Episode 183 – Fact Checking Joe Biden’s Town Hall (ft. Joel Getz)

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well it’s about time
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i am here i am the
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your financier i’m your supernatural
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debt cancellation
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i am why brother copeland would you
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think if your person should give
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untie absolutely i am
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i’m a new person i’m a new man i’m a new
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woman oh i like that i’m a new boy i’m a
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new girl oh i confess that
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i am i’m here i am the one
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i am raise your voice
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you
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i am it’s my time to stop tithing
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and tonight we are going to invest in
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this ministry
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i’m a new person i’m a new man i’m a new
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woman oh i like that i’m a new boy i’m a
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new girl
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oh i confess that i am here
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hang out
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i
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83 years old get up
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so
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the vanguard
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joel vote for this man or you deserve
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what you get
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you told me you would hook me up with a
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sweet nickname and you did not
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disappoint me sir
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i’m glad that i was able to deliver for
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you that’s good it’s a nickname
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and a campaign slogan rolled into
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enrolled into one
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east it’s east stroudsburg pennsylvania
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right
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yes sir now before we get into
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stroudsburg
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if okay before we get into anything
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everybody needs to wish our guest
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a very happy birthday yes he is spending
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his birthday with
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us muddied waters of freedom
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to talk about his campaign and this is
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the best thing he could think to do on
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his birthday
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which is sad i did try i did try to hang
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out with you guys on tuesday but uh
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you know we we ran into an issue or two
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yeah
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that’s also true that’s fair but that’s
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that’s fair
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but to be additionally fair that’s not
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our fault because
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well i guess it is our fault
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i don’t want to take yeah why aren’t we
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blaming stephen
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that’s stephen’s you guys can’t hear it
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but i’m playing some
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some happy birthday music in the
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background
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so joel
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can you uh tell us a little bit on how
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you became a libertarian to start with
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before you decided to uh
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run for office yeah
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like a lot of people in my general age
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range
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i started paying attention to politics
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around 2012
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thanks to a mr ron
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and paul i started looking into him i
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obviously found out about the
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libertarian party
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registered libertarian voted libertarian
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for a while
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but didn’t really become involved until
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the jorgensen cohen campaign
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i ended up being the social media
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director for the state of pennsylvania
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for that campaign
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um had the pleasure of being asked to
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leave the steamtown mall
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in scranton with spike while we were
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collecting signatures
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i forgot all about that
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yes we i i can say that i got kicked out
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of a mall with a vice presidential
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the first time in like 20 something
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years i got kicked out of a mall
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we were good about it though we even
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said yes we’re leaving because we
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respect
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private property rights and the security
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guard was like
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okay just please leave um
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the first time i ever get kicked out of
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a mall it’s with spike freaking cowards
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it gets it’s pretty solid if you’re
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gonna get kicked out of them all and i’m
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an expert in getting kicked out of malls
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it’s been a while
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but i’ve been kicked out of many malls
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and shopping centers in my
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in my in my criminal career i guess uh
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i i i it was this one was a lot
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like less high impact than the previous
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times
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like there was no chasing do you
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remember that mall there was an aquarium
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and a delorean in it
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yeah no it was an intense ball how did i
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this is just guys this just goes to show
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how much stuff i did last year
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that had a liquid zoo and a dog
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a liquid a fish a fish sue a kid
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a kid popped a balloon and obviously we
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were in a mall so it was insanely loud
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and like me and laquin both turned at
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the same time and it looked like he was
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about ready to dive on top of spike
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it was one of the funniest things i’ve
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ever been to
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we all thought i had been shot um and
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and me especially i was pretty sure i’d
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been shot and i thought well this is how
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it ends in a mall
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in uh in suburban pennsylvania um and
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and so so yeah we were why did we get
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kicked out they just didn’t want us
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there
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asking uh asking people to vote or
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something
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oh yeah we were there even said he
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wasn’t sure if it was allowed
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or whatever and we were like whatever
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whatever we it was kind of dead there
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but we were walking through to um
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uh to uh collect ballots access
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signatures
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to get everyone on the ballot and we had
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we were doing better outside because
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there was more people
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outside but frankly the mall was like i
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mean it was burning hot outside
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and i was wearing a suit so i was like
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yeah let’s go in the mall and see if
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there’s any people here and there there
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weren’t a lot of people but i was fine
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but then we got we got kicked out yeah i
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forgot about that
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you’re not a real vegetarian until you
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get too much out of them
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that’s so funny you’re not a real
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libertarian until you get kicked out of
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a mall with spike cohen
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so oh that’s funny so tell us a little
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like
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you’re running for um i should have done
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better notes mayor correct
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of east stroudsburg yes uh east mudsburg
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yes
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east mudsburg yeah east mudsburg
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pennsylvania the famous east mudsburg
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the famous east mutzberg of the measles
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of the well of the well-known east mud
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mudsburg penguin franchise
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that’s right and uh much better than
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west mudsburg
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oh gosh better best mudsburg don’t talk
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about west mudsburg
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we definitely don’t talk about west mud
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makes me sick really what’s happening
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over there in west mudsburg
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um so tell us about how you plan to save
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uh east stroudsburg from west is there a
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west stroudsburg or is it just
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is there there is there’s a regular
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strasbourg and we are east strasbourg
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um although one of the things i plan on
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doing is invading stroudsburg and
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uniting
