Episode 114 – Straight Pride, Gay Protests, and Spike Turns One

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[Music]

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running through the city I'm a boss

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bitch loss is nothing on my ex bitch

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check this music with the message

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Stressless that's it climbing out the

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trenches run quick one shot don't miss

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working through emotions mixing up

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another magic potion through the motions

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just one more time

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thinking that's one of a kind yeah we

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got you scooter blind like a Rubik's

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Cube lost your mind okay down

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth keeps on

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spinning around you like an ultrasound

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in sync with the ultrasound room we

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gonna get it now feel like time is

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running out turn on the lights don't dim

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them down

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Thomas shines so bright we're gonna turn

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a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

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just some cats from a small town and

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made their way all around it's on nickel

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[Music]

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[Music]

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we don't read catches on how the

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dreamcatcher yes took a mean lesson

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converted esteem agents averted will

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pass and in time freedom the last

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setting worthy you black linen turning

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the pass wishing I could give you the

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blast message yet your mother that got

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sent you don't get to brokenhearted cuz

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I'm with you I'm squeezed off behind

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quicker you ever let your dreams fall

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just fall bigger

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth he's gonna

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spin around you like an ultrasound is it

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with the ultrasound when we gonna get it

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now feel like time is money now turn on

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the lights don't dim it down chocolate

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shines so bright we gonna turn allowed

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crowding nights as we burn it down just

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some cats from a small town that made

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their way all around it's on now

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[Music]

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[Music]

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get a coffee let's all win clock ticks

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now the lights damn some tricks with

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right hands ecstatic the fact that she

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likes him hard on her flash you get tact

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Tim struck gold rock in tax out of

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control you need me home

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sorry bill trippingly go and open look

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for a minute but now he's gaining

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control I'm fading on home no debating

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this story my soul is are give me glory

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dream stuck in purgatory now catching

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the rocky story

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I'm in love with the money now slugs

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wanna bring me down earth keeps on

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spinning around through you like an

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ultrasound antic with the ultrasound

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when we gonna get it now

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crap where's that one I haven't done

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this in too long spike you need to stop

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going out of town I have no idea where

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that is hey hey good morning good

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afternoon and good evening and welcome

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to the vanguard force

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spike for spike that one there it is

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okay for spike I didn't have a bar

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mitzvah I had a bat mitzvah Cohen

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I am Matt Wright and together we are

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traversing the muddied waters of freedom

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hi everybody

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that's not true I literally had a Bar

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Mitzvah I am speaking of Bar Mitzvahs I

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have been at what mic my cousin's um

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through a weekend-long bar mitts tacular

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for their son and daughter who were

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ironically turning 12 and 13 which are

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the ages for it so they shared their Bar

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and Bat Mitzvah and long story sort of

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ended at with a salmon buffet at the

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Hyatt Villa Christina in downtown

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Atlanta so I'm I've had a Jew tastic

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weekend a Jew a Jew tabulous weekend and

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and more importantly you and I both seem

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to be safe from at this moment anyway

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from hurricane durian who has something

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against America well just the Bahamas

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really oh yeah no they hate Burt I mean

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hurricane durian hates me the bomb was

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we were told durian was gonna be here

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today yeah and then that became

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Wednesday and now I don't even I don't

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know what the last track was I'm so far

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up in the hills now I don't even care I

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was gonna sing right now it's like next

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Thursday October 4th it'll be done with

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the bomb and then it's gonna work its

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way hey I mean I would not want to be in

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vomits no god no

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now God oh my lord I absolutely would

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not want to be in Mama's right now the

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surprise the Bahamas are still there

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they're gonna be like the lost city of

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Atlantis if this keeps going the way

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that it is there there it's it is rough

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like I've seen some videos and pictures

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from it that I that is truly I mean

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there's not anything you can do about it

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because it's a hurricane that's truly a

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thoughts and prayers one because it's

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not like let's take action against I

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mean Trump wants to Trump tried to nuke

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this damn thing but no oh it won't work

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well now well now what are we stuck with

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what are we stuck with okay right first

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and foremost if allow me to thank Casey

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Martin Casey Martin who for the kava

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that I'm drinking today

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courtesy of the fine people at the aptly

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named muddy water kava bar muddied water

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not muddied waters no Jake the one they

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definitely stole the name from us and

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not the other way around

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definitely not and also singular ours is

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a plural right and palatable Z cult

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we ran past tense our water has already

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been muddied they are muddying there's

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just there one just there won't it kind

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of disgusting right just their bars it's

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it's been it's been it's been money it

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allowed me to think allow me to think

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Kroger for my delicious purified

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drinking water

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bula vinaka so and this is this is

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Georgia Kroger purify drinking water by

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the way no so that's that is much better

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than South Carolina one would assume one

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would assume one better one can only

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assume then can only assume that the

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Georgia waters better believe we'll see

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the you know that the Georgian water is

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saving babies on a daily basis

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as opposed to the South Carolina water

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because of the abortions ship the

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abortion Oh God yeah because of those

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dog God all the imported babies in this

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area yeah yeah yeah I didn't think of

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that

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bula - Frank I get good buddy of mine

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who I saw yesterday actually and Max

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Meeks author one wants to know if you've

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read his book yet yes I have not max I

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thought I packed it when I fled it was

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it was much like when Moses and his

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people fled Egypt except the parting

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waters was happening in the Bahamas but

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did you just compare them all the other

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women or was this often yes this example

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of parallel bullying I also am in an

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interracial relationship that's more

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than no eyes what's that that's more

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than I knew about Moses he was in a

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great there's a whole story about it

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that people got mad and so God gave him

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leprosy you want to get mad get mad

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about having leprosy anyway so uh max

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I'm sorry

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I think that's hold max that I got his

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book did not bring it because I'm really

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smart

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um I did bring my wife I brought my

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clothing my toiletries my mother and my

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dog um

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nailed that the book I did not get and I

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did not bring like to take a moment of

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silence if we keep in our thoughts to

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prefer your purse Reynolds face that I

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meant to bring but was vetoed at the

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last minute it had to stay behind and

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what if we're told is the path of Dorian

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any minute now

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once it's done with the Bahamas right I

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don't know if we can all just think

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positive vibe energies towards the

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direction of Chris

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Reynolds head that I cut out from a

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printout that's in Myrtle Beach um at my

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home but no I did not get your book I

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cannot wait to go back and and and get

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it so that I can read it um because it's

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uh I was I'm really excited to read like

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literally I got it and then we started

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evacuating so no I haven't gotten a

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chance to read it but I'm really looking

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forward to it'll be the firt one of the

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first things I do when I get back max

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also says go to Carter's lake it's in

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Jasper's and between the mountains while

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you were out

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Oh fleeing from the hurricane yeah

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because I'm in the sticks you max if you

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know Jasper you know where I am

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yeah I'm we're out here yeah like we're

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we're in that's in the stick like when I

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say we're near Atlanta I mean that we're

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in Georgia we're in the stick I'm near

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Atlanta because you don't know the name

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of any other city in Georgia it's a it's

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an hour from Atlanta but he doesn't feel

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like it's an hour from Atlanta you don't

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look out at the pond and the back forty

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in the front forty and thank goodness I

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bet we're an hour from Atlanta um you

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would think there were many many

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measures of time many many of your

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choice many clicks away many clicks

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we're a few humps away from right from

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from Atlanta but nope just have about an

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hour about our drive a good flat night

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away by horseback a good well back this

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would it's like Oregon Trail times right

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you would die of dysentery on the way it

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tell you that's the only way to die on

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the Oregon Trail is I dysentery what

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died back that was dysentery we've shot

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by natives and dysentery those are the

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two big ones yeah I left the house five

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days in cancer yeah I mean I left behind

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so many children on the Oregon Trail

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their leg up Timmy broke his leg he's

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gonna buy yeah sorry man you mean to me

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you're nothing but ones and zeros I'm

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leaving you behind

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I will fix this by killing a buffalo and

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my family will be high

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I've got to focus live resources on the

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repairing these wheels I can't deal with

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Timmy's nonsense right now we can have

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we live at a time of like a 30% infant

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mortality rate we'll just make another

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Timmy right okay this is just we'll just

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we'll go we'll get to Timmy make and

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once we get to or get right happiness if

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we're thinking about our species here

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having babies on the Oregon Trail no

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problem keeping those babies alive on

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the Oregon Trail real diffusor brought

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real problems but not even try not even

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trying

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not even try I hear the things I have to

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do I have to impregnate my wife I have

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to keep the wheels good I got to keep my

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wheels clean and I gotta keep the rims

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clean and I gotta kill Buffalo

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and that's straight up I can keep it

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that's it that's all I'm worried about

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on this trip to Oregon because you know

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Timmy's good Timmy Timmy go with God to

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me like I don't know what to tell you

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this we gave you a good life as best as

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we could you always always had clean

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wheels and and Buffalo there was so much

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but now you're dead there was so much

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Buffalo which is why there's not a lot

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today is because on the Oregon Trail we

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killed all of them in our fifth grade

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computer rooms No and oddly enough a lot

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of Timmy's which is it which is

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unintuitive you would think with the

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sheer number of Timmy's left behind that

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there wouldn't be any and yet and yet I

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hid my silly air yeah you're here okay

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good you actually look at the entire

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episode so really because I are like two

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frames per second on my side but that's

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fine that doesn't really matter as long

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as I look good now you look to our

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people right okay good so as I said look

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it yeah so Timmy um Buffalo hey

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everybody

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I own the show I always felt bad Norgan

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trail because it's like you've named you

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you had to like name your kids and I

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always named him after friends of mine

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that were sitting around me and then

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they would die and I was like sorry Eric

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sorry the computer station sitting next

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to your friend like I got some bad news

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Andrew we had to keep the wheels going

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we had to keep the moon's going see you

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you don't run it low on ammo I run along

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ammo I had to keep the wheels going

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sorry but this is a team effort you had

