Episode 235 – Biden Is Gaffing His Way Into WWII

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got to be able to take abuse you got to be able to have people talk crazy about you in this business you got to be able
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to have people disrespecting you you gotta smile and you pretend like that’s okay
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denzel said to me a few minutes ago he said at your highest moment that’s when the devil comes for you i’m here
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and now matt wright and spike cohen
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fantastic i don’t know what just happened no
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did you hear that yeah i did but twice
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why is that happening that is so sad audio problems with the
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money water with the muddy waters that’s weird that’s how i’m just slightly over half of this screen
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good morning good afternoon or good evening and welcome to the vanguard for spike otis parting of the reading c
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cohen i am matt wright and together we are traversing the muddy waters up freedom hey folks thanks so much for tuning in
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so how did your weekend go my weekend was good my weekend was good we had a little barbecue we
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cooked out and we uh hung out we uh got older
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wow is that is that where we are in life right now how how are you doing well i’m older than i was when we last spoke
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but it was literally though i am older than i was the last time we spoke i mean that’s true even now true every
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year but it’s like i got the official like i passed the milestone oh that’s right it
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was your birthday yeah you are baby four year i’m actually a year old yes
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see this is the problem i know when your birthday is and i even wish you a happy birthday but it was a happy belated
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birthday because your birthday falls the day before our wedding anniversary so it was a big
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so our marriage got older the last time we died yep but no more no less fresh
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and no less joyous and loving of course but just older but in the way that a wine ages and
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becomes better over time and like a cheese a cheese that’s meant to age
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up until a certain point where all of the good stuff just goes to the bottom and it just begins to taste like vinegar
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or mold uh but there are many wines where it takes much longer
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for that to happen we’ll have died long before that happens
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gotta find out what kind of wine we are crab anyway keep your name out your mouth
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anyway uh we’re um oh man
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i would rather take a slap from you than will smith you know i i saw a meme that showed an
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alternate universe where it had been the rock that was hosting and told that joke and will’s just like laughing like
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joyously and not getting up um i thought that was funny
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i’ll be well i’ll be well i’ll be batting like nine eight nine
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nine nine okay so uh it’s impossible for me to bat a thousand
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but from this moment forward one point zero zero zero zero
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anyway uh so uh but if if you what were we talking about the tumblers yes the tumblers uh the tumblers the tumblers uh
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they’re gonna have to get one of those inflatable dolls this is yeah a wacky wavy inflatable arm guy um
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yeah so yeah no my uh weekend weekend was good and uh happy birthday thank you thank you
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i really appreciate it the heartfelt
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heartfelt and very meaningful birthday message that you sent me the message that only a brother could
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send to a brother hey happy belated birthday that was
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pretty much what i said i i think you have one word too many in there
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i didn’t even say hey i don’t i don’t think hold on now i gotta now i’m curious as
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to what i sent you i think i at least put man in there no let me see one of them out right
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i’m in the wrong thing uh matt wright i said literally happy holy [ __ ]
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[Laughter] the heartfelt message from spread only
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could come from a brother that could only come from a brother hey happy belated birthday
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to which i think you responded hey happy anniversary uh so yes so uh and uh my birthday or my
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the birthday of my wedding had happened as well uh 12 years of pure
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wedded bliss 12 years young 12 years young and getting younger
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literally younger every day the benjamin is because it looks like you’ve been doing skincare
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routines because your skin’s looking much better than it did when you first started co-hosting three years ago yes so yes
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first started co-hosting and also um i look better than i did i look older
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but i look better than i did i don’t know if you look older really
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i mean just getting white you see now you’re just being trying to flatter me i have literally it also could be because
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and this is going to be shocking to people who watch us regularly the quality of this program has gone up
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so much you actually look younger just because of better better lighting and like better better lighting and better
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quality cameras and stuff as compared to what we were doing that’s probably three years ago yes
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i look younger in 4k as opposed to 360p 360p
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360p speaking of 360p there are 360 times
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starter pack today change your life with mud water right so this isn’t in the notes but i feel as
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though it’s necessary to say and i don’t know why um each year
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the earth spends unless you’re jack casey in which case it doesn’t remember
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but each year the earth spins 131
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400 degrees these are lies from nasa these are lives from nasa 131 400
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degrees which means that in the over the course of the entire year you will
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travel if you sat perfectly still you would still travel nine
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hang on i texted this to somebody earlier today and they just texted me sending all of that back 9 million
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66 600 miles had you not like if i sat in this chair for 365 days
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that’s how far i would travel without ever actually moving now
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which is a lot so the more you live obviously the more mileage you’re gonna rake in however if you do not move for
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an entire year you have traveled
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69 miles
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nice i don’t know what to do i don’t get it that’s just a fact that is a fact every
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hour if you are not moving you go 69 every hour nice every hour
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nice now tell me there isn’t a god check me humor
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yes checkmate atheists anyway uh speaking of uh
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starting to believe there isn’t a god hey folks remember when joe manchin was the acting president of the united
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states saying he didn’t want new spending without having a way to pay for it and whatnot and what forth how’s that going
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matt well anybody who has been paying attention to joe manchin for the last
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we’ll call it 12-ish years um and has been like hey you know what this
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guy’s a democrat but at least he seems to have his head on right you might remember when he said in a debate
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i can’t look the people in west virginia in the eye and ask them to pay a penny more until i know we’re running this
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government efficiently which is a sound fiscal policy for uh anybody in
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government like that that is the sort of statement you want to hear from a politician
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yeah well the definition of efficiency
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must have changed
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because according to axios manchin has outlined a revised buildback
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better legislation that will focus on climate change prescription drug prices and deficit
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reduction he’s outlined a deal that includes roughly 500 billion for climate change
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and one trillion in new revenue theft revenue means you get charged more
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right revenue means taxes for the people in yorba linda california and if you get that reference
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i know what you did between 12 o’clock and 3 o’clock most weekdays um
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last year the government
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collected 4.05 trillion dollars in
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taxes and mansion is suggesting yet another trillion be collected in taxes
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so because he stated i can’t look the people of west virginia in the eye in the in the eye and ask them to pay a
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penny more until i know we’re running this government officially [Music] efficiently the extra taxes must mean
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that we as a nation have finally figured out how to run this government more efficiently
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right of course i would assume as much right i mean that’s the only thing that really makes sense but since last year
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i can’t imagine a politician lying to you lying
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but since last year the federal government spent 6.82 trillion on the
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4.05 that they brought in i would have to think that no
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we are not running more efficiently and joe manchin is a lie in fact
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i think that what this means is that he doesn’t plan on looking anyone in west virginia in the eyes
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i can’t i think he’ll be like like just looking at where he’s technically making texas oh okay hi where do you live west
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virginia no i’m sorry sorry i can’t look you in the eye well he just said he can’t look him in
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the eye and say that so he’s just not going to say that and
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and ask them to pick yeah that’s true i mean they just want to ask him questions it’s not like they ask us to pay they
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just tell us to pay so this was actually a bit of chicanery on his part at no point did he ever have
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to ask anyone to pay anything so we got a super chat
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we got a separate super chat from ls420 stoner
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that’s where i came up with i had to say the 69 thing because i saw the 420. um
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he or she i don’t want to miss gender uh in this current what’s that
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they what they they they say in this this person
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in this current environment is there any chance for a libertarian candidate to get in office and work to make us into a
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freer society again at present everything looks hopeless now ls420 stoner yes it is possible for that to
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happen maybe not in the way that you are currently thinking yep
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yep exactly but yes it can happen at the local level uh it’s happening all over the nation uh lots of people in
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pennsylvania have been elected people tons of people here in florida have been elected south carolina
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well not so much but it is happening all over the nation
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um and because people will begin to see that yes libertarians in office have a chance
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to make things better in their improving communities locally they’ll start getting
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better chances to move up and they’ll get into their state houses state senate state legislatures whatever you have in
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your state i don’t know where you are from um and then from there you’ll get into congress and yada yada it’s it’s
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it’s a long game and we are literally at the beginning of it and it is a long game and a long long
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long slog that we are finally actually participating in as a party instead of
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just saying wow we’re going to end the fed we’re going to end the wars and all this stuff and having absolutely no blueprint to do so for decades and
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almost accidentally winning elections despite ourselves at the local level we now are actually focusing on doing that
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um but we’re just getting started there with there there needs to be a much earlier buy-in um
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than inviting people to join the party and vote for even local candidates we need
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an earlier buy-in that involves encouraging people to join us on single issue local activism on things we
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already agree on and that’s what i’m going to be doing with the organization i’m starting uh in just a week or so
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called you are the power that’s going to be doing exactly that and much more details to come very soon
