Episode 114 – Straight Pride, Gay Protests, and Spike Turns One


About This Episode

The straight pride parade takes place in Boston with dozens of people showing up to march, and even dozens more showing up to protest. Kansas University faculty wants to rid the school of Chick-fil-A and are working hard on protests, while real protests are getting more serious and dangerous in Hong Kong. Beto wants to do a buy back program, and Trump goes idiotic on Twitter…again.

Also, happy anniversary to Spike Cohen, who has been the co-host of Muddied Waters of Freedom for a year. Here’s to a great year and to many more in the future.


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[Music]

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running through the city I'm a boss

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bitch loss is nothing on my ex bitch

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check this music with the message

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Stressless that's it climbing out the

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trenches run quick one shot don't miss

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working through emotions mixing up

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another magic potion through the motions

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just one more time

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thinking that's one of a kind yeah we

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got you scooter blind like a Rubik's

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Cube lost your mind okay down

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth keeps on

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spinning around you like an ultrasound

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in sync with the ultrasound room we

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gonna get it now feel like time is

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running out turn on the lights don't dim

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them down

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Thomas shines so bright we're gonna turn

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a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

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just some cats from a small town and

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made their way all around it's on nickel

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[Music]

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[Music]

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we don't read catches on how the

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dreamcatcher yes took a mean lesson

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converted esteem agents averted will

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pass and in time freedom the last

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setting worthy you black linen turning

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the pass wishing I could give you the

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blast message yet your mother that got

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sent you don't get to brokenhearted cuz

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I'm with you I'm squeezed off behind

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quicker you ever let your dreams fall

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just fall bigger

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth he's gonna

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spin around you like an ultrasound is it

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with the ultrasound when we gonna get it

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now feel like time is money now turn on

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the lights don't dim it down chocolate

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shines so bright we gonna turn allowed

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crowding nights as we burn it down just

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some cats from a small town that made

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their way all around it's on now

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[Music]

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[Music]

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get a coffee let's all win clock ticks

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now the lights damn some tricks with

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right hands ecstatic the fact that she

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likes him hard on her flash you get tact

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Tim struck gold rock in tax out of

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control you need me home

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sorry bill trippingly go and open look

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for a minute but now he's gaining

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control I'm fading on home no debating

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this story my soul is are give me glory

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dream stuck in purgatory now catching

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the rocky story

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth keeps on

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spinning around through you like an

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ultrasound antic with the ultrasound

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when we gonna get it now

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crap where's that one I haven't done

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this in too long spike you need to stop

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going out of town I have no idea where

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that is hey hey good morning good

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afternoon and good evening and welcome

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to the vanguard force

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spike for spike that one there it is

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okay for spike I didn't have a bar

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mitzvah I had a bat mitzvah Cohen

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I am Matt Wright and together we are

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traversing the muddied waters of freedom

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hi everybody

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that's not true I literally had a Bar

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Mitzvah I am speaking of Bar Mitzvahs I

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have been at what mic my cousin's um

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through a weekend-long bar mitts tacular

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for their son and daughter who were

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ironically turning 12 and 13 which are

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the ages for it so they shared their Bar

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and Bat Mitzvah and long story sort of

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ended at with a salmon buffet at the

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Hyatt Villa Christina in downtown

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Atlanta so I'm I've had a Jew tastic

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weekend a Jew a Jew tabulous weekend and

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and more importantly you and I both seem

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to be safe from at this moment anyway

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from hurricane durian who has something

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against America well just the Bahamas

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really oh yeah no they hate Burt I mean

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hurricane durian hates me the bomb was

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we were told durian was gonna be here

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today yeah and then that became

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Wednesday and now I don't even I don't

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know what the last track was I'm so far

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up in the hills now I don't even care I

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was gonna sing right now it's like next

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Thursday October 4th it'll be done with

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the bomb and then it's gonna work its

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way hey I mean I would not want to be in

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vomits no god no

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now God oh my lord I absolutely would

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not want to be in Mama's right now the

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surprise the Bahamas are still there

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they're gonna be like the lost city of

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Atlantis if this keeps going the way

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that it is there there it's it is rough

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like I've seen some videos and pictures

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from it that I that is truly I mean

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there's not anything you can do about it

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because it's a hurricane that's truly a

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thoughts and prayers one because it's

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not like let's take action against I

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mean Trump wants to Trump tried to nuke

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this damn thing but no oh it won't work

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well now well now what are we stuck with

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what are we stuck with okay right first

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and foremost if allow me to thank Casey

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Martin Casey Martin who for the kava

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that I'm drinking today

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courtesy of the fine people at the aptly

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named muddy water kava bar muddied water

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not muddied waters no Jake the one they

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definitely stole the name from us and

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not the other way around

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definitely not and also singular ours is

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a plural right and palatable Z cult

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we ran past tense our water has already

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been muddied they are muddying there's

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just there one just there won't it kind

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of disgusting right just their bars it's

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it's been it's been it's been money it

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allowed me to think allow me to think

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Kroger for my delicious purified

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drinking water

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bula vinaka so and this is this is

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Georgia Kroger purify drinking water by

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the way no so that's that is much better

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than South Carolina one would assume one

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would assume one better one can only

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assume then can only assume that the

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Georgia waters better believe we'll see

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the you know that the Georgian water is

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saving babies on a daily basis

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as opposed to the South Carolina water

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because of the abortions ship the

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abortion Oh God yeah because of those

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dog God all the imported babies in this

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area yeah yeah yeah I didn't think of

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that

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bula - Frank I get good buddy of mine

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who I saw yesterday actually and Max

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Meeks author one wants to know if you've

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read his book yet yes I have not max I

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thought I packed it when I fled it was

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it was much like when Moses and his

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people fled Egypt except the parting

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waters was happening in the Bahamas but

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did you just compare them all the other

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women or was this often yes this example

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of parallel bullying I also am in an

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interracial relationship that's more

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than no eyes what's that that's more

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than I knew about Moses he was in a

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great there's a whole story about it

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that people got mad and so God gave him

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leprosy you want to get mad get mad

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about having leprosy anyway so uh max

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I'm sorry

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I think that's hold max that I got his

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book did not bring it because I'm really

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smart

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um I did bring my wife I brought my

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clothing my toiletries my mother and my

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dog um

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nailed that the book I did not get and I

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did not bring like to take a moment of

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silence if we keep in our thoughts to

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prefer your purse Reynolds face that I

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meant to bring but was vetoed at the

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last minute it had to stay behind and

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what if we're told is the path of Dorian

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any minute now

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once it's done with the Bahamas right I

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don't know if we can all just think

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positive vibe energies towards the

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direction of Chris

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Reynolds head that I cut out from a

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printout that's in Myrtle Beach um at my

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home but no I did not get your book I

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cannot wait to go back and and and get

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it so that I can read it um because it's

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uh I was I'm really excited to read like

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literally I got it and then we started

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evacuating so no I haven't gotten a

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chance to read it but I'm really looking

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forward to it'll be the firt one of the

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first things I do when I get back max

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also says go to Carter's lake it's in

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Jasper's and between the mountains while

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you were out

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Oh fleeing from the hurricane yeah

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because I'm in the sticks you max if you

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know Jasper you know where I am

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yeah I'm we're out here yeah like we're

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we're in that's in the stick like when I

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say we're near Atlanta I mean that we're

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in Georgia we're in the stick I'm near

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Atlanta because you don't know the name

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of any other city in Georgia it's a it's

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an hour from Atlanta but he doesn't feel

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like it's an hour from Atlanta you don't

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look out at the pond and the back forty

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in the front forty and thank goodness I

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bet we're an hour from Atlanta um you

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would think there were many many

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measures of time many many of your

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choice many clicks away many clicks

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we're a few humps away from right from

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from Atlanta but nope just have about an

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hour about our drive a good flat night

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away by horseback a good well back this

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would it's like Oregon Trail times right

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you would die of dysentery on the way it

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tell you that's the only way to die on

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the Oregon Trail is I dysentery what

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died back that was dysentery we've shot

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by natives and dysentery those are the

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two big ones yeah I left the house five

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days in cancer yeah I mean I left behind

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so many children on the Oregon Trail

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their leg up Timmy broke his leg he's

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gonna buy yeah sorry man you mean to me

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you're nothing but ones and zeros I'm

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leaving you behind

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I will fix this by killing a buffalo and

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my family will be high

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I've got to focus live resources on the

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repairing these wheels I can't deal with

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Timmy's nonsense right now we can have

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we live at a time of like a 30% infant

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mortality rate we'll just make another

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Timmy right okay this is just we'll just

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we'll go we'll get to Timmy make and

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once we get to or get right happiness if

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we're thinking about our species here

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having babies on the Oregon Trail no

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problem keeping those babies alive on

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the Oregon Trail real diffusor brought

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real problems but not even try not even

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trying

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not even try I hear the things I have to

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do I have to impregnate my wife I have

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to keep the wheels good I got to keep my

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wheels clean and I gotta keep the rims

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clean and I gotta kill Buffalo

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and that's straight up I can keep it

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that's it that's all I'm worried about

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on this trip to Oregon because you know

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Timmy's good Timmy Timmy go with God to

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me like I don't know what to tell you

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this we gave you a good life as best as

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we could you always always had clean

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wheels and and Buffalo there was so much

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but now you're dead there was so much

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Buffalo which is why there's not a lot

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today is because on the Oregon Trail we

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killed all of them in our fifth grade

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computer rooms No and oddly enough a lot

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of Timmy's which is it which is

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unintuitive you would think with the

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sheer number of Timmy's left behind that

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there wouldn't be any and yet and yet I

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hid my silly air yeah you're here okay

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good you actually look at the entire

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episode so really because I are like two

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frames per second on my side but that's

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fine that doesn't really matter as long

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as I look good now you look to our

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people right okay good so as I said look

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it yeah so Timmy um Buffalo hey

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everybody

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I own the show I always felt bad Norgan

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trail because it's like you've named you

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you had to like name your kids and I

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always named him after friends of mine

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that were sitting around me and then

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they would die and I was like sorry Eric

