Episode 178 – You Know The Thing

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i’m looking at the crowd here and the
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tens of thousands probably 100 000 plus
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people here
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and you did it all without burning down
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buildings
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without looting
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i didn’t know that that was possible no
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[ __ ]
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according to the media these explosions
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are [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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when you have a large gathering of
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peaceful protesters they’re supposed to
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[Music]
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let justice
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it’s so egregious it’s so bad so please
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that people don’t even believe it can’t
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be true that’s why my father sends a
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tweet
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patriots descend on washington dc amen
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and a woman no [ __ ] according to the
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media
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these explosions are [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[Music]
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together in the heart of our nation’s
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capital to save our democracy
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and mike is just gonna have to come
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through for us if he doesn’t that will
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be a sad day for our country
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who hides evidence criminals hide
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evidence
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i had no idea who could have seen that
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coming because you’ll never take back my
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country with weakness
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adversary against democracy against
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liberty be overturned right now
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so we’re going to walk down pennsylvania
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according to the avenue these explosions
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are [ __ ]
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[ __ ] when you have a large gathering
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of peaceful protesters they’re supposed
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to burn it all down
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boom these explosions are [ __ ] who
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could have seen
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that coming
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according
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[Music]
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these explosions are [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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good morning good
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afternoon or good evening and welcome
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to the vanguard for
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spike circumcised dick grayson aka
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robin cohen i am matt
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do you want to hear something really
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funny that i literally just found out
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right now in this moment okay yes
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of all the people that watch or listen
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to our show
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who do you think the least likely person
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to get the
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facebook zuckening where they can’t
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comment or post in
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any groups until after the
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inauguration is
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of our regular comments regular
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commenters and
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list listeners and watchers and
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super fan sarah ander
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isn’t allowed to comment on the pages or
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groups that she just found out and she
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is not happy about it
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she posts all she posts is like
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pictures of food and her kids
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is what facebook wants
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she wants nothing but posts about
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food and children and maybe the
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occasional pet
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and a reference to loving someone like
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it’s literally
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i mean i feel terrible she’s
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indefinitely
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banned from commenting in groups
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indefinitely indefinitely
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i’ve been definitely banned from naming
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groups or oh naming groups or events
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so they’re really worried about superfan
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sarah anderegg
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i’m trying to stop the steel right
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trying to stop this deal
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that’s sarah andering always trying to
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ferment an insurrection
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oh my lord um i want to not
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find that funny i know she and i uh just
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signed on a house uh well to rent a
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house
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together and uh you may want to make
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sure they didn’t that the
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the closing office doesn’t call you and
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say listen
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you’re not allowed to get into any
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property until after the inauguration
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because we got to make sure
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wow
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whoo anyway
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so how’s your last two weeks been we
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have not done this since
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i know we barely i mean we’ve talked a
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little but not a lot
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so my last two weeks have been fantastic
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as always
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uh i i just i was in uh california for
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the reopen cal now event i spoke at the
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protest we called it a protest uh it
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wasn’t a protest it was more of a
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press conference but it was we had a
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bunch of people there protesting but
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i don’t know can you call something a
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protest if the police are facing away
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from you
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like it feels like it’s not a protest if
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the police that’s them regarding
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our guardian yeah that’s sort of me i
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felt like they were part of it
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right right and it was like see as i was
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as we were about to
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as i was about to talk uh capitol hill
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police the the california capitol hill
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police come out
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to surround us facing away and i thought
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well hey
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thanks for joining the protest guys um
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so it went very well it was a great uh
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great conference great uh
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rally that we had with the police sure
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on capitol hill and uh it ended it must
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have been
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effective because uh less than 24 hours
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after it was over
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or i guess just over 24 hours after it
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was over uh
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gavin newsom lifted the stay-at-home
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order in sacramento which is where we
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were
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so we’d like to take at least some
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credit for that
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may as well take it all i’ll take all
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the credit actually
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and uh let’s see um what else have i
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done i was on kennedy again
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uh it looks like i’m gonna be a regular
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on that i was on russia today again
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looks like i might be end up being a
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regular on that
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um gosh what else
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i interviewed santa last week on my show
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lenny lenny jarrett who is a education
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reform advocate who looks
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as much like santa as tom arnold does
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and i hope tom
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tom’s probably gonna be offended by that
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but he does um
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just really just and even when he laughs
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he goes
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and i’m like wow that’s that is that’s
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impressive
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so yeah no we uh we uh it’s been a good
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week how’s your two weeks been
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it’s it’s been good uh you know i
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started a new job
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um i started a new job three weeks ago
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so
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when i was when we did that last show um
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which i want to apologize to everybody
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in america uh because our last show
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that aired um
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did not go at the high standard that our
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shows normally go
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the production values were minimal
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shall we say lacking
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non-existent in something not existing
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it was a good
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it was a good show but then it it was a
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good show
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for anybody who heard all of it um which
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wasn’t any of us no one actually heard
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all the show
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right um and then we just didn’t do one
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last week
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right but the day after the show the
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entire world exploded
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so it can only be our fault
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if we had had a good show if we had had
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a good
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show the riot and the capital would not
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have would not have happened so we are
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very sorry for that that’s why sarah got
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banned that’s why because they thought
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it was her fault
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which i’m fine with blaming it on her
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i’m fine with blaming sarah for that
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but yeah so now we’re back
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and we just
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have decided to not you know last time
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we tried the last two times we tried
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putting together an actual show
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it didn’t work so this time we said hey
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let’s just go live
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so here we are yep so here’s what we’re
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going to do
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because we didn’t bother doing notes
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it’s been a nightmare because of that
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josh hey matt and spike is josh macos
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here in alaska
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i wanted to remind spike to be ready to
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be
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to ship out a crapload of smoked salmon
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when he comes up here
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because i know you’re looking forward to
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it yes
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yes i’m going to be in alaska on the six
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april 16th 17th and 18th for the gold
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rush
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event that the libertarian party of
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alaska is doing i will be the
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uh one of the speakers there i’ll be
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speaking about building a culture of
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winning in the libertarian party
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and i’m gonna eat so much salmon i’m
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just gonna shove
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so much salmon in my face because you
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can get it there
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never frozen never frozen alaskans
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i’m just i’m gonna eat so i’m gonna make
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myself sick
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and my wife’s gonna be there because
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it’s her birthday and so she’s gonna
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watch me for her birthday
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she’s gonna watch me shove
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salmon down my gullet until i get
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physically ill
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it is gonna be so much fun
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now you know that uh i was in uh alaska
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for a summer yeah a couple of years ago
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and um legitimately there was there was
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this place
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i think it was just called the it was
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either the alaskan fish company or the
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alaskan salmon company i don’t remember
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where yeah um
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and i went there for lunch every day
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and the best part about it was you like
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you’re sitting in this restaurant
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and you you would look out
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amongst the waterways there i don’t know
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which ones they were
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um but you would look out amongst the
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waterways and you would just see them
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stacking this like throwing the salmon
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up and
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some of that salmon came to me
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like almost immediately that’s gonna
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make me eat even more if i
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watch them putting salmon
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in a container while i’m eating salmon
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i’m gonna be like i want that salmon
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too and then i want that specific one
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i want that one i just saw he was flippy
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and they’ll be like and they’ll be like
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well it’s gonna take a good solid hour
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to get it
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i’m not leaving here then i want flippy
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when flippy gets here
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i want baked flippy please with a little
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bit of rosemary
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some sea salt this is i am going to eat
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i already know i’m going to make myself
