Episode 104 – The One That Is a Week Late

The Muddied Waters of Freedom with Matt Wright & Spike Cohen


About This Episode


WE’RE BACK! And we’re here to talk about Liz Warren, illegal immigrants, getting arrested for making cops mad, not getting arrested for theft, and nipples! Sweet, sweet nipples. #WeTheNipple

Intro & Outro Song – Perseverance by Zuby


Episode Transcript

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Mic Check yo I’m still here
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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then I say no means no just this is true
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hip-hop
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I’m not flip-flop blow me flow this is
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perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance this is perseverance I’ve
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been on the romm since I made the first
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appearance I’ve been on the grind never
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grated for the clearance lapis all the
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time so I’m gonna live a fearless years
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yeah
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and people gonna hear this made a little
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name with the vision and coherence never
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been a lame Nam closer to a genius
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knowledge of my brain chuck it up to the
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experience still I’m not rich but at
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least I ain’t broke
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never sell dreams cuz I better sell hope
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hope people so lost in the mirrors and
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the smoke think I’d be a real a bloke if
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I said I sold dope no but my fans tell
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you that I’m awesome awesome I started
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selling and they bottom bottom I told
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him get him and I got him swift you want
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thought buzz that’s not a prize it’s
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time just with the noodles on the wax
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rock hard like I got the Beatles on your
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back go soft make it easy living off the
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map or I can go hard like you’re
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freaking too
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I’m grinding from a zero to a stack and
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I’m talking about the Nero getting
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jacked if what kind of needs a new king
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i’ma go hard to be the leader of the
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pack a needle in a stack and I’m to
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attack
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and I believe what I prophesize so I
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don’t apologize unless I do wrong I
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don’t bow to the mob I don’t live to
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antagonize but they sound too outspoken
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smoke they wonder if I’m joking
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look a little bit its chest but I say
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what I feel man I’m feeling I’m open
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trust in God but I live in the physical
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selfish thoughts but I give in the
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lyrical got cops hot war my speech to be
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criminal lies can’t fight when I speak
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their political blood I am NOT left-wing
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I am NOT right-wing I just know all
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these things I know yeah
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you can’t I label me you can’t put shame
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on me when I say go means go fresh I
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step into the premises kick dope rhymes
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and they love harm especially their pop
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online and reply to all the messages
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gotta spend time and I’m grateful that
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you’re cheb shit don’t talk crap no I’d
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rather be irrelevant can’t plate don’t
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people know that I’m intelligent see me
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up Lakes not big beard let them in 12
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years teach now flowing like your
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favorite foods your love now I’m moving
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up an eminence girl show love because I
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feeling all the pleasantness got huge
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streams I can never be a pessimist too
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much love I can never be a feminist
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girls stop looking on credulous I am not
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a bad man I am NOT your nemesis always
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had a Mega Drive take it back to Genesis
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worked so hard time to remember better
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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gonna say no you smelt this is true
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hip-hop
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I’m not flip-top gonna say flow me flow
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this is perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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when I say no means no this is true
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hip-hop I do not flips up when I flow
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this is perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the vanguard hey
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everyone are we live ok good ok now
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we’re live ok lay because because I’m on
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a delay I was like oh crap like am I
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doing this over the intro for spike one
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time I pulled off a kickflip Cohen I am
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Matt right and together we are
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traversing the muddy the waters of
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freedom how did you know these things
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so last week hey everybody last week or
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two weeks last week we didn’t do a damn
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thing
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two weeks ago you said that gonzo was my
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favorite Muppet well that’s just obvious
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and then now one time I don’t think I’ve
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ever told anyone this literally one time
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I did a kickflip I could ollie
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all day long right like a kickflip just
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the one time and it was that weird it
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was that like the perfect it was kind of
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like it’s somewhat of a Down angle and I
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I had landed on the bottom of my board
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multiple times and hurt myself but that
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time I did it and I don’t think I I
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think at that point I was like okay I’ve
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done this now I don’t have to skateboard
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anymore it was pretty much like that
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week I stopped skateboarding you still
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have the board in my garage
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that’s true and creepy hey everybody I’m
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spike Cohen and together we traverse the
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muddy waters of free happy killed those
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are data everybody yeah that’s this is
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oh by the way a lot first and foremost
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allow me to thank Aldi for this
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delicious orange juice and I drink on
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this single episode of money water’s
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freedom Buddha football Tanaka and I
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would really like to thank stateside
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kava for the kava that I normally drink
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on the episode but last night when I
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I forgot to grab one to go and then
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somebody said they were gonna bring me
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some and they never did
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but thank you to stateside anyway Bulova
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naka so old dozer de kill those are dug
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so this is the Jacob this is the de
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killdozer kill dosed today’s the day
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that I’m gonna assume that today is the
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day that killed those or killed those
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okay well so for those who don’t know
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what we’re talking about there’s a guy
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and I forget his name but it was he
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basically been pushed around by the city
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he was he was applying for a permit to
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do something with piece of property he
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had for his business and they kept
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denying it for stupid reasons and the
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people in the City Council or County
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Council or whatever it was um they just
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had they didn’t like him there was like
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personality thing and so they used the
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power of government to just ruin his
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life and is he got like divorced from
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his wife and everything else his wife
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left him and he just couldn’t do
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anything and so he’s like okay so then
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he spends two years or three years or
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something like that like a tremendous
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period of time fashioning this cement
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block around a bulldozer and and souping
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up the things so that the bulldozer
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could take the extra weight and all this
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stuff and he created this thing that it
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once once he dropped the the thing in it
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it locked he no one could open it
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including himself so he was determined
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I’m gonna destroy as many people as I
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can destroy their lives this I’m gonna
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destroy this entire small town and I’m
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gonna die in this thing and he did
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accomplish the dying part but he did not
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accomplish well he destroyed some
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buildings and he I think they made some
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changes in how they did stuff after that
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but you know the bottom line is you know
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don’t tread on me doesn’t mean anything
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if they tread on you and you go hey that
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sucks that you treaded on me this guy
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he’s like I’m treading on you with my
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bulldozer cement blinker thing that I
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made yeah so
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happy killed it was her name apparently
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it’s the 15th anniversary today that
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sounds about right yeah I was like oh 4
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yeah yeah so happy killdozer today we
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know he’s resting in peace with harambe
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and cecil the lion
