still in it and she actually
62:08
had she had a hot mic moment where she
62:11
said basically why is it that I’m the
62:14
one of the most left-wing candidates
62:16
running and I’m she said I think she
62:19
said I’m a super lefty and
62:22
the Fox News is being nicer to me than
62:24
the lefties are she’s feeling the Long
62:26
Knives yeah I thought the right was
62:29
supposed to be the evil ones but there’s
62:31
a certain yeah the right and
62:34
libertarians and you know are being
62:36
nicer to her than people on the left
62:37
they just want her out because she’s not
62:39
you know liz warren or you know or Joe
62:42
or Joe Biden or or whatever and because
62:46
she wants to heal the world that’s the
62:49
real reason why is that she actually
62:51
wants to save us from the dark for
62:53
psychic force of collectivise hatred
62:55
that’s wrong but no she hasn’t dropped
62:57
with a little cocaine and happiness we
63:00
can heal the world heal the world with
63:02
some essential oils and patchouli and
63:06
some hashish yeah yeah Shawn Whitehead
63:10
says Pete mayor Pete PD has been
63:13
steadying his responses and not running
63:15
from the issues that’s a that’s actually
63:16
true but he’s been doing pretty well for
63:21
a young guy for a young guy running for
63:25
the biggest office in the land and he’s
63:29
not backing away from anything he’s kind
63:31
of answering the questions more so than
63:33
others yeah he’s actually been the least
63:36
objectionable or one of the least
63:37
objection all and he’s gay and he’s gay
63:41
he’s gay yeah I could he’s a solid VP
63:46
pick he he really is like especially if
63:50
it isn’t Biden and you have a black or
63:55
Native candidate who gets it you could
64:00
you know keep the whites happy keep the
64:04
white people happy by putting in a young
64:07
nice white gay guy who doesn’t come off
64:13
as obviously there are all sorts of gay
64:16
people there everywhere okay there’s a
64:19
lot of everyone is gay sit back and
64:21
watch this one thank you cuz I’m just
64:23
digging the hole um there’s obviously
64:26
not a way that all gay people act but
64:30
there are many why am I saying this
64:32
there are many I don’t know I don’t know
64:34
what I’m doing here
64:35
yeah I’m just letting you I’m letting
64:37
you dig I don’t know what I’m I don’t
64:38
not even sure what I was trying to say
64:39
um
64:41
I don’t even remember what I was gonna
64:44
say now he’s gay he’s gay and that’s
64:48
okay it’s okay the mayor Pete’s gay not
64:51
that there’s anything wrong with not
64:52
that there’s anything wrong with that
64:55
anyway man god that’s like a 30 year old
64:58
reference at this point it’s so I think
65:01
how all that references oh so also
65:05
speaking of Tulsi Tulsi came out and she
65:09
was being asked about taxation from one
65:11
of her libertarian supporters and she
65:13
said taxation is theft and then some
65:16
other stuff technically okay so what I’m
65:22
gonna say a lot of people have been kind
65:24
of hitting her for going on past
65:25
taxation is theft what she said isn’t
65:28
wrong taxation is theft when our taxes
65:32
are being used towards the things that
65:34
do not serve our interests if that were
65:36
the end of the sentence she would have
65:38
said nothing wrong because all taxes are
65:40
being used towards things that do not
65:42
serve our interest but then she said
65:44
some other stuff and I didn’t even
65:46
bother adding it because what she said
65:50
some other stuff she said basically she
65:53
said you know right now our taxes are
65:55
being used for endless wars and nuclear
65:57
weapons and you know the you know
65:59
bailouts for big companies and bah blah
66:02
blah blah she was right but then she was
66:04
like so what do I need to be used for is
66:06
our schools in our health care and I and
66:10
watch this video of me doing squats
66:14
which I did it’s like her doing squats
66:17
there was a video of her doing squats so
66:22
well well well Matt looks up the video
66:24
of Tulsi Gabbard doing squats the so I
66:30
just want it so listen she’s maybe maybe
66:35
she’s on her way does she become a
66:37
libertarian in a few more years probably
66:39
not no no recruit her and she’ll lose
66:43
miserably I mean she had that amazing
66:46
orgasm worthy quote of the when she left
66:49
which he was leaving a campaign and
66:51
someone said do you think Walmart should
66:53
stop selling guns and ammo and she said
66:56
that’s up to Walmart which was like the
67:00
best answer anyone could get for that
67:02
right it’s up to them
67:04
she said it’s up to them and their
67:06
private company and then she just like
67:08
walked away and I’m like yes girl yes so
67:13
Chris Reynolds said I completely missed
67:15
that tulsi quote is it because she is
67:17
pulling solo she’s not getting coverage
67:19
yeah basically yes that’s essentially it
67:22
yes Sarah and reg says taxation is
67:25
always theft react yeah no exactly heart
67:32
react to you to Matt so that was fun and
67:38
oh now we have our new well it’s not new
67:42
but this is new we have our segment
67:46
called the personal injury attorney
67:48
Chris Reynolds attorney at law
67:50
anchor : moment which is you guessed it
67:54
guys this I’m just gonna leave this up
67:55
this is where we we take questions by
68:00
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
68:01
attorney at law that he is left on our
68:05
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68:09
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68:23
well but for now this is the Chris
68:25
Reynolds this is Chris Reynolds time
68:27
right now I take I’m gonna probably put
68:29
that on later you know I’m gonna show
68:31
that while we’re listening to his
68:34
question so this is the first one from
68:37
from personal injury attorney Chris
68:39
Reynolds attorney a lot personal injury
68:43
attorney Chris Reynolds here with your
68:44
Biden break so we’ve got a couple of
68:47
newer polls and things seem to be kind
68:50
of shaping up a little bit more
68:52
concretely on the Democratic nomination
68:55
and the interesting one that I really
69:00
found recently was the CBS polls that
69:02
recently
69:03
came out about you know the first you
69:05
know four or five what they called
69:06
battleground states whatever that means
69:09
and you know essentially the first few
69:12
states that are going to kind of sheep
69:15
you know the first wave of delegates and
69:18
really it’s come down to Biden Sanders
69:21
and Warren they’ve got like 70 to 75% of
69:25
the vote
69:26
does anyone else have a chance other
69:28
than those three like even Kamala seems
69:31
to be to be waning pretty significantly
69:34
so I’d love to hear you guys has
69:36
thoughts things I think everyone else is
