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tonight we come here to answer a very important question in everybody’s mind why in the hell are we still doing this
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i have no other questions about whether we should gather here tonight because of covert well they’re fully vaccinated and
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boosted and boosted black and stamped how to do that just contact your
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favorite fox news reporter they’re all here this is the first time the president
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attended this dinner in six years it’s understandable we had a horrible play followed by two years of code just imagine my predecessor came to this
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dinner this year now that would really have been real coupe with that occurred i’m not really interested in gop a lot
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of people say the republican party is too extreme too divisive to control by one person ronald reagan said mr
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gorbachev tear this wall down today’s republicans say tear down mickey mouse’s house republicans seem to support one
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fellow some guy named brandon he’s having a really good year i’m kind of happy for him there are vaccinated
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your preferred candidate lost the last election to make it up to you i’m happy to give my chief of staff to you all so
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we can tell sean hannity what to say every day trevor’s great when i was elected he did the show and
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he called me america’s new dad let me tell you something pal i’m flattered anybody would call me a new any oh my
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god i’ve heard me say many times and here in america good journalism good satire about our leaders is
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quintessentially an american thing there’s not a damn thing this country can’t do when we stand united and do it
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together they’re fully vaccinated and boosted and boosted
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how to do that just contact your favorite fox news reporter they’re all here
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and now matt wright and spike cohen
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good morning good afternoon or good evening and welcome to the vanguard
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for spike the future abe
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oh my gosh i just forgot his middle name uh abe jubedia simpson cohen i am matt
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wright and together we are traversing the muddied waters of freedom
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okay future future
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future you
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they said they are saying they can’t they are saying they can’t hear you which means that nobody knows that you
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are disagreeing with me on the grandpa simpson um
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bit so everybody in the comments before spike can get his uh
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audio back on can you see him being the i don’t look
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like grandpa simpson grandpa now now they can hear me when i say very
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clearly that i don’t sound like grandpa simpson i’m going to we’re going to pull up a photo of him uh a little bit later
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on and we’re going to prove outright that i don’t look a thing like
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full of anakin uh so we have that going for us uh you have an onion tied to your
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to your belt no as was the style at the time that
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wasn’t that’s never been the style any time that i’ve been alive so that’s no i haven’t uh so we are
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okay i don’t have to hydrate see this is i [Laughter]
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so anyway uh let’s just completely derail the show
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okay actually let’s go ahead and just do this now because this is not this is not going to get any better
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okay here we go that’s a good that’s a good one
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all right uh i don’t know what you’re doing
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i’m pulling up a picture of of uh grandpa simpson so we can just establish
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that this is not real you’re all being lied to
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okay let’s just okay that doesn’t look like me that doesn’t look like how i will ever turn your turn
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your head to your left keep going a little bit yeah
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now nobody watching this right now cannot
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see the similarities it’s not between the five o’clock shadow
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the glasses the forehead creases the receding hairline well i can’t i
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mean everyone has forehead creases uh-huh
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the ears yeah that’s a good call mercedes the ears no everyone of report and block mercedes
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doesn’t look like me it doesn’t look no and it doesn’t look like you now
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that’s never gonna look like me i would never wear a bolo tie first of all
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so there’s one boy i hope you never campaign in texas
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i did campaign in texas and that that spurred the famous uh
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uh you think you’re a country fan name this guy three of this guys name this uh
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country artist or something like that little nozzle top x yeah i know that one yeah yeah i wasn’t wearing a bolo
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no you weren’t you were wearing a regular you were in real time but yeah little nozzle topx i will literally
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get hair plugs and lasik surgery just despite all of you people and and
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forehead creases everyone has four you don’t have four head creases matt
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does that look like i have forehead creases well if you do
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me either oh yeah me either i’m forehead creases whatever
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so that brings us to i laughed for 15 minutes when i made
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that realization and the person on the other side of that text conversation that i did not include in that because i
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kareem i think it’s karine jean-pierre i know she’s he’s
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okay i wasn’t sure if it was karen or if it was karine um but karine jean-pierre
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uh she has taken over the podium from gensake because jen has decided to leave the
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podium to head on over to msnbc for an inflated