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yep some other people I can’t name
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another name is the cat that just died
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angry cat that died grumpy – grumpy cat
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yeah grumpy toward the cat or whatever
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his name was right they’re all up there
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doing hanging out doing their thing one
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love
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alright so speaking of the the cat that
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died speaking of speaking of grumpy cat
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it’s people with people coming out with
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things that don’t matter cuz they’re
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gonna die soon anyway
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Liz Warren with Liz Warren Elizabeth
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Warren Massachusetts senator and former
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Indian tribal chief Liz Warren native
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sorry Aboriginal American tribal chief
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Liz Warren came out with a plan for
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universal childcare yes because if the
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government if you think the government
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hasn’t ruined the provision of services
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enough wait till childcare sucks a lot
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like a lot for for all of us out there
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too we sit at home and spike and I are
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childless so far until modern medical
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science makes it possible for two
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heterosexual men to have a baby together
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oh my gosh can you imagine that kid
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I mean ridiculously good-looking oh gosh
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and brilliant off the charts brilliant
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yes off the charts brilliant like zubi
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level brilliance
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oh yeah yeah like yeah like Cambridge
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and Oxford without having to go there
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right brilliant right
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so doesn’t mental innit for all of our
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all of our listeners and viewers who
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have children who sit there during the
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daytime and they think you know the
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state does not have control over
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indoctrinating our children enough
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really we only go in yeah exactly we we
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only allow the state to begin
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indoctrinating them at age five five six
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yeah yeah well you know it should begin
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earlier than that in their lifetimes
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like one like this one has that plan for
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you yeah now the good news guys is that
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this isn’t gonna cost you anything you
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see she’s going to be paying for this
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with a new tax on multimillionaires so
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cuz that’s how that works that’s right
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see when when when you tax a person or a
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business much as as as as you would
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whenever a new cost comes in they go hmm
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I’m gonna just eat this cost darn it
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because I’m a patriotic American they
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definitely don’t pass that on to the
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consumer of their goods and services
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because for the same reason that when
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your power bill goes up you don’t if you
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have a business your power bill goes up
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taxes go up your different things go up
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you don’t say man I’m gonna have to
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figure out a way to pay this you just
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pull it out of your own bank account and
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just you know you just eat it you just
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eat it you just eat it hashtag just eat
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it and um yeah
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just yes yes see this is where I wish we
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could like easily cut two things that
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would that would end up getting us taken
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off of YouTube anyway but um yeah well
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there you go there you go there you go
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so see
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new tax on millionaires no way that’s
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going to cost you anything facilities
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would charge families based on their
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ability to pay which basically means um
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no one would pay right which means no
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one would pay unless you are one of the
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multimillionaires one of the
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multimillionaires that they are taxing
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in order to pay for this event I mean
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it’s not an event it’s it’s an entire
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indoctrination program that would begin
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at age at each I mean I think it’s even
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before one isn’t it III don’t know it’s
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important that I really have that many
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like I like I don’t know what time child
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care starts because I’m saying like
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child care it’s too early it’s a lot
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earlier than kindergarten I mean your
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kid your the time when we are the most
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I’m an anarchist market the that I don’t
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have a well you know what it’s now pure
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anarchy we don’t even know when I said
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it first
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we are anarchists as little kids like we
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are figuring out the world we’re excited
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we’re kind of scared so we don’t fully
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get it and we’re making connections with
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the people around us and it’s a very on
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a very basic level we’re not we’re just
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starting to intellectualize things we’re
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not really able to fully articulate how
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we feel we aren’t even fully aware of
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how we feel but we feel free we want to
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do things and over time you know we are
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our parents or guardians or whomever
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start to give us some boundaries but
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mostly they’re you know healthy
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boundaries assuming you’re raised in a
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good you know healthy non-toxic parents
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you’re raised with some boundaries like
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you know
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don’t touch that that’s hot you’re gonna
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burn yourself and that kind of stuff
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some of us winning that on our own in
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different ways by burning ourselves or
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like with the kickflip I learned you
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know maybe stop doing that hurt your
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ankles but that was much later they
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don’t you don’t usually start
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getting this compartmentalized you do
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this when the bell rings Pavlov’s dog
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garbage until you’re in like
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kindergarten that’s like the first
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introduction of that kind of stuff and
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set up by the time you’re a young adult
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you’ve just got a beat into your head
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this person told you to do this because
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there are nothing refigure so you just
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have to write you’re gonna start that at
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their most early developmental age
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they’re gonna be drones by the time
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they’re four or five and I’d I know
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that’s what they want it is it is what
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they want so you know going back to for
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those of us that can remember
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kindergarten and first grade when you
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when you start going there and you know
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you’re having your class meetings or I
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guess those would just be called classes
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we are clip we are childless yeah as is
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fully evidenced by this segment right no
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children here not even close but so
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you’re in your classes and your teachers
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talking to you and they bring in officer
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Randall P McCutcheon he Randall teamuk
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touchy and he’s talking to you about you
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know the dangers that are out there in
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the world because there are pedophiles
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everywhere this coming from Randall P
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McCutcheon oh if you have a person who
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is being inappropriate with you you
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should speak up and tell somebody and
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then they start saying you know tell a
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teacher or a school administrator or a
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police officer yeah tell me about a kid
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tell me tell Randall what did he do to
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you tell me slowly I need more detail
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yeah can you like draw a picture I have
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a bear and I’d like you to can you can
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you touch this bear can you point on the
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point on
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bear okay now draw it draw the bear
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anyway so start bringing out puppets is
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weird because I’ve got one in the
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background but but that’s a that is not
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a touchy parrot a puppet that is not a
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touchy puppet that’s that that’s a
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that’s a that’s not a touch puppet
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that’s it that’s a children’s
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educational puppet totally different it
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completely but the they immediately
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start telling you that you need to start
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you know the people that you can trust
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or the people that are empowered they’re
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your teachers they’re the administrators