0:15:13.660,0:15:20.050
sorry the computer station sitting next

0:15:17.530,0:15:24.520
to your friend like I got some bad news

0:15:20.050,0:15:26.950
Andrew we had to keep the wheels going

0:15:24.520,0:15:30.670
we had to keep the moon's going see you

0:15:26.950,0:15:32.140
you don't run it low on ammo I run along

0:15:30.670,0:15:34.540
ammo I had to keep the wheels going

0:15:32.140,0:15:35.980
sorry but this is a team effort you had

0:15:34.540,0:15:37.480
to take one this is a team effort

0:15:35.980,0:15:40.690
you're clogging the wheel that's all it

0:15:37.480,0:15:43.690
is but thank you so much for taking that

0:15:40.690,0:15:47.200
bullet for us because thank you you're

0:15:43.690,0:15:50.260
keeping a me over here alive yeah we

0:15:47.200,0:15:51.880
needed a woman that's right I've never

0:15:50.260,0:15:55.360
made it past the Mississippi so

0:15:51.880,0:15:58.090
hopefully that comes in handy later as

0:15:55.360,0:16:00.190
one would think right I'm surprised that

0:15:58.090,0:16:03.160
there wasn't like a Donner Party mode

0:16:00.190,0:16:05.560
we're like if it got real bad you could

0:16:03.160,0:16:08.110
you could you know eat to me like you

0:16:05.560,0:16:12.000
know because that's realistic guys I

0:16:08.110,0:16:16.720
mean I mean let's be serious here like

0:16:12.000,0:16:18.430
you're gonna die hey can we died of

0:16:16.720,0:16:20.140
something other than dysentery right

0:16:18.430,0:16:21.220
it's like his legs broken like it's not

0:16:20.140,0:16:24.330
like you know you're like otherwise he's

0:16:21.220,0:16:28.000
okay the meats good other than that

0:16:24.330,0:16:30.130
right and so and and there's no puffle

0:16:28.000,0:16:31.720
oh so you may have since rabbits are

0:16:30.130,0:16:34.300
hard as hell to it I did you ever

0:16:31.720,0:16:36.520
actually hit a rabbit yeah I had to hit

0:16:34.300,0:16:37.960
rabbit I was like there were times that

0:16:36.520,0:16:41.530
rabbit was the only thing that was

0:16:37.960,0:16:44.200
available and Timmy needed food to fix

0:16:41.530,0:16:49.450
his broken leg oh so I had you go kill a

0:16:44.200,0:16:52.000
rabbit and like the reality Timmy the

0:16:49.450,0:16:53.790
reality Timmy is that now it's Timmy

0:16:52.000,0:16:56.770
Timmy's got it we're eating Timmy

0:16:53.790,0:16:57.250
because I'm saving these bullets for

0:16:56.770,0:17:01.750
Buffalo

0:16:57.250,0:17:03.490
Tim and you know we're gonna we're gonna

0:17:01.750,0:17:09.100
have plenty of time to make Timmy's once

0:17:03.490,0:17:09.850
we're in Portland or wherever there's a

0:17:09.100,0:17:17.650
Portland exist

0:17:09.850,0:17:21.870
oh yeah here we go to Seattle I hear of

0:17:17.650,0:17:21.870
the great Native American land Portland

0:17:22.650,0:17:27.040
we gotta get what started all the way to

0:17:24.970,0:17:29.410
Seattle they all start making

0:17:27.040,0:17:33.450
Portland where they brew their all their

0:17:29.410,0:17:38.430
coffee and people still wear flannel

0:17:33.450,0:17:41.440
here in their 16-8 1700s whenever the

0:17:38.430,0:17:42.160
1801 oh when the Oregon took place

0:17:41.440,0:17:44.980
apparently

0:17:42.160,0:17:48.730
I was it was eighteen hundreds but that

0:17:44.980,0:17:52.800
was where all the best native IPAs were

0:17:48.730,0:17:52.800
brewed it was in Portland

0:17:54.420,0:18:06.430
so guys you might not believe this but

0:17:59.190,0:18:12.010
uh oh it's a new we do on the opposite

0:18:06.430,0:18:14.140
side of the country not in Portland OR

0:18:12.010,0:18:15.820
no not in Portland all the way on the

0:18:14.140,0:18:18.610
opposite side of the country in Boston

0:18:15.820,0:18:25.680
Massachusetts over the weekend a little

0:18:18.610,0:18:25.680
bit of a parade to the police aced

0:18:26.430,0:18:31.540
it was it it was a parade and parades

0:18:29.410,0:18:34.300
are normally you know you think about it

0:18:31.540,0:18:36.490
for New Year's or major holidays or gay

0:18:34.300,0:18:38.770
pride but for this one that was the

0:18:36.490,0:18:41.920
street pride parade taking place in

0:18:38.770,0:18:45.250
Boston Massachusetts the straight pride

0:18:41.920,0:18:50.440
parade rate Pride Parade because you can

0:18:45.250,0:18:53.770
have a straight parade did okay so I got

0:18:50.440,0:18:56.380
a flag for our I should have gotten a

0:18:53.770,0:19:00.280
flag for the straight pride flag for an

0:18:56.380,0:19:03.190
overlay but did did you see it did you

0:19:00.280,0:19:04.990
see the flag that they were using no I'm

0:19:03.190,0:19:08.440
sure it was a gay as I can think of

0:19:04.990,0:19:12.910
though it it it was it was half blue

0:19:08.440,0:19:15.700
half pink it looked like a good trend

0:19:12.910,0:19:17.290
might look like a redox of the trans

0:19:15.700,0:19:19.420
flag a little bit like it was in

0:19:17.290,0:19:21.640
diagonal and then like it was the mail

0:19:19.420,0:19:29.530
said symbol and the women's signal and

0:19:21.640,0:19:31.690
like on its so they used a transplant so

0:19:29.530,0:19:33.810
this is this looks straight this looks

0:19:31.690,0:19:38.800
as straight as our parades going to be

0:19:33.810,0:19:40.390
and they were correct yes but hundreds

0:19:38.800,0:19:42.340
of people

0:19:40.390,0:19:45.450
marched under the motto it's great to be

0:19:42.340,0:19:51.310
straight well a man in a shirt costume

0:19:45.450,0:19:55.990
chanted straight lives matter in a shark

0:19:51.310,0:19:58.210
costume in a shark costume not sure

0:19:55.990,0:20:00.070
sharks are apparently very straight or

0:19:58.210,0:20:02.560
at least they're anti gay I'm not a

0:20:00.070,0:20:04.900
hundred percent sure which this sounds a

0:20:02.560,0:20:06.730
lot like if a bunch of gay people got

0:20:04.900,0:20:09.790
together and said let's make something

0:20:06.730,0:20:15.670
that feels straight like this feels like

0:20:09.790,0:20:29.530
a character a caricature of straightness

0:20:15.670,0:20:31.270
remember shark we're gonna totally lost

0:20:29.530,0:20:33.340
you there but yeah we're gonna wait

0:20:31.270,0:20:34.810
we're gonna yell out things like it's

0:20:33.340,0:20:38.140
great to be straight and straight lives

0:20:34.810,0:20:41.080
matter another guy dressed as Santa

0:20:38.140,0:20:43.330
Claus held the straight flag and

0:20:41.080,0:20:50.470
welcomed any heckling that came his way

0:20:43.330,0:20:52.330
which I am certain was a lot still not

0:20:50.470,0:20:56.650
back okay yeah I would think so and I am

0:20:52.330,0:20:57.510
equally certain am i right there no not

0:20:56.650,0:21:02.020
really

0:20:57.510,0:21:07.870
hi I mean you have a very pensive made

0:21:02.020,0:21:10.560
face though so it's nice okay good

0:21:07.870,0:21:13.390
I want the freeze frame be really bad

0:21:10.560,0:21:15.550
that would be the best part I'm still

0:21:13.390,0:21:16.660
not here you're just I'm not here yeah

0:21:15.550,0:21:20.290
you know I'm just talking

0:21:16.660,0:21:23.440
I mean I can hear you and everybody else

0:21:20.290,0:21:28.270
can hear you know I but I'm guessing you

0:21:23.440,0:21:31.480
can't hear me oh you're back sort of

0:21:28.270,0:21:34.630
okay alright so I'm pretty sure that

0:21:31.480,0:21:36.340
Santa was not Tom Arnold no probably not

0:21:34.630,0:21:43.750
Tom Arnold because that would have just

0:21:36.340,0:21:45.790
invited more heckling more people yes

0:21:43.750,0:21:48.280
more people actually showed up to the

0:21:45.790,0:21:51.490
event to protest the event then showed

0:21:48.280,0:21:54.100
up to watch in the event and the

0:21:51.490,0:21:58.169
protesters shouted the very

0:21:54.100,0:22:00.669
obvious and easily accessible Nazi scum

0:21:58.169,0:22:02.289
because when you're gonna wouldn't when

0:22:00.669,0:22:04.330
you want to attack somebody for their

0:22:02.289,0:22:06.669
ideas you just immediately throw down

0:22:04.330,0:22:09.130
the Nazi card that they're not to yeah

0:22:06.669,0:22:11.080
Nazis yeah they also were shouting out

0:22:09.130,0:22:15.309
things like Boston doesn't want you

0:22:11.080,0:22:16.630
could be true don't robably true don't

0:22:15.309,0:22:18.549
know if they want to speak for everybody

0:22:16.630,0:22:19.720
in Boston but I get it you know like I

0:22:18.549,0:22:22.510
don't know if they took an official vote

0:22:19.720,0:22:24.010
and we outnumber you and I'm not sure

0:22:22.510,0:22:27.640
who is doing the polling there but

0:22:24.010,0:22:29.919
that's probably accurate these were so

0:22:27.640,0:22:32.679
those two statements are I would say we

0:22:29.919,0:22:34.780
could guess were factually accurate over

0:22:32.679,0:22:36.880
over over like on the whole right Oh

0:22:34.780,0:22:40.840
overall probably pretty close to

0:22:36.880,0:22:45.880
accurate right libertarian presidential

0:22:40.840,0:22:52.000
candidate and Walmart parking lot

0:22:45.880,0:22:55.840
masturbator Adam Koch a showed up to

0:22:52.000,0:22:57.460
give a speech we could we could never

0:22:55.840,0:23:01.270
talk about Adam Koch ash without you

0:22:57.460,0:23:04.840
bringing up masturbated parking lot yeah

0:23:01.270,0:23:06.970
no I mean that he just if you get caught

0:23:04.840,0:23:11.409
doing that that you know it's like the

0:23:06.970,0:23:13.480
old it's like the old joke of I built 27

0:23:11.409,0:23:17.140
bridges but they don't call me Frank the

0:23:13.480,0:23:19.450
bridge builder do they anything no and I

0:23:17.140,0:23:22.570
built 42 houses but they don't call me

0:23:19.450,0:23:25.809
Frank the house builder do they know and

0:23:22.570,0:23:27.370
I kicked Doug 49 ditches but they don't

0:23:25.809,0:23:40.570
call me Frank the ditch digger do they

0:23:27.370,0:23:44.049
no but you have sex with one cow like

0:23:40.570,0:23:46.500
that that's funny that is funny

0:23:44.049,0:23:48.700
I clean that up for this show only I

0:23:46.500,0:23:50.740
appreciate that because I'd hate for

0:23:48.700,0:23:54.039
that to be a dirty joke on this show um

0:23:50.740,0:24:03.760
I have a joke about a moth but I don't

0:23:54.039,0:24:06.340
think we don't see Adam kick Adam Koch s

0:24:03.760,0:24:08.010
shows up did not masturbate oddly at

0:24:06.340,0:24:09.660
this parade

0:24:08.010,0:24:11.580
appropriate he didn't get caught

0:24:09.660,0:24:13.110
masturbating at this he didn't get

0:24:11.580,0:24:14.730
caught at the very least he didn't

0:24:13.110,0:24:16.679
masturbate as part of his I think he was

0:24:14.730,0:24:19.200
like the keynote speaker or something

0:24:16.679,0:24:23.460
like that and so he gave his speech

0:24:19.200,0:24:26.130
where he pretty much made fun of the

0:24:23.460,0:24:28.470
straight pride people but also told them

0:24:26.130,0:24:30.630
that you know your enemy isn't the

0:24:28.470,0:24:32.490
people on the other side of this picket

0:24:30.630,0:24:34.650
line or whatever it's the people that

0:24:32.490,0:24:37.260
put those barriers up which is kind of a

0:24:34.650,0:24:40.620
cool little quote and then went out he

0:24:37.260,0:24:41.960
gave they cut off his his uh his mic

0:24:40.620,0:24:44.160
because they didn't like his speech

0:24:41.960,0:24:46.770
because they're totally heterosexuals

0:24:44.160,0:24:49.410
and he then went out into the crowd of

0:24:46.770,0:24:51.510
protesters with his free hugs shirt and

0:24:49.410,0:24:54.450
gave out free hugs yeah

0:24:51.510,0:24:57.330
so I ended it ended nicely and and and

0:24:54.450,0:25:00.140
we don't think he masturbated right and

0:24:57.330,0:25:02.750
I would say the most ironic thing about

0:25:00.140,0:25:05.570
the straight Pride Parade

0:25:02.750,0:25:13.010
was the fact that Milo yeah innopolis

0:25:05.570,0:25:17.040
the outspoken gay man very gay very gay

0:25:13.010,0:25:21.809
it was the grand nation of the strip

0:25:17.040,0:25:25.620
right yeah I mean guys so we here at

0:25:21.809,0:25:28.260
muddy waters are firm believers in the

0:25:25.620,0:25:32.160
assertion that there is no that all

0:25:28.260,0:25:35.309
parades are in fact gay and or at least

0:25:32.160,0:25:38.610
I am I just kind of took the liberty

0:25:35.309,0:25:40.860
with Fermat there oh no I mean so but as

0:25:38.610,0:25:45.660
a person who was born in Pasadena

0:25:40.860,0:25:48.570
California famous for things like the

0:25:45.660,0:25:54.270
very first in and out the birthplace of

0:25:48.570,0:25:56.400
the mean the USC Trojans and the Rose

0:25:54.270,0:26:01.350
Parade I have learned to hate parades

0:25:56.400,0:26:06.150
from a very young age as all these there

0:26:01.350,0:26:10.710
are two kinds of people come to my city

0:26:06.150,0:26:14.820
my fair city in Southern California too

0:26:10.710,0:26:17.909
brittle it being drunk at 7:00 a.m. with

0:26:14.820,0:26:19.799
rose petals because everything's made

0:26:17.909,0:26:21.050
out of roses that day and I hate that

0:26:19.799,0:26:25.430
day every

0:26:21.050,0:26:28.880
which is also met it's also what New

0:26:25.430,0:26:32.690
Year's Day oh that's a good way to start

0:26:28.880,0:26:36.050
the year yeah I can't think of many

0:26:32.690,0:26:38.810
things that are more gay than a bunch of

0:26:36.050,0:26:43.460
people showing up to throw rose petals

0:26:38.810,0:26:46.730
everywhere all the floats are made I'm

0:26:43.460,0:26:50.030
gonna be nuts it's I mean it's pretty

0:26:46.730,0:26:53.900
gay it's gay I mean if you watch the

0:26:50.030,0:26:58.220
Macy's Day Parade those floats are all

0:26:53.900,0:27:00.620
obviously gay they are all into same-sex

0:26:58.220,0:27:03.320
relationships those are same-sex

0:27:00.620,0:27:04.970
marriage floats yes all of those floats

0:27:03.320,0:27:08.510
are married we're not able to get

0:27:04.970,0:27:14.300
married prior to June of 2015 on my

0:27:08.510,0:27:16.190
birthday and so yeah so Kate it was

0:27:14.300,0:27:20.420
straight Pride Parade which was

0:27:16.190,0:27:25.280
marshaled by a really really gay guy

0:27:20.420,0:27:29.360
like super like super good flamboyantly

0:27:25.280,0:27:30.320
like his YouTube videos smell good he's

0:27:29.360,0:27:34.190
really gay

0:27:30.320,0:27:37.340
and so his arm and and then they have

0:27:34.190,0:27:39.410
the the trans flag and a guy dressed as

0:27:37.340,0:27:42.200
a basically a furry I mean a shark isn't

0:27:39.410,0:27:45.890
furry but it's in the furry Kingdom I

0:27:42.200,0:27:47.390
would assume you got a furry and and you

0:27:45.890,0:27:50.210
have a chronic masturbator

0:27:47.390,0:27:54.470
right I mean it it was like this was a

0:27:50.210,0:27:57.380
gay it was this wasn't just a gay parade

0:27:54.470,0:28:00.760
it was like a stereotypical dangerous

0:27:57.380,0:28:04.040
gay parade with masturbators and sharks

0:28:00.760,0:28:05.780
yeah I mean it was what it's only two

0:28:04.040,0:28:11.480
steps away from being the gay pride

0:28:05.780,0:28:18.830
parade in that it's gay or it would have

0:28:11.480,0:28:27.350
to say two steps back step down engage

0:28:18.830,0:28:28.610
this like good a gay parade that I

0:28:27.350,0:28:31.970
rested for I was talking to myself

0:28:28.610,0:28:34.770
aren't I no you're still here oh okay

0:28:31.970,0:28:37.500
yeah those a gay aggression parade

0:28:34.770,0:28:39.900
like an angry gay parade as opposed to

0:28:37.500,0:28:44.610
like a happy a happy well-adjusted gay

0:28:39.900,0:28:48.690
parade yeah so that happens that in

0:28:44.610,0:28:56.429
Boston so that happened that happened so

0:28:48.690,0:28:59.460
uh in other gay news episode this

0:28:56.429,0:29:01.620
episode about gayness this is gay this

0:28:59.460,0:29:06.660
is the hash hash tag but stuff nation

0:29:01.620,0:29:11.970
episode Kansas University the the famous

0:29:06.660,0:29:15.059
Jayhawks I was out there in Kansas okay

0:29:11.970,0:29:16.800
the faculty named it famous Jayhawk

0:29:15.059,0:29:18.480
yeah that's the that's their school

0:29:16.800,0:29:20.130
mascot the Jayhawks I believe it I

0:29:18.480,0:29:22.980
believe it's true I have it right here

0:29:20.130,0:29:25.980
in the notes that's how I know yeah

0:29:22.980,0:29:28.320
Kansas University faculty is staging

0:29:25.980,0:29:29.520
massive protests in doing a whole lot of

0:29:28.320,0:29:32.040
complaining because they want

0:29:29.520,0:29:36.059
chick-fil-a removed from campus for

0:29:32.040,0:29:38.370
being a bastion of bigotry after being

0:29:36.059,0:29:41.790
relocated from their previous location

0:29:38.370,0:29:45.809
which was not centrally located to prime

0:29:41.790,0:29:47.790
real estate on campus they also want to

0:29:45.809,0:29:52.260
get rid of the chick-fil-a coin toss at

0:29:47.790,0:29:56.820
the start of Jayhawks games and I am did

0:29:52.260,0:29:58.920
I lose you back okay good so yeah but

0:29:56.820,0:30:01.500
cool so chick-fil-a paid a bunch of

0:29:58.920,0:30:04.500
money in order to move from in order to

0:30:01.500,0:30:05.850
get the sponsorship of the coin toss so

0:30:04.500,0:30:07.500
at the beginning of every Jayhawks game

0:30:05.850,0:30:09.330
they're gonna go out there and the

0:30:07.500,0:30:10.650
announcers are gonna say and now

0:30:09.330,0:30:14.880
everybody turn your heads to the field

0:30:10.650,0:30:16.650
for the honorary chick-fil-a coin toss

0:30:14.880,0:30:18.809
where the ref will go out right only

0:30:16.650,0:30:20.520
flips the coin and somebody calls heads

0:30:18.809,0:30:22.620
or tails and then they say would you

0:30:20.520,0:30:25.860
like to take her receipt and people are

0:30:22.620,0:30:27.929
pissed off about this they have accused

0:30:25.860,0:30:29.580
university leaders of being more

0:30:27.929,0:30:31.980
concerned about money and corporate

0:30:29.580,0:30:34.110
sponsorship than the physical emotional

0:30:31.980,0:30:37.880
and mental well-being of marginalized

0:30:34.110,0:30:37.880
and LGBTQ people

0:30:38.300,0:30:44.330
now chick-fil-a was already at Kansas

0:30:41.250,0:30:46.530
they were already at Kansas University

0:30:44.330,0:30:48.540
people can't go there and they could get

0:30:46.530,0:30:51.040
their number ones with pepperjack

0:30:48.540,0:30:52.740
with the dr. pepper and extra Mayo

0:30:51.040,0:30:57.160
because that's the only way to get that

0:30:52.740,0:30:59.680
and extra pickles all they wanted could

0:30:57.160,0:31:01.330
already do it but they just moved them

0:30:59.680,0:31:04.390
from their one location to a more

0:31:01.330,0:31:06.309
central location right and that was the

0:31:04.390,0:31:08.309
straw that was the straw on that yeah

0:31:06.309,0:31:11.320
that was the straw that really uh that

0:31:08.309,0:31:15.790
was the straw that really broke that

0:31:11.320,0:31:17.559
back they move buildings and signed a

0:31:15.790,0:31:19.150
new five-year lease and that was where

0:31:17.559,0:31:21.370
they were like okay no we're done we

0:31:19.150,0:31:23.830
can't have this anymore but with the

0:31:21.370,0:31:25.000
move Kansas ended up saving 2.6 million

0:31:23.830,0:31:26.650
dollars that would have been required

0:31:25.000,0:31:29.890
for upgrades to their previous location

0:31:26.650,0:31:31.660
and we're required by the restaurant

0:31:29.890,0:31:33.429
contracts so they said look we get to

0:31:31.660,0:31:36.030
save 2.6 million dollars this way that

0:31:33.429,0:31:38.350
we can now spend on other things fruit

0:31:36.030,0:31:39.370
well not the students because you know

0:31:38.350,0:31:42.820
they don't actually spend money for

0:31:39.370,0:31:44.770
things for the students yet universe but

0:31:42.820,0:31:47.020
they save 2.6 million by making that

0:31:44.770,0:31:51.900
move and they also got chick-fil-a

0:31:47.020,0:31:51.900
sponsorship for the flipping of a coin

0:31:52.860,0:31:59.980
and so that's all gone now no they I

0:31:56.980,0:32:02.230
mean they're still fighting it they're

0:31:59.980,0:32:06.190
just here they are trying to get them

0:32:02.230,0:32:10.300
kicked out I have a feeling that the

0:32:06.190,0:32:14.170
vast majority of Kansas Jayhawk students

0:32:10.300,0:32:16.470
the famous Jayhawks I'm told don't give

0:32:14.170,0:32:19.390
a crap about this one way or the other

0:32:16.470,0:32:23.980
like I've met enough college students

0:32:19.390,0:32:25.240
that like the student union people care

0:32:23.980,0:32:27.250
about this stuff because they're all

0:32:25.240,0:32:31.000
like practicing to become you know

0:32:27.250,0:32:35.500
intersectional politicians who and we'll

0:32:31.000,0:32:41.260
be talking more about that later the

0:32:35.500,0:32:42.820
average students like all right so where

0:32:41.260,0:32:45.490
do I go to get the sandwich now like I

0:32:42.820,0:32:46.809
mean they like they don't they might

0:32:45.490,0:32:48.760
have an opinion but it's not terribly

0:32:46.809,0:32:52.120
strong just like the average person just

0:32:48.760,0:32:54.610
is like busy living their life and the

0:32:52.120,0:32:58.060
fact that a chicken sandwich is being

0:32:54.610,0:33:02.080
sold by a company that a few years ago

0:32:58.060,0:33:05.530
east owner of it used to give

0:33:02.080,0:33:09.280
money to some traditional family

0:33:05.530,0:33:11.770
organizations some of whom were opposed

0:33:09.280,0:33:13.660
same-sex marriage and now that's not

0:33:11.770,0:33:15.760
even an issue anymore because he's dead

0:33:13.660,0:33:18.610
same-sex marriage is now the law of the

0:33:15.760,0:33:21.280
land all 50 states and what their thing

0:33:18.610,0:33:26.830
is now that they're mad about is that

0:33:21.280,0:33:29.080
the one of the charities that the

0:33:26.830,0:33:34.780
chick-fil-a foundation gives to is the

0:33:29.080,0:33:35.710
Salvation Army yes but this elevator

0:33:34.780,0:33:38.170
that's what they're mad about

0:33:35.710,0:33:43.150
well the Salvation Army is historically

0:33:38.170,0:33:47.800
against same-sex marriage as well the

0:33:43.150,0:33:50.050
Salvation Army where do you go in the

0:33:47.800,0:33:51.940
winter that there isn't some poor Schmo

0:33:50.050,0:33:54.250
there out in front of the store

0:33:51.940,0:33:56.980
jingyan jingling the bell for the

0:33:54.250,0:33:59.920
Salvation Army right I like I mean the

0:33:56.980,0:34:02.740
Salvation or this is the hill that the

0:33:59.920,0:34:05.440
Student Union the Jayhawk Student Union

0:34:02.740,0:34:08.290
wants to really try to pepper it with

0:34:05.440,0:34:10.210
Jayhawk top that there this is what

0:34:08.290,0:34:14.830
they're willing to this is the hill that

0:34:10.210,0:34:19.870
they want to die on and now meanwhile if

0:34:14.830,0:34:23.290
they just sit back so everyone was happy

0:34:19.870,0:34:25.090
for a minute about Popeyes because

0:34:23.290,0:34:26.950
Popeyes came in and apparently was

0:34:25.090,0:34:31.540
selling a chicken sandwich that was even

0:34:26.950,0:34:34.720
better than chick-fil-a's and but

0:34:31.540,0:34:37.090
Popeyes is also Popeyes and if you've

0:34:34.720,0:34:39.100
never been to Popeyes you would if you

0:34:37.090,0:34:40.960
have ever been to Popeyes you would not

0:34:39.100,0:34:43.240
be surprised to hear that they've run

0:34:40.960,0:34:45.100
out of chicken sandwiches and will maybe

0:34:43.240,0:34:49.810
have them back sometime in October right

0:34:45.100,0:34:52.450
or not that's yeah sometime next month

0:34:49.810,0:34:55.870
maybe that sounds about right

0:34:52.450,0:34:59.290
for Popeye's organization I've been to a

0:34:55.870,0:35:01.150
Popeyes twice and one time I left

0:34:59.290,0:35:04.810
because there was a fight going on there

0:35:01.150,0:35:06.610
and between the staff and I think a

0:35:04.810,0:35:08.800
patron it might have just been someone's

0:35:06.610,0:35:13.480
girlfriend and then the other time I

0:35:08.800,0:35:15.460
went to Popeyes I wanted to try what was

0:35:13.480,0:35:16.869
it there catfish something another

0:35:15.460,0:35:18.970
and then I saw someone else had ordered

0:35:16.869,0:35:21.160
it and I looked at theirs and I thought

0:35:18.970,0:35:23.970
I'm not gonna try this and I actually

0:35:21.160,0:35:29.230
went to chick-fil-a instead that was

0:35:23.970,0:35:30.730
2004 13 anyway I remember but yeah so

0:35:29.230,0:35:32.349
anyone who was surprised to hear that

0:35:30.730,0:35:34.690
Popeyes failed them

0:35:32.349,0:35:36.070
so Popeyes basically came in made

0:35:34.690,0:35:37.720
everyone feel good for a little while

0:35:36.070,0:35:40.690
and then abandoned them

0:35:37.720,0:35:41.800
yes now this is not the first time

0:35:40.690,0:35:44.170
chick-fil-a's had to deal with us

0:35:41.800,0:35:46.390
obviously California Polytechnic State

0:35:44.170,0:35:48.820
Polytechnic State Polytechnic State

0:35:46.390,0:35:50.050
University and Trinity University are

0:35:48.820,0:35:53.369
pushing for the removal of chick-fil-a

0:35:50.050,0:35:56.470
from the campuses and San Antonio Texas

0:35:53.369,0:35:59.440
Airport famously banned them from the

0:35:56.470,0:36:03.869
airport that chick-fil-a is currently

0:35:59.440,0:36:06.760
fighting didn't didn't that trigger the

0:36:03.869,0:36:09.490
protect chick-fil-a rule in the Texas

0:36:06.760,0:36:12.760
like in that now a law in Texas that you

0:36:09.490,0:36:14.349
can't ban chick-fil-a or yeah it's um

0:36:12.760,0:36:16.330
it's they're working on it I don't know

0:36:14.349,0:36:17.770
if it's passed yet but yeah it's like

0:36:16.330,0:36:19.180
you can't discriminate against a

0:36:17.770,0:36:22.570
business or something but it's the

0:36:19.180,0:36:25.240
protect chick-fil-a law it's it's to

0:36:22.570,0:36:28.089
protect your cause the law particularly

0:36:25.240,0:36:32.770
I know you can't see the comments but

0:36:28.089,0:36:36.119
right now we have super fans top fans

0:36:32.770,0:36:41.950
Facebook like badge approved top fans

0:36:36.119,0:36:44.349
shown head in Jacob LaBelle getting into

0:36:41.950,0:36:46.420
a disagreement on who can do the better

0:36:44.349,0:36:48.070
I believe this is a fried chicken

0:36:46.420,0:36:49.839
cookout yeah fried chicken cook out

0:36:48.070,0:36:54.839
between the two of them and they have to

0:36:49.839,0:36:58.030
do enough for 25 people so we better be

0:36:54.839,0:37:01.330
invited to that yeah because we

0:36:58.030,0:37:04.660
facilitated this little tete-a-tete in

0:37:01.330,0:37:06.119
the first place so I I want to be there

0:37:04.660,0:37:10.030
I don't know I

0:37:06.119,0:37:14.950
Jacob lives in Minnesota so does John

0:37:10.030,0:37:18.790
lives in Florida okay well I'm in

0:37:14.950,0:37:20.950
Georgia I'm in Florida so so I mean

0:37:18.790,0:37:23.349
we're both relatively close to Shawn and

0:37:20.950,0:37:25.180
then we can circle back we could circle

0:37:23.349,0:37:26.850
back to take up circle I'm just outside

0:37:25.180,0:37:29.110
of Atlanta we'll circle back

0:37:26.850,0:37:33.940
[Laughter]