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wage job um making much more than she actually deserves
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she’s making i don’t know a male reporter at msnbc
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she’s making seventy percent of what rachel maddow makes um
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it’s funny because she’s not making anywhere near that rachel maddow makes a fortune um
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oh the wage gap strikes again so uh korean jean-pierre has taken over the podium uh has oh you
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already said that uh on her first day uh peter ducey
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uh who i will always think of his father um the greg ducey or
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stephen stephen stephen no steve ducey steve ducey yeah uh
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but peter ducey uh asked her uh hard-hitting questions that she didn’t know she would be getting
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for some reason uh even though she is the press secretary of the white house didn’t know she’d be asked
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questions so here’s uh here’s what led to this uh or you know tough questions i guess so
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uh i guess that day or the day before uh joe biden put out this
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the tweet came out um before saturday
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okay okay since saturday it’s been since saturday it’s been all buffalo
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stuff yeah it came out in friday yeah so earlier joe biden
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social media team put out this you want to bring down inflation
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let’s make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share
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yep you want to bring down the cost of things let’s increase
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the cost of producing them that’ll definitely work its way down to
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you the consumer that’s what he said there
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brought to you by sprout social we’re gonna charge them more so that they will charge less for their
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goods services brilliant plan part of the underwear gnome strategy of
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charge people more
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profit well no less profit yeah yeah inflation goes down inflation
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goes down yeah so peter ducey oddly enough was uh curious about this and so he went and asked
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someone that he thought might have an answer for some reason silly silly man how does raising taxes on corporations
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lower the cost of gas the cost of used car the cost of food for everyday americans
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prepare yourself this is so just get yourself in the mindset of
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like when you were in school and you got asked to give a report on something and you have no idea what it
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was about okay go look i think we encourage those who have done very well right especially
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those who care about climate change uh to support a fair attack tax code that doesn’t change that doesn’t charge
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manufacturers workers cops yeah she’s just a higher percentage yeah she’s
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gonna she’s literally just reading something which has nothing to do with it but i’ll
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let you know manufacturers workers cops builders a higher percentage of their earnings that
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the most fortunate people in our nation and not let this this that stand in the way of reducing energy costs and
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fighting this existential problem if you think about that as an example and to support basic collective bargaining
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rights as well right that’s also important but look it is you know by not
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if without having a fair tax code which is what i’m talking about then all
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like manufacturing workers cops you know it’s not fair for them to have to pay higher taxes than the folks that who are
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who are who are not paying taxes at all
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oh how does raising how does raising taxes on the wealthiest
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corporations bring down inflation cops energy collective bargaining agreements
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inflation goes down fairness no she never even said inflation she just said fairness
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fairness right now i agree and we’ve talked about this i agree that
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it’s not right that the wealthiest pay a lower many of the wealthiest pay a lower
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percentage of their overall income in taxes it should be zero as should everyone
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else’s and now it’s also not fair that and we’d probably agree uh i’ll ask her later
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when she’s done with this answer but uh i think she’d probably agree that we also shouldn’t be giving them trillions
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of dollars in corporate welfare or no i don’t know if she’d agree with that i think she’d just say that over
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again but she probably she so she i don’t think she would because i think that she would
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talk about why it’s important to give the corporate welfare and
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she would say no we need to do this because they have right because uh
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many low-income areas rely on jobs from those people and those people are
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protected by cops and that will help the energy sector um who also gets corporate
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welfare who in its center just yeah synergistic thousand points of light
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[Laughter] a thousand points a lie thousand points of light my last read my lips
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read thousand points of light so uh speaking of uh
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i guess well there’s probably a few things here that but yeah it’s it’s due to yeah
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performances yeah bad performances due to the abysmal earnings report so far this year over at
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netflix they’ve announced uh they’re going to lay off or they’ve laid off uh 150
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people uh last week with plans to lay off more in the coming weeks
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yeah but do you know who’s not getting laid off that’s right this guy
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wow i wonder how many of the people who left their job doing things at netflix to go
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outside during i guess their lunch break and wave
