Episode 232 – The Price Isn’t Right

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it gets to work that you just you just when your natural [Music]
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you just can’t say it with natural words rejoice
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evermore oh brother copeland what have i got to rejoice about hey you’re breathing i
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rejoice i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice present i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice rejoice may i demonstrate
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[Music] you can do that standing in the grocery
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line it gets to work that you just you just when you’re natural language
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[Music] you just can’t say it with natural word
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rejoice evermore oh brother copeland what have i got to rejoice about hey you’re breathing i
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rejoice i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice present i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice rejoice may i demonstrate
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shut up [Music]
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no they don’t no oh brother copeland what have i got to rejoice about hey you’re breathing i
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rejoice i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice present i rejoice i rejoice
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i rejoice rejoice may i demonstrate
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rejoice [Music]
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no longer be afraid of coping 19 but
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and now matt wright and spike cohen
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good morning good afternoon or good evening and welcome to the vanguard
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ford i really need to start writing down the ones i come up with in the middle of the week because i don’t remember him on the
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fly on show time spike the most convicting man in the liberty movement cohen i am matt wright and
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together we are traversing the muddy waters of freedom hey everybody good to see you thanks so much for joining of
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yes well i didn’t change it it just came back at the right time but we’re back
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oh were we gone yeah for about four seconds oh okay um
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first and foremost allow me to thank benjamin daniel morris chestnut the
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17th for the cava i am drinking on today’s episode
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and allow me to thank lible for this delicious water that doesn’t pay us to say that
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yum so spike who’s this episode brought to us today
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uh so um
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as many of you may know next week is uh my birthday and spike’s
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anniversary these two things are not related uh which is why we’ll be doing the tumblr
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tumblr auction next week but as you may also know i am a huge
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huge red sox fan uh it is part of my identity some would say so
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super fan sarah andered being the wonderful and caring kind perfect person
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that she is uh purchase tickets to a spring training game of the red sox
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versus the orioles you’re already looking already looking bored by this story no
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that’s cool hang on uh
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so i was like that’s amazing thank you so much but at the time the players were locked out because rob manfred the mlb
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commissioner is a douchebag um so what ended up happening is they came to
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an agreement and they’ve got a new collective bargaining agreement and so they’re like yeah we’re gonna put the
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games back on it’s like awesome the
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they redid the schedule so now the orioles are playing the pirates instead
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at their home stadium instead of uh the red sox
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and vivid seats won’t refund our ticket money because
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they said it’s the same event
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how was it the same event vivid seats are saying that the orioles are the headliners
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and uh you bought tickets to an orioles game so it is the same event that isn’t
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at the same time either it’s at one o’clock in the afternoon as opposed to six o’clock in the afternoon and they’re playing a
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different team but they’re saying it’s the same event because the orioles are playing
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in their stadium okay i’m from baltimore in what ring of
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hell is the or are the orioles the main [Music] the main the headline yeah the headliner
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and my argument to vivid seats because at the same time
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no it’s six o’clock the old one was six o’clock and this one’s at one um what
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yeah so my argument was imagine you bought tickets to
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the oddly scheduled eric clapton concert that the
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rolling stones are opening for yes and then the rolling stones backed out
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and nickelback took their place
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this is the equivalent of what is happening here
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and they said then he hung up on me he must have been a nickelback fan
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you you found a nickelback fan yet i did yeah and he hung up on me
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so our options as told by vivid seats which
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nobody should go to nobody used vivid seats for anything but
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our options as vivid seats told us is uh we can go to the game that has two teams
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that we don’t care about or like particularly or we can sell the tickets
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and oddly enough there are a lot of tickets on the market for that game which means that we’d be
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losing money either way
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well that’s fun yeah so i either have to go watch the orioles and the pirates on my birthday
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which it’s baseball i love baseball so you know i i would be okay with it it’s it’s still baseball but it’s the
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orioles and the pirates meaning that it’s kind of baseball it’s kind of like it yeah it’s like
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you could go see the rolling stones in eric clapton or you can go see your
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kid’s friend’s garage band when they’re seven
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[Music] which is essentially the same thing same thing
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a concert is happening at that at that time or at that place on that date not
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even the same thing the same thing a similar thing was uh at south by southwest which i spoke at a
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couple days ago um it originally was going to be um an m m concert and then instead it
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was me same thing [Laughter] same thing
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right same thing it’s the same thing me and larry sharp eminem and dr dre
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yeah same thing exactly same thing possibly better
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possibly even better
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i see you speak for free every tuesday sometimes wednesday uh i don’t mind eminem i’ll talk for free on
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the internet that’s true that’s i mean he does literally all the time
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but so i uh south by southwest was good yes it was good uh uh larry and i uh
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talked with a lady named nedelini stamp who is with the working families party we had a panel there sponsored by
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liberty live about how third-party candidates are uh growing and uh and how we can finally break through the duopoly
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and work together it was a really good uh really good thing and then i got to like hang out at south by southwest
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which was intense it’s like a giant house party fell from the sky
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on the city of austin texas and i was only there for like the tech
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and civics part which is supposedly like the less attended part and supposedly
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like a hundred thousand more people came like a like today and are now part of like the music part
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that’s starting uh earlier the music part there is nuts that is a wild time
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it was insane like everything was packed and i kept thinking i’m like it gets bigger than this and they’re
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like yeah it gets way bigger than this like holy crap no it was it was yeah good point kenneth ebel says how many
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votes did eminent get i bet it was less than 2 million
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i don’t want i don’t care how many albums he’s sold i want to know specifically how many votes did he get for vice president of the united states
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oh well see now we’re being more specific i was going to look up votes for like male performer of the year no
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no no no specifically a spot a seat he’s never run for
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that i did how many did he get probably less than me i would actually
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probably if you encountered all the write-in votes over his entire career it’s probably
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pretty close i bet it’s not and again kanye west dr dre dr dre for president eminem for vp
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kanye west only got 70 000 votes so i’m basically 30 times kanye west
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and you’ve never dressed up in a bush outside of your ex’s house to the best of my knowledge
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yet it’s because we’re still together give it some time
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give it a little bit of time
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up today and said spike matt i am sick and tired of coffee i’ve just
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i’ve had such a rough day let me tell you man my day’s been rough i went to uh
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well i’m polish and i’m just sick of the polish jokes
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and i can’t take it anymore just because i’m polish everyone’s giving me a hard time i recently i was at a i was out of
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shop i went went to the store and i i told the guy i said i’ll have a polish sausage