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um but yes we libertarians are already winning uh we are about to ramp that up to a completely different level and more
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importantly we’re going to change the culture because it doesn’t matter who gets
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elected if the people still want the status quo and the thing is most people despite
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their complaining most voters want some approximation of this status quo they
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think it needs tweaking even though they recognize it’s a total mess they don’t realize that the problem is the
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structure from the beginning and the assumption between government and the people from the beginning we’re going to be working on that as well so yes um
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yes thank you for the question and thank you for the 10 minutes from alabama oh alabama uh in alabama uh you have um uh
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you have some incredible people that are running for office there uh you have uh isn’t that where um
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jonathan reels oh yeah john johnson reels yeah is he for he’s from alabama he lives out in
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dothian alabama yeah jonathan alabama yeah yeah he is running for office and i’m looking it up i believe it’s the
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third district um hold on one second uh i think it’s the third district of cong of
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congress there um oh district two it’s uh uh he’s running for congress for
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district two uh you’ve got um you’ve got ruth page nelson as their
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lieutenant governor candidate that’s really exciting because she’s in a two-way race the democrats aren’t
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running anyone and she is a she is a very very strong libertarian and very very active in her
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community uh and she’s also african-american and in alabama if you are an african-american running at the
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statewide level uh that’s because of the demographics here in alabama that’s about 35 of the vote right there um
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right off the bat um just by existing as as a person uh of color um
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so that’s that’s an incredible race to watch we got porsha shepard running in the state senate and the 23rd district
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richard bendenson state senate 24 ron bishop public service commission
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district one lady lachine is running for state auditor laura lane is serving in
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public service running in public service committee commission danny wilson is one of my favorite people he is
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i people say i’m very good at messaging but i’m also very verbose i will talk for several minutes about something and
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get everyone all fired up danny wilson if people say i talk a lot it’s weird uh
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and and danny wilson is able to get people excited
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with like six words it’s the craziest thing to watch we just
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did a uh a panel together uh last month uh about a month ago actually uh
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the end of the last month about um cannabis legalization and decriminalization and cannabis in
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general there’s a bunch of different people uh including me and danny and i would say something and i talked for like two three minutes straight and
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everyone be cheering and then danny would be like he’d say eight words he’d say an eight word sentence
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and get the same applause as me and i’m like oh wow that’s so much easier my throat i wouldn’t deal with sore
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throats and stuff so he’s incredible he’s running for state senate 19. i’ve already said more about his campaign
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than he has put it that way just now like that’s how incredible he is to just i watched him danny wilson i watched him
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convert someone from democrat to libertarian with i think 12 words
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he said he was running for state senate it was in her district she said what’s your position on the second amendment
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and he said every law is an infringement and she said what do you think about abortion
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rights and he said how do you put it oh none of the government’s business
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and she went give me your ballot petition and also give me your some of your stuff because i’m going to vote for you some of your like uh materials
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because i’m gonna vote for you that’s how good he is so he’s someone if you go to lpalabama.org
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um ls420 stoner and everyone else if you go to lpalabama.org you can uh go to where
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it says who we are you can click on candidates and see everyone running there there are some incredible people running some awesome campaigns that’s
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one of my favorite states with the candidates that they’re running um so
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yes yes yes so speaking of
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well there’s zero segway jenny thomas
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speaking of a totally different subject entirely completely different there’s no segway from one to the other uh
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virginia thomas also known as jenny thomas the wife of supreme court justice
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clarence thomas who just got out of the hospital um has found herself and by
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extension her husband in a bit of hot water
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uh jenny thomas had text messages revealed with former
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chief of staff mark meadows urging him to help overturn the 2020 election
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she may be subpoenaed by liz cheney to testify
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at the january 6 committee in congress
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however this has caused ill hand omar amy
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klobuchar ron wyden cory booker and others to
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call for clarence thomas to be anywhere between
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i’ve called for clarence thomas to anywhere between recuse himself to being impeached
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what’s the mechanism for is there even a mechanism for impeaching a supreme court justice
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i don’t i’m assuming it’s very similar to i don’t
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i don’t think anything’s laid out but i think that they like because i’ve heard
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them talk about this before in the past so i there has to be something that they don’t know so yes there actually has been um uh the
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constitution weights worded shall hold their justices shall hold their offices during good behavior um
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they can only be removed by impeachment uh there is only one that has ever been impeached um
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and that was justice associate justice samuel chase in 1805. it doesn’t say whether he was actually removed or if he
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were uh or or whether he was removed
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but that brings up a very interesting point
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matt about why he would be impeached and i will admit
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that there could be an argument made or at least a discussion had on whether or not he should recuse himself from
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certain cases agreed but
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the people who are calling for impeachment are asking
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for a man to be impeached
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for not telling his wife what or what not to say yeah or think
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literally literally they want to impeach him remove him from
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his position because his wife did something and he didn’t say hey shut up
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he didn’t say don’t say that don’t say that also we’re suppose i mean
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he was a supposed to know every single thing she thinks and says which on something like this it was probably he
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probably knew her opinion on this but he didn’t necessarily know she was texting chiefs of staff and things like that but
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even if he did he was supposed to be impeached for not saying hey woman
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get why are you wearing shoes and not pregnant well she’s 70.
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i get okay that’s fair yeah okay yeah yeah because of the biology but but but but i don’t mean you need to be wearing
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shoes there yeah you don’t need to be wearing shoes and coming up with these new tangled
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ideas and talking to people yeah talking to people another man you’re talking to men
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where’s your hijab or you’re burka not just a hijab full-on
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why are you showing your face out there a woman i mean granted you’re well past
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birthing age but i don’t mean you can’t still be in the kitchen and whatnot
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right that’s my clarence thomas impersonation sounds just like him yeah
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and now justice clarence thomas would like to say something well i think i mean call me i might be just an old
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country bumpkin but i think where is he from
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he is from no hold on i know i believe he’s i’m
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looking it up right now he is from
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he grew up in the jim crow south um so i knew that i wasn’t sure where or
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pinpoint georgia pinpoint now as an old old chunk of coal
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from pinpoint georgia i can tell you that back in my day
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when a jew said something we didn’t take too kindly to it
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he says this a lot because there are like several jews on the supreme court and we didn’t know what they used to
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think about catholics i don’t think there are anymore no there’s uh what’s her name um
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kagan oh is she josh yeah and if you look at sotomayor like
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real closely like look at her
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i would lose that bet 100 times out of a hundred
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just look in her eyes i don’t want to look
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if i heard the supreme
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if i heard court thomas say that sentence the words coming out of his mouth
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would be less shocking than the fact that he put together that many words
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oh that’s true yes yeah and spoke them out like i i believe that
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he is a very intelligent person who uh has every ability to string together a
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sentence um but he is very well known for not speaking
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yes he is he is the uh uh um he’s he’s the danny wilson of uh of the
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supreme court he he says very few words um although i will say i mean the last couple years last few years we’ve talked
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about it he has gotten i mean it used to be said nothing nothing in court or he would ask like any question
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or something but in the last few years he has gotten a little bit more verbose but still one of the less outspoken
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members of last year supreme court i think he spoke more times last session
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not the one that is going on right now but the 20
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20 20 to 2021 session i think he said more things in that session
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than every session since 1991 or 90 or whatever was that he came
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in combined yeah that sounds about right another
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reason so democrats want uh
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black men from the south to tell their wives what to say and think
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and if they don’t they should be impeached
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it’s just an incredible time to be alive like you said there is a lot of argument to be made about him being recusing
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himself from certain cases i i absolutely
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yeah definitely at least a discussion about that impeaching the man because his wife said something and he let her
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i would just i’d love to hear the impeachment hearings you know of of you know having corey booker saying uh and
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then she said this did you know and and you know the supreme court well yes i i did or no i’m sorry i’m i’m not
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i’m not doing as well well yes i i i i did hear that she had done that that’s
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claire’s thomas and then cory booker who i don’t have an impersonation for and don’t want to make one now because i
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don’t want to offend people uh cory booker saying and you didn’t beat her
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in a closet or something to keep her from talking you you didn’t cut off her cell phone
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service and cut off her say these things you didn’t put her in a panic room you didn’t punish her for any of the things
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that she did that’s great yes i am so proud right now
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and nobody can take this pride away from me
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the fact that you didn’t punish your wife your wife
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is just saying things you just got a woman saying things i would love to see cory booker say that
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in an opinion of all of them specifically cory booker
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not ron wyden or amy klobuchar i could actually see any clone bashar saying that uh but cory booker i want to see
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cory booker make the case for shut your wife up 2022.