0:37:29.110,0:37:35.260
1800 miles that way I listen to anyone

0:37:33.940,0:37:39.400
anytime anyone wants to cook off

0:37:35.260,0:37:41.950
anything I support that as a taste

0:37:39.400,0:37:45.370
tester I mean that if more eighties

0:37:41.950,0:37:47.440
movies went to the cook-off battle as

0:37:45.370,0:37:48.730
opposed to the street dance battle I

0:37:47.440,0:37:51.670
probably would have liked a lot more of

0:37:48.730,0:37:53.020
the movies the 80s would have never

0:37:51.670,0:37:55.240
ended if it had been that way that's

0:37:53.020,0:37:59.620
true like either that or everybody only

0:37:55.240,0:38:03.160
died of like heart disease well for them

0:37:59.620,0:38:07.120
it would have never ended it's like how

0:38:03.160,0:38:09.250
the 1800s never ended for Timmy it's

0:38:07.120,0:38:12.100
it's still the antebellum era for poor

0:38:09.250,0:38:14.410
Timmy that's wrong actually I think that

0:38:12.100,0:38:15.880
was after the antebellum era but it was

0:38:14.410,0:38:18.340
it was the it was the it was the

0:38:15.880,0:38:20.890
westward expansion era for Timmy forever

0:38:18.340,0:38:22.000
which you know in a way is kind of a

0:38:20.890,0:38:23.770
nice favor to Timmy

0:38:22.000,0:38:26.260
if you think about it it is he doesn't

0:38:23.770,0:38:30.580
have to deal with hurricanes that don't

0:38:26.260,0:38:33.670
move he I mean he's the one that broke

0:38:30.580,0:38:36.490
his own leg so you know stopped jumping

0:38:33.670,0:38:38.500
off the wheel Timmy right exactly I keep

0:38:36.490,0:38:40.090
this real shiny not so you slip on it

0:38:38.500,0:38:42.210
Tim like the whole point of it is to

0:38:40.090,0:38:47.920
continue traveling what are you doing

0:38:42.210,0:38:57.220
now we have to eat you so the nice smoke

0:38:47.920,0:39:00.040
Timmy I will say that people at I will

0:38:57.220,0:39:02.740
say that somebody at Kansas got it right

0:39:00.040,0:39:04.300
because they were like the the

0:39:02.740,0:39:06.970
administrators aren't going to be

0:39:04.300,0:39:09.190
listening to you if you just do if you

0:39:06.970,0:39:10.900
if you're sitting here fighting walk

0:39:09.190,0:39:12.460
over to Popeyes which is across the

0:39:10.900,0:39:15.190
street and get your chicken sandwich

0:39:12.460,0:39:17.380
there and right like I was like hey

0:39:15.190,0:39:19.750
that's novel instead of being way

0:39:17.380,0:39:22.120
instead of running these protests and

0:39:19.750,0:39:25.270
demanding they get rid of it just go to

0:39:22.120,0:39:27.490
Popeyes or go to windows go so well but

0:39:25.270,0:39:32.470
don't go to McDonald's go anywhere else

0:39:27.490,0:39:34.480
just not McDonough ever ever ever ever

0:39:32.470,0:39:37.000
for anything right you got don't go to

0:39:34.480,0:39:39.370
McDonald's go to go to Burger King go to

0:39:37.000,0:39:41.859
anywhere else just not you can get a

0:39:39.370,0:39:45.609
taco from Burger King I don't care

0:39:41.859,0:39:48.999
no dog who to mcnaught you could don't

0:39:45.609,0:39:52.329
do the head either but you could go to

0:39:48.999,0:39:54.640
sonic go to crystals or sonic oh yeah

0:39:52.329,0:39:57.940
you go to get the tater tots tater tots

0:39:54.640,0:40:00.759
it sucker oh my god sonica tater tots

0:39:57.940,0:40:03.069
are good right I had forgotten about

0:40:00.759,0:40:05.529
those until this moment I never forget

0:40:03.069,0:40:07.390
about this okay so there's the story

0:40:05.529,0:40:09.009
token taco it's a Burger King now

0:40:07.390,0:40:13.779
there's a story I have about sonic tater

0:40:09.009,0:40:15.579
tots good back in my drinking days which

0:40:13.779,0:40:18.759
by the way Saturday will be five years

0:40:15.579,0:40:20.049
no alcohol oh wow congratulations thanks

0:40:18.759,0:40:25.029
which means that this Thursday is my

0:40:20.049,0:40:28.420
annual Show with Adam Freeman oh good

0:40:25.029,0:40:31.150
yeah but so back in my drinking days I

0:40:28.420,0:40:35.739
was living in Virginia and my buddy

0:40:31.150,0:40:36.999
one of my buddies Mike he and I went

0:40:35.739,0:40:38.650
down to see a different buddy of ours

0:40:36.999,0:40:40.420
I'm I'm gonna leave his name out of this

0:40:38.650,0:40:42.849
because his wife would be very upset by

0:40:40.420,0:40:45.130
this story and so we went down to go

0:40:42.849,0:40:48.150
visit him and we were drinking we were

0:40:45.130,0:40:50.650
having a good time and we end up getting

0:40:48.150,0:41:04.119
Jacob LaBelle says Burger King tacos are

0:40:50.650,0:41:07.979
dank because Shane Sweeney wants to tell

0:41:04.119,0:41:11.259
us about the wonders of tilapia and then

0:41:07.979,0:41:14.680
and then Jacob wants to tell us that

0:41:11.259,0:41:18.009
Burger King dank it's not jack in the

0:41:14.680,0:41:20.739
box man come on if you mean Jake as in

0:41:18.009,0:41:24.489
musty and filled with bacteria like a

0:41:20.739,0:41:27.430
dank dark room or a dank dungeon

0:41:24.489,0:41:33.959
filled with the torturing of political

0:41:27.430,0:41:38.440
prisoners that yes right that I agree

0:41:33.959,0:41:40.269
so we're so we go out I'm trying to

0:41:38.440,0:41:43.180
remember Mike and I may have shown up

0:41:40.269,0:41:45.759
drunk it's it's tough to say I was kind

0:41:43.180,0:41:48.699
of in a haze of always being drunk but

0:41:45.759,0:41:52.700
we're at his house and we're at our

0:41:48.699,0:41:55.050
other friend's house and we're

0:41:52.700,0:41:58.079
Mike and I are starving because we're

0:41:55.050,0:42:00.089
hammered and Mike starts saying that he

0:41:58.079,0:42:02.040
wants sonic and he's like I want sonic I

0:42:00.089,0:42:05.250
needed Sonic I need those tots

0:42:02.040,0:42:07.069
I need those tots and there's like I'm

0:42:05.250,0:42:11.130
not going to get you tots and he's like

0:42:07.069,0:42:14.369
Dave I will get a hooker to give you a

0:42:11.130,0:42:17.460
handjob if you go and get me some Sonic

0:42:14.369,0:42:21.000
tots with chili and cheese on it to

0:42:17.460,0:42:24.359
which Dave said no because they wasn't

0:42:21.000,0:42:25.650
supposed to say the name because I you

0:42:24.359,0:42:27.869
don't know which day there's so many

0:42:25.650,0:42:29.819
there's so many days but I mean she's

0:42:27.869,0:42:33.060
already freaking caves his wife will

0:42:29.819,0:42:34.980
know yes so dave was like I'm not no

0:42:33.060,0:42:36.990
because dave is an upstanding wholesome

0:42:34.980,0:42:38.250
person that I can't believe they would

0:42:36.990,0:42:39.839
never do something like that that's

0:42:38.250,0:42:41.790
disgusting it would never do something

0:42:39.839,0:42:52.410
but we'll just say that Mike got his

0:42:41.790,0:42:53.910
tots and anyway go ahead you know I was

0:42:52.410,0:43:02.220
like man that's a really expensive way

0:42:53.910,0:43:10.530
to get taters outs but that's speaking

0:43:02.220,0:43:14.579
let's it's fine no why pay someone to do

0:43:10.530,0:43:22.560
something that I myself can do far

0:43:14.579,0:43:27.030
better let's be honest I mean you you're

0:43:22.560,0:43:30.960
not wrong I mean you're I've got many a

0:43:27.030,0:43:35.010
year experience I mean I know what I'm

0:43:30.960,0:43:37.470
doing and it's free yeah yeah and

0:43:35.010,0:43:39.030
there's no commitment and I can fit it

0:43:37.470,0:43:42.240
into my schedule I don't have to work

0:43:39.030,0:43:45.599
around somebody else I can literally you

0:43:42.240,0:43:52.140
know I work from home and and this is

0:43:45.599,0:43:54.569
like what why why would you pay I didn't

0:43:52.140,0:43:57.599
recall the tater tots being that good oh

0:43:54.569,0:44:00.270
they're good but no I know they're good

0:43:57.599,0:44:02.940
I that's a lot of money mr. tater dog

0:44:00.270,0:44:04.560
yeah I mean I thought that it was wildly

0:44:02.940,0:44:06.270
outrageous to spend that kind of money

0:44:04.560,0:44:09.630
sonic tater tots

0:44:06.270,0:44:11.610
downright exorbitant but if I was Sonic

0:44:09.630,0:44:13.200
I would use that as my advertising

0:44:11.610,0:44:15.619
campaign I'd be like somebody one time

0:44:13.200,0:44:20.180
paid a hooker to give somebody else a an

0:44:15.619,0:44:22.910
HJ just to get some tots

0:44:20.180,0:44:26.310
you don't need to know anything else

0:44:22.910,0:44:29.280
that's like just that right would you

0:44:26.310,0:44:31.710
have those two guys explain this or

0:44:29.280,0:44:35.460
recreate the scene you know the two guys

0:44:31.710,0:44:37.050
that are in all the Sonics adds the two

0:44:35.460,0:44:38.310
I thought you meant I thought you meant

0:44:37.050,0:44:40.440
Mike and Dave I was like I don't think

0:44:38.310,0:44:44.369
they would know I know was ephemeral I'd

0:44:40.440,0:44:46.890
be married no no no not not not Mike and

0:44:44.369,0:44:48.330
Dave I mean the two guys that are always

0:44:46.890,0:44:52.410
in the Sonics ads have them like

0:44:48.330,0:44:53.790
recreate that particular scene I think

0:44:52.410,0:44:56.700
that I think that that would be their

0:44:53.790,0:45:01.230
number one commercial talk about viral

0:44:56.700,0:45:05.550
advertising speaking of speaking of

0:45:01.230,0:45:07.830
hookers what I don't I don't have the

0:45:05.550,0:45:09.350
notes I know I was like man I've can't

0:45:07.830,0:45:13.470
wait to see how this one goes

0:45:09.350,0:45:16.440
speaking of hookers give me a second I

0:45:13.470,0:45:20.340
gotta figure this yeah speaking of dirty

0:45:16.440,0:45:26.520
hookers Hong Kong chief except Terry Lam

0:45:20.340,0:45:30.619
oh who is definitely doing every fucker

0:45:26.520,0:45:35.490
yeah he is a chief who Kerr in charge

0:45:30.619,0:45:39.390
she has admitted that what she has done

0:45:35.490,0:45:40.980
with the extradition law the extradition

0:45:39.390,0:45:44.220
treaty that they were getting ready to

0:45:40.980,0:45:46.260
sign with China she says that she

0:45:44.220,0:45:49.530
sparked huge havoc plunging her city

0:45:46.260,0:45:53.460
into political crisis she followed it up

0:45:49.530,0:45:58.020
by saying she would resign if she had a

0:45:53.460,0:45:59.390
choice and asked for forgiveness now all

0:45:58.020,0:46:02.910
of this is happening

0:45:59.390,0:46:05.070
well the protests have been getting much

0:46:02.910,0:46:06.630
worse the police yeah

0:46:05.070,0:46:09.690
the police have been spraying the

0:46:06.630,0:46:12.200
protesters would blue die so that way

0:46:09.690,0:46:15.330
they can arrest them later

0:46:12.200,0:46:17.690
it's like marking them and letting them

0:46:15.330,0:46:20.839
go about the public that's like

0:46:17.690,0:46:24.559
oh you're blue we'll get we'll get you

0:46:20.839,0:46:26.539
later blue guy yeah the protestors are

0:46:24.559,0:46:28.490
physically picking up canisters of tear

0:46:26.539,0:46:29.359
gas and dropping them into liquid

0:46:28.490,0:46:32.059
nitrogen

0:46:29.359,0:46:35.720
yeah it's turning him into turning them

0:46:32.059,0:46:38.059
into it's harmless solid form right

0:46:35.720,0:46:40.819
I love these protests that's like some

0:46:38.059,0:46:42.619
4d that's like real for DHS like okay

0:46:40.819,0:46:45.670
there Thrones here gasps at us what do

0:46:42.619,0:46:48.799
we do get some liquid nitrogen liquid

0:46:45.670,0:46:52.099
nitrogen when they throw it at us we

0:46:48.799,0:46:57.700
just drop it in there problem solved

0:46:52.099,0:47:01.220
we're already wearing the masks these

0:46:57.700,0:47:03.470
these protesters are like I mean there

0:47:01.220,0:47:05.599
are so many Asian stereotypes about them

0:47:03.470,0:47:08.359
being like off-the-charts brilliant you

0:47:05.599,0:47:10.700
throw tier 2 ass at them and they you

0:47:08.359,0:47:12.799
know cones over them and and put liquid

0:47:10.700,0:47:14.510
nitrogen in them and like it's like

0:47:12.799,0:47:16.490
they're unstoppable and they're like

0:47:14.510,0:47:18.589
they come out with band saws and take

0:47:16.490,0:47:21.289
down all the facial-recognition towers

0:47:18.589,0:47:25.190
like I mean these are not people I'd

0:47:21.289,0:47:27.619
want to have against me no gun even if I

0:47:25.190,0:47:29.869
eat even if I controlled a massive

0:47:27.619,0:47:31.849
police state I would still like I'd be

0:47:29.869,0:47:34.130
like okay how can these people be on my

0:47:31.849,0:47:36.260
side and and you know or at least be you

0:47:34.130,0:47:37.700
know even if we have an uneasy peace how

0:47:36.260,0:47:39.579
can I have these people not protesting

0:47:37.700,0:47:42.380
me cuz they're out here with umbrellas

0:47:39.579,0:47:45.740
taking down a police state imagine if

0:47:42.380,0:47:47.329
they were armed oh my lord if they were

0:47:45.740,0:47:48.859
it would already be over it would be

0:47:47.329,0:47:50.329
over it would already be off it would

0:47:48.859,0:47:52.809
already be over it would not only would

0:47:50.329,0:47:54.890
it be over but it would now be like

0:47:52.809,0:47:57.380
destabilizing the Chinese government

0:47:54.890,0:47:59.990
like the only thing that is keeping the

0:47:57.380,0:48:02.240
police state in Hong Kong and in China

0:47:59.990,0:48:05.150
in mainland China or the rest of China

0:48:02.240,0:48:07.279
going is the fact that all of these

0:48:05.150,0:48:11.950
people the strongest things they have

0:48:07.279,0:48:14.510
are umbrellas and band saws and and

0:48:11.950,0:48:16.910
liquid nitrogen like if they have and

0:48:14.510,0:48:19.760
like guns

0:48:16.910,0:48:21.260
Blee different lovable oh yeah and I

0:48:19.760,0:48:23.270
have a I have a feeling that's coming

0:48:21.260,0:48:25.400
next like if this continues they're

0:48:23.270,0:48:26.930
gonna start getting guns and then it's

0:48:25.400,0:48:29.420
gonna just ratchet up to a whole

0:48:26.930,0:48:31.369
different level and it so recently

0:48:29.420,0:48:35.240
Beijing has made vague threat

0:48:31.369,0:48:36.859
of military action so Beijing could

0:48:35.240,0:48:39.109
potentially start doing a military

0:48:36.859,0:48:42.799
strike on the people of Hong Kong and

0:48:39.109,0:48:44.809
they've made so this past week there

0:48:42.799,0:48:46.339
were more Airport protests which is kind

0:48:44.809,0:48:48.529
of where this entire thing got kicked

0:48:46.339,0:48:50.089
off was at the airport city right right

0:48:48.529,0:48:54.289
and they've been doing a boycott of the

0:48:50.089,0:48:56.420
school so nobody's been going so China

0:48:54.289,0:48:58.490
has mass troops inside of Hong Kong and

0:48:56.420,0:49:01.160
across the southern border of China just

0:48:58.490,0:49:06.049
across the I don't remember the name of

0:49:01.160,0:49:08.630
that straight that's right there that

0:49:06.049,0:49:12.410
yeah anyway on the southern border I get

0:49:08.630,0:49:14.299
I can even see it in my head yeah but

0:49:12.410,0:49:16.999
yeah along the ground along the southern

0:49:14.299,0:49:19.039
border of China across across the

0:49:16.999,0:49:21.349
waterway to Hong Kong

0:49:19.039,0:49:23.630
they're they're amassing troops there's

0:49:21.349,0:49:25.970
like China is ramping up to something

0:49:23.630,0:49:28.069
and the people right and the people at

0:49:25.970,0:49:30.589
the people who are protesting in Hong

0:49:28.069,0:49:33.680
Kong aren't backing down well yeah

0:49:30.589,0:49:36.829
they do not care they are like no we are

0:49:33.680,0:49:38.749
our own state yeah we have to live kind

0:49:36.829,0:49:40.640
of by your laws but we are our own thing

0:49:38.749,0:49:42.559
and they are fighting right right and

0:49:40.640,0:49:44.660
this all started because of one bad law

0:49:42.559,0:49:46.220
and if they had guns like we said if

0:49:44.660,0:49:49.299
they were armed if they had a Second

0:49:46.220,0:49:51.769
Amendment if they had democracy it's not

0:49:49.299,0:50:00.079
that I'm a fan of democracy because you

0:49:51.769,0:50:03.489
know gang rape is bad and that was a

0:50:00.079,0:50:03.489
terrible time for you to freeze on me

0:50:05.349,0:50:10.489
but if they had these things they they

0:50:08.989,0:50:12.920
would have be in such a better position

0:50:10.489,0:50:14.509
to like actually be able to fight these

0:50:12.920,0:50:18.380
things instead they're fighting it oh

0:50:14.509,0:50:21.829
yeah with umbrellas and just why we wit

0:50:18.380,0:50:23.539
which is amazing yeah it's it's a crack

0:50:21.829,0:50:25.549
like I'm just picturing like you know

0:50:23.539,0:50:27.440
it's almost like you know Planet of the

0:50:25.549,0:50:30.019
Apes were like the humans go and like

0:50:27.440,0:50:32.239
try to do stuff and the Apes just end up

0:50:30.019,0:50:33.980
taking their weapons and like using it

0:50:32.239,0:50:36.109
again like like you can't outsmart these

0:50:33.980,0:50:37.730
Apes and I'm not comparing them to Apes

0:50:36.109,0:50:38.599
I'm comparing them to the characters in

0:50:37.730,0:50:39.980
the movie

0:50:38.599,0:50:41.180
remember they were just so crafty that

0:50:39.980,0:50:42.140
there were anything you threw at him

0:50:41.180,0:50:44.509
they'd end up was like

0:50:42.140,0:50:44.810
jujitsu they'd you know take it big be

0:50:44.509,0:50:46.610
like

0:50:44.810,0:50:48.590
water and take it from you and you know

0:50:46.610,0:50:50.030
now they've got it I just picture like

0:50:48.590,0:50:52.490
you know they come in with you know

0:50:50.030,0:50:55.610
tanks or whatever the Chinese do and

0:50:52.490,0:50:57.170
then the Hong Kong people you know pour

0:50:55.610,0:50:58.820
some chemical on the tank and it

0:50:57.170,0:51:00.380
evaporates and they'd like you know what

0:50:58.820,0:51:02.030
like I mean I it just seems like

0:51:00.380,0:51:04.190
whatever they're throwing at these

0:51:02.030,0:51:07.610
people they just keep coming back harder

0:51:04.190,0:51:09.500
and it just keeps intensifying and I

0:51:07.610,0:51:13.100
think something's gonna come to a real

0:51:09.500,0:51:15.470
head and I think that all police states

0:51:13.100,0:51:18.350
are paper tigers and what I mean by that

0:51:15.470,0:51:20.740
is you've got less than 1% of the

0:51:18.350,0:51:24.470
population trying to control the other

0:51:20.740,0:51:27.080
99% and the way they keep that control

0:51:24.470,0:51:29.180
is that they recognize that the vast

0:51:27.080,0:51:32.240
vast majority of people aren't going to

0:51:29.180,0:51:33.800
actually like fight against them so when

0:51:32.240,0:51:35.630
someone does they just come down hard

0:51:33.800,0:51:37.220
but as soon as like one or two percent

0:51:35.630,0:51:39.020
of the populations fighting against them

0:51:37.220,0:51:42.890
they're outnumbered and then the other

0:51:39.020,0:51:44.270
97% is looking at this and goes oh yeah

0:51:42.890,0:51:46.520
I guess we have way more power than we

0:51:44.270,0:51:49.040
thought so like even the most you know

0:51:46.520,0:51:53.240
brutal police state like a North Korea

0:51:49.040,0:51:55.760
or China or whatever like once the

0:51:53.240,0:51:57.800
people there realize that they vastly

0:51:55.760,0:52:00.140
outnumber the people that would try to

0:51:57.800,0:52:02.360
oppress them it's over real quickly and

0:52:00.140,0:52:03.980
this could I mean I don't know this but

0:52:02.360,0:52:07.820
it could this could be a domino effect

0:52:03.980,0:52:10.070
this could be like the Asian Spring yeah

0:52:07.820,0:52:12.230
what what we're seeing what we're seeing

0:52:10.070,0:52:17.720
happening over in China right now and

0:52:12.230,0:52:20.000
Hong Kong specifically right is it's

0:52:17.720,0:52:21.500
hopeful like you see people fighting for

0:52:20.000,0:52:24.440
their freedom fighting for being able to

0:52:21.500,0:52:26.290
have what they want in order to to

0:52:24.440,0:52:28.700
succeed where they need to succeed right

0:52:26.290,0:52:31.010
and yes this could be the domino effect

0:52:28.700,0:52:33.080
where it just starts toppling over and

0:52:31.010,0:52:35.200
over and over up to the point where

0:52:33.080,0:52:37.970
people are just fighting for freedom

0:52:35.200,0:52:40.700
literally everywhere and it just yeah

0:52:37.970,0:52:43.910
because people were like no if you do if

0:52:40.700,0:52:45.140
you if you want to extradite us screw

0:52:43.910,0:52:49.190
you you're not going to do it I'm not

0:52:45.140,0:52:53.090
gonna let you do it right right yeah it

0:52:49.190,0:52:54.320
feels like a V for Vendetta situation

0:52:53.090,0:52:57.710
where it's like this thing is spreading

0:52:54.320,0:52:58.700
and the more they try to stop it the

0:52:57.710,0:53:00.440
bigger it gets

0:52:58.700,0:53:04.010
and it just keeps becoming more

0:53:00.440,0:53:06.470
effective and everyone's talking about

0:53:04.010,0:53:08.990
it it's crazy stuff we said this in the

0:53:06.470,0:53:10.670
last episode two weeks ago imagine if we

0:53:08.990,0:53:13.760
said two things imagine if the people of

0:53:10.670,0:53:16.519
Hong Kong were as armed as the American

0:53:13.760,0:53:19.700
people and imagine if the American

0:53:16.519,0:53:22.250
people had even a smidgen of the resolve

0:53:19.700,0:53:24.079
of the people of Hong Kong either of

0:53:22.250,0:53:26.299
those scenarios would result in a

0:53:24.079,0:53:27.829
complete ending of the of the you know

0:53:26.299,0:53:30.019
oppression that we see in both of these

0:53:27.829,0:53:31.490
places and you know we don't have the

0:53:30.019,0:53:33.980
resolve and they don't want the guns so

0:53:31.490,0:53:36.170
maybe we can get together and trade some

0:53:33.980,0:53:37.970
resolve for guns and maybe get something

0:53:36.170,0:53:40.039
done or something I'm not really sure

0:53:37.970,0:53:44.029
how that what the exchange rate on that

0:53:40.039,0:53:48.640