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and he goes well i get i guess you must be polish and i said wait a second man
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i’m sick of the racism i said wait a second man how would you figure that i’m polish
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just because i asked for a polish sausage i mean you know
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what what if i asked for some some french fries you would you think that i’m i’m a
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french fella if i if i went to if someone came in here supposing someone came in here and
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asked for a a greek salad would you think think that that that person’s a greek
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person if i came in here and i i asked for an english muffin
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would you say that this uh that i was uh the english some guy comes in here and he says he
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wants some canadian bacon would you do you think that guy’s a canadian
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yes suppose uh suppose a fellow was to say that he was uh he wanted uh uh some
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swiss cheese would you think you think that guy would be swiss
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or maybe maybe if you thought that the someone came in and they asked for some belgian waffles i guess you’d think that
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guy would be that guy would be belgian or suppose suppose maybe some fella came in here and said that he wanted a german
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bratwurst would you suppose that that guy was a a fellow was a german fella
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then i imagine if uh someone came in here and said that they they wanted some
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swiss cheese i i gave a lot of examples because i’m just racist you really gotta you really gotta
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beat it into their head would you say that that guy was swiss oh man you got it all wrong
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you got it all wrong i already gave that one swedish meatballs what if a guy came in here said he wants some swedish
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meatballs i bet you think he was swedish oh you got it all wrong
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you got to stop thinking like that what on earth would make you think that just because
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i ordered a polish sausage that i’m polish and he said well first of all it’s a hardware store
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anyway i don’t want coffee anymore i want instead something made out of something like i don’t know masala chai
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cacao mushrooms turmeric sea salt cinnamon and literally nothing else
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today matt
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i’m waiting for the cease and desist from the norm mcdonald’s estate any day
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jokes aren’t patented it’s true they are not uh just ask louis
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ck um speak i don’t want to talk
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jeffrey tubin stole his joke uh wow oh god
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oh his funniest one too oh
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[Music] speaking of poland [Music]
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well in poland wow speaking of poland wow yes kamala harris kamala harris uh was asked
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about inflation in these united states and
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when we as americans may see a break in the rising prices uh after attempting
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oh i should let you read this because i have no idea how to say this after attempting to let polish president
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duda what do you think you think that just because i’m a polish guy that i know how to spell the
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polish president’s name i say well i know how to spell it i don’t know how to say it i don’t know
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duda uh she attempted to let the polish president answer the question and then she fumbled her way through an answer
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which brings us to our newest segment
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deep thoughts by kamala harris
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in terms of uh the discussions that the president johannes and i had they ranged in
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subject including the issue of the black sea and i’ll let him explain in more detail as he would like
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but we are again fully aware and apprised because we are
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in constant communication with the president with his administration here
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about the concerns that they have about the entire region and frankly the vulnerability
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all you have to do is look at the map
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now you may be sitting there wondering matt
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you silly [ __ ] you said that question was about inflation
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yes i did and here was the question how long should americans expect how long should we be bracing for this
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historic inflation in some unprecedented gas prices
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and after looking to her left at the leader of another country
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and trying to who apparently was not polish president andres
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duda according to what she said but she could have gotten that wrong too i don’t know i think she did i think she did
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we’re gonna have some kamala jokes in the future and they will end in well first of all this is a hardware store um
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but then they’ll also end with her cackling for 15 minutes straight but uh
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after looking to her left and desperately trying to figure out what well i’m gonna say
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something else poorly
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i will continue to say that the winner of the debate between
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mike pence and kamala harris was the fly that landed on mike pence’s head
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yes like that’s clear at this point
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assuming assuming i don’t i don’t think that it will be but assuming that the
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presidential and vice presidential tickets for the democrats is the same in 2024
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yes i could see her getting asked a question
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and turning to her republican opponent and just going
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would you have would you would you do you have anything you’d like to yeah
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i’ve been speaking with my republican colleague about something completely different than what you asked me and i
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would just like you to know that i’m going to answer that poorly as well
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russia is a big country ukraine is a it’s a tiny country
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what was the one i had in here before i found this one today it was uh the one i sent you um
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oh we still have that one dude is that not later in this segment no that’s not later in the segment just
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because i wasn’t sure if i wanted to do two deep thoughts but come later let’s do it let’s do it here comes another
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deep dots with kamala harris
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deep thoughts by kamala harris
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imagine all the heavy-duty vehicles that keep our supply lines strong and allow
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our economy to grow imagine that they produced zero emissions
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well you all imagined it that’s why we’re here today because we have the ability to see what
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can be unburdened by what has been and then to make the possible
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actually happen i’m not gonna
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i i’m convinced that she is now impersonating maya
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rudolph impersonating her i that’s actually a really good theory
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actually that that’s that’s the best theory i could come up with either that or she has just straight up caught the
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senility from joe yes the omicron variant of simility yeah
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yep yeah and she um that that’s a good one i i sent that to
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multiple people when i made it on monday i think i made that um and uh
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i’m not going to say who i think this person is in the comments actually and she said
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that answer was so stupid i just lost my engineering degree
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i lost mine as well yeah tragic kamala harris watching accident
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i i don’t even know what she said you just it started good it’s like you know
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imagine that you know all the things that you know we need to to provide us with what we and imagine that it has no
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infrastructure well you just imagined it and then some other [ __ ] like it then we’re gonna
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unburden the present by what has been in the past and then the possible
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is go it’s like what this is like it sounded like a tent revival like the
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like if you believe it you can achieve it just imagine it and give me your money
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whether you think you can or you can’t you’re right
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that at least is good though that makes sense it’s kind of from the same bs
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factor but it at least is concise that was like you just can we can now we’re gonna
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achieve and she was so giddy to say it like like she just thought she said some big
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she just walked up and dropped some serious knowledge there oh yeah she she was very proud of that
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she was dropping some big energy on that one by the way breaking news ukraine is
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actually not a small country thomas boos busy uh says uh or bus says uh ukraine
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is bigger than france it’s actually 20 000 square miles larger than france so ukraine is not a small country
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but in comparison to russia it is that’s fair that i mean
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you and i are not small people like we’re for anybody who doesn’t know spike and i are literally the exact same size so
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like that it’s insane like that our hands when you put them together the same exact size yeah no we’re like
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literally the same size people yeah we are exactly the same size um i don’t know what spike weighs but i’m willing