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speaking of things that aren’t ever going to happen the u.s house is poised to pass
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legislation you don’t think this is going to wait before we you don’t think this is going to happen
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i don’t think it’s going to happen because of this i think let me afraid i think it will happen you you really you think it’s
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going to this is you know what let’s we’ll talk about this again and then we’re going to we’re going to do one of our friendly uh friendly uh predictions
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here prediction contest here on this because i don’t i’m not sure i don’t think so
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so back in uh early 20 early 2020 um i said
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and i was wrong but i said i think that if the election is close
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that trump will sign an executive order doing this that we’re about to talk about and i
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believe i could push with you you did you did and he didn’t do it and he didn’t i think and it probably i
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think they are where we are right is that had he done that i would think
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i think he would have won he would won i think he would have won so anyway the how the house is poised to
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pass legislation this week that would legalize marijuana federally it will pass the house
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yes it will pass the house that is not anything that we are going to debate
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about in just a few minutes yeah no it’s already similar measures have already passed in the past it will pass the
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house right this will pass the house but the bill legalizing oh yeah it’s not even going to be close
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yeah because so many like you’re going to get a ton of republicans voting for too they’re just like let’s get let’s end it let’s end this let’s end this uh
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the bill legalizing marijuana has a mere uniform support among democrats and a
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top ally in chuck schumer who has been aiming to introduce similar measure this spring
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um this is where
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spike may disagree with what i wrote but uh joe biden will sign this i agree with that
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joe biden if he gets on his desk he will sign it yeah which because he won’t know what he’s signing but
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what’s this it says it says you get cookies tomorrow i like cookies can i get chocolate ice cream with that
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too ice cream with my cookies yeah and it will be just ironically hilarious
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that joe biden the man in 2019 said that marijuana is a gateway
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drug and shouldn’t be legal will be the president that signs legalization it’s going to be absolutely ironically
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hilarious and marijuana will be federally legal in the united states
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in time for the midterms yeah and the democrats will run 100 on we
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gave you weed we we gave you weed inflation ah don’t worry about it food
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shortages look i understand munchies i get it i get it but me you got wheat
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back into the weed yes they’ll play it back into the week i know how you weed people like we like food to be cheap
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right gas prices please you’re not going anywhere you have netflix you’re gonna
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sit there and you’re gonna get some i wish i knew the name of weeds because i would say one here and you’re gonna be
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sitting there with your indica in the couch watching netflix for 14 hours
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because you somehow haven’t seen ozark yet and you’re gonna watch all five four seasons in a bid however many seasons
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there are of it all in a row you’re not going anywhere you don’t need to worry about gas prices we gave you weed
50:51
these are the people who responded to legitimate questions about not being able to afford gas by telling people to
50:58
use gas buddy they are a hundred percent gonna say that legalizing weed will make
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people drive less and stay home more that will be said maybe not by biden or
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by uh harris uh jensaki i can see her saying it
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i can see jensaki saying that to me yes but someone in either the white house or in
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leadership in the democratic party is off the cuff if nothing else going to say oh you know more people are smoking
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weed there’s going certain congress and they won’t miss this out of new york
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who one hundred percent will say those exact words
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yes ozark is fantastic it’s uh the uh josh umba asks is those are good ozark
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is so amazing and the final part of season four comes out next month
51:54
um and i can’t wait and i am planning seven hours of doing nothing that day
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because i’m going to watch ozark and the dogs may not go to the bathroom because
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i’m not gonna get up just in time for the uh federal government to
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to legalize uh legalizing now i this this is not i don’t believe i
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think and i i think you agree with me i mean the two things i believe that are going to happen in 2022 is libertarians
52:22
are going to win uh are going to break our previous record for the most number of elections won uh but they’re going to
52:29
be almost entirely at the local level if not entirely at the local level at the state and federal level i think we’re
52:35
going to see a red wave we’re going to see that i’m you know we i’m sick of republicans i’m voting democrat and then
52:40
the blues wave happens i think we’re now in that cycle of i’m sick of the democrats i’m voting republican and the
52:46
red wave comes in that sort of endless tied back and forth um this may slow that wave a little
52:54
right like this is not going to stop it but this will be the proverbial finger in the dike for the democrats
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which you’re not going to see that on the republicans um but this is going to be the proverbial
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finger in the dike that will slow it a little bit but it’s still going to you’re still going to get so much of it
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coming out like it’s it’s gonna be brutal for the democrats but this is going to save them a few key seats
53:20
the entire purpose of you adding this segment was to be able to say finger in the dike twice yes it was
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okay all right now i just wanted to establish that between us and for our our listeners and and watchers um
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yeah i i it’s not offensive it’s not offensive it’s a literal thing it’s a literal thing it’s a
53:40
literal right in the old yep there’s there’s the old there’s the dutch boy
53:46
he did it the old duchy
53:52
so uh going no okay so now predictions you you you believe this is going to that it’s going to pass the
53:58
house it’s going to pass the senate they’re going to reconcile it into something that’s a bill that joe biden will sign
54:04
before the end of the year i don’t even think they’re going to they’re not yeah i don’t think that they are going
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to need kamala harris to be a tiebreaker in this okay i think you’re going to have uh at least two republicans if not
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four or five that are going to vote for it in the senate it’s going to pass the house because you’re going to get pretty
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much every democrat voting for it and then it’s going to end up on joe biden’s desk and they are going to say if we
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want to have any shot in the midterms you’re signing this and he’s going to say what is it and they’re going to say it’s build back better and he’s going to
54:35
be like oh yeah we changed the name and it’s like yeah it’s now
54:40
what ma marriage that just means killed back better in spanish i think
54:47
i think the bill actually i didn’t put this in the notes i should have but um i think the bill is actually called like a