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administrators the police officers your
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great doctor your your priests and
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pastors you know all of the people who
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definitely have not been in the news a
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lot over the last 20 meters for doing
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things that would be abhorrent to most
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people so they’re gonna try to start
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that now earlier and they’re gonna do it
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by taxing multi millionaires many of
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whom I don’t think have children yeah
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this is a punishment for people who like
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didn’t have kids right and a lot of
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people think that I’m kind of heartless
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when I say stuff like um I was
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responsible enough not to have children
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because I knew that I’m not responsible
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enough to have children why am i paying
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for your shitty mistakes listen even if
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I have tried my whole life to have
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children and can’t which is half true
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tap true the other half is what Matt
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said but it’s after I alternate between
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I’d like to try and oh my God thank God
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right now I’m more than that the latter
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but even if your kids are the greatest
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kids ever it’s like we talked about on
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this show constantly except when I did
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my yang gang thing that was just it was
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a phase um no one owes anyone anything
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in terms of
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like unless you’ve done something for me
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or I unless I’ve done something for you
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you don’t owe me anything unless you’ve
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done something for me I don’t owe you
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and we certainly don’t know each other
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you know pointing guns at each other via
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government and saying I have some kids
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and it’s really difficult for me to get
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them into daycare I feel terrible about
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this but you gotta pay for this because
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you have more money than me and I don’t
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know what to tell you
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you got to pay it you’re gonna lose
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everything and that’s you know it’s not
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a good thing and the good news is that
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Liz Warren has a essentially negative
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15% chance of becoming president the bad
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news is that she’s not the only person
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who’s trying to do something like this
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there’s another competing proposal from
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the newly formed liberal think tank
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people’s policy project that doesn’t
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sound scary no not even a little bit and
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then their program is equally non scary
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sounding the Family Fun Pack which the
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Family Fun Pack sounds like something if
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you were to go to Six Flags or the zoo
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or something yeah it sounds like a fun
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pack for the family you get like the
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four pack of tickets with vouchers and
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but you’re paying for it you person you
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are paying for it for your family to
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have fun with this pack and the Family
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Fun Pack would offer government
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subsidies to those who choose to be
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stay-at-home parents because that’s
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nothing says family fun which the Liz
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Warren if you’re gonna be a stay-at-home
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parent you aren’t gonna get the money
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like those people they can apparently
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afford to raise their children without
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needing the money but this one is like
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no no they want to be stay-at-home
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parents if this isn’t some way to just
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say keep churning out children and we’ll
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just keep giving you money I don’t know
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what is know it is there this is a
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government breeding program yes three
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children
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we take them and turn them into drones
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really really really early so that they
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learn that the only thing that all good
22:53
things come from is the state we take
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them you know we deconstruct any
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concepts of you know family loyalty or
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or you know pride in your community any
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of that stuff it’s the state it is the
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state and anything but not to bother
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being responsible with their genitals
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cuz you know no one can body shame them
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and then when they have a bunch of kids
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then they get paid to sit at home this
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is a very you know this is just the
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continuation of the welfare state which
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has entrenched entire generations of
23:27
basically perpetual poverty and it’s a
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comfortable poverty but it completely
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robs them of because you’re also raising
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taxes and raising fees and regulations
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which creates this massive gap between
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the people that already have their
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wealth and the people that don’t there’s
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such a huge barrier to entry to try to
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get up into that step they’ve removed so
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many wrongs from the ladder between wage
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laws and regulations and taxes and
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everything else and just the comfortable
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subsidy of hey why do anything unless
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you can start making six figures a year
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why do anything you just sit at home and
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live a fairly comfortable life and it’s
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just a it’s the opposite of everything
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this shows about we hate Liz Warren and
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we we don’t I don’t hate look I hate
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anyone
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we hate I hate well I’m Matt hater I
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hate you hate you I hit a lot of yeah no
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you you have a list and you do and I
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tried not to hate people um but man this
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kind of stuff I try to picture being a
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grown adult especially a grown man and I
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know that sexist cuz grown women you
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know whatever I try to I have a hard
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time picturing a grown adult saying I
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want this someone should pay for it
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someone else and they should be made to
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pay for it cuz I want it and then
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especially a man saying that to me I’m
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just like
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with you like anyway so that’s the only
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issue that I have like I mean I
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obviously have many issues but like like
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you said earlier the only good thing
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about this is at Lizabeth Warren has
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about a negative 15 percent chance of
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well roughly yeah
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right about there yeah she has seen a
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boost according to some polls that I was
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reading this morning and a lot of it
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seems to be based in the fact that she
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is now pushing this idea for a universal
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childcare right right I know that the
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same people who glommed onto the idea of
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the UVA and the same people that glommed
25:43
on to the idea of albeit well you know
25:47
just all the other crappy that is that
25:49
the Democratic Democratic presidential
25:52
candidates have been putting out you
25:54
know they are all going to be pushing
25:58
this as well so they’re gonna start
26:00
pushing for the ubi right and and then
26:02
they’re gonna start pushing for
26:03
universal child care and they’re gonna
26:05
start pushing for free Kyle everybody’s
26:07
gonna start pushing for free college and
26:09
eventually the government’s just gonna
26:12
have to pay entire lifetimes which
26:15
they’re already doing but now it’s gonna
26:18
be more and it’s cut and gonna cost more
26:20
and it’s gonna course read more and
26:22
they’re just gonna continue shoveling
26:25
out all of this look at this free crap
26:28
that we have to give you you can have
26:29
all this you can have all of this you
26:31
can have all of this and dim-witted
26:35
Americans who just don’t want to work or
26:38
don’t want to do anything and just
26:39
believe that the government should be
26:40
out there funding every single pieces of
26:43
though every single piece of their lives
26:45
it’s gonna sit there and say ya know
26:48
that’s what we want this is what we need
26:49
this is what’s best for America because
26:51
Jeff Bezos at Bezos and the guy that
26:56
made Microsoft Bill Gates that’s his
26:59
name and Bill Gates have too much money
27:01
and we need their money even though they
27:04
vote for Democrats and them exactly the
27:06
most ridiculous thing is those guys want
27:08
that stuff I
27:10
because they just whatever they get
27:12
taxed they just pass that on to the
27:14
consumer and those increased taxes raise
27:18
the barrier to entry there were fewer
27:21
competitors to Microsoft there are fewer
27:23
competitors to Amazon because you can’t
27:25
get they can afford those taxes until
27:27
they have to pass them on to the
27:29
consumer they can eat all sorts of
27:31
charges before it affects their bottom
27:32
line Joe Schmoe trying to start his own
27:35
little mini Amazon in his basement or or
27:39
his you know Microsoft in his garage
27:41
which is exactly where you know they
27:43
both started in garages and basements
27:45
and you know small office buildings most
27:47
of these companies did but by adding
27:49
more and more of these regulations it
27:52
just ensures that they’re gonna be rich
27:54
it ensures that they’ll never have to
27:56
compete and it you know I just wish
28:00
people would think but that’s not what
28:02
voters do voters don’t think the bigger
28:04
of a group you create the stupider their
28:07
choices are because it goes to the
28:09
lowest common denominator and so me
28:11
making a decision are Matt making a
28:13
decision are you watching this making a
28:15
decision make a good decision the five
28:17
of us the three of us together making a
28:19
decision probably about the same if
28:22
we’re all assuming we’re all smart
28:23
people if you’re watching the show I’m
28:24
sure you’re smart um a hundred people
28:27
now not all of them watch the show that
28:31
decisions on abhi is good and it’s not