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signs saying cancel chappelle are now feeling awful or canceled
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themselves yes
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um instead of uh instead of being fired chappelle is
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actually coming out with another special which i’m certain that basically everybody knows
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uh because we all heard about it three weeks ago two weeks ago i don’t remember when that
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was yeah like two yeah two weeks he could yeah it was like two three weeks ago uh because somebody tried to attack
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him on stage well somebody i would say they successfully attacked him and then successfully definitely broken
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oh they succeeded at many things but one of them they did successfully attack him uh but not so much the um
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not being beaten half to death and then sent to the hospital
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thanks to buster rhymes right was it busta rhymes busta rhymes and jamie foxx yes
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i knew so i knew jamie foxx i didn’t know buster ramsey’s there yeah now who knew
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you know you got your your zombie apocalypse team that you’re setting up and you can only pick rappers and r b
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artists i do think i would have picked busta rhymes as one of the people on my
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team just because he’s a big guy and he’s pretty tough not sure i would have picked jamie foxx
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wearing a sheriff’s hat no no
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i’m gonna make a reference and i might be making the wrong reference but
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does that mean that busta had him all in check was that pasta yes that was busto yes
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okay good job you successfully made a hip-hop joke yes
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good job good job now speaking of
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getting beaten um wow yes i think speaking of getting beaten
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i’m not gonna finish the notes on those because i forgot to do this today madison cawthorne got beaten last night uh in his primary
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to for re-election in the north carolina congressional race um this comes after
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he as we reported reported he he outed the republican congress
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for having orgies and cocaine-fueled parties and they got mad at him and
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started a drift campaign of him in precarious situations yes the best
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way we can put that yes including
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oh yeah right in including things that if we were to show
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them on this show we would be demonetized and taken off of youtube immediately yes
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possibly photos from a cocaine-fueled orgy we
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very possibly we don’t know uh possibly don’t know but anyway what we do know is he’s not going to uh get reelected
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because he lost his primary and immediately announced that he was uh he had he had congratulated uh the guy who
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beat him and that everyone he actually did that before they called the race
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wow so then they already controlled his social media then yeah he he conceded before they uh
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before they called the race and so yeah it like it was like 20 minutes or 30
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minutes but he was just like just conceived i’m out so now he is free to go to all the
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cocaine-fueled same-sex orgies that he wants to and not
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worry about whether or not he will get reelected
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well good for him i’m proud of him and that will definitely freeze as a democrat
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that would be you want to talk about a plot twist he goes way way way now i’m a democrat
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and i’m gonna be a caricature of a democrat now instead of being a caricature of a republican
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which will allow me to continue wearing some of the stuff you’ve seen in these photos recently
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anyway uh so i don’t know if wearing is the right term for some of that
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um so we have a big announcement to make to everyone
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speaking of sponsors there is no good segue for this topic
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we’re just going to legitimately so this isn’t on our show notes but for anybody who knows what i’m talking about
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you’ll know immediately a video was put out by fort bragg airborne unit um
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and it was a psyop uh commercial essentially i i don’t know how else to
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explain what that was but um when i watched it
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when i watched it i thought about including it in the notes today and like doing a segment on it but uh there were
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other things that i wanted to cover and not take up too much time talking about
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silly things the government spends money on um more so than we already do uh but
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when i watch the video my first thought my very first thought was
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is dan smartz working for the state because it looks like
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it looks like something he would have made yeah yeah no it it’s i wanted to i i wrestled
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with whether to just put it on the like for us to play it and just sell it say we wouldn’t even have to put it in the
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notes just be like look at this insanity but i think we’d get a copyright strike because from the government i don’t so i
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don’t think i don’t think we would uh i was looking into that first and uh
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like they would let you download it and show it wherever you wanted do you want me to download it
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no i don’t watch am i afraid so do you remember when you were a kid
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and your parents maybe only my parents did this but i i think other people’s parents your
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parents would tell you you can’t listen to like rock music because it has backwards masking in it and it’ll make
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you like it tells you to like kill yourself or worship satan and so then like when you’re at your friend’s house