0:15:34.540,0:15:37.480
to take one this is a team effort

0:15:35.980,0:15:40.690
you're clogging the wheel that's all it

0:15:37.480,0:15:43.690
is but thank you so much for taking that

0:15:40.690,0:15:47.200
bullet for us because thank you you're

0:15:43.690,0:15:50.260
keeping a me over here alive yeah we

0:15:47.200,0:15:51.880
needed a woman that's right I've never

0:15:50.260,0:15:55.360
made it past the Mississippi so

0:15:51.880,0:15:58.090
hopefully that comes in handy later as

0:15:55.360,0:16:00.190
one would think right I'm surprised that

0:15:58.090,0:16:03.160
there wasn't like a Donner Party mode

0:16:00.190,0:16:05.560
we're like if it got real bad you could

0:16:03.160,0:16:08.110
you could you know eat to me like you

0:16:05.560,0:16:12.000
know because that's realistic guys I

0:16:08.110,0:16:16.720
mean I mean let's be serious here like

0:16:12.000,0:16:18.430
you're gonna die hey can we died of

0:16:16.720,0:16:20.140
something other than dysentery right

0:16:18.430,0:16:21.220
it's like his legs broken like it's not

0:16:20.140,0:16:24.330
like you know you're like otherwise he's

0:16:21.220,0:16:28.000
okay the meats good other than that

0:16:24.330,0:16:30.130
right and so and and there's no puffle

0:16:28.000,0:16:31.720
oh so you may have since rabbits are

0:16:30.130,0:16:34.300
hard as hell to it I did you ever

0:16:31.720,0:16:36.520
actually hit a rabbit yeah I had to hit

0:16:34.300,0:16:37.960
rabbit I was like there were times that

0:16:36.520,0:16:41.530
rabbit was the only thing that was

0:16:37.960,0:16:44.200
available and Timmy needed food to fix

0:16:41.530,0:16:49.450
his broken leg oh so I had you go kill a

0:16:44.200,0:16:52.000
rabbit and like the reality Timmy the

0:16:49.450,0:16:53.790
reality Timmy is that now it's Timmy

0:16:52.000,0:16:56.770
Timmy's got it we're eating Timmy

0:16:53.790,0:16:57.250
because I'm saving these bullets for

0:16:56.770,0:17:01.750
Buffalo

0:16:57.250,0:17:03.490
Tim and you know we're gonna we're gonna

0:17:01.750,0:17:09.100
have plenty of time to make Timmy's once

0:17:03.490,0:17:09.850
we're in Portland or wherever there's a

0:17:09.100,0:17:17.650
Portland exist

0:17:09.850,0:17:21.870
oh yeah here we go to Seattle I hear of

0:17:17.650,0:17:21.870
the great Native American land Portland

0:17:22.650,0:17:27.040
we gotta get what started all the way to

0:17:24.970,0:17:29.410
Seattle they all start making

0:17:27.040,0:17:33.450
Portland where they brew their all their

0:17:29.410,0:17:38.430
coffee and people still wear flannel

0:17:33.450,0:17:41.440
here in their 16-8 1700s whenever the

0:17:38.430,0:17:42.160
1801 oh when the Oregon took place

0:17:41.440,0:17:44.980
apparently

0:17:42.160,0:17:48.730
I was it was eighteen hundreds but that

0:17:44.980,0:17:52.800
was where all the best native IPAs were

0:17:48.730,0:17:52.800
brewed it was in Portland

0:17:54.420,0:18:06.430
so guys you might not believe this but

0:17:59.190,0:18:12.010
uh oh it's a new we do on the opposite

0:18:06.430,0:18:14.140
side of the country not in Portland OR

0:18:12.010,0:18:15.820
no not in Portland all the way on the

0:18:14.140,0:18:18.610
opposite side of the country in Boston

0:18:15.820,0:18:25.680
Massachusetts over the weekend a little

0:18:18.610,0:18:25.680
bit of a parade to the police aced

0:18:26.430,0:18:31.540
it was it it was a parade and parades

0:18:29.410,0:18:34.300
are normally you know you think about it

0:18:31.540,0:18:36.490
for New Year's or major holidays or gay

0:18:34.300,0:18:38.770
pride but for this one that was the

0:18:36.490,0:18:41.920
street pride parade taking place in

0:18:38.770,0:18:45.250
Boston Massachusetts the straight pride

0:18:41.920,0:18:50.440
parade rate Pride Parade because you can

0:18:45.250,0:18:53.770
have a straight parade did okay so I got

0:18:50.440,0:18:56.380
a flag for our I should have gotten a

0:18:53.770,0:19:00.280
flag for the straight pride flag for an

0:18:56.380,0:19:03.190
overlay but did did you see it did you

0:19:00.280,0:19:04.990
see the flag that they were using no I'm

0:19:03.190,0:19:08.440
sure it was a gay as I can think of

0:19:04.990,0:19:12.910
though it it it was it was half blue

0:19:08.440,0:19:15.700
half pink it looked like a good trend

0:19:12.910,0:19:17.290
might look like a redox of the trans

0:19:15.700,0:19:19.420
flag a little bit like it was in

0:19:17.290,0:19:21.640
diagonal and then like it was the mail

0:19:19.420,0:19:29.530
said symbol and the women's signal and

0:19:21.640,0:19:31.690
like on its so they used a transplant so

0:19:29.530,0:19:33.810
this is this looks straight this looks

0:19:31.690,0:19:38.800
as straight as our parades going to be

0:19:33.810,0:19:40.390
and they were correct yes but hundreds

0:19:38.800,0:19:42.340
of people

0:19:40.390,0:19:45.450
marched under the motto it's great to be

0:19:42.340,0:19:51.310
straight well a man in a shirt costume

0:19:45.450,0:19:55.990
chanted straight lives matter in a shark

0:19:51.310,0:19:58.210
costume in a shark costume not sure

0:19:55.990,0:20:00.070
sharks are apparently very straight or

0:19:58.210,0:20:02.560
at least they're anti gay I'm not a

0:20:00.070,0:20:04.900
hundred percent sure which this sounds a

0:20:02.560,0:20:06.730
lot like if a bunch of gay people got

0:20:04.900,0:20:09.790
together and said let's make something

0:20:06.730,0:20:15.670
that feels straight like this feels like

0:20:09.790,0:20:29.530
a character a caricature of straightness

0:20:15.670,0:20:31.270
remember shark we're gonna totally lost

0:20:29.530,0:20:33.340
you there but yeah we're gonna wait

0:20:31.270,0:20:34.810
we're gonna yell out things like it's

0:20:33.340,0:20:38.140
great to be straight and straight lives

0:20:34.810,0:20:41.080
matter another guy dressed as Santa

0:20:38.140,0:20:43.330
Claus held the straight flag and

0:20:41.080,0:20:50.470
welcomed any heckling that came his way

0:20:43.330,0:20:52.330
which I am certain was a lot still not

0:20:50.470,0:20:56.650
back okay yeah I would think so and I am

0:20:52.330,0:20:57.510
equally certain am i right there no not

0:20:56.650,0:21:02.020
really

0:20:57.510,0:21:07.870
hi I mean you have a very pensive made

0:21:02.020,0:21:10.560
face though so it's nice okay good

0:21:07.870,0:21:13.390
I want the freeze frame be really bad

0:21:10.560,0:21:15.550
that would be the best part I'm still

0:21:13.390,0:21:16.660
not here you're just I'm not here yeah

0:21:15.550,0:21:20.290
you know I'm just talking

0:21:16.660,0:21:23.440
I mean I can hear you and everybody else

0:21:20.290,0:21:28.270
can hear you know I but I'm guessing you

0:21:23.440,0:21:31.480
can't hear me oh you're back sort of

0:21:28.270,0:21:34.630
okay alright so I'm pretty sure that

0:21:31.480,0:21:36.340
Santa was not Tom Arnold no probably not

0:21:34.630,0:21:43.750
Tom Arnold because that would have just

0:21:36.340,0:21:45.790
invited more heckling more people yes

0:21:43.750,0:21:48.280
more people actually showed up to the

0:21:45.790,0:21:51.490
event to protest the event then showed

0:21:48.280,0:21:54.100
up to watch in the event and the

0:21:51.490,0:21:58.169
protesters shouted the very

0:21:54.100,0:22:00.669
obvious and easily accessible Nazi scum

0:21:58.169,0:22:02.289
because when you're gonna wouldn't when

0:22:00.669,0:22:04.330
you want to attack somebody for their

0:22:02.289,0:22:06.669
ideas you just immediately throw down

0:22:04.330,0:22:09.130
the Nazi card that they're not to yeah

0:22:06.669,0:22:11.080
Nazis yeah they also were shouting out

0:22:09.130,0:22:15.309
things like Boston doesn't want you

0:22:11.080,0:22:16.630
could be true don't robably true don't

0:22:15.309,0:22:18.549
know if they want to speak for everybody

0:22:16.630,0:22:19.720
in Boston but I get it you know like I

0:22:18.549,0:22:22.510
don't know if they took an official vote

0:22:19.720,0:22:24.010
and we outnumber you and I'm not sure

0:22:22.510,0:22:27.640
who is doing the polling there but

0:22:24.010,0:22:29.919
that's probably accurate these were so

0:22:27.640,0:22:32.679
those two statements are I would say we

0:22:29.919,0:22:34.780
could guess were factually accurate over

0:22:32.679,0:22:36.880
over over like on the whole right Oh

0:22:34.780,0:22:40.840
overall probably pretty close to

0:22:36.880,0:22:45.880
accurate right libertarian presidential

0:22:40.840,0:22:52.000
candidate and Walmart parking lot

0:22:45.880,0:22:55.840
masturbator Adam Koch a showed up to

0:22:52.000,0:22:57.460
give a speech we could we could never

0:22:55.840,0:23:01.270
talk about Adam Koch ash without you

0:22:57.460,0:23:04.840
bringing up masturbated parking lot yeah

0:23:01.270,0:23:06.970
no I mean that he just if you get caught

0:23:04.840,0:23:11.409
doing that that you know it's like the

0:23:06.970,0:23:13.480
old it's like the old joke of I built 27

0:23:11.409,0:23:17.140
bridges but they don't call me Frank the

0:23:13.480,0:23:19.450
bridge builder do they anything no and I

0:23:17.140,0:23:22.570
built 42 houses but they don't call me

0:23:19.450,0:23:25.809
Frank the house builder do they know and

0:23:22.570,0:23:27.370
I kicked Doug 49 ditches but they don't

0:23:25.809,0:23:40.570
call me Frank the ditch digger do they

0:23:27.370,0:23:44.049
no but you have sex with one cow like

0:23:40.570,0:23:46.500
that that's funny that is funny

0:23:44.049,0:23:48.700
I clean that up for this show only I

0:23:46.500,0:23:50.740
appreciate that because I'd hate for

0:23:48.700,0:23:54.039
that to be a dirty joke on this show um

0:23:50.740,0:24:03.760
I have a joke about a moth but I don't

0:23:54.039,0:24:06.340
think we don't see Adam kick Adam Koch s

0:24:03.760,0:24:08.010
shows up did not masturbate oddly at

0:24:06.340,0:24:09.660
this parade

0:24:08.010,0:24:11.580
appropriate he didn't get caught

0:24:09.660,0:24:13.110
masturbating at this he didn't get

0:24:11.580,0:24:14.730
caught at the very least he didn't

0:24:13.110,0:24:16.679
masturbate as part of his I think he was

0:24:14.730,0:24:19.200
like the keynote speaker or something

0:24:16.679,0:24:23.460
like that and so he gave his speech

0:24:19.200,0:24:26.130
where he pretty much made fun of the

0:24:23.460,0:24:28.470
straight pride people but also told them

0:24:26.130,0:24:30.630
that you know your enemy isn't the

0:24:28.470,0:24:32.490
people on the other side of this picket

0:24:30.630,0:24:34.650
line or whatever it's the people that

0:24:32.490,0:24:37.260
put those barriers up which is kind of a

0:24:34.650,0:24:40.620
cool little quote and then went out he

0:24:37.260,0:24:41.960
gave they cut off his his uh his mic

0:24:40.620,0:24:44.160
because they didn't like his speech

0:24:41.960,0:24:46.770
because they're totally heterosexuals

0:24:44.160,0:24:49.410
and he then went out into the crowd of

0:24:46.770,0:24:51.510
protesters with his free hugs shirt and

0:24:49.410,0:24:54.450
gave out free hugs yeah

0:24:51.510,0:24:57.330
so I ended it ended nicely and and and

0:24:54.450,0:25:00.140
we don't think he masturbated right and

0:24:57.330,0:25:02.750
I would say the most ironic thing about

0:25:00.140,0:25:05.570
the straight Pride Parade

0:25:02.750,0:25:13.010
was the fact that Milo yeah innopolis

0:25:05.570,0:25:17.040
the outspoken gay man very gay very gay

0:25:13.010,0:25:21.809
it was the grand nation of the strip

0:25:17.040,0:25:25.620
right yeah I mean guys so we here at

0:25:21.809,0:25:28.260
muddy waters are firm believers in the

0:25:25.620,0:25:32.160
assertion that there is no that all

0:25:28.260,0:25:35.309
parades are in fact gay and or at least

0:25:32.160,0:25:38.610
I am I just kind of took the liberty

0:25:35.309,0:25:40.860
with Fermat there oh no I mean so but as

0:25:38.610,0:25:45.660
a person who was born in Pasadena

0:25:40.860,0:25:48.570
California famous for things like the

0:25:45.660,0:25:54.270
very first in and out the birthplace of

0:25:48.570,0:25:56.400
the mean the USC Trojans and the Rose

0:25:54.270,0:26:01.350
Parade I have learned to hate parades

0:25:56.400,0:26:06.150
from a very young age as all these there

0:26:01.350,0:26:10.710
are two kinds of people come to my city

0:26:06.150,0:26:14.820
my fair city in Southern California too

0:26:10.710,0:26:17.909
brittle it being drunk at 7:00 a.m. with

0:26:14.820,0:26:19.799
rose petals because everything's made

0:26:17.909,0:26:21.050
out of roses that day and I hate that

0:26:19.799,0:26:25.430
day every

0:26:21.050,0:26:28.880
which is also met it's also what New

0:26:25.430,0:26:32.690
Year's Day oh that's a good way to start

0:26:28.880,0:26:36.050
the year yeah I can't think of many

0:26:32.690,0:26:38.810
things that are more gay than a bunch of

0:26:36.050,0:26:43.460
people showing up to throw rose petals

0:26:38.810,0:26:46.730
everywhere all the floats are made I'm

0:26:43.460,0:26:50.030
gonna be nuts it's I mean it's pretty

0:26:46.730,0:26:53.900
gay it's gay I mean if you watch the

0:26:50.030,0:26:58.220
Macy's Day Parade those floats are all

0:26:53.900,0:27:00.620
obviously gay they are all into same-sex

0:26:58.220,0:27:03.320
relationships those are same-sex

0:27:00.620,0:27:04.970
marriage floats yes all of those floats

0:27:03.320,0:27:08.510
are married we're not able to get

0:27:04.970,0:27:14.300
married prior to June of 2015 on my

0:27:08.510,0:27:16.190
birthday and so yeah so Kate it was

0:27:14.300,0:27:20.420
straight Pride Parade which was

0:27:16.190,0:27:25.280
marshaled by a really really gay guy

0:27:20.420,0:27:29.360
like super like super good flamboyantly

0:27:25.280,0:27:30.320
like his YouTube videos smell good he's

0:27:29.360,0:27:34.190
really gay

0:27:30.320,0:27:37.340
and so his arm and and then they have

0:27:34.190,0:27:39.410
the the trans flag and a guy dressed as

0:27:37.340,0:27:42.200
a basically a furry I mean a shark isn't

0:27:39.410,0:27:45.890
furry but it's in the furry Kingdom I

0:27:42.200,0:27:47.390
would assume you got a furry and and you

0:27:45.890,0:27:50.210
have a chronic masturbator

0:27:47.390,0:27:54.470
right I mean it it was like this was a

0:27:50.210,0:27:57.380
gay it was this wasn't just a gay parade

0:27:54.470,0:28:00.760
it was like a stereotypical dangerous

0:27:57.380,0:28:04.040
gay parade with masturbators and sharks

0:28:00.760,0:28:05.780
yeah I mean it was what it's only two

0:28:04.040,0:28:11.480
steps away from being the gay pride

0:28:05.780,0:28:18.830
parade in that it's gay or it would have

0:28:11.480,0:28:27.350
to say two steps back step down engage

0:28:18.830,0:28:28.610
this like good a gay parade that I

0:28:27.350,0:28:31.970
rested for I was talking to myself

0:28:28.610,0:28:34.770
aren't I no you're still here oh okay

0:28:31.970,0:28:37.500
yeah those a gay aggression parade

0:28:34.770,0:28:39.900
like an angry gay parade as opposed to

0:28:37.500,0:28:44.610
like a happy a happy well-adjusted gay

0:28:39.900,0:28:48.690
parade yeah so that happens that in

0:28:44.610,0:28:56.429
Boston so that happened that happened so

0:28:48.690,0:28:59.460
uh in other gay news episode this

0:28:56.429,0:29:01.620
episode about gayness this is gay this

0:28:59.460,0:29:06.660
is the hash hash tag but stuff nation

0:29:01.620,0:29:11.970
episode Kansas University the the famous

0:29:06.660,0:29:15.059
Jayhawks I was out there in Kansas okay

0:29:11.970,0:29:16.800
the faculty named it famous Jayhawk

0:29:15.059,0:29:18.480
yeah that's the that's their school

0:29:16.800,0:29:20.130
mascot the Jayhawks I believe it I

0:29:18.480,0:29:22.980
believe it's true I have it right here

0:29:20.130,0:29:25.980
in the notes that's how I know yeah

0:29:22.980,0:29:28.320
Kansas University faculty is staging

0:29:25.980,0:29:29.520
massive protests in doing a whole lot of

0:29:28.320,0:29:32.040
complaining because they want

0:29:29.520,0:29:36.059
chick-fil-a removed from campus for

0:29:32.040,0:29:38.370
being a bastion of bigotry after being

0:29:36.059,0:29:41.790
relocated from their previous location

0:29:38.370,0:29:45.809
which was not centrally located to prime

0:29:41.790,0:29:47.790
real estate on campus they also want to

0:29:45.809,0:29:52.260
get rid of the chick-fil-a coin toss at

0:29:47.790,0:29:56.820
the start of Jayhawks games and I am did

0:29:52.260,0:29:58.920
I lose you back okay good so yeah but

0:29:56.820,0:30:01.500
cool so chick-fil-a paid a bunch of

0:29:58.920,0:30:04.500
money in order to move from in order to

0:30:01.500,0:30:05.850
get the sponsorship of the coin toss so

0:30:04.500,0:30:07.500
at the beginning of every Jayhawks game

0:30:05.850,0:30:09.330
they're gonna go out there and the

0:30:07.500,0:30:10.650
announcers are gonna say and now

0:30:09.330,0:30:14.880
everybody turn your heads to the field

0:30:10.650,0:30:16.650
for the honorary chick-fil-a coin toss

0:30:14.880,0:30:18.809
where the ref will go out right only

0:30:16.650,0:30:20.520
flips the coin and somebody calls heads

0:30:18.809,0:30:22.620
or tails and then they say would you

0:30:20.520,0:30:25.860
like to take her receipt and people are

0:30:22.620,0:30:27.929
pissed off about this they have accused

0:30:25.860,0:30:29.580
university leaders of being more

0:30:27.929,0:30:31.980
concerned about money and corporate

0:30:29.580,0:30:34.110
sponsorship than the physical emotional

0:30:31.980,0:30:37.880
and mental well-being of marginalized

0:30:34.110,0:30:37.880
and LGBTQ people

0:30:38.300,0:30:44.330
now chick-fil-a was already at Kansas

0:30:41.250,0:30:46.530
they were already at Kansas University

0:30:44.330,0:30:48.540
people can't go there and they could get

0:30:46.530,0:30:51.040
their number ones with pepperjack

0:30:48.540,0:30:52.740
with the dr. pepper and extra Mayo

0:30:51.040,0:30:57.160
because that's the only way to get that

0:30:52.740,0:30:59.680
and extra pickles all they wanted could

0:30:57.160,0:31:01.330
already do it but they just moved them

0:30:59.680,0:31:04.390
from their one location to a more

0:31:01.330,0:31:06.309
central location right and that was the

0:31:04.390,0:31:08.309
straw that was the straw on that yeah

0:31:06.309,0:31:11.320
that was the straw that really uh that

0:31:08.309,0:31:15.790
was the straw that really broke that

0:31:11.320,0:31:17.559
back they move buildings and signed a

0:31:15.790,0:31:19.150
new five-year lease and that was where

0:31:17.559,0:31:21.370
they were like okay no we're done we

0:31:19.150,0:31:23.830
can't have this anymore but with the

0:31:21.370,0:31:25.000
move Kansas ended up saving 2.6 million

0:31:23.830,0:31:26.650
dollars that would have been required

0:31:25.000,0:31:29.890
for upgrades to their previous location

0:31:26.650,0:31:31.660
and we're required by the restaurant

0:31:29.890,0:31:33.429
contracts so they said look we get to

0:31:31.660,0:31:36.030
save 2.6 million dollars this way that

0:31:33.429,0:31:38.350
we can now spend on other things fruit

0:31:36.030,0:31:39.370
well not the students because you know

0:31:38.350,0:31:42.820
they don't actually spend money for

0:31:39.370,0:31:44.770
things for the students yet universe but

0:31:42.820,0:31:47.020
they save 2.6 million by making that

0:31:44.770,0:31:51.900
move and they also got chick-fil-a

0:31:47.020,0:31:51.900
sponsorship for the flipping of a coin

0:31:52.860,0:31:59.980
and so that's all gone now no they I

0:31:56.980,0:32:02.230
mean they're still fighting it they're

0:31:59.980,0:32:06.190
just here they are trying to get them

0:32:02.230,0:32:10.300
kicked out I have a feeling that the

0:32:06.190,0:32:14.170
vast majority of Kansas Jayhawk students

0:32:10.300,0:32:16.470
the famous Jayhawks I'm told don't give

0:32:14.170,0:32:19.390
a crap about this one way or the other

0:32:16.470,0:32:23.980
like I've met enough college students

0:32:19.390,0:32:25.240
that like the student union people care

0:32:23.980,0:32:27.250
about this stuff because they're all

0:32:25.240,0:32:31.000
like practicing to become you know

0:32:27.250,0:32:35.500
intersectional politicians who and we'll

0:32:31.000,0:32:41.260
be talking more about that later the

0:32:35.500,0:32:42.820
average students like all right so where

0:32:41.260,0:32:45.490
do I go to get the sandwich now like I

0:32:42.820,0:32:46.809
mean they like they don't they might

0:32:45.490,0:32:48.760
have an opinion but it's not terribly

0:32:46.809,0:32:52.120
strong just like the average person just

0:32:48.760,0:32:54.610
is like busy living their life and the

0:32:52.120,0:32:58.060
fact that a chicken sandwich is being

0:32:54.610,0:33:02.080
sold by a company that a few years ago

0:32:58.060,0:33:05.530
east owner of it used to give

0:33:02.080,0:33:09.280
money to some traditional family

0:33:05.530,0:33:11.770
organizations some of whom were opposed

0:33:09.280,0:33:13.660
same-sex marriage and now that's not

0:33:11.770,0:33:15.760
even an issue anymore because he's dead

0:33:13.660,0:33:18.610
same-sex marriage is now the law of the

0:33:15.760,0:33:21.280
land all 50 states and what their thing

0:33:18.610,0:33:26.830
is now that they're mad about is that

0:33:21.280,0:33:29.080
the one of the charities that the

0:33:26.830,0:33:34.780
chick-fil-a foundation gives to is the

0:33:29.080,0:33:35.710
Salvation Army yes but this elevator

0:33:34.780,0:33:38.170
that's what they're mad about

0:33:35.710,0:33:43.150
well the Salvation Army is historically

0:33:38.170,0:33:47.800
against same-sex marriage as well the

0:33:43.150,0:33:50.050
Salvation Army where do you go in the

0:33:47.800,0:33:51.940
winter that there isn't some poor Schmo

0:33:50.050,0:33:54.250
there out in front of the store

0:33:51.940,0:33:56.980
jingyan jingling the bell for the

0:33:54.250,0:33:59.920
Salvation Army right I like I mean the

0:33:56.980,0:34:02.740
Salvation or this is the hill that the

0:33:59.920,0:34:05.440
Student Union the Jayhawk Student Union

0:34:02.740,0:34:08.290
wants to really try to pepper it with

0:34:05.440,0:34:10.210
Jayhawk top that there this is what

0:34:08.290,0:34:14.830
they're willing to this is the hill that

0:34:10.210,0:34:19.870
they want to die on and now meanwhile if

0:34:14.830,0:34:23.290
they just sit back so everyone was happy

0:34:19.870,0:34:25.090
for a minute about Popeyes because

0:34:23.290,0:34:26.950
Popeyes came in and apparently was

0:34:25.090,0:34:31.540
selling a chicken sandwich that was even

0:34:26.950,0:34:34.720
better than chick-fil-a's and but

0:34:31.540,0:34:37.090
Popeyes is also Popeyes and if you've

0:34:34.720,0:34:39.100
never been to Popeyes you would if you

0:34:37.090,0:34:40.960
have ever been to Popeyes you would not

0:34:39.100,0:34:43.240
be surprised to hear that they've run

0:34:40.960,0:34:45.100
out of chicken sandwiches and will maybe

0:34:43.240,0:34:49.810
have them back sometime in October right

0:34:45.100,0:34:52.450
or not that's yeah sometime next month

0:34:49.810,0:34:55.870
maybe that sounds about right

0:34:52.450,0:34:59.290
for Popeye's organization I've been to a

0:34:55.870,0:35:01.150
Popeyes twice and one time I left

0:34:59.290,0:35:04.810
because there was a fight going on there

0:35:01.150,0:35:06.610
and between the staff and I think a

0:35:04.810,0:35:08.800
patron it might have just been someone's

0:35:06.610,0:35:13.480
girlfriend and then the other time I

0:35:08.800,0:35:15.460
went to Popeyes I wanted to try what was

0:35:13.480,0:35:16.869
it there catfish something another

0:35:15.460,0:35:18.970
and then I saw someone else had ordered

0:35:16.869,0:35:21.160
it and I looked at theirs and I thought

0:35:18.970,0:35:23.970
I'm not gonna try this and I actually

0:35:21.160,0:35:29.230
went to chick-fil-a instead that was

0:35:23.970,0:35:30.730
2004 13 anyway I remember but yeah so

0:35:29.230,0:35:32.349
anyone who was surprised to hear that

0:35:30.730,0:35:34.690
Popeyes failed them

0:35:32.349,0:35:36.070
so Popeyes basically came in made

0:35:34.690,0:35:37.720
everyone feel good for a little while

0:35:36.070,0:35:40.690
and then abandoned them

0:35:37.720,0:35:41.800
yes now this is not the first time

0:35:40.690,0:35:44.170
chick-fil-a's had to deal with us

0:35:41.800,0:35:46.390
obviously California Polytechnic State

0:35:44.170,0:35:48.820
Polytechnic State Polytechnic State

0:35:46.390,0:35:50.050
University and Trinity University are

0:35:48.820,0:35:53.369
pushing for the removal of chick-fil-a

0:35:50.050,0:35:56.470
from the campuses and San Antonio Texas

0:35:53.369,0:35:59.440
Airport famously banned them from the

0:35:56.470,0:36:03.869
airport that chick-fil-a is currently

0:35:59.440,0:36:06.760
fighting didn't didn't that trigger the

0:36:03.869,0:36:09.490
protect chick-fil-a rule in the Texas

0:36:06.760,0:36:12.760
like in that now a law in Texas that you

0:36:09.490,0:36:14.349
can't ban chick-fil-a or yeah it's um

0:36:12.760,0:36:16.330
it's they're working on it I don't know

0:36:14.349,0:36:17.770
if it's passed yet but yeah it's like

0:36:16.330,0:36:19.180
you can't discriminate against a

0:36:17.770,0:36:22.570
business or something but it's the

0:36:19.180,0:36:25.240
protect chick-fil-a law it's it's to

0:36:22.570,0:36:28.089
protect your cause the law particularly

0:36:25.240,0:36:32.770
I know you can't see the comments but

0:36:28.089,0:36:36.119
right now we have super fans top fans

0:36:32.770,0:36:41.950
Facebook like badge approved top fans

0:36:36.119,0:36:44.349
shown head in Jacob LaBelle getting into

0:36:41.950,0:36:46.420
a disagreement on who can do the better

0:36:44.349,0:36:48.070
I believe this is a fried chicken

0:36:46.420,0:36:49.839
cookout yeah fried chicken cook out

0:36:48.070,0:36:54.839
between the two of them and they have to

0:36:49.839,0:36:58.030
do enough for 25 people so we better be

0:36:54.839,0:37:01.330
invited to that yeah because we

0:36:58.030,0:37:04.660
facilitated this little tete-a-tete in

0:37:01.330,0:37:06.119
the first place so I I want to be there

0:37:04.660,0:37:10.030
I don't know I

0:37:06.119,0:37:14.950
Jacob lives in Minnesota so does John

0:37:10.030,0:37:18.790
lives in Florida okay well I'm in

0:37:14.950,0:37:20.950
Georgia I'm in Florida so so I mean

0:37:18.790,0:37:23.349
we're both relatively close to Shawn and

0:37:20.950,0:37:25.180
then we can circle back we could circle

0:37:23.349,0:37:26.850
back to take up circle I'm just outside

0:37:25.180,0:37:29.110
of Atlanta we'll circle back

0:37:26.850,0:37:33.940
[Laughter]