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sick because i have very little
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self-control
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when it comes to smoked fish and
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oh man and i i believe that uh
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josh mcos uh has a bunch of smoked
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salmon
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that he has prepared himself oh god
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of which you are supposed to ship
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some of that to me i’ll do it i don’t
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care i’m sweet
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i could also see you being like i did
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chip it as you munch on
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smoked salmon what do you mean it didn’t
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get to you
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totally synthetic what’s the tracking
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number oh yeah i’ll find the tracking
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number
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don’t worry about that i’m gonna eat so
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much fish oh my lord i’m gonna eat so
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much fish
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all i’m gonna eat is fish we’re gonna
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get in the evening of the 15th
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and from the evening of the 15th until
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we leave sometime on the 18th
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i’m gonna eat nothing but salmon and
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maybe a little halibut
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okay just a little bit of halibut but
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mostly just alaskan
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sockeye salmon i’m not even gonna eat
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keta salmon
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okay i’m gonna eat nothing but sockeye i
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might have a little bit of keto salmon
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but i’m not mostly
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892 of what i will consume
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for that four day period will be
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alaskan sockeye salmon the remaining
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eight percent will be split somewhat
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evenly between
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keta salmon and halibut
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josh mccoy says key to salmon is [ __ ]
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well i see so keita is so key to candy
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where they where they like basically
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make it into like a sweet jerky
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that’s okay but no i didn’t dr travel
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what
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three thousand i don’t know how far away
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alaska is i didn’t travel however far
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away alaska is from here
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to eat keta salmon okay i can get that
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at costco i am there
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to eat never frozen sockeye salmon
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and just i’m gonna have sushi like
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sashimi grade sock i say
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i’m gonna eat at every different level
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of cooked or not cooked
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i’m gonna eat so i’m definitely gonna
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get sick
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i’m going to show up to do my talk and
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be so
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like my stomach is going to be this big
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and i’ll be like
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returning culture or whatever here’s how
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we can win this thing and i’ll just
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stop in the middle and glide out for a
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nap i’ll be like i’ll be sweaty it’ll be
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like you’re okay oh no i’m just ready to
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win
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oh man i’m so excited josh you have no
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idea all right next next
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question from alex boyle boyer
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boyer hello hello
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alex from virginia calling in on the
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chris reynolds personal injury attorney
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attorney along anchor colin moment
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i have a question today for the guy on
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left and spike
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he got that correctly by the way jewish
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pun cohen
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basically we live in a world where auto
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manufacturers
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calculate whether it’s more
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cost effective for them to pay out
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settlements in court or do recalls on
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their
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defective products with that in mind
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how can we be assured that corporations
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and companies won’t
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do nasty things like form
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trusts and do other things that aren’t
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beneficial to consumers in
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you know in capistran or wherever
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thank you so so this is a good point so
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in
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a lot of major businesses and you know
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car manufacturers are one example but
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there are others as well
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they figure that after a certain point
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uh it doesn’t make any more sense to
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make their products safer
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because they made it fairly safe as it
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is and at this point the cost of making
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it safer
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wouldn’t would actually be more
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expensive than the cost of
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settling for damages that happen as a
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result of their product still having
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some level
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of of lack of safety now this is
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different from the fact that
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anything can potentially be unsafe right
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like it’s impossible to make something
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especially like a vehicle a hundred
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percent
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you know 100 safe but this is where they
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actually know a way to make something
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safer
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but they go it would just cost less to
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pay out when when those handful of
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people die
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as a result of this now this is
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something where
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the answer is the more competition you
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have
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the more safe things are going to be
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because now
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the audio manufacturers or whomever
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aren’t just factoring in the cost
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of paying out these settlements they’re
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factoring in the opportunity cost
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of losing business to their other
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competitors
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so as always the answer is increase
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competition what’s what’s happening
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somebody made a fight club reference in
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the comments
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um and that is a part of fight club
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where
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ed norton’s character the narrator says
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that exact thing
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about uh auto companies
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oh and i just laughed at the fight club
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reference
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because it’s funny yeah billy pierce i
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learned that watching fight club
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i was thinking that exact thing when i
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was listening to the question
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yeah cause they start the car and it
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explodes yeah yeah
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yeah yep so that’s the answer
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i don’t know if that now i don’t know if
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you actually wanted an answer to that
25:01
question or you just wanted to reference
25:03
fight club
25:03
in a question but i answered it anyway
25:05
because right and you know i’m the anti
25:07
it was a good answer and it made
25:09
everybody think of fight club
25:13
well then two birds right two birds one
25:15
stone right there two birds with one
25:17
stone
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okay here’s the uh here’s did you want
25:20
to expound upon that or or
25:21
it was no okay okay good thank you you
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nailed it
25:25
thank you so uh we got a question from
25:28
raw liberty media
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oh hang on hey boys
25:34
i was on raw liberty media yesterday
25:38
i was on i was on their show yesterday
25:40
um
25:41
with james and holden and uh i think
25:44
i think it’s just james and holden’s uh
25:46
sometimes co-host
25:47
um but uh great guys great guys they’re
25:50
just getting started check out their
25:52
check out their show uh raw liberty
25:54
media uh especially check out episode
25:56
six because i’m on it
25:59
episode six raw liberty media uh yep
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muddy waters media this is jake johnson
26:05
the uh
26:06
editor and founder of royal liberty
26:08
media i was wondering i guess how you
26:10
guys felt about
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mitch mcconnell all the powers that he
26:15
is possessing
26:15
as emperor palpatine let me know
26:18
thanks so cocaine mitch mcconnell
26:22
cocaine mitch mcconnell be like uh now
26:26
you have to remember anybody out there
26:27
that these questions have been stacking
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up
26:30
um for two weeks now and
26:34
and mitch mcconnell when this question
26:37
was asked
26:38
yeah mitch mcconnell had more power
26:42
um but on january’s
26:46
fifth ish uh mitch mcconnell
26:50
was like palpatine when darth vader
26:53
threw him over
26:54
big spoiler alert for jedi if you
26:56
haven’t seen return of the jedi
26:58
i was gonna say when darth vader threw
27:00
him over
27:01
the edge um and he lost so he’s still
27:04
palpatine
27:05
he’s just palpatine plummeting into the
27:08
into the pit or whatever they threw him
27:10
down yeah right
27:12
to which later he’ll be cloned um
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to which later he’ll be cloned and it
27:17
won’t really make that much sense
27:19
another
27:20
another spoiler alert there that is yeah
27:22
that’s yeah that’s actually kind of a
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big one
27:26
but um yeah mitch was uh definitely
27:29
wielding a lot of power at the end in
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power that didn’t make a lot of sense
27:33
for him to wield
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which he didn’t even really he didn’t
27:38
use it like he just was like
27:41
no i’m not gonna sign this spending bill
27:43
for the first time
27:44
in four years i’m not gonna vote for
27:46
this we’re not going to pass this for
27:48
the first time in four years
27:50
like i think mitch mcconnell didn’t want
27:53
to be
27:54
senate majority leader anymore because
27:58
right at the time when georgia was
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deciding who
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their two senators were going to be
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thereby deciding the the the skew of the
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supreme court
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of the of the supreme court of the
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senate and possibly the supreme court
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uh more on that later uh the uh
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he he uh mitch mcconnell takes a
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stimulus bill
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where both democrats and donald trump
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are saying let’s make this
28:30
bigger and he went
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no no and he put
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the two senators who were republicans uh
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uh kel loffler and um purdue in a
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situation of having to vote against
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something
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that their opponent said they’d vote in
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favor of and which was wildly popular
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with everyone that’s the actions of
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someone that doesn’t want to be sent a
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majority leader anymore
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i think yes because he’s not dumb
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i don’t i think he didn’t i think he
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wanted the heat off of him for a while i
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think he wants to go back now
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to playing the republican conservative
29:09
opposition that
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you know well if we could get back into
29:12
power then we’d be able to stop this
29:14
socialist takeover agenda
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and you know and that’s that’s where he
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thrives
29:20
and then then he’ll be able to go back
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in as as majority leader
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um because as we know turtles don’t die
29:27
they live like 400 years
29:31
so he’s not going anywhere he’s not go
29:33
yeah he’s not he’s not going to go
29:34
anywhere
29:35
because kentucky’s not going to vote him
29:37
out and he’s not going to die
29:39
he’s not gonna die he’s an actual sea
29:42
turtle with all the cocaine
29:43
um yeah a coke listen if you’ve ever
29:46
seen a sea turtle on cocaine
29:49
you know what we’re talking about right
29:51
now right that’s why they don’t want the
29:52
straws
29:57
turtles with straws in their noses and
29:58
all the poor turtle that turtle
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meant that
30:04
so thanks for that question here’s a
30:07
question
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from uh christopher dutton
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happy 2021 the year this century can
30:14
finally drink legally
30:16
this is chris no middle name dutton
30:18
calling in on the chris reynolds psychic
30:20
hotline
30:21
any predictions on trump setting up an
30:23
american government in exile
30:25
in mar-a-lago along with all the
30:27
politicians in congress that are
30:28
publicly claiming
30:30
that they will object to electoral
30:31
college results thanks
30:33
sweet dreams hashtag some guy in florida
30:37
see these are beautiful because you know
30:39
this was back
30:40
before there was a armed coup
30:44
attempt at the capitol and everyone’s
30:46
like oh do you think it’s gonna happen
30:48
no everything will be fine everything
30:50
will be fine
30:51
no um dude
30:54
is trump going to set up his own his own
30:59
country essentially yeah his own country
31:02
is
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um i don’t that i don’t think but then
31:09
i wouldn’t have thought that you know
31:11
there was going to be a 100 000
31:13
strong armed takeover of the capital
31:16
either so
31:18
i mean no i don’t think he will
31:22
i don’t that that would cost his
31:26
businesses way too much money and now he
31:28
can start making money on them again
31:30
yeah i don’t think so no i don’t think
31:32
so i think he
31:34
he won’t ever fade away but i don’t
31:37
think he’ll
31:38
he won’t ever fade away but i think that
31:40
he will go back to being
31:42
business trump uh for a while and then
31:46
in 2024 start coming back out
31:49
again i think he’s going to transition
31:52
into creating like a trump news network
31:55
or something like that
31:56
i could see that because i can see that
31:59
like
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because why wouldn’t he if he made a
32:02
trump news network
32:04
and basically pulled in all the newsmax
32:06
and oan and some of the rowdier fox
32:08
people
32:09
he would he could easily make a
32:11
subscription service
32:13
that would become the number one
32:16
subscription-based news service
32:18
overnight and uh i also you know again
32:22
keep in mind donald trump is not a
32:23
conservative never was he
32:25
is a uh progressive big government
32:29
uh republica i mean he’s truly a
32:32
republic rat
32:32
republican democrat whatever the hell um
32:35
he calls himself a conservative but he’s
32:37
not
32:38
um he doesn’t care about the republican
32:41
party and he certainly doesn’t care
32:42
about
32:43
you know right-leaning media or whatever
32:45
else he cares about himself
32:46
and he cares about making government
32:48
great whatever the hell that means
32:50
uh did did you watch his uh farewell
32:53
address today
32:54
i did okay so it’s a it’s a 20-minute
32:58
address
32:59
uh and i watched exactly this much of it
33:03
because i will say it for you um
33:07
he says four years ago i was
33:13
four years ago we were brought in and i
33:15
began
33:16
uh being the 45th president of the
33:19
united of these united states
33:21
with a mission to make america great
33:24
again
33:25
uh we accomplished everything we wanted
33:27
to
33:28
and more and that was where i stopped
33:33
everything i wanted to and more
33:36
and really did you
33:39
because i remember all of the campaign
33:41
promises
33:43
and you batted like
33:47
maybe 125.
