Episode 104 – The One That Is a Week Late

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Mic Check yo I’m still here
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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then I say no means no just this is true
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hip-hop
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I’m not flip-flop blow me flow this is
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perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance this is perseverance I’ve
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been on the romm since I made the first
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appearance I’ve been on the grind never
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grated for the clearance lapis all the
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time so I’m gonna live a fearless years
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yeah
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and people gonna hear this made a little
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name with the vision and coherence never
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been a lame Nam closer to a genius
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knowledge of my brain chuck it up to the
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experience still I’m not rich but at
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least I ain’t broke
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never sell dreams cuz I better sell hope
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hope people so lost in the mirrors and
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the smoke think I’d be a real a bloke if
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I said I sold dope no but my fans tell
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you that I’m awesome awesome I started
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selling and they bottom bottom I told
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him get him and I got him swift you want
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thought buzz that’s not a prize it’s
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time just with the noodles on the wax
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rock hard like I got the Beatles on your
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back go soft make it easy living off the
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map or I can go hard like you’re
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freaking too
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I’m grinding from a zero to a stack and
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I’m talking about the Nero getting
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jacked if what kind of needs a new king
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i’ma go hard to be the leader of the
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pack a needle in a stack and I’m to
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attack
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and I believe what I prophesize so I
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don’t apologize unless I do wrong I
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don’t bow to the mob I don’t live to
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antagonize but they sound too outspoken
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smoke they wonder if I’m joking
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look a little bit its chest but I say
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what I feel man I’m feeling I’m open
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trust in God but I live in the physical
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selfish thoughts but I give in the
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lyrical got cops hot war my speech to be
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criminal lies can’t fight when I speak
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their political blood I am NOT left-wing
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I am NOT right-wing I just know all
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these things I know yeah
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you can’t I label me you can’t put shame
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on me when I say go means go fresh I
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step into the premises kick dope rhymes
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and they love harm especially their pop
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online and reply to all the messages
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gotta spend time and I’m grateful that
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you’re cheb shit don’t talk crap no I’d
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rather be irrelevant can’t plate don’t
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people know that I’m intelligent see me
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up Lakes not big beard let them in 12
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years teach now flowing like your
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favorite foods your love now I’m moving
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up an eminence girl show love because I
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feeling all the pleasantness got huge
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streams I can never be a pessimist too
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much love I can never be a feminist
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girls stop looking on credulous I am not
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a bad man I am NOT your nemesis always
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had a Mega Drive take it back to Genesis
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worked so hard time to remember better
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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gonna say no you smelt this is true
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hip-hop
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I’m not flip-top gonna say flow me flow
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this is perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance
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I will not go pop I will not go stop
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when I say no means no this is true
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hip-hop I do not flips up when I flow
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this is perseverance
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this is perseverance this is
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perseverance
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the vanguard hey
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everyone are we live ok good ok now
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we’re live ok lay because because I’m on
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a delay I was like oh crap like am I
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doing this over the intro for spike one
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time I pulled off a kickflip Cohen I am
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Matt right and together we are
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traversing the muddy the waters of
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freedom how did you know these things
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so last week hey everybody last week or
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two weeks last week we didn’t do a damn
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thing
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two weeks ago you said that gonzo was my
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favorite Muppet well that’s just obvious
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and then now one time I don’t think I’ve
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ever told anyone this literally one time
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I did a kickflip I could ollie
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all day long right like a kickflip just
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the one time and it was that weird it
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was that like the perfect it was kind of
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like it’s somewhat of a Down angle and I
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I had landed on the bottom of my board
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multiple times and hurt myself but that
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time I did it and I don’t think I I
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think at that point I was like okay I’ve
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done this now I don’t have to skateboard
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anymore it was pretty much like that
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week I stopped skateboarding you still
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have the board in my garage
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that’s true and creepy hey everybody I’m
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spike Cohen and together we traverse the
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muddy waters of free happy killed those
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are data everybody yeah that’s this is
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oh by the way a lot first and foremost
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allow me to thank Aldi for this
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delicious orange juice and I drink on
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this single episode of money water’s
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freedom Buddha football Tanaka and I
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would really like to thank stateside
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kava for the kava that I normally drink
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on the episode but last night when I
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I forgot to grab one to go and then
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somebody said they were gonna bring me
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some and they never did
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but thank you to stateside anyway Bulova
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naka so old dozer de kill those are dug
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so this is the Jacob this is the de
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killdozer kill dosed today’s the day
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that I’m gonna assume that today is the
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day that killed those or killed those
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okay well so for those who don’t know
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what we’re talking about there’s a guy
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and I forget his name but it was he
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basically been pushed around by the city
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he was he was applying for a permit to
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do something with piece of property he
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had for his business and they kept
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denying it for stupid reasons and the
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people in the City Council or County
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Council or whatever it was um they just
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had they didn’t like him there was like
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personality thing and so they used the
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power of government to just ruin his
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life and is he got like divorced from
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his wife and everything else his wife
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left him and he just couldn’t do
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anything and so he’s like okay so then
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he spends two years or three years or
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something like that like a tremendous
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period of time fashioning this cement
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block around a bulldozer and and souping
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up the things so that the bulldozer
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could take the extra weight and all this
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stuff and he created this thing that it
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once once he dropped the the thing in it
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it locked he no one could open it
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including himself so he was determined
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I’m gonna destroy as many people as I
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can destroy their lives this I’m gonna
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destroy this entire small town and I’m
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gonna die in this thing and he did
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accomplish the dying part but he did not
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accomplish well he destroyed some
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buildings and he I think they made some
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changes in how they did stuff after that
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but you know the bottom line is you know
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don’t tread on me doesn’t mean anything
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if they tread on you and you go hey that
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sucks that you treaded on me this guy
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he’s like I’m treading on you with my
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bulldozer cement blinker thing that I
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made yeah so
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happy killed it was her name apparently
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it’s the 15th anniversary today that
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sounds about right yeah I was like oh 4
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yeah yeah so happy killdozer today we
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know he’s resting in peace with harambe
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and cecil the lion
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yep some other people I can’t name
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another name is the cat that just died
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angry cat that died grumpy – grumpy cat
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yeah grumpy toward the cat or whatever
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his name was right they’re all up there
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doing hanging out doing their thing one
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love
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alright so speaking of the the cat that
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died speaking of speaking of grumpy cat
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it’s people with people coming out with
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things that don’t matter cuz they’re
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gonna die soon anyway
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Liz Warren with Liz Warren Elizabeth
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Warren Massachusetts senator and former
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Indian tribal chief Liz Warren native
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sorry Aboriginal American tribal chief
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Liz Warren came out with a plan for