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to guess that it’s real close within a pound or two of me at any given moment
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so you and i you and i are not uh we’re not small people we’re normally you know average sized yeah we’re like advertised
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people yeah if you put us next to say uh brian um
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you know he has that show oh nickels brian nichols ryan bryan nichols if you put a giant monster of a
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human i didn’t know that we didn’t either until i saw a picture of him next to you
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i made him brian nicole what the hell is this are you gonna eat my toes yeah i was
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like to get away from my white run run my natasha was there and we pulled into the delaware convention and he came out
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to me and going run dad tear the keys and i was like getting in front of him don’t just take
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me my wife is innocent like and it turned out was brian nichols no he’s he’s like seven foot eight
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he’s 600 pounds of pure muscle he’s the big he towered over me so yes
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he is the russia to my ukraine yeah he is the russians
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our ukraine yes yes yes yes um
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uh so speaking of huge oh wow yeah uh the house is sucked about this
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week on legislation to revoke russia’s normal trade status um and on top of
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that because that’s not going to do anything because china’s just going to do everything and then
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saudi arabia is going to start accepting the not the end chinese you i don’t know how
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to pronounce it uh for oil and everything’s just gonna get screwed on top of that
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what is it the it’s called the remnivie and the yuan is it the e1
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the yuan but then they call it the remnibby or something like that it’s like it’s weird okay um
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on top of that which we’re going to get into this a little bit later biden is set to sign well biden did sign a
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government funding package which includes 13.6 billion in humanitarian and military assistance to ukraine
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um that’s a good question is he bigger than glenn jacobs
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he’s comparable uh
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um and he’s even the horrible in size to glenn jacobs that’s
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that’s impressive glenn jacob yeah because i’ve met him both and stood next to them and felt like a very small man next i felt like
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the ukraine i felt like calmly harris is like well spike cohen is a very small person
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and yeah when standing next to brian nichols lynn j jacobs decided to invade him
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so basically that’s bad it’s bad i don’t like that um
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and even though the administration
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wednesday’s normally my day off my brain is like not good that didn’t go good it’s not good i’ve
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decided to invade you i don’t i don’t want this at all maybe i can get
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joe biden to help um no no you can’t
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like zoom call joe biden please you’re the leader of the world can i get thirteen point six billion
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times i need no money and a mig fighter please right
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and even though the administration has gone back and forth
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on whether or not america will be aiding ukraine with old russian migs yes which
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apparently they have now decided because biden said no we’re not going to do that um
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to not do to not aid them with that biden has sworn we will not fight world
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war iii in ukraine and we will send money and food aid to
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save your ukrainian lives we’re going to welcome ukrainian refugees with open arms if in fact they
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come all the way here and
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as we provide as you provide this support to ukraine we’re going to continue to stand
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together with our allies in europe and send an unmistakable message that we will defend
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every inch of nato territory every single inch with the united galvanized nato
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one movement that’s why i moved over 12 000 american forces along the borders with russia latvia estonia lithuania
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romania etc because they move once granted if we respond it is world war
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three but we have a sacred obligation that’s a cult
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if we do something it will end the world but we have a sacred obligation
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is a cult that’s what someone in a cult would say we have to end the world
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because we have a sacred obligation cult yes kill bob call
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on nato territory a sacred obligation article five and we will not although we will not
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fight the third world war in ukraine and putin’s war against ukraine was
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never democrats are rising to meet the moment relying rallying the world on the side of peace
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and security we’re showing the strength and we’ll never falter but look
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the idea the idea that we’re going to send in offensive equipment and have planes and tanks and trains
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going in with american pilots and american crews just understand and don’t kid yourself
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no matter what you all say that’s called world war three
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three okay let’s get it straight here guys
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no expression don’t kid a kidder
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now he’s not wrong and i i also want to say i’m actually
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i think it’s because of overwhelming popular opinion against it but biden
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for all of the saber-rattling he didn’t send the migs
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this uh military support is a lot less than i think
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bush would have done or obama would have done he got out of afghanistan i don’t know
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if it’s because he’s old or because again a popular opinion thing but
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it hasn’t been as bad as i thought it would be in terms
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of trying to conflagrate tensions
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so it is as bad as i thought it would be him getting out of afghanistan
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it made it made sense i figured that he was going to do that i
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yeah i figured he was going to do that not in the way that he did it um but i figured that he was going to pull people
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out after somebody coming up with a plan as opposed to well this party’s dead now
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let’s roll out um right so i figured there was going to be
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something there uh when it comes to this uh
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i’ve got some theories that i won’t uh talk about because you know conspiracy stuff that i i’m batting a thousand over
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here on prediction so i don’t want to be wrong um yes
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uh but i’ve got i’ve got some theories on that but everything that he is doing he’s
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talking about how you know that that the us and america has been uh
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great leaders throughout all of this and they’ve been literally leaving by following is
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like they’re like okay where are they doing okay what are they doing okay what are they doing yeah and then they’re doing like it’s the exact opposite of
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leading they’re the but claiming to be the leaders um
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they’re doing the exact opposite of leading um and i expected
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that i expected that to be the thing that they were doing and if he i think he is waiting for a nato
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country to join into this war uh because immediately after he said this um
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immediately after he said this uh putin bombed like one mile or two miles from
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the poland border to be like yeah you’re not they’re a nato country that’s within
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the realm are you going to do something because he knows that biden won’t unless
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you know poland or germany or france or england or you know anybody else over there that’s
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in nato uh will jump in and join that fight and then bite will be like well we
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have to because you know article five says that we have to and we’re members of this cult
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right uh so this is kind of exactly how i figured this was going to go
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um also go ahead
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no i was going into that now okay so remember
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even though this president said that we’re not going to fight world war iii
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in ukraine which means that we could fight it around ukraine um and it
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we aren’t going to fight it for ukraine but if any of the other countries over there that are in nato uh he also
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having absolutely nothing to do with russia i don’t think i don’t know the question that led to this answer uh
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he is the same person who said this so we established a new civil rights a
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new civil rights cause of action for those whose intimate images were
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shared on the public screen how many times have you heard i bet everybody knows somebody somewhere along
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the line that in an intimate relationship what happened was the guy takes a
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revealing picture of his naked friend or whatever in a compromising position
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and then literally in a sense black males or mortifies that person
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send it out put it online yes we’ve all
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who he he who has not done that cast the first stone
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i don’t know anyone who’s done that when i first saw that i probably watched