0:37:29.110,0:37:35.260
1800 miles that way I listen to anyone

0:37:33.940,0:37:39.400
anytime anyone wants to cook off

0:37:35.260,0:37:41.950
anything I support that as a taste

0:37:39.400,0:37:45.370
tester I mean that if more eighties

0:37:41.950,0:37:47.440
movies went to the cook-off battle as

0:37:45.370,0:37:48.730
opposed to the street dance battle I

0:37:47.440,0:37:51.670
probably would have liked a lot more of

0:37:48.730,0:37:53.020
the movies the 80s would have never

0:37:51.670,0:37:55.240
ended if it had been that way that's

0:37:53.020,0:37:59.620
true like either that or everybody only

0:37:55.240,0:38:03.160
died of like heart disease well for them

0:37:59.620,0:38:07.120
it would have never ended it's like how

0:38:03.160,0:38:09.250
the 1800s never ended for Timmy it's

0:38:07.120,0:38:12.100
it's still the antebellum era for poor

0:38:09.250,0:38:14.410
Timmy that's wrong actually I think that

0:38:12.100,0:38:15.880
was after the antebellum era but it was

0:38:14.410,0:38:18.340
it was the it was the it was the

0:38:15.880,0:38:20.890
westward expansion era for Timmy forever

0:38:18.340,0:38:22.000
which you know in a way is kind of a

0:38:20.890,0:38:23.770
nice favor to Timmy

0:38:22.000,0:38:26.260
if you think about it it is he doesn't

0:38:23.770,0:38:30.580
have to deal with hurricanes that don't

0:38:26.260,0:38:33.670
move he I mean he's the one that broke

0:38:30.580,0:38:36.490
his own leg so you know stopped jumping

0:38:33.670,0:38:38.500
off the wheel Timmy right exactly I keep

0:38:36.490,0:38:40.090
this real shiny not so you slip on it

0:38:38.500,0:38:42.210
Tim like the whole point of it is to

0:38:40.090,0:38:47.920
continue traveling what are you doing

0:38:42.210,0:38:57.220
now we have to eat you so the nice smoke

0:38:47.920,0:39:00.040
Timmy I will say that people at I will

0:38:57.220,0:39:02.740
say that somebody at Kansas got it right

0:39:00.040,0:39:04.300
because they were like the the

0:39:02.740,0:39:06.970
administrators aren't going to be

0:39:04.300,0:39:09.190
listening to you if you just do if you

0:39:06.970,0:39:10.900
if you're sitting here fighting walk

0:39:09.190,0:39:12.460
over to Popeyes which is across the

0:39:10.900,0:39:15.190
street and get your chicken sandwich

0:39:12.460,0:39:17.380
there and right like I was like hey

0:39:15.190,0:39:19.750
that's novel instead of being way

0:39:17.380,0:39:22.120
instead of running these protests and

0:39:19.750,0:39:25.270
demanding they get rid of it just go to

0:39:22.120,0:39:27.490
Popeyes or go to windows go so well but

0:39:25.270,0:39:32.470
don't go to McDonald's go anywhere else

0:39:27.490,0:39:34.480
just not McDonough ever ever ever ever

0:39:32.470,0:39:37.000
for anything right you got don't go to

0:39:34.480,0:39:39.370
McDonald's go to go to Burger King go to

0:39:37.000,0:39:41.859
anywhere else just not you can get a

0:39:39.370,0:39:45.609
taco from Burger King I don't care

0:39:41.859,0:39:48.999
no dog who to mcnaught you could don't

0:39:45.609,0:39:52.329
do the head either but you could go to

0:39:48.999,0:39:54.640
sonic go to crystals or sonic oh yeah

0:39:52.329,0:39:57.940
you go to get the tater tots tater tots

0:39:54.640,0:40:00.759
it sucker oh my god sonica tater tots

0:39:57.940,0:40:03.069
are good right I had forgotten about

0:40:00.759,0:40:05.529
those until this moment I never forget

0:40:03.069,0:40:07.390
about this okay so there's the story

0:40:05.529,0:40:09.009
token taco it's a Burger King now

0:40:07.390,0:40:13.779
there's a story I have about sonic tater

0:40:09.009,0:40:15.579
tots good back in my drinking days which

0:40:13.779,0:40:18.759
by the way Saturday will be five years

0:40:15.579,0:40:20.049
no alcohol oh wow congratulations thanks

0:40:18.759,0:40:25.029
which means that this Thursday is my

0:40:20.049,0:40:28.420
annual Show with Adam Freeman oh good

0:40:25.029,0:40:31.150
yeah but so back in my drinking days I

0:40:28.420,0:40:35.739
was living in Virginia and my buddy

0:40:31.150,0:40:36.999
one of my buddies Mike he and I went

0:40:35.739,0:40:38.650
down to see a different buddy of ours

0:40:36.999,0:40:40.420
I'm I'm gonna leave his name out of this

0:40:38.650,0:40:42.849
because his wife would be very upset by

0:40:40.420,0:40:45.130
this story and so we went down to go

0:40:42.849,0:40:48.150
visit him and we were drinking we were

0:40:45.130,0:40:50.650
having a good time and we end up getting

0:40:48.150,0:41:04.119
Jacob LaBelle says Burger King tacos are

0:40:50.650,0:41:07.979
dank because Shane Sweeney wants to tell

0:41:04.119,0:41:11.259
us about the wonders of tilapia and then

0:41:07.979,0:41:14.680
and then Jacob wants to tell us that

0:41:11.259,0:41:18.009
Burger King dank it's not jack in the

0:41:14.680,0:41:20.739
box man come on if you mean Jake as in

0:41:18.009,0:41:24.489
musty and filled with bacteria like a

0:41:20.739,0:41:27.430
dank dark room or a dank dungeon

0:41:24.489,0:41:33.959
filled with the torturing of political

0:41:27.430,0:41:38.440
prisoners that yes right that I agree

0:41:33.959,0:41:40.269
so we're so we go out I'm trying to

0:41:38.440,0:41:43.180
remember Mike and I may have shown up

0:41:40.269,0:41:45.759
drunk it's it's tough to say I was kind

0:41:43.180,0:41:48.699
of in a haze of always being drunk but

0:41:45.759,0:41:52.700
we're at his house and we're at our

0:41:48.699,0:41:55.050
other friend's house and we're

0:41:52.700,0:41:58.079
Mike and I are starving because we're

0:41:55.050,0:42:00.089
hammered and Mike starts saying that he

0:41:58.079,0:42:02.040
wants sonic and he's like I want sonic I

0:42:00.089,0:42:05.250
needed Sonic I need those tots

0:42:02.040,0:42:07.069
I need those tots and there's like I'm

0:42:05.250,0:42:11.130
not going to get you tots and he's like

0:42:07.069,0:42:14.369
Dave I will get a hooker to give you a

0:42:11.130,0:42:17.460
handjob if you go and get me some Sonic

0:42:14.369,0:42:21.000
tots with chili and cheese on it to

0:42:17.460,0:42:24.359
which Dave said no because they wasn't

0:42:21.000,0:42:25.650
supposed to say the name because I you

0:42:24.359,0:42:27.869
don't know which day there's so many

0:42:25.650,0:42:29.819
there's so many days but I mean she's

0:42:27.869,0:42:33.060
already freaking caves his wife will

0:42:29.819,0:42:34.980
know yes so dave was like I'm not no

0:42:33.060,0:42:36.990
because dave is an upstanding wholesome

0:42:34.980,0:42:38.250
person that I can't believe they would

0:42:36.990,0:42:39.839
never do something like that that's

0:42:38.250,0:42:41.790
disgusting it would never do something

0:42:39.839,0:42:52.410
but we'll just say that Mike got his

0:42:41.790,0:42:53.910
tots and anyway go ahead you know I was

0:42:52.410,0:43:02.220
like man that's a really expensive way

0:42:53.910,0:43:10.530
to get taters outs but that's speaking

0:43:02.220,0:43:14.579
let's it's fine no why pay someone to do

0:43:10.530,0:43:22.560
something that I myself can do far

0:43:14.579,0:43:27.030
better let's be honest I mean you you're

0:43:22.560,0:43:30.960
not wrong I mean you're I've got many a

0:43:27.030,0:43:35.010
year experience I mean I know what I'm

0:43:30.960,0:43:37.470
doing and it's free yeah yeah and

0:43:35.010,0:43:39.030
there's no commitment and I can fit it

0:43:37.470,0:43:42.240
into my schedule I don't have to work

0:43:39.030,0:43:45.599
around somebody else I can literally you

0:43:42.240,0:43:52.140
know I work from home and and this is

0:43:45.599,0:43:54.569
like what why why would you pay I didn't

0:43:52.140,0:43:57.599
recall the tater tots being that good oh

0:43:54.569,0:44:00.270
they're good but no I know they're good

0:43:57.599,0:44:02.940
I that's a lot of money mr. tater dog

0:44:00.270,0:44:04.560
yeah I mean I thought that it was wildly

0:44:02.940,0:44:06.270
outrageous to spend that kind of money

0:44:04.560,0:44:09.630
sonic tater tots

0:44:06.270,0:44:11.610
downright exorbitant but if I was Sonic

0:44:09.630,0:44:13.200
I would use that as my advertising

0:44:11.610,0:44:15.619
campaign I'd be like somebody one time

0:44:13.200,0:44:20.180
paid a hooker to give somebody else a an

0:44:15.619,0:44:22.910
HJ just to get some tots

0:44:20.180,0:44:26.310
you don't need to know anything else

0:44:22.910,0:44:29.280
that's like just that right would you

0:44:26.310,0:44:31.710
have those two guys explain this or

0:44:29.280,0:44:35.460
recreate the scene you know the two guys

0:44:31.710,0:44:37.050
that are in all the Sonics adds the two

0:44:35.460,0:44:38.310
I thought you meant I thought you meant

0:44:37.050,0:44:40.440
Mike and Dave I was like I don't think

0:44:38.310,0:44:44.369
they would know I know was ephemeral I'd

0:44:40.440,0:44:46.890
be married no no no not not not Mike and

0:44:44.369,0:44:48.330
Dave I mean the two guys that are always

0:44:46.890,0:44:52.410
in the Sonics ads have them like

0:44:48.330,0:44:53.790
recreate that particular scene I think

0:44:52.410,0:44:56.700
that I think that that would be their

0:44:53.790,0:45:01.230
number one commercial talk about viral

0:44:56.700,0:45:05.550
advertising speaking of speaking of

0:45:01.230,0:45:07.830
hookers what I don't I don't have the

0:45:05.550,0:45:09.350
notes I know I was like man I've can't

0:45:07.830,0:45:13.470
wait to see how this one goes

0:45:09.350,0:45:16.440
speaking of hookers give me a second I

0:45:13.470,0:45:20.340
gotta figure this yeah speaking of dirty

0:45:16.440,0:45:26.520
hookers Hong Kong chief except Terry Lam

0:45:20.340,0:45:30.619
oh who is definitely doing every fucker

0:45:26.520,0:45:35.490
yeah he is a chief who Kerr in charge

0:45:30.619,0:45:39.390
she has admitted that what she has done

0:45:35.490,0:45:40.980
with the extradition law the extradition

0:45:39.390,0:45:44.220
treaty that they were getting ready to

0:45:40.980,0:45:46.260
sign with China she says that she

0:45:44.220,0:45:49.530
sparked huge havoc plunging her city

0:45:46.260,0:45:53.460
into political crisis she followed it up

0:45:49.530,0:45:58.020
by saying she would resign if she had a

0:45:53.460,0:45:59.390
choice and asked for forgiveness now all

0:45:58.020,0:46:02.910
of this is happening

0:45:59.390,0:46:05.070
well the protests have been getting much

0:46:02.910,0:46:06.630
worse the police yeah

0:46:05.070,0:46:09.690
the police have been spraying the

0:46:06.630,0:46:12.200
protesters would blue die so that way

0:46:09.690,0:46:15.330
they can arrest them later

0:46:12.200,0:46:17.690
it's like marking them and letting them

0:46:15.330,0:46:20.839
go about the public that's like

0:46:17.690,0:46:24.559
oh you're blue we'll get we'll get you

0:46:20.839,0:46:26.539
later blue guy yeah the protestors are

0:46:24.559,0:46:28.490
physically picking up canisters of tear

0:46:26.539,0:46:29.359
gas and dropping them into liquid

0:46:28.490,0:46:32.059
nitrogen

0:46:29.359,0:46:35.720
yeah it's turning him into turning them

0:46:32.059,0:46:38.059
into it's harmless solid form right

0:46:35.720,0:46:40.819
I love these protests that's like some

0:46:38.059,0:46:42.619
4d that's like real for DHS like okay

0:46:40.819,0:46:45.670
there Thrones here gasps at us what do

0:46:42.619,0:46:48.799
we do get some liquid nitrogen liquid

0:46:45.670,0:46:52.099
nitrogen when they throw it at us we

0:46:48.799,0:46:57.700
just drop it in there problem solved

0:46:52.099,0:47:01.220
we're already wearing the masks these

0:46:57.700,0:47:03.470
these protesters are like I mean there

0:47:01.220,0:47:05.599
are so many Asian stereotypes about them

0:47:03.470,0:47:08.359
being like off-the-charts brilliant you

0:47:05.599,0:47:10.700
throw tier 2 ass at them and they you

0:47:08.359,0:47:12.799
know cones over them and and put liquid

0:47:10.700,0:47:14.510
nitrogen in them and like it's like

0:47:12.799,0:47:16.490
they're unstoppable and they're like

0:47:14.510,0:47:18.589
they come out with band saws and take

0:47:16.490,0:47:21.289
down all the facial-recognition towers

0:47:18.589,0:47:25.190
like I mean these are not people I'd

0:47:21.289,0:47:27.619
want to have against me no gun even if I

0:47:25.190,0:47:29.869
eat even if I controlled a massive

0:47:27.619,0:47:31.849
police state I would still like I'd be

0:47:29.869,0:47:34.130
like okay how can these people be on my

0:47:31.849,0:47:36.260
side and and you know or at least be you

0:47:34.130,0:47:37.700
know even if we have an uneasy peace how

0:47:36.260,0:47:39.579
can I have these people not protesting

0:47:37.700,0:47:42.380
me cuz they're out here with umbrellas

0:47:39.579,0:47:45.740
taking down a police state imagine if

0:47:42.380,0:47:47.329
they were armed oh my lord if they were

0:47:45.740,0:47:48.859
it would already be over it would be

0:47:47.329,0:47:50.329
over it would already be off it would

0:47:48.859,0:47:52.809
already be over it would not only would

0:47:50.329,0:47:54.890
it be over but it would now be like

0:47:52.809,0:47:57.380
destabilizing the Chinese government

0:47:54.890,0:47:59.990
like the only thing that is keeping the

0:47:57.380,0:48:02.240
police state in Hong Kong and in China

0:47:59.990,0:48:05.150
in mainland China or the rest of China

0:48:02.240,0:48:07.279
going is the fact that all of these

0:48:05.150,0:48:11.950
people the strongest things they have

0:48:07.279,0:48:14.510
are umbrellas and band saws and and

0:48:11.950,0:48:16.910
liquid nitrogen like if they have and

0:48:14.510,0:48:19.760
like guns

0:48:16.910,0:48:21.260
Blee different lovable oh yeah and I

0:48:19.760,0:48:23.270
have a I have a feeling that's coming

0:48:21.260,0:48:25.400
next like if this continues they're

0:48:23.270,0:48:26.930
gonna start getting guns and then it's

0:48:25.400,0:48:29.420
gonna just ratchet up to a whole

0:48:26.930,0:48:31.369
different level and it so recently

0:48:29.420,0:48:35.240
Beijing has made vague threat

0:48:31.369,0:48:36.859
of military action so Beijing could

0:48:35.240,0:48:39.109
potentially start doing a military

0:48:36.859,0:48:42.799
strike on the people of Hong Kong and

0:48:39.109,0:48:44.809
they've made so this past week there

0:48:42.799,0:48:46.339
were more Airport protests which is kind

0:48:44.809,0:48:48.529
of where this entire thing got kicked

0:48:46.339,0:48:50.089
off was at the airport city right right

0:48:48.529,0:48:54.289
and they've been doing a boycott of the

0:48:50.089,0:48:56.420
school so nobody's been going so China

0:48:54.289,0:48:58.490
has mass troops inside of Hong Kong and

0:48:56.420,0:49:01.160
across the southern border of China just

0:48:58.490,0:49:06.049
across the I don't remember the name of

0:49:01.160,0:49:08.630
that straight that's right there that

0:49:06.049,0:49:12.410
yeah anyway on the southern border I get

0:49:08.630,0:49:14.299
I can even see it in my head yeah but

0:49:12.410,0:49:16.999
yeah along the ground along the southern

0:49:14.299,0:49:19.039
border of China across across the

0:49:16.999,0:49:21.349
waterway to Hong Kong

0:49:19.039,0:49:23.630
they're they're amassing troops there's

0:49:21.349,0:49:25.970
like China is ramping up to something

0:49:23.630,0:49:28.069
and the people right and the people at

0:49:25.970,0:49:30.589
the people who are protesting in Hong

0:49:28.069,0:49:33.680
Kong aren't backing down well yeah

0:49:30.589,0:49:36.829
they do not care they are like no we are

0:49:33.680,0:49:38.749
our own state yeah we have to live kind

0:49:36.829,0:49:40.640
of by your laws but we are our own thing

0:49:38.749,0:49:42.559
and they are fighting right right and

0:49:40.640,0:49:44.660
this all started because of one bad law

0:49:42.559,0:49:46.220
and if they had guns like we said if

0:49:44.660,0:49:49.299
they were armed if they had a Second

0:49:46.220,0:49:51.769
Amendment if they had democracy it's not

0:49:49.299,0:50:00.079
that I'm a fan of democracy because you

0:49:51.769,0:50:03.489
know gang rape is bad and that was a

0:50:00.079,0:50:03.489
terrible time for you to freeze on me

0:50:05.349,0:50:10.489
but if they had these things they they

0:50:08.989,0:50:12.920
would have be in such a better position

0:50:10.489,0:50:14.509
to like actually be able to fight these

0:50:12.920,0:50:18.380
things instead they're fighting it oh

0:50:14.509,0:50:21.829
yeah with umbrellas and just why we wit

0:50:18.380,0:50:23.539
which is amazing yeah it's it's a crack

0:50:21.829,0:50:25.549
like I'm just picturing like you know

0:50:23.539,0:50:27.440
it's almost like you know Planet of the

0:50:25.549,0:50:30.019
Apes were like the humans go and like

0:50:27.440,0:50:32.239
try to do stuff and the Apes just end up

0:50:30.019,0:50:33.980
taking their weapons and like using it

0:50:32.239,0:50:36.109
again like like you can't outsmart these

0:50:33.980,0:50:37.730
Apes and I'm not comparing them to Apes

0:50:36.109,0:50:38.599
I'm comparing them to the characters in

0:50:37.730,0:50:39.980
the movie

0:50:38.599,0:50:41.180
remember they were just so crafty that

0:50:39.980,0:50:42.140
there were anything you threw at him

0:50:41.180,0:50:44.509
they'd end up was like

0:50:42.140,0:50:44.810
jujitsu they'd you know take it big be

0:50:44.509,0:50:46.610
like

0:50:44.810,0:50:48.590
water and take it from you and you know

0:50:46.610,0:50:50.030
now they've got it I just picture like

0:50:48.590,0:50:52.490
you know they come in with you know

0:50:50.030,0:50:55.610
tanks or whatever the Chinese do and

0:50:52.490,0:50:57.170
then the Hong Kong people you know pour

0:50:55.610,0:50:58.820
some chemical on the tank and it

0:50:57.170,0:51:00.380
evaporates and they'd like you know what

0:50:58.820,0:51:02.030
like I mean I it just seems like

0:51:00.380,0:51:04.190
whatever they're throwing at these

0:51:02.030,0:51:07.610
people they just keep coming back harder

0:51:04.190,0:51:09.500
and it just keeps intensifying and I

0:51:07.610,0:51:13.100
think something's gonna come to a real

0:51:09.500,0:51:15.470
head and I think that all police states

0:51:13.100,0:51:18.350
are paper tigers and what I mean by that

0:51:15.470,0:51:20.740
is you've got less than 1% of the

0:51:18.350,0:51:24.470
population trying to control the other

0:51:20.740,0:51:27.080
99% and the way they keep that control

0:51:24.470,0:51:29.180
is that they recognize that the vast

0:51:27.080,0:51:32.240
vast majority of people aren't going to