69:39
running for VP at this point yeah I
69:41
think it’s gonna be one it’s gonna be
69:43
one of those three I don’t I was
69:45
actually having this conversation the
69:46
other day with somebody Sanders is he’s
69:48
slipping yeah
69:50
he’s slipping he’s slipping in the polls
69:52
and it’s like we’ve been saying for
69:55
months now in 2016 Sanders was the only
69:59
person saying this now he’s one of
70:03
everybody saying it Klobuchar Amy
70:07
Klobuchar tried to discern herself from
70:10
the rest of the pack by not saying the
70:12
same things and going after Sanders
70:14
right Joe Biden said told him he was a
70:18
terrible socialist that’s funny
70:24
but all in all it’s gonna be one of
70:28
those three probably either Biden or
70:32
Warren I don’t see Booker no shot that
70:38
oh no shot Buddha J’s Dark Horse doubted
70:42
highly highly doubt it VP maybe Harris
70:45
she’s fallen she’s been getting hit so
70:48
hard by everybody because of her
70:50
criminal justice right right that she’s
70:53
she’s just falling she’s nowhere near
70:55
near the lead anymore no Julian Castro
70:59
he tried to make a name for himself in
71:01
this last debate and it kind of helped
71:04
him out but he he’s gonna get like a
71:06
debate bump but he’s just gonna go back
71:08
down because he really doesn’t have
71:10
anything to say unless he’s saying it in
71:11
Spanish which was gonna be I mean that
71:14
was his whole shtick I’m gonna let her
71:16
one else fight for everything else and
71:18
I’m gonna get that pined after Latino
71:22
vote well it turns out that’s not as big
71:25
as they thought it was right
71:28
Andrew yang he’s he’s getting he’s
71:36
getting he’s getting the Trump vote from
71:37
2016 from the interview yeah he’s
71:41
getting the 4chan in the reddit vote
71:42
yeah and yang Yang hashtag yang gay yeah
71:51
so there are a lot of things there first
71:55
of all yang is not appealing to Democrat
71:58
voters he’s appealing to like the people
72:00
who are probably ended up voting for
72:02
vermin supreme and he’s also his I
72:07
thought his delivery was good in the
72:10
debates it has sucked his deliveries not
72:12
good for one-minute sound bites his
72:15
delivery is good for like interview
72:18
questions and like talking stuff out
72:19
longer forum if you give him 30 seconds
72:22
he’s like I’m gonna give you $1,000 a
72:24
month he doesn’t really have much time
72:26
to break down what his whole deal is and
72:29
and and and and why he thinks this
72:32
fourth Industrial Revolution with
72:34
automation is gonna lead to mass
72:36
unemployment which has not happened yet
72:38
but could you know he’s claiming it well
72:40
and there’s a whole group of people
72:41
including libertarians who think he is
72:43
think that that think that that’s gonna
72:44
happen it’s hard to do that in a one
72:47
minute thing and so he’s saying stuff
72:49
like oh look at me I’m Asian I don’t
72:50
want but I and it’s like that’s not I
72:53
will say that at the beginning of this
72:56
debate he talked about he was talking a
72:59
little bit on immigration and he said my
73:01
father slept on the bare floor of a
73:06
peanut factory in China and now his son
73:11
is running for president of the United
73:13
States I am I am the American dream
73:16
right and I was like you know I’ll give
73:19
that to you that’s that’s a compelling
73:20
story yeah other than compelling story
73:23
and that’s gonna that might boost him
73:25
into the next debate I hope so I like
73:28
Andrew I mean I think he scares
73:31
because he’s a he has really good
73:36
intentions and historically it’s been
73:40
the people with the best of intentions
73:41
who have done the absolute worst because
73:45
they really believe in what they’re what
73:47
they’re doing and often it’s the more
73:50
cynical leaders who are like I don’t
73:52
believe any of this I go with wherever
73:54
the wind shift that are less likely to
73:56
cause like a genocide because they’re
73:59
not as they’re you know they’re more
74:01
whiskey wishy-washy they’re not gonna
74:02
kill a bunch of people because their
74:04
ideas unpopular so they need to thin the
74:06
numbers of the people who don’t like
74:07
their ideas I’m not saying he would do
74:09
that but just the ones who are like the
74:11
most like I really believe I could
74:12
change everything with government those
74:14
are the ones that scare me the most but
74:17
I he seems like a really likable dude
74:19
and and I I wish they wouldn’t like sure
74:22
did they shut off his mic or do any of
74:24
the other dirty crap they’ve done in the
74:25
past not that I really noticed I also
74:28
didn’t make it all the way ya know so I
74:34
have found watching the debate live
74:37
streaming on the Internet is much cooler
74:41
than just taking it right we totally
74:46
could have done it on a float oh crap we
74:53
totally could do it on float okay guys
74:56
so from now on we’re gonna be doing demo
74:58
gettin’s but it’ll just be on float and
75:00
we’ll share it on our other platforms
75:03
but it will only be on floats photo
75:05
don’t give a crap yeah we can play
75:09
copyrighted content while like doing
75:12
drugs with hookers on float that’s
75:16
actually like their preferred video
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format it really is and so tune in for
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the next Democratic dem again tap on
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75:31
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75:42
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75:44
these it looks insanely good because
75:48
it’s just a stray rtmp server um so
75:51
anyway here’s our next question from
75:52
Chris personal injury attorney Chris
75:57
Reynolds here with Trump time recently
76:01
Donald Trump tried to have this secret
76:04
summit with the Taliban I believe and
76:10
really I just kind of want your guys’s
76:11
thoughts on this story and maybe you
76:13
could kind of help explain some of it to
76:14
me because I honestly don’t understand a
76:17
lot of that situation over there but you
76:22
know from what I understand he wanted
76:28
people to come to Camp David which
76:29
really pissed people off the Taliban is
76:32
not recognized and a lot of people are
76:34
saying that this was just him trying
76:35
trying to get something done before the
76:38
election to boost his his his ratings
76:41
essentially and when he realized that it
76:44
was either gonna take too long or not
76:46
happened at all that he bailed pretty
76:49
quickly or maybe prematurely so I love
76:52
you guys’s thoughts Thanks we love her
76:55
thoughts – I just love Chris Reynolds
76:58
I love personal injury attorney Chris
77:00
Reynolds attorney at law is I mean he’s
