Episode 244 – I Support The New Thing

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and now matt wright and
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spike cohen
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i mean it’s not like you can say well
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that’s funny because i have covet and i
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though uh i need to pick me up but i
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well folks
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because
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they don’t want to be the ones saying
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this out loud
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biden is
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really twisted
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that his approval ratings are worse than
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president trump’s at the same point
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in their terms he’s really twisted
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that’s
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that is a direct quote
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he is really twisted that his approval
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ratings are worse than president trump’s
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i bet we could figure out who
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dropped this information
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by who would use the word twisted
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twisted
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to describe
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someone’s feelings about something
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well yeah you’d have to find the
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millennial or someone from the silent
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film era but
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so uh yes uh
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he’s really twisted huh
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he’s really twisted so after joe biden
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as we all remember in 2020 uh ran as the
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comp competency and experience candidate
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he and his administration is completely
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unprepared that america that the
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american people would disapprove of his
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performance what we saw from the
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beginning of his camp what from the
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beginning of his term was immediately he
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boosted out to like these really high
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numbers that
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we couldn’t understand because he’s one
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man that hadn’t done anything yet
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except for uh
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move against fossil fuels immediately
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um
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so
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at the beginning you knew that they were
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just going to be skating by on uh
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for a while on the simple fact that he
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was not
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donald trump yes
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and he was keeping high and he was
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keeping high numbers he he was keeping
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up in the 60s for quite some time um but
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after the complete botching of the
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afghanistan pull out his poll numbers
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nose dive
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nose dove hose dive nose dove
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yes
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um
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and he’s never really fully recovered
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uh since that happened because people
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including the media have noticed that
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his competence translated to
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incompetence and his experience was
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mainly achieved on the backs of others
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like barack obama
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yes and so now he’s growing more
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frustrated
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or
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twisted if you will uh that his team
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has failed to find a strong consistent
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message heading into the 2022 midterms
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thinking that that message good message
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would give him a boost
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which is obviously their fault not his
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right
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yeah
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what he’s pushing for is to make a
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sharper case for all that we have
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accomplished thus far a white house
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official told nbc and pushing back on
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the rumor that biden is miffed and
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honestly it shouldn’t be that hard to
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find this message
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over the last two years
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he has accomplished
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kamala harris spoke at the 90th annual
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meeting of the u.s conference of mayors
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to push gun control subsidize child care
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and elder care
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and other biden talking points such as
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releasing 1 million barrels a day from
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the strategic oil reserves
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lowering the cost of the internet and
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appointing someone to head the atf and
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that brings us to
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this week’s
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deep thoughts
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deep thoughts
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by kamala harris
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and i know
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that each of you
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is up
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to this challenge
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because
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you are
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the mayor
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she’s one heart beat away from the
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presidency
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uh i i i’m not even sure what one has to
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do with you’re the mayor so
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i
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my so my favorite thing about that flip
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is yeah i mean i could have shown any
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part of her talking about gun control or
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talking about um lowering the cost of
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internet or uh releasing one million
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barrels a day from the strategic oil
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reserve uh you know making it where we
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eventually would have
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none which also they’ve been doing that
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for a while and gas is still going up
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yeah yeah that’s not helping
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that’s not helping even a little bit
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um
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but that clip
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she’s speaking to the people that were
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elected
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to lead their cities
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and she’s talking to them
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in the
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same
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tonbra that an elementary school music
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teacher talks to the parents of that
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school
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which is the most condescending thing i
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have ever been part of
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or even the
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children well yeah because they often
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talk to the parents the same way they do
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the children right
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right
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when i went to a music thing at the
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kid’s school uh the music teacher got
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out there
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usually parents
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this first song
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is about
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love
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and when she said because you
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are
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the failure
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it was the exact same yeah yeah and i
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was just like oh my goodness now i
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understand why i hated that music
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teacher so much
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um
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what you don’t know is that previously
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that music teacher was a power hungry
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d.a that put people on death row that
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were innocent
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didn’t work out so well for her no no
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yeah
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music teacher this one got in trouble
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for it now as an elementary school
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teacher um right
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but you could see how that could go the
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other way
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um speaking of which
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uh tennessee has passed a law that makes
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unauthorized camping on public lands a
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felony which is an odd law for a state
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that has a lot of tourism around hiking
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and camping
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groups
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and the reason that tennessee passed
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this law isn’t because they’re going for
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the campers or because they hate the
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tourism that they get from it but they
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are targeting the homeless population
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that has been booming since covey caused
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a lot of people to lose their jobs
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felony penalties against homeless people
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who camp on local public property
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including parks and misdemeanors for uh
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camping around highways is what is now
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in this bill
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um
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yeah so you now
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if you’re trying to get on your feet and
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you find yourself homeless
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thankfully now you’ll be a homeless
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felon
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which will definitely make it easier for
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you to get back on your feet
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now governor bill lee
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did not sign the bill
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but he also did not veto it
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which makes it law in tennessee
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um so starting july 1st anyone is
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considered to be in violation of the law
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if they receive at least 24 hours notice
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before an arrest and i can’t see any way
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that the police
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would lie
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no
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lie about
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when they notified a homeless person