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universal childcare yes because if the
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government if you think the government
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hasn’t ruined the provision of services
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enough wait till childcare sucks a lot
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like a lot for for all of us out there
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too we sit at home and spike and I are
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childless so far until modern medical
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science makes it possible for two
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heterosexual men to have a baby together
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oh my gosh can you imagine that kid
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I mean ridiculously good-looking oh gosh
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and brilliant off the charts brilliant
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yes off the charts brilliant like zubi
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level brilliance
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oh yeah yeah like yeah like Cambridge
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and Oxford without having to go there
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right brilliant right
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so doesn’t mental innit for all of our
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all of our listeners and viewers who
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have children who sit there during the
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daytime and they think you know the
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state does not have control over
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indoctrinating our children enough
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really we only go in yeah exactly we we
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only allow the state to begin
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indoctrinating them at age five five six
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yeah yeah well you know it should begin
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earlier than that in their lifetimes
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like one like this one has that plan for
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you yeah now the good news guys is that
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this isn’t gonna cost you anything you
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see she’s going to be paying for this
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with a new tax on multimillionaires so
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cuz that’s how that works that’s right
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see when when when you tax a person or a
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business much as as as as you would
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whenever a new cost comes in they go hmm
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I’m gonna just eat this cost darn it
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because I’m a patriotic American they
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definitely don’t pass that on to the
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consumer of their goods and services
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because for the same reason that when
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your power bill goes up you don’t if you
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have a business your power bill goes up
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taxes go up your different things go up
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you don’t say man I’m gonna have to
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figure out a way to pay this you just
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pull it out of your own bank account and
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just you know you just eat it you just
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eat it you just eat it hashtag just eat
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it and um yeah
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just yes yes see this is where I wish we
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could like easily cut two things that
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would that would end up getting us taken
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off of YouTube anyway but um yeah well
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there you go there you go there you go
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so see
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new tax on millionaires no way that’s
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going to cost you anything facilities
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would charge families based on their
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ability to pay which basically means um
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no one would pay right which means no
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one would pay unless you are one of the
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multimillionaires one of the
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multimillionaires that they are taxing
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in order to pay for this event I mean
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it’s not an event it’s it’s an entire
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indoctrination program that would begin
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at age at each I mean I think it’s even
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before one isn’t it III don’t know it’s
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important that I really have that many
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like I like I don’t know what time child
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care starts because I’m saying like
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child care it’s too early it’s a lot
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earlier than kindergarten I mean your
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kid your the time when we are the most
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I’m an anarchist market the that I don’t
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have a well you know what it’s now pure
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anarchy we don’t even know when I said
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it first
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we are anarchists as little kids like we
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are figuring out the world we’re excited
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we’re kind of scared so we don’t fully
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get it and we’re making connections with
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the people around us and it’s a very on
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a very basic level we’re not we’re just
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starting to intellectualize things we’re
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not really able to fully articulate how
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we feel we aren’t even fully aware of
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how we feel but we feel free we want to
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do things and over time you know we are
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our parents or guardians or whomever
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start to give us some boundaries but
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mostly they’re you know healthy
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boundaries assuming you’re raised in a
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good you know healthy non-toxic parents
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you’re raised with some boundaries like
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you know
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don’t touch that that’s hot you’re gonna
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burn yourself and that kind of stuff
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some of us winning that on our own in
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different ways by burning ourselves or
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like with the kickflip I learned you
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know maybe stop doing that hurt your
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ankles but that was much later they
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don’t you don’t usually start
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getting this compartmentalized you do
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this when the bell rings Pavlov’s dog
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garbage until you’re in like
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kindergarten that’s like the first
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introduction of that kind of stuff and
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set up by the time you’re a young adult
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you’ve just got a beat into your head
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this person told you to do this because
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there are nothing refigure so you just
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have to write you’re gonna start that at
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their most early developmental age
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they’re gonna be drones by the time
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they’re four or five and I’d I know
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that’s what they want it is it is what
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they want so you know going back to for
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those of us that can remember
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kindergarten and first grade when you
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when you start going there and you know
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you’re having your class meetings or I
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guess those would just be called classes
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we are clip we are childless yeah as is
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fully evidenced by this segment right no
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children here not even close but so
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you’re in your classes and your teachers
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talking to you and they bring in officer
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Randall P McCutcheon he Randall teamuk
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touchy and he’s talking to you about you
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know the dangers that are out there in
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the world because there are pedophiles
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everywhere this coming from Randall P
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McCutcheon oh if you have a person who
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is being inappropriate with you you
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should speak up and tell somebody and
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then they start saying you know tell a
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teacher or a school administrator or a
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police officer yeah tell me about a kid
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tell me tell Randall what did he do to
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you tell me slowly I need more detail
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yeah can you like draw a picture I have
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a bear and I’d like you to can you can
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you touch this bear can you point on the
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point on
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bear okay now draw it draw the bear
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anyway so start bringing out puppets is
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weird because I’ve got one in the
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background but but that’s a that is not
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a touchy parrot a puppet that is not a
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touchy puppet that’s that that’s a
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that’s a that’s not a touch puppet
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that’s it that’s a children’s
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educational puppet totally different it
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completely but the they immediately
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start telling you that you need to start
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you know the people that you can trust
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or the people that are empowered they’re
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your teachers they’re the administrators
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administrators the police officers your
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great doctor your your priests and
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pastors you know all of the people who
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definitely have not been in the news a
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lot over the last 20 meters for doing
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things that would be abhorrent to most
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people so they’re gonna try to start
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that now earlier and they’re gonna do it
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by taxing multi millionaires many of
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whom I don’t think have children yeah
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this is a punishment for people who like
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didn’t have kids right and a lot of
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people think that I’m kind of heartless
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when I say stuff like um I was
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responsible enough not to have children
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because I knew that I’m not responsible
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enough to have children why am i paying
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for your shitty mistakes listen even if
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I have tried my whole life to have
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children and can’t which is half true
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tap true the other half is what Matt
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said but it’s after I alternate between
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I’d like to try and oh my God thank God
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right now I’m more than that the latter
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but even if your kids are the greatest
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kids ever it’s like we talked about on
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this show constantly except when I did
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my yang gang thing that was just it was
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a phase um no one owes anyone anything
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in terms of
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like unless you’ve done something for me
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or I unless I’ve done something for you