is like I'll give you two resolves okay

0:53:44.029,0:53:51.079
thank you perfect here they are here's

0:53:48.640,0:53:54.289
here's a goodnight launcher for this

0:53:51.079,0:53:57.200
resolve you've given me thank you so

0:53:54.289,0:53:58.720
yeah I mean the Hong Kong protests

0:53:57.200,0:54:00.829
they're not going anywhere for a while

0:53:58.720,0:54:04.579
now I think that they're going to keep

0:54:00.829,0:54:10.069
going and we're just gonna have to see

0:54:04.579,0:54:13.339
what happens in hopefully chief exec

0:54:10.069,0:54:17.210
Carrie Lam or LOM dirty hooker dirty

0:54:13.339,0:54:20.000
hooker dirty hooker Carrie LOM hopefully

0:54:17.210,0:54:22.519
she figures out a way to resign because

0:54:20.000,0:54:24.140
she says she doesn't have a choice yeah

0:54:22.519,0:54:26.779
what was what was that about so she's

0:54:24.140,0:54:29.450
not able to resign that's yeah so she's

0:54:26.779,0:54:32.839
saying that she's saying that because

0:54:29.450,0:54:34.970
she was appointed and China has accepted

0:54:32.839,0:54:36.680
her she can't just go okay I'm done like

0:54:34.970,0:54:38.720
she can't step away like that's her

0:54:36.680,0:54:40.160
argument for it and she's trying to get

0:54:38.720,0:54:41.809
people to feel sorry for her because she

0:54:40.160,0:54:42.980
can't go out to get her hair done or go

0:54:41.809,0:54:45.980
to a restaurant because any time she

0:54:42.980,0:54:47.690
goes to help people like confront her

0:54:45.980,0:54:49.069
constantly and I mean well you kind of

0:54:47.690,0:54:50.720
brought that on yourself didn't you

0:54:49.069,0:54:55.670
you had to know they were gonna be a

0:54:50.720,0:54:58.220
little upset about this and she still

0:54:55.670,0:55:00.200
hasn't taken this bill or had they done

0:54:58.220,0:55:01.849
that now cuz I know they had tabled it I

0:55:00.200,0:55:03.529
think we or it could get voted on any

0:55:01.849,0:55:05.569
time but have they actually taken it off

0:55:03.529,0:55:07.339
now I don't think that so it's like off

0:55:05.569,0:55:09.230
but it hasn't been killed so like I

0:55:07.339,0:55:12.170
think it's still take like I haven't

0:55:09.230,0:55:13.849
read anything about them killing it

0:55:12.170,0:55:17.089
killing it so just tell the damn thing

0:55:13.849,0:55:20.900
like kill the bill it goes away just

0:55:17.089,0:55:24.530
kill the bill like if at this point you

0:55:20.900,0:55:26.270
really think that you're gonna just you

0:55:24.530,0:55:27.619
know time is gonna heal this wound and

0:55:26.270,0:55:29.690
people are gonna just get sick like

0:55:27.619,0:55:31.520
people are talking about revolution

0:55:29.690,0:55:33.500
right now and rioting give me liberty or

0:55:31.520,0:55:35.869
give me death it's becoming bigger than

0:55:33.500,0:55:37.250
the stupid bill kill the bill because

0:55:35.869,0:55:37.760
that was a catalyst for the whole damn

0:55:37.250,0:55:39.680
thing

0:55:37.760,0:55:41.660
no one's going they're not gonna just

0:55:39.680,0:55:43.760
get over it like they're moving on to

0:55:41.660,0:55:46.130
other stuff because you won't kill this

0:55:43.760,0:55:47.960
stupid bill and and try to bring some

0:55:46.130,0:55:50.599
like you know order and calm to the

0:55:47.960,0:55:53.510
thing right so I don't know I it's it's

0:55:50.599,0:55:58.400
crazy stuff but it it is very heartening

0:55:53.510,0:56:01.030
to watch like a fairly robust police

0:55:58.400,0:56:03.859
state try to stop something and just get

0:56:01.030,0:56:09.319
owned every time they try to solve it

0:56:03.859,0:56:10.549
right um so yeah hopefully we hear a lot

0:56:09.319,0:56:12.530
more about it and do you know what an

0:56:10.549,0:56:17.839
easy way to hear hear about that would

0:56:12.530,0:56:20.960
be it would it be if you had a podcast

0:56:17.839,0:56:22.819
it would be if you had a podcast and oh

0:56:20.960,0:56:24.530
my goodness and I don't know if you know

0:56:22.819,0:56:27.170
this but anchor is the easiest way to

0:56:24.530,0:56:29.000
make a podcast I don't know anything

0:56:27.170,0:56:30.890
about Aker can you tell me more I can

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0:56:49.520,0:56:57.319
amazing now Matt is it pop oh no wait no

0:56:53.960,0:57:00.589
that's a sorry go ahead

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you know they will also distribute your

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and many more many more well Matt this

0:57:14.210,0:57:18.260
all sounds amazing but here's my concern

0:57:16.369,0:57:20.630
I just want to know two things well I'd

0:57:18.260,0:57:22.819
be able to make money from my podcast

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you know you can make money from your

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but but now but that

0:57:26.000,0:57:31.370
now wait a minute because that's not my

0:57:29.150,0:57:33.680
only question okay you see my other

0:57:31.370,0:57:36.290
question was so I can make money with my

0:57:33.680,0:57:38.300
podcast but surely there's there's some

0:57:36.290,0:57:40.280
kind of I don't know what a minimum

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able to make money you know and with

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here with your AOC Millenial minute just

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quickfire questions or at least topics

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I'd love to hear your guys's thoughts on

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what just happened in the g7 and Donald

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Trump trying to get Russia in there and

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I guess make it a g8 also the upcoming I

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guess third democratic debate and how it

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looks like we're only gonna have ten so

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probably just one night of that and the

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requirements to be on there

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looks like we've also got you know kind

1:00:06.890,1:00:13.299
of you know three maybe four

1:00:08.569,1:00:16.549
frontrunners you know Biden Warren

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Sanders and then possibly Harris and are

1:00:16.549,1:00:19.579
those really the top four at this point

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and then probably the most important

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Sean Spicer being on Dancing with the

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Stars I didn't I didn't know I think my

1:00:32.660,1:00:36.950
thoughts on that or that I'm gonna watch

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Dancing with the Stars at least for a

1:00:36.950,1:00:40.609
couple episodes until it gets kicked off

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right I mean if they're if they are

1:00:40.609,1:00:43.490
trying to go after their conservative

1:00:41.869,1:00:47.240
base they're they're nailing it with

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some Sean Spicer oh god that's a

1:00:47.240,1:00:52.790
throwback that's a can you imagine the

1:00:50.270,1:00:54.950
plot twist if Sean Spicer turns out to

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be like a really good ballroom dancer

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and you know runs the damn thing he

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women now that's what people known him

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as he goes on to compete in the Olympics

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the American Olympic ballroom dancing

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team to become like the greatest

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ballroom dancer gold medalist Sean

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Spicer

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that is funny so the g-seven I don't

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care I just don't yeah I mean so this is

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statecraft stuff and I mean that the

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purpose of the g7 g8 whatever in the g20

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and all these other things or we're

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heads of state get together make

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proclamations sign multilateral treaties

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that have already been agreed to but

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they do

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these big ceremonies to make it seem

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like there's a reason to spend all this

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money for a bunch of heads to state to

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get together and waste everyone's damn

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time so like I don't it's not like major

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breakthroughs happen they're like this

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isn't the you know this isn't the days

1:02:00.500,1:02:04.820
of the Oregon Trail where you have to

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meet someone in person to talk to them

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and make a deal like you know

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Timmy's gone and and and now I think

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word thank God thank God right I didn't

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even really like Timmy he tasted amazing

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but he was dragging down the party he

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really went to the spices the natives

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traded us for bullets that kid

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absolutely that kid hates so much

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freaking Buffalo and then what does he

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do he gets fat and he breaks his leg

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mm-hmm it's absurd yep and so you've got

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you know we live in an era where you can

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talk to people you know in video calls

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online like the idea that these meetings

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are as crucial as people try to make

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them out to be they're really not I know

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people were saying oh you know that just

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Donald Trump's bag Russia because he's

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trying to you know get the Russians to

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be back in the g7 or whatever I honestly

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like it just feels like a lot of soap

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opera statecraft stuff that isn't really

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like I mean I think my only impression

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it's like I would much rather be hearing

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about the US and Russia like arguing

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over you know whether they can be in the

1:03:23.780,1:03:29.570
same Club as opposed to like threatening

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to bomb each other like right so in that

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and that way I like that there's a

1:03:31.100,1:03:36.050
normalization in that this is the kind

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of stupidity we're going through is like

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can you be in my club or not yeah and I

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mean the g8 every year they meet and

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every year everybody kind of focuses on

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one image and they're like oh look

1:03:45.770,1:03:51.590
what's happening here and this year it

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was Melania Trump and oh and Trudeau

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yeah that's it I was like it was Makram

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a current but the French guy or the

1:03:56.750,1:04:01.520
french-canadian guy well yeah well it's

1:03:59.390,1:04:05.690
the French guy but just not that smart

1:04:01.520,1:04:07.940
one right and like I did see so there

1:04:05.690,1:04:10.850
was one there was one part of the g8

1:04:07.940,1:04:14.390
that I really liked was where Trump was

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with Makram and their standing at the

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podium and I think I had this in last

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week's notes but we ended up not having

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a show but we he shook his hand he shook

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and he shook my Crone's hand and then

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McCrone didn't let go

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wait and McCrone didn't let go and he

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held on to it and continued talking and

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then Trump realized he was being power

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played so he put one hand over the other

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and so micron did the same thing to him

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and they did like this tug-of-war thing

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and he wouldn't let Trump's hand go

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until he was ready to and it was like

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this huge power play and you can see

1:04:50.180,1:04:57.320
Trump getting sieved about it

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that is funny yeah like Trump is like he

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does this weird thing with handshakes

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where he like pulls you in and it's like

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a total like like you said like a power

1:05:03.260,1:05:07.190
play thing and I know like they said

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Trudeau had figured out how to

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neutralize it something where no no

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literally no one can hear me yeah I mean

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we can kind of hear you it was Trump

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will do it by grabbing his and then it

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kind of went out so it got really

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awkward okay yeah yeah total power play

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we grabbed you there yeah no he let

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grabs your arm and like pulls it in and

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then Trudeau figured out when you when

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you should shake his hand you put your

1:05:38.360,1:05:42.350
other hand behind his elbow and that but

1:05:41.000,1:05:44.240
it looks like you're just embracing him

1:05:42.350,1:05:45.020
but you're really like stopping him from

1:05:44.240,1:05:47.060
pulling you in herself

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so McCrone did like a full-on like thumb

1:05:47.060,1:05:54.440
war game with it oh man it was it was

1:05:50.530,1:05:55.910
too like any anybody watching it you may

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not have noticed it you may not have

1:05:55.910,1:06:01.280
even like really considered it but if

1:05:58.070,1:06:03.800
you're watching it on a repeat like I

1:06:01.280,1:06:06.290
did you're watching like this just this

1:06:03.800,1:06:08.750
tug of war between these two world

1:06:06.290,1:06:10.070
leaders in this handshake in both of

1:06:08.750,1:06:11.570
them going a

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I'm not giving up on this I'm like I'm

1:06:11.570,1:06:17.540
gonna win and that's in the Cronin in my

1:06:16.040,1:06:19.970
opinion McCrone ended up winning because

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at the end Trump turns its or the turn

1:06:19.970,1:06:24.050
toward the camera yeah I think this is

1:06:22.130,1:06:28.250
gonna be a great I think this could be a

1:06:24.050,1:06:32.510
great summit whatever the hell the g8 is

1:06:28.250,1:06:34.430
7 g7 whatever that's funny yeah I would

1:06:32.510,1:06:36.470
have to look that up because I like like

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really petty awkward stuff like that oh

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and that's like Adam Adam Freeman my

1:06:40.460,1:06:46.820
guest on Thursday he sent it to me so

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I'll just I'll forward it but that's

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yeah it's amazing

1:06:48.550,1:06:52.640
so Chris has other question about a

1:06:51.110,1:06:53.540
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:06:52.640,1:06:56.320
attorney at law

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his other question about the debates

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they're squeezing out Tulsi they're

1:06:59.000,1:07:05.150
squeezing out Mary Ann they're squeezing

1:07:02.660,1:07:08.690
out a bunch of other people that who

1:07:05.150,1:07:10.730
cares so yeah I mean they've they've

1:07:08.690,1:07:14.960
always wanted this to be between Biden

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Bernie Harris and Warren right the Four

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Horsemen of the Apocalypse are the

1:07:20.210,1:07:26.120
Dimock ellipse if you will I can tell

1:07:24.830,1:07:29.270
you what I'm thinking about this debate

1:07:26.120,1:07:32.090
we won't be live-streaming it that's

1:07:29.270,1:07:35.090
that's one thing that uh now we do know

1:07:32.090,1:07:40.930
you we do have the option instead of

1:07:35.090,1:07:44.450
live-streaming the debate okay we can do

1:07:40.930,1:07:47.750
we can do a show watching the debate and

1:07:44.450,1:07:49.490
they can watch along with us we can do a

1:07:47.750,1:07:51.290
watch on but they don't hit they don't

1:07:49.490,1:07:53.150
hear the debate they just hear us they

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would just hear us talking about the

1:07:53.150,1:07:58.010
debate like it's really the only other

1:07:56.240,1:08:01.160
option either that or we get kicked off

1:07:58.010,1:08:03.380
of youtube again I mean my only concern

1:08:01.160,1:08:05.480
I'm I'm down to do whatever but my only

1:08:03.380,1:08:08.270
concern is that there's gonna be a lot

1:08:05.480,1:08:10.100
of times of us just like silent

1:08:08.270,1:08:14.840
listening there yeah so we're just both

1:08:10.100,1:08:19.310
like and probably with like boom used

1:08:14.840,1:08:20.410
looks on our face like that's fair

1:08:19.310,1:08:22.940
that's fair

1:08:20.410,1:08:23.780
that's something we we can discuss that

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later but yeah

1:08:23.780,1:08:27.530
like they yeah yeah putting everybody

1:08:25.550,1:08:31.580
out there's ten there's ten candidates

1:08:27.530,1:08:33.650
left Andrew yang is one of them oh by

1:08:31.580,1:08:35.510
the way we didn't cover this because we

1:08:33.650,1:08:39.230
didn't ever show last week but Kristin

1:08:35.510,1:08:43.550
Gillibrand whose father was the lawyer

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for a pedophile sex cult club yes she

1:08:43.550,1:08:48.860
dropped out so you know that's one less

1:08:46.880,1:08:53.090
daughter of identify she dropped out

1:08:48.860,1:08:55.660
lawyer running for president one down

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and countless more to go that's right um

1:08:55.660,1:09:01.010
pretty much if you think about it really

1:08:58.010,1:09:04.990
all of them in a way are the daughters

1:09:01.010,1:09:08.000
of lawyers who defended pedophile cults

1:09:04.990,1:09:11.780
yeah every single one of them if you if

1:09:08.000,1:09:13.880
you really think about it yeah if you

1:09:11.780,1:09:16.460
really really think about it you really

1:09:13.880,1:09:18.200
think about it so Sarah and Erick says

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that's the only thing I ever knew her