33:50
if that if that he lowered
33:53
income taxes right
33:57
not as much as he said and not as much
33:59
as he said andy didn’t uh reduce the
34:01
number of brackets there’s still seven
34:03
brackets
34:04
right so
34:07
and more matt and yeah he did kind of
34:11
put a halt to obamacare with the uh
34:14
there’s not the the tax anymore uh
34:17
there’s not the yeah there’s not the
34:18
mandate anymore but
34:20
obamacare i’m guessing
34:24
inauguration day is tomorrow
34:28
you think it’s coming friday i think
34:30
it’s coming back
34:31
see i’m not sure if it’s coming back
34:32
because that was always the most uh
34:34
wildly unpopular part of obamacare
34:38
i don’t know that it’s coming back i
34:39
could put it this way
34:41
if it’s coming back it’s coming back
34:43
quickly
34:44
yeah if it’s not doesn’t happen soon
34:47
it’s not gonna happen i personally think
34:49
uh biden’s not gonna reintroduce it
34:51
because
34:52
uh it was really really really unpopular
34:55
but
34:56
it true but he always talks about
34:58
obamacare being like because that’s what
35:00
they run on obamacare was a big thing so
35:02
they need to have it funded
35:05
and the only way you can have it funded
35:06
is by doing the tax
35:08
yeah i’d sooner think and you’re you’re
35:11
right and it may very well happen i
35:12
i sooner think they’re going to push for
35:14
it’s not going to be medicare for all
35:16
uh but i think they’re going to push for
35:19
expanding obamacare
35:20
in terms of like subsidies and things
35:22
like that i think i can see that uh
35:24
i think joe biden and congressional
35:26
democrats are about to spend money
35:27
that makes andrew yang think wow i
35:30
didn’t
35:31
i didn’t mean that that much spending
35:33
like i think i think he’s about to spend
35:35
money like
35:36
like stupid like like if you have crypto
35:39
you’re gonna be really happy
35:41
because the dollar is gonna be worth
35:43
nothing
35:44
uh when they’re done spending that
35:46
that’s my opinion but he might bring
35:48
back the the mandate i i it’ll be
35:50
interesting to see that but no trump’s
35:52
not starting a new uh
35:54
a new uh government here is uh here’s a
35:57
question from i believe from the man
35:59
himself from chris reynolds
36:01
personal injury attorney chris reynolds
36:03
here with your music minute
36:06
2020 uh sauce lose quite a few people
36:09
but
36:10
uh in the in the hip hop community we
36:13
we definitely lost a few that um had
36:16
some
36:17
significant impact um some notable ones
36:20
being
36:21
pop smoke king von
36:24
and obviously most recently at least
36:26
discovered or we all learned about
36:28
um mf doom and it got me thinking
36:31
especially
36:32
um spike the the hip-hop lover that he
36:35
is
36:36
um i was curious as to what his favorite
36:40
mf doom
36:41
track was i’m partial to saliva myself
36:44
um
36:44
but i would love to hear maybe uh you
36:47
know what his
36:48
favorite track or two from mf doom is
36:50
thanks
36:51
oh gosh uh beef rap uh
36:54
brine stone cowboy um
36:59
operation doomsday uh
37:04
rhymes like dimes like i i really like
37:07
so my here’s the issue here book head
37:09
here here’s here’s the problem
37:11
chris mf doom was easily my favorite
37:15
rapper and probably my favorite music
37:17
artist like it was devastating to
37:19
discover that he
37:20
that he died and that he died two months
37:22
prior like what the hell
37:23
um i was excited to hear what his new
37:26
track was
37:27
what his new album was gonna be because
37:28
he’s so freaking elusive he barely put
37:30
stuff out anymore
37:31
he’ll put out like a single or a
37:33
collaborative thing with someone else
37:35
but he never really
37:36
put i was so excited for what was going
37:37
to come out next turns out what came out
37:39
next was that he was dead
37:40
um so i was disappointed but yeah i mean
37:43
any you could pick any of them
37:44
my thing is i don’t know that there’s a
37:46
mf doom song i don’t like
37:48
whether it was as mf doom or jj doom
37:52
or uh mad villain or
37:55
victor vaughn or king gadira
37:59
king good
38:04
what is it king gazera
38:07
i i i don’t like i don’t know of
38:10
a mf doom song i don’t like
38:13
but i guess if i had to pick one it
38:15
would probably be
38:18
i had to pick one single song what would
38:19
it be oh your new mic placement is awful
38:22
for when you tap your fingers
38:23
oh is it oh
38:28
that way um we’ll see this yeah so i got
38:30
my mic
38:31
i got my mic here so that when i’m doing
38:33
like you know professional interviews
38:35
it’s out of the way but that means
38:36
anything that’s at hip level is oh yeah
38:39
okay that’s a problem
38:40
um um
38:44
i get i guess uh uh rhinestone cowboy
38:48
that’s probably not it but it’s it’s one
38:50
of the first ones that popped in my head
38:51
there’s there’s not a song i don’t like
38:53
from mf doom
38:57
matt doesn’t know who mf doom is
39:01
nope i do not uh i learned about who mf
39:03
doom was from your post about
39:05
mf doom this is nipsy hustle all over
39:08
again
39:09
all over again all over again
39:13
you only know nipsy hustle existed
39:17
because of me talking about him being
39:18
dead yeah
39:22
yep all right here’s here’s the next one
39:25
from
39:25
uh laser legend matt hicks
39:29
hey there guys this is matt hicks
39:32
calling in on the personal injury
39:34
attorney chris reynolds attorney in law
39:35
anchor colin moment
39:37
tm quick update from the farm
39:41
uh our new bloodhound puppy that we just
39:43
picked up a week and some change ago
39:46
is more adorable than you can even
39:50
imagine
39:51
but she is also higher energy than i
39:53
have ever seen
39:55
like this is not normal bloodhound
39:57
behavior and i don’t know if i’m gonna
39:58
make it
40:00
but she’s so cute hashtag laser legend
40:03
and hashtag masks on for caitlyn
40:09
oh well i didn’t know oh man the masks
40:12
on for caitlyn
40:13
mask on for caitlyn i forgot i forgot
40:16
about that
40:17
i forgot about that that’s always on
40:21
time with the
40:23
three week old hashtags
40:27
all right uh matt hicks is always on
40:29
time
40:30
right here here’s the next here’s the
40:31
next one from laser legend here
40:34
hello there guy on left and spike cohen
40:36
and
40:37
mystery co-host
40:41
this is matt hicks calling in on the
40:43
personal injury attorney
40:45
chris reynolds attorney at law anchor
40:46
colin moment
40:49
uh so i heard a thing from lindsey
40:51
graham and this got me thinking
40:53
this clown said that people gotta vote
40:56
republican in georgia
40:58
to prevent the radical socialists from
41:00
taking over
41:02
and i wonder like is he unironically
41:05
saying
41:06
that because somehow people don’t seem
41:08
to realize that republicans are as
41:10
radically socialist as democrats
41:12
like i don’t get it hashtag laser legend
41:15
and
41:17
hashtag smash the patriarchy by crapping
41:19
on the sofa
41:23
so uh what matt miss heard uh
41:26
when lindsey graham said that we need to
41:28
stop the radical socialism he was saying
41:30
it
41:31
like a teenage mutant ninja turtle
41:34
radical oh radical radical like a sir
41:37
like california surfer from the 80s or
41:39
90s
41:40
um because he was trying to talk to the
41:42
kids um
41:45
he wasn’t talking radical
41:48
i see he’s like totally tubular so yeah
41:53
brah reaganomics
41:57
those radical reaganomics brah
42:01
i carumba eat my shorts
42:05
um yeah uh the
42:08
the the completely
42:11
non-socialist non-radically socialist
42:13
republicans that were in charge of the
42:16
senate for the last two years in the
42:18
house and the senate for the last
42:20
four years um expanded the debt
42:24
seven trillion seven trillion dollars
42:27
eight trillion dollars over seven
42:31
trillion yeah
42:32
yeah over seven yeah seven or eight
42:34
trillion dollars they uh
42:36
started the pathway to ubi until it
42:38
looked like their guy wasn’t gonna win
42:40
um yeah lindsey graham
42:44
was probably saying that unironically
42:47
however
42:49
he apparently has forgotten the last
42:51
four years
42:52
yeah if we’re if we’re using the new
42:54
definition of socialism to mean spending
42:56
lots of money and giving it away
42:58
to everybody as opposed to government
43:01
owning the means of production
43:03
then yeah there is socialist as
43:08
the ones that are replacing them now
43:11
what republicans will say
43:13
is yes but the democrats are about to do
43:16
way more yeah because they’re next and
43:18
then if when republicans get back in
43:20
they’re going to do way more than the
43:22
democrats did like that’s what trump
43:24
trump just ran up more debt than obama
43:26
did for example um so like it it only
43:29
continues to get worse so uh what’s the
43:32
next one from
43:33
in four years he did it in four years
43:36
hey there guy on left and
43:37
yeah that’s a big distinction to make
43:39
there donald trump ran up roughly as
43:41
much debt as obama
43:42
in four years
43:46
and a lot of people are going to say oh
43:48
it was coveted you know he had to pass
43:49
these covets
43:50
no no no he didn’t no he didn’t no they
43:53
just needed to open
43:54
he shouldn’t have shut down the country
43:56
and uh
43:58
you shouldn’t have been bailing out the
44:00
states that did and
44:02
most of that money went to government
44:04
and big business
44:05
so if you even if you were just gonna
44:07
say okay give everyone 1200 bucks or
44:09
give everyone 600
44:10
or whatever that was a fraction that
44:12
would have been hundreds of billions
44:14
instead of trillions like it was a big
44:16
difference anyway
44:19
despite cohen and co-host whose
44:23
name i still don’t know yet this is matt
44:26
hicks calling in on the
44:28
chris reynolds personal injury attorney
44:29
attorney illinois anchor caller moment
44:32
this is the last one but well i say that
44:35
now but i’m drinking so
44:36
no it’s no no it’s definitely not the
44:38
last i just wanted to give you guys an
44:39
update on the fox
44:40
situation i’ve spent the last couple of
44:44
weeks refining my fox
44:46
snaring technique and i’ve had some
44:49
success he’s come and visited
44:51
but i haven’t caught him yet but i think
44:54
i’ve got it perfect and
44:56
that means that tonight’s the night
44:59
we make history
45:03
hashtag was your legend
45:06
i think that this is first of all it’s
45:08
not even close to being the last one
45:10
also the last one from that day
45:13
no definitely not um and i also am i i’m
45:17
curious if he actually got uh matt if
45:19
you’re watching tell us in the comments
45:20