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and they’re playing mtv you start panicking and like running away because you don’t want to be told to kill yourself or
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worship satan up until that last part
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oh like i didn’t run away i was like yeah let’s hear this i want to know what it’s like to win
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i didn’t know i turned like no and then i turned 13. um yeah well so i have eventually my
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parents it was actually my dad he had to admit that like that’s not
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on mtv it was in records for the beatles or something like i don’t know anyway so uh
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well yeah if you played the white album backwards revolution number nine i think revolution number nine if you played that backwards it said uh turn me on
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dead man that’s not what i was told i was told that it says kill yourself and or
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worship satan like you had an option
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you could worship or kill yourself if you play
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uh my name is by eminem backwards it says i’m eminem
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none of these things are scary these i was told very very frightening things
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well yeah so like and that for some reason you’d want to because like if it’s backwards your
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brain’s like oh you’re bringing it backwards is right therefore i have to do the thing i it didn’t say the band
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was like the band kiss was like the epitome
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of uh of terrify of terrifying for parents like they were just like oh my god like
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this band is awful and now you hear them it’s like i wanna rock and roll yeah right and it’s
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like this is this is what was considered evil and they were like kiss stands for knights and satan’s service and if you
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play their music backwards it tells you to kill yourself and it’s
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the guys that are dressed up like a cat and uh he wants you to kill yourself
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so and it’s like the most like that like the music is like you know like
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upbeat and cheery but really they’re telling you kill yourself because that’s how we’re gonna sell
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albums is everyone listening to this killing themselves i wanna rock and roll all night
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and party everyday so anyway the point of all this is i’m afraid that’s going to happen if i play this army video
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yes like i legitimately think this army video wants you to worship satan and or
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kill yourself it is it is the most bizarre witchcrafty thing i have seen
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it look for any of my moving box out there for any for any of my movie buffs out there
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uh if you know the studio a24 they made like the witch and um
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the lighthouse and uh other really great movies that i can’t
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think of the name of right now uh it looks like something they would have produced and put out as a
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film a short film and the army just went we’re taking that and we’re we’re taking
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that put that and just at the end we’re putting join the army like after that
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so did you like that then you’re gonna love the army
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is it this army is just like that [ __ ] you just saw
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same thing same energy i don’t i don’t get it the guy painting his face like a clown in
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the middle of it and then it’s like cuts the trees and people are flashing it’s just like what is happening in this
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video yeah that’s honestly it’s my favorite thing the government’s ever put out
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i think that video was made to like set off like the the mental trigger for the
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manchurian candidate so whoever is going to be the next republican nominee is probably was was triggered by that thing
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it’s probably madison cawthorne and he’s now going to romp his way all the way to the
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white house so that he can i would say i would say roll still
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romping you can romp in a chair he says i
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wanna romp and roll all night
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so there were three mass shootings in the last week and if you can that’s not funny
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that is not funny no nope
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okay i’m good there were three mass shootings
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bad news everyone
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there were three mass shootings in the last week and if you can name uh all three good on you most can name one
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informed can name two masochists like me can name all three
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because i read the news i only saw the two yeah yeah
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um there are actually more by the time that i wrote these notes like i knew that there were three like over the
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weekend and then by the time i wrote these notes there was more uh but buffalo as we all know saw an 18 year
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old walk into a mall and shoot 13 people killing 10. uh orange county california saw a 68
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year old uh and accused of shooting six people at the irvine taiwanese
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presbyterian church and dallas saw a 36 year old shoot up a
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nail salon injuring three
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now all of these are travesties obviously
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like at no point do we yes
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i misread that yes they are travesties
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okay um i have no idea and our heart like in our
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and our hearts go out to the victims and their families um because at no point
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should this be a thing that really this should not be something that we are dealing with
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of course at no point um
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but it took absolutely no time for people to section themselves off and
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suddenly uh
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you had the thoughts and prayers people and then you had the we need to get rid of guns get rid of high capacity