77:03
just a stand-up guy
77:04
you know people in Atlanta trying to
77:06
figure out why I have some guys cut out
77:08
on my shirt like you know walking
77:10
through the Strand which you know very
77:13
gay city Atlanta so I don’t know what
77:14
they were worried about but um I just
77:16
love him I love him so um and also I
77:21
love that he is filling in all the gaps
77:23
in our notes so yeah so basically Trump
77:29
tweeted that he was they were supposed
77:31
to be a clandestine meeting a secret
77:33
meeting between the Taliban and really
77:35
squeeze out the Klan that’s done in
77:37
secret meetings what’s that do you
77:40
really put out a tweet for a secret
77:41
meeting
77:42
well well he’s talking about how it was
77:44
supposed to happen they were supposed to
77:46
be a secret meeting which he would have
77:48
definitely live tweeted like I mean
77:49
let’s be clear here this is the guy who
77:51
like tweet took a picture from the
77:54
Situation Room of a top-secret thing and
77:57
then well I can’t wait to show
77:58
this on Twitter because the president
78:00
can add Hawk declare things Declassified
78:05
by virtue of just posting them publicly
78:07
and that’s perfectly legal yep he’s the
78:10
commander in chief Inc do whatever he
78:11
wants so he tweets that you know he was
78:16
there was going to be this summit
78:18
between the Taliban and the and the
78:22
administration Trump administration
78:24
between at Camp David but that it fell
78:26
through because at the last minute the
78:28
Taliban put down additional
78:30
preconditions or something like that and
78:33
those were unacceptable to trump
78:35
something like that the Taliban took
78:41
they they claimed they took credit for
78:44
an attack that happened where multiple
78:47
people multiple people ended up being
78:50
killed in the Middle East and he said
78:52
that he wasn’t gonna have them come
78:54
anymore since they did that right so and
78:57
like Justin Amash said a couple days ago
79:00
there’s never gonna be perfect
79:02
conditions for leaving this stupid
79:03
feudal or like just leave right it’s not
79:08
it’s so okay you’re gonna come to some
79:10
peace terms with the Taliban that
79:12
they’re not going to keep why
79:16
just leave tell them give us you know
79:20
we’re leaving give us 30 days to leave
79:22
and then start leaving sleeve and of
79:28
course the neocons are outraged you know
79:30
we’re betraying Israel or whatever the
79:32
hell they understand about you know we
79:34
have to stay in Afghanistan to fight for
79:37
democracy I’d someone was saying oh you
79:39
know all the gains that we’ve made there
79:41
and it’s like tens of thousands of
79:44
innocent civilians have been killed most
79:46
of whom by I mean ultimately they’ve all
79:49
been killed because of our because of US
79:51
military involvement there and most of
79:54
them have actually been directly killed
79:56
by US military rockets and bombs and
80:00
bullets and so forth so I mean it’s like
80:02
just leave just leave the progress we’ll
80:05
get back look at Vietnam now okay
80:07
Vietnam the u.s. is one of Vietnam’s
80:10
largest trading partners
80:12
probably owned a piece of clothing that
80:14
was made in Vietnam they’re not they’re
80:17
not a danger to us the whole old they’re
80:19
gonna come over here and fight us here
80:21
if we don’t find him none of them the
80:22
ones that came here came to do nails
80:24
thanks to Brigitte Bart Brigitte Bardot
80:27
I think what there was an actress it is
80:31
it’s um
80:33
Mary it was that Mary Ann from from
80:37
Gilligan’s Island no it’s a lady from
80:40
the birds
80:41
okay Tippi Hedren yeah she got all the
80:45
Vietnamese woman doing nails so that’s
80:48
literally the only Vietnamese that have
80:50
come here been come to like work or
80:52
start a business so they all came over
80:55
here and then she went to visit at one
80:56
of the refugee camps and she was talking
81:00
with them and she said they didn’t know
81:02
what they were gonna do I think that’s
81:06
how the story goes they didn’t know what
81:07
they were gonna do so she called in the
81:09
guy that did her nails and he trained
81:11
them how to do it right and so now it’s
81:12
a big thing for them ya know it’s what
81:15
they do it’s like what they do and so
81:17
I’m sure Tori Spelling can figure out
81:20
something for the Taliban when they come
81:21
here Tori Spelling might you know
81:27
someone Tori Spelling okay fine Angelina
81:31
Jolie I’ve I mean you pulled way back in
81:35
your 90s references for that one someone
81:42
else can some Hollywood someone they’re
81:45
not coming here anyway the Taliban is
81:47
not coming here to fight us right they
81:50
had no interest in fighting us then I
81:52
remember the run-up to the war in
81:53
Afghanistan they were just like we don’t
81:58
know where tell we can’t just get bin
81:59
Laden they didn’t want to fight with us
82:01
and and like I mean that’s just so
82:04
stupid just leave that’s those are my
82:06
thoughts Chris those are also Matt’s
82:08
thoughts we should just leave we should
82:13
just leave okay here’s the next one from
82:16
Chris
82:19
it’s not play hold on
82:21
there we go personal injury attorney
82:24
Chris Reynolds here with your AOC
82:26
Millenial minute this week we had the
82:30
either firing or resignation depending
82:33
upon who you ask of everyone’s favorite
82:36
National Security Advisor John Bolton
82:42
was fired by tweet which seems kind of
82:46
odd that you would fire someone who’s
82:48
such a huge responsibility with the
82:50
tweet but whatever yes John Bolton I
82:53
think he would say that he resigned
82:55
regardless Bolton is seems to be like
82:58
one of those big right-wing Hawks that
83:00
Republicans would like I thought that
83:02
was that was Trump’s homie and then all
83:07
of a sudden we had this kind of bad
83:08
breakup which we’ve seen over and over
83:10
and over and over again with Donald
83:11
Trump and a lot of people are saying
83:13
that Trump just doesn’t even really want
83:14
a national security adviser he wants to
83:16
do it all himself which seems like more
83:18
of a dictatorial type of move but I love
83:20
your guys’s thoughts so Trump has Chris
83:23
like you said Trump has a long history
83:25
of bringing in people saying they’re the
83:26
best they’re gonna do such a great job
83:29
they’re so good to him and then like
83:30
very soon after gutting him and getting
83:34
rid of them and saying oh they’re
83:35
terrible they were ruining everything
83:37
it’s sort of like some of you ladies do
83:41
huh-huh-huh-huh
83:44
you know oh very well yeah so Matt what
83:51
are your thoughts on since when he hired
83:57
John Bolton I was actually kind of
83:59
surprised cuz yeah because like you know
84:02