if you actually got
45:21
he may answer that in one of the many
45:24
many many
45:25
that’s a good point that’s yeah let’s
45:26
let’s before we start with that let’s
45:28
continue
45:31
hey guys this is matt hicks calling in
45:34
on the
45:34
personal injury attorney chris reynolds
45:37
attorney at law anchor colin moment tm
45:40
i just wanted to enlighten you a little
45:42
bit about a conversation my wife and i
45:44
just had
45:44
about cooking um
45:48
frying some pork chops up and uh we were
45:50
having a discussion about what i should
45:52
fry them in
45:54
butter tastes the best but it’s got the
45:56
lowest smoke point of the cooking fats
46:01
sunflower oil and vegetable oils have a
46:03
much higher smoke point but the flavor
46:05
is just not quite right
46:07
olive oil has a mid-range smoke point a
46:10
little higher than butter but lower than
46:12
the
46:13
other olive oils and vegetable oils and
46:16
stuff
46:17
so it is your uh best option
46:20
i believe for flavor and getting a good
46:23
sear on your meat
46:24
hashtag least legend i don’t think he
46:28
knows what the show is about
46:31
i mean i know the best way that i get a
46:35
sear on my meat
46:39
she can’t comment so i was gonna say
46:43
you this is a brief period of time where
46:45
you can do this a period of time where i
46:46
can do it and it
46:47
makes it where i don’t even want to do
46:49
it now uh
46:53
yeah uh matt i have never fried pork
46:57
chops
46:58
ever in my life
47:02
i don’t think i have either no i’ve
47:04
grilled them i’ve never
47:05
never seared them or yeah grilled and
47:07
baked i don’t think i’ve ever been
47:10
here
47:13
okay here’s the next one hey guys this
47:17
is
47:17
matt hicks calling in on the uh
47:21
personal injury attorney chris reynolds
47:23
attorney in law anchor calling moment
47:25
tia my wife and i are sitting here
47:28
watching the
47:29
election results come in on uh
47:33
cnn and they’ve got this guy named john
47:35
king
47:36
that’s uh doing the coverage with wolf
47:39
blitzer
47:41
and his hands are freaking weird man
47:45
i need you guys to look at his hands and
47:47
tell me if they look
47:48
fake like painted on or something
47:52
hashtag fake hands wait no hashtag
47:56
lizard legend
47:57
i’m i’m looking up john king’s hands oh
48:00
gosh
48:04
john i mean i wasn’t gonna look him up
48:07
but now i will
48:09
yeah i’m gonna here let me let me get
48:11
this where we can
48:12
i’ll see it together
48:16
oh there we go here’s john king’s hands
48:21
uh i mean
48:26
i’m gonna say that matt hicks
48:30
was a little inebriated in that moment
48:35
i mean because they’re big they are big
48:38
hands i think his hands are big
48:40
yeah they’re banana hands banana mitts
48:43
yeah he’s got banana hands but he’s not
48:46
i don’t think it’s weird i think he just
48:48
has large hands
48:52
okay josh mcco’s just emailed us and
48:55
said coconut oil and butter
49:00
okay um here’s the next one
49:03
hey guy on left and spike and mysterious
49:07
special guest
49:07
this is matt hicks calling in on the
49:10
personal injury attorney
49:12
chris reynolds attorney in law anchor
49:14
colin moment
49:16
tm i just wanted to tell all of your
49:19
fantastic viewers that i swear to god i
49:22
promise i’m working on the video
49:24
for the hot dog slap story because you
49:26
guys deserve it you need this in your
49:27
lives and you deserve it
49:29
but i wanted to give everyone a little
49:30
teaser
49:33
and uh put you in the right frame of
49:35
mind for it
49:38
black gandolf that’s what you need to
49:41
know black
49:42
gandalf hashtag laser legend i don’t
49:46
i’ve heard this story and i have no idea
49:48
why black gandolf would have anything to
49:50
do with him
49:51
um well then you didn’t hear the version
49:53
that i heard
49:54
because i understand why black gandolf
49:56
has something to do with it
49:58
i’m starting i’m starting to think that
49:59
there are multiple versions of the story
50:03
probably uh that would not
50:06
surprise me so we actually
50:10
have that to play but do we want to let
50:13
i think that he has some more teasers on
50:16
it i’m not
50:16
okay all right okay sure because now eli
50:19
stewart or
50:20
matt jr has some has some uh
50:23
uh comments that she wants that she’s
50:25
left so we’re gonna play those because
50:27
that’s what this show is about now is
50:29
the ongoing
50:30
arguments between matt and eli yeah here
50:33
we go
50:35
okay i didn’t realize this was gonna
50:36
start recording immediately so my bad
50:39
um i just want you all to know that i
50:41
downloaded the anchor app so that i
50:43
could do
50:44
voice messages because who’s better than
50:46
matt hicks my hex best friend eli right
50:49
and i can’t find you on anchor so unless
50:52
he sends me the link directly
50:54
you guys are not showing up on the
50:57
anchor app at all for me
50:59
so just thought you might want to be
51:00
aware of that even though that’s not
51:01
what i was originally
51:02
going to leave a voice message about how
51:05
did you leave a message if you can’t
51:07
find us
51:12
she may have been leaving it maybe she
51:13
may have been uh
51:15
yeah i don’t know that’s a good question
51:17
i have no idea
51:18
where were you leaving the message eli
51:20
if you sounds like you did find us
51:23
right because you were able to leave us
51:25
a message
51:30
all right let’s go with the next one
51:34
secondly i don’t know what matt hicks
51:37
has submitted for the hot dog story
51:38
because your podcast was
51:40
so eloquently put together that we were
51:43
unable to listen to it which was kind of
51:45
a good thing because
51:47
i happened to get facebook banned for
51:49
telling
51:50
somebody to drink bleach that’s not that
51:53
sounds way worse than it actually is
51:54
okay
51:56
um anyways skipping the bleach comment
51:59
whatever he says in regards to the hot
52:01
dog story i’m gonna go ahead and call
52:02
bull on it
52:03
because we were both so trashed that
52:05
night that we didn’t even remember what
52:07
we ate or who was there
52:08
we thought one of our other friends was
52:10
there who apparently
52:11
wasn’t i don’t i don’t know i was
52:14
pretty incoherent all i remember is i
52:16
got smacked in the cheek with a hot dog
52:19
and there was a lot of juice
52:20
that’s the glory of the story
52:23
wow she just spoiled the
52:27
no spoiler alert on that or anything
52:38
i just want to know how you didn’t find
52:40
us but you’re leaving messages to say
52:42
you can’t find us
52:43
because she said that he sent it to her
52:47
she said that doesn’t even make sense at
52:49
all
52:50
hey oh she couldn’t find us so he had to
52:54
send it to her
52:56
right okay still doesn’t make sense here
52:59
we go
53:01
i also feel like we don’t give
53:04
matt hicks wife dawn enough credit she
53:07
is
53:08
so sweet she recounted the hot dog story
53:10
details to him so he could remember
53:13
what happened when because time flirts
53:14
together when you do things you’re not
53:16
supposed to do
53:17
um yeah she has taken care of us she’s a
53:21
good woman she’s really sweet if he
53:22
didn’t marry her
53:23
i would have married her because her and
53:26
his dog knuckles are literally
53:28
the reason i have survived every
53:29
hangover and drunken episode
53:31
so shout out to dawn you’re the real
53:34
homie yeah definitely
53:40
shout out to dawn this is the most
53:43
interesting anchor calling
53:45
day ever also so and i believe eli
53:49
when she says that she would have
53:51
married dawn
53:52
because she’s
53:56
gay
54:00
we’re gonna get in trouble for that one
54:02
uh i know
54:03
i don’t i know here we go
54:07
all right my next speech and i’m gonna
54:09
try to do the senator in a minute
54:12
is regarding how your podcast keeps
54:14
resulting in me getting banned and it
54:16
only happens on your podcast
54:18
so this is gonna drink absolutely
54:20
ridiculous i need
54:22
chris reynolds to compensate me for
54:25
emotional damage
54:26
and you know overthrow facebook for me
54:30
or something like that
54:31
so basically you can look at my history
54:34
of being banned on facebook and i have a
54:36
really good record and then you can see
54:38
when i started watching the podcast that
54:40
i have been banned every single time
54:42
i’ve commented on one of your podcasts
54:45
so the first two times were because i
54:47
called matt hicks a [ __ ]
54:49
and facebook claims that i was bullying
54:51
him
54:52
i think that’s a little crap
54:58
you told someone to drink bleach
55:01
the the first time that uh superfan
55:04
sarah anderegg
55:05
got uh the suck was because she said she
55:08
was going to stab me
55:11
for something i said on this show
55:15
and then she got zucked for 24 hours a
55:17
terrorist threat it’s a terrorist threat
55:19
right
55:20
and then she said uh that she was going
55:23
to kill me
55:23
in another post which caused her to get
55:26
banned again
55:27
maybe stop saying you’re going to kill
55:29
people yeah
55:31
that’s why you can’t comment right now
55:33
it’s like oh just because i
55:35
threatened murder like yeah that’s
55:38
frowned upon
55:40
okay so here’s the next one so
55:44
the my dog’s snoring so loud right now
55:46
like it’s so difficult to concentrate on
55:49
sending a voice message
55:50
i’m so sorry um anyway the other reason
55:53
i got banned and this one is for three
55:55
days is because i said this
55:57
quote gotta drink the bleach brother end
55:59
quote
56:00
to another libertarian when we were
56:02
discussing donald trump and his comments
56:04
about
56:05
can we just ingest bleach or something
56:09
like bleach to be able to get rid of
56:10
covid
56:11
so i said gotta drink the bleach brother
56:13
like
56:14
paraphrasing him in a casual way and
56:16
because facebook
56:18
can’t read the intent or i guess the
56:20
context of a conversation
56:22
i got banned for three days which i
56:24
protested
56:25
and immediately got rejected and now i’m
56:28
going through
56:29
oversight board where they can publicly
56:31
publish the findings
56:32
of my case to be able to have the
56:36
freedom of speech to common and call
56:38
matt hicks a [ __ ] and get rebanned
56:40
on muddied waters
56:43
so in all fairness um oversight board
56:48
i don’t know man
56:54
i’m sorry go ahead uh you got you got
56:57
banned for telling somebody to drink
56:59
bleach but so did donald trump
57:03
he got banned as that was one of the
57:06
reasons
57:07
i’m certain and i mean you know everyone
57:10
wants to defend sarah but i don’t
57:12
remember
57:13
donald trump threatening to stab anyone