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it 15 times in a row and just giggled the entire time at joe biden
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[Music] talking about revenge porn yeah
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and saying it in the context of i think we all know someone who’s done that no no
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no i know i don’t i don’t actually know anyone who’s done that it doesn’t surprise me that you do
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and i made it somebody i may know somebody that’s happened to
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i may know somebody it’s happened to i don’t think i know anyone that’s
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happened to if they have they didn’t say and that’s why that’s why i say may no yeah
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because i don’t know that i actually know anybody that’s happened to but i think that i’ve heard
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reference to it yeah and we’re both we’re not spring chicks we know quite a few people we’ve
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seen some things i think that this is i think this was a glimpse into just how
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sordid it is in the realm of politicians that he’s like yeah i’m sure everyone’s
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seen i’ve seen it a million times i’m sure they’ve seen it too where someone takes a naked photo of their buddy
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their friend and then and and so forth that was the other part like i don’t know what i’d say i’m gonna i’m
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here i’m gonna do it again i don’t wanna i don’t wanna quote the man out of turn so we established a new
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civil rights a new civil rights cause of action for those whose intimate images were
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shared on the public screen how many times have you heard that now
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people are trying to clap you should have stopped he could have just stopped and let him clap
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like they they wanted they were like oh god please just stop and we will clap and then nope everybody knows somebody
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somewhere along the line and they’re like oh just shut up and in an intimate relationship
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what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend or whatever in a
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compromising position
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what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend or whatever
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compromising his naked friend or whatever that’s how he describes sexual relationships
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i have in my time uh of being alive
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uh spent the night next to many of my friends
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naked friends i was not a naked friend you you were not a naked friend no you may have been
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in a compromising position i don’t know i was asleep no and we had a pillow fort between us
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we did have a pillow fort between us we created a wall of pillows so that we didn’t accidentally touch each other
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that’s right we did we did uh the voice of um
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deep thoughts by kamala kamala harris uh i have slept next to him as well um
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we weren’t naked um i wasn’t i don’t know about him i
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don’t want to speak out yeah probably not um
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but uh i did not take pictures of any of my friends to post them online
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in any sort of compromising positions which is weird
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because that seems like something i would have done to especially the voice of
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deep thoughts with kamala harris but but again those are your friends
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not your naked friends or whatever which is
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again this is our president’s way of describing a sexual relationship
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your naked friend or whatever or whatever was he talking about a sexual
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relationship i think that was his version of trying to de-gender
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sexual relationships well you know your naked friend or whatever or whatever
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like you can’t say wife or girlfriend now he did say guy so the perpetrator is still a man the
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perpetr is always but
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identifies as a man identify sorry identifies as a man but the but the
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making him a man but the the victim
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is the naked friend or whatever the lgbt friendly term
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of naked friend or whatever
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that’s the pre-boomer term for lgbt that’s the silent generation term for
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for a a non-binary uh term your naked friend or whatever
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lgbtq plus approved so speaking of
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um well anyway uh speaking of other insanity speaking
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of whatever uh on thursday 30 of the top tick tock stars
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zoomed with white house press secretary jenn saki and
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matt miller who is a special adviser for communications at the white house national security council
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let’s see what they were told why is gas so expensive and why is the united states inflation rate at a four
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time decade high i had the opportunity to ask the white house why gas down the street is seven
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dollars and here is what they said the obvious reason we are getting out of interior pandemic when use goes up price
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goes up but the call is predominantly about ukraine and russia so how does that relate russia is one of the top three
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producers of oil and it is actually their number one revenue source now with putin starting this horrific fight
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between ukraine and russia nobody wants to work with him and do an international trade so with people being scared of war
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and limited resources prices are bound to go up as well for the people who can’t pay seven dollars for a gallon of
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gas there’s an app called gas buddy that shows you the cheapest gas near you as well as a link in my buyout to donate to
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the misplaced refugees of ukraine you could save as much as eight cents
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if you’re lucky oh by you think gas buddy
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these are the talking points from the white house um [Music]
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that girl yes that was the white house talking about have you tried gas buddy
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uh that girl um in one of the articles that i was reading about this entire thing she said
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i’m so happy to be the first gen z white house correspondent
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that’s called a shell tick tocker oh literally just parroted
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proudly parroted some of the shittiest white house talking points
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this is all because of you russia and ukraine it’s not because of the fact that the
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u.s and western world has made them rel made themselves reliant on dictatorial
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foreign regimes for their energy needs it’s their fault
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for selling it to us also gas buddy
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i can’t even believe she said that you know that matt they told her to say
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said hey don’t use gas buddy
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that’s like a joke uh uh the white house press secretary today in response to questions about gas prices said hey why
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don’t you use gas buddy like they’re
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so [Music]
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so as we’ve covered before according to official reports that are
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lies uh because math exists we don’t get a large they say that we
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get eight percent of our oil from russia uh but math exists yes
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and uh it’s not eight percent it’s like it’s like what three or four percent
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right three three or four percent yeah it’s like three or four percent um so
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we aren’t getting uh the massive amount of oil from uh russia that
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that they’ve been saying that we are getting now
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as that tick tocker said uh more people are driving so gas prices are up
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according to that white hour house correspondent from tiktok not from last year
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yeah so last week when that meeting happened oil barrels were
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roughly 125 dollars a barrel right 125
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as of last night because i forgot to check today uh they
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were 96 25. let me see what they are right now yeah
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which means that with a what is that a 20 drop ish um
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with a 20 drop we should be seeing a 20 drop in gas prices which
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it’s it’s 95 49 so it’s about the same right now yeah okay it’s about the same uh which i have not seen
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it’s funny how the gas prices went up really quick but they’re not going back down um
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so saki will consistently constantly say uh that
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there are 9 000 leases that aren’t being used right now um and that’s the reason
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that gas prices are what they are this is
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yeah there’s like a mild amount of truth to that being there are roughly 9 000
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oil leases that aren’t being used that is true what
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you aren’t hearing is what you will never see on cnn msnbc fox
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news or anywhere else is that if you were to look at the number of oil rigs
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in america now you can see the number is still lower than pre-pandemic levels
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so pre-pandemic which we’ll say march of 2020 sure um
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771 oil oil rigs in america and then when the pandemic hits we drop
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down to the 250 range and then slowly it’s been creeping back up to 601 as of
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january of last uh of this year