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who’s the least likely to be able to
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counter-document what happened
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never
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can’t see can’t see how that would
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happen at all
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the felony charge is punishable by up to
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six years in prison and the loss of
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voting rights so
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what they are going to do because
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tennessee has been getting a massive
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influx of homeless people um
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of homeless people and the major cities
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have been trying to figure out a way to
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combat this
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i think they’re going too far in one
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direction
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by a wide margin
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but
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so instead of just trying to figure out
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some sort of program in order to
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help them get back on their feet
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whatever instead they’re going to put
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them in prison for six years on the
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taxpayer dime
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yep
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they’ll still be homeless and they’ll be
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an exponentially larger burden on the
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taxpayer and they’ll be subjected to the
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trauma-inducing horrors that happen in
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prison and they’ll have a felony record
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and they won’t be able to vote so if
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they wanted to punish the politicians uh
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legally for doing this to them
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that’s been taken from them surely this
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will not be used as a weapon against
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those who are the most in need
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speaking of which uh there’s a
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bipartisan group working on gun control
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something else that definitely won’t be
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used against those who are the most in
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need of the ability to defend themselves
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they are planning on presenting their
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concepts to colleagues this week
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while the details of the proposed
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changes are currently unknown one thing
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is known pretty much every single person
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involved in these negotiations asked for
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biden not to be involved with the talks
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and boy is he twisted up about it
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he’s just twisted up about it’s all
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twisty about it
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and honestly i don’t know which is
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scarier a bipartisan group of lifetime
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politicians
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to negotiate our rights away
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or that this bipartisan group of
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lifetime politicians don’t want the
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doyan of lifetime politicians to be
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involved
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i mean this is politically smart right
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like biden is
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one of the most unpopular presidents
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in modern history
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which is incredible when you consider
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that most of the corporate media is
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doing everything they can
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desperately to prop this man
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and his his pet prosecutor up uh as
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being you know these great leaders
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they’re still hated
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and uh
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so in the midst of you know a a
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politically easy attempt to disarm
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peaceful people which is what this is
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what this is they don’t want
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that guy anywhere near this because he
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can only be a net harm to them he’s not
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going to change anyone’s mind who might
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be against this he’s not going to change
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anyone’s mind who might be on the fence
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about this and he might actually change
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the minds of people who are in favor of
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it when he’ll say things like you know
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well the second amendment was uh uh
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didn’t stop the government from stopping
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certain groups of people from having
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guns in the past you know black people
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and natives
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when he says things like the second
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amendment was never supposed to be
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absolute you couldn’t own a cannon and
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everybody including
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there’s
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we have these letters
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we got these
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when a nine millimeter
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can
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blow a long meter to blow a lung out
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can blow a lung out
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when
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did he did he say that uh ar-15s could
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decapitate a person no
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that was that was uh npr that said that
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yeah
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i wasn’t sure they
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were hard to tell straight up
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there are people right now
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who are being led by corporate media and
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government to believe that an ar-15 is
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like
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a grenade launcher or something they’re
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like it makes you explode and it’s like
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no it’s actually a very small caliber
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rifle that’s used for medium game
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hunting they just made it look tactical
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and cool looking
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but it’s
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like it’s a
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it’s too weak to hunt deer with
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like you you would actually get in
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trouble for using it to hunt deer
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because all it would do is
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you would just wait for them it would it
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would be like torture to them you’d have
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to shoot them like 15 times with it
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right it’s
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it’s in like it’s just it’s
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i’ve been here i i’ve i’ve been uh cyber
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bullying them on on facebook and and
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calling for facebook to delete the posts
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as as misinformation
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and uh the deer aren’t wearing kevlar
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vests
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well they don’t need them
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they don’t need them you have to shoot
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them 15 times you’d have to shoot them a
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lot like they don’t need the deer also
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aren’t susceptible to two two three
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ammunition you would be using uh 30
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ought six um right which is yeah you
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know it’s it
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but again this is they rely on the fact
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that the people who
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there’s this sort of almost total
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overlap between almost a perfectly
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purple
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venn diagram circle uh that is just
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people who want a bunch of gun control
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have absolutely no idea what they’re
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talking about when it comes to guns like
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at all like they don’t understand it and
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they’ll say well i don’t need to
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understand it i just don’t like it well
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okay fair enough you don’t have to
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understand it but maybe when people who
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do understand firearms are saying the
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opposite of what you’re saying maybe it
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might take a moment to just listen to
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them and think that maybe you’re wrong
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since you admittedly don’t know anything
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about what you’re talking about maybe
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you might be wrong there was the cartoon
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that was in the washington post this
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week that i sent you yesterday i believe
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and it
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showed a bunch of
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mannequin babies on the floor and it was
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like it was doctors
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and one of them said a glock 19 and it
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had a little
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bandage over it and uh smith and wesson
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something i don’t remember smith and
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wesson and it had a bandage over it and
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then i said ar-15 and the top half of
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the baby was completely demolished yeah
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he goes now i’m going to show you how to
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how to do triage on a
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uh ar-15 wound and
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same way you would with a nine
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millimeter wound
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i also like how the nine millimeter was
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just like a band-aid
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yeah it was it was like this tiny glock
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nothing
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just a little glock 19.
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what would have been better is if it had
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said shotgun
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yeah you know like
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because actually
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what what they were calling ar-15 is
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actually what shotgun at close range
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would look like
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and yet that’s what our president says
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that you should use
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uh instead of an ar-15 you should use a
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shotgun which would double barrel
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shotgun
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obliterate
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anything in front of you
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