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you don’t owe me anything unless you’ve
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done something for me I don’t owe you
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and we certainly don’t know each other
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you know pointing guns at each other via
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government and saying I have some kids
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and it’s really difficult for me to get
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them into daycare I feel terrible about
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this but you gotta pay for this because
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you have more money than me and I don’t
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know what to tell you
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you got to pay it you’re gonna lose
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everything and that’s you know it’s not
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a good thing and the good news is that
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Liz Warren has a essentially negative
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15% chance of becoming president the bad
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news is that she’s not the only person
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who’s trying to do something like this
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there’s another competing proposal from
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the newly formed liberal think tank
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people’s policy project that doesn’t
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sound scary no not even a little bit and
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then their program is equally non scary
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sounding the Family Fun Pack which the
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Family Fun Pack sounds like something if
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you were to go to Six Flags or the zoo
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or something yeah it sounds like a fun
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pack for the family you get like the
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four pack of tickets with vouchers and
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but you’re paying for it you person you
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are paying for it for your family to
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have fun with this pack and the Family
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Fun Pack would offer government
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subsidies to those who choose to be
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stay-at-home parents because that’s
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nothing says family fun which the Liz
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Warren if you’re gonna be a stay-at-home
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parent you aren’t gonna get the money
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like those people they can apparently
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afford to raise their children without
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needing the money but this one is like
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no no they want to be stay-at-home
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parents if this isn’t some way to just
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say keep churning out children and we’ll
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just keep giving you money I don’t know
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what is know it is there this is a
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government breeding program yes three
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children
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we take them and turn them into drones
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really really really early so that they
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learn that the only thing that all good
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things come from is the state we take
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them you know we deconstruct any
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concepts of you know family loyalty or
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or you know pride in your community any
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of that stuff it’s the state it is the
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state and anything but not to bother
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being responsible with their genitals
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cuz you know no one can body shame them
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and then when they have a bunch of kids
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then they get paid to sit at home this
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is a very you know this is just the
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continuation of the welfare state which
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has entrenched entire generations of
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basically perpetual poverty and it’s a
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comfortable poverty but it completely
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robs them of because you’re also raising
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taxes and raising fees and regulations
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which creates this massive gap between
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the people that already have their
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wealth and the people that don’t there’s
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such a huge barrier to entry to try to
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get up into that step they’ve removed so
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many wrongs from the ladder between wage
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laws and regulations and taxes and
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everything else and just the comfortable
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subsidy of hey why do anything unless
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you can start making six figures a year
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why do anything you just sit at home and
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live a fairly comfortable life and it’s
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just a it’s the opposite of everything
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this shows about we hate Liz Warren and
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we we don’t I don’t hate look I hate
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anyone
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we hate I hate well I’m Matt hater I
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hate you hate you I hit a lot of yeah no
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you you have a list and you do and I
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tried not to hate people um but man this
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kind of stuff I try to picture being a
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grown adult especially a grown man and I
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know that sexist cuz grown women you
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know whatever I try to I have a hard
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time picturing a grown adult saying I
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want this someone should pay for it
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someone else and they should be made to
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pay for it cuz I want it and then
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especially a man saying that to me I’m
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just like
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with you like anyway so that’s the only
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issue that I have like I mean I
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obviously have many issues but like like
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you said earlier the only good thing
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about this is at Lizabeth Warren has
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about a negative 15 percent chance of
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well roughly yeah
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right about there yeah she has seen a
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boost according to some polls that I was
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reading this morning and a lot of it
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seems to be based in the fact that she
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is now pushing this idea for a universal
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childcare right right I know that the
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same people who glommed onto the idea of
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the UVA and the same people that glommed
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on to the idea of albeit well you know
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just all the other crappy that is that
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the Democratic Democratic presidential
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candidates have been putting out you
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know they are all going to be pushing
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this as well so they’re gonna start
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pushing for the ubi right and and then
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they’re gonna start pushing for
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universal child care and they’re gonna
26:05
start pushing for free Kyle everybody’s
26:07
gonna start pushing for free college and
26:09
eventually the government’s just gonna
26:12
have to pay entire lifetimes which
26:15
they’re already doing but now it’s gonna
26:18
be more and it’s cut and gonna cost more
26:20
and it’s gonna course read more and
26:22
they’re just gonna continue shoveling
26:25
out all of this look at this free crap
26:28
that we have to give you you can have
26:29
all this you can have all of this you
26:31
can have all of this and dim-witted
26:35
Americans who just don’t want to work or
26:38
don’t want to do anything and just
26:39
believe that the government should be
26:40
out there funding every single pieces of
26:43
though every single piece of their lives
26:45
it’s gonna sit there and say ya know
26:48
that’s what we want this is what we need
26:49
this is what’s best for America because
26:51
Jeff Bezos at Bezos and the guy that
26:56
made Microsoft Bill Gates that’s his
26:59
name and Bill Gates have too much money
27:01
and we need their money even though they
27:04
vote for Democrats and them exactly the
27:06
most ridiculous thing is those guys want
27:08
that stuff I
27:10
because they just whatever they get
27:12
taxed they just pass that on to the
27:14
consumer and those increased taxes raise
27:18
the barrier to entry there were fewer
27:21
competitors to Microsoft there are fewer
27:23
competitors to Amazon because you can’t
27:25
get they can afford those taxes until
27:27
they have to pass them on to the
27:29
consumer they can eat all sorts of
27:31
charges before it affects their bottom
27:32
line Joe Schmoe trying to start his own
27:35
little mini Amazon in his basement or or
27:39
his you know Microsoft in his garage
27:41
which is exactly where you know they
27:43
both started in garages and basements
27:45
and you know small office buildings most
27:47
of these companies did but by adding
27:49
more and more of these regulations it
27:52
just ensures that they’re gonna be rich
27:54
it ensures that they’ll never have to
27:56
compete and it you know I just wish
28:00
people would think but that’s not what
28:02
voters do voters don’t think the bigger
28:04
of a group you create the stupider their
28:07
choices are because it goes to the
28:09
lowest common denominator and so me
28:11
making a decision are Matt making a
28:13
decision are you watching this making a
28:15
decision make a good decision the five
28:17
of us the three of us together making a
28:19
decision probably about the same if
28:22
we’re all assuming we’re all smart
28:23
people if you’re watching the show I’m
28:24
sure you’re smart um a hundred people
28:27
now not all of them watch the show that
28:31
decisions on abhi is good and it’s not
28:34
gonna make everyone happy and so we’ve
28:35
done we have to be a lot of compromises
28:37
and the best case scenario is everyone
28:38
is a little bit disappointed million
28:42
people now you’ve got problems 320
28:45
million people across a large span of
28:48
geographic area that have very little in
28:50
common no that’s not gonna work well
28:53
you’re gonna have people fighting over
28:55
who gets punished you know who gets the
28:58
most stuff and who has to pay for all of
28:59
it and that’s what you see that the
29:02
battle is between these people and
29:04
speaking of which Donald Trump the
29:08
president Donald Trump’s president by
29:10
the way uh he’s still your president
29:13
Donald Trump quick I know I didn’t
29:16
actually fact check this I was talking
29:18
to my dad who was very loopy at the time
29:22
[Music]
29:23
and he was saying that Hillary Clinton
29:26
came out today saying that Bernie
29:28
Sanders was a sore loser
29:36
we’ve looked that up that’s that’s
29:38
almost too good to check okay I know I
29:40
was like man I don’t want to look that
29:42
up and have it be wrong but I was like
29:44
man that’s the pot calling the kettle
29:45
kitchenware because Klaus she did well I
29:54
hate to say it but this is from
29:59
Breitbart but let me see
30:09
I just want to make sure no I get it we
30:12
got to make sure because cuz it’s
30:15
Breitbart no and I hate that because
30:17
Andrew Breitbart was like a legit
30:19
serious conversation with page six is
30:23
Cindy Adams yeah so Hillary Clinton
30:32
calling Bernie Sanders who she
30:36
legitimately stole the election from
30:40
legitimately stole the election from
30:42
calling him a sore loser after two years
30:48
of her talking about how Donald Trump’s
30:52
stole the election from her saying he
30:57
had colluded with the Russians how he I
31:05
keep looking at your face waiting for
31:07
you to give me like any sort of response
31:09
that this is accurate so so here is the
31:14
Breitbart says that in a recent
31:16
off-the-record conversation Clinton
31:18
sounded off on the sprawling field of
31:20
Democratic presidential candidates
31:21
Clinton had no good word for Sanders
31:23
writing that the Obama era Secretary of
31:26
State believes and anyone overtaking him
31:30
in a district consider his he’ll burn
31:32
the place down that’s what she said
31:34
anyone overtaking a district hit
31:36
overtaking him in a district that he
31:38
considers his for like an election he’ll
31:40
burn the place down I don’t see anything
31:42
about sore loser but that pretty much I
31:44
mean that kind of sounds insane so I
31:47
don’t I don’t know where sore loser I
31:52
think that was just a paraphrasing of
31:55
what she said but it’s pretty accurate
31:56
right so that’s but it’s it was an
32:01
off-the-record conversation that is dawn
32:07
the record
32:12
yes oh yeah
32:14
oh and also Eric’s wall well who wants
32:16
to nuke us all well I was changing his
32:19
baby’s diaper that’ll definitely make
32:22
him president but that guy is like
32:25
there’s nothing wrong with a guy
32:26
changing a diaper or whatever like it’s
32:28
not that but he just comes off as such a
32:29
smarmy like someone trying to be in
32:32
every man but it’s just so obvious he’s
32:35
full of garbage and like hello fellow
32:39
human I also changed the baby’s diaper
32:43
for me okay he put out that plea for
32:48
money the other day with his dog and he
32:52
threw in a bunch of puns cuz I guess his
32:54
dog’s name is penny usually send us
32:56
pennies for penny
32:58
we know campaign seasons gonna be rough
33:01
oh god this is something rough it was
33:06
something I can’t remember what it said
33:08
I posted it on Facebook calm / muddy
33:11