1:09:18.200,1:09:24.650
for which means we are doing our job

1:09:21.170,1:09:26.930
correctly that's I fear that that warms

1:09:24.650,1:09:28.220
my cockles to know that that that's

1:09:26.930,1:09:31.220
because that's really the only thing to

1:09:28.220,1:09:34.610
know her for that's right that's right

1:09:31.220,1:09:39.760
Chris Reynolds said the the the the

1:09:34.610,1:09:42.350
handshake was like sawing a log it was

1:09:39.760,1:09:44.990
like you I'm gonna watch it as soon as

1:09:42.350,1:09:48.200
this ends because I love that that kind

1:09:44.990,1:09:49.910
of stuff is what I love that's my

1:09:48.200,1:09:52.180
favorite part of politics is like the

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most awkward and awkward power plays

1:09:52.180,1:09:58.190
cringy stuff yeah the most like cringy

1:09:55.340,1:10:00.590
like yeah I love it

1:09:58.190,1:10:03.470
I'd love that I think Adam counted ten

1:10:00.590,1:10:05.780
power plays by the French president and

1:10:03.470,1:10:09.230
I wished I only caught eight so if you

1:10:05.780,1:10:11.050
find more let me know the power place

1:10:09.230,1:10:12.890
let's see what else

1:10:11.050,1:10:14.690
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:10:12.890,1:10:17.570
attorney at law which if you're in

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Florida yeah if you're in or you are

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personally injured and you need a

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personal injury attorney attorney at law

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I recommend Chris Reynolds I would also

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recommend Chris Rock attorney at law

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so attorney a lot here is more from from

1:10:33.020,1:10:37.360
our number one fan Chris

1:10:37.640,1:10:44.550
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:10:39.900,1:10:46.070
here with some Bernie bits so I read an

1:10:44.550,1:10:48.480
article earlier this week about

1:10:46.070,1:10:51.180
Wisconsin because I mean why the heck

1:10:48.480,1:10:54.650
not Wisconsin super exciting right

1:10:51.180,1:10:59.220
[Laughter]

1:10:54.650,1:11:02.190
discussing why Wisconsin has changed

1:10:59.220,1:11:07.320
from this more progressively mean state

1:11:02.190,1:11:10.940
to a state that is now going Republican

1:11:07.320,1:11:14.730
and and one of the more interesting

1:11:10.940,1:11:17.490
statistics I I read was that last year

1:11:14.730,1:11:21.300
in their state assembly 54% of the vote

1:11:17.490,1:11:23.370
was for Democrats but 63 of the 99 seats

1:11:21.300,1:11:26.160
went to Republicans and I guess it all

1:11:23.370,1:11:29.180
comes down to changes in you know

1:11:26.160,1:11:32.130
campaign finance laws and gerrymandering

1:11:29.180,1:11:35.280
but this is a really important State for

1:11:32.130,1:11:41.040
the upcoming election so I would love to

1:11:35.280,1:11:43.080
hear you guys thoughts on it so now the

1:11:41.040,1:11:47.550
one thing with a presidential election

1:11:43.080,1:11:49.800
is that every state has a popular

1:11:47.550,1:11:52.410
election right I don't think there are

1:11:49.800,1:11:53.940
any states that are like pluralities of

1:11:52.410,1:11:56.010
counties or it's like you have to win

1:11:53.940,1:11:58.770
the popular vote for that state to win

1:11:56.010,1:12:02.100
that state I think Nebraska splits their

1:11:58.770,1:12:03.870
did their vote their college electoral

1:12:02.100,1:12:06.780
college points into like two districts

1:12:03.870,1:12:08.910
and Maine does the same thing but even

1:12:06.780,1:12:11.760
in those you still have to win the

1:12:08.910,1:12:13.260
popular vote in in those so the

1:12:11.760,1:12:15.150
gerrymandering obviously doesn't affect

1:12:13.260,1:12:17.160
that as much it's more the congressional

1:12:15.150,1:12:18.600
delegations that are affected and the in

1:12:17.160,1:12:22.470
the state legislatures but

1:12:18.600,1:12:24.330
gerrymandering is I mean in case you

1:12:22.470,1:12:28.860
thought democracy wasn't a big enough of

1:12:24.330,1:12:32.250
a force then you have you have the fact

1:12:28.860,1:12:33.770
that the politicians Matt's done with

1:12:32.250,1:12:38.090
this show he's gonna read a bit now no I

1:12:33.770,1:12:45.090
actually have visual aids for this oh

1:12:38.090,1:12:47.640
good yeah why I yeah so you know you've

1:12:45.090,1:12:50.040
got these these you know states where I

1:12:47.640,1:12:54.250
know New York was heavily gerrymander

1:12:50.040,1:12:58.510
for and still is you know a in Maryland

1:12:54.250,1:13:00.970
and California like if democracy wasn't

1:12:58.510,1:13:02.950
a big enough of a farce the politicians

1:13:00.970,1:13:04.870
then decide how the districts are split

1:13:02.950,1:13:06.820
up and they create these ridiculous

1:13:04.870,1:13:08.520
ridiculous leaf-shaped districts that

1:13:06.820,1:13:10.930
have nothing in common other than

1:13:08.520,1:13:13.690
creating the best demographic advantage

1:13:10.930,1:13:17.860
for them to win for them to win seats

1:13:13.690,1:13:19.780
and and keep themselves in power so it's

1:13:17.860,1:13:20.890
just it's it's just another reality of

1:13:19.780,1:13:23.620
power you want to talk about a power

1:13:20.890,1:13:26.050
play this gerrymandering is the

1:13:23.620,1:13:28.060
electoral equivalent of like shaking

1:13:26.050,1:13:30.070
someone's hand and not letting it go and

1:13:28.060,1:13:33.640
and like putting your hand on top of his

1:13:30.070,1:13:39.160
hand so I mean that's that's you know

1:13:33.640,1:13:40.810
welcome to the world of of people being

1:13:39.160,1:13:42.280
given centralized Authority

1:13:40.810,1:13:46.510
gerrymandering is just like a very

1:13:42.280,1:13:48.940
blatant absurd example of it and so a

1:13:46.510,1:13:51.070
friend of the show andrew heaton

1:13:48.940,1:13:56.200
who many of you might remember from

1:13:51.070,1:13:57.880
reason and he's got his podcast i just

1:13:56.200,1:14:02.620
forgot the name of his podcast but it's

1:13:57.880,1:14:04.270
really good you should check it out he's

1:14:02.620,1:14:05.890
my favorite it is it's one of my

1:14:04.270,1:14:07.210
favorites I listen to it all the time

1:14:05.890,1:14:08.710
and I totally forgot what the name of it

1:14:07.210,1:14:11.830
is right now he's got a book called

1:14:08.710,1:14:13.270
laughter is better than communism but in

1:14:11.830,1:14:16.530
it he goes through some of the worst

1:14:13.270,1:14:20.080
gerrymandering gerrymandering

1:14:16.530,1:14:22.000
things and he draws pictures of what the

1:14:20.080,1:14:24.220
gerrymandering districts look like here

1:14:22.000,1:14:28.870
we are in Illinois

1:14:24.220,1:14:32.950
you got the skateboarding rabbit here

1:14:28.870,1:14:35.560
that one's got a Florida's 20th district

1:14:32.950,1:14:36.730
here in my home state of Florida let me

1:14:35.560,1:14:39.430
know if that focuses yeah there you go

1:14:36.730,1:14:42.280
you got you got the thinker that's on a

1:14:39.430,1:14:44.140
thinker and this is how they do it they

1:14:42.280,1:14:49.510
just kind of pick and choose and

1:14:44.140,1:14:51.850
typically gerrymandering the you got a

1:14:49.510,1:14:53.739
merman going near the finger these are

1:14:51.850,1:14:58.719
really good actually yeah no I mean he's

1:14:53.739,1:15:00.989
that's that's Illinois 19th district but

1:14:58.719,1:15:00.989
he

1:15:01.030,1:15:06.250
one it's a hilarious books - it's a

1:15:03.580,1:15:08.020
great chapter but gerrymandering

1:15:06.250,1:15:12.670
typically helps Republicans over

1:15:08.020,1:15:14.290
Democrats for the most part Illinois a

1:15:12.670,1:15:16.120
little different but pretty much

1:15:14.290,1:15:19.230
anywhere else gerrymandering does help

1:15:16.120,1:15:22.600
Republicans over Democrats and they will

1:15:19.230,1:15:24.940
definitively carve up neighborhoods so

1:15:22.600,1:15:27.190
that way Republicans would get more

1:15:24.940,1:15:33.570
seats in the State House and in the

1:15:27.190,1:15:36.610
Federals it's not it it's not good it

1:15:33.570,1:15:38.820
vastly changes the landscape of the

1:15:36.610,1:15:42.400
nation by doing things like

1:15:38.820,1:15:45.090
skateboarding rabbits which is the only

1:15:42.400,1:15:47.590
way I know how to describe that now and

1:15:45.090,1:15:49.120
but there's no law really against it

1:15:47.590,1:15:52.390
everyone will go to a judge and the

1:15:49.120,1:15:55.180
judge will go yeah that's that's an

1:15:52.390,1:15:57.490
absurd district but yeah yeah you're

1:15:55.180,1:15:59.410
reaching you're reaching here and to

1:15:57.490,1:16:01.480
remember when they say they're reaching

1:15:59.410,1:16:03.790
here he allowed the ones that I just

1:16:01.480,1:16:07.570
showed you right and if you're listening

1:16:03.790,1:16:10.060
on anchor fm thank you because you're

1:16:07.570,1:16:13.390
part of our no minimum listenership but

1:16:10.060,1:16:16.420
check this one out on YouTube and by the

1:16:13.390,1:16:18.040
way I want all of our graphics before we

1:16:16.420,1:16:20.020
were doing like fancy graphics that we

1:16:18.040,1:16:22.720
put up on the screen not one I just want

1:16:20.020,1:16:24.580
it to be you with a book just going up

1:16:22.720,1:16:26.230
putting on a page up next to your webcam

1:16:24.580,1:16:27.940
there was no way for me to know Chris

1:16:26.230,1:16:30.160
Reynolds attorney at law was going to

1:16:27.940,1:16:32.200
ask about gerrymandering no I'm serious

1:16:30.160,1:16:34.570
I want it to be will print them out and

1:16:32.200,1:16:36.700
then you you'll do that and that that'll

1:16:34.570,1:16:39.010
be the new way of us showing graphics

1:16:36.700,1:16:41.740
because that is so much more organic and

1:16:39.010,1:16:43.090
feel it feels real whatever you're gonna

1:16:41.740,1:16:46.770
be really disappointed by the second

1:16:43.090,1:16:50.560
half of this show then oh yeah

1:16:46.770,1:16:53.920
gerrymandering in Wisconsin apparently

1:16:50.560,1:16:57.520
has done just a bang-up job of

1:16:53.920,1:16:59.500
gerrymandering it's gonna say if dammit

1:16:57.520,1:17:01.750
what was it Democrats got 54% of the

1:16:59.500,1:17:03.040
vote but Republicans got 63% of the

1:17:01.750,1:17:05.110
seats or something like that like that's

1:17:03.040,1:17:07.930
it's not as an impressive gerrymander

1:17:05.110,1:17:10.360
there yeah they they did they did one

1:17:07.930,1:17:12.220
hell of a job yeah they didn't wait a

1:17:10.360,1:17:14.750
bang-up job there all right we got one

1:17:12.220,1:17:17.480
more from a personal injury attorney

1:17:14.750,1:17:20.210
Reynolds attorney-at-law who once again

1:17:17.480,1:17:21.710
if you're in Florida call personal

1:17:20.210,1:17:23.210
injury attorney Chris Minooka

1:17:21.710,1:17:25.240
Charlotte's attorney at law that's right

1:17:23.210,1:17:27.290
you can find him on Facebook get

1:17:25.240,1:17:28.670
personal injury attorney personal injury

1:17:27.290,1:17:31.010
attorney Chris Renault attorney law

1:17:28.670,1:17:33.980
that's right he should really change his

1:17:31.010,1:17:36.440
name on Facebook to that just for us and

1:17:33.980,1:17:36.800
nobody else like his actual name Yeah

1:17:36.440,1:17:38.840
right

1:17:36.800,1:17:42.670
first of all injury attorney Chris

1:17:38.840,1:17:42.670
Reynolds here with some British bits

1:17:49.510,1:17:57.410
Boris Johnson has been campaigning on

1:17:53.800,1:18:02.300
what many believed to be something

1:17:57.410,1:18:08.890
that's similar to Donald Trump his

1:18:02.300,1:18:12.440
promises and campaigns in general

1:18:08.890,1:18:14.990
isolationist policies and so now they're

1:18:12.440,1:18:17.120
at a place where this whole brexit thing

1:18:14.990,1:18:20.720
is about to take place and there's no

1:18:17.120,1:18:22.430
plan in place and no one really knows

1:18:20.720,1:18:24.410
what's going to happen there there have

1:18:22.430,1:18:27.380
been no unilateral agreements made with

1:18:24.410,1:18:29.120
any country so trade and travel and

1:18:27.380,1:18:31.790
movement and all that is all of a sudden

1:18:29.120,1:18:33.590
gonna be up in the air really soon so

1:18:31.790,1:18:39.440
I'd love to hear your guys's thoughts on

1:18:33.590,1:18:43.610
that entire situation so did I lose you

1:18:39.440,1:18:45.530
to get go ahead go I was gonna say I was

1:18:43.610,1:18:47.240
gonna say go ahead right here Oh God

1:18:45.530,1:18:52.610
but you're frozen but I can hear you and

1:18:47.240,1:18:54.500
really that's half the battle hearing

1:18:52.610,1:18:59.750
these half the battle will go ahead okay

1:18:54.500,1:19:02.150
so um okay so with what's going on in

1:18:59.750,1:19:05.120
Britain Boris Johnson is attempting to

1:19:02.150,1:19:09.350
become the Donald Trump of hey you're

1:19:05.120,1:19:12.560
back the Donald Trump of England and

1:19:09.350,1:19:15.130
he's doing a bang-up job just yeah

1:19:12.560,1:19:21.050
looking more and more like him every day

1:19:15.130,1:19:25.400
looks like yeah you know if you're

1:19:21.050,1:19:27.849
looking for a oh yeah foppish for a

1:19:25.400,1:19:31.599
foppish overweight

1:19:27.849,1:19:33.579
poorly dressed white guy with bad hair

1:19:31.599,1:19:36.099
to rule your country you did great

1:19:33.579,1:19:41.260
strawberry strawberry blonde yeah yeah

1:19:36.099,1:19:46.869
yeah I know that he just lost he just

1:19:41.260,1:19:48.880
lost the majority and the Parliament so

1:19:46.869,1:19:50.170
I don't like he's going to go back up to

1:19:48.880,1:19:51.460
a vote I think and I don't think he's

1:19:50.170,1:19:55.719
going to I don't think it's gonna stick

1:19:51.460,1:19:58.750
I think he's gonna be out person yeah I

1:19:55.719,1:20:00.250
that I so I don't I don't know what's

1:19:58.750,1:20:02.409
going on with the would the election

1:20:00.250,1:20:05.739
results or any of that but I will say

1:20:02.409,1:20:07.420
this um just because I've talked to two

1:20:05.739,1:20:10.599
people one Robin Koerner who's actually

1:20:07.420,1:20:12.340
gonna be running as an MP in the next

1:20:10.599,1:20:17.739
elections under the brexit Party banner

1:20:12.340,1:20:19.659
and James Michael Smith who's a British

1:20:17.739,1:20:26.139
anarchist he's been following this whole

1:20:19.659,1:20:28.090
thing with with brexit and so if eight

1:20:26.139,1:20:32.230
what they call a hard Brooks that

1:20:28.090,1:20:33.610
happens where a No Deal brexit like

1:20:32.230,1:20:34.869
Chris was saying personal injury

1:20:33.610,1:20:39.340
attorney Chris Reynolds attorney at law

1:20:34.869,1:20:42.190
was saying what that results in is the

1:20:39.340,1:20:44.800
UK not essentially not being able to

1:20:42.190,1:20:46.690
trade with most of Europe and not being

1:20:44.800,1:20:49.119
able to have any kind of deals with your

1:20:46.690,1:20:51.789
until they work out bilateral and

1:20:49.119,1:20:53.920
multilateral trade and and and migration

1:20:51.789,1:20:55.900
and travel deals with them otherwise

1:20:53.920,1:20:58.750
they're pretty much shut off from the

1:20:55.900,1:21:01.809
rest of Europe and the rest of Europe

1:20:58.750,1:21:04.960
that doesn't want the UK to leave has no

1:21:01.809,1:21:06.639
real wreak runch to start negotiating

1:21:04.960,1:21:09.090
with them they're like no you can just

1:21:06.639,1:21:14.500
you know suck on it whatever and and

1:21:09.090,1:21:17.349
this is what happens when you put when

1:21:14.500,1:21:19.599
you centralize power and put the ability

1:21:17.349,1:21:22.619
to make choices about things like trade

1:21:19.599,1:21:25.659
and migration in the hands of

1:21:22.619,1:21:28.150
politically self-interested powerful

1:21:25.659,1:21:30.280
people who want to use it to control you

1:21:28.150,1:21:33.159
as opposed to allowing the market to

1:21:30.280,1:21:36.159
just do its thing in a voluntary society

1:21:33.159,1:21:38.289
we wouldn't be looking at a brexit or no

1:21:36.159,1:21:40.030
deal or any of that stuff people would

1:21:38.289,1:21:41.659
trade with who they wanted to trade with

1:21:40.030,1:21:43.550
so you know taking it in

1:21:41.659,1:21:46.219
anarchists direction I have no idea how

1:21:43.550,1:21:48.909
far into this episode it took me to say

1:21:46.219,1:21:51.830
I was an anarchist but there we are

1:21:48.909,1:21:54.219
when I won't agree in one minute well

1:21:51.830,1:21:57.800
it's not that's that's a record I think

1:21:54.219,1:22:00.260
quite a quite a while but but to take

1:21:57.800,1:22:04.600
that in that direction these this is the

1:22:00.260,1:22:09.260
these are the wages of statehood of

1:22:04.600,1:22:12.920
pudding idiot who want to control you

1:22:09.260,1:22:16.100
and do so in a very inefficient sucky

1:22:12.920,1:22:18.050
way in charge of your future is now you

1:22:16.100,1:22:21.290
could potentially not be able to leave

1:22:18.050,1:22:23.179
the UK or you know buy anything outside

1:22:21.290,1:22:27.050
of the UK or selling anything outside of

1:22:23.179,1:22:29.989
the UK because of bad stupid deals with

1:22:27.050,1:22:33.080
with politicians I'm not an isolationist

1:22:29.989,1:22:35.330
or a nationalist but I will say that if

1:22:33.080,1:22:37.730
I were a Brit I would want to see a

1:22:35.330,1:22:40.219
brexit I would want to see as much

1:22:37.730,1:22:43.010
secession away from these conglomerates

1:22:40.219,1:22:45.409
of states as possible including the u.s.