0:51:29.180,0:51:33.800
actually like fight against them so when

0:51:32.240,0:51:35.630
someone does they just come down hard

0:51:33.800,0:51:37.220
but as soon as like one or two percent

0:51:35.630,0:51:39.020
of the populations fighting against them

0:51:37.220,0:51:42.890
they're outnumbered and then the other

0:51:39.020,0:51:44.270
97% is looking at this and goes oh yeah

0:51:42.890,0:51:46.520
I guess we have way more power than we

0:51:44.270,0:51:49.040
thought so like even the most you know

0:51:46.520,0:51:53.240
brutal police state like a North Korea

0:51:49.040,0:51:55.760
or China or whatever like once the

0:51:53.240,0:51:57.800
people there realize that they vastly

0:51:55.760,0:52:00.140
outnumber the people that would try to

0:51:57.800,0:52:02.360
oppress them it's over real quickly and

0:52:00.140,0:52:03.980
this could I mean I don't know this but

0:52:02.360,0:52:07.820
it could this could be a domino effect

0:52:03.980,0:52:10.070
this could be like the Asian Spring yeah

0:52:07.820,0:52:12.230
what what we're seeing what we're seeing

0:52:10.070,0:52:17.720
happening over in China right now and

0:52:12.230,0:52:20.000
Hong Kong specifically right is it's

0:52:17.720,0:52:21.500
hopeful like you see people fighting for

0:52:20.000,0:52:24.440
their freedom fighting for being able to

0:52:21.500,0:52:26.290
have what they want in order to to

0:52:24.440,0:52:28.700
succeed where they need to succeed right

0:52:26.290,0:52:31.010
and yes this could be the domino effect

0:52:28.700,0:52:33.080
where it just starts toppling over and

0:52:31.010,0:52:35.200
over and over up to the point where

0:52:33.080,0:52:37.970
people are just fighting for freedom

0:52:35.200,0:52:40.700
literally everywhere and it just yeah

0:52:37.970,0:52:43.910
because people were like no if you do if

0:52:40.700,0:52:45.140
you if you want to extradite us screw

0:52:43.910,0:52:49.190
you you're not going to do it I'm not

0:52:45.140,0:52:53.090
gonna let you do it right right yeah it

0:52:49.190,0:52:54.320
feels like a V for Vendetta situation

0:52:53.090,0:52:57.710
where it's like this thing is spreading

0:52:54.320,0:52:58.700
and the more they try to stop it the

0:52:57.710,0:53:00.440
bigger it gets

0:52:58.700,0:53:04.010
and it just keeps becoming more

0:53:00.440,0:53:06.470
effective and everyone's talking about

0:53:04.010,0:53:08.990
it it's crazy stuff we said this in the

0:53:06.470,0:53:10.670
last episode two weeks ago imagine if we

0:53:08.990,0:53:13.760
said two things imagine if the people of

0:53:10.670,0:53:16.519
Hong Kong were as armed as the American

0:53:13.760,0:53:19.700
people and imagine if the American

0:53:16.519,0:53:22.250
people had even a smidgen of the resolve

0:53:19.700,0:53:24.079
of the people of Hong Kong either of

0:53:22.250,0:53:26.299
those scenarios would result in a

0:53:24.079,0:53:27.829
complete ending of the of the you know

0:53:26.299,0:53:30.019
oppression that we see in both of these

0:53:27.829,0:53:31.490
places and you know we don't have the

0:53:30.019,0:53:33.980
resolve and they don't want the guns so

0:53:31.490,0:53:36.170
maybe we can get together and trade some

0:53:33.980,0:53:37.970
resolve for guns and maybe get something

0:53:36.170,0:53:40.039
done or something I'm not really sure

0:53:37.970,0:53:44.029
how that what the exchange rate on that

0:53:40.039,0:53:48.640
is like I'll give you two resolves okay

0:53:44.029,0:53:51.079
thank you perfect here they are here's

0:53:48.640,0:53:54.289
here's a goodnight launcher for this

0:53:51.079,0:53:57.200
resolve you've given me thank you so

0:53:54.289,0:53:58.720
yeah I mean the Hong Kong protests

0:53:57.200,0:54:00.829
they're not going anywhere for a while

0:53:58.720,0:54:04.579
now I think that they're going to keep

0:54:00.829,0:54:10.069
going and we're just gonna have to see

0:54:04.579,0:54:13.339
what happens in hopefully chief exec

0:54:10.069,0:54:17.210
Carrie Lam or LOM dirty hooker dirty

0:54:13.339,0:54:20.000
hooker dirty hooker Carrie LOM hopefully

0:54:17.210,0:54:22.519
she figures out a way to resign because

0:54:20.000,0:54:24.140
she says she doesn't have a choice yeah

0:54:22.519,0:54:26.779
what was what was that about so she's

0:54:24.140,0:54:29.450
not able to resign that's yeah so she's

0:54:26.779,0:54:32.839
saying that she's saying that because

0:54:29.450,0:54:34.970
she was appointed and China has accepted

0:54:32.839,0:54:36.680
her she can't just go okay I'm done like

0:54:34.970,0:54:38.720
she can't step away like that's her

0:54:36.680,0:54:40.160
argument for it and she's trying to get

0:54:38.720,0:54:41.809
people to feel sorry for her because she

0:54:40.160,0:54:42.980
can't go out to get her hair done or go

0:54:41.809,0:54:45.980
to a restaurant because any time she

0:54:42.980,0:54:47.690
goes to help people like confront her

0:54:45.980,0:54:49.069
constantly and I mean well you kind of

0:54:47.690,0:54:50.720
brought that on yourself didn't you

0:54:49.069,0:54:55.670
you had to know they were gonna be a

0:54:50.720,0:54:58.220
little upset about this and she still

0:54:55.670,0:55:00.200
hasn't taken this bill or had they done

0:54:58.220,0:55:01.849
that now cuz I know they had tabled it I

0:55:00.200,0:55:03.529
think we or it could get voted on any

0:55:01.849,0:55:05.569
time but have they actually taken it off

0:55:03.529,0:55:07.339
now I don't think that so it's like off

0:55:05.569,0:55:09.230
but it hasn't been killed so like I

0:55:07.339,0:55:12.170
think it's still take like I haven't

0:55:09.230,0:55:13.849
read anything about them killing it

0:55:12.170,0:55:17.089
killing it so just tell the damn thing

0:55:13.849,0:55:20.900
like kill the bill it goes away just

0:55:17.089,0:55:24.530
kill the bill like if at this point you

0:55:20.900,0:55:26.270
really think that you're gonna just you

0:55:24.530,0:55:27.619
know time is gonna heal this wound and

0:55:26.270,0:55:29.690
people are gonna just get sick like

0:55:27.619,0:55:31.520
people are talking about revolution

0:55:29.690,0:55:33.500
right now and rioting give me liberty or

0:55:31.520,0:55:35.869
give me death it's becoming bigger than

0:55:33.500,0:55:37.250
the stupid bill kill the bill because

0:55:35.869,0:55:37.760
that was a catalyst for the whole damn

0:55:37.250,0:55:39.680
thing

0:55:37.760,0:55:41.660
no one's going they're not gonna just

0:55:39.680,0:55:43.760
get over it like they're moving on to

0:55:41.660,0:55:46.130
other stuff because you won't kill this

0:55:43.760,0:55:47.960
stupid bill and and try to bring some

0:55:46.130,0:55:50.599
like you know order and calm to the

0:55:47.960,0:55:53.510
thing right so I don't know I it's it's

0:55:50.599,0:55:58.400
crazy stuff but it it is very heartening

0:55:53.510,0:56:01.030
to watch like a fairly robust police

0:55:58.400,0:56:03.859
state try to stop something and just get

0:56:01.030,0:56:09.319
owned every time they try to solve it

0:56:03.859,0:56:10.549
right um so yeah hopefully we hear a lot

0:56:09.319,0:56:12.530
more about it and do you know what an

0:56:10.549,0:56:17.839
easy way to hear hear about that would

0:56:12.530,0:56:20.960
be it would it be if you had a podcast

0:56:17.839,0:56:22.819
it would be if you had a podcast and oh

0:56:20.960,0:56:24.530
my goodness and I don't know if you know

0:56:22.819,0:56:27.170
this but anchor is the easiest way to

0:56:24.530,0:56:29.000
make a podcast I don't know anything

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and many more many more well Matt this

0:57:14.210,0:57:18.260
all sounds amazing but here's my concern

0:57:16.369,0:57:20.630
I just want to know two things well I'd

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be able to make money from my podcast

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you know you can make money from your

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but but now but that

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now wait a minute because that's not my

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only question okay you see my other

0:57:31.370,0:57:36.290
question was so I can make money with my

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podcast but surely there's there's some

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kind of I don't know what a minimum

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that yes you know for many months ago

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here with your AOC Millenial minute just

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quickfire questions or at least topics

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I'd love to hear your guys's thoughts on

0:59:41.650,0:59:47.089
what just happened in the g7 and Donald

0:59:44.359,0:59:52.940
Trump trying to get Russia in there and

0:59:47.089,0:59:58.309
I guess make it a g8 also the upcoming I

0:59:52.940,0:59:59.869
guess third democratic debate and how it

0:59:58.309,1:00:03.349
looks like we're only gonna have ten so

0:59:59.869,1:00:05.000
probably just one night of that and the

1:00:03.349,1:00:06.890
requirements to be on there

1:00:05.000,1:00:08.569
looks like we've also got you know kind

1:00:06.890,1:00:13.299
of you know three maybe four

1:00:08.569,1:00:16.549
frontrunners you know Biden Warren

1:00:13.299,1:00:18.049
Sanders and then possibly Harris and are

1:00:16.549,1:00:19.579
those really the top four at this point

1:00:18.049,1:00:23.900
and then probably the most important

1:00:19.579,1:00:32.660
Sean Spicer being on Dancing with the

1:00:23.900,1:00:34.460
Stars I didn't I didn't know I think my

1:00:32.660,1:00:36.950
thoughts on that or that I'm gonna watch

1:00:34.460,1:00:38.630
Dancing with the Stars at least for a

1:00:36.950,1:00:40.609
couple episodes until it gets kicked off

1:00:38.630,1:00:41.869
right I mean if they're if they are

1:00:40.609,1:00:43.490
trying to go after their conservative

1:00:41.869,1:00:47.240
base they're they're nailing it with

1:00:43.490,1:00:50.270
some Sean Spicer oh god that's a

1:00:47.240,1:00:52.790
throwback that's a can you imagine the

1:00:50.270,1:00:54.950
plot twist if Sean Spicer turns out to

1:00:52.790,1:00:57.500
be like a really good ballroom dancer

1:00:54.950,1:00:59.329
and you know runs the damn thing he

1:00:57.500,1:01:02.450
women now that's what people known him

1:00:59.329,1:01:05.059
as he goes on to compete in the Olympics

1:01:02.450,1:01:08.839
the American Olympic ballroom dancing

1:01:05.059,1:01:11.210
team to become like the greatest

1:01:08.839,1:01:13.240
ballroom dancer gold medalist Sean

1:01:11.210,1:01:18.140
Spicer

1:01:13.240,1:01:21.530
that is funny so the g-seven I don't

1:01:18.140,1:01:29.180
care I just don't yeah I mean so this is

1:01:21.530,1:01:32.930
statecraft stuff and I mean that the

1:01:29.180,1:01:34.940
purpose of the g7 g8 whatever in the g20

1:01:32.930,1:01:37.430
and all these other things or we're

1:01:34.940,1:01:40.970
heads of state get together make

1:01:37.430,1:01:42.770
proclamations sign multilateral treaties

1:01:40.970,1:01:43.340
that have already been agreed to but

1:01:42.770,1:01:46.130
they do

1:01:43.340,1:01:48.170
these big ceremonies to make it seem

1:01:46.130,1:01:50.660
like there's a reason to spend all this

1:01:48.170,1:01:52.700
money for a bunch of heads to state to

1:01:50.660,1:01:55.760
get together and waste everyone's damn

1:01:52.700,1:01:57.680
time so like I don't it's not like major

1:01:55.760,1:02:00.500
breakthroughs happen they're like this

1:01:57.680,1:02:02.510
isn't the you know this isn't the days

1:02:00.500,1:02:04.820
of the Oregon Trail where you have to

1:02:02.510,1:02:07.360
meet someone in person to talk to them

1:02:04.820,1:02:11.000
and make a deal like you know

1:02:07.360,1:02:14.030
Timmy's gone and and and now I think

1:02:11.000,1:02:16.690
word thank God thank God right I didn't

1:02:14.030,1:02:19.970
even really like Timmy he tasted amazing

1:02:16.690,1:02:22.400
but he was dragging down the party he

1:02:19.970,1:02:24.680
really went to the spices the natives

1:02:22.400,1:02:28.130
traded us for bullets that kid

1:02:24.680,1:02:30.350
absolutely that kid hates so much

1:02:28.130,1:02:32.030
freaking Buffalo and then what does he

1:02:30.350,1:02:37.520
do he gets fat and he breaks his leg

1:02:32.030,1:02:40.100
mm-hmm it's absurd yep and so you've got

1:02:37.520,1:02:43.070
you know we live in an era where you can

1:02:40.100,1:02:45.530
talk to people you know in video calls

1:02:43.070,1:02:47.570
online like the idea that these meetings

1:02:45.530,1:02:50.240
are as crucial as people try to make

1:02:47.570,1:02:53.680
them out to be they're really not I know

1:02:50.240,1:02:57.470
people were saying oh you know that just

1:02:53.680,1:03:00.970
Donald Trump's bag Russia because he's

1:02:57.470,1:03:05.990
trying to you know get the Russians to

1:03:00.970,1:03:08.000
be back in the g7 or whatever I honestly

1:03:05.990,1:03:10.420
like it just feels like a lot of soap

1:03:08.000,1:03:15.410
opera statecraft stuff that isn't really

1:03:10.420,1:03:18.200
like I mean I think my only impression

1:03:15.410,1:03:21.350
it's like I would much rather be hearing

1:03:18.200,1:03:23.780
about the US and Russia like arguing

1:03:21.350,1:03:26.540
over you know whether they can be in the

1:03:23.780,1:03:29.570
same Club as opposed to like threatening

1:03:26.540,1:03:31.100
to bomb each other like right so in that

1:03:29.570,1:03:33.530
and that way I like that there's a

1:03:31.100,1:03:36.050
normalization in that this is the kind

1:03:33.530,1:03:38.720
of stupidity we're going through is like

1:03:36.050,1:03:41.180
can you be in my club or not yeah and I

1:03:38.720,1:03:43.700
mean the g8 every year they meet and

1:03:41.180,1:03:45.770
every year everybody kind of focuses on

1:03:43.700,1:03:46.910
one image and they're like oh look

1:03:45.770,1:03:51.590
what's happening here and this year it

1:03:46.910,1:03:54.170
was Melania Trump and oh and Trudeau

1:03:51.590,1:03:56.750
yeah that's it I was like it was Makram

1:03:54.170,1:03:59.390
a current but the French guy or the

1:03:56.750,1:04:01.520
french-canadian guy well yeah well it's

1:03:59.390,1:04:05.690
the French guy but just not that smart

1:04:01.520,1:04:07.940
one right and like I did see so there

1:04:05.690,1:04:10.850
was one there was one part of the g8

1:04:07.940,1:04:14.390
that I really liked was where Trump was

1:04:10.850,1:04:17.930
with Makram and their standing at the

1:04:14.390,1:04:19.250
podium and I think I had this in last

1:04:17.930,1:04:25.190
week's notes but we ended up not having

1:04:19.250,1:04:27.650
a show but we he shook his hand he shook

1:04:25.190,1:04:29.260
and he shook my Crone's hand and then

1:04:27.650,1:04:31.640
McCrone didn't let go

1:04:29.260,1:04:33.740
wait and McCrone didn't let go and he

1:04:31.640,1:04:36.440
held on to it and continued talking and

1:04:33.740,1:04:37.910
then Trump realized he was being power

1:04:36.440,1:04:41.390
played so he put one hand over the other

1:04:37.910,1:04:44.300
and so micron did the same thing to him

1:04:41.390,1:04:46.610
and they did like this tug-of-war thing

1:04:44.300,1:04:48.560
and he wouldn't let Trump's hand go

1:04:46.610,1:04:50.180
until he was ready to and it was like

1:04:48.560,1:04:52.840
this huge power play and you can see

1:04:50.180,1:04:57.320
Trump getting sieved about it

1:04:52.840,1:04:59.150
that is funny yeah like Trump is like he

1:04:57.320,1:05:01.400
does this weird thing with handshakes

1:04:59.150,1:05:03.260
where he like pulls you in and it's like

1:05:01.400,1:05:05.750
a total like like you said like a power

1:05:03.260,1:05:07.190
play thing and I know like they said

1:05:05.750,1:05:16.810
Trudeau had figured out how to

1:05:07.190,1:05:18.980
neutralize it something where no no

1:05:16.810,1:05:21.200
literally no one can hear me yeah I mean

1:05:18.980,1:05:23.330
we can kind of hear you it was Trump

1:05:21.200,1:05:24.860
will do it by grabbing his and then it

1:05:23.330,1:05:29.060
kind of went out so it got really

1:05:24.860,1:05:31.250
awkward okay yeah yeah total power play

1:05:29.060,1:05:33.050
we grabbed you there yeah no he let

1:05:31.250,1:05:35.720
grabs your arm and like pulls it in and

1:05:33.050,1:05:38.360
then Trudeau figured out when you when

1:05:35.720,1:05:41.000
you should shake his hand you put your

1:05:38.360,1:05:42.350
other hand behind his elbow and that but

1:05:41.000,1:05:44.240
it looks like you're just embracing him

1:05:42.350,1:05:45.020
but you're really like stopping him from

1:05:44.240,1:05:47.060
pulling you in herself

1:05:45.020,1:05:50.530
so McCrone did like a full-on like thumb

1:05:47.060,1:05:54.440
war game with it oh man it was it was

1:05:50.530,1:05:55.910
too like any anybody watching it you may

1:05:54.440,1:05:58.070
not have noticed it you may not have

1:05:55.910,1:06:01.280
even like really considered it but if

1:05:58.070,1:06:03.800
you're watching it on a repeat like I

1:06:01.280,1:06:06.290
did you're watching like this just this

1:06:03.800,1:06:08.750
tug of war between these two world

1:06:06.290,1:06:10.070
leaders in this handshake in both of

1:06:08.750,1:06:11.570
them going a

1:06:10.070,1:06:16.040
I'm not giving up on this I'm like I'm

1:06:11.570,1:06:17.540
gonna win and that's in the Cronin in my

1:06:16.040,1:06:19.970
opinion McCrone ended up winning because

1:06:17.540,1:06:22.130
at the end Trump turns its or the turn

1:06:19.970,1:06:24.050
toward the camera yeah I think this is

1:06:22.130,1:06:28.250
gonna be a great I think this could be a

1:06:24.050,1:06:32.510
great summit whatever the hell the g8 is

1:06:28.250,1:06:34.430
7 g7 whatever that's funny yeah I would

1:06:32.510,1:06:36.470
have to look that up because I like like

1:06:34.430,1:06:40.460
really petty awkward stuff like that oh

1:06:36.470,1:06:44.480
and that's like Adam Adam Freeman my

1:06:40.460,1:06:46.820
guest on Thursday he sent it to me so

1:06:44.480,1:06:48.550
I'll just I'll forward it but that's

1:06:46.820,1:06:51.110
yeah it's amazing

1:06:48.550,1:06:52.640
so Chris has other question about a

1:06:51.110,1:06:53.540
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:06:52.640,1:06:56.320
attorney at law