28:34
gonna make everyone happy and so we’ve
28:35
done we have to be a lot of compromises
28:37
and the best case scenario is everyone
28:38
is a little bit disappointed million
28:42
people now you’ve got problems 320
28:45
million people across a large span of
28:48
geographic area that have very little in
28:50
common no that’s not gonna work well
28:53
you’re gonna have people fighting over
28:55
who gets punished you know who gets the
28:58
most stuff and who has to pay for all of
28:59
it and that’s what you see that the
29:02
battle is between these people and
29:04
speaking of which Donald Trump the
29:08
president Donald Trump’s president by
29:10
the way uh he’s still your president
29:13
Donald Trump quick I know I didn’t
29:16
actually fact check this I was talking
29:18
to my dad who was very loopy at the time
29:22
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29:23
and he was saying that Hillary Clinton
29:26
came out today saying that Bernie
29:28
Sanders was a sore loser
29:36
we’ve looked that up that’s that’s
29:38
almost too good to check okay I know I
29:40
was like man I don’t want to look that
29:42
up and have it be wrong but I was like
29:44
man that’s the pot calling the kettle
29:45
kitchenware because Klaus she did well I
29:54
hate to say it but this is from
29:59
Breitbart but let me see
30:09
I just want to make sure no I get it we
30:12
got to make sure because cuz it’s
30:15
Breitbart no and I hate that because
30:17
Andrew Breitbart was like a legit
30:19
serious conversation with page six is
30:23
Cindy Adams yeah so Hillary Clinton
30:32
calling Bernie Sanders who she
30:36
legitimately stole the election from
30:40
legitimately stole the election from
30:42
calling him a sore loser after two years
30:48
of her talking about how Donald Trump’s
30:52
stole the election from her saying he
30:57
had colluded with the Russians how he I
31:05
keep looking at your face waiting for
31:07
you to give me like any sort of response
31:09
that this is accurate so so here is the
31:14
Breitbart says that in a recent
31:16
off-the-record conversation Clinton
31:18
sounded off on the sprawling field of
31:20
Democratic presidential candidates
31:21
Clinton had no good word for Sanders
31:23
writing that the Obama era Secretary of
31:26
State believes and anyone overtaking him
31:30
in a district consider his he’ll burn
31:32
the place down that’s what she said
31:34
anyone overtaking a district hit
31:36
overtaking him in a district that he
31:38
considers his for like an election he’ll
31:40
burn the place down I don’t see anything
31:42
about sore loser but that pretty much I
31:44
mean that kind of sounds insane so I
31:47
don’t I don’t know where sore loser I
31:52
think that was just a paraphrasing of
31:55
what she said but it’s pretty accurate
31:56
right so that’s but it’s it was an
32:01
off-the-record conversation that is dawn
32:07
the record
32:12
yes oh yeah
32:14
oh and also Eric’s wall well who wants
32:16
to nuke us all well I was changing his
32:19
baby’s diaper that’ll definitely make
32:22
him president but that guy is like
32:25
there’s nothing wrong with a guy
32:26
changing a diaper or whatever like it’s
32:28
not that but he just comes off as such a
32:29
smarmy like someone trying to be in
32:32
every man but it’s just so obvious he’s
32:35
full of garbage and like hello fellow
32:39
human I also changed the baby’s diaper
32:43
for me okay he put out that plea for
32:48
money the other day with his dog and he
32:52
threw in a bunch of puns cuz I guess his
32:54
dog’s name is penny usually send us
32:56
pennies for penny
32:58
we know campaign seasons gonna be rough
33:01
oh god this is something rough it was
33:06
something I can’t remember what it said
33:08
I posted it on Facebook calm / muddy
33:11
waters of freedom as well as Instagram
33:13
at muddied waters of freedom this was a
33:16
great great places to get memes and and
33:19
news that’s true
33:21
I posted on both of those and I tried to
33:24
throw in as many dog funds as I could
33:27
into the description oh I remember that
33:30
yeah but I just I can’t stand him as
33:32
soon as I see him I’m just like you said
33:34
you were gonna nuke us yeah I never
33:38
dialed it back you just were like well
33:40
that’s not what I meant
33:41
yeah no it was it was you wouldn’t say
33:44
you had nukes to someone saying I have
33:47
guns and and you know the reason we have
33:51
guns is to be able to resist tyranny and
33:53
your response was well we have nukes and
33:56
what because that sounds a bit like a
34:02
threat to nuke us but anyway don’t nuke
34:05
me bro hashtag don’t nuke me bro
34:08
so well we could and you can buy it on
34:14
Amazon go to amazon.com slash it’s a
34:19
whole bunch of hell you just if you go
34:21
to muddy waters of freedom calm and
34:22
click on store that has the link to our
34:25
when shirt is this ridiculously stupid
34:28
link like why can’t I just be amazon.com
34:31
/ muddied store anyway so speaking of as
34:38
I was talking about before about you
34:39
know how politicians just are jockeying
34:42
between you know who is the person that
34:44
needs to be taxed and who was the person
34:46
that needs to you know get free stuff
34:47
Donald Trump has figured out that he’s
34:51
going to he’s he threatened to well
34:54
really what he did was he threatened to
34:56
tax American consumers even more until
34:58
the illegal immigration ends the way he
35:00
worded it is that he’s going to raise
35:03
start implement a five percent tariff
35:06
that will go up in stages to twenty five
35:09
percent until Mexico stops illegal
35:12
immigration to the US now putting aside
35:17
the fact that he is going to tax
35:21
American consumers unless a foreign
35:26
government does something he’s asking a
35:32
foreign government to do something that
35:35
the US government isn’t able to do and
35:37
so this is sort of like I’m trying to
35:44
come up with a pop culture reference
35:45
where he believes that Mexico has some
35:48
kind of special unique exclusive ability
35:51
to stop immigration illegal immigration
35:54
that the US could never possibly possess
35:58
the ability to do which sort of bunks
36:02
the whole need for a wall because if
36:05
you’re if you’re putting all this on
36:06
Mexico well then that means like if okay
36:11
so if if someone comes across mat yard
36:14
and breaks into my house I hate using
36:18
that example because that’s not coming
36:22
into the US isn’t break but just bear
36:24
with me here if that happens and I’m
36:26
unable to stop that guy and Matt doesn’t
36:29
know that guy and I say Matt I’m gonna
36:33
start taxing myself until you stop
36:39
that guy and Matt would probably say why
36:41
don’t you stop that guy don’t change the
36:44
subject
36:44
I’m gonna stop taking your water yeah
36:47
I’m gonna stop I’m gonna stop I’m just
36:49
bring your cable I’m just I’m stealing
36:52
your cable if you don’t you don’t stop
36:56
this guy and you’ll say the hell am I
36:59
supposed to stop him you stop you’re the
37:01
one worried about it he’s not breaking
37:03
into my house he’s walking right through
37:05
my he’s walking right through my place
37:07
what am I supposed to do and I don’t
37:08
know no no no no this is on you
37:11
that’s literally what this is Trumper
37:14
czar celebrating of course because he
37:15
said it um and because most go ahead in
37:20
real quick for anybody out there who’s
37:22
like not a tariffs aren’t bad tariffs
37:23
aren’t bad they don’t really look like
37:25
you’re wrong or you are wrong so you
37:29
have an idea of how this may affect you
37:33
as an individual
37:35
chipolte who much like many other
37:40
companies I’m certain this month is
37:41
releasing some sort of rainbow burrito
37:46
Chipotle announced that if these tariffs
37:48
go through the cost of everything on
37:51
their menu is going to be going up
37:54
roughly five cents and for many of you
37:59
out there you might go it’s a good
38:01
burrito which it is but instead of
38:04
paying nine dollars for it you will be
38:06
paying nine oh five for it and if you
38:09
had the guacamole they’re gonna be
38:11
adding an extra of 105 instead of an
38:13
extra dollar if you add the case so
38:14
you’re gonna be adding an extra dollar
38:16
hang on a second dollar fifty-five
38:18
instead of a dollar fifty in a while you
38:20
really know chip Oatley pricing I love
38:24
some Chipotle fair enough so if you just
38:27
add twenty thirty cents every time you
38:30
go to Chipotle for me that would be
38:34
detrimental to my bottom line obviously
38:37
and that’s at five percent now make it
38:40
twenty five percent now you’ve just
38:41
added a couple bucks to the cost of your
38:42
food and that’s just the beginning of it
38:44
right there’s so much stuff that’s
38:47
either made in Mexico or distributed
38:49
through Mexico including things that you
38:51
don’t even think of
38:52
like a fridge or an air-conditioner that
38:54
has components in it that are made
38:56
either from Mexico made in Mexico they
38:59
picture trade as being you know this
39:02
this poor American farmer trying to try
39:05
to sell his corn and then some evil
39:07
Mexican comes in gone for less and and
39:10
you know that’s like how they picture
39:12
this and it isn’t like the you’re
39:16
choosing I hope I hoped I’d get to
39:22
escape that he sells corn for loves he
39:30
says he said I’ll sell corn for less
39:36
that’s not how it is Matt he has a
39:42
sombrero and of course it’s not like
39:44
that either in a poncho and some reason
39:48
for some reason I handlebar mustache
39:49
yeah like just the whole thing yeah and
39:54
then he takes a nap i just opened
39:57
something that’s been sitting on my desk
39:58
for a really long time and I had these
40:00
two little pills and I don’t know what
40:02
these pills and it was in an Altoid box
40:06
maybe don’t take those so let’s leave
40:11
that up to the viewers oh that’s a pole
40:15
should Matt take the pill no no no our
40:20
viewership just Jones yeah exactly
40:24
Oh take it live don’t do that
40:28
so I mean listen when you’re when you go
40:31
to the store you’re buying the best
40:33
value so too so you know and in that
40:36
moment you don’t care and maybe you do
40:38
there are some people who are like I
40:39
only bar American it’s like yeah you
40:41
probably don’t but you don’t realize it
40:43
but whatever if you only buy stuff this
40:45
is made in America on it you’re still
40:46
buying stuff that’s made in other
40:48
countries but whatever that’s your
40:49
choice you are wanting the government to
40:53
tax all of us on stuff that at some
41:01
point some component of it was in Mexico
41:04
and what you don’t real
41:06
is that that makes it harder for
41:08
American production companies that rely
41:12
on those products and and and commend
41:17
materials from Mexico and they start to
41:21
go wait a second if I were just making
41:25
it in Mexico it would cost me less and
41:30
then I just pay the one tariff there
41:32
instead of paying on these other tariffs
41:33
so I mean it it’s you’re you’re not
41:36
coming ahead that’s not how it works
41:38
this is not how the economy not how it
41:41
worked when you have and I think we
41:43
talked about this on the last episode
41:44
matt said if when you have everyone from
41:47
Keynes to to rothbard to von Mises to
41:55
Friedman to Krugman to get across the
42:01
board the only people that call
42:05
themselves economists who think that
42:09
free trade is not a good thing are a
42:12
handful of recent right-wing populist
42:16
and communist these are the people which
42:24
is why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump
42:26
are frightening Lee similar on trade
42:29
it’s not accidental it is only these two
42:33
groups of economic illiterate
42:35
that think this is a good idea the
42:38
global depression that later turned into
42:41
world war two was started by
42:45
smoot-hawley which was a which was a law
42:48
a tariff law that was passed in the u.s.
42:50
from people who were renewed Bob Moore
42:52
Merkin still full of puffs and Perth’s
42:54
and so they did and that that helped
42:56
trigger the Great Depression other
42:58
countries in response where can I do
43:00
that – because they were morons and then
43:01
they had their own depressions and then
43:04
ultimately you started having scarcity
43:06
and that led to people invading each
43:08
other so there that’s all I have to say
43:13
what so in response yeah
43:17
before we get to be invasion portion
43:23
Mexico
43:25
responds by putting tariffs on American
43:26
products today ranging from steel to
43:30
pork and bourbon which didn’t know a lot
43:35
of Mexicans drank bourbon thought it was
43:36
bourbon bourbon bourbon okay that guy
43:45
that sold the corn for less it was to go
43:48
buy some bourbon was yep he went to go
43:53
down and buy bourbon yeah so for
43:59
American pork producers for whom Mexico
44:02
is the largest export market
44:04
we’re dismayed by the move but I am
44:07
certain and fear not Trump fans and pork
44:12
producers American pork producers here
44:14
in the United States I am a hundred
44:17
percent certain that there will be some
44:19
sort of bail out for American pork
44:22
coming right down the pipe and for me
44:25
it’s a it’s gonna be a port port
44:29
interesting actual pork pork spending
44:32
actual pork spending actually which all
44:39
of you Trump furs will rejoice and say
44:40
no we need to do something to make sure
44:42
that the American pork producers I was
44:45
about to say the American pork producers
44:46
in this country but that would have been
44:47
like really redundant
44:49
you know the American pork producers
44:51
continue to be able to make the funds
44:54
necessary to produce pork and you’ll say
45:01
this is something we need to do as a
45:03
country in order to help Magga and the
45:08
easier way would just be canceled at
45:10
rate yeah just let them sell the damn
45:13
pork because then you’re gonna be paying
45:15
more on Mexican food you’re gonna be
45:16
paying more on or not Mexican food
45:20
Mexican goods goods well that’s the
45:23
first thing people think of is Mexican
45:25
food and and okay fair enough but that’s
45:27
not even the beginning of it that’s such
45:29
as
45:30
all part of what comes from Mexico is
45:31
like vocabulary avocados are gonna cost
45:34
that’s like such a I mean yes
45:36
avocados I would probably the biggest
45:38
supplier of avocados to the US or
45:40
whatever but that’s the fraction about
45:42
oil you want your gas prices to go up
45:46
there’s just even more and now Mexico
45:50
poor Mexicans because you know the
45:53
government has to be seen as hitting
45:54
back now the poor damn Mexicans are
45:56
having to pay more for bourbon and pork
46:01
I’m just so stupid it’s so stupid and
46:06
you have people and they’re hurting and
46:08
you know Matt I think a lot of these
46:09
people that are hurting they might they
46:10
might try to supplement their income by
46:13
podcasting and you know the best way to
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yeah also if you were that’s why we’re a
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no communists we may follow you I’ll
48:21
probably listen just to make sure like
48:23
you’re not about to do something just
48:27
about it I am coming for Matins spike
48:33
they they they were conspiring with the
48:36
Mexicans to sell corn for less we must
48:39
stop them so yeah be sure to go to
48:44
anchor off em and you’ll have a great
48:47
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48:47
I have no segue for this I have no segue
48:53
if you do start a podcast I go if folks
48:57
are contests and you do decide that you
49:02
are going to do something like come
49:04
after me and spike fear not fear not
49:11
because the cops probably will not be
49:15
arresting you they will be pressing up
49:24
cresting spike