waters of freedom as well as Instagram
33:13
at muddied waters of freedom this was a
33:16
great great places to get memes and and
33:19
news that’s true
33:21
I posted on both of those and I tried to
33:24
throw in as many dog funds as I could
33:27
into the description oh I remember that
33:30
yeah but I just I can’t stand him as
33:32
soon as I see him I’m just like you said
33:34
you were gonna nuke us yeah I never
33:38
dialed it back you just were like well
33:40
that’s not what I meant
33:41
yeah no it was it was you wouldn’t say
33:44
you had nukes to someone saying I have
33:47
guns and and you know the reason we have
33:51
guns is to be able to resist tyranny and
33:53
your response was well we have nukes and
33:56
what because that sounds a bit like a
34:02
threat to nuke us but anyway don’t nuke
34:05
me bro hashtag don’t nuke me bro
34:08
so well we could and you can buy it on
34:14
Amazon go to amazon.com slash it’s a
34:19
whole bunch of hell you just if you go
34:21
to muddy waters of freedom calm and
34:22
click on store that has the link to our
34:25
when shirt is this ridiculously stupid
34:28
link like why can’t I just be amazon.com
34:31
/ muddied store anyway so speaking of as
34:38
I was talking about before about you
34:39
know how politicians just are jockeying
34:42
between you know who is the person that
34:44
needs to be taxed and who was the person
34:46
that needs to you know get free stuff
34:47
Donald Trump has figured out that he’s
34:51
going to he’s he threatened to well
34:54
really what he did was he threatened to
34:56
tax American consumers even more until
34:58
the illegal immigration ends the way he
35:00
worded it is that he’s going to raise
35:03
start implement a five percent tariff
35:06
that will go up in stages to twenty five
35:09
percent until Mexico stops illegal
35:12
immigration to the US now putting aside
35:17
the fact that he is going to tax
35:21
American consumers unless a foreign
35:26
government does something he’s asking a
35:32
foreign government to do something that
35:35
the US government isn’t able to do and
35:37
so this is sort of like I’m trying to
35:44
come up with a pop culture reference
35:45
where he believes that Mexico has some
35:48
kind of special unique exclusive ability
35:51
to stop immigration illegal immigration
35:54
that the US could never possibly possess
35:58
the ability to do which sort of bunks
36:02
the whole need for a wall because if
36:05
you’re if you’re putting all this on
36:06
Mexico well then that means like if okay
36:11
so if if someone comes across mat yard
36:14
and breaks into my house I hate using
36:18
that example because that’s not coming
36:22
into the US isn’t break but just bear
36:24
with me here if that happens and I’m
36:26
unable to stop that guy and Matt doesn’t
36:29
know that guy and I say Matt I’m gonna
36:33
start taxing myself until you stop
36:39
that guy and Matt would probably say why
36:41
don’t you stop that guy don’t change the
36:44
subject
36:44
I’m gonna stop taking your water yeah
36:47
I’m gonna stop I’m gonna stop I’m just
36:49
bring your cable I’m just I’m stealing
36:52
your cable if you don’t you don’t stop
36:56
this guy and you’ll say the hell am I
36:59
supposed to stop him you stop you’re the
37:01
one worried about it he’s not breaking
37:03
into my house he’s walking right through
37:05
my he’s walking right through my place
37:07
what am I supposed to do and I don’t
37:08
know no no no no this is on you
37:11
that’s literally what this is Trumper
37:14
czar celebrating of course because he
37:15
said it um and because most go ahead in
37:20
real quick for anybody out there who’s
37:22
like not a tariffs aren’t bad tariffs
37:23
aren’t bad they don’t really look like
37:25
you’re wrong or you are wrong so you
37:29
have an idea of how this may affect you
37:33
as an individual
37:35
chipolte who much like many other
37:40
companies I’m certain this month is
37:41
releasing some sort of rainbow burrito
37:46
Chipotle announced that if these tariffs
37:48
go through the cost of everything on
37:51
their menu is going to be going up
37:54
roughly five cents and for many of you
37:59
out there you might go it’s a good
38:01
burrito which it is but instead of
38:04
paying nine dollars for it you will be
38:06
paying nine oh five for it and if you
38:09
had the guacamole they’re gonna be
38:11
adding an extra of 105 instead of an
38:13
extra dollar if you add the case so
38:14
you’re gonna be adding an extra dollar
38:16
hang on a second dollar fifty-five
38:18
instead of a dollar fifty in a while you
38:20
really know chip Oatley pricing I love
38:24
some Chipotle fair enough so if you just
38:27
add twenty thirty cents every time you
38:30
go to Chipotle for me that would be
38:34
detrimental to my bottom line obviously
38:37
and that’s at five percent now make it
38:40
twenty five percent now you’ve just
38:41
added a couple bucks to the cost of your
38:42
food and that’s just the beginning of it
38:44
right there’s so much stuff that’s
38:47
either made in Mexico or distributed
38:49
through Mexico including things that you
38:51
don’t even think of
38:52
like a fridge or an air-conditioner that
38:54
has components in it that are made
38:56
either from Mexico made in Mexico they
38:59
picture trade as being you know this
39:02
this poor American farmer trying to try
39:05
to sell his corn and then some evil
39:07
Mexican comes in gone for less and and
39:10
you know that’s like how they picture
39:12
this and it isn’t like the you’re
39:16
choosing I hope I hoped I’d get to
39:22
escape that he sells corn for loves he
39:30
says he said I’ll sell corn for less
39:36
that’s not how it is Matt he has a
39:42
sombrero and of course it’s not like
39:44
that either in a poncho and some reason
39:48
for some reason I handlebar mustache
39:49
yeah like just the whole thing yeah and
39:54
then he takes a nap i just opened
39:57
something that’s been sitting on my desk
39:58
for a really long time and I had these
40:00
two little pills and I don’t know what
40:02
these pills and it was in an Altoid box
40:06
maybe don’t take those so let’s leave
40:11
that up to the viewers oh that’s a pole
40:15
should Matt take the pill no no no our
40:20
viewership just Jones yeah exactly
40:24
Oh take it live don’t do that
40:28
so I mean listen when you’re when you go
40:31
to the store you’re buying the best
40:33
value so too so you know and in that
40:36
moment you don’t care and maybe you do
40:38
there are some people who are like I
40:39
only bar American it’s like yeah you
40:41
probably don’t but you don’t realize it
40:43
but whatever if you only buy stuff this
40:45
is made in America on it you’re still
40:46
buying stuff that’s made in other
40:48
countries but whatever that’s your
40:49
choice you are wanting the government to
40:53
tax all of us on stuff that at some
41:01
point some component of it was in Mexico
41:04
and what you don’t real
41:06
is that that makes it harder for
41:08
American production companies that rely
41:12
on those products and and and commend
41:17
materials from Mexico and they start to
41:21
go wait a second if I were just making
41:25
it in Mexico it would cost me less and
41:30
then I just pay the one tariff there
41:32
instead of paying on these other tariffs
41:33
so I mean it it’s you’re you’re not
41:36
coming ahead that’s not how it works
41:38
this is not how the economy not how it
41:41
worked when you have and I think we
41:43
talked about this on the last episode
41:44
matt said if when you have everyone from
41:47
Keynes to to rothbard to von Mises to
41:55
Friedman to Krugman to get across the
42:01
board the only people that call
42:05
themselves economists who think that
42:09
free trade is not a good thing are a
42:12
handful of recent right-wing populist
42:16
and communist these are the people which
42:24
is why Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump
42:26
are frightening Lee similar on trade
42:29
it’s not accidental it is only these two
42:33
groups of economic illiterate
42:35
that think this is a good idea the
42:38
global depression that later turned into
42:41
world war two was started by
42:45
smoot-hawley which was a which was a law
42:48
a tariff law that was passed in the u.s.
42:50
from people who were renewed Bob Moore
42:52
Merkin still full of puffs and Perth’s
42:54
and so they did and that that helped
42:56
trigger the Great Depression other
42:58
countries in response where can I do
43:00
that – because they were morons and then
43:01
they had their own depressions and then
43:04
ultimately you started having scarcity
43:06
and that led to people invading each
43:08
other so there that’s all I have to say
43:13
what so in response yeah
43:17
before we get to be invasion portion
43:23
Mexico
43:25
responds by putting tariffs on American
43:26
products today ranging from steel to
43:30
pork and bourbon which didn’t know a lot
43:35
of Mexicans drank bourbon thought it was
43:36
bourbon bourbon bourbon okay that guy
43:45
that sold the corn for less it was to go
43:48
buy some bourbon was yep he went to go
43:53
down and buy bourbon yeah so for
43:59
American pork producers for whom Mexico
44:02
is the largest export market
44:04
we’re dismayed by the move but I am
44:07
certain and fear not Trump fans and pork
44:12
producers American pork producers here
44:14
in the United States I am a hundred
44:17
percent certain that there will be some
44:19
sort of bail out for American pork
44:22
coming right down the pipe and for me
44:25
it’s a it’s gonna be a port port
44:29
interesting actual pork pork spending
44:32
actual pork spending actually which all
44:39
of you Trump furs will rejoice and say
44:40
no we need to do something to make sure
44:42
that the American pork producers I was
44:45
about to say the American pork producers
44:46
in this country but that would have been
44:47
like really redundant
44:49
you know the American pork producers
44:51
continue to be able to make the funds
44:54
necessary to produce pork and you’ll say
45:01
this is something we need to do as a
45:03
country in order to help Magga and the
45:08
easier way would just be canceled at
45:10
rate yeah just let them sell the damn
45:13
pork because then you’re gonna be paying
45:15
more on Mexican food you’re gonna be
45:16
paying more on or not Mexican food
45:20
Mexican goods goods well that’s the
45:23
first thing people think of is Mexican
45:25
food and and okay fair enough but that’s
45:27
not even the beginning of it that’s such
45:29
as
45:30
all part of what comes from Mexico is
45:31
like vocabulary avocados are gonna cost
45:34
that’s like such a I mean yes
45:36
avocados I would probably the biggest
45:38
supplier of avocados to the US or
45:40
whatever but that’s the fraction about
45:42
oil you want your gas prices to go up
45:46
there’s just even more and now Mexico
45:50
poor Mexicans because you know the
45:53
government has to be seen as hitting
45:54
back now the poor damn Mexicans are
45:56
having to pay more for bourbon and pork
46:01
I’m just so stupid it’s so stupid and
46:06
you have people and they’re hurting and
46:08
you know Matt I think a lot of these
46:09
people that are hurting they might they
46:10
might try to supplement their income by
46:13
podcasting and you know the best way to
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46:31
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well it’s not just like this one and
46:38
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yeah also if you were that’s why we’re a
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48:15
give you a good rating but no Nazis and
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no communists we may follow you I’ll
48:21
probably listen just to make sure like
48:23
you’re not about to do something just
48:27
about it I am coming for Matins spike
48:33
they they they were conspiring with the
48:36
Mexicans to sell corn for less we must
48:39
stop them so yeah be sure to go to
48:44
anchor off em and you’ll have a great
48:47
time
48:47
I have no segue for this I have no segue
48:53
if you do start a podcast I go if folks
48:57
are contests and you do decide that you
49:02
are going to do something like come
49:04
after me and spike fear not fear not
49:11
because the cops probably will not be
49:15
arresting you they will be pressing up
49:24
cresting spike
49:25
yeah the probably arresting me
49:26
specifically right so we had a
49:29
absolutely and just to prove that what I
49:34
mean this got reported but it didn’t get
49:36
reported like Trump having the USS John
49:41
McCain hat hologram projected onto a
49:45
wall that’s what got attention or you
49:48
know Hillary calling Bernie a sore loser
49:50
or whatever the major in my mind the
49:53
biggest news story of the last week was
49:56
that
49:57
the Supreme Court essentially ruled that
50:00
police can arrest you for contempt of
50:03
cop which you know is a huge blow for
50:06
our First Amendment rights I’m sure that
50:10
the Constitution well anarchist yeah it
50:21
well hey First Amendment it’s gonna kick
50:26
in any minute now
50:27
like we have a right we have an inherent
50:31
natural right to speak freely government
50:36
wrote that on a sheet of paper
50:38
oh and then they decided actually they
50:43
decided before they wrote that part they
50:44
decided in article one that they can
50:47
just suspend it whenever they want to
50:48
anyway so it turns out it’s not very
50:54
right First Amendment he and so you know
50:58
I’m sure like I said I’m sure the
50:59
Constitution will be checking in any
51:01
moment now to put a stop to this but in
51:03
the meantime what we wait on that sheet
51:06
of paper to do something I guess a
51:10
silver lining here is it just to give
51:13
some perspective on this basically the
51:15
cops can arrest you for making for being
51:21
difficult so but not yeah you know the
51:25
story of do you know the court case and
51:28
vaguely yes so I was reading up on it
51:32
yesterday and I you would have thought
51:34
that I would have had the foresight to
51:35
put those into meds but I didn’t I took
51:40
one quote out of the entire article so
51:42
I’ll do this one moment so it happened
51:45
in Alaska there was an event going on in
51:48
the last I believe it was a protest and
51:50
the cops showed up and a minor a
51:54
sixteen-year-old or something like that
51:56
was getting arrested by the cops and
51:58
this gentleman who was in his early to
52:02
mid-20s whose name was potentially spike
52:05
Cohen
52:08
until Alaska well I you know I do love
52:10
their salmon that’s true he came over
52:13
and started telling the kid not to speak
52:16
to the police and he was saying don’t
52:19
talk to the cops don’t do it don’t talk
52:21
to them and then one of the other cops
52:23
that hey why don’t you come talk to me
52:25
cuz no I’m not gonna talk to you right
52:27
I’m not going to talk to you and turn
52:29
back to the kids started telling him
52:31
don’t talk to the cops
52:33
another officer started arguing with him
52:37
he turned around and he said some sort
52:39
of slur or something you’re like he may
52:44
have cursed at the guy I don’t I don’t
52:46
really know that every boy and and the
52:50
officer said that he appeared to be
52:51
drunk and disorderly and so one officer
52:57
took him to the ground and he was slow
53:00
to respond after getting to the ground
53:03
so they arrested him and he basically
53:07
was saying that he was being arrested
53:09
for his contempt of the police force
53:14
which which he was he was and he
53:18
informed someone of their right to not
53:23
speak to the police which by the way
53:25
don’t let me just tell you so that’s the
53:27
I don’t get arrested while you’re
53:28
getting arrested don’t talk to the
53:30
police okay they ask you what you’re
53:32
doing you see I’m trying to enjoy my day
53:35
if they ask you additional questions you
53:38
say I don’t answer questions and if they
53:43
continue to go and say things you say I
53:45
want to speak with my attorney and then
53:47
you shut up shut up don’t say anything
53:52
everything you say
53:54
they say everything you say can and will
53:57
be used against you they will use it
54:01
against you they will take you and
54:03
they’ll go oh you know I’m just trying
54:05
to just trying to work this out make
54:07
sure everything’s everyone’s okay and
54:08
all you know just just let me know cuz
54:10
I’m drawing you know I’m on your side
54:11
here I’m just trying to you know I just
54:13
try to make sure everyone’s safe they’re
54:14
lying they’re trying to get a caller
54:17
because the more people they can arrest
54:19
and the bigger of the two
54:21
they can arrest people for the higher
54:23
they get promoted it’s a it’s a it is a
54:25
merit-based system it’s a it’s a it’s a
54:28
you know a reward for bringing in
54:31
callers because callers make money for
54:34
the state so shut up don’t say anything
54:37
say I don’t answer questions I want to
54:40
speak with an attorney and then shut up
54:43
some people do this my being to take
54:45
shut up shut up because you say I’m
54:51
being detained yes
54:52
oh why well cause of this oh that’s not
54:57
Matt it’s not some magic my broom to say
54:59
yes you are well yeah or they say no try
55:04
to leave if they say no just said just
55:06
shut up shut up if they want to arrest