57:15
so
57:18
remember when this show used to be about
57:20
politics i do
57:22
it was almost a few weeks ago facebook
57:24
bans
57:26
we’re talking about individuals in south
57:27
carolina
57:30
here we go so i’m not a conspiracy
57:33
theorist by any means
57:34
but i find it awfully interesting how i
57:37
have called people
57:38
way worse things on facebook on public
57:41
forums
57:42
yet only when i’m on your podcast do i
57:45
say something like
57:46
call matt has a [ __ ] or tell somebody
57:48
to drink bleach
57:50
you know again out of context that
57:53
i am immediately like spotted by
57:55
facebook and censored i just think
57:57
that’s ridiculous that i can’t even
57:58
partake
57:59
in a libertarian conversation podcast
58:03
um to be able to get information
58:06
to be able to joke around with other
58:08
people without getting banned
58:10
that’s just ridiculous i’m gonna have to
58:13
start typing like a robot because
58:15
even if you say something in a context
58:18
you know you get accused of telling a
58:20
fellow libertarian to kill themselves
58:22
because you said something about the
58:23
word drink bleach in it
58:25
i don’t know
58:34
hello hello alex from virginia calling
58:37
in on the chris reynolds personal injury
58:39
attorney attorney law anchor calling
58:41
line
58:42
and i have a question today for the guy
58:44
on left and
58:45
spike stone tablets cold steve austin
58:48
cohen
58:50
that was rough and i i sincerely
58:52
apologize for wow that was that was i
58:54
have a question today about
58:56
face masks am i supposed to sneeze in
58:59
these things
59:00
because you know that’s freaking
59:01
disgusting or am i supposed to take it
59:04
down and squeeze how one normally does
59:06
and just spread my germs and comb it all
59:09
over the place
59:10
thank you yeah i think you’re supposed
59:13
to keep it on i think that’s one of the
59:15
things that
59:17
are you really yeah that’s the whole
59:20
thing
59:21
coughing sneezing
59:24
sniffly oh that’s awful like that’s
59:26
disgusting
59:27
i don’t do that you take the mask out
59:30
excuse excuse me sorry
59:31
true and then you put the mask back on
59:34
yes
59:35
i don’t want that all up here
59:39
yeah i will remove the mask sneeze into
59:42
my elbow
59:43
and then put the mask back up thereby
59:46
completely eliminating the purpose of
59:48
the mask to begin with
59:49
well yeah i mean
59:53
yeah just eliminate the purpose of the
59:55
mask anyway well there’s that too
59:57
um yeah you’re supposed to sneeze into
60:00
it i also
60:01
being jewish uh fastidiously clean mine
60:05
constantly
60:06
so like my mask is
60:09
uh when i wear one which is really at
60:12
this point i wear a mask on airplanes in
60:14
airports and at in establishments where
60:17
i’m required to wear one and that’s
60:19
pretty much it
60:20
yeah that’s pretty and when i’m not
60:21
wearing it i clean it
60:24
because i’m i i get the disposables
60:28
and i just chuck them oh yeah yeah you
60:31
can do that too
60:32
yeah but i like so i would have to bring
60:35
like a freaking 12-pack
60:36
because i’m on all these different
60:38
airplanes and stuff like that so
60:40
and i i i guess i gotta wear the whole
60:42
thing the whole time
60:43
whatever i have a drawer i’ll wear it
60:45
for like a day
60:47
i’ll wear it for like a day and then
60:48
just toss it well yours is nice and
60:50
clean because if you sneeze or cough you
60:52
take it off first
60:54
i do i 100 do
60:58
all right okay here’s here is uh one
61:01
from uh
61:01
from tom arnold hey man
61:04
dave’s back uh this is uh liberty claws
61:09
got a very important question
61:12
some discussion a couple weeks ago about
61:16
whatever it is matt’s carrying on his
61:17
shoulder these days
61:19
whether it’s a man purse whether it’s a
61:22
mers
61:23
whether it’s a laptop case just whatever
61:26
the hell it is
61:28
and i think it would behoove you guys to
61:32
further discuss this we truly need a
61:34
definition
61:36
um have a good show and i’ll be
61:39
listening
61:40
tata do you have this bag so we can
61:44
look at it to judge yeah it’s how i
61:47
carry my computer places
61:50
yeah oh i’ve seen this yeah yeah yeah
61:54
it is a leather engraved
61:57
with my name you can’t really see it in
61:59
the camera uh
62:00
but leather engraved and it carries my
62:04
computer
62:07
and that’s pretty much it what do you
62:09
consider it
62:11
uh i i consider it like a satchel or a
62:15
messenger bag
62:16
a satchel a satchel we’ll call it a
62:19
satchel that sounds
62:20
like masculine and
62:24
utilitarian yeah satchel
62:28
it’s a satchel from here from here to
62:31
four
62:32
it will be only known as a satchel meg
62:35
jones
62:36
uh henceforth henceforth it is a
62:39
it’s a satchel that’s fair okay all
62:42
right here’s the next one
62:46
hello hello alex from virginia calling
62:48
in on
62:49
chris reynolds personal injury attorney
62:52
attorney of law anchor call online
62:56
question today for you guys so there
62:59
there was a lot of hoopla going on in
63:02
the nation’s capital
63:03
this past week and i’ll get your guys’s
63:07
thoughts
63:07
on that and
63:11
do you think alex smith being out
63:14
with an injury really hindered the
63:18
football team against tampa bay
63:19
buccaneers or
63:22
do you think they would have lost either
63:24
way
63:25
thank you are you in a coal mine like
63:28
what
63:29
like it sounds like he’s backing up a
63:30
forklift
63:33
it sounds like a forklift backing up to
63:35
him
63:37
sounds like he’s driving the forklift i
63:39
guess so
63:40
yeah anyway uh
63:43
something about alex smith alec alex
63:46
smith being out of the game
63:48
between the former washington redskins
63:51
and
63:51
uh the uh tampa bay buccaneers made
63:55
absolutely no difference the redskins
63:56
were six and ten and made it to the
63:58
playoffs because they won their division
64:00
i think they were six and ten they may
64:01
have been seven and nine
64:02
because they won their division and they
64:03
were going up against the 11 and
64:05
five i think 11 and five buccaneers with
64:08
tom brady in the playoffs no
64:10
alex smith was not going to be the
64:13
difference maker there
64:14
just wasn’t gonna happen uh the redskins
64:17
were gonna get slaughtered in that game
64:19
um sorry the washington football team uh
64:22
is gonna get
64:23
was gonna get slaughtered in that game
64:25
and uh that
64:26
is what happened
64:29
i now know how you felt when i was
64:30
talking about mf doom
64:32
yeah i feel that way a lot when you talk
64:34
about rap
64:37
sometimes hello alex from virginia
64:40
again and i have a scenario for you guys
64:45
cleaning out your cabinets or whatever
64:48
you find
64:49
a bottle of purified drinking water you
64:51
don’t remember it being there
64:53
so you’re like huh this is strange you
64:56
crack it open
64:57
out comes a genius so
65:00
you have a genie some time has passed
65:03
you have absolutely wasted your first
65:05
two wishes
65:06
all right maybe you’re like huh i wish i
65:08
knew where the tv remote was and then
65:10
jeannie’s like boom
65:11
you know and then you’re like wow i wish
65:13
i didn’t say that
65:15
so now now you don’t even know where the
65:16
tv remote is and you’re out two wishes
65:19
what’s your third wish it’s got to be
65:22
anime cat girls right
65:26
what i mean honestly if i forgot that i
65:29
had asked for my tv remote
65:32
and that was the first thing that came
65:34
to mind i’m probably more than likely
65:35
asking for another tv remote
65:38
right now i’m asking for people to call
65:40
in with political questions
65:44
my third wish is that from now on people
65:47
ask
65:47
questions about ask questions about the
65:49
ostensible purpose of this show
65:52
right as opposed to random life updates
65:56
uh this is kind of our fault though
65:58
because we did
65:59
yeah we’ve said hey leave any questions
66:04
or even just
66:08
but anime cat girls i mean you know
66:10
whatever whatever you’re into
66:11
it’s your wish i’m good with that i
66:14
think my wish would be like
66:18
peace or something and then the genie
66:19
would go no we’re not doing anything
66:21
cliche like that and i’d say okay fine
66:23
where’s my remote
66:26
i’m going for i’m still going for real
66:28
questions
66:30
on that would be nice that would be nice
66:34
hello gosh actually okay my guest my
66:36
wish is that from now on alex calls
66:39
not in the in the i have no idea
66:43
i think he’s they’re building a bridge
66:44
or something he’s he’s in virginia beach
66:47
so that’s possible
66:49
yeah i probably shouldn’t be outing him
66:51
like that
66:54
well he didn’t say where in virginia
66:55
beach he’s by a construction site in
66:57
virginia he’s buying a construction site
66:59
for sure
67:00
that that narrowed it down calling on
67:02
the chris reynolds personal injury
67:03
attorney attorney law anchor calling
67:05
moment
67:06
i have a question today for you guys
67:11
what is one of your favorite songs right
67:15
now
67:15
you know something just that just
67:17
catches your ear
67:18
maybe it’s stuck in your head for a
67:20
little while
67:22
and in the event that the audience
67:24
doesn’t
67:25
know that could you could you sing it
67:28
for us
67:30
thank you i think he’s at a sound board
67:33
just pressing industrial
67:36
buttons that was like a fire alarm
67:40
yeah um where are you like
67:46
i feel like he’s in a war zone or
67:47
something
67:50
like next you’re gonna hear gunfire and
67:52
like a mortar going off
67:54
right
67:58
um one of my favorite songs right now uh
68:01
anything by ajr anything by ajr
68:05
uh i’m into uh and no i’m not gonna sing
68:07
it i’m not gonna sing any of them
68:11
gosh like a new song i don’t really like
68:14
new music because i’m an
68:15
old jew um you’re a middle-aged jew
68:19
i’m a middle-aged i feel old yeah
68:23
a new song
68:26
uh i heard a cover of sarah smile
68:30
by uh teddy swims
68:36
but that’s like an old song
68:40
but it’s a cover but it’s a cover it
68:42
counts
68:44
i’m counting that as a new song okay
68:46
here’s some more from matt so
68:47
do you want to do the hot are these
68:52
man i have no i didn’t even listen to
68:53
these okay
68:56
i’m going to holy now
69:00
i’m we’re gonna
69:03
i’m making an executive decision right
69:05
now
69:06
after at long last we are going to play
69:11
the hot dog story now
69:18
right yeah okay why not we’re playing
69:21
the hot dog story
69:23
right now
69:33
[Music]
69:37
hello there
69:45
welcome to the matt hicks story hour
69:52
wow by popular demand you all wanted to