like we said earlier Trump hasn’t
84:04
started in any new Wars he’s actually
84:06
been Herzing down on the wars now and we
84:11
didn’t go to war with North Korea we
84:12
have not yet gone to war in Iran
84:17
Venezuela we didn’t use any military any
84:21
military and it’s kind of sbrick like I
84:27
was shocked when he brought on John
84:28
Bolton and then all of a sudden all of
84:30
this talk
84:32
okay we’re gonna use military action in
84:34
Venezuela okay we know we’re gonna start
84:36
a war in Iran I figured because Bolton
84:40
was on board that was gonna happen but
84:42
the fact that Trump’s been like no no no
84:44
no get out or I’m asleep if I had you
84:53
fired or my Trump for you’re fired
84:57
my Trump it’s the greatest Trump ever so
85:04
when he when he got brought on I was I
85:07
was really surprised and him leaving I
85:10
wasn’t I did not think that was a good
85:12
fit from the beginning and I am Chris
85:16
Reynolds I’m pretty sure Bolton one to
85:17
go with to war with everyone I agree
85:19
yeah
85:21
the only people the Bolton doesn’t want
85:23
to go to war with are the walruses and
85:27
Israel and the guy who says diabetis
85:32
because they’re his mother and father
85:34
right and Israel and Israel Israel the
85:42
walruses Wilford Brimley thank you and
85:47
Yosemite Sam those are the three four
85:53
parties right that are safe the to me he
85:58
looks like an old oil prospector or gold
86:00
prospector he looks like an 18th century
86:03
a late and he looks like a mid to late
86:07
19th century anything yeah anything
86:13
accurate pretty much like I could see
86:16
him with a six-shooter like he oh god
86:19
Sam Elliott yeah looks like Sam
86:22
Elliott’s dumber brother who’s also like
86:25
yeah yeah dummer like challenged brother
86:29
right like I could picture John Bolton
86:32
selling actual snake oil at like a fair
86:39
yeah yeah so that’s that question then
86:43
we have one we have one more
86:45
right yet one more from personal injury
86:49
attorney Chris Reynolds attorney along
86:53
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
86:55
here with your Weather Service segment
86:57
over the last couple weeks we’ve had
87:00
Donald Trump fighting with the Weather
87:02
Service NOAA about whether or not
87:04
hurricane durian not the portrait of
87:07
Hurricane durian is going to impact or
87:11
was going to impact Alabama it seems
87:15
like a really weird argument to be
87:17
having the president fighting with the
87:20
National Weather Service and NOAA and
87:23
usually when something like this does
87:25
happen I start to start to wonder you
87:28
know is this fight real or is it is it
87:31
something that Donald Trump is trying to
87:32
distract us from something else that she
87:34
doesn’t want us to be talking about or
87:36
thinking about which could be any number
87:38
of things whether it’s the you know
87:41
Afghanistan stuff or something else but
87:44
I’d love to hear you guys’s thought on
87:45
that situation and any thoughts just in
87:48
general you have thanks so what a stupid
87:53
a stupid fight so this all started
87:56
because Trump tweeted he tweeted
88:01
something about like oh you know there
88:03
was a you know there’s a hurricane
88:05
coming Torian that’s threatening many
88:08
states Florida Georgia South Carolina
88:11
Alabama North Carolina
88:12
however he but water he put it in and
88:15
said you know this could be really bad
88:16
you know our thoughts and prayers or
88:18
whatever he said he put in Alabama he
88:22
claims that it was during a during and I
88:24
think at one point a national security
88:28
adviser a homeland security adviser said
88:30
that they had mentioned to him that
88:32
Atlanta could be urbanely Alabama could
88:34
be affected by some of the winds or
88:36
something like that whatever he had just
88:38
heard a thing he tweeted out you know
88:41
kind of unceremoniously without really
88:42
putting a lot of thought and it
88:44
mentioned Alabama and so people are Oh
88:46
Trump said Alabama and like it was a
88:49
real petty thing for them to do to bring
88:51
up that he said that but then he like
88:53
you know that we were some of those
88:55
people right what on the Alabama thing
88:58
yeah
88:59
oh well you know well like what the
89:02
memes well no like on our show we made
89:05
fun of him and told all the people in
89:10
Alabama to be safe
89:11
oh yeah well I mean it’s still funny but
89:15
he made it into like this thing and he
89:18
kept fighting with everyone about it and
89:20
it came to a head I’m pulling this up
89:22
right now
89:23
it came to a head guys when he literally
89:26
he was doing a press briefing and used a
89:31
and I he used and I’m very familiar with
89:33
this format because I followed the
89:36
National Hurricane Service website
89:37
pretty religiously during a storm so I
89:40
can follow the track and he added you
89:44
can see there in the top left corner of
89:45
that track what appears to be in sharpie
89:48
he added Alabama there and for anyone
89:53
who follows how these tracks work there
89:55
would never be a shape like that at the
89:57
end it goes to five days out and then
90:01
that the cone gets bigger and bigger
90:03
because the area of inserting
90:05
uncertainty gets bigger and bigger there
90:07
would never be just something jutting in
90:09
black sharpie on the side right so he
90:13
literally sharp heed like it’s just the
90:19
dumbest this is someone with an
90:22
incredibly fragile ego and thin-skinned
90:26
like this is I’m glad he has a
90:31
predisposition not to go to war cuz this
90:34
is someone who would nuke someone over
90:36
something stupid cuz he’s just like cuz
90:39
they like embarrassed him so like if
90:41
you’re a foreign head of state please
90:44
don’t try to embarrass Donald Trump
90:46
because he might kill all of us just
90:49
please don’t Chris Reynolds says I love
90:54
the one with the umbrella oh where he
90:58
was walking and because there were all
91:02
these different memes of like Trump
91:04
which you know something Sharpie Din oh
91:06
and one was with him I think him holding
91:10
the umbrella or someone holding but one
91:12
was with
91:13
but they weren’t holding hands and it
91:15
was sharp heed them holding hands and
91:17
like there were a bunch of him like that
91:19
it was like as dumb of this as the jokes
91:21
were he created it like who the hell
91:24
does this hygienist and Chris has a
91:29
point maybe he’s trying to point you
91:31
away from something different because
91:33
that’s what Trump does yeah maybe but
91:35
then nothing what happened that week he
91:37
was trying to find its own error I and
91:40
again so maybe he knew that the
91:43
democratic debate was going to take up
91:44
this week right maybe he knew that he
91:47