55:11
you they’re gonna arrest you if they’re
55:13
not gonna arrest you they’ll leave
55:14
because you’re not giving them anything
55:16
you have any idea why I pulled you over
55:18
I don’t answer questions well you know I
55:20
don’t answer questions if he’s gonna
55:22
give you a ticket he’s gonna give you a
55:23
ticket if he’s trying to get you to say
55:25
some stupid thing so that he can alright
55:27
that guys smell something shut up
55:30
he’s my friend shut up so class based on
55:38
what Professor spike yes word if you are
55:44
ever in a situation where you are
55:47
talking to the police what should you do
55:52
there’s only one right answer
55:54
yeah there’s only the run-in it’s a
55:56
multiple choice answer of a just the
56:00
single choice there’s a shut up or be
56:05
all of the above
56:07
just shut up just shut up just shut up
56:11
I’m taking B I mean just shut up and so
56:20
the Supreme Court ruled on this and they
56:22
said that yes the police can’t arrest
56:25
you for contempt of cop essentially and
56:28
it was it was a bipartisan ruling yeah
56:32
it was a bipartisan ruling
56:35
which tells you something we’re getting
56:39
comments from one of our regular viewers
56:42
Sean whitehead
56:44
yeah who obviously who not obviously for
56:48
you watching but he is saying that spike
56:53
is a hundred percent right in every
56:55
color that I’m gonna guess Apple allows
57:00
you to use on the color spectrum for
57:02
emojis and then he’s saying that cops
57:07
cops have me get out of my car cuz I
57:09
don’t talk to him and they have never
57:10
arrested me because exactly shut up
57:13
they’re gonna make your life difficult
57:15
you shut up
57:17
you get out Lulu I want to speak with an
57:22
attorney and here’s what they realize
57:24
from that they don’t only realize they
57:28
realize not only are they not gonna get
57:29
anything from you but they also realize
57:31
that you get what they’re trying to do
57:33
right so they can bring that stupid poor
57:37
dog there and say that they teach to go
57:40
whoa and then they go oh probable couple
57:43
they were gonna do all that anyway to
57:45
shut up yeah and because here’s what’s
57:49
gonna happen they might make your life
57:51
tough but honestly the more tough they
57:53
make your life and the more you just
57:55
shut up the more likely you are to end
57:57
up with like a settlement or something
57:59
because they do because they get piss
58:01
off two things will happen
58:03
one of two things will happen if the
58:05
cops will realize this is the net chief
58:07
and they and they leave you alone and go
58:09
about their day and go bother someone
58:10
else which is usually what they do
58:12
because predators tend to go after the
58:13
weakest prey just as a matter of course
58:16
and this is no exception um or officer
58:23
McFeely from earlier Randall P
58:27
McCutcheon PMON touchy um or they’re
58:30
gonna get all pissed off you are you
58:32
think you’re nitrite and then they and
58:34
then they give you even give you a
58:35
harder time but then you end up with
58:36
money possibly possibly I can’t promise
58:41
that like pay pay for pay for by Chris
58:45
Reynolds attorney at law does he do
58:47
criminal law
58:48
okay well this these personal-injury
58:53
he’s still I would have them call though
58:55
mops hurt you then called Chris Laurita
58:58
no it just I don’t speak
59:01
I don’t answer questions I would like to
59:04
speak with an attorney if you were
59:08
speeding they’re gonna give you a ticket
59:10
to go oh you well I’m just trying to
59:13
figure no no I want to speak with an
59:17
attorney and then they take it they they
59:19
go oh and then they give you their ear
59:23
your ticket they were gonna do that
59:25
anyway it might take a little bit longer
59:27
but you just speared yourself saying
59:29
something stupid
59:31
yeah we’re saying anything which they
59:34
take to mean something else and use this
59:36
probable cause against you everything
59:37
you say can and will be used against you
59:39
so shut up when they win when you get
59:42
pulled over yeah the first thing that
59:44
they say to you I’ve it’s been a while
59:49
since I’ve been pulled over thinking it
59:52
might be license and registration first
59:54
and then they say do you know why I
59:56
pulled you over the only reason they ask
59:59
you this question the only reason they
60:02
ask you this question they know why they
60:03
pulled you over they want you to admit
60:05
to something different they want you to
60:11
say like okay let’s say you’re going ten
60:13
miles over the speed limit and they
60:15
pulled you over because you rolled a
60:16
stop sign yep there you go oh because I
60:19
was doing ten miles over and and now
60:28
they go oh well I knew that too and they
60:32
give you the ticket for that shut up
60:33
shut up shut up or I don’t know or I
60:40
don’t answer questions
60:41
those are like shut up
60:45
this is a person whose job it is to find
60:49
things you did wrong so they can rob you
60:52
or kidnap you
60:54
right that’s their job that is literally
60:59
their job
61:01
when they swear that I swore an oath to
61:04
uphold the law they didn’t swear I swear
61:08
to protect all these people I don’t know
61:10
they swore to uphold the law that was
61:15
Jordan Peterson swearing in – yeah but
61:17
Jordan Peterson as a cop it was but it
61:43
was a bipartisan one now the
61:45
increasingly bright light if there is
61:47
one in the Supreme Court justice Neal
61:50
Gorsuch which he is the light at the end
61:53
of that if there’s any if there’s
61:56
anything even resembling a light he’s at
61:58
least an absence of darkness if you I
62:00
mean if anything uh he wrote history
62:03
shows that government he obviously voted
62:06
against this and wrote the dissent he
62:08
said history shows that government
62:09
sometimes seek to sometimes seek to
62:12
regulate our lives finally acutely
62:14
thoroughly and exhaustively and are in
62:16
our own time and place criminal laws
62:18
have grown so exuberant Lee and come to
62:20
cover so much previously innocent
62:22
conduct that almost anyone can be
62:23
arrested for something if the state
62:26
could use these laws not for their
62:27
intended purposes but to silence those
62:29
who voice unpopular ideas little would
62:32
be left of our First Amendment liberties
62:34
and little would separate us from the
62:36
tyrannies of the past or the malignant
62:39
fiefdom of our own age the freedom to
62:41
speak without risking arrest is one of
62:44
the principal characteristics
62:45
characteristics by which we distinguish
62:48
a free nation this is true and I need
62:52
you to understand what neo corset just
62:54
told you let me get closer to the we
62:58
aren’t a free nation that’s what a
63:01
Supreme Court justice just told you he
63:04
said it that way a lot more flowery than
63:07
I just did but he just said the freedom
63:12
to speak without resisting arrest you
63:14
one of the principal characteristics by
63:16
which we distinguish a free nation and
63:18
he prefaced that with explaining how
63:20
this law means that you can be arrested
63:24
by speaking we’re not free if you enjoy
63:30
a life of being unmolested by law
63:33
enforcement for the most part as do most
63:35
of us it’s not because you’re free it’s
63:37
cuz you’re compliant and I say that as
63:41
myself – I’m not trying to start trouble
63:43
with the police because I don’t want to
63:45
go to jail but we’re not free we’re
63:49
compliant we comply I notice I didn’t
63:53
just tell you if you get arrested
63:55
you know well they’re imposing their
63:57
their their stuff on you and if you
63:59
really want to be free you got to fight
64:01
back I’m not gonna advise you to do that
64:02
cuz you’ll die or you’ll go to jail and
64:09
possibly die there right so I’m not
64:12
gonna advise that cuz it’s going to
64:14
whatever good you can do is gonna be far
64:17
offset by with a bad day can do for you
64:19
what I’m gonna advise you is to shut up
64:22
cuz you’re not free that’s the most you
64:27
can retain your freedom while still
64:33
complying with them did you shut up they
64:36
allow you to shut up so shut up like I’m
64:38
literally telling you only to do what
64:40
they allow you to do which is shut up
64:42
right that’s really the only way you can
64:44
resist them legally and that’s what I’m
64:46
advising you to do as an anarchist we’re
64:49
not free we’re compliant so that’s the
64:51
story about that now here’s the fun one
64:53
so you can be arrested for basically
64:56
like telling people how to not get
64:59
arrested by the police or saying mean
65:01
things to them but apparently in Dallas
65:05
you may not get arrested for robbing
65:07
people which are run by people right now
65:17
I agree they’re owned by people you’re
65:19
robbing a person you are I don’t I don’t
65:22
want people in Dallas to all of a sudden
65:23
go great I’m gonna go kick in my
65:24
neighbor’s door no
65:26
no no no I don’t want people to do this
65:28
either but no I don’t know yeah no this
65:30
isn’t like the purge but it’s it’s so
65:33
basically a Dallas the the the Dallas
65:36
DEA put forward a plan where he would
65:39
stop prosecuting anyone who has caught
65:41
stealing items valued less than 750
65:44
dollars it would only apply to necessary
65:48
items so like food is clothing clothing
65:54
you got the government deciding what you
65:56
can necessarily steal steal steal steal
66:04
it was it rolls back policies that lead
66:08
to incarceration and disparities in the
66:10
justice system but has dubious public
66:13
safety value does it is it dubious that
66:17
you can let people steal so there were a
66:20
few different policies and I know some
66:23
of them were for like victimless crimes
66:25
like minor possession and things like
66:28
that so there were there were some good
66:31
stuff in there but then he went a little
66:33
bit further it was like well victim is
66:35
client crimes and also crimes with
66:36
victims where it was necessary no no
66:44
it’s not necessary to rob someone the so
66:49
what’s it so food diapers and other
66:51
essential items right yeah that’s
66:54
actually a quote from Dallas County
66:56
District Attorney John cruise yacht
67:00
cruise if a poor person steals food or
67:04
type yes you should you you you you
67:07
can’t rob people now here’s the thing at
67:10
least he’s being honest because that’s
67:12
what the government does every day is
67:13
they rob you for stuff and give it to
67:14
people and I think it’s essential he’s
67:16
just I guess eliminating the middleman
67:18
why bother waiting for the government to
67:19
rob the business – then give stuff to
67:21
you you just rob them yourself so I mean
67:24
this is kind of efficient you think
67:25
about it but don’t obviously this is
67:30
getting a lot of backlash
67:33
uh about that business owners are now
67:39
concerned it’s Walmart in Dallas I can
67:46
imagine closing if this happened 750
67:53
dollars worth the stuff
67:54
it’s like supermarkets wheat and that’s
67:56
your not people running in and smash and
67:59
grabbing all the diapers like I’m giving
68:00
a freaking break not only that but so it
68:03
just says stealing items valued less
68:06
than $750 does that mean all your items
68:08
have to be valued less than $750 or does
68:11
that just mean that your cart can only
68:12
be 750 either one of those is a bad idea
68:18
right like you could load up on under
68:21
750 stuff beef but only $400 worth of
68:28
Kobe beef right nASA says it’s food for
68:30
my kids officer let’s putting aside cuz
68:36
this mentions insurance rates can you
68:37
imagine what the insurance rates are
68:39
gonna be at for like places that sell
68:42
necessary no one’s gonna sell necessary
68:44
items no either that or they’re gonna
68:46
price necessary items so high that it
68:49
would make it they would price out being
68:52
able to afford them anyway or it’s gonna
68:54
be like walking into an armored car it’s
68:56
like oh I want that bread over there
68:58
alright well you wait here and I’ll go
69:00
get it for you like in poorer
69:01
neighborhoods you’re gonna have places
69:03
that sell liquor and other unnecessary
69:06
things and then you’re gonna have stores
69:08
who are selling necessary things but
69:10
it’s gonna be like locked down when you
69:11
go in there because they know that if
69:13
you actually get out with this stuff
69:14
there’s nothing’s gonna happen to you
69:15
you’re gonna have private security there
69:17
so there’s that I go to on occasion just
69:22
a couple blocks up for me for necessary
69:25
food items because they sell them
69:27
cheaper than at say Publix or right you
69:29
know the other one that’s down there
69:32
they’re gonna be at the front of this
69:37
plate like it’s one of those it’s not in
69:39
all these but it’s a place kind of like
69:41
in all these and you know you have to
69:42
give them money in order to get
69:44
kind of lewis maja and i often don’t do
69:49
that and i just carry everything out in
69:50
my hands like some sort of degenerate
69:53
and and like they’ve got security guards
70:01
manning the entrances of these places
70:03
right we’re right i this will be every
70:07
place that sells necessary items it’s
70:12
gonna be insane it’s gonna be stupid and
70:17
i know what some of you may be thinking
70:19
why is an anarchist mad that people
70:22
aren’t going to be arrested for theft or
70:24
what why isn’t a narc is mad that the
70:26
police aren’t gonna be arresting people
70:27
for something because the state has
70:30
imposed itself as a monopoly and the
70:32
only they’ve given themselves the
70:35
exclusive power to enforce societal
70:40
norms against theft so when a free
70:43
society if you rob someone you’re gonna
70:48
have problems either with the owner of
70:50
that business or someone they’ve hired
70:52
to you know stop that or if there’s a
70:55
small voluntary community group there
70:58
that says you know no theft and we’ll
71:00
start and you know will punish you or
71:02
will you know whatever for doing that
71:05
that’s how it would work in a free
71:07
society in a statist society where the
71:10
state has imposed itself as a violent
71:12
monopoly and said there are certain
71:13
things that only the state can do one of
71:16
those things is to create and enforce
71:17
laws if they’ve said we’re the only ones
71:23
that can enforce laws against theft and
71:26
we’re not going to they’ve now made it
71:33
essentially impossible for you to do
71:36
anything effectively to stop theft
71:38
unless you can stop it in that very
71:40
moment there’s no additional punishment
71:42
you can do if they get caught later or
71:45
something like that so this is a
71:46
terrible terrible idea
71:48
again picture people just running into
71:52
stores and just grabbing everything and
71:56
running out and not
71:57
to them and who’s gonna say okay well
72:01
you know they got necessary stuff but
72:04
this pack of of you know cigarettes that
72:07
they got or this whatever that they got
72:10
that wasn’t necessary so we’re gonna
72:12
track them down and get them for the not
72:14
know just that one not necessary you
72:16
think you’re you’re essentially saying
72:17
if you didn’t rob a lot if you didn’t
72:19
take a TV or something we’re gonna let
72:20
it slide that’s really how this is gonna
72:22
play out exactly and so you’re gonna get
72:26
a man it’s been so long since I bought a
72:30
pair of shoes that wasn’t converse
72:31
all-stars
72:37
but I don’t know what shoes cost that’s
72:41
where that story’s going but I’m
72:42
imagining the shoes cost less than 750
72:45
dollars from yeah yeah yes and it’s
72:47
clothing and it’s clothing need clothing
72:50
for my my kids need the new you know Air
72:53
Jordans I was gonna go Jordans I didn’t
72:55
know if they still made them so I was
72:56
like does LeBron have a shoe I don’t
72:57
even know probably I don’t know I’ve
73:01
been buying Pumas for 10 years so I
73:02
don’t know yeah I’ve been doing converse
73:04
with them right all right yeah can I go
73:07
get the new Reebok pumps there’s new
73:12
Frank Thomas’s Frank Thomas’s it’s just
73:18
so stupid so shop owners are saying that
73:22
you know they’re gonna have to do like
73:23
martial law which I’m not gonna lie I’d
73:31
watch that movie oh man this could be a
73:35
new market though like you know where
73:38
they where they show these like you know
73:40
footage of the shop owners desperately
73:43
trying to stop the thief from you know
73:45
getting out off their property because
73:46
then they can’t do anything about it
73:47
it’s just gonna be so damn dumb again
73:52
when I was first reading about this I’m
73:54
like okay cool he’s kind of backing off
73:55
of the drug stuff and and you know a
73:58
couple of few other you know petty
74:01
things that don’t have a victim and
74:04
focusing on you know not enforcing it
74:05
for the poor cool I’m cool with that I’m
74:09
cool with the police saying hey you know
74:10
what this is a law
74:11
but you’re not hurting anyone so and
74:14
you’re poor so we can’t make any money
74:17
off of you all we’re gonna end up doing
74:18
is putting you in a cage and that costs
74:21
us money so we’re gonna leave you alone
74:24
I’m cool with that I’m not cool with