1:06:53.540,1:06:59.000
his other question about the debates

1:06:56.320,1:07:02.660
they're squeezing out Tulsi they're

1:06:59.000,1:07:05.150
squeezing out Mary Ann they're squeezing

1:07:02.660,1:07:08.690
out a bunch of other people that who

1:07:05.150,1:07:10.730
cares so yeah I mean they've they've

1:07:08.690,1:07:14.960
always wanted this to be between Biden

1:07:10.730,1:07:20.210
Bernie Harris and Warren right the Four

1:07:14.960,1:07:24.830
Horsemen of the Apocalypse are the

1:07:20.210,1:07:26.120
Dimock ellipse if you will I can tell

1:07:24.830,1:07:29.270
you what I'm thinking about this debate

1:07:26.120,1:07:32.090
we won't be live-streaming it that's

1:07:29.270,1:07:35.090
that's one thing that uh now we do know

1:07:32.090,1:07:40.930
you we do have the option instead of

1:07:35.090,1:07:44.450
live-streaming the debate okay we can do

1:07:40.930,1:07:47.750
we can do a show watching the debate and

1:07:44.450,1:07:49.490
they can watch along with us we can do a

1:07:47.750,1:07:51.290
watch on but they don't hit they don't

1:07:49.490,1:07:53.150
hear the debate they just hear us they

1:07:51.290,1:07:56.240
would just hear us talking about the

1:07:53.150,1:07:58.010
debate like it's really the only other

1:07:56.240,1:08:01.160
option either that or we get kicked off

1:07:58.010,1:08:03.380
of youtube again I mean my only concern

1:08:01.160,1:08:05.480
I'm I'm down to do whatever but my only

1:08:03.380,1:08:08.270
concern is that there's gonna be a lot

1:08:05.480,1:08:10.100
of times of us just like silent

1:08:08.270,1:08:14.840
listening there yeah so we're just both

1:08:10.100,1:08:19.310
like and probably with like boom used

1:08:14.840,1:08:20.410
looks on our face like that's fair

1:08:19.310,1:08:22.940
that's fair

1:08:20.410,1:08:23.780
that's something we we can discuss that

1:08:22.940,1:08:25.550
later but yeah

1:08:23.780,1:08:27.530
like they yeah yeah putting everybody

1:08:25.550,1:08:31.580
out there's ten there's ten candidates

1:08:27.530,1:08:33.650
left Andrew yang is one of them oh by

1:08:31.580,1:08:35.510
the way we didn't cover this because we

1:08:33.650,1:08:39.230
didn't ever show last week but Kristin

1:08:35.510,1:08:43.550
Gillibrand whose father was the lawyer

1:08:39.230,1:08:46.880
for a pedophile sex cult club yes she

1:08:43.550,1:08:48.860
dropped out so you know that's one less

1:08:46.880,1:08:53.090
daughter of identify she dropped out

1:08:48.860,1:08:55.660
lawyer running for president one down

1:08:53.090,1:08:58.010
and countless more to go that's right um

1:08:55.660,1:09:01.010
pretty much if you think about it really

1:08:58.010,1:09:04.990
all of them in a way are the daughters

1:09:01.010,1:09:08.000
of lawyers who defended pedophile cults

1:09:04.990,1:09:11.780
yeah every single one of them if you if

1:09:08.000,1:09:13.880
you really think about it yeah if you

1:09:11.780,1:09:16.460
really really think about it you really

1:09:13.880,1:09:18.200
think about it so Sarah and Erick says

1:09:16.460,1:09:21.170
that's the only thing I ever knew her

1:09:18.200,1:09:24.650
for which means we are doing our job

1:09:21.170,1:09:26.930
correctly that's I fear that that warms

1:09:24.650,1:09:28.220
my cockles to know that that that's

1:09:26.930,1:09:31.220
because that's really the only thing to

1:09:28.220,1:09:34.610
know her for that's right that's right

1:09:31.220,1:09:39.760
Chris Reynolds said the the the the

1:09:34.610,1:09:42.350
handshake was like sawing a log it was

1:09:39.760,1:09:44.990
like you I'm gonna watch it as soon as

1:09:42.350,1:09:48.200
this ends because I love that that kind

1:09:44.990,1:09:49.910
of stuff is what I love that's my

1:09:48.200,1:09:52.180
favorite part of politics is like the

1:09:49.910,1:09:55.340
most awkward and awkward power plays

1:09:52.180,1:09:58.190
cringy stuff yeah the most like cringy

1:09:55.340,1:10:00.590
like yeah I love it

1:09:58.190,1:10:03.470
I'd love that I think Adam counted ten

1:10:00.590,1:10:05.780
power plays by the French president and

1:10:03.470,1:10:09.230
I wished I only caught eight so if you

1:10:05.780,1:10:11.050
find more let me know the power place

1:10:09.230,1:10:12.890
let's see what else

1:10:11.050,1:10:14.690
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:10:12.890,1:10:17.570
attorney at law which if you're in

1:10:14.690,1:10:20.450
Florida yeah if you're in or you are

1:10:17.570,1:10:23.510
personally injured and you need a

1:10:20.450,1:10:26.540
personal injury attorney attorney at law

1:10:23.510,1:10:28.400
I recommend Chris Reynolds I would also

1:10:26.540,1:10:33.020
recommend Chris Rock attorney at law

1:10:28.400,1:10:37.360
so attorney a lot here is more from from

1:10:33.020,1:10:37.360
our number one fan Chris

1:10:37.640,1:10:44.550
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

1:10:39.900,1:10:46.070
here with some Bernie bits so I read an

1:10:44.550,1:10:48.480
article earlier this week about

1:10:46.070,1:10:51.180
Wisconsin because I mean why the heck

1:10:48.480,1:10:54.650
not Wisconsin super exciting right

1:10:51.180,1:10:59.220
[Laughter]

1:10:54.650,1:11:02.190
discussing why Wisconsin has changed

1:10:59.220,1:11:07.320
from this more progressively mean state

1:11:02.190,1:11:10.940
to a state that is now going Republican

1:11:07.320,1:11:14.730
and and one of the more interesting

1:11:10.940,1:11:17.490
statistics I I read was that last year

1:11:14.730,1:11:21.300
in their state assembly 54% of the vote

1:11:17.490,1:11:23.370
was for Democrats but 63 of the 99 seats

1:11:21.300,1:11:26.160
went to Republicans and I guess it all

1:11:23.370,1:11:29.180
comes down to changes in you know

1:11:26.160,1:11:32.130
campaign finance laws and gerrymandering

1:11:29.180,1:11:35.280
but this is a really important State for

1:11:32.130,1:11:41.040
the upcoming election so I would love to

1:11:35.280,1:11:43.080
hear you guys thoughts on it so now the

1:11:41.040,1:11:47.550
one thing with a presidential election

1:11:43.080,1:11:49.800
is that every state has a popular

1:11:47.550,1:11:52.410
election right I don't think there are

1:11:49.800,1:11:53.940
any states that are like pluralities of

1:11:52.410,1:11:56.010
counties or it's like you have to win

1:11:53.940,1:11:58.770
the popular vote for that state to win

1:11:56.010,1:12:02.100
that state I think Nebraska splits their

1:11:58.770,1:12:03.870
did their vote their college electoral

1:12:02.100,1:12:06.780
college points into like two districts

1:12:03.870,1:12:08.910
and Maine does the same thing but even

1:12:06.780,1:12:11.760
in those you still have to win the

1:12:08.910,1:12:13.260
popular vote in in those so the

1:12:11.760,1:12:15.150
gerrymandering obviously doesn't affect

1:12:13.260,1:12:17.160
that as much it's more the congressional

1:12:15.150,1:12:18.600
delegations that are affected and the in

1:12:17.160,1:12:22.470
the state legislatures but

1:12:18.600,1:12:24.330
gerrymandering is I mean in case you

1:12:22.470,1:12:28.860
thought democracy wasn't a big enough of

1:12:24.330,1:12:32.250
a force then you have you have the fact

1:12:28.860,1:12:33.770
that the politicians Matt's done with

1:12:32.250,1:12:38.090
this show he's gonna read a bit now no I

1:12:33.770,1:12:45.090
actually have visual aids for this oh

1:12:38.090,1:12:47.640
good yeah why I yeah so you know you've

1:12:45.090,1:12:50.040
got these these you know states where I

1:12:47.640,1:12:54.250
know New York was heavily gerrymander

1:12:50.040,1:12:58.510
for and still is you know a in Maryland

1:12:54.250,1:13:00.970
and California like if democracy wasn't

1:12:58.510,1:13:02.950
a big enough of a farce the politicians

1:13:00.970,1:13:04.870
then decide how the districts are split

1:13:02.950,1:13:06.820
up and they create these ridiculous

1:13:04.870,1:13:08.520
ridiculous leaf-shaped districts that

1:13:06.820,1:13:10.930
have nothing in common other than

1:13:08.520,1:13:13.690
creating the best demographic advantage

1:13:10.930,1:13:17.860
for them to win for them to win seats

1:13:13.690,1:13:19.780
and and keep themselves in power so it's

1:13:17.860,1:13:20.890
just it's it's just another reality of

1:13:19.780,1:13:23.620
power you want to talk about a power

1:13:20.890,1:13:26.050
play this gerrymandering is the

1:13:23.620,1:13:28.060
electoral equivalent of like shaking

1:13:26.050,1:13:30.070
someone's hand and not letting it go and

1:13:28.060,1:13:33.640
and like putting your hand on top of his

1:13:30.070,1:13:39.160
hand so I mean that's that's you know

1:13:33.640,1:13:40.810
welcome to the world of of people being

1:13:39.160,1:13:42.280
given centralized Authority

1:13:40.810,1:13:46.510
gerrymandering is just like a very

1:13:42.280,1:13:48.940
blatant absurd example of it and so a

1:13:46.510,1:13:51.070
friend of the show andrew heaton

1:13:48.940,1:13:56.200
who many of you might remember from

1:13:51.070,1:13:57.880
reason and he's got his podcast i just

1:13:56.200,1:14:02.620
forgot the name of his podcast but it's

1:13:57.880,1:14:04.270
really good you should check it out he's

1:14:02.620,1:14:05.890
my favorite it is it's one of my

1:14:04.270,1:14:07.210
favorites I listen to it all the time

1:14:05.890,1:14:08.710
and I totally forgot what the name of it

1:14:07.210,1:14:11.830
is right now he's got a book called

1:14:08.710,1:14:13.270
laughter is better than communism but in

1:14:11.830,1:14:16.530
it he goes through some of the worst

1:14:13.270,1:14:20.080
gerrymandering gerrymandering

1:14:16.530,1:14:22.000
things and he draws pictures of what the

1:14:20.080,1:14:24.220
gerrymandering districts look like here

1:14:22.000,1:14:28.870
we are in Illinois

1:14:24.220,1:14:32.950
you got the skateboarding rabbit here

1:14:28.870,1:14:35.560
that one's got a Florida's 20th district

1:14:32.950,1:14:36.730
here in my home state of Florida let me

1:14:35.560,1:14:39.430
know if that focuses yeah there you go

1:14:36.730,1:14:42.280
you got you got the thinker that's on a

1:14:39.430,1:14:44.140
thinker and this is how they do it they

1:14:42.280,1:14:49.510
just kind of pick and choose and

1:14:44.140,1:14:51.850
typically gerrymandering the you got a

1:14:49.510,1:14:53.739
merman going near the finger these are

1:14:51.850,1:14:58.719
really good actually yeah no I mean he's

1:14:53.739,1:15:00.989
that's that's Illinois 19th district but

1:14:58.719,1:15:00.989
he

1:15:01.030,1:15:06.250
one it's a hilarious books - it's a

1:15:03.580,1:15:08.020
great chapter but gerrymandering

1:15:06.250,1:15:12.670
typically helps Republicans over

1:15:08.020,1:15:14.290
Democrats for the most part Illinois a

1:15:12.670,1:15:16.120
little different but pretty much

1:15:14.290,1:15:19.230
anywhere else gerrymandering does help

1:15:16.120,1:15:22.600
Republicans over Democrats and they will

1:15:19.230,1:15:24.940
definitively carve up neighborhoods so

1:15:22.600,1:15:27.190
that way Republicans would get more

1:15:24.940,1:15:33.570
seats in the State House and in the

1:15:27.190,1:15:36.610
Federals it's not it it's not good it

1:15:33.570,1:15:38.820
vastly changes the landscape of the

1:15:36.610,1:15:42.400
nation by doing things like

1:15:38.820,1:15:45.090
skateboarding rabbits which is the only

1:15:42.400,1:15:47.590
way I know how to describe that now and

1:15:45.090,1:15:49.120
but there's no law really against it

1:15:47.590,1:15:52.390
everyone will go to a judge and the

1:15:49.120,1:15:55.180
judge will go yeah that's that's an

1:15:52.390,1:15:57.490
absurd district but yeah yeah you're

1:15:55.180,1:15:59.410
reaching you're reaching here and to

1:15:57.490,1:16:01.480
remember when they say they're reaching

1:15:59.410,1:16:03.790
here he allowed the ones that I just

1:16:01.480,1:16:07.570
showed you right and if you're listening

1:16:03.790,1:16:10.060
on anchor fm thank you because you're

1:16:07.570,1:16:13.390
part of our no minimum listenership but

1:16:10.060,1:16:16.420
check this one out on YouTube and by the

1:16:13.390,1:16:18.040
way I want all of our graphics before we

1:16:16.420,1:16:20.020
were doing like fancy graphics that we

1:16:18.040,1:16:22.720
put up on the screen not one I just want

1:16:20.020,1:16:24.580
it to be you with a book just going up

1:16:22.720,1:16:26.230
putting on a page up next to your webcam

1:16:24.580,1:16:27.940
there was no way for me to know Chris

1:16:26.230,1:16:30.160
Reynolds attorney at law was going to

1:16:27.940,1:16:32.200
ask about gerrymandering no I'm serious

1:16:30.160,1:16:34.570
I want it to be will print them out and

1:16:32.200,1:16:36.700
then you you'll do that and that that'll

1:16:34.570,1:16:39.010
be the new way of us showing graphics

1:16:36.700,1:16:41.740
because that is so much more organic and

1:16:39.010,1:16:43.090
feel it feels real whatever you're gonna

1:16:41.740,1:16:46.770
be really disappointed by the second

1:16:43.090,1:16:50.560
half of this show then oh yeah

1:16:46.770,1:16:53.920
gerrymandering in Wisconsin apparently

1:16:50.560,1:16:57.520
has done just a bang-up job of

1:16:53.920,1:16:59.500
gerrymandering it's gonna say if dammit

1:16:57.520,1:17:01.750
what was it Democrats got 54% of the

1:16:59.500,1:17:03.040
vote but Republicans got 63% of the

1:17:01.750,1:17:05.110
seats or something like that like that's

1:17:03.040,1:17:07.930
it's not as an impressive gerrymander

1:17:05.110,1:17:10.360
there yeah they they did they did one

1:17:07.930,1:17:12.220
hell of a job yeah they didn't wait a

1:17:10.360,1:17:14.750
bang-up job there all right we got one

1:17:12.220,1:17:17.480
more from a personal injury attorney

1:17:14.750,1:17:20.210
Reynolds attorney-at-law who once again

1:17:17.480,1:17:21.710
if you're in Florida call personal

1:17:20.210,1:17:23.210
injury attorney Chris Minooka

1:17:21.710,1:17:25.240
Charlotte's attorney at law that's right

1:17:23.210,1:17:27.290
you can find him on Facebook get

1:17:25.240,1:17:28.670
personal injury attorney personal injury

1:17:27.290,1:17:31.010
attorney Chris Renault attorney law

1:17:28.670,1:17:33.980
that's right he should really change his

1:17:31.010,1:17:36.440
name on Facebook to that just for us and

1:17:33.980,1:17:36.800
nobody else like his actual name Yeah

1:17:36.440,1:17:38.840
right

1:17:36.800,1:17:42.670
first of all injury attorney Chris

1:17:38.840,1:17:42.670
Reynolds here with some British bits

1:17:49.510,1:17:57.410
Boris Johnson has been campaigning on

1:17:53.800,1:18:02.300
what many believed to be something

1:17:57.410,1:18:08.890
that's similar to Donald Trump his

1:18:02.300,1:18:12.440
promises and campaigns in general

1:18:08.890,1:18:14.990
isolationist policies and so now they're

1:18:12.440,1:18:17.120
at a place where this whole brexit thing

1:18:14.990,1:18:20.720
is about to take place and there's no

1:18:17.120,1:18:22.430
plan in place and no one really knows

1:18:20.720,1:18:24.410
what's going to happen there there have

1:18:22.430,1:18:27.380
been no unilateral agreements made with

1:18:24.410,1:18:29.120
any country so trade and travel and

1:18:27.380,1:18:31.790
movement and all that is all of a sudden

1:18:29.120,1:18:33.590
gonna be up in the air really soon so

1:18:31.790,1:18:39.440
I'd love to hear your guys's thoughts on

1:18:33.590,1:18:43.610
that entire situation so did I lose you

1:18:39.440,1:18:45.530
to get go ahead go I was gonna say I was

1:18:43.610,1:18:47.240
gonna say go ahead right here Oh God

1:18:45.530,1:18:52.610
but you're frozen but I can hear you and

1:18:47.240,1:18:54.500
really that's half the battle hearing

1:18:52.610,1:18:59.750
these half the battle will go ahead okay

1:18:54.500,1:19:02.150
so um okay so with what's going on in

1:18:59.750,1:19:05.120
Britain Boris Johnson is attempting to

1:19:02.150,1:19:09.350
become the Donald Trump of hey you're

1:19:05.120,1:19:12.560
back the Donald Trump of England and

1:19:09.350,1:19:15.130
he's doing a bang-up job just yeah

1:19:12.560,1:19:21.050
looking more and more like him every day

1:19:15.130,1:19:25.400
looks like yeah you know if you're

1:19:21.050,1:19:27.849
looking for a oh yeah foppish for a

1:19:25.400,1:19:31.599
foppish overweight

1:19:27.849,1:19:33.579
poorly dressed white guy with bad hair

1:19:31.599,1:19:36.099
to rule your country you did great

1:19:33.579,1:19:41.260
strawberry strawberry blonde yeah yeah

1:19:36.099,1:19:46.869
yeah I know that he just lost he just

1:19:41.260,1:19:48.880
lost the majority and the Parliament so

1:19:46.869,1:19:50.170
I don't like he's going to go back up to

1:19:48.880,1:19:51.460
a vote I think and I don't think he's

1:19:50.170,1:19:55.719
going to I don't think it's gonna stick

1:19:51.460,1:19:58.750
I think he's gonna be out person yeah I

1:19:55.719,1:20:00.250
that I so I don't I don't know what's

1:19:58.750,1:20:02.409
going on with the would the election

1:20:00.250,1:20:05.739
results or any of that but I will say

1:20:02.409,1:20:07.420
this um just because I've talked to two

1:20:05.739,1:20:10.599
people one Robin Koerner who's actually

1:20:07.420,1:20:12.340
gonna be running as an MP in the next

1:20:10.599,1:20:17.739
elections under the brexit Party banner

1:20:12.340,1:20:19.659
and James Michael Smith who's a British

1:20:17.739,1:20:26.139
anarchist he's been following this whole

1:20:19.659,1:20:28.090
thing with with brexit and so if eight

1:20:26.139,1:20:32.230
what they call a hard Brooks that

1:20:28.090,1:20:33.610
happens where a No Deal brexit like

1:20:32.230,1:20:34.869
Chris was saying personal injury

1:20:33.610,1:20:39.340
attorney Chris Reynolds attorney at law

1:20:34.869,1:20:42.190
was saying what that results in is the

1:20:39.340,1:20:44.800
UK not essentially not being able to

1:20:42.190,1:20:46.690
trade with most of Europe and not being

1:20:44.800,1:20:49.119
able to have any kind of deals with your

1:20:46.690,1:20:51.789
until they work out bilateral and

1:20:49.119,1:20:53.920
multilateral trade and and and migration

1:20:51.789,1:20:55.900
and travel deals with them otherwise

1:20:53.920,1:20:58.750
they're pretty much shut off from the

1:20:55.900,1:21:01.809
rest of Europe and the rest of Europe

1:20:58.750,1:21:04.960
that doesn't want the UK to leave has no

1:21:01.809,1:21:06.639
real wreak runch to start negotiating

1:21:04.960,1:21:09.090
with them they're like no you can just

1:21:06.639,1:21:14.500
you know suck on it whatever and and

1:21:09.090,1:21:17.349
this is what happens when you put when

1:21:14.500,1:21:19.599
you centralize power and put the ability

1:21:17.349,1:21:22.619
to make choices about things like trade

1:21:19.599,1:21:25.659
and migration in the hands of

1:21:22.619,1:21:28.150
politically self-interested powerful

1:21:25.659,1:21:30.280
people who want to use it to control you

1:21:28.150,1:21:33.159
as opposed to allowing the market to

1:21:30.280,1:21:36.159
just do its thing in a voluntary society

1:21:33.159,1:21:38.289
we wouldn't be looking at a brexit or no

1:21:36.159,1:21:40.030
deal or any of that stuff people would

1:21:38.289,1:21:41.659
trade with who they wanted to trade with

1:21:40.030,1:21:43.550
so you know taking it in

1:21:41.659,1:21:46.219
anarchists direction I have no idea how

1:21:43.550,1:21:48.909
far into this episode it took me to say

1:21:46.219,1:21:51.830
I was an anarchist but there we are

1:21:48.909,1:21:54.219
when I won't agree in one minute well

1:21:51.830,1:21:57.800
it's not that's that's a record I think

1:21:54.219,1:22:00.260
quite a quite a while but but to take

1:21:57.800,1:22:04.600
that in that direction these this is the

1:22:00.260,1:22:09.260
these are the wages of statehood of

1:22:04.600,1:22:12.920
pudding idiot who want to control you

1:22:09.260,1:22:16.100
and do so in a very inefficient sucky

1:22:12.920,1:22:18.050
way in charge of your future is now you

1:22:16.100,1:22:21.290
could potentially not be able to leave

1:22:18.050,1:22:23.179
the UK or you know buy anything outside

1:22:21.290,1:22:27.050
of the UK or selling anything outside of

1:22:23.179,1:22:29.989
the UK because of bad stupid deals with

1:22:27.050,1:22:33.080
with politicians I'm not an isolationist

1:22:29.989,1:22:35.330
or a nationalist but I will say that if

1:22:33.080,1:22:37.730
I were a Brit I would want to see a

1:22:35.330,1:22:40.219
brexit I would want to see as much

1:22:37.730,1:22:43.010
secession away from these conglomerates

1:22:40.219,1:22:45.409
of states as possible including the u.s.