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uh both stroudsburg’s one of my campaign
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slogans is actually make stroudsburg
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east again
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so we’re gonna we’re gonna do that um
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yes
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got some other other minor things i want
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to try to get done like decriminalizing
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marijuana
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um eliminate the the parking meters in
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front of our businesses making them free
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set up a program to kind of match people
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up uh
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in the winter time people who can’t
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shovel or just frankly don’t want to
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make figure out a way to match them up
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with people who are unemployed or
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children or whoever wants to make some
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extra cash doing some shoveling
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um so minor ideas like
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that and uh abolishing the sale of
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turkey bacon
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so the big ones there are obviously
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unifying
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the stroudsburgs under the under the
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correct and rightful east stroudsburg
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order name right and then also
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making turkey bacon legal illegal
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and then but also decriminalizing
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marijuana which to me that seems like a
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good trade-off
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like you can smoke weed but then you put
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no turkey bacon
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yeah and you know quite frankly i’m even
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willing to go a step further i don’t
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care why you smoke just stop buying
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turkey bacon
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it’s it’s disgrace it’s pathetic you
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know we’ve come too far as
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a society to still be allowing stuff
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like that
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in my life i’ve really evolved past it’s
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totally what’s your opinion
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on faking yeah fake bacon
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what do you what do you think my opinion
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might be a mac come on
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but if it’s not real bacon you need to
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get it out of my face
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all right i’m i’m down i just want to
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make sure that we’re being consistent
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here
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hey i’m consistent man i i like bacon
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real bacon get that weak stuff out of
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here
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now what about beef bacon because i
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actually think beef bacon tastes better
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than pork bacon and to be clear beef
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bacon
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is the same cut as pork bacon just on a
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cow instead of a pig whereas turkey
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bacon
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is just processed turkey yeah
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beef bacon’s fine um as long as it’s not
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some some whack
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garbage that says oh look it’s healthier
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i don’t eat bacon because i’m trying to
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be healthy
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i eat bacon because i i’m depressed and
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i want to eat a whole pound of meat
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right now so i’ve cured me
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i’ve cured it oh wow yeah my cholesterol
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is way too healthy like we need to jack
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those numbers up
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my cholesterol is not way too healthy
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but yet i will still eat
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a pound of bacon yeah i should say i
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assume mine is healthy
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i was going to say that with your diet i
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can we make that assumption
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i mean you’ve talked a lot about bacon
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during what should be a political
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interview
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and i’ve and i’m i’m i’m concerned in
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all fairness that it’s possible
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your cholesterol might not be and your
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blood pressure too
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might not be quite as good as your as
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your in uh you know
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as you’re as you’re uh presuming it to
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be you started your campaign on
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cheesy bread so i mean can you
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and do you see me over here claiming to
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be healthy i have never
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i have ms i have terrible health like
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who am i like i would never i’m spite
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cohen and i’m super healthy
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that’s why i have a neurodegenerative
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disease like you’re probably still
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in considerably better shape than i am
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that’s probably
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true listen i mean we although i will
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say like we were both
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happy to be in air conditioning in what
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was that what city what city were we in
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when we were doing that
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in the mall scrim scranton scantron
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sorry how could i forget we were in
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scantron
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um yeah so michael scott man yeah where
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i had just taken a photo
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so this is relevant to your campaign
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since we’re doing this
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uh i was at they wanted to take a badass
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photo of me
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in front of the paper company thing or
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whatever
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no one told me that my tie was like at
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my like
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seven inches above my navel and you’re
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so tired
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jackass photo hold on a second let me
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find this nonsense
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it it looked like a child wearing his
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first tie for easter i am so
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angry at this photo anytime oh my gosh
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it’s so bad oh my lord let me play this
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nonsense i will
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i will point out for everyone though
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that this man appeared to be wearing
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like
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gator shoes or something and you look i
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was yeah
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yeah no i was i was yeah certified pimp
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with my younger brother’s tie on
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i let me let me this was so
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let me get this damn photo oh my gosh
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this made me so angry
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and it was all over it was such a hit on
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my social media and everyone’s like hey
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nice tie
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schmuck look at this garbage look at
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this
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and then they they they turned it into a
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meme where they would they like added
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length to your ties
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they added length to the tie yeah no
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look
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why and then the angle which made it
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even worse
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like why did no one
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say anything it was after this that i
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realized
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i needed to learn to tie my own ties and
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i did
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it it kind of looks like in that photo
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you’re about to drop a dope mixtape and
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speaking of
23:08
um that actually reminds me uh spike
23:11
release the mixtape now or and no one
23:15
gets hurt
23:16
i didn’t say that listen i’m going to
23:19
here’s
23:20
here’s what i’m going to do okay i’m
23:23
going to play the first
23:24
i’m going to play the first track from
23:26
my mixtape right now okay
23:28
legitimately white right now because you
23:32
asked and because it’s your birthday
23:34
i am going to i told people that i would
23:36
deliver
23:38
youtube don’t you no this is definitely
23:41
not going to get us kicked off of
23:42
youtube i promise you
23:43
um i mean it might i it definitely will
23:47
not hold up
23:48
i’m going to this is yeah he got us
23:50
kicked out track number one
23:52
of why is this not working hold on
23:56
let me get my thing it’s the the tech
23:58
guy
23:59
yeah so this is
24:06
all right this is look this is the first
24:09
track
24:10
on my on my mixtape for everyone to
24:13
listen to right now okay
24:15
happy birthday by the way this is it
24:17
right here
24:18
um
24:24
she’s over there with that man she makes
24:26
me call that but he’s not my dad that’s
24:28
scary
24:29
my real dad ran away oh daddy what did i
24:32
do to make you not love me
24:33
is it my obesity is it because i love
24:36
the theater
24:37
why why did you leave
24:42
thank you
24:46
i i i think we’re all done searching for
24:48
the mixtape now
24:52
i think that’s how you got it to go away
24:54
we all heard that we’re like
24:55
all right now everyone leave me alone
24:58
that is actually the first track of my
25:00
mixtape
25:04
so tell me a little bit about the voting
25:05
demographic in your area
25:08
oh we’re still doing this okay um yes
25:11
you’re still running for office
25:13
i thought that was all a joke um anyway
25:16
yeah
25:16
we have a democratic democratic
25:18
incumbent
25:19
um i’d say the borough itself means
25:23
fire to guess not looking at literally
25:26
any official numbers
25:27
60 40 democrat rally um
25:31
but and and the guy he’s currently
25:34
married he’s a good dude
25:35
um nothing wrong with him but hey we
25:37
could always uh we could always use some
25:39
more libertarian ideas
25:41
in office um and he’s ran unopposed the
25:44
past i think two elections
25:46
so i see that i’m like now you gotta at
25:49