was getting rid of Bolton and he wanted
91:49
something to take the heat off of Bolton
91:51
before he did bolt
91:54
sure yeah but I can’t see that being
91:58
anything less than everybody on the left
92:01
is gonna like the fact that Bolton was
92:03
gone right anybody anybody that’s
92:06
libertarian over is gonna be glad that
92:09
Bolton’s gone you’re only worried about
92:10
like the really hardcore the really
92:13
hardcore authoritarian Republicans who
92:16
write Bolton then and they’re still
92:19
gonna vote for Trump anyway right
92:20
they’re gonna vote for Trump anyway it
92:22
doesn’t matter right so I can’t think of
92:25
anything that’s come out unless you knew
92:26
that the Democratic debates were going
92:28
to suck the air out this week Joe Biden
92:30
falling apart in front of the nation’s
92:32
eyes just happened to coincide with it
92:38
so maybe something’s going on that isn’t
92:41
being covered maybe it’s Brett Kavanaugh
92:44
having you know countless rape
92:46
accusations that we aren’t hearing about
92:48
because of sharpies and I don’t know I
92:53
don’t know I it could be a you know for
92:57
DHS situation where he’s distracting
92:59
from something else it could just be
93:01
like I mean what a weird flex right it’s
93:06
just like a what I was agreeing with you
93:10
I I just very it was very very weird I
93:15
don’t really have any other answer to
93:16
that but what a weird thing over
93:18
something so stupid like you could have
93:20
just said he could have just left it out
93:22
yeah they had mentioned Alabama you know
93:25
but you know this is the
93:26
I’ll try he’s got like someone said oh
93:29
you know Donald Trump’s scaring the
93:31
residents of Alabama by making them
93:32
think that no one thought no one thought
93:36
that Alabama was in the way like it was
93:37
just it was just a stupid thing so
93:39
anyway Chris thank you again for those
93:40
questions and guys be sure to tune in
93:42
next week for our Christian Reynolds
93:45
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
93:47
attorney at law anchor : moment with
93:49
this graphic that Chris freaking loves a
93:50
lot oh yeah so I’m gonna let you kind of
93:55
lead on this story because I know very
93:56
little about it but speaking of we had
94:00
mentioned Asians earlier with the
94:02
Vietnamese speaking of Asians I thought
94:04
you’re gonna say Andrew hyung and I’m
94:06
glad you didn’t go that route oh wow
94:08
that would have been even better anyway
94:09
go ahead tell us about this because I’d
94:11
know almost nothing so as we’ve covered
94:15
in the past about Hong Kong and the
94:17
protests that have been happening and
94:19
the reason the catalyst for all of it is
94:21
because of an extradition bill that was
94:25
set that was up for a vote and the
94:29
people were like no no just no no no
94:35
you’re not you’re not going to you’re
94:38
not going to do that well one of the
94:43
demands of the protesters was that that
94:45
bill is killed in Carrie Lam Carrie Lam
94:49
who is the executive director of Hong
94:51
Kong she she said that she had tabled it
94:56
and you know we’re not gonna we’re not
94:58
gonna work on this bill right now well
95:00
last week they killed it they killed the
95:04
bill because they just wanted peace in
95:07
Hong Kong unfortunately yeah they waited
95:14
a little too long for that yeah it’s
95:16
because the people in Hong Kong
95:18
continued to protest with chants of fan
95:23
song Zhang fan song joong fan song joong
95:29
which directly means opposed sending to
95:32
China or more accurately opposed sending
95:35
us to our deaths right because that was
95:38
the main thing about this extra dish
95:40
bill is that it would allow China to
95:44
basically trump up charges against
95:47
people they don’t like
95:48
especially democracy you know advocates
95:51
and anti Beijing and anti communist
95:53
people in Hong Kong and you know bring
95:57
them over to China where they’d probably
95:59
never even face trial and and you know
96:02
just kind of disappear and and so they
96:06
were just dead set against this and
96:08
rather than just quietly scuttle it and
96:11
get rid of it months ago when did this
96:14
start like May Jimbo was initially it’s
96:19
been a while since uh obviously I don’t
96:21
have those notes anymore but I think
96:24
initially the bill was introduced in
96:26
February that that’s when the initial
96:28
protests started happening but they
96:30
didn’t start gaining steam until April
96:32
or May yeah so several months now it
96:37
should have before the summer they
96:38
should have just its tabled this and all
96:42
of this would have gone away now you’ve
96:43
got what’s looking more and more like a
96:45
revolution um I mean it’s it’s it’s
96:48
crazy it has gotten so far like
96:52
demonstrators are still fighting they’re
96:54
still fighting this is the bill has now
96:56
been dead for I think two weeks yeah
96:58
because we didn’t show last week why we
96:59
didn’t do a shot
97:00
the bill is still or the people are
97:02
still fighting they their city is flying
97:05
into and this is a quote from wherever I
97:08
stole it from into a nightmare of police
97:11
brutality arbitrary detention and
97:13
extrajudicial punishment and as I was
97:19
reading just moments ago and from some
97:27
ABC news Congress is weighing
97:29
legislation to support Hong Kong
97:31
protests with local activists urging
97:34
action so Congress is talking about
97:36
possibly sending support of some kind
97:42
which is terrifying because that leads
97:45
to one and only thing yeah that is
97:48
really terrifying it’s one thing to like
97:50
pass a resolution saying we stand with
97:52
you or whatever
97:53
it’s
97:54
another thing to like actually support
97:57
them right because that’s put I mean put
98:02
in perspective if during the black lives
98:04
matter protests which is not a perfect
98:06
parallel but sure if during the height
98:09
of the black lives matter protest some
98:11
of which escalated into riots and
98:13
nothing like what you’re seeing in China
98:14
in Hong Kong it’s not even comparable
98:16
but let’s say during the height of those
98:19
the Chinese government sent stuff to
98:22
them like weapons or whatever like sent
98:26
logistical a citria Li anything of any
98:28
you know material support to them
98:31
imagine how that would have been
98:33
perceived by US government media now
98:37
picture how much worse these protests
98:40
are going and getting involved in that
98:43
because what are you gonna give them
98:44
they already have great technology
98:46
clearly you’re giving them guns or
98:50
you’re giving them shipments of aid that
98:54
the CIA puts guns in right they’re
98:57
getting guns they’re probably already
98:59