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and even and even the pre-pandemic levels had already been dropping for two years when they peaked around 1077.
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right so
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[Music] you also have to look at the interior uh
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the interior department approvals to drill oil and gas uh wells on public lands have dropped
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significantly just because somebody has a lease doesn’t mean they have approval to drill yes
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so you can go and you can collect all of these leases but if you can’t get approval you can’t
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drill and then they’re saying well they’re not drilling we don’t know why they have the leases
53:41
so back in early 2021 the bite
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administration destroyed the trump administration’s permitting record in its first year and
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they did it all in like a month they have not been permitting at all
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this year i think uh okay good i did put it in there uh the bureau of land management in january
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approved just 95 permits for oil and natural gas wells across federal lands in the u.s a plunge from 643
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last april which means we’re not going to be
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getting a lot more rigs going up yeah yeah yeah they they have to be able to
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contract rigs to drill the welds and then they have to have build a sufficient inventory of permits
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before the rigs are contracted they don’t have that they just have leases that doesn’t mean anything if i have a
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lease on a piece of land but i don’t have a permit to build a home and then the government says why aren’t you
54:46
building a home well i need you to let me that’s why right
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so producers have to put together their drilling plans secure rights of way and work with
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state and private land owners which as we can all guess is very burdensome
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especially when dealing with state and local governments for these rights of ways and all of that
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so you may have the rights to the lease but if you haven’t gotten a permit to drill because like we’ve covered they
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are not the same thing so even though there are 9 000 leases
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out there uh we can assume and we let’s let’s assume that most of
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the 9 000 if not all of the 9000 are viable which they aren’t yeah many of
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them are not viable yeah right many of them are not viable but let’s assume that most of them if not all of them are
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viable uh that doesn’t mean that every single leaseholder has a permit to drill and if they don’t
55:46
have the permit they can’t get a rig or if they don’t have enough permits they can’t get a rig and if they can’t get a rig
55:53
they can’t drill it’s weird i put they can’t oil they can’t oil
55:59
they can’t oil they can’t oil
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it’s not because we aren’t drilling on the 9 000 unused leases that oil prices are what
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they are um it’s because government
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so anyway if you use the gas buddy app uh you can actually save money on gath and also i have a link in my bio to help
56:22
the people of ukraine also she said i could have sworn she
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said syrian hold on let me go back to it
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because i don’t trust this chick why is gas so expensive and why is the
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united stand nobody wants to work with him and
56:45
do an international trade so with people being scared of war and limited resources prices are bound to go up as
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well for the people who can’t pay seven dollars for a gallon of gas there’s
56:58
for the people who can’t pay seven dollars for a gallon of gas there’s an app called gas buddy that shows you the
57:04
cheapest gas near you as well as a link in my buyout to donate to the misplaced refugees of ukraine
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oh she did say you’re green okay yeah
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i am going to parrot talking points from the administration because i was told by social media and popular media and
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popular culture that uh they’re good and uh the last people are bad but they’re good and they wanted me to let you know
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that uh everything uh that’s happening is not their fault it’s totally the fault of someone else and um but also uh
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there’s an app that will save you like less than one percent of what you’re paying for gath and also
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i want to help whatever the new current thing is
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last week i was showing last week i was showing for vaccines
57:53
she i have no idea hi everybody i have giant breasts and there’s some popular music that i put in the my thing to help it go
58:01
up the algorithm and i suppose is there popular music in that god if that gets us a strike i’m gonna be so mad
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it was so i don’t think it’s gonna pick up the thing it was i have some music in the background and also i support the
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current thing anyway what it is
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speaking of supporting something that you should support that’s a current thing we are currently
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thinking the personal injury attorney chris reynolds attorney law anchor colin moment which i
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probably should have checked to see if anyone left any comment cause some of y’all aren’t trying to leave comments and questions anymore
58:34
like you were before but let’s see there’s one okay there’s one uh the personal injury attorney chris reynolds
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attorney law and calling moment if you’re watching this and thinking i want to sue i don’t know who i want to sue i want to
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sue that chick i bet she’s in florida well if she is and you feel personally injured by it
58:51
then you should contact chris reynolds personal injury attorney chris reynolds attorney at law by going
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to chrisreynoldslaw.com if you’re personally injured by anyone in the great state of the free state of florida
59:03
then you too can have chris reynolds represent you while you are
59:09
being personally injured or after the fact so you can show damages and then he’ll take you to court and they’ll go
59:14
and you’ll say ah a guy personally injured me and they’ll go that’s a lie i didn’t do that that was perfectly fine
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and then uh chris reynolds will say things and the jury will say guilty guilty guilty and they’ll give you
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millions free trials for personal injury yeah sometimes
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either a jury or a judge will say guilty guilty guilty and then you get millions of dollars
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personal injury attorney chris reynolds attorney at law chrisreynolds.com now we have one call
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from midwestguy and we’re going to play right now
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here matt and spike this is midwest guy calling in on the chris reynolds attorney at law anchor
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thanks for taking my call yet again you know i really got uh something on my mind here that’s just been you know
1:00:07
keeping me a little baffled this week and uh that’s you know we found out that uh elon musk sent over his starlink to uh
1:00:14
ukraine and so i’m just wondering what’s the libertarian position on this here guys right i know you know libertarians
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like to be isolationists right but you know what about elon musk you know is he is he out here uh you know he’s
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he’s sending out help to uh foreign entities is that are we okay with that do we like that i don’t know you gotta
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tell me yeah so uh thank you for that question let me do a common misconception
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we’re not isolationists the alternative to bombing and invading and
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destabilizing countries around the world isn’t being a shut-in who has no engagement with
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anyone that’s isolationism is like what the japanese did in the 17th and 18th
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centuries or first actually a couple hundred years few hundred years where they shut themselves off from the rest
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of the world no trade no relations they were just a shut-in society that’s isolationism what we propose is
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non-interventionism what you do every day which is not being a mass murderer
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uh that goes around killing people and coming up with uh flimsy excuses to invade and
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aggress upon other people but also not just staying in your house and refusing to talk to anyone you go and you’re a
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productive member of society and you have loved ones and so forth that we propose non-interventionism
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by government now libertarians believe that private actors
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can do whatever they want true government neutrality is if elon musk wants to have starlink go over
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ukraine and provide them with internet access great that’s his
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he made that so he can go and do that if elon musk also decides which he has to
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not ban russian media from starlink uh great
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also great that’s a choice he has made because it’s his so we believe if americans
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want to help in ukraine they want to go over they want to go fight they want to go
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over and provide they want to sell or or donate
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weapons or food aid or whatever else they want
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they’re more than welcome to do so and anyone who doesn’t want to doesn’t have to
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which means that the government should stay out of it because that would be forcing all of us to finance through taxes and inflation
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the cost of doing that and also expose all of us to the potential blowback as a result of that
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so that that’s the libertarian take not isolationism but non-interventionism and
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allowing people to do as they wish with their justly acquired private property which starlink is an example of that
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yep and if he wants to challenge vladimir putin to a fight
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i wouldn’t challenge him to a fight but if elon musk wants to yep
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you do that elon so i absolutely should do that
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i love this so what was great about this hold on let me see if i can find it
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so for those who don’t know what matt’s talking about i’m gonna find it elon musk challenged