74:26
this this is not cool unless they then
74:27
said well we’re just not going to
74:28
enforce it but you can you the people
74:31
can you know you know do mercenary law
74:35
against these folks I that’d be fine
74:36
what they’re definitely not going to do
74:38
that so this is just an absolutely
74:40
terrible idea we could pitch it as a new
74:43
reality show that get cameras in order
74:46
to keep rates low for all shop owners oh
74:50
you know what cuz they can make money
74:51
from the ah yeah we can put if if only
74:55
our president knew anybody in reality TV
75:00
damn shame he done you’re weird um we
75:04
can pitch you to them yeah mr. president
75:06
you got this great idea we put cameras
75:08
in Dallas shop owners and when people
75:11
try to steal from them we and and and to
75:17
offset their cost of enforcement and
75:19
insurance they make we share the money
75:21
with them right and we sell we sell
75:23
advertising of the goods that are being
75:25
stolen and the companies oh yeah
75:30
well they’re gonna get air time of
75:32
course they’re gonna try to steal the
75:34
Mountain Dew it’s refreshing and
75:35
delicious no pampers is the lightest the
75:40
keeper out they’re easy to carry when
75:44
you’re the slimmest packaging when
75:47
you’re trying to sprint past the open
75:49
carry shop owner in this Dallas
75:52
convenience store and make it over the
75:56
moat i I just it’s like hopefully this
76:01
won’t happen and they’ll just do like
76:03
the lesser stuff because if you’re not
76:07
going to enforce laws that shouldn’t be
76:08
laws that’s one thing but this is this
76:10
is a that’s this is wrong this is wrong
76:13
but where it goes through though this
76:15
might be the first show on muddy waters
76:17
TV to what be the first show on muddied
76:21
waters TV oh yeah no this would be great
76:25
I like this idea yeah the top petty
76:29
theft
76:30
the real Dallas shop owners right I like
76:33
it
76:34
the real shop owners of Dallas I like it
76:36
I like it I we need to end this because
76:39
we’ve talked a lot about like bad stuff
76:41
this show and I apologize for that
76:44
as does Matt through me but we’re gonna
76:50
end the show on a positive note we’re
76:54
gonna end this show with nipples namely
76:57
women’s nipples it’s actually a lack of
77:02
women’s nipples is the reason that we
77:03
are talking about those nipples can you
77:10
say it again slower for me
77:14
nipples are nipples slower
77:19
I know nipples
77:23
this is nipples ASMR with Spike Owen hey
77:32
I got a I got something today it’s a
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nipple so Spencer Tunick Spencer Tunick
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Spencer good old Spencer Tunick
77:50
that’s our tuna key so he is a I guess
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performance artist I guess would be the
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best way to prove put that okay has
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organized many unknown protests in his
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day and fair enough
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he organized another one outside of the
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Astor Place subway station in Manhattan
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New York and this was to protest what
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laws against women being able to show
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their nipples this was to protest
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Facebook and instagrams policies Oh
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moving which is why we couldn’t show the
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video yeah let’s cut to the video let’s
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cut to that video but we’re on Facebook
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and Instagram and Twitter and Facebook
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and periscope and anchor I mean
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technically we could do it on anchor
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because they can’t see it right because
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it’s audio you can you just have to put
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a caption nipple nipples sounds right I
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could add closed captioning we certainly
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can at least on the website various
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nipple sounds well we’ll find out
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together so so he’s protesting that I
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could show my nipples right now right we
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we a while logo spike and I were trying
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to figure out ways to get more people to
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watch and one of the ideas that got
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tossed around was nipple Tuesday nipple
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Tuesday nipple Tuesday where we would
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show our nipples they were nipples like
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up close
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right oh you would get a very very close
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shot of our nipples of our nipples right
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because who
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doesn’t want to see spike in men’s
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nipples specifically our nipples this
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was vetoed by my wife was quickly like
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as soon as we said it in real time it
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was almost as though she was I don’t
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even think she was involved in the
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conversation no she wasn’t she actually
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she just came in as we were talking and
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she heard nipples and said no and I said
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no no no but here out of the air she
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said here like that I hear nipples no
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but yeah she just she sort of generated
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out of the ether and was like nipples no
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no nipples and I said wait whoa whoa
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hear us ow
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nipples every week nipple Tuesday and
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and for our patrons and she said no um
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and I mean the thing is she has
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definitely input on me showing my
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nipples but that smell extended to you
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too you also can’t show your nipples
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that also so that somehow she had
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authority over your nipples as well
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she’s like the Mark Zuckerberg of
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muddied water but just nipples but just
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nipple like like we can do anything else
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we just can’t show our nipples she would
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have problems with other things as well
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I use genitals in general right right no
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genitals but pretty much everything else
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she’s been okay with it or as tolerated
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I don’t know she’s been okay with it but
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she’s tolerated it but not the nipples
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she said no to the nipples
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hashtag no to nipples Shawn Whitehead is
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gonna walk into a store with no
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headphones on at this moment and just
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here here here here about the apples
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talk about nipples guys the thing is
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it’s not so much the nipple as it is the
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areola you see it’s not really that big
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unless you get someone with some real
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honker cone shape oh man you know some
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especially ladies some of these ladies
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their nipples are like they they are and
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I mean they’re
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like some suppose may benefit from the
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universal child care we talked about at
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the beginning just grow hashtag grow the
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nipples grow the nipples 2019 so Spencer
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Tunick of Facebook and instagrams
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prohibition on the female nipple the
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female nipple the female nipple like
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they had that whole they had that whole
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movement a while ago where if you were
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posing nude on Facebook or Instagram
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they recommended photoshopping out your
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nipples would have may omit the same you
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know well dad is genius right I know
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that actually was a good idea and I know
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those are male nipples you can see it’s
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a different layer they’re covered by
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male nipples with your client that is
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genius
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yeah I know I don’t I wish I had thought
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of it but you could wear a pasty that is
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a nipple that has a photo of a male name
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of the males nipples on it right that is
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absolutely genius so right because
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that’s what this is about
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right back to this protest as we
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continue to talk about nipples what they
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these these models got nude they nude it
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up yep well new did them get on duty we
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got old nudie in their head outside of
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this subway stop at the Astor Place
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subway stop nude and they were covering
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the sensitive areas of their body their
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groin holes and their female nipples the
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men weren’t doing but you know the the
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females were covering up their female
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nipples and the men are and there and
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everybody was covering their groins with
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pictures of famous male nipples let me
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rephrase that
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nipples of famous males
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because I don’t know any male who has a
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famous nipple um Jim Morrison yes that’s
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an actually famous nipple ever two
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nipples both nipples are famous other
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than that I’m not yeah yeah
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also Buffalo Bill from Silence of the
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way of his potential yeah yeah I guess
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so
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maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe
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maybe maybe well yes I know that like a
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the drummer for the Red Hot Chili
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Peppers Chad Smith so his was one of the
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nipples that was being used by Rinna
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approach it but that woman knows but
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like I think it was Brad Pitt
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I think his nipples were used but famous
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famous men’s nipples were being used in
85:24
this protest and Facebook and Instagram
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have done absolutely nothing to change
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their policy on the female nipple you
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still can’t do it if you are out there
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wanting to show pictures of your naked
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breasts and you’re a female
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we highly recommend we will see I I will
85:51
say thank you thank you I’m at single
85:56
not married Matt and not spike right I
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was always married I’m married no I said
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in stand and not spike who is married oh
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okay I was like I’m married but yeah I
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will
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you can gladly I will send you pictures
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of my very pink nipples and you
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photoshopped them bad boys right on over
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yours and
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if they argue with you about it you can
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know those are Matt rights nipples those
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are Matt rights nipples up from muddied
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water ready to and muddy waters of
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freedom fade I think that that’s a good
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a good compromise listen let’s I just
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want to bring this down going but that’s
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why it’s now the hashtag we the nipple
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we the nipple and I love that hashtag
86:52
we’ve the nipple or wet hand and wet or
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wet he nipple wet he nipple which is
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actually accurate yeah cuz I wet mine