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magazines we need to uh increase uh gun regulations uh like and it got sectioned
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off quickly and there have been new talking points in the gun control debate that have kind of been there but now
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they’re really starting to ramp up and the main ones are the great replacement
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theory and white supremacy
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now the great replacement theory is that immigrants and uh people of color
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coming to america and they will eventually overtake uh white people in numbers
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and yeah i yeah
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probably gonna happen because you know you can
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date and marry outside of your race so cool all right like you’re just gonna get
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you’re just gonna get eventually you’re just gonna get a bunch of uh mixed race babies that eventually it won’t matter
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anymore and cool across the board not just across just yeah across the board it’s not just white people are being
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replaced with biracial and multi-racial people
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everyone everyone right exactly everyone like everyone
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everyone also a little bit of a side note so white people are actually mixed
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race if you use the definition of race from like 200 years ago the vast majority of white people are like some
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mix of irish and scottish and french and
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uh scandinavian and german and anglo-saxon and and you know uh eastern european and
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you know uh and then maybe even some other things that you know are outside of europe but
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you can’t really tell because they’re most like me like where they’re mostly european but
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have other stuff that you can’t see like hebrew and egyptian that’s mixed race
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quote unquote but most people would look at me and say you’re a white guy so this is already a thing
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anyway so over the last few weeks biden
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has been attempting to reshape the narrative going into the midterm because uh when you have
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record gas prices inflation that’s the worst in 40 years and um
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abysmal pull out from afghanistan and uh so many other things going wrong stock
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market tanking you know all that kind of stuff you need to reshape the you need to reshape the narrative before the
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midterms hit and uh he’s been going out and saying things like maga is the most dangerous
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political movement in history
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which it’s not it’s not i don’t like them i don’t like most of them some like i like some of
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them i think they’re great but i think they’re great people but uh the most dangerous political
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movement in history he said that yeah no he said that
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because there are a couple others that were pretty rough
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he may have said american history i i didn’t fact check that when i wrote even still
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even so but i didn’t want people to jump to the nazis and i’m like oh you may have said american history but still yes you are right there are definitely worse
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there are definitely worse uh and then he upped the ante uh and started calling them ultra maga
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because he is the well his speech writers are the most original people on the face of the planet
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i know when i want to uh brand my opponents as being negative i
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add ultra to their phrase thereby making it sound like way cooler they should have
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instead of ultra gone with like turbo magga or totally tubular maga what
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and i know like i know that many podcasters and news people have said this uh you know more of the right wing
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newscasters have said this like why wouldn’t you just go with megatron
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like that right like that that that makes the most sense to me go with megatron and then
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you’re you you have the evil of megatron and it makes it seem bigger than it actually is
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and man you really missed i mean it still sounds kind of cool though
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like there’s a way to brand them without making them sound cool
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like ultra magga like and then donald trump’s already been like yeah we were we want ultra low
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taxes and ultra you know prosperity and ultra freedom like they they they’re selling ultra mega shirts already like
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it’s it’s what a terrible terrible thing now right he’s moved on from that terrible
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rebranding attempt uh and he’s now saying that white supremacy is a poison which by the way
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that’s not like breaking political theory like that’s pretty much the standard
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you’re gonna be hard-pressed to find someone who’s like yes white supremacy is good so anyway he’s calling it a poison
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go ahead and and to be fair when he says white supremacy is poison after branding magga
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is the most dangerous political movement in history and calling them ultra mega really he’s just
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repeating himself at this point to the left because the last like oh yeah
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because they all consider mega to be white supremacist and they think they’re poison so he’s just like oh yeah he’s
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repeating himself at this point yes yeah um so the democrats as a whole
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as the party teed off on gop leadership tuesday morning
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um three days after the shooting in buffalo saying republicans have not only embraced the racist conspiracy theory
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known as replacement theory that inspired the gunman but they’ve made it
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central to the gop brand
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it’s anti-semitic it is racist it is very destructive and it is a pillar of the current gop
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uh representative catherine clark out of massachusetts uh told reporters