54:53
crime bell because it’s supposed to help reduce crime i mean it it would
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it would it 100 would but he’ll just see crime on it and he’ll be like bill
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2022 signed crime mills um so i will say this if the democrats have
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any intelligence they will do this because they’ll be able to say after
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this long nightmare of the war on weed and all the damage it’s caused we have finally ended it you know we are doing
55:24
like when they you know uh uh legal finally legalized alcohol uh and not a moment too soon and then they can also
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run on you know uh ancillary stuff outside of it freeing the people that are in jail for uh weed offenses uh
55:38
probably passing you know government programs to help the people that are out now and i i can see how they would why
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and they should do it both from their platform and for political realities i’ve watched them
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i’ve watched them not do this so many times when every single time it would have been a
55:57
no-brainer to do i’ve watched the republicans you know we talked about donald trump that should have been a no-brainer for him to to to pass uh an
56:05
executive order um because he wasn’t gonna get anything through a split congress during the election he could
56:10
have passed an executive order or ordering the fda to deschedule uh cannabis or reschedule it um
56:17
but i could you imagine him trying to feel like this imagine donald trump
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the the bane of the left’s existence yeah in 2020 putting something in front
56:29
of congress to legalize weed and the democrats voting no
56:35
yeah which why it which is again why it would have been a smart thing for him to do and for him to do that first and say
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well because the democrats insist on continuing to put people in prison for for a plant i’m gonna just order the fda
56:48
to deschedule it who’s gonna argue with him against that right
56:54
and yet he didn’t do it i just i feel like this is lucy with the football i think that if cannabis is ever legalized
57:00
at the federal level i think it’s going to be so far it’s going to be after like almost every state if not every state
57:06
has nullified it and it just doesn’t even mean anything anymore i hope i’m wrong i hope you’re right i hope that
57:12
sounds you know like the way that i see it is they’re still gonna say states can make it illegal if they want to but this
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is back in 1971 i think back in 1971 richard nixon uh
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made it where 71 72 something like that yeah yeah it made it where 18 year olders could vote and they call it like
57:33
uh waving the red flag um and he was like hey look i let you guys vote vote for me and kids did in historic numbers
57:41
voted for nixon because he let them vote they are hoping for the same kind of
57:46
return here because they know this is the only thing they have they have nothing else to run on
57:52
nothing else to run on you have zero argument from me that
57:58
not only is this the right thing to do but it makes perfect political sense for the democrats to do it just like it made
58:04
perfect political sense for the republicans to do it i have just learned that i mean you want to talk about addicted
58:10
to bad ideas government and its main political parties routinely do the dumbest [ __ ] on
58:17
earth so it’s not that i disagree with any of the bases behind why you think
58:22
this is going to happen i just think they’re that [ __ ] stupid now i understand that too however yeah
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however allow me just to uh spin out a little bit here on this okay
58:33
phillip morris philip morris and rj reynolds and blah blah blah all the tobacco companies have been taking hit
58:40
after hit after hit with the lawsuits and more and more people not smoking like they’ve gotten a huge like they’ve
58:45
gotten a boost from the vaping industry because basically they’re the only people who can put out vaping products
58:51
because they’re the only people have money to do it after what the fda passed um the barrier to entry but
58:57
they have already started growing weed places like they have marijuana farms
59:04
they’re not going to be fighting against this anymore oh no no no no there is not going to be
59:09
fighting the only lobby that is left that is fighting for this is the police prison lobby like the
59:17
the police prison industrial complex is fighting for this just because it’s a way for them to raise revenue and throw
59:23
people in prison like that that’s all that’s left that also happens to be arguably one of the most unpopular
59:30
lobbies major lobbies in the us right now it’s one of the biggest but it’s also one of the most unpopular the only
59:36
reason i think this will continue to to be illegal at the federal level is because of that lobby despite the
59:43
massive amounts of voter input across the political spectrum in every age group and every racial demographic and
59:49
every geographic demographic everyone is saying at least a simple majority and sometimes
59:54
near unanimous group of people are saying make this legal i i don’t know
1:00:00
maybe it’s pessimism i’ve just it’s like lucy with the football thing so but but it could it could very well happen
1:00:08
here’s what here’s what i believe is going to happen with that specific lobby um
1:00:15
they are going to pass it federally but they’re going to put absolutely zero restrictions on duis on it
1:00:24
so if you get pulled over and they’re like oh well we think you were under the influence and then they test you and you find out you had weed in your system
1:00:30
even if it was from three days ago and they don’t yeah yeah you still get the dui
1:00:35
so they’re still going to be able to get the revenue
1:00:41
and that’s going to fall and then they’ll say well no that falls on the states the states have to pass that that’s not us okay all right no like i
1:00:47
said i i i can see it i can see that the argument that it might happen we’ll see i’m trying to figure out how to ban this
1:00:53
person hold on which one this uh it’s some uh spammer that just
1:00:59
keeps but facebook is filtering it out in the comments because it’s obvious spam okay i blocked her all right all right it’s
1:01:06
it’s some someone that wants to let you know about incredible investment opportunities anyway uh so
1:01:13
we’ll see i mean this is one of those things you’re you’re saying you think it’s gonna happen i’m saying it isn’t we’re gonna we’ll find out by
1:01:20
we’ll find out i i and i agreed with you with the trump one i i
1:01:25
hope you’re right i hope i’m wrong i usually hope that when i make predictions about government someone
1:01:31
disagrees with me i usually hope they’re right uh because i’m usually taking the pretty pessimistic uh this is the only time that i have
1:01:37
been like this is gonna happen like this yep there is not a path for this where it doesn’t happen uh ls420 stoner thank you
1:01:44
for uh giving us more money we’re a real one uh and
1:01:50
they they say another question i’ve got to go soon but i’ve got one more question are you
1:01:55
all afraid of rogue government guys uh taking out libertarians like y’all
1:02:02
with 3 a.m visits uh no no no i mean right now we don’t we
1:02:07
aren’t making the waves for them to bother doing that right all right and by the time
1:02:12
my fiance is a jewish woman um i’m much more afraid of her taking me out at 3am
1:02:19
for her cooking to be taking me out at literally any time
1:02:25
rest in peace uh i will uh i i think by the time that we have
1:02:31
grown to a point where it’s worth doing cointelpro on non stuff on us
1:02:37
i think it’ll be too late i i think that one thing that government has done
1:02:42
is uh demonstrated their inability to to catch trends uh before they happen
1:02:50
um plot twist ls420 stoner is a fed he’s a fed boy and he’s coming
1:02:57
to both of our houses tonight at 3am um and he’s just asking that’s always nice nice um do you think it’s gonna
1:03:04
happen no i don’t think it’s gonna happen no okay well good see you tonight um and like derek said there is not really
1:03:11
rogue government guys it’s legitimate it’s it’s just government like it’s funny you know people talk about you
1:03:17
know uh bad actors in government or the deep state or things like that it’s really that’s all just the state
1:03:23
like it’s just the government uh in general but no i i personally
1:03:28
think uh um i i think that uh i i i think that it’s
1:03:34
gonna be more i like uh adam wags has a theory i think he’s go he thinks it’s gonna be changed to schedule cannabis
1:03:40
will be changed to schedule three before the next election they’ll tax it at like 50 and the irs will start going after
1:03:46
drug dealers for fraud which is very similar to what they did uh in ending alcohol they put these incredible
1:03:52
restrictions on it they made it legal but they put incredible restrictions on it and then they started going after the
1:03:57
now that they had taken away the revenue from the from the the rum runners they then started going after them for tax
1:04:04
fraud um for not reporting their their taxable income and uh uh so that’s actually yeah
1:04:11
that’s actually a viable theory but we’ll see we’ll see what happens we’ll see what happens now i do know what’s
1:04:16