getting guns right and you know we’ve
99:02
talked about the ingenuity of the Hong
99:05
Kong they’ve been using the umbrellas to
99:09
protect themselves and facial
99:11
recognition from tear gas from the rain
99:14
rainy season that they had to go through
99:16
while they were doing this they’ve been
99:18
dropping the tear gas bombs into liquid
99:22
nitrogen which is just brilliant it’s
99:25
just it’s it’s a bunch of geniuses
99:29
rioting it’s a riot of geniuses it’s
99:32
like I don’t know how to describe it
99:36
it’s a bunch of geniuses rioting and you
99:39
know they’re throwing stuff at them and
99:40
they’re like it’s like a bunch of
99:41
MacGyver’s that are that are rioting and
99:44
you know we put it in this thing and you
99:46
know and before that they were covering
99:48
them with cones and you know you know I
99:50
was like it’s crazy and what will happen
99:55
Sarah Brannon in response to the CIA
99:58
thing sending them guns as are they
100:00
making sure they aren’t felons or only
100:02
Americans get that treatment right
100:05
exactly yeah are they giving background
100:06
checks to the Hong
100:07
people it’s a good point Sarah that’s
100:10
why they need our guns
100:12
Beto’s gonna take our guns and then give
100:14
them to the young people um yeah Hong
100:20
Kong cleans Kong in Hong Kong yeah
100:31
so the protests are still going on they
100:34
waited too long to kill this bill yeah
100:37
they should have killed it a long time
100:38
ago Chris Reynolds asks if this is all
100:42
the fault of the British or China I
100:44
would say this is the fault of their
100:49
governor of the Hong Kong’s government
100:51
yeah it’s why I mean the Chinese
100:52
government was pushing this extradition
100:54
bill but carry Liam screwed this up bad
100:58
yeah he screwed up so bad like she effed
101:01
up hard she is a cop thought of Hong
101:06
Kong if you will the thought police
101:10
thought place of Hong Kong I can’t even
101:13
go but you got my hair done without
101:16
being attacked by protestors well you
101:19
probably should have thought about that
101:20
before potentially sending people to
101:22
their deaths yeah but no trial the yeah
101:27
I mean it’s just absolute because I mean
101:29
this was so we got we called because
101:31
we’re they were talking about how it was
101:32
tabled two weeks ago when we were doing
101:34
our show we called for her to to
101:38
actually kill the bill get rid of take
101:41
it off the table and within six to
101:45
twelve hours she did that having heard
101:47
our powerful voice tell her to um which
101:51
we thankfully now I mean frankly we
101:53
should have done it sooner what I get
101:57
such good content for oh that’s a good
101:59
point yeah cuz this is like totally yeah
102:00
we nailed that we know that for the
102:03
content we have definitely crushed the
102:05
Hong Kong coverage so um
102:09
I know that police forces are doing to
102:10
them oh gosh yeah so yeah I know this is
102:16
Carrie Lam I’m not I mean the British
102:18
other than it’s the fault of the British
102:21
creating a bastion of largely
102:23
free-market capitalism and democracy in
102:25
the middle of a communist dictatorship
102:27
I guess that part’s their fault and
102:30
invading the world well yeah but that
102:34
part is their fault also their fault
102:39
so speaking of potential riots from
102:46
angry young persons there are a lot of
102:51
eight bands happening now which could
102:55
potentially lead to Matt and his young
102:57
friends taking over the streets by force
103:00
yeah if you want to see a very angry
103:05
episode of this show wait till the first
103:11
day that I am NOT allowed to have a
103:14
flavored a juice anymore so do you do
103:18
the flavored ones yeah okay so one this
103:22
is really stupid
103:24
okay let’s do the entire backstory
103:26
before I go into my rant on less let’s
103:29
please so this all started with Governor
103:32
Gretchen Whitmer from Michigan Michigan
103:35
Michigan from the mitten she used her
103:39
executive power to ban flavored vaping
103:41
products for six months she’s hoping
103:43
that the ban become becomes permanent
103:46
she is rooting for her I think it’s
103:52
legislature I’m not sure what Michigan
103:54
has rooting for them to pass a bill that
103:57
bans all flavored vaping products from
104:01
Michigan following on those heels very
104:04
quickly the commander in chief the
104:10
orange one
104:14
he came fighting back well not fighting
104:23
back he came he came to her defense
104:24
fighting fighting with her and he is
104:28
readying a federal ban on flavored
104:31
vaping products not including
104:34
tobacco flavored because young young
104:37
tobacco flavor but I still want to say
104:40
that again flavored vaping products not
104:47
including tobacco flavored now there are
104:55
four ingredients in vape juice I know
104:57
them all by heart propylene glycol
105:01
vegetable glycerin nicotine flavor all
105:07
of them approved by the FDA individually
105:09
right so when you mix them together that
105:13
suddenly the FDA now has an issue with
105:17
it now the amount of chemicals in a
105:20
cigarette I believe is 237 I can’t name
105:25
all of them I can name nicotine all the
105:29
others I can’t right now they’re saying
105:32
that if vaping has become a huge thing
105:34
for kids and it’s relieving more and
105:36
more kids to start vaping because cool
105:38
flavours like fruit loops and custards
105:47
because that’s what makes kids do stuff
105:50
his fruit loop flavoring I know when I
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was a kid and I was doing drugs which I
105:59
wasn’t because South Carolina has no
106:01
statute of limitations but if I had been
106:04
a kid doing drugs at no point would
106:06
thought of what the flavor was have come
106:09
into my head at all nope would not would
106:16
not have done it um drugs are bad
106:19
because they have pictures of cartoon
106:22
characters on it so it’s so stupid and
106:26
people are saying well we need to ban it
106:28
for the kids the kids are doing it the
106:31
kids are gonna do it anyway when before
106:35
I was 18 I was smoking cigarette
106:41
even though drugs all drugs well you
106:44
know not all drugs but most drugs are
106:46
banned I still found a way to do it I
106:49
still found ways to do them I found ways
106:52
to buy him I found ways to do him and
106:53
some of those ways were really really I
106:57
thought that they were well thought out
107:01
but they weren’t you’re gonna try to
107:06
take away vaping which so many like so
107:10
many people and I know this is anecdotal
107:12
and it’s only my friends that I’ve
107:13
talked to about this I haven’t taken a
107:15
poll write a lot of my friends are
107:17
worried that they will have to go back