least have some comments you gotta have
25:50
someone running against it yeah
25:51
yeah i i can’t stand that when it’s like
25:54
there’s only one person running
25:56
why is it because everyone agrees with
25:58
what they’re doing no
25:59
that’s just no one runs i need
26:03
i need like 16 signatures so like why
26:05
why wouldn’t you just have somebody run
26:06
is that the threshold is 16 signatures
26:10
16 and a half uh two percent of the
26:12
winners total and luckily you know since
26:13
he ran unopposed he only got like 700
26:16
votes last time
26:17
so that kind of made it easier
26:22
no one else is running against this guy
26:25
the hat that i’m not yet that i know of
26:26
to be so the civic engagement the civic
26:30
engagement in east stroudsburg is
26:31
clearly
26:32
very high because 16
26:36
no one was able to cross the 16 and a
26:38
half vote threshold
26:40
to run for mayor well once once i become
26:43
mayor
26:44
everybody’s going to be kind of high at
26:45
esper because we’re going to
26:46
decriminalize that
26:51
that can be one of little that can be
26:52
one of your your your promises you can
26:54
say
26:55
when i’m done here everyone’s gonna be
26:57
higher
26:58
than our 16 and a half vote threshold
27:01
huh
27:02
huh you could do that every time you go
27:04
huh
27:12
jorgensen’s phone number if she can come
27:14
up that’d be great we just need
27:15
everybody
27:16
all hands on deck i can come i can
27:19
definitely come up there and get you the
27:21
16 and a half signatures myself
27:25
just by playing that track on my mixtape
27:29
and saying i won’t stop playing it until
27:31
i’ll follow him around and say i’m not
27:32
playing this
27:33
i’m not going to stop playing this until
27:35
you sign this thing and they’ll be like
27:37
what is this i’ll be like it doesn’t
27:38
matter just sign it it’s the thing that
27:40
stops the music
27:42
that’s what it is i’m worried if you
27:45
play your mixtape
27:46
here they they’ll just cancel the
27:48
election and and make me mayor
27:50
permanently
27:51
the listen i’d love to help you in that
27:53
way
27:58
you’re you’re a generous man spike cohen
28:01
so
28:02
before we get started hey by the way do
28:04
you have time to stick around and do the
28:05
show with us
28:07
yeah why not okay cool cool let’s do
28:10
that
28:10
um so b are you cool with that matt
28:14
yeah i’m cool with that yeah okay cool
28:15
happy just take off
28:18
we’re good man we don’t you’re the guy
28:22
for your birthday you get to be guy on
28:24
left actually your guy on right
28:26
for your birthday you get to be guy on
28:28
right
28:29
yeah and i’m guy left your spike cohen
28:33
yeah you’re like mike cohen do i have
28:35
like
28:36
do i have to have like really bad
28:38
looking bangs or whatever to
28:39
to be that guy on the right yeah no
28:41
definitely do something about that here
28:42
that looks way too good
28:44
and and kept you have to pull that put
28:47
that sucker down
28:48
you gotta comb that you got it down you
28:50
gotta get tasha like you just let her
28:52
have a pair of scissors and like let her
28:54
fix that thing man like it’s
28:56
not good she won’t touch my hair she
28:58
won’t touch my hair
29:00
i ah man yeah i know it’s good i think
29:03
you’d be president right now if you just
29:05
clean that up if i didn’t have
29:06
these bangs yeah no i i don’t have a
29:09
compelling argument
29:10
for the and you think that spike’s hair
29:13
is what stopped him
29:16
that’s you know what that’s you know i
29:18
didn’t really get made fun of of my hair
29:20
that much during the campaign
29:21
until after the campaign and i do think
29:23
it was because
29:24
compared to what donald trump okay well
29:27
two two things one you didn’t get made
29:29
fun of that you heard
29:31
and two i think if you said more racist
29:34
things while you had bad hair it would
29:36
be okay
29:37
oh okay so if it’s like yeah your hair
29:40
sucks and i’m like okay but
29:41
but also i hate mexicans and they’re
29:43
like oh all right well then
29:45
yeah okay okay all right now that makes
29:47
no because then then it’s on brand right
29:49
like
29:49
to be racist and have terrible hair is
29:52
they won’t notice
29:53
that they don’t they won’t even notice
29:54
your hair once they’re when they’re like
29:56
reeling from like some racist diatribe
29:58
you went off on like about
30:00
the vietnamese or something you know
30:01
like wow oh yeah and i gotta pick
30:03
something like
30:04
like mexi being racist against mexicans
30:07
is completely played out i’d have to
30:08
pick like
30:11
like a really like a very unrepresented
30:14
ethnic group in this country which kind
30:17
of makes it worse because then there’s
30:18
only like 12 of them and they’re like
30:19
what the hell what do we do
30:21
what do we do wait why us
30:24
what look what is your problem yeah so
30:27
i’m not going to be like
30:28
be super specific and take like four
30:31
different ethnicities but like you they
30:32
have to meet like the whole criteria
30:34
like
30:34
irish americans from mexico who were
30:37
born in march
30:38
screw and are left-handed like and you
30:42
know like
30:42
really like so it ends up being like six
30:44
people who are like
30:45
what the hell and they’re like getting
30:47
emailed and stuff like why cohen hates
30:49
you and like
30:49
what who so anyway speaking of obscure
30:54
uh racism
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31:54
we do this one we have some
31:57
blacking news
32:02
some blacking news here
32:16
so we’re back at war in syria
32:38
well that’s good i mean it’s not as
32:40
though the us military
32:42
has ever the pentagon has ever lied
32:44
about the pretext for starting a war
32:46
in a country or anything like that
32:50
i mean they can’t hear you
32:58
what i do
33:04
they can hear you now oh what happened
33:06
here
33:09
what did i do there we go
33:12
so you say all that again
33:16
so about 20 minutes before the show
33:18
started biden ordered airstrikes in
33:20
al bukamal syria near the border of iraq
33:24
um
33:27
so now what i said makes perfect sense
33:30
yes uh reports say they they were
33:32
targeting facilities used by
33:34
iranian-backed militia groups
33:36
and this was in retaliation for a rocket
33:38
attack on february 15th that killed one
33:40
civilian contractor and wounded a u.s
33:42
service member and other contractors
33:45
so yeah and as i like i said before
33:49
this is very common joel you you fully
33:52
trust the
33:53
military industrial complex right yeah
33:56
absolutely um i can’t think of many
33:59
things i would trust
34:00
more than the government um maybe gas
34:03
station
34:04
sushi or spike spike saying we’re gonna
34:08
go live on a tuesday
34:14
hey sorry man i i had to bring the heat
34:16
there
34:17
well you did well you did you did
34:21
yeah it kind of hurts now according to
34:23
early reports
34:25
go ahead according to your earlier
34:26
reports it wasn’t clear if damage was
34:28
cut what damage was caused
34:29
or if there were any casualties in this
34:31
attack but
34:33
again all of this most of this is coming
34:35
from the us government that’s saying
34:37
these things
34:38
and
34:41
you trust the stripper that say it says
34:43
you don’t need a condom
34:44
just ask hunter biden um
34:49
this took a turn like far to the left
34:53
this is man we’re gonna get accused of
34:56
being worse than the actual
34:58
air strikes like this is
35:03
how did this happen so speaking of air
35:06
strikes
35:07
um yeah i mean listen
35:10
this is this kind of stuff isn’t gonna
35:11
end until we bring the troops home
35:14
when you have occupations happening that
35:16
are never going to end
35:18
it leads people to attack that
35:20
occupation or
35:21
some would say defend themselves against
35:23
that occupation it’s never going to end
35:25
this is just another reason to bring the
35:27
troops home and it’s going to be used as
35:29
a pretext to
35:30
expand things in syria i hope that this
35:32
is just a limited thing
35:33
and that this isn’t you know pretext for
35:36
invasion but
35:37
they’ve been pushing for an invasion for
35:39
a while it was an attack
35:41
for iraq and they hit a syrian
35:46
because of the attack in iraq we hit
35:49
them in syria i think that
35:52
according to what reports were saying
35:54
which i had to
35:56
you know we i was reading things right
35:59
they were coming out right as we were
36:00
going live
36:01
yeah so yeah according to the reports
36:03
that i was seeing
36:04
um they they decided to do this as a
36:07
strategic attack in order to not
36:09
uh escalate the tensions any
36:12
further which i don’t know how bombing a
36:15
city in syria
36:16
won’t escalate tensions in iraq but
36:20
i do a podcast and i don’t do you know
36:22
foreign policy
36:23
um yeah but that was that was what their
36:26
reasoning was they said that they chose
36:28
this area in syria because
36:30
uh a lot of the iranian uh
36:32
militia-backed
36:33
people are iranian-backed militias are
36:36
uh
36:37
are staying there and they went after
36:39
their facilities
36:40
but they didn’t want to kill anybody
36:42
which i don’t know why you would do that
36:45
yep well trump did that though uh
36:48
uh or no trump took out uh the iranian
36:53
uh general and then the iranian
36:55
government
36:56
launched missiles but didn’t attack
36:58
didn’t target anyone
37:01
i i can say that as mayor of strasbourg
37:04
i will not be
37:05
attacking syria in any capacity that’s
37:08
unless they start something then i i
37:10
will
37:11
i will get them but by the way if okay
37:14
well that’s good to know
37:15
for the people of easter eggs how can
37:18
by the way how can people reach you uh
37:21
if they want to help your campaign like
37:22
where are you
37:24
that’s a great idea we made it this far
37:26
without me
37:27
actually plugging the reason i’m here uh
37:30
you can help me and my campaign at
37:35
g www.getsg t z the number four
37:38
mayer.com you can see where i stand on
37:41
uh the issues you can read a little bit
37:43
about me um you’ll be able to see some
37:46
endorsements coming soon and
37:48
more importantly you can donate because
37:52
yard signs apparently do not come in for
37:54
free you do have to spend a bunch of
37:56
money on them
37:57
not yet yeah but the good news is uh
38:02
spike cohen said he would personally
38:03
match any donations made
38:05
uh in the month of march which is not
38:07
true but
38:09
up to a thousand dogecoin i will i will
38:12
match any donation up to a thousand
38:14
dogecoin
38:15
this is actually a really good website
38:19
yo yo i should shout out michelle
38:22
tarouli for that she’s the one who took
38:23
the pictures she made the website
38:25
um and i always tell her i know she’s
38:27
amazing because she made me look like an
38:29
adult candidate running for office
38:32
which is not there is not easier it is
38:36
this is actually really good i i want to
38:38
i want to show the the people this real
38:40
quick
38:41
i’m a little bit hurt that you sound so
38:43
surprised yeah it’s good
38:46
no that’s this isn’t surprise i’m just
38:48
you know
38:49
saying i’ve seen a lot of libertarians
38:52
campaign sites and
38:54
i would be yeah that’s gonna
38:57
definitely have a part about as you put
38:59
it invade
39:01
stroudsburg i wasn’t i wasn’t messing
39:04
around
39:04
i will no i can tell that’s and you’re
39:08
looking
39:08
at colonial troops
39:13
yeah i i should have mentioned that too
39:14
when we invade everyone will be wearing
39:17
colonial costumes
39:21
oh yeah that one’s important too
39:25
eliminate permit requirements yeah yard
39:28
sales
39:29
sidewalk sales that kind of stuff pretty
39:31
much if it’s you need a permit for it i
39:33
just want to get rid of it because it’s
39:34
probably
39:34
yeah probably a waste of time you have
39:37
to vote for this man
39:39
east stroudsburg here’s him here’s where
39:41
you donate
39:43
and media you can can you put the 38
39:45
second clip from our
39:46
interview tuesday up on the media
39:49
yeah i’m going to take all of these down
39:52
and only put the 38 second one
39:57
i was also told to say hi from brian
39:59
nichols to you i was on with him
40:01
yesterday that that’s coming out i guess
40:03
in a couple weeks
40:04
oh brian’s great yeah brian’s great yeah
40:07
yeah i had a great time talking to him
40:09
uh spike while you’re on the website
40:11
there you could you know just go ahead
40:13
and donate right there yeah
40:15
i’m definitely gonna write this down for
40:17
later
40:18
again no no right so my entire fortune
40:22
was converted into dogecoin back in
40:24
january
40:25
and uh i need a dogecoin link
40:29
i can’t ethically and
40:32
for religious reasons all of my all of
40:35
my finances are now done through
40:37
dogecoin did did you just pull the
40:40
jewish card
40:41
so that you wouldn’t have to donate to
40:42
me the old
40:44
jewish dogecoin card yes yeah that’s
40:47
the oldest trick in the book spike the
40:50
oldest
40:52
the oldest jewish trick in the book i
40:53
use a different currency than you
40:57
so speaking of brian nichols for the
41:00
last
41:00
three weeks in the world where in the
41:04
american political podcast ratings
41:08
he has been one above us every week
41:11
that’s really going to change after
41:13
today after today
41:15
this is well yeah we’ve got joel getz on
41:17
brian nichols
41:18
you’re done now to the moon baby yeah
41:21
we’ve got he has been
41:22
one above us every single week
41:25
yeah no that ends today you guys are
41:28
going to be number one until about march
41:30
8th when my episode with him comes out
41:33
um which i think might actually somehow
41:35
have been a little bit
41:36
more disorganized than this um i’m going
41:39
to
41:39
destroy a good time that episode
41:42
i won’t rest until that episode has been
41:45
canceled and deleted from the internet
41:47
we are not losing we are taking we are
41:50
overtaking
41:51
brian nichols’s place in in the
41:54
on on podcasting he he does this
42:00
he doesn’t live no i
42:04
you send me your mixtape i will go to
42:06
his house and destroy our
42:08
our our interview how many more tracks
42:11
do you need
42:12
i just played a track from my mixtape
42:16
spike i don’t want to track i want you
42:18
to take the playlist and i want you to
42:19
send it to me in an email
42:22
nobody should be your donation
42:25
i didn’t get it no one’s getting it my
42:27
wife asked for it
42:29
i i am actually she didn’t she could
42:31
care less about this
42:32
um this uh but if she had i wouldn’t
42:35
have
42:37
um i this isn’t a
42:40
like just a playlist i remixed these
42:42
songs
42:44
i understand that why do you think we
42:46
want it so bad spike
42:48
well granted but
42:51
speaking of things that people speaking
42:54
of
42:55
lashing out against the supreme court
42:56
yesterday donald trump
42:58
one day lashed out against the supreme
43:00