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in the capitol now i don’t know how many people got a good
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look at the buffalo shooters manifesto
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because it wasn’t up long
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but that guy was anti-semitic that dude was really anti-semitic
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he would not have been a fan of my co-host or my fiance
55:51
are we still pretending that republicans are anti-semitic like i’m not a republican and i’m not
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i’m not a fan of i’m certainly not a fan of republican policies or conservative but like are we still doing this like i
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i’m not i are there anti-semitic republicans absolutely i’m not saying that they’re anti-semitic people but
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like as a whole are we still like the republican party bends over backwards to
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give the uh the authoritarian occupational army of
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israel whatever it wants in order to not seem anti-semitic and
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there are high-ranking jewish people throughout the republican party donald trump’s
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daughter is jewish in fact you know the difference between donald trump and a progressive jew
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donald trump has jewish grandkids so i’m having
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like like i i don’t
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like is this we’re still doing this like i i don’t i don’t there’s so many things to criticize the republican party for
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that they’re anti-semitic is that what we’re doing i do
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i i get like and it it makes no sense to me that the democrats
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are trying they’re attempting to paint the the republicans their main rival
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party as horrendous racists you know in the same month that you banned menthol cigarettes to protect
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black people because they can’t make those decisions on their own and your treasury secretary says
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it’s usually low income and often black who aren’t in a position to care for children so roe vs wage shouldn’t be
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overturned wow margaret sanger being channeled there yeah janet yellen and margaret sanger
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had a lot in common with that sentence but you know like obviously i’m not going to
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say that all republicans aren’t racist because no can’t say it i absolutely can’t say it however
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when you have those things going on uh you this is the party that is so against
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voter id because they don’t think that minorities can figure out how to get ids
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it
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you you have a look on your face of blankness no i was just i was reading ahead to the
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thing because this is what i was about to say anyway okay um
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so it’s like you have a party you have two parties both of them are going to have racist
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people in there you can’t paint one as racist and the other is not because both of them have it yep
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um but this is this is what they’re going to be hanging their hats on in november this i mean this and the
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abortion which is for low-income people and often black
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according to janet yellen not me
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wow a side note here if you want to hear a racist argument for abortion just find a
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mainstream democrat i mean i’m not again not playing the all democrats or racist
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where any of that’s like i’m not saying either party like again there are racists in every party and everything else but like
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especially older democrats will straight up just say something like well you know
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blacks can’t take care of their kids so they got to be able to abort them
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that’s i mean that’s the whole thing about uh voter id law their their excuse on voter id law is uh
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they’re like blacks minorities blacks can’t figure out how to get ids and it’s like
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wow that is that is unbelievably racist yeah
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that is humbly because i absolutely believe they know where the dmv is i think they have figured out how to get
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there most of the people that work at the dmv are black like this is not
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like what what yes yeah yes
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now the reason that most people outside of our very intelligent audience
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yes you of course can’t nate yeah uh can’t name another shooting in
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the last few days other than buffalo is because the others don’t fit the narrative the ms the
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mainstream media and democrats are trying to push
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orange county as we all know buffalo was committed by a white guy a young guy like 18.
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orange county shooting was conducted by an asian man on asians and the dallas
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shooting was committed by an african-american against asians
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those don’t fit the narrative although if you’re reading about these shootings
1:00:54
congruent with each other in one article they’ll say most of them targeted minorities and people of color
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but they don’t tell you who the shooters are and 66 percent of them yeah
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but that doesn’t keep the president from saying what happened here is simple and
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straightforward terrorism terrorism domestic terrorism violence inflicted in service of hate
1:01:23
and the vicious thirst of power that defines one group of being inherently uh sorry defines one group of
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being inherently inferior to any other group but he’s only saying that about
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buffalo he’s not saying that about the other uh no yeah about orange county
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or about dallas
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so many on the media have actually blame sorry many in politics have blamed uh
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the media social media the internet things like that for radicalizing people like the kid in buffalo who
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i don’t want to say his name because i don’t want to give him any press other than the kid in buffalo and i call him a kid because he’s 18.