going to happen right now though before we get to there i have a quick question for you okay only because i was
1:04:22
seeing what we had for the next segment and i just one quick question how did i by the way i i before you start with
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that you know we’re talking about you know it’s the government coming i’m like no and now there’s helicopters flying over my house
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so thanks for that ls4 oh that’s weird like because this door is shaking like a helicopter it’s looking over my house
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um it’s happening how uh how did your episode do on anchor last
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character impeachment stuff do you know how cringe-worthy a cop’s tick-tock videos are
1:09:48
yeah well i watched like two years worth of tick tock videos that’s awful hashtag laser
1:09:54
legend yeah so for those who don’t know matt hicks is actually um in the final stages of school for
1:10:01
becoming an attorney and the reason he wants to become an attorney this is a man who already is financially secure
1:10:07
and retired he’s doing this solely so he can sue the government
1:10:12
on behalf of other people that’s literally what he is doing you want to talk about liberty activism he
1:10:19
is j all he wants to do is find cases where government is pooping on people and poop back
1:10:26
harder and if you know matt hicks he’ll poop out poop him
1:10:31
yeah he he’s a pooper he’s a pooper he’s a if he’s nothing else
1:10:38
if if if there’s nothing else about max hicks he is a pooper and uh and he is i can’t even imagine
1:10:45
the stuff he has to go through including looking at hours of cop talk
1:10:52
or tick cop
1:10:58
talk cop talk wasn’t there a tv show musical
1:11:04
called cop rock i hope not
1:11:10
i’m pretty certain there was god if i if i dreamed this
1:11:18
what was that cop rock cop rock cop
1:11:24
oh no yeah okay it’s real um oh god
1:11:29
american police procedural musical television series oh my lord yeah it was awful
1:11:36
oh mike well if it makes you feel better it lasted one season it’s probably gonna be yeah i’ve seen the entire season
1:11:42
multiple times under genre it’s dual zondra dual genre
1:11:47
police procedure or police procedural like like law and order and musical oh god
1:11:54
oh and the theme music was composed by randy newman now i have to watch this
1:12:00
yes it’s so bad let me put this in my list my to-do list hold on
1:12:07
because this is probably for free on youtube i’m sure hold on oh
1:12:14
cop rock wow yeah that’s probably worse
1:12:20
than matt hicks’s tick-tock torture who are the people that were in this
1:12:26
barbara boston david giamplos and bobby von d curtis hall james i’ve
1:12:33
never heard of these people no i don’t know any of the people and i watch a lot of television um
1:12:39
some of these people are like i think i can kind of recognize them in bit parts they’ve played but like that’s how
1:12:48
not a big deal this cast cch pounder was in it that’s the only name that’s really like
1:12:54
sticking out i think that speaks more to you as a person really
1:13:01
no she’s from how to get away with murder like don’t give me a hard time about that she was the first british thing
1:13:08
she was in this british movie where she and i forget what it was called but she was a she had been uh
1:13:17
birth she’s a black woman and she had been birthed to
1:13:22
a white woman who had given her up for adoption and then she later found her
1:13:29
and it detailed the story of them you know coming back together and
1:13:35
meeting each other and everything and the whole time i’m thinking you’re not mixed race
1:13:42
and it just ruined it for me
1:13:48
like i can watch something very very fictional
1:13:54
and suspend disbelief but that i was the whole time i’m like
1:14:01
you don’t have a white parent
1:14:09
i sort of had a similar i sort of have a similar thought whenever i see paris jackson but
1:14:16
the opposite and that is not mike let’s be okay thank you for bringing this up i
1:14:21
want to be very clear about something michael jackson didn’t change his
1:14:26
genetic makeup when he had his surgeries and procedures
1:14:33
okay that makes no sense spike look at
1:14:39
jermaine jackson tito jackson joe jackson
1:14:45
that’s what michael jackson would have otherwise looked like if he hadn’t done
1:14:52
the surgeries and procedures that he did possibly with vitiligo
1:14:59
possibly with vitiligo okay possibly with vitiligo but like the
1:15:04
bone structure the facial structure of what michael jackson would look like
1:15:10
didn’t magically change no okay look at janet jackson’s
1:15:16
son he looks like a jackson
1:15:24
those aren’t his kids no like like i mean i should say that there is kids they
1:15:30
raise them and then legally these kids or whatever and i’m not saying that adopting a child or or they are not his
1:15:36
biological children yeah they’re not his biological children i’m not saying that they’re not his kids in the in the sense
1:15:41
of him not being a parent have not been a parent but they’re they’re not biologically his children and i just
1:15:48
like i don’t know why anyone pretends that they do they believe it so they
1:15:54
like they insist on like michael jackson
1:16:01
was a black man those children are zero percent african-american and
1:16:09
and when i like with her i always got why she got annoyed and she’s like yes michael jackson is my father because
1:16:16
yes yes obviously yes 100 absolutely he is
1:16:21
yes but i believe i believe
1:16:28
that at one point she said yes i am a black woman and i went no no
1:16:33
get i’ll never do 23andme for my own personal like conspiracy theory reasons
1:16:40
and i think that they’re just storing that information and selling it um which they say that they do uh but
1:16:48
what you’re can you do one for me just to
1:16:56
prove me wrong prove me wrong paris jackson not hilton i already got that one
1:17:01
figured out uh paris jackson take a torso also notably
1:17:07
not black not black yes she is also notably not black but but in her defense
1:17:12
not having claimed that she’s black also true
1:17:18
also true she may have had a lot
1:17:26
so anyway thanks mad hicks for that whatever you’ve this was originally about
1:17:33
oh cop tick tock yes we agree with what you said here’s the other one from matt hicks can’t wait to
1:17:40
see where we take this one oh this one’s better hello again guy on left and spike this
1:17:46
is matt hicks calling in again on the personal injury attorney chris reynolds attorney at law anchor call on moment tm
1:17:54
so i had to get my hair cut the other day because uh i got some stuff to do in court and i wasn’t gonna have time to do
1:18:00
it before and i couldn’t get into my regular barber so um i went into a black barber shop for the
1:18:07
first time and let me just tell you that was a next level experience normally
1:18:12
haircut half an hour done i’m out the door right yes this dude took an hour like he was
1:18:17
pulling out barber tools and implements of hair destruction that i didn’t even know existed you know what he did he
1:18:23
lined up my edges he said he said to me it looked like nobody ever touched your edges before i said what the hell are
1:18:28
edges do i even got this he goes yeah i’m gonna fix you up bo and yeah i’m a regular now that [ __ ] was the
1:18:35
bomb hashtag laser legend yeah okay so let i just want to say something
1:18:43
about this everyone is an individual
1:18:48
okay your skin color does not determine who you are as a person in either a positive or negative
1:18:55
way okay you are an individual who has total autonomy and ownership and
1:19:01
responsibility and power over your life i only go to black barbers
1:19:18
okay so uh do you talk about ball with them
1:19:27
no i don’t talk about things that i know nothing about
1:19:32
at all i mostly honestly i go in there and talk like politics and culture stuff like that i don’t that’s what i talk um so
1:19:40
yeah when when we were in mississippi together spike will remember this as soon as i start telling this story
1:19:50
when we were in mississippi together yes spike was on a panel and
1:19:57
one of the panelists was a former wide receiver uh for the
1:20:02
jacksonville jaguars great guy yeah he was supposed to be on our show he never was uh but greg yeah we need to
1:20:09
follow up with him because he wanted to be on the show yeah yeah he did we’ll do that um
1:20:14
and the other panelists whose name i won’t mention um
1:20:23
aggressively said where have you been not just him but all black people where
1:20:30
the hell have black people been right um and
1:20:35
there was this awkward moment and then the lovely the beautiful the amazing tasha cohen
1:20:44
stood up and she said listen if you want to reach out
1:20:50
to black people if you want to find black voters if you want to try to get their support the best way to do that is
1:20:55
to go to where they are and you know like they are very welcome you know black people are very welcoming
1:21:01
people and they’re gonna you know if you are respectful to them they will be respectful to you exactly and she
1:21:09
she recommended going to black barber shops and she goes and you just go in and you just talk to
1:21:14
them you know like you wouldn’t talk to anybody else which all of this most of you are going well yeah this makes sense
1:21:21
yes but hang on um and she goes you know you go in you talk to him how
1:21:27
you would with anybody else uh you can talk to him about life you can talk to him about you know what’s going on in
1:21:32
the world you can talk to him about ball and i was sitting in the audience at this
1:21:38
point i started dying laughing at me because i tried