court yesterday
43:01
for failing to block the new york uh
43:04
district attorney for from seeing his
43:06
financial records
43:08
in an ongoing investigation into his
43:10
business dealings matt
43:11
yeah yeah that’s right that all happened
43:13
monday um
43:14
because these notes were from tuesday
43:18
uh but yeah that happened monday and uh
43:20
trump called it a fishing expedition and
43:22
part of the greatest political witch
43:24
hunt in history
43:26
part of the greatest it it’s the
43:27
greatest political wisdom in
43:29
all of history just fantastic um but
43:32
nobody knew that because he’s not on
43:33
social media
43:34
um today who did he say this to
43:39
i don’t know uh he walked outside and
43:41
just he just
43:42
he just screamed this is the greatest
43:44
witch hunt in all of human history
43:46
and then went back inside right um today
43:50
the
43:50
new york d.a did get these records these
43:53
financial records and tax documents
43:55
and it’s over a million pages
44:00
what yep it is over a million
44:04
pages i think that they just sent him
44:06
literally everything
44:09
they’re just barriers he used the saddam
44:12
strategy so when when
44:16
the uh uh the international atomic
44:19
energy association or whoever it was in
44:21
charge of uh
44:22
you know verifying uh saddam’s
44:25
compliance with the with the
44:26
the wmd thing uh or the u.n required uh
44:30
saddam to release his wmd evidence he
44:34
released like
44:35
tens of millions of pages he gave them
44:38
it was like
44:39
trucks full of paper and and and they
44:42
had to go through it and
44:43
it was there was nothing there but it
44:44
was like it was just like he just was
44:46
like oh okay i’ll just get i probably
44:48
gave them every
44:49
everything that was of no value um that
44:52
is funny
44:53
uh this was reported on
44:56
cnbc since i didn’t update the notes um
45:02
yeah it just says millions of pages
45:04
that’s all it says is millions of pages
45:07
so i they just send everything they send
45:10
everything
45:11
that’s probably mostly like photocopies
45:14
of somebody’s
45:15
like ass and they’re just like i just
45:16
throw those in there too
45:19
it’s just a bunch of steel dossier
45:21
reprinted
45:22
over and over and over again
45:27
it’s the it is the war it is the phrase
45:29
greatest political witch hunt in history
45:31
but each page
45:33
it’s tilted one degree so if you flip it
45:36
if you flip it it slowly rotates around
45:40
in a circle and and does that like 12 or
45:43
13 times that’s like
45:45
that’s like about 20 000 pages oh man
45:48
that’s funny
45:49
so another uh thing that came out that
45:51
shocks no one is that uh
45:53
malcolm x’s family uh have made public
45:56
uh a letter that was written by a
45:58
deceased police officer named ray wood
46:01
who states that the nypd and the fbi
46:04
were behind malcolm x’s 1965 killing
46:07
again
46:07
surprising absolutely literally zero
46:11
percent of people yeah wood’s letter
46:14
uh said under the direction of my
46:16
handlers i was told to encourage
46:18
leaders and members of the civil rights
46:20
group to commit felonious acts
46:22
um which i believe is entrapment
46:26
uh i will have to confer with catherine
46:29
zeta-jones
46:30
but i’m pretty certain that that is
46:32
entrapment
46:37
why why the weird look is that a
46:39
reference that nobody gets
46:42
is that like a i’m not so i don’t know
46:45
what it means
46:47
she was in a movie called entrapment
46:49
with sean connery
46:52
and it was a there was a very famous
46:54
scene of her practicing going through
46:56
laser
46:59
oh wow yeah did this movie have like
47:02
sound was this like way
47:04
back in the day or like
47:07
it was like 10 years ago no i
47:10
well no it was actually like 22 years
47:13
ago but
47:14
anyway was it really yeah it was in 1999
47:17
we’re just so wow yeah you know we’re
47:20
we’re old man i’m old i don’t know about
47:24
you
47:24
all right no no more catherine
47:26
zeta-jones references
47:28
um yeah like most of our audience
47:32
wasn’t alive when that movie came out if
47:35
that if you want to be depressed again
47:37
um
47:40
so we know that the government so a a
47:43
jury unanimously concluded after looking
47:45
at evidence that the government was
47:47
behind the killing of martin luther king
47:49
we know from a release co intel pro
47:52
documents
47:53
that the uh that uh they assassinated
47:55
and slandered fred hampton
47:57
uh who was a black panthers leader who
47:59
was unifying different uh
48:01
racially based groups uh behind uh
48:04
behind the idea of anti-authoritarianism
48:08
uh we know that they uh uh
48:11
that they put uh leonard peltier in
48:13
prison
48:14
on bogus charges uh we know that
48:17
you know there’d be no reason to doubt
48:20
uh
48:21
the at least the possibility that the
48:23
fbi and the nypd conspired
48:26
with certain members of the nation of
48:27
islam to uh assassinate
48:29
uh malcolm x so there there’s no real
48:31
surprise there
48:33
um speaking of no real surprise
48:36
um ted cruz decided not to stay in texas
48:39
and use his
48:40
magic zodiac powers to stop the
48:43
snowstorm matt
48:45
yeah um a lot of people freaked out
48:48
about this story
48:49
about ted cruz leaving to go to cancun
48:51
and i didn’t i was like
48:53
that’s what i would do i would leave
48:57
because i get that okay so in
49:01
for optics it’s terrible for optics
49:05
and if you want to say that you’re a
49:06
leader in texas then you would
49:08
at the very least you would be focused
49:10
on coordinating efforts
49:12
to try to help the people in texas that
49:14
are being affected by this historic
49:16
snowstorm even if you choose to
49:18
personally leave texas and go somewhere
49:20
where
49:21
where you’re able to uh you know able to
49:23
you know make sure that you have power
49:25
the whole time so you can better
49:26
coordinate efforts whatever
49:27
but like you went to cancun
49:31
like he was just like oh it’s good
49:33
weather’s gonna be
49:34
really really bad all right i’m going
49:36
now i don’t think
49:38
it’s possible that he didn’t realize
49:39
just how historic of a snowstorm this
49:41
was gonna be
49:42
he just decided to take a vacation
49:44
because the weather was gonna be bad
49:46
which
49:46
i mean who hasn’t done that who’s been
49:48
able to but he also left his poodle
49:50
behind which kind of bothered me
49:52
i i will make two promises uh when i
49:55
am mayor not only will i not be a
49:58
prolific serial killer
50:00
i will also prevent it from snowing
50:04
will you allow your father to kill jfk
50:08
um i i’m gonna
50:12
have to say no to that being that he’s
50:14
dead already so it’s
50:15
i’m not supporting you i can’t support
50:17
you anymore i’m so sorry
50:18
all right then he’s dead you know screw
50:20
it okay all right good no i’m back
50:22
i’m back you gotta go back i will i will
50:23
come back
50:29
i did forget to mention it to you spike
50:31
um i’ve been telling people for a 100
50:33
donation you can come to eastburg and
50:36
commit a misdemeanor crime
50:39
uh you will be arrested but like i
50:41
personally won’t stop you
50:44
so you could just a free pass to do
50:47
whatever you want if you donate to the
50:48
campaign but it’s not a free pass
50:49
because they’re still going to get
50:50
arrested
50:51
you’re still going to get arrested no
50:53
you get a pass from me though so
50:54
that’s i can’t control everybody else
50:56
you know oh like you’re not gonna
50:58
personally stop them
51:00
yeah but you’re also not gonna stop the
51:02
police from arresting them
51:04
well i mean i you know no
51:08
but just give me your money okay it’s
51:10
not come on
51:12
you’re making this tough just give me
51:14
all give me a you’re making it sound
51:16
like a stick up here
51:19
no it sounds like you’re encouraging
51:20
other people to do stick-ups
51:23
so or at least but to be clear i mean
51:27
who here has ever said
51:28
if you commit a misdemeanor i will
51:30
physically stop you
51:31
so really you’re just monetizing on that
51:43
it certainly is an innovation
51:46
so uh aoc credit where credit’s due
51:50
uh she raised over five million dollars
51:52
in donations for texas
51:54
proving once again uh that we need
51:56
government uh to
51:57
do things that are charitable for people
51:59
because voluntary action just won’t ever
52:01
happen
52:03
that’s right uh she said 100 of the
52:05
money raised through her
52:06
uh grassroots donor network will go
52:08
directly to help texans
52:10
uh the funds will be split among 10
52:12
relief organizations including food
52:14
housing and elder care support
52:16
um and good on her good honor
52:19
absolutely jj watt does something
52:21
similar i’m not sure if he will after he
52:23
got cut but
52:24
um he does something similar often
52:27
whenever there’s a
52:28
tragedy in texas and whenever you have
52:31
people i don’t care if you’re
52:32
politicians or uh private
52:34
private citizens um if you’re raising
52:37
money
52:38
if you are using your your your fame and
52:41
your
52:42
network to you have a weird look on your
52:45
face
52:46
yeah go ahead they’re saying the sound’s
52:48
bad
52:49
oh well yes it’s uh skype
52:53
yeah but they’re saying it’s bad now
52:56
hold on folks
52:57
let me
53:01
is it better now
53:04
so go ahead we blame for this steven
53:09
yes so it’s better now yeah okay all
53:11
right cool
53:13
okay um so any
53:16
anytime somebody any any person i don’t
53:18
care if you’re a politician or a private
53:20
citizen any time that you uh
53:22
go out and you raise money without the
53:24
aid of government
53:26
and you give 100 of that to the people
53:29
that you are raising it for
53:30
good on you yes absolutely good on you
53:34
yep no absolutely we are very very happy
53:37
about that
53:38
um i think if it were me i’d do a power
53:41
play
53:42
and donate like a thousand dollars to
53:46
the local uh humane society in ted
53:48
cruz’s area
53:49
in the name of this poodle just flex on
53:53
them
53:54
that’s that’s actually fair i would do
53:58
that
53:58
that’s excellent for sparky this is
54:00
sparky sparky cruise
54:02
i’m going to find out what ted poodles
54:04
and ted cruz’s poodles please please be
54:06
snowflake
54:09
please be snowflake the poodle
54:12
spike since you’re an animal lover i
54:14
should tell you i did research oh my
54:15
gosh
54:16
it’s snowflake holy sh
54:22
there’s no way that’s true that’s
54:25
amazing
54:29
matt wright the legend
54:33
oh that apparently
54:36
a 2014 facebook post by cruz apparently
54:39
showing a picture of the dog identifies
54:41
it as a rescue puppy named aptly enough
54:44
snowflake gender unknown which is a
54:46
weird name snowflake gender unknown
54:49
yeah there we go yeah
54:54
a few weeks ago as they were going to
54:55
bed carolyn and kathleen prayed
54:58
dear jesus please please please bring us
55:00
a puppy well
55:01
meet snowflake a rescue puppy who has
55:03
made two little girls
55:04
unbelievably happy that
55:08
and so to show how much we care
55:11
we’re going to leave snowflake outside
55:14
during a snowstorm
55:17
because they didn’t specify when they
55:19
said please jesus bring us a puppy
55:21
they didn’t say and we won’t neglect it
55:26
in sub-zero temperatures
55:29
it should have been more specific for
55:31
sure should have been more specific
55:33
those kids learned a powerful lesson
55:34
there
55:34
about character um so speaking of which
55:40
speaking of character breaking news
55:42
spike cohen is against animal abuse
55:46
yeah breaking news for anyone who didn’t
55:47
know that so speaking of which we have
55:51
speaking of so our next segment is the
55:55
personal injury attorney
55:56
chris reynolds attorney at law anchor
55:58
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56:00
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56:03
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56:37
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very true here are our
57:01
questions what’s that now spike owens
57:04
asking for donations after he refused to
57:07
publicly donate to me
57:09
well again i said i need the dogecoin
57:13
option
57:13
so uh so we have two questions both of
57:16
them from alex boyer
57:18
boyer foyer from alex boyer
57:22
uh enters the first one virginia
57:33
oh no i can’t hear that
57:36
i cannot hear that
57:40
you should have just pretended to be
57:41
able to hear it and then just answered a
57:42
random question
57:45
spike would’ve been like matt what are
57:46
your thoughts i’d be like
57:48
i agree with what you said that’s a
57:51
tricky situation that has to be handled
57:53
delicately
57:55
i am yes that’s an excellent point but i
57:58
i i think there are many sides to this
58:00
subject
58:01
so i’m making an executive decision
58:03
we’re going to postpone
58:04
the personal injury attorney chris
58:06
reynolds attorney at law anchor calling
58:07
moment
58:08
until next week because skype sucks and
58:11
we
58:12
hate it
58:15
yes yes so
58:19
we’ll go to our next segment which is
58:21
that joe biden
58:22
was once again in front of a camera and
58:25
you know
58:26
that ends poorly very
58:29
that ends poorly very often so he took
58:32
part in a town paul
58:34
hosted by anderson cooper matt yeah last
58:37
week probably
58:38
it may have been thursday maybe a week
58:40
ago today
58:41
um and wow cnn to their credit
58:45
have been pointing out all of the lies
58:47
that he told during the event
58:50
oh gosh i have to hold on i’m wait
58:54
hold on there we go
58:58
you just keep you put them all on the
59:00
other frame didn’t you yeah
59:02
yep um there we go
59:05
yep so cnn is actually fact checking uh
59:09
joe biden on what he said at their town
59:12
hall
59:12
uh which personally surprised the hell
59:14
out of me
59:15
um now we’re going to go into a couple
59:19
of things that you said some of the
59:20
stuff the cnn covering a few things that
59:22
weren’t covered by cnn um starting
59:25
with biden said that the 7.25 per
59:29
hour federal minimum wage is too low
59:32
and then said soon check false
59:36
no oh sorry i’ll go ahead and then he
59:37
said soon
59:39
cnn false it’s not true it’s not what
59:41
the federal minimum wage is
59:43
um and then he said soon after for
59:45
example if it went if we gradually
59:48
increased it
59:49
when we indexed it at 7 20
59:52
if we kept it indexed by two inflation
59:55
this is me i’m not making this up this
59:57
is what the quote is
59:59
um to inflation people would be making
60:02
20 bucks an hour right now that’s what
60:04
it would be
60:07
to which cnn said no
60:10
no today’s federal minimum wage of 7.25
60:13
per hour which took effect in 2009
60:16
would not even be close to 20 per hour
60:18
if congress had decided to link it to
60:20
inflation
60:21
adjusted for inflation 725 in 2009 was
60:24
equal to
60:25
8.98 we’ll call it nine bucks in january
60:28
of 2021.