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down for you and everything no no it’s
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wet he nipple and so it’s not it’s not
87:10
my nipple it’s a hash tag what he nipple
87:14
so let’s just if you have this belief
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and and and we’ve talked about this
87:22
before Facebook Instagram all of these
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are private groups they can set whatever
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rules they want in their terms of
87:26
service
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none of us have a right to show our
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nipples on it or anything else they can
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do whatever they want if their policy is
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we don’t want to show sex or sexual
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organs okay so then you don’t show sex
87:39
you don’t show a penis or a vagina you
87:44
don’t show those a nipple on either a
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male or a female is a nipple a sexual
87:55
organ on a male on a female it serves
87:59
the purpose of allowing them to nurse a
88:02
child or you know pump milk or whatever
88:05
and on a male it’s kinda cool decoration
88:09
that serves no actual purpose the only
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reason we have them is because when we
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got them they didn’t know if we were
88:15
gonna be a boy or a girl yeah like it’s
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it’s a throwback to our fetal
88:19
development when there wasn’t quite sure
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what we were gonna be and then there’s
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some other stuff I could say but I’m not
88:25
going to because there’s the thing with
88:29
penis anyway I’m not going to get into
88:33
penises we’ve talked enough about
88:35
nipples no penises this is a penis free
88:37
show nipples it’s not sexual and people
88:42
want you know it’s in the part of the
88:44
sexiness of it so was their face well
88:48
you know they use it sometimes and sex
88:50
people use their mouths and sex do we
88:52
not show female mouths now we don’t show
88:54
sumptuous lips we don’t like I mean if
89:00
many many many a male if you were to
89:05
look at my track record and dating you
89:08
would think that I am NOT but many a
89:10
male are attracted to the booty and I
89:18
have seen plenty of pictures online of
89:20
women who are wearing things that are
89:22
basically not wearing anything covering
89:25
the booty the booty is out like you see
89:28
the booty you see all of the booty all
89:31
of the booty
89:32
god bless you for that women don’t get
89:33
me wrong I am not complaining and God I
89:36
don’t want Facebook or Instagram to
89:37
change those standards right but many
89:43
men find that sexually pleasing I would
89:46
probably say all men find that sexually
89:48
pleasing in one way or another yeah
89:51
that’s fine we’re talking about
89:54
something that I mean follow me it’s
89:56
like you know it’s like smaller than a
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diamond
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yeah it’s tiny but we’re talking about
90:03
something with somebody centric circle
90:07
on your chest it’s just like I’m the one
90:15
that started this becoming just really
90:17
talking about nipples a lot so I have no
90:19
room to complain really it’s because of
90:21
Shawn Whitehead because we wanted to
90:23
make sure he was uncomfortable at the
90:26
store or wherever he was but the good
90:30
then I’m glad he’s enjoying it we’re
90:32
making it uncomfortable for Shawn’s the
90:35
people in his vicinity his fellow
90:37
shoppers and the people working there
90:40
it’s not it’s not sex
90:43
anything you could say it’s like like
90:45
Matt said anything you could say about a
90:48
nipple or especially about a nipple
90:50
period you could equally say about the
90:53
booty or lips or you know eyes or
90:58
whatever like I don’t have to see my
91:02
wife nude to have sexual thoughts about
91:05
her right so if there’s so much going on
91:10
there especially with her but it’s just
91:12
in general like you don’t have to see
91:16
nipples and go oh uptick on sucks now
91:18
like you don’t see that especially if
91:21
they’re boo hole booty they got their
91:22
whole ass out with this little tiny
91:26
string of cloth single ply cloth right
91:38
on the actual anus and and and you know
91:42
so that’s okay and you know to cleave it
91:46
you can see like all of the all of the
91:51
breast except for just just the nipple
91:55
and the areola
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oh look like the deep V all the way down
92:00
all the way and they cut up and they do
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it like this so it’s all plent you know
92:05
so it’s all puffed out for you and I got
92:07
their their ass all sticking out you can
92:10
get all of the under boob you want you
92:12
can get the over the over boob the inner
92:15
and the even even the side like I love a
92:18
little side boob that’s good look and
92:21
nothing wrong I’m gonna man the shirts
92:24
probably recommend doing that but I’ve
92:29
spent another $4 on the t-shirt but you
92:34
have every single area of the boob is
92:37
totally fine to show on Facebook and
92:40
Instagram – you know you see some
92:45
they’re like you know well you know what
92:48
whatever – the part that babies eat from
93:01
why so and this goes before of social
93:08
media this has been some weird societal
93:10
standard for like a long period of time
93:11
that if I had been smart I would have
93:13
researched as to why this is a thing
93:16
what it is and it and it seems to be a
93:20
sneaky Western thing because you don’t
93:23
really see it so much in other cultures
93:26
as far as I can tell maybe in the far
93:27
east but like most other cultures are ya
93:33
know see with the Middle East male
93:36
bodies are supposed to be covered too so
93:39
like you know yes women have to wear
93:42
burqas and all this stuff but men also
93:44
are supposed to be pretty modest and not
93:46
show stuff and they’re starting to relax
93:48
those standards for men because they’re
93:50
being more like us but it’s like I don’t
93:53
get it like what what is the where did
93:57
where where I grew up in Virginia we had
94:02
a theme park where you could get family
94:05
fun time but this word pack yeah right
94:11
the family floor pick where it was come
94:14
I’m certain it’s still there so it’s
94:16
called Kings Dominion yeah used to be
94:18
paramount Kings Dominion after they
94:20
bought it and had great rags that were
94:22
based on Wayne’s World
94:23
and then paramount was like this is a
94:25
losing venture because it’s a theme park
94:27
so we’re just finding it right this
94:30
aging theme park played in a national
94:34
lampoon’s vacation like Walley world now
94:36
where everything was just kind of broken
94:37
oh wait you used to be this really great
94:40
place to go and you’d go and you’d have
94:41
a great time and my buddies and I we
94:44
were cocky arrogant teams who all of us
94:48
were swimmers so you know we had like
94:49
the swimmers bodies as much right and we
94:54
would walk around and have shirts on and
94:58
one year they changed the policy hmm and
95:03
it wasn’t that women could now
95:07
Oh their nipples it was that no nipples
95:10
were allowed nipple free zone it was a
95:13
nipple free zone unless you were in the
95:15
water part but if you yourself wandering
95:20
around trying to get and that was where
95:23
I found it really unfair because I had a
95:25
good tant like you wouldn’t know that to
95:27
look at me now but back then like yeah
95:30
like anybody that’s watching like you
95:31
can see the farmer tan that I got from
95:35
the fact that I never go outside but
95:37
back then I had you know I had a good
95:39
constant tan so we would go there and we
95:42
wouldn’t want our tans to be uneven cuz
95:45
stuff you know weird arrogant little
95:47
kids right it’s not like now where I
95:51
have zero problems showing anybody that
95:52
and they were like no you have to put
95:55
your shirt on it’s a hundred and twenty
95:58
degrees nope can’t show nipples unless
96:01
you’re at the water park unless you’re
96:03
at the water park and it unless you’re a
96:11
woman cuz then you can’t show it at the
96:12
water park either right yeah I could
96:14
show mine at the water park but any but
96:16
women can he could in the era of me too
96:20
and nevertheless she persisted and the
96:23
whole feminine this is going to go away
96:25
soon cuz the Libertarians are like this
96:30
isn’t you know this violates our rights
96:31
the feminists are gonna be like you know
96:38
we want to do this because men can and
96:41
it’s not right and I agree with them and
96:43
then the Conservatives gonna be like
96:45
whoa
96:45
titties so there’s not really like
96:48
you’ve got a I guess a small subset of
96:52
religious authoritarian you know
96:54
puritanical people or whatever that are
96:56
gonna be like no this is bad all right
96:57
well then don’t do it
96:59
deal don’t show me your nipples okay
97:03
don’t show me your nipples this lady
97:06
over here wants to show everyone her
97:07
nipples I don’t really care I’m fine
97:10
with that like it’s none of my business
97:11
yeah you’re gonna have the people who
97:13
are like my kids shouldn’t be looking at
97:15
those nipples raise them better
97:20
raise your children to not experience
97:22
human bodies like this is what people I
97:25
don’t want them to have to see and this
97:28
can go to a lot of things I don’t want
97:29
them to have to see gay people I don’t
97:33
know what to tell to move to Somalia um
97:40
finally finally I get I get to do that
97:45
move to Somali no but it’s like I mean
97:47
you don’t want your kids to experience
97:49
things happening in life all right dude
97:53
gonna just like you did and tough like
98:01
its life you didn’t want to have a kid
98:05
experience reality maybe you don’t have
98:07
a kid my kids aren’t experiencing any of
98:08
this
98:09
my kids aren’t my kids aren’t
98:11
experiencing this because they they
98:13
can’t see it from where they are which
98:16
ain’t the nipples hmm no right now my
98:20
kids are protected by two different
98:22
layers of clothing huh-huh that’s one
98:26
tank all I’m all I’m saying is but the
98:31
main takeaway from this is nipples if
98:43
Shawn Whitehead is still in a stage with
98:45
nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples
98:49
not penis not penis not being never posh
98:53
tag never penis no hash tag always
98:56
nipple nipple hashtag wet he nipple I’m
99:04
going to change in the notes that where
99:08
the capitalization is on that hashtag so
99:13
that it’s wet he nipple he nipple I
99:16
might add in a pasta – between he and
99:19
nipple the he Nepal Yoshi Rivera Davis
99:23
says show them to me
99:27
we we are not allowed to show them on
99:32
this show but if you send
99:33
five bucks so you second five bucks for
99:39
a paypal if he’s in five bucks to our
99:41
PayPal Matt will show you his nipples I
99:45
will send you an email with my nipple so
99:52
we made a promise to Spike’s wife to not
99:55
show her nipples oh yeah I I I can’t and
99:58
I can’t I be for a myriad of reasons all
100:02
related to my marriage I can’t send you
100:05
my nipple right and well I mean I
100:08
legally can right but I’m not going to
100:12
Matt I have nothing to do with the
100:15
marriage hand but and yet for some
100:18
reason he can’t show his nipple on this
100:20
show because of my wife which is the
100:27
power of marriage I guess the sanctity
100:30
of the institution and but but he can
100:36
nipple mail you I will eat nipple you
100:44
hashed people send you his hashtag wet
100:47
he nipple mom five bucks Rodney
100:51
Carrington song wet he nipple that of
100:56
Rodney Carrington yeah Eve nipple which
101:00
is a Rodney Carrington zone I’m gonna
101:02
have to have google Rodney Carrington oh
101:11
he had a song called wait a few people
101:17
song what no that’s not him funny
101:20
country songs Oh show them to me oh is
101:26
that a– is that a oh oh show them to me
101:31
yeah so can’t
101:36
yeah not allowed to show our nipples
101:38
here here button my bad
101:42
well yes if what is our PayPal our
101:44
PayPal is a is it Muddy Waters of
101:47
freedom gene
101:47
I believe so yeah it’s many waters of
101:49
freedom a gmail pal $5 since Sean
101:51
whiteheads in public will keep Publix
101:53
we’ll keep this going so Sean ye head is
101:56
in Publix if you pay me still in Publix
101:58
yeah niffle if you pay pal $5.00 to
102:03
muddied waters of freedom at gmail.com I
102:05
will email you a picture of my perfectly
102:10
concentric pink nipple I think that’s a
102:15
deal guys people of public’s attention
102:21
the gentleman whose phone this audio is
102:25
emanating from is an absolute gem of a
102:28
human being
102:28
oh is that target first target I think
102:33
the first target get heard it then first
102:36
target then public’s okay so target
102:38
people of whatever store Shawn Whitehead
102:40
is in in this very moment in time if you
102:44
hear this if you hear this I need you to
102:47
know some things about nipples get
102:50
myself situated here so we can the
102:57
camera knows that this is serious
102:59
he’s public’s for me tell you some stuff
103:03
don’t know if you’re by the deli section
103:06
Boar’s Head turkey sandwiches are on
103:09
sale for $7.99 today is this all all
103:15
public PSA’s public public says in
103:18
Florida all right well while you’re
103:20
getting that Boar’s Head getting that
103:23
sweet-ass deal for Boar’s Head turkey
103:25
sandwiches let me tell you some sack
103:27
facts about the nipple our new favorite
103:32
subject on this show buy one get one
103:34
like a nipple it’s much like a nipple
103:37
buy one get one just like a nipple and
103:40
I’m gonna tell you something about Shawn
103:42
Whitehead shawn has two friends right
103:45
now who are on the internet who have
103:47
spent the better part of a half hour
103:49
talking about nipples there’s no reason
103:53
that we’re still online other than we’re
103:55
still talking about Impuls the show’s
103:56
over the show is really the show is
103:59
essentially over we’ve talked about
104:00
everything of any real
104:01
you he just said he was in public areas
104:04
with no headphones and so we’re just
104:06
gonna keep talking about nipples until
104:08
this man makes it home because we care
104:12
and let me explain some things about
104:17
nipples the female nipples specifically
104:20
because that’s the thing you’re not
104:21
supposed to talk about male nipples are
104:23
like whatever you know like we’re
104:25
talking I think you can even walk into a
104:27
pub I think I could go into a public
104:28
shirtless and they wouldn’t have like
104:29
they wouldn’t say anything to me you
104:31
because you have male you have wet he
104:33
nipples right I got wet he nipples he’s
104:36
got hashtag wet he nipples and that’s
104:39
fine that’s fine the white patriarchy
104:45
says it’s fine for Matt and then Sean
104:48
even in this moment if he wished we
104:52
shall see to remove his shirt and show
104:56
everyone here who’s hearing me his
104:59
nipples I can probably and I mean I
105:03
don’t know if this is true but for many
105:07
men their nipples are hairy okay so it’s
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not just a nipple it’s a hairy nipple
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for anybody who pays the $5 to the
105:19
PayPal at muddied waters of freedom at
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gmail.com this extends to everyone it
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does my nipples are not hairy my nipples
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are very much not hairy much like most
105:29
of my body no it’s very aesthetically
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pleasing
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this is aesthetically pleasing wet he
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nipple that you can get from Matt right
105:37
who also lives in the Tampa Bay area and
105:42
moneyed waters of freedom at gmail.com
105:44
you cannot get my hairy Juna poles and
105:47
the reason for that is because I’m
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married and also I have to think that
105:53
I’d charged more than $5 because it
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would be like a whole like thing right
105:58
like they’re they’re hairy and I there’s
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like a bear market there right like and
106:03
not a bear market as in like when the
106:05
stock markets going down but a market
106:07
for bears is this like a Pride Month yes
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oh man we’re doing a Pride Month thing
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hey