49:25
yeah the probably arresting me
49:26
specifically right so we had a
49:29
absolutely and just to prove that what I
49:34
mean this got reported but it didn’t get
49:36
reported like Trump having the USS John
49:41
McCain hat hologram projected onto a
49:45
wall that’s what got attention or you
49:48
know Hillary calling Bernie a sore loser
49:50
or whatever the major in my mind the
49:53
biggest news story of the last week was
49:56
that
49:57
the Supreme Court essentially ruled that
50:00
police can arrest you for contempt of
50:03
cop which you know is a huge blow for
50:06
our First Amendment rights I’m sure that
50:10
the Constitution well anarchist yeah it
50:21
well hey First Amendment it’s gonna kick
50:26
in any minute now
50:27
like we have a right we have an inherent
50:31
natural right to speak freely government
50:36
wrote that on a sheet of paper
50:38
oh and then they decided actually they
50:43
decided before they wrote that part they
50:44
decided in article one that they can
50:47
just suspend it whenever they want to
50:48
anyway so it turns out it’s not very
50:54
right First Amendment he and so you know
50:58
I’m sure like I said I’m sure the
50:59
Constitution will be checking in any
51:01
moment now to put a stop to this but in
51:03
the meantime what we wait on that sheet
51:06
of paper to do something I guess a
51:10
silver lining here is it just to give
51:13
some perspective on this basically the
51:15
cops can arrest you for making for being
51:21
difficult so but not yeah you know the
51:25
story of do you know the court case and
51:28
vaguely yes so I was reading up on it
51:32
yesterday and I you would have thought
51:34
that I would have had the foresight to
51:35
put those into meds but I didn’t I took
51:40
one quote out of the entire article so
51:42
I’ll do this one moment so it happened
51:45
in Alaska there was an event going on in
51:48
the last I believe it was a protest and
51:50
the cops showed up and a minor a
51:54
sixteen-year-old or something like that
51:56
was getting arrested by the cops and
51:58
this gentleman who was in his early to
52:02
mid-20s whose name was potentially spike
52:05
Cohen
52:08
until Alaska well I you know I do love
52:10
their salmon that’s true he came over
52:13
and started telling the kid not to speak
52:16
to the police and he was saying don’t
52:19
talk to the cops don’t do it don’t talk
52:21
to them and then one of the other cops
52:23
that hey why don’t you come talk to me
52:25
cuz no I’m not gonna talk to you right
52:27
I’m not going to talk to you and turn
52:29
back to the kids started telling him
52:31
don’t talk to the cops
52:33
another officer started arguing with him
52:37
he turned around and he said some sort
52:39
of slur or something you’re like he may
52:44
have cursed at the guy I don’t I don’t
52:46
really know that every boy and and the
52:50
officer said that he appeared to be
52:51
drunk and disorderly and so one officer
52:57
took him to the ground and he was slow
53:00
to respond after getting to the ground
53:03
so they arrested him and he basically
53:07
was saying that he was being arrested
53:09
for his contempt of the police force
53:14
which which he was he was and he
53:18
informed someone of their right to not
53:23
speak to the police which by the way
53:25
don’t let me just tell you so that’s the
53:27
I don’t get arrested while you’re
53:28
getting arrested don’t talk to the
53:30
police okay they ask you what you’re
53:32
doing you see I’m trying to enjoy my day
53:35
if they ask you additional questions you
53:38
say I don’t answer questions and if they
53:43
continue to go and say things you say I
53:45
want to speak with my attorney and then
53:47
you shut up shut up don’t say anything
53:52
everything you say
53:54
they say everything you say can and will
53:57
be used against you they will use it
54:01
against you they will take you and
54:03
they’ll go oh you know I’m just trying
54:05
to just trying to work this out make
54:07
sure everything’s everyone’s okay and
54:08
all you know just just let me know cuz
54:10
I’m drawing you know I’m on your side
54:11
here I’m just trying to you know I just
54:13
try to make sure everyone’s safe they’re
54:14
lying they’re trying to get a caller
54:17
because the more people they can arrest
54:19
and the bigger of the two
54:21
they can arrest people for the higher
54:23
they get promoted it’s a it’s a it is a
54:25
merit-based system it’s a it’s a it’s a
54:28
you know a reward for bringing in
54:31
callers because callers make money for
54:34
the state so shut up don’t say anything
54:37
say I don’t answer questions I want to
54:40
speak with an attorney and then shut up
54:43
some people do this my being to take
54:45
shut up shut up because you say I’m
54:51
being detained yes
54:52
oh why well cause of this oh that’s not
54:57
Matt it’s not some magic my broom to say
54:59
yes you are well yeah or they say no try
55:04
to leave if they say no just said just
55:06
shut up shut up if they want to arrest
55:11
you they’re gonna arrest you if they’re
55:13
not gonna arrest you they’ll leave
55:14
because you’re not giving them anything
55:16
you have any idea why I pulled you over
55:18
I don’t answer questions well you know I
55:20
don’t answer questions if he’s gonna
55:22
give you a ticket he’s gonna give you a
55:23
ticket if he’s trying to get you to say
55:25
some stupid thing so that he can alright
55:27
that guys smell something shut up
55:30
he’s my friend shut up so class based on
55:38
what Professor spike yes word if you are
55:44
ever in a situation where you are
55:47
talking to the police what should you do
55:52
there’s only one right answer
55:54
yeah there’s only the run-in it’s a
55:56
multiple choice answer of a just the
56:00
single choice there’s a shut up or be
56:05
all of the above
56:07
just shut up just shut up just shut up
56:11
I’m taking B I mean just shut up and so
56:20
the Supreme Court ruled on this and they
56:22
said that yes the police can’t arrest
56:25
you for contempt of cop essentially and
56:28
it was it was a bipartisan ruling yeah
56:32
it was a bipartisan ruling
56:35
which tells you something we’re getting
56:39
comments from one of our regular viewers
56:42
Sean whitehead
56:44
yeah who obviously who not obviously for
56:48
you watching but he is saying that spike
56:53
is a hundred percent right in every
56:55
color that I’m gonna guess Apple allows
57:00
you to use on the color spectrum for
57:02
emojis and then he’s saying that cops
57:07
cops have me get out of my car cuz I
57:09
don’t talk to him and they have never
57:10
arrested me because exactly shut up
57:13
they’re gonna make your life difficult
57:15
you shut up
57:17
you get out Lulu I want to speak with an
57:22
attorney and here’s what they realize
57:24
from that they don’t only realize they
57:28
realize not only are they not gonna get
57:29
anything from you but they also realize
57:31
that you get what they’re trying to do
57:33
right so they can bring that stupid poor
57:37
dog there and say that they teach to go
57:40
whoa and then they go oh probable couple
57:43
they were gonna do all that anyway to
57:45
shut up yeah and because here’s what’s
57:49
gonna happen they might make your life
57:51
tough but honestly the more tough they
57:53
make your life and the more you just
57:55
shut up the more likely you are to end
57:57
up with like a settlement or something
57:59
because they do because they get piss
58:01
off two things will happen
58:03
one of two things will happen if the
58:05
cops will realize this is the net chief
58:07
and they and they leave you alone and go
58:09
about their day and go bother someone
58:10
else which is usually what they do
58:12
because predators tend to go after the
58:13
weakest prey just as a matter of course
58:16
and this is no exception um or officer
58:23
McFeely from earlier Randall P
58:27
McCutcheon PMON touchy um or they’re
58:30
gonna get all pissed off you are you
58:32
think you’re nitrite and then they and
58:34
then they give you even give you a
58:35
harder time but then you end up with
58:36
money possibly possibly I can’t promise
58:41
that like pay pay for pay for by Chris
58:45
Reynolds attorney at law does he do
58:47
criminal law
58:48
okay well this these personal-injury
58:53
he’s still I would have them call though
58:55
mops hurt you then called Chris Laurita
58:58
no it just I don’t speak
59:01
I don’t answer questions I would like to
59:04
speak with an attorney if you were
59:08
speeding they’re gonna give you a ticket
59:10
to go oh you well I’m just trying to
59:13
figure no no I want to speak with an
59:17
attorney and then they take it they they
59:19
go oh and then they give you their ear
59:23
your ticket they were gonna do that
59:25
anyway it might take a little bit longer
59:27
but you just speared yourself saying
59:29
something stupid
59:31
yeah we’re saying anything which they
59:34
take to mean something else and use this
59:36
probable cause against you everything
59:37
you say can and will be used against you
59:39
so shut up when they win when you get
59:42
pulled over yeah the first thing that
59:44
they say to you I’ve it’s been a while
59:49
since I’ve been pulled over thinking it
59:52
might be license and registration first
59:54
and then they say do you know why I
59:56
pulled you over the only reason they ask
59:59
you this question the only reason they
60:02
ask you this question they know why they
60:03
pulled you over they want you to admit
60:05
to something different they want you to
60:11
say like okay let’s say you’re going ten
60:13
miles over the speed limit and they
60:15
pulled you over because you rolled a
60:16
stop sign yep there you go oh because I
60:19
was doing ten miles over and and now
60:28
they go oh well I knew that too and they
60:32
give you the ticket for that shut up
60:33
shut up shut up or I don’t know or I
60:40
don’t answer questions
60:41
those are like shut up
60:45
this is a person whose job it is to find
60:49
things you did wrong so they can rob you
60:52
or kidnap you
60:54
right that’s their job that is literally
60:59
their job
61:01
when they swear that I swore an oath to
61:04
uphold the law they didn’t swear I swear
61:08
to protect all these people I don’t know
61:10
they swore to uphold the law that was
61:15
Jordan Peterson swearing in – yeah but
61:17
Jordan Peterson as a cop it was but it
61:43
was a bipartisan one now the
61:45
increasingly bright light if there is
61:47
one in the Supreme Court justice Neal
61:50
Gorsuch which he is the light at the end
61:53
of that if there’s any if there’s
61:56
anything even resembling a light he’s at
61:58
least an absence of darkness if you I
62:00
mean if anything uh he wrote history
62:03
shows that government he obviously voted
62:06
against this and wrote the dissent he
62:08
said history shows that government
62:09
sometimes seek to sometimes seek to
62:12
regulate our lives finally acutely
62:14
thoroughly and exhaustively and are in
62:16
our own time and place criminal laws
62:18
have grown so exuberant Lee and come to
62:20
cover so much previously innocent
62:22
conduct that almost anyone can be
62:23
arrested for something if the state
62:26
could use these laws not for their
62:27
intended purposes but to silence those
62:29
who voice unpopular ideas little would
62:32
be left of our First Amendment liberties
62:34
and little would separate us from the
62:36
tyrannies of the past or the malignant
62:39
fiefdom of our own age the freedom to
62:41
speak without risking arrest is one of
62:44
the principal characteristics
62:45
characteristics by which we distinguish
62:48
a free nation this is true and I need
62:52
you to understand what neo corset just
62:54
told you let me get closer to the we
62:58
aren’t a free nation that’s what a
63:01
Supreme Court justice just told you he
63:04
said it that way a lot more flowery than
63:07
I just did but he just said the freedom
63:12
to speak without resisting arrest you
63:14
one of the principal characteristics by
63:16
which we distinguish a free nation and
63:18
he prefaced that with explaining how
63:20
this law means that you can be arrested
63:24
by speaking we’re not free if you enjoy
63:30
a life of being unmolested by law
63:33
enforcement for the most part as do most
63:35
of us it’s not because you’re free it’s
63:37
cuz you’re compliant and I say that as
63:41
myself – I’m not trying to start trouble
63:43
with the police because I don’t want to
63:45
go to jail but we’re not free we’re
63:49
compliant we comply I notice I didn’t
63:53
just tell you if you get arrested
63:55
you know well they’re imposing their
63:57
their their stuff on you and if you
63:59
really want to be free you got to fight
64:01
back I’m not gonna advise you to do that
64:02
cuz you’ll die or you’ll go to jail and
64:09
possibly die there right so I’m not
64:12
gonna advise that cuz it’s going to
64:14
whatever good you can do is gonna be far
64:17
offset by with a bad day can do for you
64:19
what I’m gonna advise you is to shut up
64:22
cuz you’re not free that’s the most you
64:27
can retain your freedom while still
64:33
complying with them did you shut up they
64:36
allow you to shut up so shut up like I’m
64:38
literally telling you only to do what
64:40
they allow you to do which is shut up
64:42
right that’s really the only way you can
64:44
resist them legally and that’s what I’m
64:46
advising you to do as an anarchist we’re
64:49
not free we’re compliant so that’s the
64:51
story about that now here’s the fun one
64:53
so you can be arrested for basically
64:56
like telling people how to not get
64:59
arrested by the police or saying mean
65:01
things to them but apparently in Dallas
65:05
you may not get arrested for robbing
65:07
people which are run by people right now
65:17
I agree they’re owned by people you’re
65:19
robbing a person you are I don’t I don’t
65:22
want people in Dallas to all of a sudden
65:23
go great I’m gonna go kick in my
65:24
neighbor’s door no
65:26
no no no I don’t want people to do this
65:28
either but no I don’t know yeah no this
65:30
isn’t like the purge but it’s it’s so
65:33
basically a Dallas the the the Dallas
65:36
DEA put forward a plan where he would
65:39
stop prosecuting anyone who has caught
65:41
stealing items valued less than 750
65:44
dollars it would only apply to necessary
65:48
items so like food is clothing clothing
65:54
you got the government deciding what you
65:56
can necessarily steal steal steal steal
66:04
it was it rolls back policies that lead
66:08
to incarceration and disparities in the
66:10
justice system but has dubious public
66:13
safety value does it is it dubious that
66:17
you can let people steal so there were a
66:20
few different policies and I know some
66:23
of them were for like victimless crimes
66:25
like minor possession and things like
66:28
that so there were there were some good
66:31
stuff in there but then he went a little
66:33
bit further it was like well victim is
66:35
client crimes and also crimes with
66:36
victims where it was necessary no no
66:44
it’s not necessary to rob someone the so
66:49
what’s it so food diapers and other
66:51
essential items right yeah that’s
66:54
actually a quote from Dallas County
66:56
District Attorney John cruise yacht
67:00
cruise if a poor person steals food or
67:04
type yes you should you you you you
67:07
can’t rob people now here’s the thing at
67:10
least he’s being honest because that’s
67:12
what the government does every day is
67:13
they rob you for stuff and give it to
67:14
people and I think it’s essential he’s
67:16
just I guess eliminating the middleman
67:18
why bother waiting for the government to
67:19
rob the business – then give stuff to
67:21
you you just rob them yourself so I mean
67:24
this is kind of efficient you think
67:25
about it but don’t obviously this is
67:30
getting a lot of backlash
67:33
uh about that business owners are now
67:39