60:30
so he was off by a hundred percent
60:34
a hundred like over a hundred yeah a
60:36
hundred like a hundred and ten
60:38
ten percent yeah yeah that’s
60:42
he was off by 110 there now obviously
60:47
i think what he’s trying to say is
60:49
people will reference what the minimum
60:51
wage was
60:52
in the 60s and say that if
60:55
that had continued to rise to inflation
60:57
it would be like
60:59
23 which makes me wonder why the hell is
61:02
our money worth that much less
61:04
maybe we could explore that number
61:07
because it’s not made with real metal
61:08
anymore
61:09
no because it’s made out of out of
61:11
monopoly money
61:12
right and in contrast
61:16
bitcoin i’m gonna i’m doing a
61:18
libertarian bitcoin thing now
61:20
bitcoin or dogecoin is worth
61:23
several tens of thousands of times what
61:26
it was worth
61:27
in fact let’s talk about bitcoin so the
61:29
federal minimum wage went into effect
61:31
in 2009 725 hey guess what also
61:35
happened in 2009 bitcoin
61:39
so i i will accept one bitcoin as a
61:42
donation as well just one single coin
61:44
that’s a bargain
61:46
i will i will also accept one so to put
61:49
it in perspective
61:50
in 2010 someone bought a pizza
61:54
for like a hundred thousand bitcoin or
61:56
something like that some ridiculous
61:57
amount of bitcoin
61:59
okay and more than likely that pizza
62:01
company
62:03
said hahaha and then like threw the
62:05
flash drive away because
62:06
you know whatever i think it was papa
62:08
john’s so probably
62:10
probably yeah because if they didn’t
62:12
they’d now be the most powerful company
62:14
on earth
62:15
right now uh the
62:18
a bitcoin used to be worth fractions of
62:20
a penny and is now worth
62:22
uh at what was it where it’s worth what
62:24
does it crash to most recently
62:26
uh has
62:29
recently crashed down to 46
62:34
661 retracing lows it hasn’t seen
62:38
since eight days ago how can you people
62:41
still be using this currency when it
62:42
keeps crashing
62:44
what’s it at forty six six
62:49
that pizza cost 466 million dollars
62:55
let me let me see what the amount of uh
62:56
yeah that’s what was good
62:58
it means better ingredients better pizza
63:00
papa john’s right uh
63:03
better repeat better ingredients a
63:05
little bit of racism papa john’s
63:08
yeah the pizza cup box and he needed 10
63:11
000 bitcoins to pay for
63:15
and now you could buy it with fractions
63:17
of a fraction of a bitcoin
63:19
so maybe it’s not the wage maybe it’s
63:21
the money we’re using
63:24
anyway um i’ll just leave that out there
63:27
joel as mayor of e stroudsburg do you
63:29
plan to put east stroudsburg back
63:31
on the gold standard um
63:35
yeah absolutely it’s it’s it’s a toss-up
63:37
between that or just
63:38
uh using bitcoin and dogecoin uh
63:43
we might just switch to dogecoin you
63:45
know that’s fine
63:46
i would i would move to a city that that
63:49
switched to the
63:50
dogecoin standard yeah um or
63:54
maybe hell maybe i’ll just make my own
63:55
currency call it gets coin i don’t know
63:57
like
63:58
but none of this none of this fake you
64:00
know monopoly money from the fed we’re
64:01
definitely it’s not that gets coin
64:04
gets called that’s cool we’ll call it
64:07
gets bread
64:08
get spread no i like it i like would
64:11
actually rather use that
64:12
than fiat currency um
64:16
so there also
64:19
he lied he also said that here’s another
64:22
statement he made
64:23
the vast majority of the people those 11
64:25
million undocumented
64:26
they’re not hispanics they’re pure
64:29
god they’re people who came on a visa
64:33
who was able to buy a ticket to get in a
64:36
plane
64:36
and didn’t go home they didn’t come
64:40
across the rio grande swimming
64:43
no
64:49
this guy is president
64:53
so cnn fact check this
64:57
and i just realized the insinuation that
64:59
he made with this statement
65:01
he said hispanics can’t afford plane
65:03
tickets
65:04
yeah that they have to swim here yeah
65:08
across the rio grande this is
65:11
i read this like 20 times the other day
65:14
when i was doing the notes
65:16
and it didn’t even occur to me that he
65:18
said hispanics
65:20
aren’t able to buy tickets because he
65:22
didn’t name
65:23
another race he didn’t say
65:27
it was asians who did this or it was
65:29
europeans who did this
65:30
he said they’re not hispanics they’re
65:32
people who
65:33
were able to buy a ticket
65:37
they didn’t come as opposed to swimming
65:39
here
65:43
so the people that will say things like
65:45
i’m so glad that donald trump’s gone and
65:47
we have some civility and intelligence
65:50
and we don’t have to listen to racist
65:51
remarks i’m like
65:52
you’ve never actually listened to joe
65:54
biden talk have you
65:56
like ever
65:59
oh like ever so
66:02
putting aside the inherent racism in his
66:05
statement
66:06
uh cnn did fact check that he was wrong
66:08
to claim that the majority of
66:09
undocumented immigrants are not hispanic
66:12
uh it’s the the numbers
66:15
are not exact it is obviously difficult
66:17
to compile
66:18
comprehensive statistics uh on a
66:21
population group of people that aren’t
66:22
here
66:23
legally according to the migration
66:25
policy institute
66:26
uh think tank they estimated in 2018
66:29
that
66:29
73 of undocumented people in the us
66:32
speak spanish at home
66:33
uh and 68 are from mexico and the
66:36
central america region
66:37
alone uh with an additional seven
66:39
percent from south america
66:40
that doesn’t include those who are from
66:42
uh uh
66:44
uh latino latin american islands uh such
66:47
as the dominican republic
66:49
and uh in cuba um pew research found
66:52
that
66:53
the mexican share of the undocumented
66:54
population has fallen over time
66:56
that people from latin america still
66:57
make up uh 77
66:59
of the undocumented population back in
67:02
2017. there were certainly many people
67:04
who as joe said was able to afford
67:09
any bad grammar too was able to buy a
67:12
ticket
67:13
to get in a plane and didn’t go home
67:16
and didn’t come across here’s a swimming
67:23
so i want to i want to address something
67:24
in the comments really quick
67:26
all of these quotes that we are using
67:28
are actual joe biden quotes we are
67:31
the only way that we are messing them up
67:33
is when we start laughing reading them
67:36
these are real quotes you can find them
67:39
on whitehouse.gov gum
67:42
do you do you think joe biden gets away
67:44
with it because it’s almost like
67:45
it’s like his kind of racism is is like
67:47
almost the cute kind of racism where
67:49
like your drunk senile uncle will like
67:52
start screaming about
67:53
mexicans at like thanksgiving dinner and
67:55
you’re like okay why don’t you go lay
67:57
down
67:59
i guess so i mean i i think honestly a
68:02
lot of it is people don’t actually
68:03
listen to what people say anymore
68:05
they hear what their favorite social
68:07
media pundits
68:08
say about what politicians say
68:12
so like i’m sorry i didn’t listen to
68:14
that
68:20
i can’t see your face spike so i hope
68:22
you’re laughing as well but i know matt
68:24
is uh
68:26
wait why can’t you see my face oh you
68:29
know what i can’t i’m not
68:30
i’m probably because i have a macbook
68:32
from like 2004 i don’t know
68:34
oh that could do it yeah that makes
68:36
sense that’s probably what’s doing what
68:37
do you
68:38
see i just see matt matt’s uh wonderful
68:42
hair come on yes you
68:45
you got it it’ll it’ll go between just
68:47
matt or then it’ll
68:49
have matt on the left and then you on uh
68:51
you on the right but
68:54
oh so like when i’m talking you then see
68:56
the the screw okay i see what okay
68:58
good um so then
69:02
next he said and i came back
69:05
and said they’re going to end their one
69:08
china
69:09
their one child policy because they’re
69:12
so xenophobic
69:14
they won’t let anyone else anybody else
69:16
in what i like about this quote is i
69:18
doubt
69:18
he this is an extension of another
69:21
sentence
69:21
i think he just started like someone
69:24
asked him a question and he’s like and i
69:25
came back
69:26
and said they’re gonna end their their
69:28
one child policy because they’re so
69:29
xenophobic they won’t let anybo
69:31
actually he said and there one china and
69:33
then he said their one child policy
69:35
because they’re so xenophobic they won’t
69:37
let anybody
69:38
else in and more people are retired
69:41
than working so how can they sustain
69:45
economic growth when more people are
69:49
retired than working
69:50
in china in china
69:54
with the one point whatever billion
69:57
people he said more people are retired
70:02
than working in china
70:06
where everything is made it’s actually
70:09
pronounced
70:10
china china
70:13
china yeah i know
70:16
um 707 go ahead
70:20
sorry yeah uh cnn fact check this as
70:22
well
70:23
uh and they said that it’s not even
70:26
close
70:27
that there are more people working than
70:30
in retirement um china reported having
70:33
about 775 million
70:35
employed people at the end of 2019
70:38
and have reported uh 254 million people
70:42
age 60 or above the normal retirement
70:45
benefits age
70:46
for men so an almost three to three to
70:49
one
70:51
ratio no a more than three to one ratio
70:55
uh retired to uh or working to retire
70:59
and he was saying that this happened
71:01
when he was vice president
71:02
so like 10 years ago
71:06
when china’s workforce was even younger
71:09
so the numbers were even more skewed uh
71:12
towards that
71:14
well thankfully that’s just a different
71:16
cultural norm
71:18
um the so then
71:22
the next thing he said was
71:26
we came into office there was only 50
71:29
can this man not speak english correctly
71:31
no
71:32
no he can’t yeah we came into office
71:36
there was only 50 million doses that was
71:40
available and then moments later he said
71:43
we got into office and found out the
71:45
supply there was no backlog i mean
71:47
there was nothing in the refrigerator
71:50
figuratively
71:51
and literally speaking how would you
71:53
figuratively say there’s nothing in the
71:55
room
71:56
and there were 10 million doses a day
71:59
that were available
72:00
so 50 million to nothing to nothing
72:05
figuratively and literally i why how was
72:08
that
72:08