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um which if you’ve read his manifesto if you’ve seen his manifesto he actually refers to
1:02:18
himself as being radicalized and he said that the internet radicalized me and i have read
1:02:26
many a manifesto in my life starting with the unabomber and going on from
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there and at no point has anybody referred to themselves as radicalized so
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i find it weird that that was the turn of phrase that he used
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yeah that is very weird right yeah
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he may just be an 18 year old kid saying the things that he he thinks you’re supposed to say
1:02:56
right but and like we most of it was ripped off from the guy
1:03:02
in new zealand that shot up the mosque what was that two years ago three years ago
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yeah two three three four years ago something like that oh so he basically copy pasta the new zealand shooter right
1:03:16
but then he threw in his own things about how the internet radicalized him which makes me
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question it um not that like i believe he did it i just
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yeah no you’re not saying it’s a false flag you’re just saying something sounds off about it yeah right
1:03:35
and then he thought it sounded right and i i it just it hit me wrong it hit me
1:03:40
wrong when i read it yeah but here’s the thing
1:03:47
let’s say it’s all as it appears this kid got radicalized on the internet became racist anti-semitic decided to
1:03:54
kill a bunch of people that’s an absolute travesty it is terrible um gun control would have done absolutely
1:03:59
nothing to stop it um but it would have been it’s terrible uh and we should try to find people who are becoming
1:04:06
radicalized and try to un-radicalize de-radicalize or prevent them from being radicalized so that this type of stuff
1:04:12
doesn’t happen that’s not going to come from trying to censor people from getting information just the opposite the more information is out there the
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more you can find the people that are being drawn to certain types of information and try to keep an eye on on
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them and all of that but the i don’t know as much about the third
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shooting uh the one of the the black man who who shot asians so i don’t know much about that but i do know about the one
1:04:37
with the chinese man who shot the taiwanese people and it’s interesting that that’s not being talked about
1:04:43
because the one with the chinese man shot the taiwanese people uh was a story
1:04:49
of he was actually a landlord who was attacked by a tenant who ended up suffering brain injury his mental health
1:04:55
declined very quickly quickly after that started having bouts of violent outbursts and uh and and cognitive loss
1:05:02
his wife leaves him everything starts falling apart in his life uh he apparently was blaming this on taiwanese
1:05:08
people and he ended up going to a um a church and a taiwanese church uh locking
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uh the doors chaining the doors and then opening fire and a man and i i don’t know his name offhand i’m gonna look it
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up uh um um uh he was very heroic that’s why i’m
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looking his name up um i thought you were looking up the shooter and i was like no no
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no uh dr john chang literally tackled this guy put himself
1:05:39
in the line of fire and was able to help subdue him with the help of others uh taking most of the fire himself uh he
1:05:47
ended up dying but thankfully no one else died as a result of his heroism so dr
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john chang is the exact kind of person uh that the more the type of people we need
1:05:57
in this world but the point of that is the reason that joe biden hasn’t talked about it the reason we haven’t heard
1:06:02
about it nearly as much on social media as we have about the buffalo shooting is it doesn’t fit the government and
1:06:08
corporate media narrative that the only way to stop evil white that for that
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shootings are a result of white racist violence and the only way to stop white
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racist violence is gun control even though neither one of those are true
1:06:25
right shootings happen because of people being violent has nothing to do with just one race over another in fact if
1:06:31
you want to get into the demographic demographics behind both shooters and their victims uh suddenly that narrative
1:06:37
goes away uh and then also uh gun control does nothing to stop violence the areas that have the most gun control
1:06:43
in the u.s are the areas that have the most gun violence and and the kid that’s in the kid that
1:06:50
was in buffalo he had been checked like he had been reported he’d been checked out by the fbi and
1:06:56
they didn’t do anything because they’re like nope nothing to worry about here let him go and then he
1:07:02
did the guy in uh the guy in dallas um he didn’t get caught when it happened he
1:07:08
didn’t kill anybody he injured three people but he didn’t kill anybody um and
1:07:15
it turned out that apparently he dated an asian woman who
1:07:21
did him wrong and he decided that he hated asians from then on and his
1:07:28
girlfriend said that yes he has a problem with asian women or he has a problem with asians so i’m not surprised
1:07:34
that he did this so did hate was hate involved in that yes it was
1:07:40
is hate a terrible thing yes it is can you stop hate no you cannot uh what you can do is have an armed populist that
1:07:46
can fight back because as scott henry says gun control causes shootings because that leads to a more unarmed
1:07:53