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hey fellow homosexuals it’s us Matt and
106:19
right Matt and Spike at the muddy waters
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of freedom we just like you to know
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being gay yeah great job I am so proud
106:35
of you for being gay it’s not it’s not
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easy it definitely is not easy
106:46
especially being a gay man cuz I’ve seen
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myself naked and I have unfortunately
106:53
seen other men naked and to really just
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get into that is it
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that’s a schlep but that is an
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undertaking they I’m not willing to
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undertake I certainly am NOT no I mean
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if you look at a female especially your
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nipples right get that body yeah not not
107:19
too much hair they smell good and
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they’re all moist yeah that’s what I’m
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talking about
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you said moist oh they’re moist you know
107:30
that he’s out in public that’s got like
107:32
four women just walked away
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moist nipples okay and that’s something
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hashtag moist Matt nipples hashtag moist
107:45
Matt nipples to do that with a guy who’s
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probably also moist I’m not into it
107:51
and so I’m proud of you that you can do
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that someone’s got to each and every one
107:55
of you every single homosexual who’s
107:57
listening to this I need you know not
107:59
just homosexuals trans I am so proud of
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you
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you did it you did it you’re doing it
108:11
you can do it guys all month oh yeah Oh
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month of June all of June you do you but
108:23
apparently according to however this
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calendar is
108:27
this is the June beautiful month we give
108:31
the blacks February shortest month
108:34
freezing cold out you guys we’re so
108:38
proud of you at the beginning of the
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summer that’s the best part it’s not too
108:45
hot it’s not it’s perfect it’s perfect
108:50
may actually would have been perfect
108:51
let’s be honest here okay probably
108:55
straight pride is may write it let’s be
108:57
honest right yeah but see I so I would
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think that like October or something you
109:05
know you get the changing of the colors
109:07
and you know like everything’s that’s
109:12
for pagans and then the Jews get like
109:15
most of December because we call so I
109:17
don’t know we were in the Middle East
109:19
it’s nice in December in the Middle East
109:21
so I we weren’t really thinking like
109:23
long term I mean who aren’t thinking
109:28
manifest destiny we weren’t thinking
109:29
like yeah we weren’t thinking of being
109:31
expelled and like then like all the
109:35
genocides and stuff we weren’t thinking
109:36
long term but let me go back to the gays
109:38
because there are two things that I need
109:43
you to take away from this show nipples
109:46
nipples female nipples are the bee’s
109:50
knees equally the bee’s knees being gay
109:55
in June really just being gay but I’m
110:02
gonna take all of June to let you know
110:04
that I’m proud of you you did it you’re
110:11
gay and I can and I’m proud of you
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let’s talk to the gay women for a second
110:25
to the lesbians let’s talk to the
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lesbian since we’re talking about female
110:30
nipples I get it lesbians I’m not just
110:33
proud of you I’m with you I understand I
110:36
understand you because cuz you’re like
110:41
Oh roll the windows down so wait put it
110:47
on bluetooth and blast it because the
110:51
female the lesbians need to hear this
110:54
they’ll hear it later oh I’m certain
110:57
somebody will somebody some lesbians
110:59
gonna hear this later and I’m fine with
111:00
that
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do I get cuz you’re like hey even though
111:09
I’ve got a vagina I want more of them
111:15
right at least one more of them and I am
111:19
all about female nipples that’s the
111:23
other thing you’re saying and I’m like
111:25
yes girl yes okay I get it if I wake up
111:31
tomorrow and I’m a woman
111:34
I’m like well guess I’m a lesbian
111:38
because I’m not getting divorced that’s
111:43
a conversation we’d have to have yeah
111:48
and ya know I know it’s I mean I’d you
111:51
know cross that bridge if we get to it
111:52
right now I mean that would that would
111:54
definitely be a conversation that would
111:55
definitely be a conversation to be a lot
111:57
of questions I’m sure honey I swear I
112:00
just fell asleep the way I sleep you
112:07
never know you never know but but you
112:12
know so I get it with the lesbians and
112:14
with the gay guys I’m just like hey you
112:15
know what someone had to take one for
112:16
the team and here you are just taking it
112:22
for the team and I’m proud of you
112:33
I’m proud of you some Matt like oh yeah
112:38
I guess I say first so tomorrow if you
112:45
want to hear more about nipples yeah I
112:47
got some some bad news for you because
112:49
we’re not gonna talk about nipples
112:50
tomorrow tomorrow on my fellow Americans
112:53
my show I will be interviewing Chloe Val
112:57
dari who is a world-renowned activist
113:01
speaker lecturer recently a podcaster
113:05
she started podcaster podcasting
113:07
possibly on anchor of him and she also
113:16
she’s also the creator of a program
113:20
called the theory of Enchantment which
113:22
is a program she’s developed to help
113:24
people better relate to each other and
113:26
engage in conflict resolution in a way
113:29
that de-escalates and finds common
113:31
ground and she explores pop culture and
113:33
all all sorts of really cool stuff I’m
113:36
really looking forward to having her on
113:38
and talking to her she’s gonna spend
113:42
time talking about the theory of
113:43
Enchantment and then also explaining to
113:45
our viewers why I’m better than Dave
113:47
Rubin so that’ll be good so Matt who do
113:51
you have on Thursday just go like yeah
114:01
but like detailing why I am and I’m
114:03
gonna ask her to explain how many Dave
114:07
Reubens it would take to achieve a spike
114:10
Coen Dave Rubin also gay and I’m proud
114:15
of them
114:16
very present on Thursday I’ve got a
114:20
guest I think I we were discussing this
114:27
morning topics and I never actually got
114:30
a confirmation on whether or not she
114:32
would be appearing but there’s gonna be
114:34
a show there’s gonna be a show if there
114:35
is no I have a show yeah there’s gonna
114:37
be a show it could I mean it might just
114:41
be me doing a Q&A; but it might also be
114:44
me with a very wonderful and
114:46
human being taking up most of the time
114:49
which would be great that would be
114:51
really good and then on Friday we’ve got
114:54
the Shabbat episode of mr. America the
114:57
bearded truth it’s really important that
114:59
I assign some kind of Jewish presence to
115:04
his show even though he’s extremely
115:06
Gentile but that is his Jewish episode
115:09
if you if you will I’ve decided that
115:11
just now and then have a great weekend
115:13
and next week on Monday you will have
115:15
the non Jewish completely Gentile
115:17
episode of mr. America the bearded truth
115:19
with Jason Lyon and then join us again
115:22
next week Tuesday right here on the
115:26
Internet where Matt and I will be here
115:30
again talking about probably not nipples
115:35
but who knows if there is a nipple
115:37
related story we will be all over that I
115:40
can assure you about $5 donations yeah
115:44
yeah waters of freedom if we get enough
115:49
$5 donations this becomes the damn
115:52
nipple show this will become the muddy
115:55
waters of the muddied nipples of freedom
115:57
you know that’s I don’t like how that
116:02
sounds but I’ll say it for money I’ll
116:06
say it right yeah that’s not even a
116:08
question all of that and if if in the
116:17
meantime if someone we’re looking to
116:19
find us on the Internet Matt are there
116:20
places where they could do that you know
116:24
ones that we’ve mentioned on this show
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[Music]
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there’s a freedom Instagram you can find
116:35
us at muddy waters of freedom you can
116:37
find us on the Twitter where you can
116:40
tweet us or Twitter we’d have some
116:42
nipple tweet yeah you can nipple tweet
116:45
us you can if you’re sharing this
116:49
episode please do a hashtag moist Matt
116:52
nipple and well that way we’ll be able
116:56
to find it easily
116:58
[Laughter]
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but you can tweet us at muddied
117:10
underscore waters you can find this on
117:13
anchor at anchored not FM / muddied
117:16
waters and you can find this in every
117:20
episode of Muddy Waters media at muddied
117:22
waters of freedom dot-com yes you can
117:26
also find us on YouTube at youtube.com
117:29
slash muddy waters media it’s you know
117:31
what you do this every time and you nail
117:33
it every time you missed one I forgive
117:35
you
117:35
yeah I just wanted to throw in the
117:37
hashtag moist Matt nipples I know it you
117:41
derailed yourself and I’m fine with it
117:42
um so good so this episode happened and
117:49
we achieved I am happy with this I read
117:53
all we achieved everything we achieved
117:56
everything in this episode and more
117:59
importantly I feel as though some people
118:01
at Target and some people at Publix
118:04
we’re either educated or just felt
118:06
mildly uncomfortable as they were
118:10
looking for the items less than 750
118:13
dollars you know that’s what you
118:15
shopping at you know late at night you
118:18
know listen we enriched you so they were
118:21
enriched in some way whether they were
118:23
educated or maybe they had a little bit
118:25
of a horror flick going thing going them
118:27
ooh what Publix huh and then um and then
118:31
in at Target
118:33
Oh Target with the kids and go oh what’s
118:35
an mommy what’s a what’s a wet he nipple
118:37
that’s a good thing that’s a good thing
118:40
word moist
118:42
yeah mommy why are you like reeling all
118:46
they said was moist and then the kids
118:47
say moist cuz it’s like a funny sounding
118:49
word moist moist moist moist and then
118:51
the mother like that’s kind of sad so we
118:53
hope that didn’t happen but other than
118:55
that oh no I enjoyed teaching kids the
118:58
word moist I if I told a kid about a
119:03
moist nipple that starts them on the
119:08
journey of this painful existence called
119:11
life
119:12
and I’m happy about that kid if I have
119:18
to pay for your child care you’re gonna
119:21
hear about you’re gonna hear about wet
119:25
he nipples and moist moisture Shawn said
119:30
they started to pay attention and we’re
119:31
like trying to see my phone wait as one
119:33
would well why wouldn’t you why would
119:36
you not I mean if I were in there and
119:37
I’m hearing this I’m like yeah what’s
119:40
what exactly is that what is going on
119:43
why why is this happening
119:45
no kids that’s maybe next time maybe
119:53
next time let us know your shopping
119:55
patterns Shawn because I wouldn’t go
119:56
live any time this is not like a cable
119:58
show like we can we can work this around
120:00
your schedule and for everybody else
120:02
who’s watching still still the show
120:07
ended an hour ago
120:08
yeah if you want to go out in public
120:14
playing us with no headphones on let us
120:16
know we’ll be more than happy to do that
120:20
again yeah yeah especially for Shawn
120:22
because he actually shows us to them
120:24
while we talk about nipples and I’m good
120:26
I’m good with it man I’m good with it
120:29
this is how we spread the show is we get
120:31
people to go out into the world and show
120:33
us to people as we talk about nipples
120:38
and and just and like in homosexuality
120:42
for this month that’s a big one the
120:45
muddied rainbow of freedom guys thanks
120:50
for tuning in to the muddied the gay
120:53
waters of muddy gay the money gay waters
120:58
a free free gay gayness and and and and
121:05
not just gayness
121:06
but lesbianism gay bisexual transgender
121:12
queer plus I a a two-spirit intersex
121:19
asexual questioning plus symbols
121:25
thanks for tuning in and we will mic
121:30
check yo
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[Music]
121:38
I will not go pop I will not go stop
121:43
gonna say nobody’s know this is true
121:46
hip-hop I do not flip-flop none as they
121:48
blow me flow this is perseverance
121:51
this is perseverance this is
121:54
perseverance
121:56
I will not go pop I will not go stop
122:00
when I say no means no this is true this
122:06
is perseverance this is perseverance
122:10
this is perseverance
122:14
this is perseverance sobbing on the romm
122:16
since I made the first appearance I’ve
122:18
been on the grind never waited for the
122:19
clearance life is all the time so I’m
122:21
gonna never feel it yeah
122:23
and people gonna hear this made a little
122:24
name with addition and coherence never
122:26
been a lame Nam visit to a genius
122:28
knowledge of my brain chalk it up to the
122:29
experience still I’m not rich but at
122:31
least I ain’t broke
122:32
never sell dreams cuz I’d rather sell
122:34
hope people so lost in the mirrors and
122:36
the smoke think I’d be a real a bloke if
122:37
I said I sold dope no but my friends
122:40
will tell you that I’m awesome soft make
122:41
it easy living off the map I can go hard
122:43
like your freaking shoot on the track
122:44
I’m grinding from a zero to a stack and
122:47
I’m talking about the nero getting
122:48
jacked what kind of needs a new king
122:51
i’ma go hard to be the leader of the
122:52
pack a needle in a stack and I’m feelin
122:54
to attack not a Bala no to child but a
122:56
hero and a black I’m an eagle to arrest
122:58
double demon on a tractor and the
122:59
scholar and a brother you don’t feel it
123:00
if you’re wack you’re always talkin
123:02
neutral in your rap and I’m trying to
123:04
fill my minutes on the map I give you 12
123:07
rules for life and get my broom clean
123:08
I’m the Jordan pinsetter that I will not
123:11
go pop I will not go stop gonna say no
123:13
means no just this is true hip-hop I do
123:16
not flip-flop none I think blow me
123:18
this is perseverance this is
123:21
perseverance
123:22
this is perseverance
123:26
I will not go pop I will not go stop can
123:30
I say no no this is true this is
123:38
perseverance
123:39
this is perseverance and I believe what
123:44
I prophesize so I don’t apologize unless
123:48
I do wrong I don’t bow to the mob I
123:50
don’t live to antagonize but they say
123:52
I’m too outspoken smoke they wonder if
123:55
I’m joking look a little bit it’s jest
123:57
but I say what I feel man I’m feelin I’m
123:59
open
124:00
trust in God but I live in the physical
124:02
selfish thoughts but I give in the liver
124:03
go doc cops hot war my speech to be
124:05
criminalize getify when I speak their
124:07
political blood I am NOT left-wing I am
124:10
NOT right-wing I just know all these
124:11
things I know yeah you cannot label me
124:14
you can’t put shame on me when I say go
124:16
means go fresh I step into the premises
124:18
kicked off rounds in the left arm
124:20
expressing it up online and reply to all
124:22
the messages gotta spend time and I’m
124:24
grateful it’s cherish it don’t talk crap
124:25
no I’d rather be irrelevant can’t play
124:27
songs people know that I’m intelligent
124:29
see me up Lakes not big beard let them
124:31
in 12 years teach now flowing like your
124:32
favorite
124:33
show love now moving up an eminence a
124:35
girl show love she’s a dealer and all
124:36
the pleasantest
124:37
got huge streams I can never be a
124:39
pessimist too much love I can never be a
124:41
feminist
124:41
girls stop looking all incredulous I’m
124:44
not a bad man I am NOT your nemesis
124:45
always had a mega trial take it back to
124:47
Genesis worked so hard time to reap the
124:49
benefits
124:50
I will not go pop I will not go stop
124:53
gonna say no means no just this is true
124:55
hip-hop I do not flip me no this is true
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[Music]
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this is perseverance
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this is perseverance