107:18
to smoking cigarettes if they can’t get
107:20
their preferred juices that we date so
107:28
let’s go back to Michigan for a minute
107:30
okay they just made marijuana legal yes
107:34
so you’re gonna have scenarios in which
107:36
the police are gonna be confiscating
107:40
people’s vape pens and saying the better
107:42
damn well be marijuana in this vape pen
107:44
and not fruitloop flavor what I don’t
107:49
know flavored marijuana well then I
107:53
guess your well you’ll get in trouble
107:54
for the flavor not the worried I mean
107:57
that’s how absurd all of this nonsense
107:58
is so let’s also talk about the fact
108:02
that cigarettes kill what is it a half a
108:07
million people in the u.s. a year
108:09
something like hundreds of thousands of
108:12
people die from smoking-related illness
108:15
emphysema lung cancer and so forth what
108:19
is it six people or five people six six
108:25
people have died vaping all of them from
108:28
illegal black-market vape cartridges
108:31
that had that had concentrations that
108:35
were too high and so they ended up with
108:39
some kind of high levels of vitamin E
108:43
which apparently you’re not supposed to
108:46
inhale okay and so it was causing
108:47
breathing problems and it’s terrible
108:49
like it’s terrible that those kids that
108:51
were people I don’t know how old they
108:52
were that those people died
108:55
making everyone use illegal products is
108:58
sort of the opposite of where you would
109:01
want to go with this I mean you have
109:02
your Bloomberg as former Mayor Michael
109:04
Bloomberg is spending 160 million
109:06
dollars to lobby for the ban of flavored
109:08
e cigarettes and vaping materials he
109:11
successfully so which he successfully
109:13
has done because now Governor Andrew
109:15
Cuomo has announced an emergency
109:18
executive order on Sunday that would ban
109:20
popular flavors like mango and cotton
109:22
candy from being sold in local retailers
109:24
I’m assuming that just means all flavors
109:28
that aren’t tobacco and right I will say
109:30
that the mango flavored vape is
109:33
delicious I have one in my bag right now
109:36
it is so good and governor Newsom of
109:42
California has issued an executive order
109:44
to find ways to end the sales of vape
109:47
liquids of eight flavors in California
109:49
now remember New York you remember the
109:52
Eric garner incident where the police
109:54
killed Eric garner for selling loose
109:56
cigarettes because there was a new rule
109:59
which was being heavily enforced against
110:03
selling loose cigarettes and so the
110:06
loose cigarette taskforce jumped on
110:10
literally jumped on Eric garner and and
110:12
and suffocated him to death and I know
110:15
all the people oh you know what hope
110:16
because he was fucked then he wouldn’t
110:19
actually literally choke they just put
110:21
him in a really bad headlock and stepped
110:22
on him until he was dead okay great
110:25
they shouldn’t have even been bothering
110:27
him they were bothering him cuz they had
110:29
this shiny new law that they had to make
110:30
an example out of people of and he said
110:32
no leave me alone
110:33
so they killed him right what do you
110:35
think is gonna happen with vape juice
110:37
same thing same exact thing so it’s
110:40
absurd it would six people died so
110:43
you’re gonna now take the hundreds of
110:44
thousands millions I don’t know people
110:46
that are that are vaping a lot of them
110:49
are gonna go to cigarettes where they
110:52
can join the half-million people that
110:53
are dying every year smoking cigarettes
110:55
right and Dave hunter super fan Dave
110:59
hunter on YouTube says this will push
111:01
more people back to cigarettes which is
111:03
actually a hundred percent accurate yep
111:05
which are heavily taxed this is a cash
111:07
win for the state yeah
111:08
back in 2008 when vaping first started
111:13
coming sort of into the fray of popular
111:18
culture people started seeing oh I can
111:20
quit cigarettes by vaping this is might
111:22
be a good step they voted and they put
111:26
the purview of all nicotine products
111:30
under the FDA except for cigarettes
111:36
cigarettes and dip chewing tobacco
111:41
whatever you call it
111:43
those not under the purview of the FDA
111:46
all new vaping products all new nicotine
111:49
products under the purview of the FDA
111:51
that means that the FDA can ban all new
111:54
nicotine products including vaping
111:56
obviously but not cigarettes but not
111:59
cigarettes right which are the ones
112:00
actually kill people which is killing
112:03
half a million people you know whatever
112:05
the status but vapes THC vapes not even
112:09
nicotine Babes THC vapes killed six
112:12
people and they are calling it an
112:15
epidemic now I’m not by any means saying
112:20
that we need to ban cigarettes no I’m
112:24
not saying we need to ban anything but I
112:29
swear you take the vapes away you are
112:32
gonna have like you hipsters are gonna
112:34
be so mad like the anti-gun hipsters
112:38
will suddenly be pro-gun hipsters Oh cuz
112:42
they’ll need guns to defend their vapes
112:43
right yeah I mean it’s this is just
112:47
stupid this is so there are three main
112:51
forces that drive bands like this one
112:58
are the these the the actual engine that
113:02
starts it are rent-seeking lobbyists who
113:04
basically want to shut out competition
113:06
in this case it would be the tobacco
113:08
lobby who wants to and that the
113:10
cigarette manufacturers who want to shut
113:12
out vaping so that people keep smoking
113:14
cigarettes and dying the next group that
113:17
the two groups who once once the the
113:19
rent seekers push forward something the
113:22
once you jump on to it you know
113:25
full-throttle are the white soccer moms
113:32
who are you know scared of anything
113:35
touching their precious Jackson and
113:37
Claxton and Braxton and KY sacks ton and
113:44
our old friends the boomers who are
113:48
scared of anything that they hadn’t
113:51
heard of by the time they were like 30
113:53
anything after they were 30 is bad and
113:56
needs to be banned and stopped at all
113:58
costs and so if you it when you see
114:03
these these you know any posts online or
114:06
social media or conversations with
114:07
people about vaping you’re gonna get to
114:10
people who are telling you telling you
114:13
you know that you know this is something
114:16
something needs to be done boomers who
114:19
have no idea what vaping is and Karen
114:25
who is gonna like oh my gosh I can’t
114:28
imagine if I Jack stone was to get start
114:31
vaping and then he could die there’s
114:33
like a there’s an epidemic this is very
114:36
scary and we have to do something about
114:38