1:21:45
coach trying to imagine spike cohen in a black barber shop
1:21:50
talking about pick a sport don’t care which one um doesn’t matter
1:21:56
it doesn’t matter he could i don’t want to perpetuate stereotypes
1:22:02
but he could talk to them about hockey and still they would be shocked
1:22:09
that they know more oh especially hockey i think maybe i could know a couple
1:22:15
things more about curling than the average black man but honestly at this point i’m
1:22:22
not even i i i think i know possibly roughly the same
1:22:29
if not less than the average black american man about yeah about curling that’s a direct quote
1:22:36
by the way i don’t remember most of the rest of that panel or
1:22:42
especially what she said because i kept giggling in my head and had to turn away
1:22:48
multiple times just every time i looked at spike i was like there’s no way he talks about ball at a black barbershop
1:22:55
literally never ever i talk about things that i know something about
1:23:03
like something um and so my my favorite part of that was not that because that
1:23:08
was when i felt the moment of panic and fear uh at having to talk about
1:23:13
sports he’s sitting next to him is he sitting in a barber shop one of the greatest wide receivers one of the
1:23:19
greatest living in living running backs in the nfl and and and his name’s jack
1:23:25
what’s that wide receiver not running back what’d i say running back
1:23:31
wide receiver perfect perfect example
1:23:37
first opportunity i duff it that that means we’re talking about you so yes jimmy smith and and so he sees my
1:23:44
wife and he goes yes thank you to the sister back there uh uh uh you know uh for what you said and he’s he gave some
1:23:51
thoughts and he said you know whatever it is whatever it is that that brought you here we need to be doing and so and i
1:23:58
don’t know if it was you or someone else said that’s spike’s wife and he went oh and jimmy’s black and he went that’s
1:24:06
that’s your wife and i said yeah the most awkward look like it was just like
1:24:11
it was pure shock it was you know like audience this way and he just kind of went
1:24:20
and followed by the nod yeah he did he did it was like no he went through the stages of grief
1:24:27
very quickly okay so was like no denial bargaining this could maybe maybe i
1:24:33
misread it uh you know uh and then finally acceptance and just giving the nod like not only not your
1:24:39
honesty good for you not only acceptance but approval approval
1:24:45
approval yeah no at no point was he upset about it he just couldn’t fathom it
1:24:51
and and it wasn’t like it was a bad thing it was just not possible and so then he looks and goes
1:24:57
like that and i got the nod that i’ve gotten many times in my life having having married her and i they they give
1:25:03
the nod and i’m like yes i’m aware of what i would accomplish thank you and uh it’s a similar nod to when i
1:25:09
so so there’s there’s two nods that i get now in my life for one for a long time it was just the one
1:25:15
uh one was telling people that well i guess there have been three knots there were two nods now there’s
1:25:22
three one nod was you know telling people that i’m like retired that i was able to successfully have a business and retire
1:25:28
at a fairly early age i’ll get up like wow good for you but that’s kind of like oh wow good for you and then the other
1:25:34
nod i’ve been getting more recently was when i tell people that i ran for a vice president and came in third they’re like
1:25:41
the biggest nod the biggest and most profound nod that i
1:25:47
get is with someone with no prior knowledge of it is informed having already met my wife
1:25:54
that she’s my wife that is like
1:26:00
and it takes a moment because they’re like what
1:26:06
really wow and then i get to know so anyway i figured your wife would look more like jenny slate
1:26:13
um okay who’s jenny slay
1:26:18
did you ever watch parks and rec
1:26:24
oh that’s funny money please money please
1:26:31
thanks man no i decided well unlike you
1:26:36
i decided to go in a different direction well actually no i mean we actually did yeah we both
1:26:42
were in a different direction we both did the same thing but from different standpoints couldn’t couldn’t be happier
1:26:48
with my choices couldn’t be up here with my choices i also couldn’t be happier with your choice or mine um so speaking
1:26:55
of which here’s my next choice which i’m sure i’ll be happy with which is uh doing the final message which is from
1:27:01
the eskimo libertarian herself one of our favorite people not just in the movie but just one yeah
1:27:06
just one of our favorite people uh nullic trump
1:27:11
hey matt and spike i am calling in because i will be running the alaska
1:27:16
libertarian party booth at comic-con this year it’s at the end of april
1:27:21
and i am wondering what do you think i should cosplay as or who would be a good
1:27:27
character to cosplay as that embodies the libertarian mindset or philosophy
1:27:33
uh have a great day i was gonna say in usyk up until
1:27:41
i was gonna say that up until you said a character that embodies the libertarian
1:27:49
ideals usyk has come to embody the entire [ __ ] libertarian party of alaska
1:27:57
and for one reason you did that for one reason i’ve asked them to stop
1:28:04
saying usyk please having found out what an usyk is i don’t
1:28:10
want to hear about it anymore and they’ve literally made that the theme of their next convention
1:28:25
so what i would like to recommend is that you cosplay as the eskimo
1:28:30
libertarian like the character of the eskimo libertarian what are you laughing at i don’t even want to look at the the
1:28:36
scientific libertarian 2.0 said i tell my kids i’m putting on princess and the frog and they get all upset when it’s
1:28:42
just spike cohen standing next to his wife we we’ve all we’ve all seen the meme we’ve all seen them even i do i
1:28:48
have not seen them you have not seen the meme no here i’ll get it because i’ll get it no
1:28:54
here i’ll find it hold on i i um so uh i think not like i and you can tell me
1:28:59
matt what you think i think you should go as the eskimo libertarian like like the the one in your in your um
1:29:06
uh in in your like profile picture on your page with the spear and the whole thing and
1:29:12
the writing the narwhal and like the whole like no i think you should i i think that is a character and a brand in
1:29:19
and of itself that is like larger than life i think it’s incredible that would be my opinion maybe matt has a better
1:29:25
idea that is a hundred percent better than anything i could try to come up with here on the fly um
1:29:32
because i i understand that by looking at me you
1:29:39
think that like everybody out there probably thinks this is a guy who
1:29:44
probably has been to comic-con in his lifetime but no i did
1:29:49
yeah no i don’t know i i i don’t know so i would say that yes um
1:29:56
either what i said earlier or what spike said either one of those would be
1:30:02
uh appropriate yes
1:30:09
where is either one of those would be good where is the photo hold on i have no
1:30:16
idea because i haven’t seen it
1:30:23
i don’t know where this went hold on um talk amongst yourselves
1:30:32
it’s me uh so that was the personal injury attorney
1:30:37
chris reynolds attorney at law anchor colin moment yes
1:30:42
no tm because i think we could get sued for saying that uh matt hicks oh yeah yeah i
1:30:50
guess i guess technically yeah we can actually get in trouble for that i think we can um because we’re using multiple
1:30:56
trademark names um in that one segment um but oh yeah that’s right oh i guess
1:31:04
we can yeah so uh thank you all for calling in if you would like to be uh a part of next
1:31:11
week’s show which will be on wednesday instead of tuesday um if you would like
1:31:16
to be a part all you have to do is go to anchor dot fm slash muddy waters and smash the old message button and you too
1:31:25
can leave us a message that we will play
1:31:32
so while i’m looking for that let’s go into our final segment slash main topic which is
1:31:40
joe biden i don’t know if you know this joe biden
1:31:45
joe biden one of the concerns
1:31:52
about a joe biden presidency was that uh over the past several
1:31:58
his entire life uh he has been known
1:32:04
to make gaffes if you will
1:32:12
and and if anything you know sometimes over time you get older you become a little wiser
1:32:19
with how you say things no no no with him it’s gotten worse over
1:32:24
time because his problem wasn’t you know figuring out how to best message what he
1:32:31
really wanted to say he really wanted to say that
1:32:36
and there’s been an obvious mental decline as well
1:32:42
so he’d just be saying stuff
1:32:47
he just says so for example whatever totally whatever he wants whatever he wants on saturday night
1:32:57
joe biden spoke in front of the polish presidential palace
1:33:03
speaking to just a lot of people um
1:33:09
and he closed out his speech saying this
1:33:16
ukraine will never be a victory for russia for free people refuse to live in a world of
1:33:23
hopelessness and darkness we will have a different future a brighter future rooted in democracy and
1:33:31
principles hope and light of decency and dignity of
1:33:36
freedom and possibilities
1:33:42
which wouldn’t have been bad would not would not have been bad
1:33:48
had he just stuck to the teleprompter and not improvised
1:33:55
this line for god’s sake this man cannot remain in power
1:34:09
now i
1:34:16
am not an international relations
1:34:22
theorist although i feel as though i am much more of one after uh i recorded a
1:34:28
show with andrew heaton on the topic yesterday um is that coming out this thursday
1:34:34