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vladimir putin to quote-unquote single combat
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to ah crap no one’s finding it elon musk challenged vladimir putin to a
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single combat and in in in that the stakes were the
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ukraine and oh crap no one has it okay so there was
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this picture going around and it was a size chart that showed that elon musk was like
1:04:03
several inches taller because i guess elon musk is like six something and vladimir putin is shorter than us and
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that it was he was a few inches taller than vladimir putin
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and i thought yeah you guys are doing this wrong vladimir putin
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was the head of the kgb having worked his way through the ranks
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of the russian military and intelligence services to become the head of them during the soviet union now
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granted vladimir putin is a shorter gentleman and he also is well into his
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60s is he 70 yet holds his vladimir putin i don’t think he’s 70 yet
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69 wow 69 69 nice he’s 69 years old nice and
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so he’s older and yeah he’s shorter but you know those videos you watch
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where you say watch this old man beat up this young whippersnapper and the old
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man’s like a trained boxer and the whippersnapper is just some schmuck and they’re like this teaches you a powerful
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lesson don’t mess with the elderly nope it teaches you another lesson it’s not don’t mess with the elderly most elderly
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people you could easily beat up don’t but you could uh that particular elderly person knows how to fight vladimir putin
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knows how to fight i’m not convinced annie’s in good shape i’m not convinced that elon musk knows
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how to fight and i don’t know the kind of shape he’s in so
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it’s i mean it’s not going gonna happen my guess is not the best
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i mean he’s look i mean he’s not like morbidly obese or anything like that but
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right like i’m he’s in he’s in your average shape like i’m
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guessing he’s not yeah that guy’s not hitting the gym and like taking fighting classes
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uh not but she should be if he’s challenging the head former head of the kgb to a
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fight with such high stakes he should be hitting the gym and the
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fighting classes yes he also didn’t specify
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single like fisticuffs he said single combat
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so vladimir putin has quite a arsenal at his disposal
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that he could singly use to destroy elon musk to destroy elon
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musk possibly at the molecular level
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and so yeah but but it’s his right going back
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to the point of this he has the right to try to commit suicide by kgb agent
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yes and i just want to point out he also has the right not to shut off teslas for everybody in
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russia yes can you imagine the precedent of that there are people cheering on shut off
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all the teslas is that what you want do you want your car shut off
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because you know why they’re saying to shut off they’re saying to shut off the teslas of all the russians because their
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government is bombing a country and invading a country yep
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where do you live ninety-seven percent of you live in the
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united states the other three percent no [Music]
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what do you think the people of afghanistan iraq iran
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syria yemen libya
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tajikistan like the whole region sudan somalia
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nigeria what do you think they would say to elon musk about your car
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i i just it didn’t it didn’t is incredible to me shut off their visa and mastercard
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shut off their teslas shut off shut off everything make them shut off their app stores make it so they can’t get
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monetized on youtube uh shut up shut off everything shut off their internet shut
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off their their pa their power shut off everything that they need until their government stops doing this
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you all need to stop and it’s not y’all most of you are all nodding your head in agreement but these
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people need to stop you have they have got to stop
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advocating for everyday civilians of a country i mean you want to talk about
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throwing stones in a glass house there is no
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country on earth in current existence
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government on earth in current existence who has been more aggressive on the world stage than the united states
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but but they get their news from this from this why is gas so of course they’d say something stupid like that
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so that’s been your personal injury attorney chris reynolds attorney law anchor cullen moment
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so speaking of the spending bill which we talked about 15 minutes ago
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much longer than 15 minutes ago oh
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president biden has signed into love another coveted relief bill that doesn’t
1:09:50
have any coping relief in it uh a sweeping 1.5
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trillion dollar bill that funds the government through september and provides the 13.6 billion uh in
1:10:03
assistance for ukraine amid the russian invasion
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now as you can probably guess this bill was
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a light read of 27 breeze through 100 yeah yeah just
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breezed through it in the day you had to think less than a day you had to vote on it um
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2 700 pages and funds the government through the current fiscal year
1:10:38
and and gives congress
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a 21 raise it’s actually worse than that it gives
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them a 21 increase to their budget oh
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that gets worse yeah
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that is worse now it also includes 13.6 percent
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13.6 billion in humanitarian and security assistance to uh address the
1:11:13
russian uh invasion of ukraine or as we put it less than one percent to make you
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talk about that instead of the other 99 plus percent yes
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the democrats allotted a 6.7 increase to non-defense discretionary
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spending while the gop touted a
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42 billion dollar increase for defense spending bipartisanship
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have you read this thing like well no one’s written this thing but
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i’ve read i i’ve read i’ve read the bullet
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i can’t wait for the punchline at the end of this one um
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it said the deal uh achieves dollar for dollar parity for defense and non-defense increases as well as an 11
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increase from the previous fiscal year for the department of homeland security
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yeah they touted that the people who just recently said
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everyone’s a terrorist yeah spike and i are terrorists because
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we talk about this stuff on the internet um that was actually and you’re a terrorist
1:12:33
for watching it and everyone here are terrorists because they’ve expressed concerns about various government narratives
1:12:39
yes like everyone is a terrorist according to a group that got an 11
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increase in their funding yep and this was touted as a coveted relief bill
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but billions of dollars in covid 19 funding was scrubbed from the package
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hours after its unveiling on wednesday after a revolt from house democrats
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frustrated over plans to pull the money from relief already allocated to states
1:13:08
so they complained that the current money that was being spent was being wasn’t enough used for other
1:13:14
stuff like when joe biden raided the coveted relief fund shortly after he became president to triple funding for
1:13:20
the militarization of the police from about 130 billion dollars to what either
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just under or just over 400 billion dollars and so their response was okay well then we’re not going to do any more
1:13:31
spending that’s actually i’m okay with that
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but when they touted it as the it’s going to be the next coven relief bill and then they scrapped all of it yes
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um leaders in the house are expected to uh set up another vote on coven 19 funding
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measure uh without the offsets in the lower chamber in days ahead but they don’t
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think that it has a chance of passing the senate which by the way real quick on the senate uh switching gears
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they yesterday they voted unanimously
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to never change the clocks again and [Music]
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the fact that it took them this long to get here is not surprising at all
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nope and it’s still that was just the senate the house hasn’t that was just the senate yeah in the house
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i could see the house screwing that up oh absolutely nancy pelosi will screw this up and uh after complaints from the
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i believe the airline industry and another major industry um they
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are if it does get passed it won’t go into effect until
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november of next year instead of just letting the current time
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be the current time why would that be a problem for the airline
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i have no idea i do know that the association of convenience stores said that they were against it because kids
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shouldn’t have to go to school in the dark because that’s a concern