is you know that old yard about nothing
72:10
being in the fridge
72:14
then later soon after that he told
72:16
anderson cooper
72:17
but when you and i talked last we talked
72:20
about
72:21
it’s one thing to have the vaccine which
72:24
we didn’t have when we came into office
72:26
wow
72:30
it actually hurts my brain just
72:32
listening to you read it i mean
72:35
so so which we didn’t have when we came
72:38
into office but a vaccinator
72:40
how do you get the vaccine into
72:42
someone’s arm
72:44
so in a period of a one town hall we
72:46
went from
72:47
there he came in office there were 50
72:49
million doses
72:51
to there was nothing available but that
72:54
they were
72:55
bringing in more doses every day to then
72:59
there was no vaccine until he came into
73:01
office
73:02
yes and so apparently he forgot that
73:06
uh he was vaccinated in december
73:09
uh fake news yeah
73:13
he got a shot he doesn’t know what it
73:14
was for um
73:16
that was just to keep him alive
73:20
fun fact he’s actually like the weekend
73:23
he’s like weekend at bernie’s he
73:25
actually i think passed away
73:26
several years ago and they’re just they
73:28
got him on strings and
73:29
stuff like that did anybody see
73:33
his uh his press conference today i
73:35
can’t even tell you what this thing was
73:36
about honestly that’s how bad of a press
73:38
conference it was it had something to do
73:40
with
73:41
health care i think i don’t know um but
73:45
in it it’s if you find it
73:48
like i should post it but i don’t know
73:51
where i have that link saved
73:53
um but he he’s talking
73:56
and he says he at like four minutes in
73:59
he starts talking about a computer chip
74:02
and he’s like we have more computer
74:03
chips now he pulls
74:05
a computer chip out of his pocket to
74:08
show it
74:10
and he’s like you probably can’t see it
74:12
and it’s like no
74:13
it’s a computer chip and you’re nine
74:16
feet away from the camera
74:19
you look like you’re just holding your
74:20
fingers this far apart
74:25
i kind of feel bad for the guy because
74:27
they’re just parading this out
74:29
but i was gonna say like we’re sitting
74:30
here fact checking someone who has no
74:33
clue
74:33
that he said any of this
74:36
yes like this just seems like the
74:38
biggest like we’ve spent we are hyper
74:41
focusing you know this statement he made
74:43
is factually inaccurate
74:44
and he’s like i don’t know who i am man
74:47
let me tell you
74:48
let me tell you man i met a guy his name
74:51
was salami sandwich
74:52
and he was a bad man like i mean this is
74:55
his name he was a poor
74:58
he was a bad boy salami sandwich like
75:02
and we was friends
75:03
like and and this
75:07
like there is and that we’re like you
75:09
know joe biden was inaccurate about the
75:12
ratio of workers to retirees in china
75:15
and he’s like you know he’s in the
75:17
corner like skipping you do not like he
75:19
hasn’t like
75:22
and yet we’re gonna continue doing it
75:25
there’s more there’s more
75:26
there’s more there’s more not only did
75:27
he say skippity doo dah
75:29
but then he said that there is a
75:31
consensus
75:32
among economists left right and center
75:35
wow
75:36
that we can’t spend too much that’s even
75:39
worse
75:39
than skippity doo-dah
75:43
i think it would be a fun game if you
75:45
took hallucinogenics and then listened
75:47
to a joe biden press conference
75:49
oh buddy that would that’s dangerous
75:53
that’s real you honestly would have no
75:56
idea
75:57
if it was the drugs or just joe biden
76:00
yeah i was gonna say
76:01
i don’t like watching them sober because
76:03
i get flashbacks to being high like i
76:06
can’t imagine
76:07
he is actually he is from scranton so
76:10
maybe he’s the reason you got kicked out
76:12
of the mall
76:13
he’s the reason that i was wearing that
76:15
crowd awful time
76:16
but it’s like speaking of scratching
76:23
do you remember taking the pictures in
76:25
front of the trump headquarters
76:30
oh yeah and there was dog poop or
76:33
something
76:34
i remember something there was a
76:35
steaming pile of dog crap
76:38
in the corner next to the window of the
76:39
trump headquarters in scranton and we
76:42
we took pictures i was flipping off the
76:44
trump flag and
76:45
and you were like should i do it too and
76:47
both matt and le quinn were like no
76:49
no no no no no no no no
76:52
no i think i pointed at the dog poop
76:54
like yeah
76:56
yeah there was so we kind of took a
76:58
picture with with dog wrap
77:00
uh while we were instagramming which is
77:02
almost as funny as getting kicked out of
77:04
them all but
77:05
i assume that was part of the scranton
77:07
pilgrimage that
77:08
and wearing a tie that’s seven inches
77:10
long
77:12
yeah yeah it is um that’s part of the
77:14
charm of scranton is you just never know
77:16
when you’re gonna
77:17
find uh feces on the sidewalk and then
77:19
if you do
77:20
the next part of the game is is it from
77:22
a dog or a person
77:24
we don’t know beautiful beauty that’s
77:26
probably a much more difficult game to
77:28
play
77:29
in scranton than it is in san francisco
77:33
yeah it’s a it is an accident
77:37
yes so he said that there was consensus
77:40
among economists left right and center
77:44
that we can’t spend too much which is
77:48
i got fact checked about a joke about
77:51
the cia
77:53
giving weapons to us
77:56
and this man’s walking around saying
77:59
that there isn’t a single economist
78:01
that thinks that the government is
78:03
spending too much or can spend too much
78:05
but that led to this that led to this
78:08
exchange between
78:10
uh anderson cooper and joe biden uh
78:14
cooper says uh
78:17
well let me ask you your administration
78:19
had set a goal to open the majority of
78:20
schools in your first hundred days
78:22
you’re now saying that means those
78:24
schools may only be open for at least
78:26
one day a week biden says no that’s not
78:29
true that’s what was reported that’s not
78:31
true
78:31
that was a mistake in the communication
78:33
but what i’m talking about
78:35
is i said opening the majority of
78:36
schools in k through 8th grade
78:38
because they’re the easiest to open the
78:41
most needed to be
78:42
open in terms of the impact on children
78:44
and families
78:45
having to stay home well i want to say
78:48
this was his most coherent sentence
78:52
that was his most coherent sentence and
78:54
it was just so incredibly
78:56
incredibly wrong yeah i was wrong it was
78:59
completely wrong
79:00
uh let’s circle back to jen’s
79:03
saki which is polish four circle
79:07
um and who said that
79:12
uh his goal that he set is to have the
79:15
majority of schools
79:16
so more than 50 open by
79:19
day 100 of his presidency and that means
79:22
some teaching in classrooms so
79:23
at least one day a week hopefully it’s
79:26
more and obviously it is as much
79:28
as is safe in each school and local
79:30
district later she put it this way
79:32
teaching at least one day a week in a
79:34
majority of schools by day 100
79:36
when asked about free college oh this is
79:39
another thing so then when asked about
79:40
free college
79:41
biden said everyone should be able to go
79:43
to community college for free
79:45
for free that costs 9 billion nope
79:49
that costs nine billion dollars
79:55
it doesn’t uh and we should pay for it
79:58
and the tax policies we have now
80:00
we should be able to pay for you that
80:02
sentence doesn’t
80:04
this is so bad do you spend almost that
80:06
much money
80:07
as a break for people who own race
80:10
horses
80:12
nine billion dollars as a tax break for
80:14
people who own racehorses
80:16
but there is absolutely zero evidence of
80:19
that
80:20
and not only did um
80:23
whatever site i got that fact from uh
80:26
that
80:27
did they check but i also started
80:30
looking for tax breaks for racehorses
80:33
and whether or not it would equal
80:36
nine billion dollars and no i don’t
80:39
think that uh
80:40
i’m not sure how he got that figure
80:44
i i have no clue i think he may have
80:47
just pulled that one
80:48
right on out of the keister
80:52
so the cro includes it so depre
80:56
depreciating allows people are right
80:57
okay so there is a it’s not a tax break
81:01
there is a
81:06
they allow you to appreciate
81:10
the value of racehorses
81:14
as they age
81:17
so that’s not really a tax break it’s
81:20
just letting them
81:22
depreciate an asset it definitely
81:25
is not nine billion dollars maybe it’s
81:28
not nine billion no it’s
81:29
probably not even nine million
81:33
wow um but then
81:36
so and
81:39
and yeah college for free is definitely
81:42
gonna cost more than nine billion
81:43
dollars but
81:44
uh then so cnn
81:47
gosh what good got uh cnn didn’t fact
81:51
check this
81:53
wow but joe did
81:56
he then after he said that hispanics
81:58
can’t afford plane tickets
82:00
then then he said this
82:04
the uh the other part portion is a lot
82:07
of people don’t know how to register not
82:09
everybody in the community
82:10
in the hispanic and the african-american
82:12
community oh you know particularly in
82:14
uh uh matt just do a voiceover
82:18
inner city district
82:35
so because matt and joel couldn’t hear
82:37
this
82:38
what joe biden said was that i was gonna
82:40
say i know what he said there
82:43
he said people of color uh don’t know
82:45
how to use the internet
82:47
and therefore aren’t gonna be able to
82:50
register online
82:51
to get the coven vaccine at the
82:54
walgreens
82:55
at the walgreens people in communities
82:58
black communities and hispanic
82:59
communities don’t know how to use the
83:01
internet
83:02
and they can’t register to get online
83:05
to register at their local walgreens to
83:08
get the vaccine
83:09
or something along those lines uh and
83:13
after like after realizing just
83:16
today that he said hispanics can’t
83:19
afford plane tickets
83:20
um
83:24
now breaking news joe biden has
83:25
responded with
83:27
a uh a very powerful statement
83:29
apologizing for his misstatements during
83:31
this town hall
83:33
and i had a nurse at uh nurses
83:36
at uh walter reed hospital who would
83:39
bend down and
83:40
whisper in my ear and go home and get me
83:43
pillows they would make sure they
83:45
actually probably nothing ever taught in