concerned it’s Walmart in Dallas I can
67:46
imagine closing if this happened 750
67:53
dollars worth the stuff
67:54
it’s like supermarkets wheat and that’s
67:56
your not people running in and smash and
67:59
grabbing all the diapers like I’m giving
68:00
a freaking break not only that but so it
68:03
just says stealing items valued less
68:06
than $750 does that mean all your items
68:08
have to be valued less than $750 or does
68:11
that just mean that your cart can only
68:12
be 750 either one of those is a bad idea
68:18
right like you could load up on under
68:21
750 stuff beef but only $400 worth of
68:28
Kobe beef right nASA says it’s food for
68:30
my kids officer let’s putting aside cuz
68:36
this mentions insurance rates can you
68:37
imagine what the insurance rates are
68:39
gonna be at for like places that sell
68:42
necessary no one’s gonna sell necessary
68:44
items no either that or they’re gonna
68:46
price necessary items so high that it
68:49
would make it they would price out being
68:52
able to afford them anyway or it’s gonna
68:54
be like walking into an armored car it’s
68:56
like oh I want that bread over there
68:58
alright well you wait here and I’ll go
69:00
get it for you like in poorer
69:01
neighborhoods you’re gonna have places
69:03
that sell liquor and other unnecessary
69:06
things and then you’re gonna have stores
69:08
who are selling necessary things but
69:10
it’s gonna be like locked down when you
69:11
go in there because they know that if
69:13
you actually get out with this stuff
69:14
there’s nothing’s gonna happen to you
69:15
you’re gonna have private security there
69:17
so there’s that I go to on occasion just
69:22
a couple blocks up for me for necessary
69:25
food items because they sell them
69:27
cheaper than at say Publix or right you
69:29
know the other one that’s down there
69:32
they’re gonna be at the front of this
69:37
plate like it’s one of those it’s not in
69:39
all these but it’s a place kind of like
69:41
in all these and you know you have to
69:42
give them money in order to get
69:44
kind of lewis maja and i often don’t do
69:49
that and i just carry everything out in
69:50
my hands like some sort of degenerate
69:53
and and like they’ve got security guards
70:01
manning the entrances of these places
70:03
right we’re right i this will be every
70:07
place that sells necessary items it’s
70:12
gonna be insane it’s gonna be stupid and
70:17
i know what some of you may be thinking
70:19
why is an anarchist mad that people
70:22
aren’t going to be arrested for theft or
70:24
what why isn’t a narc is mad that the
70:26
police aren’t gonna be arresting people
70:27
for something because the state has
70:30
imposed itself as a monopoly and the
70:32
only they’ve given themselves the
70:35
exclusive power to enforce societal
70:40
norms against theft so when a free
70:43
society if you rob someone you’re gonna
70:48
have problems either with the owner of
70:50
that business or someone they’ve hired
70:52
to you know stop that or if there’s a
70:55
small voluntary community group there
70:58
that says you know no theft and we’ll
71:00
start and you know will punish you or
71:02
will you know whatever for doing that
71:05
that’s how it would work in a free
71:07
society in a statist society where the
71:10
state has imposed itself as a violent
71:12
monopoly and said there are certain
71:13
things that only the state can do one of
71:16
those things is to create and enforce
71:17
laws if they’ve said we’re the only ones
71:23
that can enforce laws against theft and
71:26
we’re not going to they’ve now made it
71:33
essentially impossible for you to do
71:36
anything effectively to stop theft
71:38
unless you can stop it in that very
71:40
moment there’s no additional punishment
71:42
you can do if they get caught later or
71:45
something like that so this is a
71:46
terrible terrible idea
71:48
again picture people just running into
71:52
stores and just grabbing everything and
71:56
running out and not
71:57
to them and who’s gonna say okay well
72:01
you know they got necessary stuff but
72:04
this pack of of you know cigarettes that
72:07
they got or this whatever that they got
72:10
that wasn’t necessary so we’re gonna
72:12
track them down and get them for the not
72:14
know just that one not necessary you
72:16
think you’re you’re essentially saying
72:17
if you didn’t rob a lot if you didn’t
72:19
take a TV or something we’re gonna let
72:20
it slide that’s really how this is gonna
72:22
play out exactly and so you’re gonna get
72:26
a man it’s been so long since I bought a
72:30
pair of shoes that wasn’t converse
72:31
all-stars
72:37
but I don’t know what shoes cost that’s
72:41
where that story’s going but I’m
72:42
imagining the shoes cost less than 750
72:45
dollars from yeah yeah yes and it’s
72:47
clothing and it’s clothing need clothing
72:50
for my my kids need the new you know Air
72:53
Jordans I was gonna go Jordans I didn’t
72:55
know if they still made them so I was
72:56
like does LeBron have a shoe I don’t
72:57
even know probably I don’t know I’ve
73:01
been buying Pumas for 10 years so I
73:02
don’t know yeah I’ve been doing converse
73:04
with them right all right yeah can I go
73:07
get the new Reebok pumps there’s new
73:12
Frank Thomas’s Frank Thomas’s it’s just
73:18
so stupid so shop owners are saying that
73:22
you know they’re gonna have to do like
73:23
martial law which I’m not gonna lie I’d
73:31
watch that movie oh man this could be a
73:35
new market though like you know where
73:38
they where they show these like you know
73:40
footage of the shop owners desperately
73:43
trying to stop the thief from you know
73:45
getting out off their property because
73:46
then they can’t do anything about it
73:47
it’s just gonna be so damn dumb again
73:52
when I was first reading about this I’m
73:54
like okay cool he’s kind of backing off
73:55
of the drug stuff and and you know a
73:58
couple of few other you know petty
74:01
things that don’t have a victim and
74:04
focusing on you know not enforcing it
74:05
for the poor cool I’m cool with that I’m
74:09
cool with the police saying hey you know
74:10
what this is a law
74:11
but you’re not hurting anyone so and
74:14
you’re poor so we can’t make any money
74:17
off of you all we’re gonna end up doing
74:18
is putting you in a cage and that costs
74:21
us money so we’re gonna leave you alone
74:24
I’m cool with that I’m not cool with
74:26
this this is not cool unless they then
74:27
said well we’re just not going to
74:28
enforce it but you can you the people
74:31
can you know you know do mercenary law
74:35
against these folks I that’d be fine
74:36
what they’re definitely not going to do
74:38
that so this is just an absolutely
74:40
terrible idea we could pitch it as a new
74:43
reality show that get cameras in order
74:46
to keep rates low for all shop owners oh
74:50
you know what cuz they can make money
74:51
from the ah yeah we can put if if only
74:55
our president knew anybody in reality TV
75:00
damn shame he done you’re weird um we
75:04
can pitch you to them yeah mr. president
75:06
you got this great idea we put cameras
75:08
in Dallas shop owners and when people
75:11
try to steal from them we and and and to
75:17
offset their cost of enforcement and
75:19
insurance they make we share the money
75:21
with them right and we sell we sell
75:23
advertising of the goods that are being
75:25
stolen and the companies oh yeah
75:30
well they’re gonna get air time of
75:32
course they’re gonna try to steal the
75:34
Mountain Dew it’s refreshing and
75:35
delicious no pampers is the lightest the
75:40
keeper out they’re easy to carry when
75:44
you’re the slimmest packaging when
75:47
you’re trying to sprint past the open
75:49
carry shop owner in this Dallas
75:52
convenience store and make it over the
75:56
moat i I just it’s like hopefully this
76:01
won’t happen and they’ll just do like
76:03
the lesser stuff because if you’re not
76:07
going to enforce laws that shouldn’t be
76:08
laws that’s one thing but this is this
76:10
is a that’s this is wrong this is wrong
76:13
but where it goes through though this
76:15
might be the first show on muddy waters
76:17
TV to what be the first show on muddied
76:21
waters TV oh yeah no this would be great
76:25
I like this idea yeah the top petty
76:29
theft
76:30
the real Dallas shop owners right I like
76:33
it
76:34
the real shop owners of Dallas I like it
76:36
I like it I we need to end this because
76:39
we’ve talked a lot about like bad stuff
76:41
this show and I apologize for that
76:44
as does Matt through me but we’re gonna
76:50
end the show on a positive note we’re
76:54
gonna end this show with nipples namely
76:57
women’s nipples it’s actually a lack of
77:02
women’s nipples is the reason that we
77:03
are talking about those nipples can you
77:10
say it again slower for me
77:14
nipples are nipples slower
77:19
I know nipples
77:23
this is nipples ASMR with Spike Owen hey
77:32
I got a I got something today it’s a
77:37
nipple so Spencer Tunick Spencer Tunick
77:48
Spencer good old Spencer Tunick
77:50
that’s our tuna key so he is a I guess
77:54
performance artist I guess would be the
77:56
best way to prove put that okay has
77:59
organized many unknown protests in his
78:02
day and fair enough
78:05
he organized another one outside of the
78:08
Astor Place subway station in Manhattan
78:12
New York and this was to protest what
78:18
laws against women being able to show
78:20
their nipples this was to protest
78:22
Facebook and instagrams policies Oh
78:26
moving which is why we couldn’t show the
78:29
video yeah let’s cut to the video let’s
78:32
cut to that video but we’re on Facebook
78:34
and Instagram and Twitter and Facebook
78:37
and periscope and anchor I mean
78:42
technically we could do it on anchor
78:43
because they can’t see it right because
78:45
it’s audio you can you just have to put
78:47
a caption nipple nipples sounds right I
78:55
could add closed captioning we certainly
79:01
can at least on the website various
79:06
nipple sounds well we’ll find out
79:11
together so so he’s protesting that I
79:14
could show my nipples right now right we
79:16
we a while logo spike and I were trying
79:21
to figure out ways to get more people to
79:23
watch and one of the ideas that got
79:26
tossed around was nipple Tuesday nipple
79:29
Tuesday nipple Tuesday where we would
79:33
show our nipples they were nipples like
79:37
up close
79:37
right oh you would get a very very close
79:42
shot of our nipples of our nipples right
79:44
because who
79:46
doesn’t want to see spike in men’s
79:48
nipples specifically our nipples this
79:52
was vetoed by my wife was quickly like
79:56
as soon as we said it in real time it
80:00
was almost as though she was I don’t
80:03
even think she was involved in the
80:04
conversation no she wasn’t she actually
80:05
she just came in as we were talking and
80:08
she heard nipples and said no and I said
80:11
no no no but here out of the air she
80:15
said here like that I hear nipples no
80:16
but yeah she just she sort of generated
80:21
out of the ether and was like nipples no
80:23
no nipples and I said wait whoa whoa
80:25
hear us ow
80:28
nipples every week nipple Tuesday and
80:32
and for our patrons and she said no um
80:37
and I mean the thing is she has
80:41
definitely input on me showing my
80:43
nipples but that smell extended to you
80:45
too you also can’t show your nipples
80:48
that also so that somehow she had
80:50
authority over your nipples as well
80:53
she’s like the Mark Zuckerberg of
80:55
muddied water but just nipples but just
81:00
nipple like like we can do anything else
81:02
we just can’t show our nipples she would
81:05
have problems with other things as well
81:07
I use genitals in general right right no
81:11
genitals but pretty much everything else
81:14
she’s been okay with it or as tolerated
81:16
I don’t know she’s been okay with it but
81:18
she’s tolerated it but not the nipples
81:20
she said no to the nipples
81:21
hashtag no to nipples Shawn Whitehead is
81:23
gonna walk into a store with no
81:25
headphones on at this moment and just
81:29
here here here here about the apples
81:33
talk about nipples guys the thing is
81:36
it’s not so much the nipple as it is the
81:39
areola you see it’s not really that big
81:46
unless you get someone with some real
81:48
honker cone shape oh man you know some
81:52
especially ladies some of these ladies
81:54
their nipples are like they they are and
81:59
I mean they’re
82:00
like some suppose may benefit from the
82:02
universal child care we talked about at
82:04
the beginning just grow hashtag grow the
82:08
nipples grow the nipples 2019 so Spencer
82:13
Tunick of Facebook and instagrams
82:22
prohibition on the female nipple the
82:25
female nipple the female nipple like
82:28
they had that whole they had that whole
82:30
movement a while ago where if you were
82:33
posing nude on Facebook or Instagram
82:35
they recommended photoshopping out your
82:37
nipples would have may omit the same you
82:41
know well dad is genius right I know
82:44
that actually was a good idea and I know
82:47
those are male nipples you can see it’s
82:49
a different layer they’re covered by
82:51
male nipples with your client that is
82:57
genius
82:58
yeah I know I don’t I wish I had thought
83:02
of it but you could wear a pasty that is
83:10
a nipple that has a photo of a male name
83:13
of the males nipples on it right that is
83:19
absolutely genius so right because
83:29
that’s what this is about
83:31
right back to this protest as we
83:32
continue to talk about nipples what they
83:36
these these models got nude they nude it
83:40
up yep well new did them get on duty we
83:44
got old nudie in their head outside of
83:46
this subway stop at the Astor Place
83:50
subway stop nude and they were covering
83:54
the sensitive areas of their body their
83:56
groin holes and their female nipples the
83:58
men weren’t doing but you know the the
84:00
females were covering up their female
84:03
nipples and the men are and there and
84:05
everybody was covering their groins with
84:07
pictures of famous male nipples let me
84:11
rephrase that
84:11
nipples of famous males
84:14
because I don’t know any male who has a
84:16
famous nipple um Jim Morrison yes that’s
84:27
an actually famous nipple ever two
84:29
nipples both nipples are famous other
84:31
than that I’m not yeah yeah
84:40
also Buffalo Bill from Silence of the
84:43
way of his potential yeah yeah I guess
84:50
so
84:51
maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe
84:58
maybe maybe well yes I know that like a
85:02
the drummer for the Red Hot Chili
85:04
Peppers Chad Smith so his was one of the
85:07
nipples that was being used by Rinna
85:09
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85:10
approach it but that woman knows but
85:13
like I think it was Brad Pitt
85:17
I think his nipples were used but famous
85:20
famous men’s nipples were being used in
85:24
this protest and Facebook and Instagram
85:29
have done absolutely nothing to change
85:31
their policy on the female nipple you
85:34
still can’t do it if you are out there
85:39
wanting to show pictures of your naked
85:42
breasts and you’re a female
85:45
we highly recommend we will see I I will
85:51
say thank you thank you I’m at single
85:56
not married Matt and not spike right I
86:01
was always married I’m married no I said
86:08
in stand and not spike who is married oh
86:10
okay I was like I’m married but yeah I
86:14
will
86:14
you can gladly I will send you pictures
86:17
of my very pink nipples and you
86:23
photoshopped them bad boys right on over
86:25
yours and
86:27
if they argue with you about it you can
86:30
know those are Matt rights nipples those
86:33
are Matt rights nipples up from muddied
86:35
water ready to and muddy waters of
86:38
freedom fade I think that that’s a good
86:41
a good compromise listen let’s I just
86:44
want to bring this down going but that’s