yes that is going to be coming out thursday tune in thursday for the money for
1:34:40
writer’s block incredible i was super excited one of the most stressful moments of my
1:34:46
entire thing is trying to improvise my way through the ads
1:34:52
in front of a trained
1:35:00
improvisational comedian who studied upright citizens brigade
1:35:06
and i did not meet the challenge um even i was like man this was awful uh
1:35:15
but if i am somebody in the international community and i hear the president
1:35:22
of a world leader of a of a world-leading nation uh say for god’s sake this man cannot
1:35:29
remain in power i have some thoughts on what he said
1:35:37
and i may be reading into his intentions if i was i don’t know
1:35:45
in the government of the person he was talking about i would possibly have some concerns
1:35:52
which is why the kremlin on monday said that president biden’s comment this
1:35:57
weekend seemingly suggesting that russian president vladimir putin should be removed was as they said
1:36:05
alarming because right now
1:36:10
they’re not wrong what you yeah you know
1:36:16
[Music] this may have been the worst thing he
1:36:22
said over the weekend but it’s not by far the only thing um
1:36:28
the russian ministry of foreign affairs warned that the relations between moscow and the us could be completely severed
1:36:36
because of biden’s remarks and steps by the u.s government to punish russia over
1:36:41
its invasion of neighboring ukraine
1:36:46
um it is excuse me
1:36:53
as the uh russian ministry of foreign affairs said uh it is emphasized that
1:36:58
such statements by the american president unworthy of a statesman of such a high rank put russian american
1:37:07
relations on the verge of breaking [Music]
1:37:14
now imagine you’re a member of the russian ministry of
1:37:19
foreign affairs and you’ve got the sanctions coming in from all over the world the u.s
1:37:26
leading from behind which means following um following other countries as the
1:37:32
sanctions are being put on and right you’re like well
1:37:38
we’re getting it all figured out china’s buying the oil okay they’re cutting us off from the banking systems we’re going to just make deals with china okay we’re
1:37:44
right right we’re now in charge of the iran iran nuclear deal that they’re
1:37:49
uh negotiating yes this is the thing
1:37:55
that is going to break the relations between russia and america
1:38:02
kremlin spokesperson dmitry peskov told reporters that this is a statement that is
1:38:08
certainly alarming and said moscow will continue to track statements from the
1:38:14
u.s president which let me tell you
1:38:20
i both envy and do not envy at the like same time uh the person that’s gonna
1:38:26
have to do this because this is going to be a fun ride for whoever has to take
1:38:32
this road down dementia lane yep it is going to be
1:38:38
just he said what yes um yes well was that like
1:38:47
was that like you know when he was going through something in his life you know like those four years that
1:38:54
you didn’t hear from him much from 2016 to 2012 no that was last week sir last
1:39:00
week he said yeah that was okay that was reason that was recent that was not long ago um
1:39:07
a few things they may take notice in uh
1:39:12
that he is out there saying and with absolutely zero issue
1:39:18
is uh it’s going to be real which he said at a news conference in
1:39:24
brussels the price of sanctions is not just imposed upon russia it is imposed
1:39:30
upon an awful lot of countries as well including european countries and our
1:39:36
country as well
1:39:46
so if i’m in the ministry of foreign affairs in russia i’m saying well
1:39:52
if their sanctions are hurting them
1:39:57
why have them stop yeah
1:40:04
why have them stop um then
1:40:13
he fought for free markets which was weird um he urged people to drop their trade
1:40:18
restrictions that could restrict the exports of food which is a good thing it’s a great idea
1:40:25
great idea but why haven’t we always done that yeah
1:40:30
why have we not always done that like if we know that dropping those
1:40:36
restrictions reduces the cost of food and increases access that more people can eat for less money we don’t have to
1:40:42
worry about problems with food security why were they there
1:40:48
yep why were any of these trade restrictions there
1:40:56
because now we’re acknowledging that trade restrictions also kill jobs
1:41:03
so why do we have them yes any of them
1:41:12
on thursday at a press conference uh president biden was asked
1:41:19
about the united states and nato’s response to russia’s potential use
1:41:26
of chemical weapons to which he said if they were to use chemical weapons it
1:41:32
would trigger a response in kind and maybe
1:41:39
mr malarkey doesn’t know what that phrase exactly means
1:41:47
maybe but i feel like it was used a lot more in his time than it is now um yeah
1:41:56
because that means the united states and nato will use chemical weapons in
1:42:04
retaliation
1:42:11
he just threatened that the united states would use chemical weapons the thing
1:42:17
that they said was the red line in the sand for assad in syria and the thing
1:42:22
that they said was the red line in the sand in uh uh well in russia and then
1:42:30
god i can’t remember the other place i’m trying to come up with off the top of my head but multiple places
1:42:36
um then
1:42:41
while speaking to the 82nd airborne at a pizza luncheon
1:42:46
where he was talking about food shortages as well um
1:42:51
he said you’re gonna see when you’re there and some of you have been there you’re going
1:42:58
to see you’re going to see women young people standing in the middle
1:43:04
standing in the middle in front of a damn tank just saying i’m not leaving
1:43:09
i’m holding my ground meaning he just told the 82nd airborne they’re going into ukraine
1:43:23
the hits just keep coming folks just keep coming just just he just
1:43:29
be saying stuff he is he is saying stuff i i will say that everything that he is saying
1:43:37
to the best of my knowledge was not pre-planned for him
1:43:43
all of this was just no biden on the off the cuff all out of his own mouth
1:43:49
then there was this tweet which we know he did not write there was this tweet which he did not
1:43:55
write which doesn’t seem to be promising for anyone who isn’t looking for war or working for raytheon
1:44:02
but i repeat myself um he said we are engaged anew in a great
1:44:08
battle for freedom the battle between democracy and autocracy between liberty
1:44:14
and repression this battle will not be won in days or months either we need to
1:44:20
steal ourselves for the long fight ahead
1:44:30
so off the cuff he said
1:44:35
we need to get rid of putin he shouldn’t be in power yep and i’m going to go out on a limb
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here i don’t like speaking for spike but i feel i can do this here neither one of us are putin fans no gosh
1:44:50
we’re not pro nope
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but he followed that up with he followed that up with uh if they use
1:45:02
chemical weapons we will also use chemical weapons against them and then he told the 82nd airborne that
1:45:09
they were going to ukraine and then told everybody to get ready to
1:45:14
steal themselves for the long fight ahead
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yeah which incidentally i will i will say i think he’s more
1:45:28
preparing us for the logical consequences of several years of bad policy
1:45:34
decades of bad policy which keep getting worse especially the last couple years uh
1:45:41
including these sanctions and everything he’s preparing people for food shortages for increasingly out of control
1:45:47
inflation uh for increasing problems with the supply chain and the labor pool
1:45:54
and a decided reduction in the quality of life for the
1:46:00
average american which he is going to frame as us stealing ourselves for the long fight
1:46:06
ahead when the reality is nothing that you none of the suffering you were
1:46:12
doing is doing a thing to fight for democracy or against
1:46:18
authority uh let’s let’s go through this this screen it has nothing to do with uh
1:46:23
battling between democracy and autocracy uh or between liberty and repression
1:46:28
unless you say that you know score one for the repression uh it has nothing to
1:46:34
do with that it is about bad policies that you’re suffering under because government doesn’t live
1:46:40
under they don’t deal with the consequences of their of their bad actions i i do think there’s also the
1:46:45
possibility of saying and we might end up in a hot war where a good number of us die but i honestly think most of that
1:46:51
is just life’s gonna suck for you and it’s because we’re fighting a a a
1:46:57
noble battle and it just is what it is even though it’s that’s not why it’s happening right and i’m and i am not discounting
1:47:03
that at all because yes i i agree he is doing that as well um
1:47:09
he is doing that as well uh and for anybody out there who remembered 14
1:47:16
days to slow the spread imagine
1:47:21
how long we need to steal ourselves for the long fight ahead could possibly be
1:47:32
i could be wrong here because this was 21 years ago
1:47:38
it can legally drink now but uh wasn’t the tf like wasn’t the tsa
1:47:44
uh supposed to be a temporary measure i don’t
1:47:50
i don’t believe the tsa was but i believe that like i mean we were sold on the patriot act as being to just
1:47:57
deal with right that would just to deal with um with uh uh
1:48:04
uh you know fighting al qaeda and bringing justice to the people that did 9 11. uh i don’t remember if the tsa
1:48:12
specifically was sold as a as a um as it’s supposed to be a temporary thing
1:48:20
um so the white house who was stuck here in america while
1:48:28