it and her grandfather is behind her
114:40
going yup Oh back in my day you know
114:44
just smoked a cigarette be done with it
114:45
no they’re very planned everyone’s dying
114:47
from it and those two people are ruining
114:50
everything yep not just this everything
114:56
everything they’re ruining everything
115:03
they’re the two people saying we need
115:06
Medicare for all oh my god even if
115:08
Jackson wasn’t able to get insurance and
115:11
get take care of it health care and the
115:14
guy behind the the guys already got
115:16
motorcar let’s just give it to everyone
115:18
like this is these are the two groups of
115:21
people this is what I want to leave you
115:22
I don’t think okay so I’m gonna have to
115:23
disagree with you on the Boomer saying I
115:25
already got Medicare let’s just give it
115:28
to everyone there’s two groups of the
115:30
Boomers one that says I got Medicare
115:33
everyone else needs Medicare and then
115:34
the other group goes
115:35
I have Medicare screw the rest of you
115:38
you can all die on the streets there is
115:43
no other option and then the gentleman
115:46
had asked what my favorite flavor is
115:49
that’s a really tough question actually
115:52
tobacco no it’s definitely not fucking
115:56
that uh-oh it’s so gross
116:00
I think if I wanted that I’d just smoke
116:02
cigarettes that’s like tobacco flavored
116:04
YUM yeah like none of the flavors
116:08
actually taste like the real flavor so
116:10
why would I want to back Oh flavor to
116:13
anything like yeah God like so there’s
116:19
this company called Naked Juice it makes
116:22
a lot of good flavors have got one
116:24
called lava flow that’s really good
116:26
there mango is quite quite good it
116:30
almost tastes like a real mango there’s
116:35
this company I don’t pink vape is the
116:38
name of the company they have a cookie
116:40
dough that it is it is like it doesn’t
116:45
really taste like cookie dough but it
116:46
kind of tastes like a big plate of
116:50
pancakes with syrup on it and it’s just
116:52
absolutely delicious yeah that’s a I
117:00
mean that’s a tough kind of depends cuz
117:03
you get this thing it’s called VAP
117:04
tongue where all the flavors just kind
117:06
of blend together after a while so you
117:08
have to switch it up constantly
117:10
it’s just artificial flavoring right
117:13
like it’s just yeah so that’s gonna
117:15
start tasting like nothing after a while
117:17
one of our commenters bass asked if
117:19
there was a smegma flavor I’m certain
117:22
there is I’ve tasted some really
117:24
disgusting ones I don’t know what smegma
117:26
tastes like but I’m assuming that I have
117:29
vape that flavor at some point probably
117:31
tobacco right yeah he is in a coma
117:34
tonight yeah so what I want to leave you
117:38
with is that your mom actually know your
117:43
sister who had like a bunch of kids and
117:46
your grand
117:48
Father ruining everything so you know
117:52
Thanksgivings coming up coming up in a
117:53
couple months I really need y’all to
117:55
just sit down with them and be like
117:56
listen Debra
117:58
enough your kids are going to be
118:03
Psychopaths anyway because that runs in
118:06
our family
118:07
and there’s nothing you can do about it
118:09
and Grandpa like stop banning everything
118:14
yeah
118:15
the non-whites are not coming to kill
118:17
you like it’s okay when we make the joke
118:23
about ban all the things it’s a joke we
118:25
don’t actually mean it like don’t yeah
118:26
no that’s yeah we’re being ironic when
118:28
we say that right but they’re not they
118:32
are no they are definitely not so guys
118:36
there’s not going to be a my fellow
118:41
Americans next tomorrow next day you
118:45
know next next tomorrow there’s not
118:49
gonna be an episode I’m having to go out
118:50
of town yet again but I will be back
118:52
next week don’t know who my guest is yet
118:55
actually though it’s not sure my guess
118:56
is gonna be John Phillips who is Kim
118:58
ruffs running mate for the libertarian
119:01
nomination for president and vice
119:02
president and are you doing a show are
119:06
you I have to take a hiatus on the
119:08
writer’s block for a little while so
119:11
it’s gonna be a little while before I
119:12
get that one back up and running okay
119:15
and then and Friday really Friday and
119:19
Monday for the next few weeks Jason will
119:21
not be doing his show as we had
119:23
mentioned before if you can keep him and
119:24
his family and his thought in that in in
119:26
your thoughts and prayers they’re
119:28
dealing with with a lot of really
119:30
difficult stuff I know that they’ll get
119:33
through it but in the meantime right now
119:34
he’s taking a hiatus because apparently
119:37
his family matters more to him then his
119:40
show which whatever that’s his priority
119:43
but be sure to tune in next week next
119:47
Tuesday right here for another sweet
119:52
autumn boy episode well we might even
119:56
huh are we in autumn we are right like
120:00
summer ended
120:02
I’m still going to the beach every day
120:05
but summer ended where is he in Florida
120:08
that’s the thing like it’s always hot
120:10
where we live so yeah I don’t know when
120:13
it when is on when did it fall September
120:17
23rd oh so it’s like literally it’s I
120:21
think by by the time of our next show oh
120:25
so yeah so by the next show no more
120:28
sweet summer boys now we’re now we’re
120:31
putting on our little sweater vest and
120:32
we’re and we’re and we’re doing I’m
120:35
gonna have to find a sweater vest now I
120:36
was gonna say man we’re gonna have to
120:38
wear sweater vests next week and so be
120:42
sure to tune in next week for the muddy
120:43
waters of freedom where Matt and I parse
120:46
through the week’s news with just a
120:50
amazing amount of flair foppish aplomb
120:56
yes I’m definitely a large amount of
121:00
foppish epilim so Matt if someone were
121:03
to look for us on the Internet is that
121:05
even possible
121:07
amazingly yes Wow yeah you can find us
121:13
on all over the Internet really you can
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find us all over the internet you can
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121:46
for the same reason I feel like here
121:48
forgetting one but I don’t think you did
121:50
oh and you can listen to this you can
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listen to this anchored FM / muddy
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122:01
meant you mentioned you didn’t mention
122:03
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Spike Cohen
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Local Jew. Contrarian stoic sentimentalist. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Will pet your dog.