1:22:43.010,1:22:49.190
I support full secession of all 50

1:22:45.409,1:22:51.230
states from the US and so I'd love to

1:22:49.190,1:22:54.710
see that happen and would be with the

1:22:51.230,1:22:57.560
the EU but I also would be worried about

1:22:54.710,1:22:58.820
how this is happening that you know I'm

1:22:57.560,1:23:00.949
not gonna be able to trade with anyone

1:22:58.820,1:23:06.620
or go anywhere because imagine not being

1:23:00.949,1:23:10.580
able to leave the UK no I mean it's it's

1:23:06.620,1:23:13.730
clear he's so cold and you can't use

1:23:10.580,1:23:15.440
knives to cut your cake you can't get

1:23:13.730,1:23:18.139
caught with a screwdriver out in the

1:23:15.440,1:23:20.770
streets like I mean it's terrible I mean

1:23:18.139,1:23:25.330
it's it's I wouldn't a the carpenter you

1:23:20.770,1:23:30.800
got to eat dick pudding or spotted dick

1:23:25.330,1:23:31.670
spotted dick pudding I mean that sounds

1:23:30.800,1:23:33.860
like a nightmare

1:23:31.670,1:23:36.409
I mean bangers and mash I mean I know

1:23:33.860,1:23:38.989
what it is and here in America it sounds

1:23:36.409,1:23:41.570
much more appetizing than bangers and

1:23:38.989,1:23:44.000
mash what did it what are bangers and

1:23:41.570,1:23:45.500
mash sausage and potatoes oh that's all

1:23:44.000,1:23:47.780
I wouldn't you call it sausage and

1:23:45.500,1:23:51.940
potatoes no no because they're brits

1:23:47.780,1:23:54.200
do you know why Brits are called limeys

1:23:51.940,1:23:57.680
because they had

1:23:54.200,1:24:03.290
cuz they had a Lyme disease I don't know

1:23:57.680,1:24:05.240
no it's because they you know when the

1:24:03.290,1:24:08.720
Salem things were going on where people

1:24:05.240,1:24:11.750
who were centering out on boat they

1:24:08.720,1:24:14.360
would they brought limes with them for

1:24:11.750,1:24:15.950
vitamin C clothes so they wouldn't get

1:24:14.360,1:24:17.060
scurvy so they wouldn't get security so

1:24:15.950,1:24:18.470
they because they didn't have like

1:24:17.060,1:24:20.240
access to oranges so they were taking

1:24:18.470,1:24:26.090
limes so when they would show up they

1:24:20.240,1:24:29.050
were the linings and by the way sucking

1:24:26.090,1:24:33.890
on limes is literally the best part of

1:24:29.050,1:24:36.290
English cuisine so like literally just

1:24:33.890,1:24:38.480
sucking on a lime better than any actual

1:24:36.290,1:24:39.160
British food although that bangers and

1:24:38.480,1:24:42.970
mash

1:24:39.160,1:24:45.470
now that I know that it's it's it's

1:24:42.970,1:24:47.960
sausage and potatoes that actually

1:24:45.470,1:24:49.640
sounds good and I bet spotted dick is

1:24:47.960,1:24:51.530
probably something that's good too they

1:24:49.640,1:24:55.520
just decided to name it spotted dick

1:24:51.530,1:24:57.290
right because they're British but yeah

1:24:55.520,1:24:59.840
Chris Reynolds is in the comments right

1:24:57.290,1:25:02.900
now and he is saying October 31st they

1:24:59.840,1:25:03.680
leave the EU not the AU that's something

1:25:02.900,1:25:05.540
completely different

1:25:03.680,1:25:08.000
he's saying that they leave the EU and

1:25:05.540,1:25:10.100
he says if there's no deal there will be

1:25:08.000,1:25:12.500
no quality control for medications food

1:25:10.100,1:25:14.840
no trade or travel November first might

1:25:12.500,1:25:17.990
be insane and we might see something

1:25:14.840,1:25:21.470
like Hong Kong happening in England yeah

1:25:17.990,1:25:24.980
I mean that's gonna be rough England is

1:25:21.470,1:25:27.110
I mean a fairly large economy and so

1:25:24.980,1:25:29.090
them not being able to trade with anyone

1:25:27.110,1:25:30.890
and no one being able to trade with them

1:25:29.090,1:25:33.260
I don't think this could affect trade

1:25:30.890,1:25:35.120
between the UK and the US but it

1:25:33.260,1:25:37.070
certainly would be Twitter or the US UK

1:25:35.120,1:25:41.180
and the Commonwealth countries like

1:25:37.070,1:25:42.980
Canada in the most of this of the West

1:25:41.180,1:25:45.020
Indies and you know former British

1:25:42.980,1:25:47.180
colonies but that's not I would imagine

1:25:45.020,1:25:49.250
most of their trade is with mainland

1:25:47.180,1:25:51.260
Europe maybe I'm wrong but certainly a

1:25:49.250,1:25:53.870
big chunk of it and a big chunk of

1:25:51.260,1:25:56.960
mainland europe's trade is with the UK

1:25:53.870,1:25:59.900
so i mean hopefully in the aftermath of

1:25:56.960,1:26:02.630
all this mess countries will scramble to

1:25:59.900,1:26:05.510
make trade and migration deals but in

1:26:02.630,1:26:06.989
that interim that's gonna suck yeah a

1:26:05.510,1:26:09.420
lot yeah

1:26:06.989,1:26:12.420
that's gonna really suck a lot and

1:26:09.420,1:26:15.650
that's gonna be a hard sell in an

1:26:12.420,1:26:23.159
election cycle that's gonna be a very

1:26:15.650,1:26:27.079
difficult so yep oh yeah definitely lost

1:26:23.159,1:26:27.079
you in your face is perfect right now

1:26:31.670,1:26:39.059
yeah you're kind of back um so everybody

1:26:36.809,1:26:41.010
but hey hey yeah you're back hey might

1:26:39.059,1:26:43.650
here yeah you're here you're here okay

1:26:41.010,1:26:45.539
good okay so I heard you that entire

1:26:43.650,1:26:47.999
time well that's good you had a great

1:26:45.539,1:26:50.429
face on for well but III can't wait to

1:26:47.999,1:26:52.349
see what it was yeah I hope it's the I

1:26:50.429,1:26:59.939
hope it's the screenshot that they

1:26:52.349,1:27:01.469
choose for us on on Nazi book so this

1:26:59.939,1:27:03.389
over the past week there was a shooting

1:27:01.469,1:27:07.170
this is all you need to know about this

1:27:03.389,1:27:11.429
shooting the man was denied purchase of

1:27:07.170,1:27:13.530
a legal gun because he was not mentally

1:27:11.429,1:27:16.610
fit to have it he went out and he got a

1:27:13.530,1:27:19.979
gun illegally the cops were called twice

1:27:16.610,1:27:24.840
once by him once by his former employer

1:27:19.979,1:27:27.599
and nothing happened and he got a gun

1:27:24.840,1:27:31.800
any shot a bunch of people with many of

1:27:27.599,1:27:33.749
them unfortunately dying but he couldn't

1:27:31.800,1:27:37.439
get a gun legally he went out and he had

1:27:33.749,1:27:39.570
to get one illegally stopping peanuts

1:27:37.439,1:27:43.590
interesting stopping people from being

1:27:39.570,1:27:45.119
able to get a gun legally who shouldn't

1:27:43.590,1:27:48.530
be you shouldn't have a problem getting

1:27:45.119,1:27:50.939
a gun legally only puts them in danger

1:27:48.530,1:27:53.309
well that's interesting Matt because I

1:27:50.939,1:27:55.979
was specifically told that these gun

1:27:53.309,1:27:58.920
control laws were going to stop those

1:27:55.979,1:28:00.869
people from getting guns not the people

1:27:58.920,1:28:02.820
who we don't care about getting guns cuz

1:28:00.869,1:28:04.979
they're not gonna hurt anyone right it

1:28:02.820,1:28:06.209
was gonna just stop the baddies it's

1:28:04.979,1:28:12.110
gonna stop the battery thing you know

1:28:06.209,1:28:16.380
what it doesn't it does not but in his

1:28:12.110,1:28:18.360
ever-present push to stay relevant but

1:28:16.380,1:28:23.790
toe

1:28:18.360,1:28:28.710
or butts hello Roarke the famed Irish

1:28:23.790,1:28:31.230
Mexican bateau O'Rourke repeated his

1:28:28.710,1:28:32.880
pledge to initiate a mandatory buyback

1:28:31.230,1:28:35.630
of assault weapons if he is elected

1:28:32.880,1:28:40.910
president and I'm gonna break that down

1:28:35.630,1:28:43.830
mandatory means obviously not not you no

1:28:40.910,1:28:45.600
buyback means that they're going to

1:28:43.830,1:28:48.860
purchase us back from you they're going

1:28:45.600,1:28:52.350
to buy back what once was theirs which

1:28:48.860,1:28:56.220
no it wasn't it wasn't ever theirs it

1:28:52.350,1:28:58.580
was the manufacturers maybe somebody

1:28:56.220,1:29:00.570
else bought it then it became yours

1:28:58.580,1:29:01.350
maybe somebody else but you like he may

1:29:00.570,1:29:03.420
have bought it straight from the

1:29:01.350,1:29:05.160
manufacturer from you know well not

1:29:03.420,1:29:08.250
Dick's Sporting Goods or Walmart but you

1:29:05.160,1:29:09.990
know in somebody else and then it became

1:29:08.250,1:29:11.820
yours or he may have bought it from a

1:29:09.990,1:29:13.230
private citizen it was never the

1:29:11.820,1:29:15.450
government so they can't really buy

1:29:13.230,1:29:18.570
things back this is not they they're

1:29:15.450,1:29:24.090
dressing up this term of what it is is

1:29:18.570,1:29:26.550
gun confiscation a work was in on

1:29:24.090,1:29:29.370
Saturday or work was in Charlottesville

1:29:26.550,1:29:31.050
Virginia and asked how he would address

1:29:29.370,1:29:32.820
the fears of some Americans that the

1:29:31.050,1:29:36.180
government would take away their assault

1:29:32.820,1:29:40.500
weapons to which I'm certain he stood up

1:29:36.180,1:29:43.980
on a platform of some kind a chair a

1:29:40.500,1:29:46.020
table a countertop a truck I don't know

1:29:43.980,1:29:48.450
I stood on something and then knelt down

1:29:46.020,1:29:50.700
to look him in the eye downtown yeah so

1:29:48.450,1:29:53.220
he could get I level with him and he did

1:29:50.700,1:29:55.050
it I loved because anytime he says I

1:29:53.220,1:30:00.540
want to be really clear I just picture

1:29:55.050,1:30:02.400
him perched I'm gonna be really clear

1:30:00.540,1:30:06.060
that that's exactly what we are going to

1:30:02.400,1:30:07.890
do Americans who own ar-15s ak-47s will

1:30:06.060,1:30:12.020
have to sell them to the government will

1:30:07.890,1:30:12.020
have to sell them to the government that

1:30:16.070,1:30:21.930
is not giving somebody the option of

1:30:19.680,1:30:24.210
giving up a weapon that they have

1:30:21.930,1:30:27.120
legally purchased in their life

1:30:24.210,1:30:29.880
and it's not a sale either because

1:30:27.120,1:30:32.100
they're making you do it right they're

1:30:29.880,1:30:35.130
giving you some money so it's basically

1:30:32.100,1:30:37.980
like hush money for their their theft of

1:30:35.130,1:30:41.580
your of your of your property but again

1:30:37.980,1:30:44.340
this was in response to a shooting that

1:30:41.580,1:30:46.590
a mandatory gun buyback would have done

1:30:44.340,1:30:49.260
nothing to stop because he got it

1:30:46.590,1:30:51.570
illegally which means that there's no

1:30:49.260,1:30:54.540
registry or anything where they'd even

1:30:51.570,1:30:57.030
know we had one to make them sell it to

1:30:54.540,1:31:01.920
them this will affect people who use

1:30:57.030,1:31:04.470
their ar-15s to go hunt 30 to 50 feral

1:31:01.920,1:31:08.160
hogs on their property I'd love that

1:31:04.470,1:31:10.740
meme that was funny that go you know

1:31:08.160,1:31:15.060
people that are hunting it's air 15s or

1:31:10.740,1:31:16.290
medium game hunting rifles um people

1:31:15.060,1:31:17.580
that are using them for hunting people

1:31:16.290,1:31:19.140
that are using them for home defense

1:31:17.580,1:31:21.570
people that are using them because they

1:31:19.140,1:31:24.150
love to shoot which I might be doing

1:31:21.570,1:31:28.080
later this week which is really cool but

1:31:24.150,1:31:31.140
because I'm out in that country legally

1:31:28.080,1:31:35.060
of course legally but um because I do

1:31:31.140,1:31:40.500
I'm I've never actually broken a law and

1:31:35.060,1:31:42.630
so the so I mean that's who's gonna be

1:31:40.500,1:31:46.620
affected by this not anyone who's it you

1:31:42.630,1:31:51.570
know I hate we here at muddy waters

1:31:46.620,1:31:54.990
media are strongly against rape so what

1:31:51.570,1:31:57.540
I want to say is that because I hate

1:31:54.990,1:31:59.460
when we go to rape analogies because

1:31:57.540,1:32:01.350
it's like kind of it's almost like the

1:31:59.460,1:32:04.680
lazy man's way of doing it but it's a

1:32:01.350,1:32:09.720
really good analogy for this one trite

1:32:04.680,1:32:13.260
you know gun control taking guns to stop

1:32:09.720,1:32:15.960
mass shootings is like ending is like

1:32:13.260,1:32:19.110
making everyone you know get castrated

1:32:15.960,1:32:23.820
to stop rape like it's stupid

1:32:19.110,1:32:27.450
or you know like anyway it's just it's

1:32:23.820,1:32:29.340
just stupid right it's not beta it's cut

1:32:27.450,1:32:31.980
its cutting up your credit cards because

1:32:29.340,1:32:34.410
there's too much debt in the world right

1:32:31.980,1:32:36.330
but your your debts under control but to

1:32:34.410,1:32:37.800
stop the student debt crisis you're

1:32:36.330,1:32:40.680
gonna cut up all your gretagard

1:32:37.800,1:32:44.280
right I mean they make it makes no makes

1:32:40.680,1:32:46.260
no sense it makes no sense I'm gonna get

1:32:44.280,1:32:48.990
rid of my car to stop drunk driving

1:32:46.260,1:32:52.260
you don't drink yeah yeah but I have a

1:32:48.990,1:32:54.300
car so it's index one less it's one more

1:32:52.260,1:32:56.520
score on the road right like that's

1:32:54.300,1:32:57.960
that's that's literally the logic does

1:32:56.520,1:32:59.580
what most call the roadway your car was

1:32:57.960,1:33:01.140
fine you've never been an accident you

1:32:59.580,1:33:03.630
know but there one blister on the world

1:33:01.140,1:33:06.390
earth all books on more like little dog

1:33:03.630,1:33:10.380
don't try it like that's that's that's

1:33:06.390,1:33:13.890
what we're doing here and and so in and

1:33:10.380,1:33:16.230
so bado is also selling shirts that say

1:33:13.890,1:33:19.200
this is effed up but insane Nance

1:33:16.230,1:33:22.620
against it says it's as a cuss word

1:33:19.200,1:33:25.200
it starts with F and ends with Kade and

1:33:22.620,1:33:28.290
that has IDI at the end for past tense

1:33:25.200,1:33:31.410
for all of our Christmas time loving

1:33:28.290,1:33:33.570
fans there's a movie that plays 24 hours

1:33:31.410,1:33:35.430
a day on Christmas called a Christmas

1:33:33.570,1:33:39.390
story and in it there's a famous scene

1:33:35.430,1:33:42.720
where Ralphie is holding the hubcap and

1:33:39.390,1:33:44.370
his dad's putting stuff in it and it

1:33:42.720,1:33:51.990
gets bumped and all of the nuts go

1:33:44.370,1:33:54.840
everywhere and he goes oh and then the

1:33:51.990,1:33:58.170
narrator says but I didn't say fudge I

1:33:54.840,1:34:01.550
said the big one the mack daddy of all

1:33:58.170,1:34:04.830
cuss words the f dash dash dash word

1:34:01.550,1:34:06.960
which is the actual quote by the way and

1:34:04.830,1:34:10.260
that was good that was a good quote yeah

1:34:06.960,1:34:13.470
thanks and that is the word that he put

1:34:10.260,1:34:16.350
on his shirt that he is selling for his

1:34:13.470,1:34:18.900
presidential he's selling he's selling

1:34:16.350,1:34:22.320
the shirt and 50% of the proceeds are

1:34:18.900,1:34:24.300
gonna go to moms demand action and the

1:34:22.320,1:34:28.110
other 50% is gonna go to like I don't

1:34:24.300,1:34:31.680
know PETA or some stupid shit but so

1:34:28.110,1:34:33.210
bado is here's what we were talking

1:34:31.680,1:34:36.000
about this before the show started NATO

1:34:33.210,1:34:37.640
doesn't have an angle he's not the

1:34:36.000,1:34:42.870
original socialist like Bernie Sanders

1:34:37.640,1:34:46.740
he's not Barack Obama's Vice President

1:34:42.870,1:34:49.140
Joe Biden he's not a black woman like

1:34:46.740,1:34:51.450
Harris he's not a black man this isn't

1:34:49.140,1:34:54.270
even like Harris once the big

1:34:51.450,1:34:59.730
he's not a woman who isn't white Lake

1:34:54.270,1:35:03.390
Harris he's not a obviously homosexual

1:34:59.730,1:35:06.840
black man like Cory Booker he's not he's

1:35:03.390,1:35:10.500
not even a Native American he's not even

1:35:06.840,1:35:14.310
a fake Native American who eat out a

1:35:10.500,1:35:17.460
victory against Scott Brown in a wave

1:35:14.310,1:35:22.260
election cycle in Massachusetts like Liz

1:35:17.460,1:35:27.720
Warren he's just a white guy with a fake

1:35:22.260,1:35:31.290
Mexican name who's just he he looks like

1:35:27.720,1:35:34.200
a pair of mom jeans like he's just as

1:35:31.290,1:35:35.220
vanilla as a human being can be and just

1:35:34.200,1:35:39.210
corny as hell

1:35:35.220,1:35:41.850
and so his thing is why like us Oh care

1:35:39.210,1:35:43.500
who knows I cuss and the thing is Donald

1:35:41.850,1:35:46.290
Trump ari took that yeah don't don't

1:35:43.500,1:35:48.480
feel like you really yeah Donald Trump

1:35:46.290,1:35:53.760
already has the market he's cornered

1:35:48.480,1:35:59.400
that Trump already took the the fu I'm

1:35:53.760,1:36:01.950
Donald I'm ffffff GD GD GD and this and

1:35:59.400,1:36:05.490
unlike bado who there's plenty of words

1:36:01.950,1:36:09.420
he won't use that are cussed words Trump

1:36:05.490,1:36:13.470
will use those too so like Trump leaves

1:36:09.420,1:36:16.950
all the words and and Trump is the Dave

1:36:13.470,1:36:20.070
Chappelle of politicians and in many

1:36:16.950,1:36:21.990
ways and and it's many many ways yeah

1:36:20.070,1:36:26.880
sure in many ways he's the Dave

1:36:21.990,1:36:29.730
Chappelle of politicians and yeah I

1:36:26.880,1:36:31.380
can't stay in bed up yeah I can't sit

1:36:29.730,1:36:33.320
snackie understand him I can't stand

1:36:31.380,1:36:36.120
many of the people you just mentioned I

1:36:33.320,1:36:40.020
can't really stand any of them but but I

1:36:36.120,1:36:45.780
just find him he and Cory Booker are two

1:36:40.020,1:36:48.530
of the phoniest Fugazi smarmy Schmucks

1:36:45.780,1:36:53.270
it's just

1:36:48.530,1:36:58.830
so kz Fugazi okay a fugazy

1:36:53.270,1:37:00.750
it's a Fugazi but no no it's Fugazi in

1:36:58.830,1:37:03.430
this case is it it's for gazing in this

1:37:00.750,1:37:08.230
case okay it's it's it's

1:37:03.430,1:37:11.800
gay and Fugazi that means there are fake

1:37:08.230,1:37:15.190
gay they're fake they are they're fake

1:37:11.800,1:37:17.680
and gay okay well we cory booker's

1:37:15.190,1:37:19.810
everything yeah they're fake and gay

1:37:17.680,1:37:22.480
thank you and good both of them yeah

1:37:19.810,1:37:25.740
there is fake and gay as a straight

1:37:22.480,1:37:25.740
pride parade yes

1:37:26.070,1:37:29.890
so speaking of people this is speaking

1:37:28.330,1:37:34.330
of people doing things that are

1:37:29.890,1:37:39.100
unpresidential does it not president

1:37:34.330,1:37:43.870
Donald Donald J Donald J Trump Donald J

1:37:39.100,1:37:46.660
Trump he was in a meeting he was in a

1:37:43.870,1:37:50.500
top secret meeting and he was sitting

1:37:46.660,1:37:57.010