biden was out gallivanting his way through europe saying
1:48:34
just whatever popped into his head at the moment the white house has been on spin control
1:48:41
walking back nearly every sentence that was not planned to come out of his mouth
1:48:47
while he was over there for two weeks they promise
1:48:55
take that for whatever that means that everything he has said isn’t what is
1:49:00
going to happen or what he meant except for the tweet because you know that came from the white house
1:49:13
there is
1:49:21
there is somebody in the white house currently right now i think he’s in the white house i’m not 100 sure who
1:49:29
is threatening to get rid of people who has threatened to fight constituents who
1:49:36
has uh said that we are going to use chemical warfare who is instead of
1:49:43
really attempting to change anything about gas prices or uh
1:49:48
supply chain issues or anything like that and just kind of making it the new
1:49:54
normal the status quo that we are now living with he is just kind of letting it all slide and saying nope this is
1:50:00
just how it is now and we need to prepare ourselves for it while insulting world leaders
1:50:10
being mocked by world leaders in other areas probably in that one too
1:50:16
we just haven’t heard about that um falling asleep on world leaders
1:50:25
and in 2024 people are going to say we need to vote
1:50:30
for this man again we need to vote for this guy
1:50:37
because he didn’t he wasn’t treated fairly the last two years [Music]
1:50:43
but at least
1:50:49
if nothing else there is a sense of decorum in the white house again
1:50:54
yes finally finally mean tweets some grown-ups
1:51:00
are in charge the man who has sundowned so far
1:51:09
that he may be six again
1:51:15
is now considered the grown-up in the white house and we aren’t saying that trump was a
1:51:20
grown-up but
1:51:26
this is not the answer that anybody wanted or needed
1:51:32
no and it’s you want to talk about false binaries
1:51:38
the idea that of a nation of 330 million people the only ones that we should be viably choosing from
1:51:45
are the last schmuck and this schmuck from any standpoint you want to look at
1:51:51
it values character trustworthiness policies messaging
1:51:57
ability to not drag us into something terrible because they won’t
1:52:06
just shut up like the fact that those are your only two choices out of
1:52:11
again hundreds of millions of eligible adults
1:52:18
uh i i would argue and i i i’m gonna speak i am gonna speak on behalf of matt
1:52:23
uh as i want to do uh i believe that you could randomly take
1:52:30
any eligible adult in the united states
1:52:35
and just make them president i’ll go even further
1:52:41
i think that you can take any over 18 human being even one who’s not eligible to vote or
1:52:48
become president and make them president whoever that person is
1:52:54
and the likelihood that they would end up making a better president
1:53:00
than our last several presidents is very very high yes
1:53:07
i have said that as as matt that was actually me impersonating matt saying that
1:53:13
no it’s a terrible impersonation i’m matt wright and i would like you to know as a
1:53:20
irishman scots irishman who is currently in a loving
1:53:29
loving relationship monogamous loving relationship with a jewish as i call them you jew s yes a jews
1:53:38
a farm jew an agricultural semite if you will um
1:53:44
from that perspective
1:53:51
i think we could just pick someone out of the phone book a better person
1:53:58
matt right that’s my right click um
1:54:08
yeah uh this is terrifying this is terrifying i remember when um
1:54:14
we had a concern when biden won the election
1:54:19
that if biden wins are we gonna have like the crazy trumpisms to kind of like riff
1:54:26
on and stuff yeah and this is worse this is so like trump would say some crazy
1:54:32
crazy stuff out there um
1:54:37
but i wasn’t terrified that we might end up in world war iii
1:54:43
at any point
1:54:48
at any point yeah so i’m not saying that you know we
1:54:55
should have voted for trump because no we voted for the right vice presidential candidate and i will continue to say
1:55:01
that that we voted for the right vice presidential candidate uh for anybody who voted for joe and spike um
1:55:11
however i will say
1:55:18
i think a lot of us would be living in a lot less fear right now
1:55:25
there might be different fears not going to say that not going to say it’s the same uh i’m not going to say that
1:55:30
there would be no fear that we’d be living in a utopia because we would not however
1:55:36
i will say uh we wouldn’t be worried about world war iii right now
1:55:46
we definitely would not not with alan dershowitz running the supreme court
1:56:01
uh the scientific libertarian says i have a sneaking suspicion that matt has been using his platform to work up to a
1:56:07
2024 presidential campaign and now i made a promise i would not run for president in 2024. that made a whole
1:56:14
announcement about it likely [Music] yes i think that’s what’s going to happen
1:56:22
that’s the plot twist that i run
1:56:32
we’re gonna make things right goes to all campaign events with different fidget cubes and stuff in
1:56:39
order to be able to get through a speech without completely losing it
1:56:46
that’s who we need who who’s gonna make a gaffe when you don’t even want to talk in the first place
1:56:51
that’s fair you get up and you’re like hey listen i just you know
1:56:57
listen let’s just not can we just not my fidget
1:57:03
my i left my fidget thing on the bus i can’t do that i’m sorry you know let’s not let’s not can we just
1:57:10
not and then that becomes a matt wright president wright gives seminal speech
1:57:15
on nuclear proliferation can we just not world instantly unified
1:57:21
[Music] i see it
1:57:27
i have zero i have zero intention on running for president in 2024.
1:57:32
i just have some opinions on the people who are running
1:57:38
who have stated that they are wrong
1:57:45
so here’s what i’m not seeing i’m seeing the reasons to vote for matt wright for
1:57:51
president and i’m seeing the reasons
1:58:00
what i’m not seeing is this freaking meme that i’m looking for is that what you’ve been doing this
1:58:05
whole time i’m like man yes i am talking a lot this no i’ve been listening and talking as well but i can’t
1:58:13
i’m trying to find this freaking meme
1:58:18
i think it’s driving me insane i think you made it up for the intent for the attention and it’s that’s what
1:58:24
people are going to think so what i think is you know we’ll just end the show i understand what’s
1:58:30
happening i i think we should we’ll end the show you can go off and live your life and i
1:58:38
will just stay streaming
1:58:44
until i find this damn meme what is it
1:58:50
here we go i think it’s there we go all right
1:58:56
wow you just found it now huh i literally just found it now
1:59:01
in my moment of desperation i found it all right so this
1:59:06
is the kind of bs that i have to put up with on a regular basis
1:59:15
like
1:59:21
i don’t deserve it
1:59:28
i mean
1:59:38
and know that with that is going to come some good natured ribbing from friends
1:59:46
is this good nature i don’t know is that intended to make me
1:59:53
to edify me as a person i feel like this is violence
2:00:01
you know i used to say up until this very moment that words were not violent violence but this is uh
2:00:06
so did wilson’s violates um than that
2:00:16
this is a textbook violation of the n dot a dot p
2:00:23
boom look at that oh i think i’m going to wake up today and think that i’m you know a valid
2:00:29
person whose existence is necessary and go live my life oh i
2:00:35
wonder what’s in my messenger
2:00:59
so folks thanks so much for tuning in to this episode episode of muddy waters of freedom what a great
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my guest on thursday as we covered a little earlier but uh if you’re tuning in now or you just weren’t listening and
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i understand um my guest is the host of the political orphanage uh
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the former head writer creator and uh
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[Music] show runner of almost weekly on reason
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huge fan i think that he is a very very smart person who puts messages across
2:03:15
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2:03:22
has guests on you know kind of depending on the guest is going to depend on how the show goes and you’ve watched us on wednesdays and
2:03:27
thursdays you know that that’s kind of how it is um yes so
2:03:33
he has the occasional show that he puts out where he just deep dives into issues
2:03:40
uh he did one on how world war ii got started um and it was fantastic he did
2:03:46
one on world war one also fantastic he did one on the following of the berlin wall which was amazing but he did one
2:03:54
on st patrick’s day that is called i should have pulled this up before i did
2:04:01
this uh how to prevent or provoke stupid wars where he goes in
2:04:07
to uh multiple international relation theories
2:04:12
and it’s a great episode uh wait until after thursday to watch it or to listen to it
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2:04:27
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2:04:36
it can’t uh so be sure to tune in eight o’clock it’s
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it is a fun episode it is a andrew is hilarious i try i fail but andrew is
2:05:02
hilarious and he’s insightful i learned so much
2:05:07
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2:05:14
was one of the greatest uh conversations that i have had with
2:05:20
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