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of the convenience stores which means that there’s an actual reason
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that they’re against it that they won’t say so instead they said that [ __ ]
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bipartisanship i’m gonna have to think about why the convenience stores are thinking that yeah no i’ve been spending most of today
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trying to figure that out because when i read that quote i thought well that’s not the reason because that has
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nothing to do with convenience stores so then i started thinking what would the convenience stores
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wait give a [ __ ] about what time it is outside and then i couldn’t figure it out
1:15:45
i ran out of time but there’s a reason and it’s a bad reason because instead they said that
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so if any of you can think of what that reason is drop it in the comments there if you’re watching this live and drop it
1:15:59
in the comments even if you’re watching it afterwards i probably won’t see it but someone will
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uh so uh the hyde amendment was uh uh one of the best known riders
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to be reinstalled uh in the appropriations legislation after democrats uh or remitted it last
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year for those who don’t know the hyde amendment prohibits the use of federal funds for abortions in most cases can you imagine voting democrat
1:16:26
because you’re like well they’re going to be different than the republicans it has been included in annual
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appropriations bills since it was introduced by representative henry hyde of illinois
1:16:37
republican in the 1970s uh joe biden the candidate
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of funding the police and defunding abortions
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imagine voting democrat the democrats in the house and the senate and the white house
1:16:58
just signed a bill a spending though that increased
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that increased defense spending by 42 billion and then put in the hyde amendment which prohibits the use of federal funds for
1:17:13
abortions in most cases hey democrat voter you’re still going to
1:17:19
vote for us because we’re not republicans of course the republican voters said hey republican voter you’re still going to vote for us because we’re
1:17:25
not democrat by the way this is a 1.5 trillion dollar bill that’s going to mostly be spent uh mostly be paid for
1:17:32
through the printing of more money which means more inflation
1:17:39
which is why they added 13.6 billion dollars which is a rounding error in this thing
1:17:46
because now we’re talking about that instead of the fact that this is exactly what creates more
1:17:53
inflation instead we’re debating on whether the ukrainians got migs or not
1:18:02
anyway so uh republicans also were ecstatic uh that the package
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included the welding amendment uh a writer democrats also previously
1:18:15
sought to drop that bars entities that don’t want to provide abortion care from being denied federal dollars
1:18:25
so if you’re an entity that’s like no we don’t do abortions here um you still can get federal
1:18:32
dollars which wasn’t available last year so now more places
1:18:40
now abortions don’t get federal funding and if you deny abortions you get federal funding you do get federal
1:18:46
funding they can take the money from the abortions and give them to the anti-abortion and give them to the anti-abortion people hey democrat voters
1:18:55
uh but it’s not trump because trump says stupid stuff not like joe biden and kamala harris
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the harris rider which bars the uh legalization of recreational marijuana sales in the nation’s capital also made
1:19:15
its way back into the bill despite democrat efforts so it’s it’s they you
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know what they did you know the people that vote that told you that if you voted for them they’d make weed legal
1:19:26
instead they made it illegal they just made it remade it illegal
1:19:32
in the capital so to be fair and it’s that oh here’s where it gets better let’s say
1:19:38
it well no okay so before i say that part
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um for a long time weed was illegal to sell in the
1:19:49
but weed was legal so uh i believe it was on this show it may
1:19:54
have been on a different one that i was on um there was a time in which i was
1:20:01
trying to procure weed in the district and uh i knew that it was legal there
1:20:07
but i didn’t understand how it worked and because it was illegal to sell and you couldn’t have a storefront or anything like that you had to give
1:20:13
somebody a donation for a charity and then they would give you the wheat um
1:20:20
or you just magically get it or you just magically get it but that was mainly you gave donations to charity
1:20:26
and um so that was that was how it was and then it was
1:20:33
okay now it’s legal to sell so you started seeing shops open up and now it’s gone back to you’re gonna have to
1:20:42
so all those places that paid all that big money can you imagine what it must cost to get a license to sell weed in
1:20:47
washington dc and they just went at ya yup
1:20:53
not it’s legal everywhere but it’s illegal in the one place that we can just write whether it’s legal or illegal
1:20:58
with very little change now to be fair several of the members who voted for it said that they either
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weren’t following the status of the writer or didn’t even aware that they weren’t even aware it existed which is kind of why you shouldn’t vote for
1:21:10
things that you don’t know what you’re voting for yeah that’s why reading the bill is
1:21:16
important because otherwise that wouldn’t have been you vote for things that you don’t know what happened
1:21:23
a democrat-led effort to rescind this is just ah if you’re a democrat voter a
1:21:29
democrat-led effort to rescind 1.9 billion dollars that had been allocated
1:21:35
for border barrier funds the wall under the trump administration also
1:21:41
failed this funds the wall
1:21:49
this bill funds trump’s wall and as we learned in the state of the
1:21:55
union walls do not keep out vaccines yes
1:22:03
which is why he they’re funding it because the fact you can’t
1:22:08
it’s not going to stop the vaccines so now they’re okay with it before they were worried that the wall
1:22:14
would keep out the vaccine and then when they realized that wasn’t true they
1:22:19
said oh it just keeps out immigrants okay
1:22:25
we don’t even like immigrants we’re the democrats we’re the ones who introduced the anti-immigration laws
1:22:32
back in 100 and some odd years ago anyway we never liked them we’ve hated them
1:22:38
we’re the democrats are you kidding me even we thought it was keeping vaccines out even back to the 1980s they were
1:22:45
anti-immigrant bernie sanders
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said that the the the idea of allowing people to come into the country was a koch brothers uh uh uh um
1:23:00
uh invention the koch brothers did it to bring down our prices our wages
1:23:07
these damn immigrants there’s there’s that famous debate of um
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george bush and ronald reagan yes in 1980 where they were talking about what
1:23:18
to do about immigration in america and the difference between
1:23:23
george bush and ronald reagan in 1980 and the republican party 20
1:23:28
we’ll say 23 years later was massively different
1:23:35
night and day night and day completely different and adaptive and the democrats are the same
1:23:40
way except now they’re funding border wall they’re voting to fund border walls yeah no the democrats are always the
1:23:46
real racist let’s be clear about that yeah always even if the republicans are doing it too
1:23:51
the democrats are never they’re still the dixiecrat party let’s be very very clear about that joe biden who is i mean
1:23:59
if you watch this show you already know all this anyway but i’m gonna say it because i’m already talking about it joe biden worked with segregationists
1:24:06
his whole life the 1994 crime bill was a way to re-criminalize being poor and black and brown yes
1:24:14
like that i mean this this entire
1:24:19
farce can you imagine being in black lives matter and voting for trump or or biden and and like watching this
1:24:28
ah the wall so after they funded the wall there was also a successful push to
1:24:35
reauthorize the violence against women act as part of the uh omnibus it’s an effort to bolster domestic violence
1:24:41
response at multiple levels of government as well as efforts to compact dating violence sexual assault and
1:24:47
stalking uh for example everyone here
1:24:53
knows someone in a situation where the man it’s always
1:24:58
a man took some photos of their naked friend or whatever
1:25:05
and then well anyway uh it also outlined a key provision that
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advocates the so-called boyfriend loophole by prohibiting individuals convicted of a misdemeanor crime of
1:25:17
domestic violence against dating against a dating partner from possessing or
1:25:23
purchasing firearms or ammunition because that’s if you’ve ever
1:25:30
done anything wrong you should never own a gun unless you’re in the government in which case you
1:25:36
should own all of them yeah and then you’re fine um so i was trying to look this up
1:25:42
when i was doing notes yesterday and um it’s tough to find any
1:25:48
it’s tough to find any reliable source of information on what this boyfriend loophole really is
1:25:55
um because like i don’t trust
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sites that are called you know gunlover.org
1:26:08
i feel that they’re putting some spin it’s probably a good sight actually gunlover.org
1:26:13
um me and my ar15.com
1:26:24
a news site uh but yeah we i was trying to find information on it
1:26:30
and what i kind of have picked up is that prior to the boyfriend prior to this the
1:26:37
boyfriend loophole was if a fiancee or a if a fiance or a husband is convicted of
1:26:44
a domestic violence situation and is still with the person
1:26:50
still living with the person still married to the person still dating whatever um
1:26:55
they cannot own a gun but if you’re a boyfriend not living with the person
1:27:02
convicted of a misdemeanor domestic uh
1:27:08
misdemeanor crimes of domestic violence against the person you are still dating
1:27:13
you could own a gun
1:27:22
that just closes the loophole that sort of
1:27:27
it doesn’t really give you any if you are a domestic abuser
1:27:32
the difference between being married and not married is no difference you can’t own a gun either way
1:27:43
so it didn’t really change anything but you’re right but there were two things uh anti-gun
1:27:49
legislation that was in there uh number one uh the atf uh
1:27:55
sorry joe canoosh just said the loophole now identifies as the whatever loophole
1:28:01
yes the naked friend or whatever loophole the naked friend or whatever loophole so there are two bits of pretty bad
1:28:08
anti-gun legislation in here um among god knows what else is in here i mean again 2700 pages but two of them one is
1:28:14
that the atf will now be able to deputize directly deputize uh local
1:28:20
police uh as atf agents uh in states that are second amendment
1:28:26
sanctuaries in order to get around state law which opens the
1:28:31
pandora’s box of the u.s government just deputizing people
1:28:37
to get around nullification to which the state should respond
1:28:43
by firing requiring compelling agencies to fire anyone
1:28:49
who is deputized by the atf it should 100 if you
1:28:56
accept being deputized to get around state law you should lose your job
1:29:05
that should be the end of that uh because that’s now what moving forward new second amendment uh sanctuary
1:29:11
legislation and all sanctuary legislation should have in it that if you are deputized by the federal
1:29:16
government to get around that law then you lose your job yes unless the federal government is
1:29:22
ready to pay all of those local cops forever which they are not
1:29:27
then that should end that um so to recap
1:29:34
in the spending bill that was introduced mostly sponsored by
1:29:39
voted primarily by and signed by democrats they made it illegal to sell weed in
1:29:46
washington dc where it’s legal to sell weed they increased defense spending by
1:29:52
nearly 50 billion dollars they got rid of coveted relief spending which is okay because they would have just
1:29:58
misappropriated it for something else anyway and given it to police
1:30:03
they yeah they would have given it to the cops anyway they prohibited
1:30:08
federal funds for abortions they moved that money over to medical