there with some of his advisers and his

1:37:50.500,1:38:01.420
advisers showed him this picture of site

1:37:57.010,1:38:04.420
one in Iran and Donald Trump whips out

1:38:01.420,1:38:10.870
his phone clicks a picture of it and he

1:38:04.420,1:38:12.760
puts it on Twitter and yeah so now we

1:38:10.870,1:38:14.920
have it and you are now looking at it if

1:38:12.760,1:38:17.560
you are watching our show live and not

1:38:14.920,1:38:19.330
listening on anchor dot F M but this is

1:38:17.560,1:38:22.720
the picture of any two of them it's a

1:38:19.330,1:38:24.880
very very high definition photo as you

1:38:22.720,1:38:27.220
can see and you can see where it says

1:38:24.880,1:38:31.270
damage support vehicles in the upper

1:38:27.220,1:38:33.730
left damaged gantry service lower damage

1:38:31.270,1:38:36.100
support vehicle on the right damaged

1:38:33.730,1:38:37.680
Saphir mobile erector launcher kind of

1:38:36.100,1:38:42.280
there in the middle and the damaged

1:38:37.680,1:38:45.310
propellant burner trailer on the left in

1:38:42.280,1:38:48.250
the bottom left quadrant down there and

1:38:45.310,1:38:51.850
he put that out on Twitter with a tweet

1:38:48.250,1:38:53.260
that says the United States of America

1:38:51.850,1:38:55.030
was not involved in the catastrophic

1:38:53.260,1:38:57.550
accident during final launch

1:38:55.030,1:39:01.060
preparations for the Sapphire SLV launch

1:38:57.550,1:39:03.730
at sym men launch site one in Iran

1:39:01.060,1:39:06.550
I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in

1:39:03.730,1:39:12.640
determining what happened at site 1 now

1:39:06.550,1:39:13.300
I don't have children I have never had

1:39:12.640,1:39:15.700
children

1:39:13.300,1:39:17.350
I remember being one some people say I

1:39:15.700,1:39:21.490
still act like one

1:39:17.350,1:39:26.050
but I feel if you have nothing to do

1:39:21.490,1:39:29.650
with it coming out the gate with the

1:39:26.050,1:39:32.770
United States was not involved I didn't

1:39:29.650,1:39:35.680
do it I didn't do it I didn't do it I

1:39:32.770,1:39:37.840
have a friend who does have children and

1:39:35.680,1:39:39.880
the other day we were in a phone

1:39:37.840,1:39:42.340
conversation and one of her children

1:39:39.880,1:39:49.720
runs into the room and goes I didn't do

1:39:42.340,1:39:50.950
it and I mean he did it I don't really

1:39:49.720,1:39:53.650
remember how the rest of that story

1:39:50.950,1:39:56.140
played out but I mean I feel like I know

1:39:53.650,1:39:58.390
I feel I know that something happened

1:39:56.140,1:40:01.810
and he probably did and he he

1:39:58.390,1:40:07.210
contributed and so right and so either

1:40:01.810,1:40:11.710
he so either he was going for that but

1:40:07.210,1:40:16.500
again you're kind of back here and fuck

1:40:11.710,1:40:21.940
just me then people look that I'm here

1:40:16.500,1:40:24.550
up just talking to myself there you go

1:40:21.940,1:40:26.620
you're back average so either I'll back

1:40:24.550,1:40:28.570
I'll get your back so either it was an

1:40:26.620,1:40:31.270
almost tongue-in-cheek admission of

1:40:28.570,1:40:33.040
American involvement or poking so much

1:40:31.270,1:40:34.660
fun at the fact that people are going to

1:40:33.040,1:40:36.130
blame the United States anyway he was

1:40:34.660,1:40:41.380
like I'm just gonna say it

1:40:36.130,1:40:49.120
we didn't do it he told a top-secret

1:40:41.380,1:40:51.310
picture well in like snapchatted his

1:40:49.120,1:40:52.540
private meeting now you know what's

1:40:51.310,1:40:55.420
funny about this is that my

1:40:52.540,1:40:57.280
understanding of of laws regarding

1:40:55.420,1:40:57.940
clearance is that because he's the

1:40:57.280,1:41:00.850
president

1:40:57.940,1:41:07.000
he basically can unilaterally declassify

1:41:00.850,1:41:09.580
things I'm not sure we I'm talking to

1:41:07.000,1:41:10.900
myself again yeah you're but which is

1:41:09.580,1:41:15.090
three have talking to myself

1:41:10.900,1:41:21.280
he can't I didn't talking right but it

1:41:15.090,1:41:24.640
well you're going back here no no but

1:41:21.280,1:41:29.650
yes he says that he does have a makes it

1:41:24.640,1:41:31.150
so difficult to finish the sentence I'm

1:41:29.650,1:41:36.250
not sure if I'm back your bet

1:41:31.150,1:41:38.530
I think I'm you're yeah so I but yeah no

1:41:36.250,1:41:40.930
I think he's able to that not gone again

1:41:38.530,1:41:44.830
oh you're back yep you're still here no

1:41:40.930,1:41:48.460
god no you're not oh okay I'm silly oh I

1:41:44.830,1:41:51.640
think oh oh boy

1:41:48.460,1:41:56.200
yeah oh yeah hey I can hear everything

1:41:51.640,1:42:03.040
or saying now I can hear everything good

1:41:56.200,1:42:06.280
so I okay so that I think I think that

1:42:03.040,1:42:08.130
he can do that yeah he said he well he

1:42:06.280,1:42:11.380
at least claims to be able to do that

1:42:08.130,1:42:14.080
which okay yeah

1:42:11.380,1:42:15.730
which whatever I think it's true I think

1:42:14.080,1:42:17.350
that's actually true because he's

1:42:15.730,1:42:20.110
commander in chief he can do that right

1:42:17.350,1:42:23.500
I think thank you Jason line is saying

1:42:20.110,1:42:27.000
you know here he's getting washed away

1:42:23.500,1:42:31.240
in the floods of durian and the Bahamas

1:42:27.000,1:42:36.040
but then amid the Bahamas yeah yeah but

1:42:31.240,1:42:38.470
then just days later maybe day day later

1:42:36.040,1:42:40.260
we'll say day later he follow that a day

1:42:38.470,1:42:42.880
later a day later he followed up

1:42:40.260,1:42:45.280
tweeting out a top-secret photo which

1:42:42.880,1:42:49.150
again president he's allowed to

1:42:45.280,1:42:51.520
declassify anything so he did write that

1:42:49.150,1:42:57.940
right then right right in the moment

1:42:51.520,1:43:00.400
he's at second he tweeted out a tweet of

1:42:57.940,1:43:03.190
talking about Hurricane durian and he

1:43:00.400,1:43:04.930
says that the people of Florida South

1:43:03.190,1:43:07.450
Carolina Georgia North Carolina and

1:43:04.930,1:43:09.550
Alabama need to be careful during the

1:43:07.450,1:43:11.770
hurricane now real quick I'm just gonna

1:43:09.550,1:43:15.760
throw up a quick graphic here is the

1:43:11.770,1:43:18.760
pathway of Hurricane Dorian as of that

1:43:15.760,1:43:20.770
date if you take a look at where the

1:43:18.760,1:43:22.120
purple section there is in the middle of

1:43:20.770,1:43:24.100
that's going to be like where the most

1:43:22.120,1:43:26.020
intensity is and that's right around the

1:43:24.100,1:43:27.520
Bahamas where Dorian apparently really

1:43:26.020,1:43:31.170
likes because it has remained there

1:43:27.520,1:43:33.580
since this day now if you move upward

1:43:31.170,1:43:35.770
you can see that it's going to hit the

1:43:33.580,1:43:37.330
coast of Florida and a little bit of

1:43:35.770,1:43:40.180
Georgia there Savannah is probably going

1:43:37.330,1:43:41.980
to get some wreckage and then up the

1:43:40.180,1:43:44.560
coast of South Carolina and the North

1:43:41.980,1:43:48.520
Carolina and if you are

1:43:44.560,1:43:52.900
very well-versed in American geography

1:43:48.520,1:43:54.850
the state to the left above Florida that

1:43:52.900,1:44:02.620
you can see all of it that's that's

1:43:54.850,1:44:07.660
Alabama now there is no risk of durian

1:44:02.620,1:44:09.730
hitting Alabama in that so if you are in

1:44:07.660,1:44:13.540
Alabama and you believe the president's

1:44:09.730,1:44:18.810
tweet don't worry you're fine as is

1:44:13.540,1:44:22.060
probably everybody else in you it's

1:44:18.810,1:44:29.770
probably if you're not the ball is fine

1:44:22.060,1:44:32.010
right no I want to say this imagine what

1:44:29.770,1:44:39.490
happens if for some reason this storm

1:44:32.010,1:44:42.160
somehow hits album and I'm just it's

1:44:39.490,1:44:46.540
just me that no isn't I'm just talking

1:44:42.160,1:44:49.720
to myself you're not yeah okay so what

1:44:46.540,1:44:53.500
what happens if Dorian actually hits

1:44:49.720,1:44:55.510
Alabama defying all expectations defined

1:44:53.500,1:44:59.470
yet defying all expectations making its

1:44:55.510,1:45:03.310
way all the way across Florida parts of

1:44:59.470,1:45:05.320
Georgia and hitting Alabama and hitting

1:45:03.310,1:45:07.720
Alabama I mean and then somehow going

1:45:05.320,1:45:10.060
back and hitting South Carolina and

1:45:07.720,1:45:12.880
North Carolina because I mean that's the

1:45:10.060,1:45:15.970
only real pathway it can take that would

1:45:12.880,1:45:18.580
be a feat and I will issue a formal

1:45:15.970,1:45:22.210
apology to the president for making fun

1:45:18.580,1:45:23.890
of him for saying Alabama into the

1:45:22.210,1:45:26.260
people of Alabama for telling them they

1:45:23.890,1:45:30.340
were three okay right and and to those

1:45:26.260,1:45:33.460
people as well the the before from

1:45:30.340,1:45:37.510
Alabama that listen to us I will

1:45:33.460,1:45:38.770
apologize to those four people are part

1:45:37.510,1:45:42.790
of our no minimum lists are gonna be

1:45:38.770,1:45:45.010
pretty upset yes I know our know minimal

1:45:42.790,1:45:49.180
listenership might go down slightly if

1:45:45.010,1:45:52.840
if the the the people of Alabama went on

1:45:49.180,1:45:57.010
your hot a and and didn't go didn't flee

1:45:52.840,1:45:58.389
the her and gonna be okay right but yes

1:45:57.010,1:46:00.459
but again you Pro

1:45:58.389,1:46:03.849
listen to me much either but at the same

1:46:00.459,1:46:07.780
time I feel confident in this one that I

1:46:03.849,1:46:11.739
can accurately predict that Orion is not

1:46:07.780,1:46:16.659
hitting Alabama it's going to hit the

1:46:11.739,1:46:19.599
Bahamas a lot and then it may hits gonna

1:46:16.659,1:46:21.760
be hitting yes it's just gonna it's

1:46:19.599,1:46:24.010
gonna be two years from now and Orion is

1:46:21.760,1:46:27.300
still gonna be at the Bahamas and we'll

1:46:24.010,1:46:29.979
be talking about them like Atlantis

1:46:27.300,1:46:32.829
well it'll be like those perpetual

1:46:29.979,1:46:34.419
storms on is it Jupiter that has like a

1:46:32.829,1:46:35.849
hurricane that's constantly going

1:46:34.419,1:46:38.380
yeah just constantly moving around

1:46:35.849,1:46:41.769
because that'll be Torian and what used

1:46:38.380,1:46:42.899
to be the Bahamas just sitting there

1:46:41.769,1:46:46.929
forever

1:46:42.899,1:46:51.689
so other another great hurricane related

1:46:46.929,1:46:54.939
hot take from Donald Trump he oh no no

1:46:51.689,1:46:56.260
no no we're not doing that's no because

1:46:54.939,1:46:59.909
it's fake I was gonna be fit you know

1:46:56.260,1:47:03.070
it's fake news that's not fake news

1:46:59.909,1:47:08.489
sorry about that fake news it's big news

1:47:03.070,1:47:12.429
yeah yeah right we don't ever I mean

1:47:08.489,1:47:14.349
except when it's intentional we don't do

1:47:12.429,1:47:16.719
yeah we don't do accidental fake news on

1:47:14.349,1:47:18.909
this show right if we tell you a lie we

1:47:16.719,1:47:24.149
totally damn well meant to do it that's

1:47:18.909,1:47:28.239
right I'll tell you what's not a lie as

1:47:24.149,1:47:30.399
of September 4th tomorrow you will have

1:47:28.239,1:47:33.939
been the co-host of muddied waters of

1:47:30.399,1:47:37.209
freedom for one year so uh where's there

1:47:33.939,1:47:39.039
is there is little baby spike turning

1:47:37.209,1:47:42.669
one which you can't see this so it's

1:47:39.039,1:47:44.949
even better I cannot wait to see this

1:47:42.669,1:47:47.590
yeah so little baby spike turning

1:47:44.949,1:47:50.649
one-year old as the muddy water host

1:47:47.590,1:47:54.280
muddied waters of freedom host a little

1:47:50.649,1:47:58.179
bit longer for his own show and in the

1:47:54.280,1:48:02.369
last year you've done 1415 now shows

1:47:58.179,1:48:07.449
from the couch this will be your 46

1:48:02.369,1:48:09.519
episode this will be your forty second

1:48:07.449,1:48:12.010
episode of the muddied waters of freedom

1:48:09.519,1:48:14.650
there have been 75 uncontrol

1:48:12.010,1:48:18.699
laughing fits between the two of us most

1:48:14.650,1:48:21.309
of them are okay me 99 referent up sorry

1:48:18.699,1:48:24.159
100 references to being an anarchist I

1:48:21.309,1:48:26.199
did an update for today okay a hundred

1:48:24.159,1:48:29.769
and fifty seven looks of complete

1:48:26.199,1:48:32.289
confusion this was hours of me doing

1:48:29.769,1:48:34.440
research this week by the way are these

1:48:32.289,1:48:41.099
real numbers sure

1:48:34.440,1:48:44.949
211 mentions of nipples 200 moles now 13

1:48:41.099,1:48:46.690
yeah our Facebook page had 8,000 new

1:48:44.949,1:48:52.179
likes before Facebook took away the

1:48:46.690,1:48:54.610
ability for people to like us over 9,000

1:48:52.179,1:49:00.869
new followers on Facebook a seemingly

1:48:54.610,1:49:02.860
infinite amount of hilarious memes and

1:49:00.869,1:49:05.550
these numbers are completely and totally

1:49:02.860,1:49:08.019
fabricated and only random estimates but

1:49:05.550,1:49:10.809
still lots of research went into making

1:49:08.019,1:49:14.579
up these numbers I believe you yeah and

1:49:10.809,1:49:18.900
they they're a hundred percent accurate

1:49:14.579,1:49:22.900
no fake news no yes No Fee no fake news

1:49:18.900,1:49:27.130
and honestly the last year of muddied

1:49:22.900,1:49:28.719
waters has been just fucking fantastic

1:49:27.130,1:49:30.940
it has been a blast

1:49:28.719,1:49:33.159
and I could not ask for a better co-host

1:49:30.940,1:49:39.130
than you and the only reason we are

1:49:33.159,1:49:42.880
doing this show well you are not well

1:49:39.130,1:49:44.489
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1:49:42.880,1:49:51.000
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1:50:05.380,1:50:10.119
bring you this episode of the muddy

1:50:07.360,1:50:12.760
water I've had so much fun doing this

1:50:10.119,1:50:15.489
show for the last year I'm so happy that

1:50:12.760,1:50:18.519
I was asked to come on I'm so happy I

1:50:15.489,1:50:21.699
was asked to do my show it is the two

1:50:18.519,1:50:25.480
days of the greatest joy that I have

1:50:21.699,1:50:25.940
often every week or it's always in the

1:50:25.480,1:50:27.980
top ten

1:50:25.940,1:50:30.110
I'd say of joyful things that happened

1:50:27.980,1:50:30.410
to me in a given week I absolutely love

1:50:30.110,1:50:33.590
it

1:50:30.410,1:50:35.930
I love you Matt I love you our followers

1:50:33.590,1:50:37.550
I love you personal injury attorney

1:50:35.930,1:50:41.960
Chris Reynolds attorney at law

1:50:37.550,1:50:44.210
I love I'm just absolutely it is like my

1:50:41.960,1:50:44.870
favorite thing I absolutely love doing

1:50:44.210,1:50:50.870
it

1:50:44.870,1:50:53.530
here's to another 15 looks of confusion

1:50:50.870,1:50:57.860
or 57 or whatever it was 150 you know

1:50:53.530,1:51:01.489
here's to many many more years of of

1:50:57.860,1:51:04.760
this insanity with its what soon would

1:51:01.489,1:51:05.960
better internet lately hopefully we

1:51:04.760,1:51:08.960
don't know hopefully we don't know what

1:51:05.960,1:51:12.650
Dorian's gonna do to South Carolina yeah

1:51:08.960,1:51:13.760
but yeah seriously over the past like we

1:51:12.650,1:51:15.770
were friends before that but over the

1:51:13.760,1:51:17.390
past year you've become much more than a

1:51:15.770,1:51:18.980
friend to me and people are always

1:51:17.390,1:51:24.500
shocked that we have never met each

1:51:18.980,1:51:25.280
other in person no I know it's I don't

1:51:24.500,1:51:27.080
know

1:51:25.280,1:51:31.219
but luckily that's coming to an end in

1:51:27.080,1:51:33.590
November and yeah yeah and yeah honestly

1:51:31.219,1:51:36.560
you've become like you're my best friend

1:51:33.590,1:51:38.930
and one of my brothers and I would give

1:51:36.560,1:51:41.590
you my blood if you ever needed it if I

1:51:38.930,1:51:43.760
appreciate then and your blood actually

1:51:41.590,1:51:47.090
works for me right because you've got

1:51:43.760,1:51:50.840
late type o-negative Oh negative so

1:51:47.090,1:51:51.640
that's like an actionable offer there

1:51:50.840,1:51:53.960
right

1:51:51.640,1:51:59.000
which I appreciate yeah I mean you can

1:51:53.960,1:52:01.280
have it I mean I'm not using this once

1:51:59.000,1:52:01.610
it's out of you I mean you know have at

1:52:01.280,1:52:03.620
it

1:52:01.610,1:52:06.830
no absolutely I love you too man I'm so

1:52:03.620,1:52:08.930
I'm so happy to be on III love this show

1:52:06.830,1:52:11.150
I love my show I love the whole Muddy

1:52:08.930,1:52:13.010
Waters thing that we have going I love

1:52:11.150,1:52:14.210
where we're going with it can't wait to

1:52:13.010,1:52:16.010
actually meet you in person

1:52:14.210,1:52:18.920
we're definitely way more than friends

1:52:16.010,1:52:20.480
we're it we're we're lovers if you

1:52:18.920,1:52:23.270
really think about it digitally you're

1:52:20.480,1:52:25.790
really digitally lovers weird digital

1:52:23.270,1:52:29.090
lovers there's a song called computer

1:52:25.790,1:52:31.910
love does anyone else just me probably

1:52:29.090,1:52:34.150
know this song exists you just me it's a

1:52:31.910,1:52:38.420
it's a if you after the show

1:52:34.150,1:52:39.640
you google the song computer love that's

1:52:38.420,1:52:43.180
that describes

1:52:39.640,1:52:45.400
my romance with Matt right it says it's

1:52:43.180,1:52:47.380
as gay as anything at an industry Pride

1:52:45.400,1:52:49.420
Parade right like this this dates back

1:52:47.380,1:52:50.380
to before it was called sexting and it

1:52:49.420,1:52:53.560
was cyber sex

1:52:50.380,1:52:56.140
it was cyber sex Yeah right

1:52:53.560,1:52:59.050
so we cyber yet no sex we cyber sex with

1:52:56.140,1:53:00.760
each other with cyber sex did that's

1:52:59.050,1:53:03.280
right yes

1:53:00.760,1:53:05.950
so no so yeah no I'm so happy to be a

1:53:03.280,1:53:11.830
part of this and stealing a page out of

1:53:05.950,1:53:14.230
your book okay I have one final jeopardy

1:53:11.830,1:53:15.160
question for you okay so we have one

1:53:14.230,1:53:17.860
minute on the clock

1:53:15.160,1:53:19.750
oh oh I get a minute I only get my yes

1:53:17.860,1:53:21.670
30 seconds well I've only found a

1:53:19.750,1:53:23.490
one-minute version of this song so

1:53:21.670,1:53:24.760
you'll get a minute to think about this

1:53:23.490,1:53:29.740
okay

1:53:24.760,1:53:33.040
now the question is over the last forty

1:53:29.740,1:53:35.400
two episodes which one is your favorite

1:53:33.040,1:53:35.400
nickname

1:53:36.640,1:53:53.029
[Music]