86:47
why it’s now the hashtag we the nipple
86:50
we the nipple and I love that hashtag
86:52
we’ve the nipple or wet hand and wet or
87:00
wet he nipple wet he nipple which is
87:05
actually accurate yeah cuz I wet mine
87:07
down for you and everything no no it’s
87:09
wet he nipple and so it’s not it’s not
87:10
my nipple it’s a hash tag what he nipple
87:14
so let’s just if you have this belief
87:19
and and and we’ve talked about this
87:22
before Facebook Instagram all of these
87:24
are private groups they can set whatever
87:25
rules they want in their terms of
87:26
service
87:27
none of us have a right to show our
87:28
nipples on it or anything else they can
87:31
do whatever they want if their policy is
87:33
we don’t want to show sex or sexual
87:36
organs okay so then you don’t show sex
87:39
you don’t show a penis or a vagina you
87:44
don’t show those a nipple on either a
87:50
male or a female is a nipple a sexual
87:55
organ on a male on a female it serves
87:59
the purpose of allowing them to nurse a
88:02
child or you know pump milk or whatever
88:05
and on a male it’s kinda cool decoration
88:09
that serves no actual purpose the only
88:12
reason we have them is because when we
88:14
got them they didn’t know if we were
88:15
gonna be a boy or a girl yeah like it’s
88:17
it’s a throwback to our fetal
88:19
development when there wasn’t quite sure
88:22
what we were gonna be and then there’s
88:24
some other stuff I could say but I’m not
88:25
going to because there’s the thing with
88:29
penis anyway I’m not going to get into
88:33
penises we’ve talked enough about
88:35
nipples no penises this is a penis free
88:37
show nipples it’s not sexual and people
88:42
want you know it’s in the part of the
88:44
sexiness of it so was their face well
88:48
you know they use it sometimes and sex
88:50
people use their mouths and sex do we
88:52
not show female mouths now we don’t show
88:54
sumptuous lips we don’t like I mean if
89:00
many many many a male if you were to
89:05
look at my track record and dating you
89:08
would think that I am NOT but many a
89:10
male are attracted to the booty and I
89:18
have seen plenty of pictures online of
89:20
women who are wearing things that are
89:22
basically not wearing anything covering
89:25
the booty the booty is out like you see
89:28
the booty you see all of the booty all
89:31
of the booty
89:32
god bless you for that women don’t get
89:33
me wrong I am not complaining and God I
89:36
don’t want Facebook or Instagram to
89:37
change those standards right but many
89:43
men find that sexually pleasing I would
89:46
probably say all men find that sexually
89:48
pleasing in one way or another yeah
89:51
that’s fine we’re talking about
89:54
something that I mean follow me it’s
89:56
like you know it’s like smaller than a
89:58
diamond
89:59
yeah it’s tiny but we’re talking about
90:03
something with somebody centric circle
90:07
on your chest it’s just like I’m the one
90:15
that started this becoming just really
90:17
talking about nipples a lot so I have no
90:19
room to complain really it’s because of
90:21
Shawn Whitehead because we wanted to
90:23
make sure he was uncomfortable at the
90:26
store or wherever he was but the good
90:30
then I’m glad he’s enjoying it we’re
90:32
making it uncomfortable for Shawn’s the
90:35
people in his vicinity his fellow
90:37
shoppers and the people working there
90:40
it’s not it’s not sex
90:43
anything you could say it’s like like
90:45
Matt said anything you could say about a
90:48
nipple or especially about a nipple
90:50
period you could equally say about the
90:53
booty or lips or you know eyes or
90:58
whatever like I don’t have to see my
91:02
wife nude to have sexual thoughts about
91:05
her right so if there’s so much going on
91:10
there especially with her but it’s just
91:12
in general like you don’t have to see
91:16
nipples and go oh uptick on sucks now
91:18
like you don’t see that especially if
91:21
they’re boo hole booty they got their
91:22
whole ass out with this little tiny
91:26
string of cloth single ply cloth right
91:38
on the actual anus and and and you know
91:42
so that’s okay and you know to cleave it
91:46
you can see like all of the all of the
91:51
breast except for just just the nipple
91:55
and the areola
91:57
oh look like the deep V all the way down
92:00
all the way and they cut up and they do
92:03
it like this so it’s all plent you know
92:05
so it’s all puffed out for you and I got
92:07
their their ass all sticking out you can
92:10
get all of the under boob you want you
92:12
can get the over the over boob the inner
92:15
and the even even the side like I love a
92:18
little side boob that’s good look and
92:21
nothing wrong I’m gonna man the shirts
92:24
probably recommend doing that but I’ve
92:29
spent another $4 on the t-shirt but you
92:34
have every single area of the boob is
92:37
totally fine to show on Facebook and
92:40
Instagram – you know you see some
92:45
they’re like you know well you know what
92:48
whatever – the part that babies eat from
93:01
why so and this goes before of social
93:08
media this has been some weird societal
93:10
standard for like a long period of time
93:11
that if I had been smart I would have
93:13
researched as to why this is a thing
93:16
what it is and it and it seems to be a
93:20
sneaky Western thing because you don’t
93:23
really see it so much in other cultures
93:26
as far as I can tell maybe in the far
93:27
east but like most other cultures are ya
93:33
know see with the Middle East male
93:36
bodies are supposed to be covered too so
93:39
like you know yes women have to wear
93:42
burqas and all this stuff but men also
93:44
are supposed to be pretty modest and not
93:46
show stuff and they’re starting to relax
93:48
those standards for men because they’re
93:50
being more like us but it’s like I don’t
93:53
get it like what what is the where did
93:57
where where I grew up in Virginia we had
94:02
a theme park where you could get family
94:05
fun time but this word pack yeah right
94:11
the family floor pick where it was come
94:14
I’m certain it’s still there so it’s
94:16
called Kings Dominion yeah used to be
94:18
paramount Kings Dominion after they
94:20
bought it and had great rags that were
94:22
based on Wayne’s World
94:23
and then paramount was like this is a
94:25
losing venture because it’s a theme park
94:27
so we’re just finding it right this
94:30
aging theme park played in a national
94:34
lampoon’s vacation like Walley world now
94:36
where everything was just kind of broken
94:37
oh wait you used to be this really great
94:40
place to go and you’d go and you’d have
94:41
a great time and my buddies and I we
94:44
were cocky arrogant teams who all of us
94:48
were swimmers so you know we had like
94:49
the swimmers bodies as much right and we
94:54
would walk around and have shirts on and
94:58
one year they changed the policy hmm and
95:03
it wasn’t that women could now
95:07
Oh their nipples it was that no nipples
95:10
were allowed nipple free zone it was a
95:13
nipple free zone unless you were in the
95:15
water part but if you yourself wandering
95:20
around trying to get and that was where
95:23
I found it really unfair because I had a
95:25
good tant like you wouldn’t know that to
95:27
look at me now but back then like yeah
95:30
like anybody that’s watching like you
95:31
can see the farmer tan that I got from
95:35
the fact that I never go outside but
95:37
back then I had you know I had a good
95:39
constant tan so we would go there and we
95:42
wouldn’t want our tans to be uneven cuz
95:45
stuff you know weird arrogant little
95:47
kids right it’s not like now where I
95:51
have zero problems showing anybody that
95:52
and they were like no you have to put
95:55
your shirt on it’s a hundred and twenty
95:58
degrees nope can’t show nipples unless
96:01
you’re at the water park unless you’re
96:03
at the water park and it unless you’re a
96:11
woman cuz then you can’t show it at the
96:12
water park either right yeah I could
96:14
show mine at the water park but any but
96:16
women can he could in the era of me too
96:20
and nevertheless she persisted and the
96:23
whole feminine this is going to go away
96:25
soon cuz the Libertarians are like this
96:30
isn’t you know this violates our rights
96:31
the feminists are gonna be like you know
96:38
we want to do this because men can and
96:41
it’s not right and I agree with them and
96:43
then the Conservatives gonna be like
96:45
whoa
96:45
titties so there’s not really like
96:48
you’ve got a I guess a small subset of
96:52
religious authoritarian you know
96:54
puritanical people or whatever that are
96:56
gonna be like no this is bad all right
96:57
well then don’t do it
96:59
deal don’t show me your nipples okay
97:03
don’t show me your nipples this lady
97:06
over here wants to show everyone her
97:07
nipples I don’t really care I’m fine
97:10
with that like it’s none of my business
97:11
yeah you’re gonna have the people who
97:13
are like my kids shouldn’t be looking at
97:15
those nipples raise them better
97:20
raise your children to not experience
97:22
human bodies like this is what people I
97:25
don’t want them to have to see and this
97:28
can go to a lot of things I don’t want
97:29
them to have to see gay people I don’t
97:33
know what to tell to move to Somalia um
97:40
finally finally I get I get to do that
97:45
move to Somali no but it’s like I mean
97:47
you don’t want your kids to experience
97:49
things happening in life all right dude
97:53
gonna just like you did and tough like
98:01
its life you didn’t want to have a kid
98:05
experience reality maybe you don’t have
98:07
a kid my kids aren’t experiencing any of
98:08
this
98:09
my kids aren’t my kids aren’t
98:11
experiencing this because they they
98:13
can’t see it from where they are which
98:16
ain’t the nipples hmm no right now my
98:20
kids are protected by two different
98:22
layers of clothing huh-huh that’s one
98:26
tank all I’m all I’m saying is but the
98:31
main takeaway from this is nipples if
98:43
Shawn Whitehead is still in a stage with
98:45
nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples
98:49
not penis not penis not being never posh
98:53
tag never penis no hash tag always
98:56
nipple nipple hashtag wet he nipple I’m
99:04
going to change in the notes that where
99:08
the capitalization is on that hashtag so
99:13
that it’s wet he nipple he nipple I
99:16
might add in a pasta – between he and
99:19
nipple the he Nepal Yoshi Rivera Davis
99:23
says show them to me
99:27
we we are not allowed to show them on
99:32
this show but if you send
99:33
five bucks so you second five bucks for
99:39
a paypal if he’s in five bucks to our
99:41
PayPal Matt will show you his nipples I
99:45
will send you an email with my nipple so
99:52
we made a promise to Spike’s wife to not
99:55
show her nipples oh yeah I I I can’t and
99:58
I can’t I be for a myriad of reasons all
100:02
related to my marriage I can’t send you
100:05
my nipple right and well I mean I
100:08
legally can right but I’m not going to
100:12
Matt I have nothing to do with the
100:15
marriage hand but and yet for some
100:18
reason he can’t show his nipple on this
100:20
show because of my wife which is the
100:27
power of marriage I guess the sanctity
100:30
of the institution and but but he can
100:36
nipple mail you I will eat nipple you
100:44
hashed people send you his hashtag wet
100:47
he nipple mom five bucks Rodney
100:51
Carrington song wet he nipple that of
100:56
Rodney Carrington yeah Eve nipple which
101:00
is a Rodney Carrington zone I’m gonna
101:02
have to have google Rodney Carrington oh
101:11
he had a song called wait a few people
101:17
song what no that’s not him funny
101:20
country songs Oh show them to me oh is
101:26
that a– is that a oh oh show them to me
101:31
yeah so can’t
101:36
yeah not allowed to show our nipples
101:38
here here button my bad
101:42
well yes if what is our PayPal our
101:44
PayPal is a is it Muddy Waters of
101:47
freedom gene
101:47
I believe so yeah it’s many waters of
101:49
freedom a gmail pal $5 since Sean
101:51
whiteheads in public will keep Publix
101:53
we’ll keep this going so Sean ye head is
101:56
in Publix if you pay me still in Publix
101:58
yeah niffle if you pay pal $5.00 to
102:03
muddied waters of freedom at gmail.com I
102:05
will email you a picture of my perfectly
102:10
concentric pink nipple I think that’s a
102:15
deal guys people of public’s attention
102:21
the gentleman whose phone this audio is
102:25
emanating from is an absolute gem of a
102:28
human being
102:28
oh is that target first target I think
102:33
the first target get heard it then first
102:36
target then public’s okay so target
102:38
people of whatever store Shawn Whitehead
102:40
is in in this very moment in time if you
102:44
hear this if you hear this I need you to
102:47
know some things about nipples get
102:50
myself situated here so we can the
102:57
camera knows that this is serious
102:59
he’s public’s for me tell you some stuff
103:03
don’t know if you’re by the deli section
103:06
Boar’s Head turkey sandwiches are on
103:09
sale for $7.99 today is this all all
103:15
public PSA’s public public says in
103:18
Florida all right well while you’re
103:20
getting that Boar’s Head getting that
103:23
sweet-ass deal for Boar’s Head turkey
103:25
sandwiches let me tell you some sack
103:27
facts about the nipple our new favorite
103:32
subject on this show buy one get one
103:34
like a nipple it’s much like a nipple
103:37
buy one get one just like a nipple and
103:40
I’m gonna tell you something about Shawn
103:42
Whitehead shawn has two friends right
103:45
now who are on the internet who have
103:47
spent the better part of a half hour
103:49
talking about nipples there’s no reason
103:53
that we’re still online other than we’re
103:55
still talking about Impuls the show’s
103:56
over the show is really the show is
103:59
essentially over we’ve talked about
104:00
everything of any real
104:01
you he just said he was in public areas
104:04
with no headphones and so we’re just
104:06
gonna keep talking about nipples until
104:08
this man makes it home because we care
104:12
and let me explain some things about
104:17
nipples the female nipples specifically
104:20
because that’s the thing you’re not
104:21
supposed to talk about male nipples are
104:23
like whatever you know like we’re
104:25
talking I think you can even walk into a
104:27
pub I think I could go into a public
104:28
shirtless and they wouldn’t have like
104:29
they wouldn’t say anything to me you
104:31
because you have male you have wet he
104:33
nipples right I got wet he nipples he’s
104:36
got hashtag wet he nipples and that’s
104:39
fine that’s fine the white patriarchy
104:45
says it’s fine for Matt and then Sean
104:48
even in this moment if he wished we
104:52
shall see to remove his shirt and show
104:56
everyone here who’s hearing me his
104:59
nipples I can probably and I mean I
105:03
don’t know if this is true but for many
105:07
men their nipples are hairy okay so it’s
105:13
not just a nipple it’s a hairy nipple
105:15
for anybody who pays the $5 to the
105:19
PayPal at muddied waters of freedom at
105:21
gmail.com this extends to everyone it
105:24
does my nipples are not hairy my nipples
105:27
are very much not hairy much like most
105:29
of my body no it’s very aesthetically
105:32
pleasing
105:32
this is aesthetically pleasing wet he
105:36
nipple that you can get from Matt right
105:37
who also lives in the Tampa Bay area and
105:42
moneyed waters of freedom at gmail.com
105:44
you cannot get my hairy Juna poles and
105:47
the reason for that is because I’m
105:50
married and also I have to think that
105:53
I’d charged more than $5 because it
105:56
would be like a whole like thing right
105:58
like they’re they’re hairy and I there’s
106:01
like a bear market there right like and
106:03
not a bear market as in like when the
106:05
stock markets going down but a market