1:22:43.010,1:22:49.190
I support full secession of all 50

1:22:45.409,1:22:51.230
states from the US and so I'd love to

1:22:49.190,1:22:54.710
see that happen and would be with the

1:22:51.230,1:22:57.560
the EU but I also would be worried about

1:22:54.710,1:22:58.820
how this is happening that you know I'm

1:22:57.560,1:23:00.949
not gonna be able to trade with anyone

1:22:58.820,1:23:06.620
or go anywhere because imagine not being

1:23:00.949,1:23:10.580
able to leave the UK no I mean it's it's

1:23:06.620,1:23:13.730
clear he's so cold and you can't use

1:23:10.580,1:23:15.440
knives to cut your cake you can't get

1:23:13.730,1:23:18.139
caught with a screwdriver out in the

1:23:15.440,1:23:20.770
streets like I mean it's terrible I mean

1:23:18.139,1:23:25.330
it's it's I wouldn't a the carpenter you

1:23:20.770,1:23:30.800
got to eat dick pudding or spotted dick

1:23:25.330,1:23:31.670
spotted dick pudding I mean that sounds

1:23:30.800,1:23:33.860
like a nightmare

1:23:31.670,1:23:36.409
I mean bangers and mash I mean I know

1:23:33.860,1:23:38.989
what it is and here in America it sounds

1:23:36.409,1:23:41.570
much more appetizing than bangers and

1:23:38.989,1:23:44.000
mash what did it what are bangers and

1:23:41.570,1:23:45.500
mash sausage and potatoes oh that's all

1:23:44.000,1:23:47.780
I wouldn't you call it sausage and

1:23:45.500,1:23:51.940
potatoes no no because they're brits

1:23:47.780,1:23:54.200
do you know why Brits are called limeys

1:23:51.940,1:23:57.680
because they had

1:23:54.200,1:24:03.290
cuz they had a Lyme disease I don't know

1:23:57.680,1:24:05.240
no it's because they you know when the

1:24:03.290,1:24:08.720
Salem things were going on where people

1:24:05.240,1:24:11.750
who were centering out on boat they

1:24:08.720,1:24:14.360
would they brought limes with them for

1:24:11.750,1:24:15.950
vitamin C clothes so they wouldn't get

1:24:14.360,1:24:17.060
scurvy so they wouldn't get security so

1:24:15.950,1:24:18.470
they because they didn't have like

1:24:17.060,1:24:20.240
access to oranges so they were taking

1:24:18.470,1:24:26.090
limes so when they would show up they

1:24:20.240,1:24:29.050
were the linings and by the way sucking

1:24:26.090,1:24:33.890
on limes is literally the best part of

1:24:29.050,1:24:36.290
English cuisine so like literally just

1:24:33.890,1:24:38.480
sucking on a lime better than any actual

1:24:36.290,1:24:39.160
British food although that bangers and

1:24:38.480,1:24:42.970
mash

1:24:39.160,1:24:45.470
now that I know that it's it's it's

1:24:42.970,1:24:47.960
sausage and potatoes that actually

1:24:45.470,1:24:49.640
sounds good and I bet spotted dick is

1:24:47.960,1:24:51.530
probably something that's good too they

1:24:49.640,1:24:55.520
just decided to name it spotted dick

1:24:51.530,1:24:57.290
right because they're British but yeah

1:24:55.520,1:24:59.840
Chris Reynolds is in the comments right

1:24:57.290,1:25:02.900
now and he is saying October 31st they

1:24:59.840,1:25:03.680
leave the EU not the AU that's something

1:25:02.900,1:25:05.540
completely different

1:25:03.680,1:25:08.000
he's saying that they leave the EU and

1:25:05.540,1:25:10.100
he says if there's no deal there will be

1:25:08.000,1:25:12.500
no quality control for medications food

1:25:10.100,1:25:14.840
no trade or travel November first might

1:25:12.500,1:25:17.990
be insane and we might see something

1:25:14.840,1:25:21.470
like Hong Kong happening in England yeah

1:25:17.990,1:25:24.980
I mean that's gonna be rough England is

1:25:21.470,1:25:27.110
I mean a fairly large economy and so

1:25:24.980,1:25:29.090
them not being able to trade with anyone

1:25:27.110,1:25:30.890
and no one being able to trade with them

1:25:29.090,1:25:33.260
I don't think this could affect trade

1:25:30.890,1:25:35.120
between the UK and the US but it

1:25:33.260,1:25:37.070
certainly would be Twitter or the US UK

1:25:35.120,1:25:41.180
and the Commonwealth countries like

1:25:37.070,1:25:42.980
Canada in the most of this of the West

1:25:41.180,1:25:45.020
Indies and you know former British

1:25:42.980,1:25:47.180
colonies but that's not I would imagine

1:25:45.020,1:25:49.250
most of their trade is with mainland

1:25:47.180,1:25:51.260
Europe maybe I'm wrong but certainly a

1:25:49.250,1:25:53.870
big chunk of it and a big chunk of

1:25:51.260,1:25:56.960
mainland europe's trade is with the UK

1:25:53.870,1:25:59.900
so i mean hopefully in the aftermath of

1:25:56.960,1:26:02.630
all this mess countries will scramble to

1:25:59.900,1:26:05.510
make trade and migration deals but in

1:26:02.630,1:26:06.989
that interim that's gonna suck yeah a

1:26:05.510,1:26:09.420
lot yeah

1:26:06.989,1:26:12.420
that's gonna really suck a lot and

1:26:09.420,1:26:15.650
that's gonna be a hard sell in an

1:26:12.420,1:26:23.159
election cycle that's gonna be a very

1:26:15.650,1:26:27.079
difficult so yep oh yeah definitely lost

1:26:23.159,1:26:27.079
you in your face is perfect right now

1:26:31.670,1:26:39.059
yeah you're kind of back um so everybody

1:26:36.809,1:26:41.010
but hey hey yeah you're back hey might

1:26:39.059,1:26:43.650
here yeah you're here you're here okay

1:26:41.010,1:26:45.539
good okay so I heard you that entire

1:26:43.650,1:26:47.999
time well that's good you had a great

1:26:45.539,1:26:50.429
face on for well but III can't wait to

1:26:47.999,1:26:52.349
see what it was yeah I hope it's the I

1:26:50.429,1:26:59.939
hope it's the screenshot that they

1:26:52.349,1:27:01.469
choose for us on on Nazi book so this

1:26:59.939,1:27:03.389
over the past week there was a shooting

1:27:01.469,1:27:07.170
this is all you need to know about this

1:27:03.389,1:27:11.429
shooting the man was denied purchase of

1:27:07.170,1:27:13.530
a legal gun because he was not mentally

1:27:11.429,1:27:16.610
fit to have it he went out and he got a

1:27:13.530,1:27:19.979
gun illegally the cops were called twice

1:27:16.610,1:27:24.840
once by him once by his former employer

1:27:19.979,1:27:27.599
and nothing happened and he got a gun

1:27:24.840,1:27:31.800
any shot a bunch of people with many of

1:27:27.599,1:27:33.749
them unfortunately dying but he couldn't

1:27:31.800,1:27:37.439
get a gun legally he went out and he had

1:27:33.749,1:27:39.570
to get one illegally stopping peanuts

1:27:37.439,1:27:43.590
interesting stopping people from being

1:27:39.570,1:27:45.119
able to get a gun legally who shouldn't

1:27:43.590,1:27:48.530
be you shouldn't have a problem getting

1:27:45.119,1:27:50.939
a gun legally only puts them in danger

1:27:48.530,1:27:53.309
well that's interesting Matt because I

1:27:50.939,1:27:55.979
was specifically told that these gun

1:27:53.309,1:27:58.920
control laws were going to stop those

1:27:55.979,1:28:00.869
people from getting guns not the people

1:27:58.920,1:28:02.820
who we don't care about getting guns cuz

1:28:00.869,1:28:04.979
they're not gonna hurt anyone right it

1:28:02.820,1:28:06.209
was gonna just stop the baddies it's

1:28:04.979,1:28:12.110
gonna stop the battery thing you know

1:28:06.209,1:28:16.380
what it doesn't it does not but in his

1:28:12.110,1:28:18.360
ever-present push to stay relevant but

1:28:16.380,1:28:23.790
toe

1:28:18.360,1:28:28.710
or butts hello Roarke the famed Irish

1:28:23.790,1:28:31.230
Mexican bateau O'Rourke repeated his

1:28:28.710,1:28:32.880
pledge to initiate a mandatory buyback

1:28:31.230,1:28:35.630
of assault weapons if he is elected

1:28:32.880,1:28:40.910
president and I'm gonna break that down

1:28:35.630,1:28:43.830
mandatory means obviously not not you no

1:28:40.910,1:28:45.600
buyback means that they're going to

1:28:43.830,1:28:48.860
purchase us back from you they're going

1:28:45.600,1:28:52.350
to buy back what once was theirs which

1:28:48.860,1:28:56.220
no it wasn't it wasn't ever theirs it

1:28:52.350,1:28:58.580
was the manufacturers maybe somebody

1:28:56.220,1:29:00.570
else bought it then it became yours

1:28:58.580,1:29:01.350
maybe somebody else but you like he may

1:29:00.570,1:29:03.420
have bought it straight from the

1:29:01.350,1:29:05.160
manufacturer from you know well not

1:29:03.420,1:29:08.250
Dick's Sporting Goods or Walmart but you

1:29:05.160,1:29:09.990
know in somebody else and then it became

1:29:08.250,1:29:11.820
yours or he may have bought it from a

1:29:09.990,1:29:13.230
private citizen it was never the

1:29:11.820,1:29:15.450
government so they can't really buy

1:29:13.230,1:29:18.570
things back this is not they they're

1:29:15.450,1:29:24.090
dressing up this term of what it is is

1:29:18.570,1:29:26.550
gun confiscation a work was in on

1:29:24.090,1:29:29.370
Saturday or work was in Charlottesville

1:29:26.550,1:29:31.050
Virginia and asked how he would address

1:29:29.370,1:29:32.820
the fears of some Americans that the

1:29:31.050,1:29:36.180
government would take away their assault

1:29:32.820,1:29:40.500
weapons to which I'm certain he stood up

1:29:36.180,1:29:43.980
on a platform of some kind a chair a

1:29:40.500,1:29:46.020
table a countertop a truck I don't know

1:29:43.980,1:29:48.450
I stood on something and then knelt down

1:29:46.020,1:29:50.700
to look him in the eye downtown yeah so

1:29:48.450,1:29:53.220
he could get I level with him and he did

1:29:50.700,1:29:55.050
it I loved because anytime he says I

1:29:53.220,1:30:00.540
want to be really clear I just picture

1:29:55.050,1:30:02.400
him perched I'm gonna be really clear

1:30:00.540,1:30:06.060
that that's exactly what we are going to

1:30:02.400,1:30:07.890
do Americans who own ar-15s ak-47s will

1:30:06.060,1:30:12.020
have to sell them to the government will

1:30:07.890,1:30:12.020
have to sell them to the government that

1:30:16.070,1:30:21.930
is not giving somebody the option of

1:30:19.680,1:30:24.210
giving up a weapon that they have

1:30:21.930,1:30:27.120
legally purchased in their life

1:30:24.210,1:30:29.880
and it's not a sale either because

1:30:27.120,1:30:32.100
they're making you do it right they're

1:30:29.880,1:30:35.130
giving you some money so it's basically

1:30:32.100,1:30:37.980
like hush money for their their theft of

1:30:35.130,1:30:41.580
your of your of your property but again

1:30:37.980,1:30:44.340
this was in response to a shooting that

1:30:41.580,1:30:46.590
a mandatory gun buyback would have done

1:30:44.340,1:30:49.260
nothing to stop because he got it

1:30:46.590,1:30:51.570
illegally which means that there's no

1:30:49.260,1:30:54.540
registry or anything where they'd even

1:30:51.570,1:30:57.030
know we had one to make them sell it to

1:30:54.540,1:31:01.920
them this will affect people who use

1:30:57.030,1:31:04.470
their ar-15s to go hunt 30 to 50 feral

1:31:01.920,1:31:08.160
hogs on their property I'd love that

1:31:04.470,1:31:10.740
meme that was funny that go you know

1:31:08.160,1:31:15.060
people that are hunting it's air 15s or

1:31:10.740,1:31:16.290
medium game hunting rifles um people

1:31:15.060,1:31:17.580
that are using them for hunting people

1:31:16.290,1:31:19.140
that are using them for home defense

1:31:17.580,1:31:21.570
people that are using them because they

1:31:19.140,1:31:24.150
love to shoot which I might be doing

1:31:21.570,1:31:28.080
later this week which is really cool but

1:31:24.150,1:31:31.140
because I'm out in that country legally

1:31:28.080,1:31:35.060
of course legally but um because I do

1:31:31.140,1:31:40.500
I'm I've never actually broken a law and

1:31:35.060,1:31:42.630
so the so I mean that's who's gonna be

1:31:40.500,1:31:46.620
affected by this not anyone who's it you

1:31:42.630,1:31:51.570
know I hate we here at muddy waters

1:31:46.620,1:31:54.990
media are strongly against rape so what

1:31:51.570,1:31:57.540
I want to say is that because I hate

1:31:54.990,1:31:59.460
when we go to rape analogies because

1:31:57.540,1:32:01.350
it's like kind of it's almost like the

1:31:59.460,1:32:04.680
lazy man's way of doing it but it's a

1:32:01.350,1:32:09.720
really good analogy for this one trite

1:32:04.680,1:32:13.260
you know gun control taking guns to stop

1:32:09.720,1:32:15.960
mass shootings is like ending is like

1:32:13.260,1:32:19.110
making everyone you know get castrated

1:32:15.960,1:32:23.820
to stop rape like it's stupid

1:32:19.110,1:32:27.450
or you know like anyway it's just it's

1:32:23.820,1:32:29.340
just stupid right it's not beta it's cut

1:32:27.450,1:32:31.980
its cutting up your credit cards because

1:32:29.340,1:32:34.410
there's too much debt in the world right

1:32:31.980,1:32:36.330
but your your debts under control but to

1:32:34.410,1:32:37.800
stop the student debt crisis you're

1:32:36.330,1:32:40.680
gonna cut up all your gretagard

1:32:37.800,1:32:44.280
right I mean they make it makes no makes

1:32:40.680,1:32:46.260
no sense it makes no sense I'm gonna get

1:32:44.280,1:32:48.990
rid of my car to stop drunk driving

1:32:46.260,1:32:52.260
you don't drink yeah yeah but I have a

1:32:48.990,1:32:54.300
car so it's index one less it's one more

1:32:52.260,1:32:56.520
score on the road right like that's

1:32:54.300,1:32:57.960
that's that's literally the logic does

1:32:56.520,1:32:59.580
what most call the roadway your car was

1:32:57.960,1:33:01.140
fine you've never been an accident you

1:32:59.580,1:33:03.630
know but there one blister on the world

1:33:01.140,1:33:06.390
earth all books on more like little dog

1:33:03.630,1:33:10.380
don't try it like that's that's that's

1:33:06.390,1:33:13.890
what we're doing here and and so in and

1:33:10.380,1:33:16.230
so bado is also selling shirts that say

1:33:13.890,1:33:19.200
this is effed up but insane Nance

1:33:16.230,1:33:22.620
against it says it's as a cuss word

1:33:19.200,1:33:25.200
it starts with F and ends with Kade and

1:33:22.620,1:33:28.290
that has IDI at the end for past tense

1:33:25.200,1:33:31.410
for all of our Christmas time loving

1:33:28.290,1:33:33.570
fans there's a movie that plays 24 hours

1:33:31.410,1:33:35.430
a day on Christmas called a Christmas

1:33:33.570,1:33:39.390
story and in it there's a famous scene

1:33:35.430,1:33:42.720
where Ralphie is holding the hubcap and

1:33:39.390,1:33:44.370
his dad's putting stuff in it and it

1:33:42.720,1:33:51.990
gets bumped and all of the nuts go

1:33:44.370,1:33:54.840
everywhere and he goes oh and then the

1:33:51.990,1:33:58.170
narrator says but I didn't say fudge I

1:33:54.840,1:34:01.550
said the big one the mack daddy of all

1:33:58.170,1:34:04.830
cuss words the f dash dash dash word

1:34:01.550,1:34:06.960
which is the actual quote by the way and

1:34:04.830,1:34:10.260
that was good that was a good quote yeah

1:34:06.960,1:34:13.470
thanks and that is the word that he put

1:34:10.260,1:34:16.350
on his shirt that he is selling for his

1:34:13.470,1:34:18.900
presidential he's selling he's selling

1:34:16.350,1:34:22.320
the shirt and 50% of the proceeds are

1:34:18.900,1:34:24.300
gonna go to moms demand action and the

1:34:22.320,1:34:28.110
other 50% is gonna go to like I don't

1:34:24.300,1:34:31.680
know PETA or some stupid shit but so

1:34:28.110,1:34:33.210
bado is here's what we were talking

1:34:31.680,1:34:36.000
about this before the show started NATO

1:34:33.210,1:34:37.640
doesn't have an angle he's not the

1:34:36.000,1:34:42.870
original socialist like Bernie Sanders

1:34:37.640,1:34:46.740
he's not Barack Obama's Vice President

1:34:42.870,1:34:49.140
Joe Biden he's not a black woman like

1:34:46.740,1:34:51.450
Harris he's not a black man this isn't

1:34:49.140,1:34:54.270
even like Harris once the big

1:34:51.450,1:34:59.730
he's not a woman who isn't white Lake

1:34:54.270,1:35:03.390
Harris he's not a obviously homosexual

1:34:59.730,1:35:06.840
black man like Cory Booker he's not he's

1:35:03.390,1:35:10.500
not even a Native American he's not even

1:35:06.840,1:35:14.310
a fake Native American who eat out a

1:35:10.500,1:35:17.460
victory against Scott Brown in a wave

1:35:14.310,1:35:22.260
election cycle in Massachusetts like Liz

1:35:17.460,1:35:27.720
Warren he's just a white guy with a fake

1:35:22.260,1:35:31.290
Mexican name who's just he he looks like

1:35:27.720,1:35:34.200
a pair of mom jeans like he's just as

1:35:31.290,1:35:35.220
vanilla as a human being can be and just

1:35:34.200,1:35:39.210
corny as hell

1:35:35.220,1:35:41.850
and so his thing is why like us Oh care

1:35:39.210,1:35:43.500
who knows I cuss and the thing is Donald

1:35:41.850,1:35:46.290
Trump ari took that yeah don't don't

1:35:43.500,1:35:48.480
feel like you really yeah Donald Trump

1:35:46.290,1:35:53.760
already has the market he's cornered

1:35:48.480,1:35:59.400
that Trump already took the the fu I'm

1:35:53.760,1:36:01.950
Donald I'm ffffff GD GD GD and this and

1:35:59.400,1:36:05.490
unlike bado who there's plenty of words

1:36:01.950,1:36:09.420
he won't use that are cussed words Trump

1:36:05.490,1:36:13.470
will use those too so like Trump leaves

1:36:09.420,1:36:16.950
all the words and and Trump is the Dave

1:36:13.470,1:36:20.070
Chappelle of politicians and in many

1:36:16.950,1:36:21.990
ways and and it's many many ways yeah

1:36:20.070,1:36:26.880
sure in many ways he's the Dave

1:36:21.990,1:36:29.730
Chappelle of politicians and yeah I

1:36:26.880,1:36:31.380
can't stay in bed up yeah I can't sit

1:36:29.730,1:36:33.320
snackie understand him I can't stand

1:36:31.380,1:36:36.120
many of the people you just mentioned I

1:36:33.320,1:36:40.020
can't really stand any of them but but I

1:36:36.120,1:36:45.780
just find him he and Cory Booker are two

1:36:40.020,1:36:48.530
of the phoniest Fugazi smarmy Schmucks

1:36:45.780,1:36:53.270
it's just

1:36:48.530,1:36:58.830
so kz Fugazi okay a fugazy

1:36:53.270,1:37:00.750
it's a Fugazi but no no it's Fugazi in

1:36:58.830,1:37:03.430
this case is it it's for gazing in this

1:37:00.750,1:37:08.230
case okay it's it's it's

1:37:03.430,1:37:11.800
gay and Fugazi that means there are fake

1:37:08.230,1:37:15.190
gay they're fake they are they're fake

1:37:11.800,1:37:17.680
and gay okay well we cory booker's

1:37:15.190,1:37:19.810
everything yeah they're fake and gay

1:37:17.680,1:37:22.480
thank you and good both of them yeah

1:37:19.810,1:37:25.740
there is fake and gay as a straight

1:37:22.480,1:37:25.740
pride parade yes

1:37:26.070,1:37:29.890
so speaking of people this is speaking

1:37:28.330,1:37:34.330
of people doing things that are

1:37:29.890,1:37:39.100
unpresidential does it not president

1:37:34.330,1:37:43.870
Donald Donald J Donald J Trump Donald J

1:37:39.100,1:37:46.660
Trump he was in a meeting he was in a

1:37:43.870,1:37:50.500
top secret meeting and he was sitting