69:54
hear the hot dog slap story
69:57
and who am i to keep an adoring public
70:00
waiting
70:08
so one day while i was in my
70:11
undergrad education my dear dear sweet
70:16
sweet naive country mouse friend
70:19
eli stewart says to me we should go get
70:22
tattoos and do mushrooms
70:26
little did she know
70:34
so here’s how this went down a dear dear
70:37
friend of ours who i shall refer to as
70:41
ronnie fist not his real name because he
70:45
has
70:45
a professional career to look out for
70:49
we all go to the tattoo shop and they
70:52
get little
70:53
pilcrow symbol tattoos and hey you know
70:57
i’m the go big or go home kind of guy i
70:59
end up with this
71:00
elbow to wrist sleeve thing going on
71:04
with
71:05
you can kind of see this velcro dude
71:07
throwing up and all this hey whatever
71:11
we get these tattoos done my mine took
71:15
several days because there was more than
71:16
one sitting anyway
71:18
not for nothing we get these tattoos
71:21
done
71:22
and then we come back to my house my
71:24
wife the
71:25
sweet sweet woman that she is she made
71:28
pizza from scratch
71:30
the dough and everything and i laid out
71:33
all the booze and all the drugs
71:36
because that’s what we do booze and
71:38
drugs
71:48
anyway i’m no rookie at this right so i
71:51
know let’s eat first
71:53
so we eat the pizza and we wait about an
71:56
hour or so let the food settle down hour
71:58
hour and a half
71:59
let the food settle down because
72:01
mushrooms ain’t the best thing in the
72:02
world for your stomach
72:05
so and there’s like conversation we’re
72:07
drinking a little bit
72:09
and listening to records because that’s
72:10
what we do at my house
72:13
the magic moment arrives and we eat
72:16
a bunch of magic mushrooms
72:20
here’s a little aside for those of you
72:22
who maybe aren’t so initiated into the
72:24
world of psychedelics
72:26
when you take mushrooms at least for me
72:29
how it goes is that uh after about
72:32
30 minutes 45 minutes or so i get this
72:35
tingly vibratey thing going on my whole
72:37
body like every atom
72:39
feels like it’s dancing right you just
72:41
giddy you want to get up you want to go
72:43
you want to do stuff
72:44
kind of starting to get this energetic
72:46
thing going
72:47
and then once that starts it goes for
72:49
about 10
72:51
ish minutes and then
72:56
like a rocket ship next level right
72:59
like you’re just zooming from this slow
73:03
gentle gradual
73:04
increase straight up and then you
73:06
plateau
73:07
for a little while we’re sitting around
73:10
listening to records and [ __ ] and
73:11
then i start feeling the tingly going on
73:13
and i’m like yeah here we go
73:14
time for the ride buckle up [ __ ]
73:17
this used to be a political show
73:21
so we go outside set the mood for you
73:24
it’s a beautiful i remember politics
73:28
late fall early winter night in south
73:31
carolina
73:32
it’s chilly but not freezing cold like
73:35
much like now i’m wearing my
73:36
sock monkey hat because me much like the
73:39
beatles and there’s a
73:40
hit song everybody’s got something to
73:43
hide except for me and my sock monkey
73:47
whatever anyway
73:50
somehow i assume it had something to do
73:52
with the cold ronnie fist
73:54
ended up wearing my uh farawa which is
73:58
an
73:58
arabic robe thing that they wear during
74:00
the winter in the middle east
74:02
it’s predominantly worn by like shakes
74:04
and important people and [ __ ] it’s kind
74:05
of
74:06
dressy but it’s really warm i call it a
74:07
warm hug um
74:10
and somehow he ended up in my house
74:13
slippers i don’t
74:14
i don’t really [ __ ] get that part but
74:16
whatever it happened it’s a thing can’t
74:17
undo it
74:20
so we go back outside and uh
74:24
we walk out into the orchard uh we call
74:26
it the orchard it’s a spot out in my
74:28
front yard where
74:29
um my wife and i over the years have
74:31
planted several fruit trees
74:34
this beautiful full moon going on
74:38
you get the moon shadow action happening
74:40
this story is different than what i am
74:42
rightfully we’re out in the orchard
74:44
looking at the moon and just being high
74:46
and talking
74:49
somebody gets the great idea that we
74:51
should go for a walk in the woods
74:53
so like eli is like i’m in right
74:58
so we start walking off into the woods
75:00
and it’s me
75:02
and it’s ronnie and it’s eli in that
75:04
order
75:05
single file i’ve been there before i
75:07
know my way around even though it’s
75:09
dark dark in the woods because you know
75:11
the
75:13
trees and all that [ __ ] block out the
75:15
light
75:18
we’re walking off into the woods and uh
75:21
at some point ronnie
75:25
hung up on a uh
75:28
a wisteria vine it was like a two inch
75:31
round wisteria vine or something like
75:32
that and he trips and falls
75:35
and eli and i apparently uh
75:38
stuck fully in the hive mind of
75:40
psychedelic mushroom and
75:42
induced uh syncopation
75:47
both were like [ __ ] this we’re out and
75:48
we just left like i kept on walking
75:51
and uh she actually walked on him she
75:55
stepped on him
75:56
not over him not around him she stepped
75:58
on him walked on ronnie
76:00
and uh we just walked out of the woods
76:01
and left him in there left him there
76:03
laying on the ground
76:04
like kind of he wasn’t really yelling
76:06
for help but he was
76:07
making ruckus
76:10
anyway so uh blair witch up here
76:14
eli and i are in the orchard enjoying
76:18
the full moon
76:21
when out from the woods
76:25
comes ronnie a vision
76:28
a vision right this is a hot dog
76:32
by the way and he’s wearing this long
76:34
dark robe
76:35
one slipper and he’s carrying this like
76:38
i don’t know like
76:39
six foot long stick like a like a like
76:42
like a [ __ ]
76:46
majestic black gandalf right that’s what
76:49
he looked like
76:51
and he comes walking over us like leaves
76:53
and [ __ ] in his hair
76:55
and um i was like okay cool he’s not
76:58
dead and i just
76:59
continued walking because that’s what i
77:01
do
77:02
i came back up here to the house and i
77:05
got myself something to drink
77:12
so i’m smoking a cigarette much like now
77:17
but they’re still at the orchard talking
77:18
so i was like [ __ ] it let me just see
77:20
what their
77:20
let me go see what they’re about
77:24
so i go walking back down to the orchard
77:27
and i interrupted their conversation
77:31
they were talking about moments
77:35
in time and objects in the universe
77:38
and whether or not they have any
77:39
intrinsic meaning or if that’s just
77:41
something that humans impart to them
77:44
and the conversation was directed
77:47
predominantly at ronnie stick
77:51
his wizard staff
77:56
at this point there was a convergence of
77:59
the minds once again where they both
78:01
agreed that
78:02
i ruined a moment that they were having
78:04
by just simply stating
78:05
it’s just a [ __ ] stick dude sometimes
78:08
a stick is just a stick
78:10
so anyway we all come back up to the
78:11
house
78:13
then we go back inside and
78:17
ronnie and my wife are in the record
78:18
room listening to records and eli and i
78:21
uh had a rage in case of the munchies
78:23
because we’ve been smoking weed eating
78:24
mushrooms drinking we were like
78:26
we need something to eat pizza’s gone we
78:28
ate it all
78:30
so we go in the kitchen and the two of
78:32
us like a
78:33
like a couple of freaking truffle pigs
78:35
are rooting around in the refrigerator
78:36
for something to snack on
78:40
a couple of days earlier i had uh
78:43
barbecued i had fired up the grill and
78:45
cooked some burgers and some bratwursts
78:48
and there the bottom shelf of the fridge
78:51
this plate covered in saran wrap
78:55
and underneath the saran wrap are four
78:59
delicious amazing looking
79:03
bratwurst like still glistening with the
79:07
oily sheen in there brown with like
79:10
little char
79:11
marks of crispy flavor strip heaven
79:15
we gotta eat these we gotta eat these so
79:17
we pull them out of the fridge and we
79:18
put them on the kitchen counter
79:21
peel back the saran wrap that was like
79:23
the oil it was kind of sticking
79:25
to the bratwurst a little bit let’s peel
79:27
it back
79:28
we’re sitting there we each grab one and
79:30
we’re just eating them cold straight off
79:31
the plate because
79:34
why not right it’s cold
79:42
so i have this moment where i look over
79:44
at eli
79:47
doei eyed
79:50
open mouth chewing like a
79:54
goddamn cow or a
79:57
goat chewing it’s cut a
80:00
a [ __ ] ruminant and i looked down at
80:04
this plate
80:05
of bratwurst’s i looked up at eli
80:10
i looked down at this plate of bratwurst
80:13
i look up out of eli and i knew right
80:16
then what i had to do
80:19
so i reached down and i grabbed the
80:20
bratwurst
80:23
staring at the bratwurst and i looked
80:26
over at eli
80:28
and i just saw the look of terror come
80:30
into her face she knew something was
80:32
gonna happen but she had no idea what
80:34
was gonna happen
80:36
and i cocked my arm back pow
80:40
right across the face
80:48
i don’t know if any of you have seen the
80:49
movie how high
80:52
but this bratwurst slap was just like
80:54
the the
80:56
diaper change baby powder seen
80:59
with the pimp slap
81:02
except replace the hand with the hot dog
81:07
and replace the baby powder with the uh
81:10
like oily sheen that it left like right
81:13
across her
81:13
cheek and uh
81:19
her jaw dropped open and her eyes got
81:23
huge and
81:28
all she could muster was to ask
81:32
why would you do that
81:38
and i tell you to this day i don’t know
81:40
why
81:43
it just seemed like the thing to do
81:54
so
81:56
that was 12 and a half minutes
82:00
of matt hicks telling a story
82:03
that i can tell in 35 seconds
82:06
there is zero reason that
82:10
that story the reason that that story
82:12
needs to be that long
82:13
is so long and i want everybody to know
82:17
uh it was longer when i got it
82:22
and i cut out a lot
82:29
that was a no filler version
82:34
of a story that literally
82:39
yes it was worth it matt it was worth it
82:41
he’s asking if it was worth it
82:44
here’s how you tell him he’s never
82:47
getting that 12 minutes back
82:49
nope nope hey no can you tell me the hot
82:52
dog story
82:53
sure so i was doing drugs with someone
82:57
and we went and we went and looked at
83:01
the moon and then we came back
83:03
and had some really interesting
83:04
conversations then
83:07
we went and ate bratwurst and
83:11
my friend eli was eating bratwurst with
83:13
me and so i hit her in the face with it
83:16
and that’s why she’s not gay no more
83:19