populace you know we talk about it all the time on this show uh gun-free zone or an area that doesn’t have guns just
1:08:00
means more fish in a larger barrel that’s all that means it means more mass shootings um
1:08:05
so uh yeah see it’s it’s very
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i saw somebody in the comments say that he said something about being a left-wing authoritarian as authoritarian
1:08:16
in his manifesto and i don’t know if he actually used the word authoritarian in the manifesto i
1:08:23
don’t remember off the top of my head but he does refer to himself as left-wing and he was much more of a
1:08:29
socialist communist mindset so yeah he was more of a uh
1:08:37
left wing authoritarian um
1:08:42
and he just was like nope i don’t want to deplete the bloodlines i guess is the best way
1:08:49
to put that and i’m just going to do what i can here but the fact that he
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he live streamed it on twitch he live streamed it on twitch he was going for likes he was going for clicks
1:09:01
he wanted to become famous i don’t think he
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i don’t know if he believed what he actually is saying he believed or if he just wanted to become famous like the
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guy in new zealand
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it could possibly have been that it could have possibly been that well he definitely got his wish not here though
1:09:30
because we’re not going to say his name and and we’re going to say that we don’t need to have
1:09:36
destructive policies i have done so well i don’t even know his name i don’t either i don’t either
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i intentionally like don’t learn the names of these shooters i try to learn the names of if there was a hero
1:09:49
involved or you know victims and things like that i think the less we talk about these people the less copycatting we get we
1:09:56
should be promoting the heroes the people that fought back the people that shot back the people that tackled the shooter the people that helped people
1:10:03
get away that’s who we should talk about um so that instead of copycat shootings we have copycat heroism
1:10:09
that’s what i think joe hanouch said he apparently was going to kill himself but didn’t
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but do you know who did
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vicky white the prison guard from i want to say alabama
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yes is that in the notes no oh i just like i thought of it when he
1:10:34
said kill himself uh vicky white did kill herself she did kill herself yes uh after
1:10:42
helping she was one day from retirement and helped that guy escape prison
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no went out that was her retirement day she was like it wasn’t her retirement never come back yeah
1:10:56
well she had to train she was doing the transport yeah she left to do the that was she was
1:11:04
not do she left and that would that was her day
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okay yeah i thought she had one day after that but yeah she said that was that was her day
1:11:15
because she was not she knew that she had to do it that day that day because she wasn’t coming back vicki white retirement you might be right no
1:11:22
i’m curious fire losing pension yeah she uh ended up
1:11:29
going on the lamb with this guy who obviously he was thinking i get out of prison for a little while if they catch
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us i just go back and she didn’t think it out at all no and then
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she woke up she she woke up uh having to run from
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the police and then when they wrecked their car she said well i’m not going to jail
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and she like bought multiple vehicles so that they could escape like uh yeah
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that that one was crazy that’s going to be a movie of the week real soon or it’s going to be like a
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hulu uh it’s going to be a hulu special in the next six months
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i just i it that isn’t it’s it’s it’s wild
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uh yeah so matt if someone were to try to find us
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on the internet is that possible and if so how it is possible
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god are we still gonna do this in the non-life like when would we do it this usually takes five minutes
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did you do that no he said i can taste your frustration
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he can also take your child and rub the child put the child’s head under the pool
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water and rub it up against his leg hairs his legs
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to make them stand up [Music] he said that too
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well that is you can finish
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oh i was just saying that’s fantastic so tomorrow uh there is no writer’s block because we are going to be doing
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the muddy zoom and then on friday
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on friday the uh
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19th right no yeah on the 20th on the 20th
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i don’t know if jason has anybody because it says get cancelled and rescheduled
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right on top of each other so i don’t know if he has anybody so there’s a chance that jason lyon and shane hazel
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are going to be talking about deregulated markets and if not and they’re having a great weekend
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you