1:37:46.660,1:37:57.010
there with some of his advisers and his

1:37:50.500,1:38:01.420
advisers showed him this picture of site

1:37:57.010,1:38:04.420
one in Iran and Donald Trump whips out

1:38:01.420,1:38:10.870
his phone clicks a picture of it and he

1:38:04.420,1:38:12.760
puts it on Twitter and yeah so now we

1:38:10.870,1:38:14.920
have it and you are now looking at it if

1:38:12.760,1:38:17.560
you are watching our show live and not

1:38:14.920,1:38:19.330
listening on anchor dot F M but this is

1:38:17.560,1:38:22.720
the picture of any two of them it's a

1:38:19.330,1:38:24.880
very very high definition photo as you

1:38:22.720,1:38:27.220
can see and you can see where it says

1:38:24.880,1:38:31.270
damage support vehicles in the upper

1:38:27.220,1:38:33.730
left damaged gantry service lower damage

1:38:31.270,1:38:36.100
support vehicle on the right damaged

1:38:33.730,1:38:37.680
Saphir mobile erector launcher kind of

1:38:36.100,1:38:42.280
there in the middle and the damaged

1:38:37.680,1:38:45.310
propellant burner trailer on the left in

1:38:42.280,1:38:48.250
the bottom left quadrant down there and

1:38:45.310,1:38:51.850
he put that out on Twitter with a tweet

1:38:48.250,1:38:53.260
that says the United States of America

1:38:51.850,1:38:55.030
was not involved in the catastrophic

1:38:53.260,1:38:57.550
accident during final launch

1:38:55.030,1:39:01.060
preparations for the Sapphire SLV launch

1:38:57.550,1:39:03.730
at sym men launch site one in Iran

1:39:01.060,1:39:06.550
I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in

1:39:03.730,1:39:12.640
determining what happened at site 1 now

1:39:06.550,1:39:13.300
I don't have children I have never had

1:39:12.640,1:39:15.700
children

1:39:13.300,1:39:17.350
I remember being one some people say I

1:39:15.700,1:39:21.490
still act like one

1:39:17.350,1:39:26.050
but I feel if you have nothing to do

1:39:21.490,1:39:29.650
with it coming out the gate with the

1:39:26.050,1:39:32.770
United States was not involved I didn't

1:39:29.650,1:39:35.680
do it I didn't do it I didn't do it I

1:39:32.770,1:39:37.840
have a friend who does have children and

1:39:35.680,1:39:39.880
the other day we were in a phone

1:39:37.840,1:39:42.340
conversation and one of her children

1:39:39.880,1:39:49.720
runs into the room and goes I didn't do

1:39:42.340,1:39:50.950
it and I mean he did it I don't really

1:39:49.720,1:39:53.650
remember how the rest of that story

1:39:50.950,1:39:56.140
played out but I mean I feel like I know

1:39:53.650,1:39:58.390
I feel I know that something happened

1:39:56.140,1:40:01.810
and he probably did and he he

1:39:58.390,1:40:07.210
contributed and so right and so either

1:40:01.810,1:40:11.710
he so either he was going for that but

1:40:07.210,1:40:16.500
again you're kind of back here and fuck

1:40:11.710,1:40:21.940
just me then people look that I'm here

1:40:16.500,1:40:24.550
up just talking to myself there you go

1:40:21.940,1:40:26.620
you're back average so either I'll back

1:40:24.550,1:40:28.570
I'll get your back so either it was an

1:40:26.620,1:40:31.270
almost tongue-in-cheek admission of

1:40:28.570,1:40:33.040
American involvement or poking so much

1:40:31.270,1:40:34.660
fun at the fact that people are going to

1:40:33.040,1:40:36.130
blame the United States anyway he was

1:40:34.660,1:40:41.380
like I'm just gonna say it

1:40:36.130,1:40:49.120
we didn't do it he told a top-secret

1:40:41.380,1:40:51.310
picture well in like snapchatted his

1:40:49.120,1:40:52.540
private meeting now you know what's

1:40:51.310,1:40:55.420
funny about this is that my

1:40:52.540,1:40:57.280
understanding of of laws regarding

1:40:55.420,1:40:57.940
clearance is that because he's the

1:40:57.280,1:41:00.850
president

1:40:57.940,1:41:07.000
he basically can unilaterally declassify

1:41:00.850,1:41:09.580
things I'm not sure we I'm talking to

1:41:07.000,1:41:10.900
myself again yeah you're but which is

1:41:09.580,1:41:15.090
three have talking to myself

1:41:10.900,1:41:21.280
he can't I didn't talking right but it

1:41:15.090,1:41:24.640
well you're going back here no no but

1:41:21.280,1:41:29.650
yes he says that he does have a makes it

1:41:24.640,1:41:31.150
so difficult to finish the sentence I'm

1:41:29.650,1:41:36.250
not sure if I'm back your bet

1:41:31.150,1:41:38.530
I think I'm you're yeah so I but yeah no

1:41:36.250,1:41:40.930
I think he's able to that not gone again

1:41:38.530,1:41:44.830
oh you're back yep you're still here no

1:41:40.930,1:41:48.460
god no you're not oh okay I'm silly oh I

1:41:44.830,1:41:51.640
think oh oh boy

1:41:48.460,1:41:56.200
yeah oh yeah hey I can hear everything

1:41:51.640,1:42:03.040
or saying now I can hear everything good

1:41:56.200,1:42:06.280
so I okay so that I think I think that

1:42:03.040,1:42:08.130
he can do that yeah he said he well he

1:42:06.280,1:42:11.380
at least claims to be able to do that

1:42:08.130,1:42:14.080
which okay yeah

1:42:11.380,1:42:15.730
which whatever I think it's true I think

1:42:14.080,1:42:17.350
that's actually true because he's

1:42:15.730,1:42:20.110
commander in chief he can do that right

1:42:17.350,1:42:23.500
I think thank you Jason line is saying

1:42:20.110,1:42:27.000
you know here he's getting washed away

1:42:23.500,1:42:31.240
in the floods of durian and the Bahamas

1:42:27.000,1:42:36.040
but then amid the Bahamas yeah yeah but

1:42:31.240,1:42:38.470
then just days later maybe day day later

1:42:36.040,1:42:40.260
we'll say day later he follow that a day

1:42:38.470,1:42:42.880
later a day later he followed up

1:42:40.260,1:42:45.280
tweeting out a top-secret photo which

1:42:42.880,1:42:49.150
again president he's allowed to

1:42:45.280,1:42:51.520
declassify anything so he did write that

1:42:49.150,1:42:57.940
right then right right in the moment

1:42:51.520,1:43:00.400
he's at second he tweeted out a tweet of

1:42:57.940,1:43:03.190
talking about Hurricane durian and he

1:43:00.400,1:43:04.930
says that the people of Florida South

1:43:03.190,1:43:07.450
Carolina Georgia North Carolina and

1:43:04.930,1:43:09.550
Alabama need to be careful during the

1:43:07.450,1:43:11.770
hurricane now real quick I'm just gonna

1:43:09.550,1:43:15.760
throw up a quick graphic here is the

1:43:11.770,1:43:18.760
pathway of Hurricane Dorian as of that

1:43:15.760,1:43:20.770
date if you take a look at where the

1:43:18.760,1:43:22.120
purple section there is in the middle of

1:43:20.770,1:43:24.100
that's going to be like where the most

1:43:22.120,1:43:26.020
intensity is and that's right around the

1:43:24.100,1:43:27.520
Bahamas where Dorian apparently really

1:43:26.020,1:43:31.170
likes because it has remained there

1:43:27.520,1:43:33.580
since this day now if you move upward

1:43:31.170,1:43:35.770
you can see that it's going to hit the

1:43:33.580,1:43:37.330
coast of Florida and a little bit of

1:43:35.770,1:43:40.180
Georgia there Savannah is probably going

1:43:37.330,1:43:41.980
to get some wreckage and then up the

1:43:40.180,1:43:44.560
coast of South Carolina and the North

1:43:41.980,1:43:48.520
Carolina and if you are

1:43:44.560,1:43:52.900
very well-versed in American geography

1:43:48.520,1:43:54.850
the state to the left above Florida that

1:43:52.900,1:44:02.620
you can see all of it that's that's

1:43:54.850,1:44:07.660
Alabama now there is no risk of durian

1:44:02.620,1:44:09.730
hitting Alabama in that so if you are in

1:44:07.660,1:44:13.540
Alabama and you believe the president's

1:44:09.730,1:44:18.810
tweet don't worry you're fine as is

1:44:13.540,1:44:22.060
probably everybody else in you it's

1:44:18.810,1:44:29.770
probably if you're not the ball is fine

1:44:22.060,1:44:32.010
right no I want to say this imagine what

1:44:29.770,1:44:39.490
happens if for some reason this storm

1:44:32.010,1:44:42.160
somehow hits album and I'm just it's

1:44:39.490,1:44:46.540
just me that no isn't I'm just talking

1:44:42.160,1:44:49.720
to myself you're not yeah okay so what

1:44:46.540,1:44:53.500
what happens if Dorian actually hits

1:44:49.720,1:44:55.510
Alabama defying all expectations defined

1:44:53.500,1:44:59.470
yet defying all expectations making its

1:44:55.510,1:45:03.310
way all the way across Florida parts of

1:44:59.470,1:45:05.320
Georgia and hitting Alabama and hitting

1:45:03.310,1:45:07.720
Alabama I mean and then somehow going

1:45:05.320,1:45:10.060
back and hitting South Carolina and

1:45:07.720,1:45:12.880
North Carolina because I mean that's the

1:45:10.060,1:45:15.970
only real pathway it can take that would

1:45:12.880,1:45:18.580
be a feat and I will issue a formal

1:45:15.970,1:45:22.210
apology to the president for making fun

1:45:18.580,1:45:23.890
of him for saying Alabama into the

1:45:22.210,1:45:26.260
people of Alabama for telling them they

1:45:23.890,1:45:30.340
were three okay right and and to those

1:45:26.260,1:45:33.460
people as well the the before from

1:45:30.340,1:45:37.510
Alabama that listen to us I will

1:45:33.460,1:45:38.770
apologize to those four people are part

1:45:37.510,1:45:42.790
of our no minimum lists are gonna be

1:45:38.770,1:45:45.010
pretty upset yes I know our know minimal

1:45:42.790,1:45:49.180
listenership might go down slightly if

1:45:45.010,1:45:52.840
if the the the people of Alabama went on

1:45:49.180,1:45:57.010
your hot a and and didn't go didn't flee

1:45:52.840,1:45:58.389
the her and gonna be okay right but yes

1:45:57.010,1:46:00.459
but again you Pro

1:45:58.389,1:46:03.849
listen to me much either but at the same

1:46:00.459,1:46:07.780
time I feel confident in this one that I

1:46:03.849,1:46:11.739
can accurately predict that Orion is not

1:46:07.780,1:46:16.659
hitting Alabama it's going to hit the

1:46:11.739,1:46:19.599
Bahamas a lot and then it may hits gonna

1:46:16.659,1:46:21.760
be hitting yes it's just gonna it's

1:46:19.599,1:46:24.010
gonna be two years from now and Orion is

1:46:21.760,1:46:27.300
still gonna be at the Bahamas and we'll

1:46:24.010,1:46:29.979
be talking about them like Atlantis

1:46:27.300,1:46:32.829
well it'll be like those perpetual

1:46:29.979,1:46:34.419
storms on is it Jupiter that has like a

1:46:32.829,1:46:35.849
hurricane that's constantly going

1:46:34.419,1:46:38.380
yeah just constantly moving around

1:46:35.849,1:46:41.769
because that'll be Torian and what used

1:46:38.380,1:46:42.899
to be the Bahamas just sitting there

1:46:41.769,1:46:46.929
forever

1:46:42.899,1:46:51.689
so other another great hurricane related

1:46:46.929,1:46:54.939
hot take from Donald Trump he oh no no

1:46:51.689,1:46:56.260
no no we're not doing that's no because

1:46:54.939,1:46:59.909
it's fake I was gonna be fit you know

1:46:56.260,1:47:03.070
it's fake news that's not fake news

1:46:59.909,1:47:08.489
sorry about that fake news it's big news

1:47:03.070,1:47:12.429
yeah yeah right we don't ever I mean

1:47:08.489,1:47:14.349
except when it's intentional we don't do

1:47:12.429,1:47:16.719
yeah we don't do accidental fake news on

1:47:14.349,1:47:18.909
this show right if we tell you a lie we

1:47:16.719,1:47:24.149
totally damn well meant to do it that's

1:47:18.909,1:47:28.239
right I'll tell you what's not a lie as

1:47:24.149,1:47:30.399
of September 4th tomorrow you will have

1:47:28.239,1:47:33.939
been the co-host of muddied waters of

1:47:30.399,1:47:37.209
freedom for one year so uh where's there

1:47:33.939,1:47:39.039
is there is little baby spike turning

1:47:37.209,1:47:42.669
one which you can't see this so it's

1:47:39.039,1:47:44.949
even better I cannot wait to see this

1:47:42.669,1:47:47.590
yeah so little baby spike turning

1:47:44.949,1:47:50.649
one-year old as the muddy water host

1:47:47.590,1:47:54.280
muddied waters of freedom host a little

1:47:50.649,1:47:58.179
bit longer for his own show and in the

1:47:54.280,1:48:02.369
last year you've done 1415 now shows

1:47:58.179,1:48:07.449
from the couch this will be your 46

1:48:02.369,1:48:09.519
episode this will be your forty second

1:48:07.449,1:48:12.010
episode of the muddied waters of freedom

1:48:09.519,1:48:14.650
there have been 75 uncontrol

1:48:12.010,1:48:18.699
laughing fits between the two of us most

1:48:14.650,1:48:21.309
of them are okay me 99 referent up sorry

1:48:18.699,1:48:24.159
100 references to being an anarchist I

1:48:21.309,1:48:26.199
did an update for today okay a hundred

1:48:24.159,1:48:29.769
and fifty seven looks of complete

1:48:26.199,1:48:32.289
confusion this was hours of me doing

1:48:29.769,1:48:34.440
research this week by the way are these

1:48:32.289,1:48:41.099
real numbers sure

1:48:34.440,1:48:44.949
211 mentions of nipples 200 moles now 13

1:48:41.099,1:48:46.690
yeah our Facebook page had 8,000 new

1:48:44.949,1:48:52.179
likes before Facebook took away the

1:48:46.690,1:48:54.610
ability for people to like us over 9,000

1:48:52.179,1:49:00.869
new followers on Facebook a seemingly

1:48:54.610,1:49:02.860
infinite amount of hilarious memes and

1:49:00.869,1:49:05.550
these numbers are completely and totally

1:49:02.860,1:49:08.019
fabricated and only random estimates but

1:49:05.550,1:49:10.809
still lots of research went into making

1:49:08.019,1:49:14.579
up these numbers I believe you yeah and

1:49:10.809,1:49:18.900
they they're a hundred percent accurate

1:49:14.579,1:49:22.900
no fake news no yes No Fee no fake news

1:49:18.900,1:49:27.130
and honestly the last year of muddied

1:49:22.900,1:49:28.719
waters has been just fucking fantastic

1:49:27.130,1:49:30.940
it has been a blast

1:49:28.719,1:49:33.159
and I could not ask for a better co-host

1:49:30.940,1:49:39.130
than you and the only reason we are

1:49:33.159,1:49:42.880
doing this show well you are not well

1:49:39.130,1:49:44.489
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1:50:05.380,1:50:10.119
bring you this episode of the muddy

1:50:07.360,1:50:12.760
water I've had so much fun doing this

1:50:10.119,1:50:15.489
show for the last year I'm so happy that

1:50:12.760,1:50:18.519
I was asked to come on I'm so happy I

1:50:15.489,1:50:21.699
was asked to do my show it is the two

1:50:18.519,1:50:25.480
days of the greatest joy that I have

1:50:21.699,1:50:25.940
often every week or it's always in the

1:50:25.480,1:50:27.980
top ten

1:50:25.940,1:50:30.110
I'd say of joyful things that happened

1:50:27.980,1:50:30.410
to me in a given week I absolutely love

1:50:30.110,1:50:33.590
it

1:50:30.410,1:50:35.930
I love you Matt I love you our followers

1:50:33.590,1:50:37.550
I love you personal injury attorney

1:50:35.930,1:50:41.960
Chris Reynolds attorney at law

1:50:37.550,1:50:44.210
I love I'm just absolutely it is like my

1:50:41.960,1:50:44.870
favorite thing I absolutely love doing

1:50:44.210,1:50:50.870
it

1:50:44.870,1:50:53.530
here's to another 15 looks of confusion

1:50:50.870,1:50:57.860
or 57 or whatever it was 150 you know

1:50:53.530,1:51:01.489
here's to many many more years of of

1:50:57.860,1:51:04.760
this insanity with its what soon would

1:51:01.489,1:51:05.960
better internet lately hopefully we

1:51:04.760,1:51:08.960
don't know hopefully we don't know what

1:51:05.960,1:51:12.650
Dorian's gonna do to South Carolina yeah

1:51:08.960,1:51:13.760
but yeah seriously over the past like we

1:51:12.650,1:51:15.770
were friends before that but over the

1:51:13.760,1:51:17.390
past year you've become much more than a

1:51:15.770,1:51:18.980
friend to me and people are always

1:51:17.390,1:51:24.500
shocked that we have never met each

1:51:18.980,1:51:25.280
other in person no I know it's I don't

1:51:24.500,1:51:27.080
know

1:51:25.280,1:51:31.219
but luckily that's coming to an end in

1:51:27.080,1:51:33.590
November and yeah yeah and yeah honestly

1:51:31.219,1:51:36.560
you've become like you're my best friend

1:51:33.590,1:51:38.930
and one of my brothers and I would give

1:51:36.560,1:51:41.590
you my blood if you ever needed it if I

1:51:38.930,1:51:43.760
appreciate then and your blood actually

1:51:41.590,1:51:47.090
works for me right because you've got

1:51:43.760,1:51:50.840
late type o-negative Oh negative so

1:51:47.090,1:51:51.640
that's like an actionable offer there

1:51:50.840,1:51:53.960
right

1:51:51.640,1:51:59.000
which I appreciate yeah I mean you can

1:51:53.960,1:52:01.280
have it I mean I'm not using this once

1:51:59.000,1:52:01.610
it's out of you I mean you know have at

1:52:01.280,1:52:03.620
it

1:52:01.610,1:52:06.830
no absolutely I love you too man I'm so

1:52:03.620,1:52:08.930
I'm so happy to be on III love this show

1:52:06.830,1:52:11.150
I love my show I love the whole Muddy

1:52:08.930,1:52:13.010
Waters thing that we have going I love

1:52:11.150,1:52:14.210
where we're going with it can't wait to

1:52:13.010,1:52:16.010
actually meet you in person

1:52:14.210,1:52:18.920
we're definitely way more than friends

1:52:16.010,1:52:20.480
we're it we're we're lovers if you

1:52:18.920,1:52:23.270
really think about it digitally you're

1:52:20.480,1:52:25.790
really digitally lovers weird digital

1:52:23.270,1:52:29.090
lovers there's a song called computer

1:52:25.790,1:52:31.910
love does anyone else just me probably

1:52:29.090,1:52:34.150
know this song exists you just me it's a

1:52:31.910,1:52:38.420
it's a if you after the show

1:52:34.150,1:52:39.640
you google the song computer love that's

1:52:38.420,1:52:43.180
that describes

1:52:39.640,1:52:45.400
my romance with Matt right it says it's

1:52:43.180,1:52:47.380
as gay as anything at an industry Pride

1:52:45.400,1:52:49.420
Parade right like this this dates back

1:52:47.380,1:52:50.380
to before it was called sexting and it

1:52:49.420,1:52:53.560
was cyber sex

1:52:50.380,1:52:56.140
it was cyber sex Yeah right

1:52:53.560,1:52:59.050
so we cyber yet no sex we cyber sex with

1:52:56.140,1:53:00.760
each other with cyber sex did that's

1:52:59.050,1:53:03.280
right yes

1:53:00.760,1:53:05.950
so no so yeah no I'm so happy to be a

1:53:03.280,1:53:11.830
part of this and stealing a page out of

1:53:05.950,1:53:14.230
your book okay I have one final jeopardy

1:53:11.830,1:53:15.160
question for you okay so we have one

1:53:14.230,1:53:17.860
minute on the clock

1:53:15.160,1:53:19.750
oh oh I get a minute I only get my yes

1:53:17.860,1:53:21.670
30 seconds well I've only found a

1:53:19.750,1:53:23.490
one-minute version of this song so

1:53:21.670,1:53:24.760
you'll get a minute to think about this

1:53:23.490,1:53:29.740
okay

1:53:24.760,1:53:33.040
now the question is over the last forty

1:53:29.740,1:53:35.400
two episodes which one is your favorite

1:53:33.040,1:53:35.400
nickname

1:53:36.640,1:53:53.029
[Music]