that’s how you tell that story look that
83:21
had that that was definitely
83:24
less than a minute right that was
83:27
definitely less than a minute yeah like
83:29
it’s definitely less than a minute my
83:31
version of that story was oh i was i was
83:33
doing drugs with a friend of mine and uh
83:36
we were on a bunch of drugs and i got
83:38
munchies so we went to see what was
83:40
there
83:40
and i found a already cooked bratwurst
83:44
in the fridge and i hit my friend in the
83:47
face with it
83:51
now eli saying the stick part was more
83:53
vital than even
83:54
presented in that story
84:00
okay
84:06
i just don’t even know what i i yeah
84:09
this show is supposed to be about
84:12
politics
84:13
yes that was the original intent
84:17
and yet somehow it has turned into matt
84:20
hicks calls in to tell us about his dog
84:22
and his fox and hot dog stories and
84:25
hitting that
84:26
uh hitting with the hot dog yeah at
84:28
least the sound’s working this time
84:30
it’s true things are looking up 2021
84:34
the episodes in 2021 are really going
84:37
off
84:37
all of the episodes in 2021 are like
84:40
what the hell has happened
84:42
right we had a show we had an episode
84:44
folks
84:45
that got over a quarter million views
84:49
and now look at us
84:53
we had prime time numbers we had pro we
84:56
had like
84:57
comparable to like broadcast news
85:00
numbers
85:01
cable news numbers and now look this is
85:05
oh that’s a good question jordan
85:07
fletcher thank you for the five bucks uh
85:08
i missed it
85:09
did he eat it afterwards that is yeah
85:13
record a half hour long story about
85:15
whether or not you ate it afterwards
85:16
no let us know if you ate it afterwards
85:19
um
85:20
please no more stories from max
85:23
we have many more here
85:27
we have oh gosh we have a we have a few
85:30
more yeah
85:30
no there’s a lot
85:35
but we only have 24 minutes before i
85:37
have to be done
85:39
okay so we’ll have to skip those so matt
85:42
we gave you a solid
85:44
12 minutes of story we’re gonna have to
85:47
skip over these ones
85:49
we love you bud both of them are saying
85:51
he ate it
85:52
okay both eli and matt are saying that
85:55
he did eat the hot dog
85:56
oh okay well there you go okay all right
85:58
so become our most listened to episode
86:01
at
86:01
anchor.fm slash this is going to end up
86:03
getting a million views
86:04
and this is what we’ll be known for and
86:06
if i you know run for office in the
86:08
future they’ll be like hey
86:09
hot dog guy and i’m like sure so
86:14
okay here’s one hello hello alex from
86:16
virginia calling in
86:18
and going back to my genie question
86:23
if you wish for something and then wish
86:25
you didn’t make that wish
86:27
how many wishes do you still have is
86:30
this a genie paradox like what
86:32
what’s going on there all right thank
86:35
you
86:37
if you wish something and then wish you
86:38
hadn’t wished it that’s two wishes
86:41
yep straight up straight up two wishes
86:45
yep straight up two wishes okay here’s
86:47
one from
86:48
mercedes oh my god it took me like 15
86:52
minutes to find you
86:53
on this anchor app just so you know
86:56
hello
86:57
how are you guys i hope you’re doing it
87:01
on your normal schedule scheduled
87:03
evening but i’m glad you did
87:04
because i definitely did not get a
87:06
message until today
87:08
so spike i hope your kennedy interview
87:12
went well is going to go well
87:13
i don’t know when you’re going to play
87:14
this also
87:16
my question is
87:19
what your favorite pie is both of you
87:24
it’s a very important question it’s like
87:27
the most important question also spike
87:30
how would one go about
87:31
baking you a pie within your dietary
87:35
guidelines uh thank you so much uh nami
87:37
says hi
87:38
goodbye for what emmy
87:42
for spike’s dietary guidelines what you
87:44
do is um
87:45
you get salmon you smoke it and you give
87:48
it to him
87:49
and you say it’s a pie call it pie
87:53
pie that was a crustless open face
87:56
smoked salmon pie
87:57
um so my favorite pie is
88:04
and these are two i have to pick two
88:06
this cheesecake cheesecake does not
88:08
count as pie right
88:13
i’m gonna say no okay then then
88:16
then yeah cause that would be my
88:17
favorite pie if it if it did
88:19
uh so either uh sweet potato pie
88:22
or pecan pie
88:29
now i just got a text message saying
88:31
that if i answer the pie question wrong
88:33
i’m dead
88:37
she’s gonna get blocked from texting
88:42
um so
88:45
obviously the only correct answer i can
88:47
give
88:50
is super fan sarah anderegg’s pie
88:55
that’s what she wanted you to say no she
88:58
probably wanted me to say
88:59
her apple pie with cinnamon rolls like
89:00
crust um
89:02
oh which that would be the right answer
89:06
but sara anders pie works just as well
89:11
she’s gonna get banned from texting for
89:13
threatening to kill people
89:17
verizon’s gonna be like no more no more
89:21
terrorist threats on our service
89:24
lady all right okay here’s the next one
89:28
hello hello alex from virginia calling
89:30
in on the chris reynolds personal injury
89:32
attorney attorney at law anchor calling
89:34
moment
89:35
i have a question today for the two of
89:38
you
89:39
i was wondering and kind of hoping
89:44
that you would be able to point me in
89:46
the way
89:48
of a more fun light-hearted conspiracy
89:51
theory to look into
89:53
you know i don’t i don’t want to get
89:55
into some super
89:56
serious stuff like oh 911 was an inside
89:59
job
90:00
or anything like that like one of my
90:03
favorites
90:04
is that last year mcdonald’s introduced
90:08
the travis scott meal as a means to get
90:11
rid of a lot of barbecue sauce packets
90:13
that were about to expire
90:15
so a conspiracy theory in that vein if
90:18
you will
90:20
thank you now that’s probably true
90:23
though
90:25
it’s not it wouldn’t surprise me so
90:29
my um like
90:33
this one is not as small as that but
90:36
honestly the flat earth
90:38
the fl those text messages
90:42
um the flat earth uh
90:46
theory the flat earth conspiracy um
90:51
not reading those uh she will get banned
90:54
from verizon
90:56
um the flatter the flat earth conspiracy
90:59
is possibly my favorite i when when i
91:01
had
91:02
a facebook because matt wright with a w
91:06
doesn’t have a facebook
91:07
um i was a member of a group called flat
91:10
earth no trolls and it was the greatest
91:12
yes greatest bathroom reading i’ve ever
91:16
found
91:16
and you just go through it and the
91:18
people there trying to explain flat
91:20
earth
91:21
and how us gl uh
91:24
round globetards globetards that’s it
91:28
globetards
91:32
yeah they don’t understand astronomy
91:35
at all um every other planets around
91:39
or they don’t exist and they’re just on
91:40
the firmament
91:42
they’re just imprinted on the firmament
91:44
and printed on the firmament
91:47
yeah yeah now uh that that one’s my
91:50
favorite
91:50
uh i might actually rejoin that group
91:52
because it is great great
91:54
bathroom you know they won’t let you go
91:56
to antarctica
91:58
matt no except they won’t do
92:01
they won’t there there is an ice wall
92:03
that will stop you like you actually can
92:06
go to antarctica if you want to there
92:08
are people who
92:09
go there are people who go there there
92:11
are people that right now you can go
92:13
it’s just highly ill-advised because
92:15
you’ll probably die
92:16
if you don’t have you’re not set up for
92:18
it yeah it’s hardly cool
92:20
joe hackman says australia isn’t real
92:22
that’s that’s a good one
92:23
yeah i like any of the things that
92:25
assert that entire states and countries
92:27
aren’t real
92:29
um i don’t know how creative those are
92:33
um i like the one that it’s all ohio
92:39
that everything is ohio
92:43
and i say that because when i went to
92:45
ohio this last time for my
92:47
waffle house whistle stop tour that
92:49
began in
92:52
cincinnati and ended in cleveland
92:56
i found that i felt like
92:59
because i stopped at like 13 14 stops
93:03
just 15 stops something like that i felt
93:05
like i had just traveled the entire
93:07
planet
93:11
like literally so there’s the answer to
93:14
that
93:15
here’s another jordan fletcher thank you
93:16
thank you for your information
93:18
youtube oh thank you jordan thank you oh
93:21
gosh thank you
93:23
um you need to look up i’m just saying
93:26
hot dog for good i will definitely do
93:27
that
93:28
because i need to see more hot dog
93:30
content
93:31
after tonight after tonight that wasn’t
93:33
enough
93:34
if anything i need more hot dog content
93:37
hey matt and spike
93:38
josh mccoy’s here i’m just thinking
93:40
about the incoming hyperinflation of the
93:43
dollar
93:44
and what we might convert our
93:48
cryptocurrency too
93:50
if the um world reserves of the dollar
93:54
go to zero what’s your guys take on this
94:00
uh if that happens i’m converting my
94:01
crypto into uh
94:03
mansions and islands and
94:07
sports cars property yeah property
94:10
property property and sports cars
94:15
i mean sports cars aren’t terrible goods
94:17
but
94:18
that would be my splurge right
94:21
yeah the the pound oh and salmon
94:24
salmon
94:29
the original gold
94:32
the gold of the sea
94:35
i think that’s just gold is cold in the
94:39
sea
94:40
i mean when they were panning for it and
94:42
it wasn’t
94:43
rivers oh yeah yeah
94:46
food that’s what actually happened they
94:48
would go there and they would try to pan
94:50
for gold and they’re like
94:51
stam and it was just salmon flopping
94:53
about they’re like and they were like
94:56
this is a goldfish this fish
95:00
that’s weight in gold gold fish if you
95:03
will
95:03
yes yeah okay i i said that i wasn’t
95:07
gonna play anything from
95:08
uh matt uh hicks but i am gonna play
95:11
this one
95:15
i hit her so hard the [ __ ] hot dog
95:26
broke
95:28
this is the stupidest show we’ve ever
95:30
done
95:31
well that’s a good one to end on folks
95:33
hey
95:35
thanks for tuning in to this hour and 40
95:38
minute long
95:40
absolute utter nonsense
95:44
from now on we’re gonna have show notes
95:48
yeah i’m not scheduling podcasts on
95:50
monday night anymore
95:56
um so folks
96:00
any final thoughts matt
96:08
i feel like i i feel bad
96:11
uh i feel bad for
96:14
josh mccombs because i feel like he was
96:16
the only one that asked
96:18
a semi legitimate question yeah like a
96:20
legitimate question
96:22
and we just brushed over it at the end
96:26
of the day we were so fatigued
96:28
that we just couldn’t even proc no but i
96:31
answered how i mean
96:33
no i think the dollar’s gonna you know