83:48
uh you can’t do it in the covent time
83:49
but
83:50
they’d actually breathe in my nostrils
83:52
to make me move
83:53
to get me moving you couldn’t hear that
83:57
either could you
83:58
no but i know that one by heart yeah but
84:01
joel doesn’t so
84:02
very powerful you’re not a real
84:04
libertarian spike
84:05
no you’re not um so
84:10
you are spike that’s all we have for
84:11
this by the way that’s all we have for
84:13
this episode
84:14
that is all we have for this episode i
84:16
was looking forward to doing a very
84:18
short
84:18
episode yeah you guys don’t have me on
84:22
if you think things are going to run
84:23
smoothly and efficiently
84:27
once you have skype and joel and
84:29
hiccupping
84:30
then uh you know it just makes
84:32
everything uh
84:35
it makes everything better so joel
84:39
hi oh are we still on
84:43
yes yes we’re we’re still on i don’t
84:46
know why i’m hiccuping
84:47
but we’re still on joel again one more
84:49
time hit them with that website and
84:51
social media how
84:52
can how can you tell them
84:56
how can people reach you and donate if
84:59
you guys don’t mind i’m
85:01
gonna i’m gonna talk about that that
85:02
charity i mentioned uh
85:04
oh yeah yeah over here oh yes
85:07
you can donate to my campaign at
85:10
gets4mayor.com that’s
85:11
g-e-t-z the number four mayor.com
85:15
um you can you can find me on facebook
85:17
gets for mayor of east stroudsburg
85:19
the the facebook is on my website as
85:21
well um
85:23
but also what i want to talk about was
85:25
when i started doing the politics i
85:27
started having the opportunities to do
85:29
shows like this and and people were
85:31
giving me a you know
85:32
a megaphone to yell into i i want i like
85:36
to talk about
85:37
a charity i do work for and i walk for
85:40
every year to raise money called the
85:41
afsp
85:43
the american foundation for suicide
85:45
prevention
85:46
um every year is tough for a lot of
85:48
people especially winter time
85:50
especially 2020 and now 2021 which
85:54
is really just 2020 part two probably um
85:57
but they do a ton of great work with
86:00
educating people
86:01
on the signs of mental illness
86:03
depression and
86:04
suicidal thoughts um they they they
86:08
they that your money literally helps
86:10
save people’s lives
86:11
um i’m super proud to work with them um
86:14
as someone who suffers from depression
86:17
educating yourself is so important
86:19
in terms of seeing it in yourself and
86:22
also seeing it in other people
86:24
um i read a book one time this guy said
86:26
you know if somebody had just looked him
86:28
in the eyes and asked how he was doing
86:29
he probably would have broken down
86:31
and told somebody that he was planning
86:33
on jumping from a bridge that day
86:35
so just just be kind to people educate
86:38
yourselves
86:38
um you never know that just just smiling
86:41
at somebody
86:42
that you walk past in the grocery store
86:44
you could be saving their life
86:46
so check out afsp.org if you can donate
86:50
to them
86:51
and my campaign that’s awesome if you
86:53
can only do one
86:54
give them the money uh they’re doing
86:56
great work they’re saving people’s lives
86:58
and we’ll figure out the campaign stuff
87:01
uh they’re doing stuff way more
87:03
important and thanks for letting me talk
87:05
about that i
87:06
i love that charity they do great stuff
87:08
no absolutely oh absolutely so afsp
87:10
america no asfp nope
87:13
af american foundation afsp american
87:17
foundation for suicide prevention
87:20
i’m going to let matt talk because i
87:21
apparently can’t control my
87:24
esophagus so on tuesday we
87:27
we didn’t do our uh normal chris
87:29
reynolds
87:30
uh anchor colin moment and
87:33
we couldn’t really do it today because
87:35
of the audio problems that
87:37
we only have when we use skype but
87:40
joshua mccos
87:42
wanted to know uh how much salmon he
87:45
needed to
87:46
bribe you with for the mixtape and
87:49
he asked a question that i reworded
87:53
um and he wants to know how much smoke
87:56
sam could spike cohen consume if he
87:58
still smoke chronic
87:59
um
88:02
because that’s how much salmon he is
88:04
willing smoked salmon he is willing to
88:06
give you
88:07
for the mixtape so i can right now
88:11
if i prepare my stomach early in the
88:13
morning i can consume
88:16
no less than
88:19
three pounds of smoked salmon jesus
88:23
yeah yeah i know i have a problem um
88:27
it’s such a pure thing to be addicted to
88:30
too i’m like
88:31
people are like oh i love pasta i love
88:33
pizza and spicon’s like i
88:35
will mess up some smoked salmon man
88:38
have you so he’s on netflix episode
88:43
it sounds like such a bougie thing to be
88:45
addicted to like yes and
88:47
i have my caviar while you peasants eat
88:50
your
88:50
dominoes
88:54
that’s me i unironically sit and
88:57
judgment
88:57
and judgmentally eat my sustainably
89:00
sourced wild caught alaskan smoked
89:02
salmon
89:03
while other people are like yeah i like
89:05
funyuns
89:07
you know i’m no that’s accurate
89:11
was that that was your 100 accurate
89:13
impersonation of me
89:15
of you yeah i know that’s you yo look at
89:18
me
89:18
oh bagel bites and i’m like yeah i like
89:20
this fish
89:21
that was like
89:27
are the nectar of the gods and that’s
89:29
what keeps me alive and it’s also what’s
89:30
going to kill you
89:32
he ate bagel bites yeah i was going to
89:35
say like that’s kind of insulting to
89:37
michael
89:37
okay bagels aren’t a costume they’re my
89:40
culture
89:41
okay so
89:44
like you can’t bite-size
89:48
them pal
89:54
so
89:57
so i’ve learned so much about the jewish
90:00
faith today this has just been
90:01
fantastic every episode is a is a deep
90:04
dive into judaica
90:06
um so to answer the question if i were
90:10
high how much more salmon could i eat
90:13
because that’s the real question how
90:14
much
90:15
how much smoked salmon could spikes how
90:17
much smoke salmon can spike cohen
90:19
consume his fight
90:20
cones still consumed chronic
90:23
oh it was uh oh it was a tongue twister
90:26
would would woodchuck um how much would
90:29
would chuck chuck if it would chuck wood
90:31
it would as much sam smoke salmon to
90:33
spike and smoke s
90:35
smoke free smoke so
90:39
i’d say five pounds jesus
90:44
i i think you’re going light i think
90:46
you’re going a little light there
90:48
i think you know keep in mind no keep in
90:50
mind if it were just salmon
90:52
like just salmon salmon probably like
90:54
like closer to 10 pounds
90:56
or 11 pounds do you need help
91:00
yes but we’re here for you just blink
91:03
twice and we’ll send somebody to your
91:04
house
91:05
no i don’t need help i’m can quit any
91:09
any moment now the reason that i have to
91:11
have less of the smoked salmon is
91:13
because smoked salmon has a high salt
91:15
content
91:16
so five pounds of smoked salmon would be
91:19
something like eight or nine
91:20
thousand percent of the daily
91:24
recommended intake for assault
91:27
well no no no no 8 or 900
91:31
maybe even a thousand it would be like
91:33
somewhere around 10
91:35
10 times the recommended daily allowance
91:38
of sodium but you know it’s not good
91:42
government’s not going to tell me how
91:44
much of something i can put in my body
91:50
i’m going to look that up actually how
91:52
much salt
91:56
assault i just assumed like this the
92:00
sodium contents and stuff it’s like a
92:01
sporting event like you just want to get
92:03
your numbers as high as possible like i
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i just i just go for the maximum i can
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like
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until i kind of like feel a little pain
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in my chest and then i’ll take a nap
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right you drink you drink a little bit
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of water you take a nap you wake up
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you’re fine
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yeah it’s not a big deal or you don’t
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i’m an american
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and either way the pain in your it goes
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away like it’s
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oh god it’s worse than i thought so four
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ounce serving
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hold on five times
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in here keep talking amongst yourselves
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80 4 is 20. so matt thanks for having me
92:45
on the show it’s been a great time
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joel i’ve been i’m really glad that you
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were able to hang out for the entire
92:51
episode
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so now i wanna you told me something
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that i’m going to um
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you didn’t tell me it was a secret so
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i’m just going to tell everybody
93:02
when we had um joe soloski on
93:06
there were a bunch of comments and
93:10
like things like joe soloski could
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dribble a bowling ball
93:13
that’s true i’ve seen it
93:16
you started these yeah um i am
93:20
joe soloski and steve sheets is social
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media director
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uh for governor and u.s senate
93:26
respectively
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um and i i i kind of
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learned it during the georgias and stuff
93:33
where yeah i
93:35
i’m not you know celestia’s running a
93:37
campaign that works for him he’s very
93:39
polished he sounds
93:41
very very he has a great speaking voice
93:44
i’m funny i can be i’m boisterous i can
93:48
you know take pushings yeah we’re
93:50