1:30:15
facilities that won’t do abortions so now you’re funding refusal to do an
1:30:21
abortion and then they funded the wall
1:30:28
far better than that gofundme ever could have here you can say that’s two billion you
1:30:35
can round one point nine around into two up yeah that’s two billion for the wall uh
1:30:41
the wall for trump’s wall these are not just the wall trump’s wall
1:30:48
trump’s wall these are the people and and uh
1:30:54
they increase the scope of the atf yeah
1:31:00
which every other agency will now use to say we want that too so if you thought that the police were
1:31:05
bad imagine the federal police
1:31:11
so if you were somebody who voted for biden and i doubt any of our viewers voted
1:31:18
maybe strongly one or two maybe who who who was like oh this sucks and now
1:31:24
they’ve learned about us and thank you thank you for that yeah i guess yeah i know thank you for listening to your friends
1:31:30
and watching this show but you voted
1:31:36
because you’re probably pro-choice and you think that abortions should be federally funded or at least
1:31:42
people who refuse to do it shouldn’t get federal funding well the democrats just
1:31:48
took that away um and you’re or maybe you wanted weed to be legal well
1:31:53
maybe you live in dc or that area and you wanted weed to be legal and now you
1:31:59
uh well it’s still legal you just can’t sell it which means you can’t or
1:32:04
or or or maybe you were a libertarian but damn it trump with this damn wall
1:32:09
he’s trying to wall off this country and make it a fortress and keep out the immigrants and frankly i don’t even know
1:32:15
if the libertarians have a shot at winning but i know my libertarian values tell me that we have to build bridges
1:32:20
and not walls so i bit the bullet and voted for joe biden well
1:32:27
he he funded the wall he’s already been using eminent domain
1:32:33
to kick people off of their properties to continue building the wall on the money that they already got but he now
1:32:39
he’s funding more of the wall no mean tweets though
1:32:45
no mean tweets and i mean elon musk um but uh
1:32:56
the great negotiators of our time up there in congress indeed indeed
1:33:02
the demo the great democrat hope now i know what you’re thinking everything is bad news
1:33:09
every single thing that you have told us today is bad news well it hasn’t all been bad news
1:33:15
i got to shoot machine guns [Music]
1:33:27
[Music]
1:33:33
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that was from my tick tock
1:33:50
were you not invited to the white house
1:33:55
no shame um
1:34:02
oh by the way this happened while you’re watching this happened like this whole thing here this happened
1:34:08
uh we were like four miles from atf headquarters i was gonna go there and and like take a
1:34:15
photo next to the sign and put it up and say soon and i was advised against that
1:34:21
by multiple people that’s a good idea that was a good idea by them not you
1:34:27
i’m gonna probably do it in the future though
1:34:34
i was told that’s a bad idea too yeah um
1:34:41
yeah i don’t run any part of your campaign stuff um
1:34:46
but uh i would advise against that uh that’s what everyone i don’t i don’t
1:34:51
think anyone’s actually i don’t think anyone’s actually told me that i should do it like literally
1:34:57
everyone has told me that’s a bad idea which is why i didn’t if even one person had said that was a good idea oh and this was libertarians mostly that said
1:35:05
that uh
1:35:10
oh tk says what’s the deal with the fellow that insisted to be in your space so they have a policy at that gun range
1:35:16
that the first time you shoot a machine gun someone stands behind you with his hand like that far from your shoulder
1:35:22
because if you haven’t and i told him i fired one elsewhere but if you haven’t fired one on their property before they
1:35:30
they have someone behind you for the first time that you shoot and it was funny because they picked the thompson which has like no recoil but they hold
1:35:38
have your hand he wasn’t actually even touching me but behind me just in case i don’t realize how to shoot a machine gun
1:35:44
and i go like that and uh and slip back they have their hand there they can stop me from
1:35:49
going back and shooting everyone behind me so once they saw that i actually knew what i was doing then that never
1:35:55
happened again but that’s like their yeah it’s just yeah spotting it yeah spike is just being modest
1:36:01
uh as we all remember the story from the bible of the man who was trying to be healed who just wanted
1:36:07
to reach out and touch jesus he figured that out yes that’s what it was he was seeking healing
1:36:13
for his terrible mis misformed ham
1:36:18
he had terrible carpal tunnel yeah terrible heal me rabbi and he was just reaching
1:36:24
out to touch and after i shot the gun i said someone has touched me
1:36:33
showing an amazing amount of restraint not to just shoot the guy who was touching him um
1:36:40
well technically he owns the gun so i felt like if he wants to you know let’s touch my shoulder
1:36:46
actually technically he never touched me though i didn’t even realize he was behind me until afterwards i was like
1:36:52
is something wrong and he was like oh no we just do the spotting i’m like i’ve shot machine guns before and they’re like yeah we have to do it and i’m like
1:36:58
okay oh this is jews in space by the way it’s where the lasers are
1:37:05
yes bye everybody off to check the lasers so
1:37:11
this has been a special wednesday edition of the muddy waters of freedom i
1:37:16
know what you’re thinking spike that’s fantastic what’s up next well what’s up next
1:37:22
is an incredible episode right now tomorrow yeah another incredible episode
1:37:27
of this guy’s show matt wright show the writer’s block on
1:37:32
thursday usually after the money waters of freedom is my fellow americans but this is already wednesday
1:37:38
some no no next why does that say music why does that was what’s it
1:37:44
it’s just music right there it does say music right there stop saying music
1:37:50
okay the hell is what’s happening tomorrow on
1:37:55
my show i will be having bill redpath out of illinois on
1:38:00
um he was actually supposed to be on a couple of weeks ago but i was having just every issue in the world and i
1:38:06
believe that i’ve got them all fixed so uh tomorrow i will have bill redpath on
1:38:13
um at eight o’clock eastern yes eight o’clock tomorrow the writer’s
1:38:19
block right here muddy waters media bill red path an incredible candidate for senate
1:38:24
and then on friday friday oh yes then on friday
1:38:31
at two o’clock p.m eastern matinee
1:38:37
the matinee episode
1:38:46
okay uh at two o’clock on a matinee all of them will be matinee
1:38:51
episodes from now on uh of mr america the bearded truth jason lyon has on andy
1:38:58
kennedy who i’ve seen down in the comments down there uh andy kennedy is going to be home with jason lyon at two
1:39:05
o’clock on friday andy kennedy an elected official with the libertarian party he is uh elected
1:39:12
to the uh i believe the soil and water commission in new mexico uh
1:39:18
i think something like that uh he has been elected he’s an elected libertarian that’s what i know and i went to his
1:39:23
convention by zoom just to tell everyone that i wanted a thousand andy kennedys
1:39:28
and no one there questioned the wisdom of that which was good it was nice i felt good and so uh joe hanouche wants
1:39:36
to know if you get a discount for the matinee yes joe you do yes it is 20
1:39:41
percent off sure it’s half off what you pay for the
1:39:47
prime time version of yes if you act now
1:39:53
75 off screw it we’re going crazy over at crazy matt and
1:39:58
spike’s muddy waters medium uh and then on so saturday
1:40:04
saturday if you are saturday if you are in florida in the polk county
1:40:10
region uh i will be at the
1:40:17
bonfire cookout and guns event i think that’s what it’s called it might be cookout bonfiring i don’t know something
1:40:23
along those lines um for the polk county libertarians with anthony welty
1:40:30
and then our friends jovid covid botham
1:40:37
uh adam the freeman who is the voice of the uh deep thoughts with kamala kamala
1:40:42
harris and the original co-host of muddied waters of freedom
1:40:48
muhammad shaker on saturday
1:40:53
on saturday everybody should shame spike because i
1:40:59
don’t think he’s coming i have tried moving so much around to be
1:41:06
able to go and it just falls apart in my hands
1:41:12
every time spike you know i deserve shame
1:41:19
everyone else in muddy waters media including people that aren’t even wit the former people
1:41:25
in muddy waters media are going to be shooting guns at a bonfire in [ __ ] florida
1:41:38
shame me in the comments everyone shame me in the comments shame shame i’m already seeing you everyone shame yeah it’s right in the comments hashtag
1:41:44
shane’s already happening and i can’t even tell you to do anything with me this weekend because i’m not
1:41:49
going anywhere this weekend i just literally
1:41:59
and then on tuesday next week join us for another fantastic episode of the muddy waters of freedom we’re about right now parts of the week’s events
1:42:04
like the chipper little middle age men that we are and then next wednesday join me spike cohen
1:42:11
spike cohen on an incredible episode my fellow americans on next wednesday
1:42:18
my guest mo boy oh boy my guest
1:42:24
who’s my guest oh wait till you find out wait till we all find out
1:42:31
who my guest is next week on a fantastic episode of my fellow
1:42:36
americans who is it you’re not gonna believe it my fellow americans
1:42:43
matt if someone were to look for the the muddy waters media on the internet is that even possible and if so how
1:42:53
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just figured out [Music] why we say that everyone oh no how dare
1:43:06
you because yeah we don’t know who our guest is oh oh i know
1:43:15
of course i know who my guest is my show yeah you fool
1:43:21
of course i know oh my god let’s take a look on over who that where it is now oh yeah look at that you are going to have
1:43:27
just the most fantastic guest fantastic guest you’re it’s going to blow your mind i don’t even want to say it yet
1:43:33
because i want you guys to have some time to prepare yourselves emotionally for my amazing special surprise guest
1:43:41
it starts with a z and doesn’t end with an ubi um
1:43:48
wait do you know who my guest is oh i have no idea oh i have access to your calendar and i
1:43:54
don’t know who your guest is
1:44:01
wait who starts with a z and doesn’t end with a ooby i don’t know not zooby um
1:44:09
i had zooby once that was fun i know i know that was my favorite if someone were looking for us on the internet is
1:44:14
that even possible if somehow it is possible all one would have to do gosh
1:44:19
if uh you were one of the old school people who instead of enjoying looking at the
1:44:26
ruggedly handsome faces of me and my co-host spike
1:44:32
but instead preferred to listen to the sweet dulced tones of our voices as you
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drove to work or drifted off into slumber land
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all you would have to do is head on over to anchor dot fm yes
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two cents do the math
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yeah but you should still put that in you should put it in because it seems like if enough people put it in they
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just give it to you anyway because yeah they give it back that’s not a guarantee
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i haven’t already for some reason but now now i’m going to folks thanks so much
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effed up by the freaking green screen probably not but uh we’re gonna begin
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we’re going to be uh doing this especially it’s got the birdie on it it’s got uh muddy waters media on it
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it’s got at the bottom it says don’t need roads and it’s not gonna
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last week you were like oh we’re not gonna show you what’s on the bottom until
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and it also the signature has been they’re not going to remember
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in the sig the signatures have been epoxy coated over so you can
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wash this and use it and it won’t mess with the signature i don’t know i can lick it it doesn’t matter
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did you just look at the tumbler no i did i i did i’m not gonna lick this you know how much more money we’d get if i
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lick this so uh we’ll be doing that next week uh
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but thanks so much again for tuning in we love you so much we can’t wait to see you next week we’ll
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