1:53:49.870,1:53:53.029
[Applause]

1:53:53.590,1:54:04.660
a flip joy a turret now okay I thought

1:54:02.050,1:54:07.510
was waiting till the end I mean or I'd

1:54:04.660,1:54:18.060
give my answer well just okay 30 seconds

1:54:07.510,1:54:24.760
is good i i i think my my favorite

1:54:18.060,1:54:28.380
nickname was oh man

1:54:24.760,1:54:31.660
spike the constitution has no mention of

1:54:28.380,1:54:39.190
federal immigration controls which is

1:54:31.660,1:54:42.850
why the the US was opened my hundred

1:54:39.190,1:54:46.300
years of existence order immigration

1:54:42.850,1:54:48.130
kelly socialist cohen I'm sorry the

1:54:46.300,1:54:53.580
answer we were looking for is spike

1:54:48.130,1:54:56.380
gonzo is my favorite Muppet Cohen I

1:54:53.580,1:54:58.030
swear to you I was gonna go with gonzo

1:54:56.380,1:55:00.160
was my favorite Muppet and then I

1:54:58.030,1:55:01.840
thought no I really liked that one too

1:55:00.160,1:55:04.450
yeah it was between that and the

1:55:01.840,1:55:07.120
kickflip one was the ones that was the

1:55:04.450,1:55:09.210
correct answer oh because that did ones

1:55:07.120,1:55:11.470
that stung the heart at the deepest yeah

1:55:09.210,1:55:13.810
because they were like the most true and

1:55:11.470,1:55:15.160
it was frightening and I thought well

1:55:13.810,1:55:16.930
maybe you're talking to my wife about

1:55:15.160,1:55:20.440
this stuff but she wouldn't know that

1:55:16.930,1:55:24.880
either so yeah so the other one was

1:55:20.440,1:55:27.700
spike I once did a kickflip Cohen is

1:55:24.880,1:55:29.080
that what it is know what it was I did a

1:55:27.700,1:55:31.830
kickflip one time and thought I was a

1:55:29.080,1:55:39.310
big deal or something like that it was

1:55:31.830,1:55:41.710
where is it spike one time pulled off a

1:55:39.310,1:55:44.050
kickflip very successfully so that's

1:55:41.710,1:55:46.750
actually true I like really wanted to be

1:55:44.050,1:55:50.590
a good skateboarder and I had no ollie

1:55:46.750,1:55:55.090
down and I accidentally grinded down

1:55:50.590,1:55:58.170
stairs one time did not mean to but I

1:55:55.090,1:56:00.760
and then and then I am common life

1:55:58.170,1:56:03.940
what's that scariest five seconds of

1:56:00.760,1:56:05.980
your life it was like I didn't realize

1:56:03.940,1:56:07.179
there were stairs there there was a I'm

1:56:05.980,1:56:08.949
like and it was like that's

1:56:07.179,1:56:12.130
Emily yeah it was awesome and I'd like

1:56:08.949,1:56:14.769
to peed myself but um I I did I didn't

1:56:12.130,1:56:16.749
actually pee myself but I but then the

1:56:14.769,1:56:19.780
one time I did a kickflip also

1:56:16.749,1:56:21.280
accidentally and I'm like yeah I've been

1:56:19.780,1:56:23.349
trying all day and then I actually got

1:56:21.280,1:56:24.729
it and then after that I stopped

1:56:23.349,1:56:27.070
skateboarding because I realized I'd

1:56:24.729,1:56:29.829
reached the pinnacle of my abilities um

1:56:27.070,1:56:30.939
so that was also true and gonzo was my

1:56:29.829,1:56:34.300
favorite Muppet mmm

1:56:30.939,1:56:36.550
but but I have to say I know what's

1:56:34.300,1:56:38.800
wrong cuz you told me it was time to

1:56:36.550,1:56:42.699
answer I know the rules say I was wrong

1:56:38.800,1:56:44.170
and yet I object subjectively I think

1:56:42.699,1:56:46.179
that my favorite was the one about the

1:56:44.170,1:56:48.369
immigration one just because I watched

1:56:46.179,1:56:51.780
your face get red as you tried to say

1:56:48.369,1:56:55.739
two paragraphs of multi syllabic words

1:56:51.780,1:56:59.979
in one breath in one breath in one braum

1:56:55.739,1:57:02.439
so so I think for many reasons that

1:56:59.979,1:57:06.099
might be my favorite but no I'm so happy

1:57:02.439,1:57:08.889
to continue doing this and now guys

1:57:06.099,1:57:12.340
speaking of my show that I love so much

1:57:08.889,1:57:14.739
I won't be doing it this week um because

1:57:12.340,1:57:15.400
I I mean I could do it but it would look

1:57:14.739,1:57:18.010
like this

1:57:15.400,1:57:21.219
and I don't think anyone wants any more

1:57:18.010,1:57:25.119
of this I think I think people please

1:57:21.219,1:57:28.570
watch this 15 shows from the couch this

1:57:25.119,1:57:31.300
year yeah 15 shows from the couch i I

1:57:28.570,1:57:34.239
don't want to interview a vice

1:57:31.300,1:57:36.880
presidential pick from the couch but I

1:57:34.239,1:57:38.499
believe that next week assuming Myrtle

1:57:36.880,1:57:41.409
Beach still exists and I return to it

1:57:38.499,1:57:43.659
next Wednesday I will have on John

1:57:41.409,1:57:45.969
Phillips who is Kim ruffs running mate

1:57:43.659,1:57:48.579
if his schedule allows he has been a

1:57:45.969,1:57:51.969
real Mensch in continuing to keep

1:57:48.579,1:57:53.260
rescheduling these with me but this one

1:57:51.969,1:57:59.170
really was not my fault there was a

1:57:53.260,1:58:01.510
storm in Barbados or and and so but so

1:57:59.170,1:58:04.840
and and Matt you said so on Thursday you

1:58:01.510,1:58:06.340
have on Adam Freeman right so normally I

1:58:04.840,1:58:09.699
bring on Adam Freeman right about this

1:58:06.340,1:58:11.559
time every year because he was integral

1:58:09.699,1:58:14.499
in me being able to successfully not

1:58:11.559,1:58:16.389
continue to drink right he was a huge

1:58:14.499,1:58:19.599
help at the beginning and he immediately

1:58:16.389,1:58:21.010
stopped after that but i said i still

1:58:19.599,1:58:24.730
bring him on every every

1:58:21.010,1:58:26.889
year to kind of say thank you for being

1:58:24.730,1:58:28.239
the support system and instead of this

1:58:26.889,1:58:30.010
year watching him try to fumble through

1:58:28.239,1:58:32.949
some presentation that he didn't have

1:58:30.010,1:58:35.530
time to actually put together like he

1:58:32.949,1:58:38.380
says he will every year what we have

1:58:35.530,1:58:42.070
decided to do is a little out of the

1:58:38.380,1:58:44.170
norm for my show okay we are going to

1:58:42.070,1:58:46.900
just tell stories of our drinking and

1:58:44.170,1:58:49.150
drug days oh wow yeah so you're going to

1:58:46.900,1:58:51.570
get to learn a lot about Adam and myself

1:58:49.150,1:58:54.400
and the stupid things that we used to do

1:58:51.570,1:58:57.219
when we were drinking and doing copious

1:58:54.400,1:58:59.170
amounts of drugs well I'll definitely be

1:58:57.219,1:59:02.500
turned in tuning into that assuming you

1:58:59.170,1:59:04.630
know my 2g connection there holds up to

1:59:02.500,1:59:06.039
be able to watch some video on the

1:59:04.630,1:59:08.829
internet like I'm just gonna throw it

1:59:06.039,1:59:14.349
out now if mom is watching don't watch

1:59:08.829,1:59:16.960
that show yeah no definitely don't watch

1:59:14.349,1:59:19.210
that one and then is Jason Jason's back

1:59:16.960,1:59:22.210
for Friday's - I think right now he's

1:59:19.210,1:59:24.369
only on Mondays okay okay so nothing on

1:59:22.210,1:59:28.719
Friday and then tune in next week on

1:59:24.369,1:59:30.460
Monday for Jason Lyon who was doing mr.

1:59:28.719,1:59:35.099
America the bearded truth and then tune

1:59:30.460,1:59:37.179
in next week right here Tuesday nights

1:59:35.099,1:59:39.610
for the muddy waters to freedom where

1:59:37.179,1:59:42.670
Matt Wright and I parsed through the

1:59:39.610,1:59:48.190
week's news with the the cheer and

1:59:42.670,1:59:52.690
splendor of a sweet summer boy speaking

1:59:48.190,1:59:53.650
of sweet summer boy spike is yes mr.

1:59:52.690,1:59:55.570
April oh yeah

1:59:53.650,1:59:58.269
mr. April and the libertarian dadbod

1:59:55.570,1:59:59.530
calendar the libertarian dad bod

1:59:58.269,2:00:01.480
Calendar brought to you by the South

1:59:59.530,2:00:04.949
Carolina Libertarian Party hey guys if

2:00:01.480,2:00:07.480
if I know two of my favorite things are

2:00:04.949,2:00:10.780
spreading the Liberty message and my

2:00:07.480,2:00:14.260
sweet sexy body and you two can share in

2:00:10.780,2:00:17.289
my joys by going to libertarian dad bod

2:00:14.260,2:00:20.170
and donating seventeen dollars to the

2:00:17.289,2:00:23.199
South Carolina libertarian party and you

2:00:20.170,2:00:25.900
will get a copy of the libertarian dad

2:00:23.199,2:00:30.400
bod calendar for the year 2020 it has me

2:00:25.900,2:00:33.220
in it it has Pixar walk in it in a in a

2:00:30.400,2:00:36.670
naked in a robe and

2:00:33.220,2:00:40.780
as vermin supreme in it has Tom Arnold

2:00:36.670,2:00:44.860
it has friend of the show Joshua Smith

2:00:40.780,2:00:53.500
Joshua Joshy bear bear down Smith and it

2:00:44.860,2:00:56.770
has my friend Tyler in it it's got a sky

2:00:53.500,2:00:59.460
my friend Tyler and he's gay and I and

2:00:56.770,2:01:01.720
it's it's got a lot of people in it

2:00:59.460,2:01:03.880
probably got about twelve people in it

2:01:01.720,2:01:05.880
it has roughly twelve people roughly

2:01:03.880,2:01:08.530
twelve and we're in this calendar I

2:01:05.880,2:01:13.420
named at least I think seven just now

2:01:08.530,2:01:15.880
right so man many many more right and so

2:01:13.420,2:01:21.370
spike is his theme was sweet summer boy

2:01:15.880,2:01:24.460
he's in April it's not into something it

2:01:21.370,2:01:28.480
is not in the summer it's just a very

2:01:24.460,2:01:31.660
odd theme for April also Joshy bear has

2:01:28.480,2:01:33.820
my birth month and I saw the picture and

2:01:31.660,2:01:35.620
I'm not gonna lie man it's gonna be hard

2:01:33.820,2:01:40.540
to decide between March and April back

2:01:35.620,2:01:41.980
on this wall hey Josh maybe you can

2:01:40.540,2:01:43.300
alternate yeah I was gonna say I'm gonna

2:01:41.980,2:01:45.340
have to just keep flipping back and

2:01:43.300,2:01:46.890
forth any time josh is on the show it's

2:01:45.340,2:01:49.210
got to be Joshy bear in the back

2:01:46.890,2:01:53.680
shirtless with the baseball bat

2:01:49.210,2:01:54.220
over his shoulders right that's actually

2:01:53.680,2:01:56.380
pretty good

2:01:54.220,2:01:58.600
yeah not for him it made a lot of sense

2:01:56.380,2:02:02.040
especially since baseball season starts

2:01:58.600,2:02:05.740
in March and summer does not start maple

2:02:02.040,2:02:07.750
I'm also I'm also not a dad right and

2:02:05.740,2:02:11.410
I'm also not a member of the Libertarian

2:02:07.750,2:02:14.290
Party America needs this body and so I

2:02:11.410,2:02:18.100
that was my the best vehicle for me to

2:02:14.290,2:02:21.820
give it to them I'm nipple nipple nipple

2:02:18.100,2:02:24.610
ones nipple Fridays was vetoed nipple

2:02:21.820,2:02:27.760
twos my my nipple Tuesday's was was

2:02:24.610,2:02:29.500
vetoed by my wife and so this was the

2:02:27.760,2:02:31.090
only way to get my nipples to the world

2:02:29.500,2:02:32.650
in two hundred and two hundred and

2:02:31.090,2:02:34.240
fifteen times and I want to point out

2:02:32.650,2:02:37.360
that now your nipples have been on the

2:02:34.240,2:02:40.210
internet more than mine since the since

2:02:37.360,2:02:42.340
the genesis of this show oh wait till

2:02:40.210,2:02:44.400
the calendar comes out friends because

2:02:42.340,2:02:47.020
my nipples are about to take over a

2:02:44.400,2:02:50.950
sizable portion of the live

2:02:47.020,2:02:56.560
Criterion circles of the internet that I

2:02:50.950,2:02:58.390
can promise you so Matt if someone were

2:02:56.560,2:03:00.310
looking to find this show on that

2:02:58.390,2:03:02.710
internet after looking at my nipples and

2:03:00.310,2:03:05.650
saying I've had enough of spiked nipples

2:03:02.710,2:03:07.120
for today I'm in my refractory period

2:03:05.650,2:03:09.430
and I'd like to watch something else

2:03:07.120,2:03:10.650
where could they go to find us you can

2:03:09.430,2:03:12.880
find us on Facebook at facebook.com

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slash Muddy Waters media you can find us

2:03:12.880,2:03:15.550
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2:03:14.380,2:03:16.990
can find us on twitter at muddied

2:03:15.550,2:03:18.640
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2:03:16.990,2:03:21.460
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2:03:18.640,2:03:23.110
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2:03:36.310,2:03:41.820
find this in every episode of muddied

2:03:38.980,2:03:46.810
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2:03:41.820,2:03:50.560
come everywhere everywhere we are the

2:03:46.810,2:03:52.210
internet we are we are literally we are

2:03:50.560,2:03:55.780
literally on the entire Internet so guys

2:03:52.210,2:03:58.300
thanks for tuning it again thank you for

2:03:55.780,2:03:59.410
for tolerating my terrible internet

2:03:58.300,2:04:01.600
signal on the top of a mountain

2:03:59.410,2:04:04.360
somewhere in Georgia which is apparently

2:04:01.600,2:04:07.200
near a lake and where we're going we

2:04:04.360,2:04:07.200
don't need roads

2:04:09.870,2:04:25.310
[Music]

2:04:29.740,2:04:33.790
running through the city I'm a boss

2:04:31.480,2:04:35.800
bitch boss it's nothing on my ex bitch

2:04:33.790,2:04:38.860
check this music with the message

2:04:35.800,2:04:40.870
Stressless climbing out the trenches run

2:04:38.860,2:04:43.300
quick one shot don't miss working

2:04:40.870,2:04:45.700
through emotion mixing up another magic

2:04:43.300,2:04:47.450
potion through the motions just one more

2:04:45.700,2:04:49.490
time

2:04:47.450,2:04:51.020
thinking that's one of a kind you forgot

2:04:49.490,2:04:52.950
you stupid blind like a Rubik's Cube

2:04:51.020,2:04:54.429
lost your mind okay

2:04:52.950,2:04:56.350
[Music]

2:04:54.429,2:04:58.210
with the money now slugs wanna bring me

2:04:56.350,2:04:59.949
down earth he's been spinning around you

2:04:58.210,2:05:02.170
like an ultrasound isn't with the

2:04:59.949,2:05:03.370
ultrasound boomy gonna get it now feel

2:05:02.170,2:05:05.500
like time is running out

2:05:03.370,2:05:07.540
turn on the lights don't give him down

2:05:05.500,2:05:09.820
Thomas shine so bright we're gonna turn

2:05:07.540,2:05:11.560
a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

2:05:09.820,2:05:16.050
just some cats from a small town and

2:05:11.560,2:05:16.050
made their way up around its on nickel

2:05:19.810,2:05:24.489
[Music]

2:05:28.230,2:05:37.300
[Music]

2:05:35.469,2:05:39.310
we've intrigued catches on out the

2:05:37.300,2:05:41.260
dreamcatcher yes took a mean lesson

2:05:39.310,2:05:42.880
converted esteem age it's a burden will

2:05:41.260,2:05:44.830
pass and in time freedom the last

2:05:42.880,2:05:47.050
setting birthday you black linen turn in

2:05:44.830,2:05:49.000
the past wish I could give you this last

2:05:47.050,2:05:50.890
message yeah your mother that got it set

2:05:49.000,2:05:54.130
you don't get to brokenhearted cuz I'm

2:05:50.890,2:05:57.690
with you dog behind quicker you ever let

2:05:54.130,2:05:57.690
your dreams fall just fall bigger

2:05:58.070,2:06:02.210
huh with the money now slugs wanna bring

2:06:00.230,2:06:03.950
me down earth he's gonna spin around you

2:06:02.210,2:06:06.170
know like an ultrasound in sync with the

2:06:03.950,2:06:07.970
ultrasound room he gonna get it now feel

2:06:06.170,2:06:09.500
like time is running out your nan the

2:06:07.970,2:06:11.540
lights don't dim them down

2:06:09.500,2:06:13.820
Thomas shines so bright we're gonna turn

2:06:11.540,2:06:15.560
a loud crowd ignites as we burn it down

2:06:13.820,2:06:19.900
just some cats from a small town that

2:06:15.560,2:06:19.900
made their way on the round it's on now

2:06:24.680,2:06:28.520
[Music]

2:06:35.810,2:06:41.510
[Music]

2:06:38.959,2:06:43.189
get a coffee that's all win clock ticks

2:06:41.510,2:06:45.110
now the lights damn some tricks with

2:06:43.189,2:06:47.209
right hands ecstatic the fact that she

2:06:45.110,2:06:49.070
likes him hard on a flash you get tact

2:06:47.209,2:06:49.489
Tim struck gold rock intact outta

2:06:49.070,2:06:52.130
control

2:06:49.489,2:06:53.840
BBB sorry booster baby they go and open

2:06:52.130,2:06:55.760
the for a minute but now he's gaining

2:06:53.840,2:06:57.590
control and I'm fading on home no

2:06:55.760,2:06:59.420
debating this story my soul is are give

2:06:57.590,2:07:01.370
me glory dream stuck in purgatory now

2:06:59.420,2:07:03.650
catch him run a story

2:07:01.370,2:07:05.570
I'm in love with the money now slugs

2:07:03.650,2:07:07.520
wanna bring me down earth peas will spin

2:07:05.570,2:07:09.530
around dream like an ultrasound and

2:07:07.520,2:07:11.570
secrete the ultrasound will be gonna get

2:07:09.530,2:07:14.170
it now me like time is running out turn

2:07:11.570,2:07:14.170
off the light