96:35
it’s gonna go to garbage and
96:37
and crypto will both by virtue of the
96:41
fact that crypto is actually gaining in
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true value
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in terms of purchasing power and
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relative to the currencies that we’d
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otherwise be using it’s it’s
96:49
gaining even more because that they’re
96:51
losing i think crypto’s gonna be
96:53
incredibly valuable and i do plan to buy
96:56
a lot of fish
96:59
so folks and if you by the way uh
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if you happen to decide to leave a
97:06
big big tech and you head on over to
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float
97:10
f-l-o-t-e dot app uh you can follow us
97:14
and you can donate uh to us in crypto
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there
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which people have been doing and yes
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you could start this you could be the
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one to start this
97:23
which also reminds me that i’m 85
97:27
certain the creator of float will be on
97:30
this show
97:31
next tuesday yes we’re gonna have
97:35
king kingsley edwards
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on next week we believe we think we
97:42
think
97:42
probably we we got the definite from him
97:45
a week ago but i haven’t followed up so
97:49
we’re going to get a definite definite
97:51
yeah he’s going to be done
97:53
next week but yeah go to float first of
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all go to float get an account
97:56
float has everything that all the main
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social media
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uh uh companies have without the spying
98:03
or the uh uh or the uh censorship
98:07
they will eventually have some
98:09
advertising uh but it will be
98:11
tastefully done and will not be
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algorithm-based it will just be
98:16
purchased advertising that that people
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have bought
98:19
um and uh you can put anything you want
98:22
on there
98:23
if it’s not like a death threat um you
98:25
can pretty much put anything on you can
98:27
even put
98:28
nudes on there you just have to mark
98:30
them
98:31
nsfw not safe for work that’s their only
98:34
thing they ask
98:36
and now you can embed float videos
98:39
in yes or on your website or
98:43
wherever you would like to embed them
98:45
yes
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you can now embed videos so go over to
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float.app
98:50
and uh tomorrow uh which is wednesday
98:54
at 8pm eastern i will be interviewing on
98:57
my show my fellow
98:58
americans i will be interviewing jason
99:00
spyers
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uh who is a uh he was
99:05
arrested uh and put in jail for 15 years
99:09
for on a marijuana charge
99:12
and uh he now uh is a is it
99:15
full uh stanford scholar he’s a uh
99:17
stanford yeah
99:19
yeah go ahead
99:23
so i just talked with our booker
99:28
not long ago um okay and i thought he
99:30
was coming on our show
99:32
on this show
99:37
did we double book him i could be wrong
99:40
he may
99:41
have said uh spike decided he wanted him
99:44
on his show i don’t really remember
99:47
we might have them twice we might have
99:49
them on my show and on our show i’m not
99:51
sure
99:52
anyway next tomorrow i’m interviewing
99:54
jason spyers
99:55
and we’ll maybe be interviewing him
99:58
again in the future
99:59
uh and then have a great weekend and we
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will see you back here
100:03
on tuesday for another exciting episode
100:07
of the muddy waters of freedom
100:08
where matt wright and i will actually
100:10
talk about the news
100:13
i hope we will absolutely
100:17
really talk about the news next week
100:20
hopefully
100:20
yes for anybody yes we we did do show
100:22
notes for last week
100:24
because i saw people ask that question
100:25
in the comments yes yes there were show
100:27
notes for last week
100:28
but those notes were dead they were
100:30
irrelevant to this week yeah they were
100:32
completely irrelevant to this week they
100:34
were talked to death
100:35
so instead we did this right and said we
100:39
did this
100:40
which will end up being one of our most
100:42
watched shows because that’s how
100:44
life works yes
100:48
so folks oh matt if someone were to
100:52
decide they wanted to continue
100:53
uh consuming this type of content uh and
100:56
wanted to do so
100:57
on the internet is that even possible
100:59
and if so how
101:01
it is possible billy pierce yes i am on
101:03
float i am the muddy waters account on
101:05
float i also have my own private but i’m
101:07
never on it
101:08
um i’m on float too float.app slash
101:11
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101:12
yep um if you wanted to find us
101:16
on the internet and you’re one of the
101:17
old-school people who really enjoy
101:19
listening to the sweet buttery sounds of
101:22
our voice oh wait hang on a second
101:24
before we get there i have to thank
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time code productions for allowing me
101:29
yes their studio um for the last
101:32
few months uh in a couple of weeks i
101:35
won’t need it anymore but
101:36
the guys here have been great they’ve
101:38
been so welcoming they’re awesome yeah
101:40
um they’re doing a lot of really cool
101:42
stuff and they
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have the absolute ability to handle any
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101:48
um so if you have any video needs please
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go to timecodeproduction.com
101:55
and you can
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have them do your video for you um but
102:01
great guys
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um great guys that work here but yeah if
102:04
you uh have any uh
102:06
sweet if you just want to listen to our
102:08
sweet buttery voices
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you hi everybody hello i can go
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102:17
i need to get a a longer mic you’re
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trying to go down on yourself
102:22
i know i said hey everybody you can go
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102:33
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102:36
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but we’re a lot more likely to
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especially after today
103:01
especially so bad
103:04
or start donating um
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or you can find this in every other
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103:14
thanks so much for sticking around for
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this this was just
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fantastic and we will see you
103:21
next week same money place same money
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time tune in tomorrow
103:25
for uh my fellow americans and then
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we’ll see you next week right here for
103:29
the muddy waters of freedom
103:30
thanks again for tuning in and where
103:32
we’re going we don’t need roads
103:38
i’m looking at the crowd here and the
103:40
tens of thousands probably 100 000 plus
103:42
people here
103:44
and you did it all without burning down
103:46
buildings
103:48
without looting
103:52
i didn’t know that that was possible no
103:55
[ __ ]
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according to the media these explosions
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are [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
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when you have a large gathering of
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peaceful protesters they’re supposed to
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burn it all down
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[Music]
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[Music]
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it’s so egregious it’s so bad so pleased
104:30
that people don’t even believe it can’t
104:31
be true
104:32
that’s why my father sends her tweet
104:34
patriots descend on washington dc
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amen and a woman
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no [ __ ] according to the media these
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explosions are [ __ ]
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yet when
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[Music]
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together in the heart of our nation’s
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capital to save our democracy
105:04
and mike is just gonna have to come
105:06
through for us if he doesn’t that will
105:07
be a sad day for our country
105:09
who hides evidence criminals hide
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evidence
105:13
i had no idea who could
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against democracy against liberty be
105:22
overturned right now
105:23
so we’re going to walk down pennsylvania
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avenue no
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[ __ ] according to the media these
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explosions are [ __ ] [ __ ]
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[ __ ] when you have a large gathering
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of peaceful protesters they’re supposed
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to burn it all down
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boom these explosions are [ __ ] who
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could have seen
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that coming these explosions
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ]
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[Applause]