1:53:49.870,1:53:53.029
[Applause]

1:53:53.590,1:54:04.660
a flip joy a turret now okay I thought

1:54:02.050,1:54:07.510
was waiting till the end I mean or I'd

1:54:04.660,1:54:18.060
give my answer well just okay 30 seconds

1:54:07.510,1:54:24.760
is good i i i think my my favorite

1:54:18.060,1:54:28.380
nickname was oh man

1:54:24.760,1:54:31.660
spike the constitution has no mention of

1:54:28.380,1:54:39.190
federal immigration controls which is

1:54:31.660,1:54:42.850
why the the US was opened my hundred

1:54:39.190,1:54:46.300
years of existence order immigration

1:54:42.850,1:54:48.130
kelly socialist cohen I'm sorry the

1:54:46.300,1:54:53.580
answer we were looking for is spike

1:54:48.130,1:54:56.380
gonzo is my favorite Muppet Cohen I

1:54:53.580,1:54:58.030
swear to you I was gonna go with gonzo

1:54:56.380,1:55:00.160
was my favorite Muppet and then I

1:54:58.030,1:55:01.840
thought no I really liked that one too

1:55:00.160,1:55:04.450
yeah it was between that and the

1:55:01.840,1:55:07.120
kickflip one was the ones that was the

1:55:04.450,1:55:09.210
correct answer oh because that did ones

1:55:07.120,1:55:11.470
that stung the heart at the deepest yeah

1:55:09.210,1:55:13.810
because they were like the most true and

1:55:11.470,1:55:15.160
it was frightening and I thought well

1:55:13.810,1:55:16.930
maybe you're talking to my wife about

1:55:15.160,1:55:20.440
this stuff but she wouldn't know that

1:55:16.930,1:55:24.880
either so yeah so the other one was

1:55:20.440,1:55:27.700
spike I once did a kickflip Cohen is

1:55:24.880,1:55:29.080
that what it is know what it was I did a

1:55:27.700,1:55:31.830
kickflip one time and thought I was a

1:55:29.080,1:55:39.310
big deal or something like that it was

1:55:31.830,1:55:41.710
where is it spike one time pulled off a

1:55:39.310,1:55:44.050
kickflip very successfully so that's

1:55:41.710,1:55:46.750
actually true I like really wanted to be

1:55:44.050,1:55:50.590
a good skateboarder and I had no ollie

1:55:46.750,1:55:55.090
down and I accidentally grinded down

1:55:50.590,1:55:58.170
stairs one time did not mean to but I

1:55:55.090,1:56:00.760
and then and then I am common life

1:55:58.170,1:56:03.940
what's that scariest five seconds of

1:56:00.760,1:56:05.980
your life it was like I didn't realize

1:56:03.940,1:56:07.179
there were stairs there there was a I'm

1:56:05.980,1:56:08.949
like and it was like that's

1:56:07.179,1:56:12.130
Emily yeah it was awesome and I'd like

1:56:08.949,1:56:14.769
to peed myself but um I I did I didn't

1:56:12.130,1:56:16.749
actually pee myself but I but then the

1:56:14.769,1:56:19.780
one time I did a kickflip also

1:56:16.749,1:56:21.280
accidentally and I'm like yeah I've been

1:56:19.780,1:56:23.349
trying all day and then I actually got

1:56:21.280,1:56:24.729
it and then after that I stopped

1:56:23.349,1:56:27.070
skateboarding because I realized I'd

1:56:24.729,1:56:29.829
reached the pinnacle of my abilities um

1:56:27.070,1:56:30.939
so that was also true and gonzo was my

1:56:29.829,1:56:34.300
favorite Muppet mmm

1:56:30.939,1:56:36.550
but but I have to say I know what's

1:56:34.300,1:56:38.800
wrong cuz you told me it was time to

1:56:36.550,1:56:42.699
answer I know the rules say I was wrong

1:56:38.800,1:56:44.170
and yet I object subjectively I think

1:56:42.699,1:56:46.179
that my favorite was the one about the

1:56:44.170,1:56:48.369
immigration one just because I watched

1:56:46.179,1:56:51.780
your face get red as you tried to say

1:56:48.369,1:56:55.739
two paragraphs of multi syllabic words

1:56:51.780,1:56:59.979
in one breath in one breath in one braum

1:56:55.739,1:57:02.439
so so I think for many reasons that

1:56:59.979,1:57:06.099
might be my favorite but no I'm so happy

1:57:02.439,1:57:08.889
to continue doing this and now guys

1:57:06.099,1:57:12.340
speaking of my show that I love so much

1:57:08.889,1:57:14.739
I won't be doing it this week um because

1:57:12.340,1:57:15.400
I I mean I could do it but it would look

1:57:14.739,1:57:18.010
like this

1:57:15.400,1:57:21.219
and I don't think anyone wants any more

1:57:18.010,1:57:25.119
of this I think I think people please

1:57:21.219,1:57:28.570
watch this 15 shows from the couch this

1:57:25.119,1:57:31.300
year yeah 15 shows from the couch i I

1:57:28.570,1:57:34.239
don't want to interview a vice

1:57:31.300,1:57:36.880
presidential pick from the couch but I

1:57:34.239,1:57:38.499
believe that next week assuming Myrtle

1:57:36.880,1:57:41.409
Beach still exists and I return to it

1:57:38.499,1:57:43.659
next Wednesday I will have on John

1:57:41.409,1:57:45.969
Phillips who is Kim ruffs running mate

1:57:43.659,1:57:48.579
if his schedule allows he has been a

1:57:45.969,1:57:51.969
real Mensch in continuing to keep

1:57:48.579,1:57:53.260
rescheduling these with me but this one

1:57:51.969,1:57:59.170
really was not my fault there was a

1:57:53.260,1:58:01.510
storm in Barbados or and and so but so

1:57:59.170,1:58:04.840
and and Matt you said so on Thursday you

1:58:01.510,1:58:06.340
have on Adam Freeman right so normally I

1:58:04.840,1:58:09.699
bring on Adam Freeman right about this

1:58:06.340,1:58:11.559
time every year because he was integral

1:58:09.699,1:58:14.499
in me being able to successfully not

1:58:11.559,1:58:16.389
continue to drink right he was a huge

1:58:14.499,1:58:19.599
help at the beginning and he immediately

1:58:16.389,1:58:21.010
stopped after that but i said i still

1:58:19.599,1:58:24.730
bring him on every every

1:58:21.010,1:58:26.889
year to kind of say thank you for being

1:58:24.730,1:58:28.239
the support system and instead of this

1:58:26.889,1:58:30.010
year watching him try to fumble through

1:58:28.239,1:58:32.949
some presentation that he didn't have

1:58:30.010,1:58:35.530
time to actually put together like he

1:58:32.949,1:58:38.380
says he will every year what we have

1:58:35.530,1:58:42.070
decided to do is a little out of the

1:58:38.380,1:58:44.170
norm for my show okay we are going to

1:58:42.070,1:58:46.900
just tell stories of our drinking and

1:58:44.170,1:58:49.150
drug days oh wow yeah so you're going to

1:58:46.900,1:58:51.570
get to learn a lot about Adam and myself

1:58:49.150,1:58:54.400
and the stupid things that we used to do

1:58:51.570,1:58:57.219
when we were drinking and doing copious

1:58:54.400,1:58:59.170
amounts of drugs well I'll definitely be

1:58:57.219,1:59:02.500
turned in tuning into that assuming you

1:58:59.170,1:59:04.630
know my 2g connection there holds up to

1:59:02.500,1:59:06.039
be able to watch some video on the

1:59:04.630,1:59:08.829
internet like I'm just gonna throw it

1:59:06.039,1:59:14.349
out now if mom is watching don't watch

1:59:08.829,1:59:16.960
that show yeah no definitely don't watch

1:59:14.349,1:59:19.210
that one and then is Jason Jason's back

1:59:16.960,1:59:22.210
for Friday's - I think right now he's

1:59:19.210,1:59:24.369
only on Mondays okay okay so nothing on

1:59:22.210,1:59:28.719
Friday and then tune in next week on

1:59:24.369,1:59:30.460
Monday for Jason Lyon who was doing mr.

1:59:28.719,1:59:35.099
America the bearded truth and then tune

1:59:30.460,1:59:37.179
in next week right here Tuesday nights

1:59:35.099,1:59:39.610
for the muddy waters to freedom where

1:59:37.179,1:59:42.670
Matt Wright and I parsed through the

1:59:39.610,1:59:48.190
week's news with the the cheer and

1:59:42.670,1:59:52.690
splendor of a sweet summer boy speaking

1:59:48.190,1:59:53.650
of sweet summer boy spike is yes mr.

1:59:52.690,1:59:55.570
April oh yeah

1:59:53.650,1:59:58.269
mr. April and the libertarian dadbod

1:59:55.570,1:59:59.530
calendar the libertarian dad bod

1:59:58.269,2:00:01.480
Calendar brought to you by the South

1:59:59.530,2:00:04.949
Carolina Libertarian Party hey guys if

2:00:01.480,2:00:07.480
if I know two of my favorite things are

2:00:04.949,2:00:10.780
spreading the Liberty message and my

2:00:07.480,2:00:14.260
sweet sexy body and you two can share in

2:00:10.780,2:00:17.289
my joys by going to libertarian dad bod

2:00:14.260,2:00:20.170
and donating seventeen dollars to the

2:00:17.289,2:00:23.199
South Carolina libertarian party and you

2:00:20.170,2:00:25.900
will get a copy of the libertarian dad

2:00:23.199,2:00:30.400
bod calendar for the year 2020 it has me

2:00:25.900,2:00:33.220
in it it has Pixar walk in it in a in a

2:00:30.400,2:00:36.670
naked in a robe and

2:00:33.220,2:00:40.780
as vermin supreme in it has Tom Arnold

2:00:36.670,2:00:44.860
it has friend of the show Joshua Smith

2:00:40.780,2:00:53.500
Joshua Joshy bear bear down Smith and it

2:00:44.860,2:00:56.770
has my friend Tyler in it it's got a sky

2:00:53.500,2:00:59.460
my friend Tyler and he's gay and I and

2:00:56.770,2:01:01.720
it's it's got a lot of people in it

2:00:59.460,2:01:03.880
probably got about twelve people in it

2:01:01.720,2:01:05.880
it has roughly twelve people roughly

2:01:03.880,2:01:08.530
twelve and we're in this calendar I

2:01:05.880,2:01:13.420
named at least I think seven just now

2:01:08.530,2:01:15.880
right so man many many more right and so

2:01:13.420,2:01:21.370
spike is his theme was sweet summer boy

2:01:15.880,2:01:24.460
he's in April it's not into something it

2:01:21.370,2:01:28.480
is not in the summer it's just a very

2:01:24.460,2:01:31.660
odd theme for April also Joshy bear has

2:01:28.480,2:01:33.820
my birth month and I saw the picture and

2:01:31.660,2:01:35.620
I'm not gonna lie man it's gonna be hard

2:01:33.820,2:01:40.540
to decide between March and April back

2:01:35.620,2:01:41.980
on this wall hey Josh maybe you can

2:01:40.540,2:01:43.300
alternate yeah I was gonna say I'm gonna

2:01:41.980,2:01:45.340
have to just keep flipping back and

2:01:43.300,2:01:46.890
forth any time josh is on the show it's

2:01:45.340,2:01:49.210
got to be Joshy bear in the back

2:01:46.890,2:01:53.680
shirtless with the baseball bat

2:01:49.210,2:01:54.220
over his shoulders right that's actually

2:01:53.680,2:01:56.380
pretty good

2:01:54.220,2:01:58.600
yeah not for him it made a lot of sense

2:01:56.380,2:02:02.040
especially since baseball season starts

2:01:58.600,2:02:05.740
in March and summer does not start maple

2:02:02.040,2:02:07.750
I'm also I'm also not a dad right and

2:02:05.740,2:02:11.410
I'm also not a member of the Libertarian

2:02:07.750,2:02:14.290
Party America needs this body and so I

2:02:11.410,2:02:18.100
that was my the best vehicle for me to

2:02:14.290,2:02:21.820
give it to them I'm nipple nipple nipple

2:02:18.100,2:02:24.610
ones nipple Fridays was vetoed nipple

2:02:21.820,2:02:27.760
twos my my nipple Tuesday's was was

2:02:24.610,2:02:29.500
vetoed by my wife and so this was the

2:02:27.760,2:02:31.090
only way to get my nipples to the world

2:02:29.500,2:02:32.650
in two hundred and two hundred and

2:02:31.090,2:02:34.240
fifteen times and I want to point out

2:02:32.650,2:02:37.360
that now your nipples have been on the

2:02:34.240,2:02:40.210
internet more than mine since the since

2:02:37.360,2:02:42.340
the genesis of this show oh wait till

2:02:40.210,2:02:44.400
the calendar comes out friends because

2:02:42.340,2:02:47.020
my nipples are about to take over a

2:02:44.400,2:02:50.950
sizable portion of the live

2:02:47.020,2:02:56.560
Criterion circles of the internet that I

2:02:50.950,2:02:58.390
can promise you so Matt if someone were

2:02:56.560,2:03:00.310
looking to find this show on that

2:02:58.390,2:03:02.710
internet after looking at my nipples and

2:03:00.310,2:03:05.650
saying I've had enough of spiked nipples

2:03:02.710,2:03:07.120
for today I'm in my refractory period

2:03:05.650,2:03:09.430
and I'd like to watch something else

2:03:07.120,2:03:10.650
where could they go to find us you can

2:03:09.430,2:03:12.880
find us on Facebook at facebook.com

2:03:10.650,2:03:14.380
slash Muddy Waters media you can find us

2:03:12.880,2:03:15.550
on Instagram at muddy waters media you

2:03:14.380,2:03:16.990
can find us on twitter at muddied

2:03:15.550,2:03:18.640
underscore waters you can find us on

2:03:16.990,2:03:21.460
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2:03:18.640,2:03:23.110
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2:03:21.460,2:03:26.770
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2:03:36.310,2:03:41.820
find this in every episode of muddied

2:03:38.980,2:03:46.810
waters media at muddied waters media dot

2:03:41.820,2:03:50.560
come everywhere everywhere we are the

2:03:46.810,2:03:52.210
internet we are we are literally we are

2:03:50.560,2:03:55.780
literally on the entire Internet so guys

2:03:52.210,2:03:58.300
thanks for tuning it again thank you for

2:03:55.780,2:03:59.410
for tolerating my terrible internet

2:03:58.300,2:04:01.600
signal on the top of a mountain

2:03:59.410,2:04:04.360
somewhere in Georgia which is apparently

2:04:01.600,2:04:07.200
near a lake and where we're going we

2:04:04.360,2:04:07.200
don't need roads

2:04:09.870,2:04:25.310
[Music]

2:04:29.740,2:04:33.790
running through the city I'm a boss

2:04:31.480,2:04:35.800
bitch boss it's nothing on my ex bitch

2:04:33.790,2:04:38.860
check this music with the message

2:04:35.800,2:04:40.870
Stressless climbing out the trenches run

2:04:38.860,2:04:43.300
quick one shot don't miss working

2:04:40.870,2:04:45.700
through emotion mixing up another magic

2:04:43.300,2:04:47.450
potion through the motions just one more

2:04:45.700,2:04:49.490
time

2:04:47.450,2:04:51.020
thinking that's one of a kind you forgot

2:04:49.490,2:04:52.950
you stupid blind like a Rubik's Cube

2:04:51.020,2:04:54.429
lost your mind okay

2:04:52.950,2:04:56.350
[Music]

2:04:54.429,2:04:58.210
with the money now slugs wanna bring me

2:04:56.350,2:04:59.949
down earth he's been spinning around you

2:04:58.210,2:05:02.170
like an ultrasound isn't with the

2:04:59.949,2:05:03.370
ultrasound boomy gonna get it now feel

2:05:02.170,2:05:05.500
like time is running out

2:05:03.370,2:05:07.540
turn on the lights don't give him down

2:05:05.500,2:05:09.820
Thomas shine so bright we're gonna turn

2:05:07.540,2:05:11.560
a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

2:05:09.820,2:05:16.050
just some cats from a small town and

2:05:11.560,2:05:16.050
made their way up around its on nickel

2:05:19.810,2:05:24.489
[Music]

2:05:28.230,2:05:37.300
[Music]

2:05:35.469,2:05:39.310
we've intrigued catches on out the

2:05:37.300,2:05:41.260
dreamcatcher yes took a mean lesson

2:05:39.310,2:05:42.880
converted esteem age it's a burden will

2:05:41.260,2:05:44.830
pass and in time freedom the last

2:05:42.880,2:05:47.050
setting birthday you black linen turn in

2:05:44.830,2:05:49.000
the past wish I could give you this last

2:05:47.050,2:05:50.890
message yeah your mother that got it set

2:05:49.000,2:05:54.130
you don't get to brokenhearted cuz I'm

2:05:50.890,2:05:57.690
with you dog behind quicker you ever let

2:05:54.130,2:05:57.690
your dreams fall just fall bigger

2:05:58.070,2:06:02.210
huh with the money now slugs wanna bring

2:06:00.230,2:06:03.950
me down earth he's gonna spin around you

2:06:02.210,2:06:06.170
know like an ultrasound in sync with the

2:06:03.950,2:06:07.970
ultrasound room he gonna get it now feel

2:06:06.170,2:06:09.500
like time is running out your nan the

2:06:07.970,2:06:11.540
lights don't dim them down

2:06:09.500,2:06:13.820
Thomas shines so bright we're gonna turn

2:06:11.540,2:06:15.560
a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

2:06:13.820,2:06:19.900
just some cats from a small town that

2:06:15.560,2:06:19.900
made their way on the round it's on now

2:06:24.680,2:06:28.520
[Music]

2:06:35.810,2:06:41.510
[Music]

2:06:38.959,2:06:43.189
get a coffee that's all win clock ticks

2:06:41.510,2:06:45.110
now the lights damn some tricks with

2:06:43.189,2:06:47.209
right hands ecstatic the fact that she

2:06:45.110,2:06:49.070
likes him hard on a flash you get tact

2:06:47.209,2:06:49.489
Tim struck gold rock intact outta

2:06:49.070,2:06:52.130
control

2:06:49.489,2:06:53.840
BBB sorry booster baby they go and open

2:06:52.130,2:06:55.760
the for a minute but now he's gaining

2:06:53.840,2:06:57.590
control and I'm fading on home no

2:06:55.760,2:06:59.420
debating this story my soul is are give

2:06:57.590,2:07:01.370
me glory dream stuck in purgatory now

2:06:59.420,2:07:03.650
catch him run a story

2:07:01.370,2:07:05.570
I'm in love with the money now slugs

2:07:03.650,2:07:07.520
wanna bring me down earth peas will spin

2:07:05.570,2:07:09.530
around dream like an ultrasound and

2:07:07.520,2:07:11.570
secrete the ultrasound will be gonna get

2:07:09.530,2:07:14.170
it now me like time is running out turn

2:07:11.570,2:07:14.170
off the light


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