106:07
for bears is this like a Pride Month yes
106:11
oh man we’re doing a Pride Month thing
106:14
hey
106:15
hey fellow homosexuals it’s us Matt and
106:19
right Matt and Spike at the muddy waters
106:21
of freedom we just like you to know
106:23
being gay yeah great job I am so proud
106:35
of you for being gay it’s not it’s not
106:43
easy it definitely is not easy
106:46
especially being a gay man cuz I’ve seen
106:49
myself naked and I have unfortunately
106:53
seen other men naked and to really just
106:58
get into that is it
107:01
that’s a schlep but that is an
107:04
undertaking they I’m not willing to
107:08
undertake I certainly am NOT no I mean
107:11
if you look at a female especially your
107:13
nipples right get that body yeah not not
107:19
too much hair they smell good and
107:22
they’re all moist yeah that’s what I’m
107:26
talking about
107:27
you said moist oh they’re moist you know
107:30
that he’s out in public that’s got like
107:32
four women just walked away
107:35
moist nipples okay and that’s something
107:41
hashtag moist Matt nipples hashtag moist
107:45
Matt nipples to do that with a guy who’s
107:48
probably also moist I’m not into it
107:51
and so I’m proud of you that you can do
107:53
that someone’s got to each and every one
107:55
of you every single homosexual who’s
107:57
listening to this I need you know not
107:59
just homosexuals trans I am so proud of
108:03
you
108:04
you did it you did it you’re doing it
108:11
you can do it guys all month oh yeah Oh
108:17
month of June all of June you do you but
108:23
apparently according to however this
108:26
calendar is
108:27
this is the June beautiful month we give
108:31
the blacks February shortest month
108:34
freezing cold out you guys we’re so
108:38
proud of you at the beginning of the
108:40
summer that’s the best part it’s not too
108:45
hot it’s not it’s perfect it’s perfect
108:50
may actually would have been perfect
108:51
let’s be honest here okay probably
108:55
straight pride is may write it let’s be
108:57
honest right yeah but see I so I would
109:02
think that like October or something you
109:05
know you get the changing of the colors
109:07
and you know like everything’s that’s
109:12
for pagans and then the Jews get like
109:15
most of December because we call so I
109:17
don’t know we were in the Middle East
109:19
it’s nice in December in the Middle East
109:21
so I we weren’t really thinking like
109:23
long term I mean who aren’t thinking
109:28
manifest destiny we weren’t thinking
109:29
like yeah we weren’t thinking of being
109:31
expelled and like then like all the
109:35
genocides and stuff we weren’t thinking
109:36
long term but let me go back to the gays
109:38
because there are two things that I need
109:43
you to take away from this show nipples
109:46
nipples female nipples are the bee’s
109:50
knees equally the bee’s knees being gay
109:55
in June really just being gay but I’m
110:02
gonna take all of June to let you know
110:04
that I’m proud of you you did it you’re
110:11
gay and I can and I’m proud of you
110:22
let’s talk to the gay women for a second
110:25
to the lesbians let’s talk to the
110:28
lesbian since we’re talking about female
110:30
nipples I get it lesbians I’m not just
110:33
proud of you I’m with you I understand I
110:36
understand you because cuz you’re like
110:41
Oh roll the windows down so wait put it
110:47
on bluetooth and blast it because the
110:51
female the lesbians need to hear this
110:54
they’ll hear it later oh I’m certain
110:57
somebody will somebody some lesbians
110:59
gonna hear this later and I’m fine with
111:00
that
111:01
do I get cuz you’re like hey even though
111:09
I’ve got a vagina I want more of them
111:15
right at least one more of them and I am
111:19
all about female nipples that’s the
111:23
other thing you’re saying and I’m like
111:25
yes girl yes okay I get it if I wake up
111:31
tomorrow and I’m a woman
111:34
I’m like well guess I’m a lesbian
111:38
because I’m not getting divorced that’s
111:43
a conversation we’d have to have yeah
111:48
and ya know I know it’s I mean I’d you
111:51
know cross that bridge if we get to it
111:52
right now I mean that would that would
111:54
definitely be a conversation that would
111:55
definitely be a conversation to be a lot
111:57
of questions I’m sure honey I swear I
112:00
just fell asleep the way I sleep you
112:07
never know you never know but but you
112:12
know so I get it with the lesbians and
112:14
with the gay guys I’m just like hey you
112:15
know what someone had to take one for
112:16
the team and here you are just taking it
112:22
for the team and I’m proud of you
112:33
I’m proud of you some Matt like oh yeah
112:38
I guess I say first so tomorrow if you
112:45
want to hear more about nipples yeah I
112:47
got some some bad news for you because
112:49
we’re not gonna talk about nipples
112:50
tomorrow tomorrow on my fellow Americans
112:53
my show I will be interviewing Chloe Val
112:57
dari who is a world-renowned activist
113:01
speaker lecturer recently a podcaster
113:05
she started podcaster podcasting
113:07
possibly on anchor of him and she also
113:16
she’s also the creator of a program
113:20
called the theory of Enchantment which
113:22
is a program she’s developed to help
113:24
people better relate to each other and
113:26
engage in conflict resolution in a way
113:29
that de-escalates and finds common
113:31
ground and she explores pop culture and
113:33
all all sorts of really cool stuff I’m
113:36
really looking forward to having her on
113:38
and talking to her she’s gonna spend
113:42
time talking about the theory of
113:43
Enchantment and then also explaining to
113:45
our viewers why I’m better than Dave
113:47
Rubin so that’ll be good so Matt who do
113:51
you have on Thursday just go like yeah
114:01
but like detailing why I am and I’m
114:03
gonna ask her to explain how many Dave
114:07
Reubens it would take to achieve a spike
114:10
Coen Dave Rubin also gay and I’m proud
114:15
of them
114:16
very present on Thursday I’ve got a
114:20
guest I think I we were discussing this
114:27
morning topics and I never actually got
114:30
a confirmation on whether or not she
114:32
would be appearing but there’s gonna be
114:34
a show there’s gonna be a show if there
114:35
is no I have a show yeah there’s gonna
114:37
be a show it could I mean it might just
114:41
be me doing a Q&A; but it might also be
114:44
me with a very wonderful and
114:46
human being taking up most of the time
114:49
which would be great that would be
114:51
really good and then on Friday we’ve got
114:54
the Shabbat episode of mr. America the
114:57
bearded truth it’s really important that
114:59
I assign some kind of Jewish presence to
115:04
his show even though he’s extremely
115:06
Gentile but that is his Jewish episode
115:09
if you if you will I’ve decided that
115:11
just now and then have a great weekend
115:13
and next week on Monday you will have
115:15
the non Jewish completely Gentile
115:17
episode of mr. America the bearded truth
115:19
with Jason Lyon and then join us again
115:22
next week Tuesday right here on the
115:26
Internet where Matt and I will be here
115:30
again talking about probably not nipples
115:35
but who knows if there is a nipple
115:37
related story we will be all over that I
115:40
can assure you about $5 donations yeah
115:44
yeah waters of freedom if we get enough
115:49
$5 donations this becomes the damn
115:52
nipple show this will become the muddy
115:55
waters of the muddied nipples of freedom
115:57
you know that’s I don’t like how that
116:02
sounds but I’ll say it for money I’ll
116:06
say it right yeah that’s not even a
116:08
question all of that and if if in the
116:17
meantime if someone we’re looking to
116:19
find us on the Internet Matt are there
116:20
places where they could do that you know
116:24
ones that we’ve mentioned on this show
116:28
[Music]
116:31
there’s a freedom Instagram you can find
116:35
us at muddy waters of freedom you can
116:37
find us on the Twitter where you can
116:40
tweet us or Twitter we’d have some
116:42
nipple tweet yeah you can nipple tweet
116:45
us you can if you’re sharing this
116:49
episode please do a hashtag moist Matt
116:52
nipple and well that way we’ll be able
116:56
to find it easily
116:58
[Laughter]
117:06
but you can tweet us at muddied
117:10
underscore waters you can find this on
117:13
anchor at anchored not FM / muddied
117:16
waters and you can find this in every
117:20
episode of Muddy Waters media at muddied
117:22
waters of freedom dot-com yes you can
117:26
also find us on YouTube at youtube.com
117:29
slash muddy waters media it’s you know
117:31
what you do this every time and you nail
117:33
it every time you missed one I forgive
117:35
you
117:35
yeah I just wanted to throw in the
117:37
hashtag moist Matt nipples I know it you
117:41
derailed yourself and I’m fine with it
117:42
um so good so this episode happened and
117:49
we achieved I am happy with this I read
117:53
all we achieved everything we achieved
117:56
everything in this episode and more
117:59
importantly I feel as though some people
118:01
at Target and some people at Publix
118:04
we’re either educated or just felt
118:06
mildly uncomfortable as they were
118:10
looking for the items less than 750
118:13
dollars you know that’s what you
118:15
shopping at you know late at night you
118:18
know listen we enriched you so they were
118:21
enriched in some way whether they were
118:23
educated or maybe they had a little bit
118:25
of a horror flick going thing going them
118:27
ooh what Publix huh and then um and then
118:31
in at Target
118:33
Oh Target with the kids and go oh what’s
118:35
an mommy what’s a what’s a wet he nipple
118:37
that’s a good thing that’s a good thing
118:40
word moist
118:42
yeah mommy why are you like reeling all
118:46
they said was moist and then the kids
118:47
say moist cuz it’s like a funny sounding
118:49
word moist moist moist moist and then
118:51
the mother like that’s kind of sad so we
118:53
hope that didn’t happen but other than
118:55
that oh no I enjoyed teaching kids the
118:58
word moist I if I told a kid about a
119:03
moist nipple that starts them on the
119:08
journey of this painful existence called
119:11
life
119:12
and I’m happy about that kid if I have
119:18
to pay for your child care you’re gonna
119:21
hear about you’re gonna hear about wet
119:25
he nipples and moist moisture Shawn said
119:30
they started to pay attention and we’re
119:31
like trying to see my phone wait as one
119:33
would well why wouldn’t you why would
119:36
you not I mean if I were in there and
119:37
I’m hearing this I’m like yeah what’s
119:40
what exactly is that what is going on
119:43
why why is this happening
119:45
no kids that’s maybe next time maybe
119:53
next time let us know your shopping
119:55
patterns Shawn because I wouldn’t go
119:56
live any time this is not like a cable
119:58
show like we can we can work this around
120:00
your schedule and for everybody else
120:02
who’s watching still still the show
120:07
ended an hour ago
120:08
yeah if you want to go out in public
120:14
playing us with no headphones on let us
120:16
know we’ll be more than happy to do that
120:20
again yeah yeah especially for Shawn
120:22
because he actually shows us to them
120:24
while we talk about nipples and I’m good
120:26
I’m good with it man I’m good with it
120:29
this is how we spread the show is we get
120:31
people to go out into the world and show
120:33
us to people as we talk about nipples
120:38
and and just and like in homosexuality
120:42
for this month that’s a big one the
120:45
muddied rainbow of freedom guys thanks
120:50
for tuning in to the muddied the gay
120:53
waters of muddy gay the money gay waters
120:58
a free free gay gayness and and and and
121:05
not just gayness
121:06
but lesbianism gay bisexual transgender
121:12
queer plus I a a two-spirit intersex
121:19
asexual questioning plus symbols
121:25
thanks for tuning in and we will mic
121:30
check yo
121:32
[Music]
121:38
I will not go pop I will not go stop
121:43
gonna say nobody’s know this is true
121:46
hip-hop I do not flip-flop none as they
121:48
blow me flow this is perseverance
121:51
this is perseverance this is
121:54
perseverance
121:56
I will not go pop I will not go stop
122:00
when I say no means no this is true this
122:06
is perseverance this is perseverance
122:10
this is perseverance
122:14
this is perseverance sobbing on the romm
122:16
since I made the first appearance I’ve
122:18
been on the grind never waited for the
122:19
clearance life is all the time so I’m
122:21
gonna never feel it yeah
122:23
and people gonna hear this made a little
122:24
name with addition and coherence never
122:26
been a lame Nam visit to a genius
122:28
knowledge of my brain chalk it up to the
122:29
experience still I’m not rich but at
122:31
least I ain’t broke
122:32
never sell dreams cuz I’d rather sell
122:34
hope people so lost in the mirrors and
122:36
the smoke think I’d be a real a bloke if
122:37
I said I sold dope no but my friends
122:40
will tell you that I’m awesome soft make
122:41
it easy living off the map I can go hard
122:43
like your freaking shoot on the track
122:44
I’m grinding from a zero to a stack and
122:47
I’m talking about the nero getting
122:48
jacked what kind of needs a new king
122:51
i’ma go hard to be the leader of the
122:52
pack a needle in a stack and I’m feelin
122:54
to attack not a Bala no to child but a
122:56
hero and a black I’m an eagle to arrest
122:58
double demon on a tractor and the
122:59
scholar and a brother you don’t feel it
123:00
if you’re wack you’re always talkin
123:02
neutral in your rap and I’m trying to
123:04
fill my minutes on the map I give you 12
123:07
rules for life and get my broom clean
123:08
I’m the Jordan pinsetter that I will not
123:11
go pop I will not go stop gonna say no
123:13
means no just this is true hip-hop I do
123:16
not flip-flop none I think blow me
123:18
this is perseverance this is
123:21
perseverance
123:22
this is perseverance
123:26
I will not go pop I will not go stop can
123:30
I say no no this is true this is
123:38
perseverance
123:39
this is perseverance and I believe what
123:44
I prophesize so I don’t apologize unless
123:48
I do wrong I don’t bow to the mob I
123:50
don’t live to antagonize but they say
123:52
I’m too outspoken smoke they wonder if
123:55
I’m joking look a little bit it’s jest
123:57
but I say what I feel man I’m feelin I’m
123:59
open
124:00
trust in God but I live in the physical
124:02
selfish thoughts but I give in the liver
124:03
go doc cops hot war my speech to be
124:05
criminalize getify when I speak their
124:07
political blood I am NOT left-wing I am
124:10
NOT right-wing I just know all these
124:11
things I know yeah you cannot label me
124:14
you can’t put shame on me when I say go
124:16
means go fresh I step into the premises
124:18
kicked off rounds in the left arm
124:20
expressing it up online and reply to all
124:22
the messages gotta spend time and I’m
124:24
grateful it’s cherish it don’t talk crap
124:25
no I’d rather be irrelevant can’t play
124:27
songs people know that I’m intelligent
124:29
see me up Lakes not big beard let them
124:31
in 12 years teach now flowing like your
124:32
favorite
124:33
show love now moving up an eminence a
124:35
girl show love she’s a dealer and all
124:36
the pleasantest
124:37
got huge streams I can never be a
124:39
pessimist too much love I can never be a
124:41
feminist
124:41
girls stop looking all incredulous I’m
124:44
not a bad man I am NOT your nemesis
124:45
always had a mega trial take it back to
124:47
Genesis worked so hard time to reap the
124:49
benefits
124:50
I will not go pop I will not go stop
124:53
gonna say no means no just this is true
124:55
hip-hop I do not flip me no this is true
125:15
[Music]
125:17
this is perseverance
125:19
this is perseverance


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