different people we have to i’m more
93:52
firm and supreme he’s more
93:54
the exact opposite of vermin supreme uh
93:58
so you know i i just went on there i was
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like oh i want to watch his interview
94:01
but let’s see if we can get people
94:02
talking about this too
94:03
so i just thought oh well i remember
94:06
those chuck norris jokes let me
94:08
let me google some of those and just
94:09
swap out the names and then i
94:11
as soon as i heard you guys like
94:13
literally stop the show and laugh
94:14
and i was like this has been a success
94:17
this worked
94:18
and now now on our other posts people
94:20
will come in and go
94:21
yeah and make like another chuck norris
94:22
joke and i’m like boom
94:24
that’s the point right is to create that
94:27
that popular thing
94:28
and the thing is joe’s personality fits
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it
94:32
perfectly he’s a serious guy
94:36
who has a sense of humor and who you
94:39
know
94:40
who can win the joke yeah
94:43
yeah he actually is like the dos equis
94:45
guy he is the joseki’s guy
94:47
and what i also love is this man has a
94:50
downright
94:51
operatic speaking voice you know he
94:54
sounds like a professional
94:55
uh a radio announcer and he goes now
94:58
with a voice like this of course you can
94:59
tell
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that i am an accountant it’s like wait
95:02
what uh
95:03
you know it’s it’s i i think he’s i we
95:06
love joe on this show
95:07
so just uh breaking news uh a
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uh serving a typical serving of smoked
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salmon
95:14
uh has as much as 2260 milligrams
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of salt of sodium which is roughly 94
95:24
of the daily intake of sodium
95:29
five pounds of that would be
95:32
forty five thousand and two hundred
95:36
uh forty five thousand two hundred
95:39
milligrams of sodium or 45
95:42
grams of salt that’s it
95:46
so basically like a ounce and a half of
95:49
salt
95:51
which if you’re thinking that would
95:53
probably kill me
95:55
you are correct so i’m probably gonna
95:58
have to scale back when i say the amount
95:59
of smoked salmon
96:01
i can eat in a day i i have one
96:04
absolutely kill me it would
96:08
it would very very kill me
96:11
i had lunch today at a a very nice
96:14
jewish deli
96:15
in tampa um called cass street deli
96:19
okay cass street deli um cash street
96:21
restaurant castro
96:23
um but uh it was fantastic i got a
96:25
reuben which
96:26
you may remember those um and it was
96:30
just so so tasty and delicious um and
96:34
i got latkes with it as well but um they
96:37
sell
96:38
28 pounds of locks
96:42
28 pounds that’s like their size
96:46
that they sell for how much
96:49
i didn’t look at that because i knew i
96:51
wasn’t going to be able to afford it
96:54
i could i might not be able to afford it
96:57
i feel like c-a-c-a-s-s cass
97:01
street deli tampa
97:05
and yes super fan sarah ander eggs
97:07
latkes are better
97:11
they’re better i am not saying
97:14
that that cass street is has better
97:17
latkes than super fan sarah andrag i
97:19
would never say
97:20
such a thing publicly or privately
97:25
anyway no buddy buddy buddy buddy
97:28
they’re 28 a pound it’s not 28 pounds
97:34
i’m very mad at my boss right now come
97:37
on joe
97:39
very mad at my boss right now who told
97:42
me it was 28 pounds
97:46
i mean you could get 28 pounds i mean
97:48
you could you could get 28 pounds it
97:50
would cost you
97:52
a lot of money
97:58
it would cost you 784 dollars
98:02
but you can do it i’m not saying you
98:04
couldn’t i’m technically not wrong here
98:08
now now that we’re now that we’re
98:09
nearing the end of the show let’s get
98:11
down to brass tacks
98:12
what kind of uh muddy water swag should
98:15
i be expecting
98:16
in the mail
98:19
ty my time is very valuable mr uh i
98:21
think it’s
98:22
spikal cohen and matt wright so
98:25
what are we what are we talking here
98:28
when i come
98:28
up there i will bring you a couple
98:31
things
98:31
how about that do you when are you
98:33
coming up here though you’re already
98:35
on our convention because you have to go
98:36
to camifornia okay first of all
98:40
i was invited there first had everything
98:43
organized
98:44
and then everyone’s like hey why don’t
98:45
you come to pennsylvania and i’m like
98:48
sure but i will be doing something
98:51
remotely
98:52
for calif for pennsylvania you got
98:55
invited there first but
98:56
which state allows you to take pictures
98:58
next to piles of dog crap
99:00
our state probably also california
99:03
probably also california well that’s you
99:06
you don’t know that’s dog crap
99:08
yeah it’s it’s a probably but we don’t
99:10
know for sure i can guarantee you in
99:12
pittsburgh
99:13
there’s going to be dog crap right
99:15
outside your hotel room door
99:16
i’ll put it there i don’t give a damn
99:20
well as tempting as that is
99:24
can you yeah i’m in sales wasn’t that a
99:26
good pitch
99:27
that was as good a pitch about dog crap
99:29
as one could make
99:30
friend um so joel again so if people
99:33
want to reach you
99:34
get for mayor.com g-e-t-z
99:38
for the number four mayor.com
99:42
uh to be able to find out more about
99:44
your campaign
99:46
uh thank you so much for coming on again
99:49
you were fantastic we are now finishing
99:52
the show
99:54
thank you guys for having me on it’s
99:55
been a wonderful way to spend my
99:57
birthday
99:58
yeah and happy birthday happy birthday
100:00
so matt
100:01
if someone were to want to oh
100:05
uh join us next week
100:10
on tuesday for another episode of the
100:13
muddy waters of freedom where matt
100:14
wright and i parse through
100:16
the week’s events or i guess the three
100:19
days events
100:20
like the like the like the delightful
100:23
little 20 20 wonder boys that we are
100:26
and then join me wednesday at 8 pm
100:30
for my fellow americans
100:33
where i will be interviewing i
100:36
think doug bandeau from oh and
100:39
we have uh next week we have martha
100:42
bueno
100:43
martha bueno next week we have mark the
100:46
bueno who is running for
100:57
she is running for miami-dade
100:59
commissioner uh
101:00
in district 10 and then join me
101:04
next weekend not this weekend next
101:06
weekend i will be in beautiful
101:08
miramar florida for the socialism versus
101:12
freedom event
101:13
i’ll be on the side of freedom uh i’m
101:15
featuring gloria alvarez
101:18
you see i’m doing the world because i
101:19
got to do the spanish thing featuring
101:23
gloria alvarez wait which is a glorious
101:27
i think i should just go with it
101:41
will be there i don’t know how to say
101:43
spike cohen in spanish
101:47
[Laughter]
101:59
yeah just embrace your whiteness and be
102:02
like i’m gonna sound dumb if i do this
102:04
so it’s gloria like done what was
102:06
messing me up
102:07
was i was putting the r after the eyes
102:10
so it was like glory
102:15
you just went for being like
102:16
aggressively white with it to being like
102:18
joe biden with him
102:23
so
102:26
so join me there matt if someone for
102:28
some reason wanted to continue watching
102:30
this program in the future
102:32
and see us on the internet which i don’t
102:34
know why they would
102:35
but if they did not after tonight
102:39
if for some reason someone didn’t catch
102:41
this episode and as a result
102:42
still tolerated us as people uh is that
102:46
even possible and if so how
102:49
it would in fact be possible um all one
102:52
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102:53
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102:58
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103:01
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103:05
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103:19
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103:27
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103:43
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103:48
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103:52
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103:55
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103:57
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103:59
there’s actually
104:10
[Music]
104:11
spike sounds like he’s about to ask me
104:13
for the ring so he could launch into the
104:15
mordor
104:17
i have no idea if that was accurate
104:19
based on the movies i had really
104:20
i was going to say i don’t think that
104:22
that’s actually we all float down here
104:24
joel
104:25
happy birthday joe
104:31
oh now we all float
104:38
i need a drink after this interview well
104:40
it’s your birthday
104:42
you’ve earned it well it’s your birthday
104:44
so you should
104:45
you didn’t die this year you deserve a
104:47
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104:52
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104:56
well that is fantastic folks thanks so
104:58
much for tuning in
104:59
and joel thank you so much for coming on
105:01
matt thank you for
105:03
hey thanks and uh folks thanks for
105:06
tuning in we will see you next week and
105:08
where we’re going
105:09
we don’t need roads
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[Music]
105:26
well it’s about time i am
105:42
be careful about what you say i am i’m
105:44
your financier
105:46
i’m your supernatural debt cancellation
105:48
i am
105:49
why brother copeland would you think
105:52
that your person should give
105:53
untie absolutely i am
105:56
i’m a new person i’m a new man i’m a new
105:59
woman oh i like that i’m a new boy i’m a
106:01
new girl
106:02
oh i confess that i am here
106:05
i am
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[Music]
106:22
trying to get somebody to give into your
106:24
ministry
106:28
and tonight we are going to invest in
106:31
this ministry
106:32
i’m a new person i’m a new man i’m a new
106:34
woman oh i like that i’m a new boy i’m a
106:36
new girl oh i confess that
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[Music]
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whoa
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old get