Episode 137 – Voluntaryism in the Time of Corona

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I wake up and teardrops they fall down
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like rain I put on that old song that we
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dance ooh and then I hear back to the
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track because I love to sing I mean many
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years ago but not broken founder Mila
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now I’m flexing it already they didn’t
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know me too and ever in sleep last night
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let me – where did you say bro
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baby falls that Stan show me a better
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way promise I’ll clean this rain this
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much I know it’s true I came up and so
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mature and for the boys
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fucking ma 4:12 the class
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4:12 the class
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Nonna Monyetta for who gets my proof
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my name is Fatima I promise I will lose
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but I shorted found a plan to play a
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show Mila now I’m flexing it already I
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ain’t no me too and every sleepless
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night let me too
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my promise I’ll quit this game this much
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I know it’s true
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I came up consulted you and put the boys
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in blue
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well
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well
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it’s what I know
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in
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you
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you
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the Vanguard for
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Spike LL Cool J Cohen
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I am Matt Wright and together we are
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traversing the muddied waters of freedom
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I’m liking these I liked ahead I was a
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notorious je w last week and now this
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week I’m LL Cool Joo I’m liking these
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you are now in my phone as LL Cool you
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good that’s fine that’s good hey
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everybody how are you doing thanks for
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tuning in to this shared your video with
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me so it’s like I’m doing like a call-in
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again like like a throwback to our very
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first video that are a very first show
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we did together I never shared my video
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with you like I just see your picture
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with the dog in the background oh well
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I’m gonna change that I don’t want that
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to be the case I think it’s weird cuz
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there you go no we’re looking out there
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it is yeah there we go okay yeah I don’t
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want that hey folks thanks for tuning in
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thanks for tuning in we have an
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absolutely spectacular episode planned
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for you I promise I promise
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absolutely promise first and foremost
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I’m learning to think Justin I’m
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drinking today that is way over and
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allow me to thank and the blue the blue
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100% pure ultra ultra pure not just pure
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water ultra-pure water ultra ultra pure
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water from Libya Bulova Nakia Wanaka
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hmm I think you know all the all the all
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the water water bottles now are that
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like wimpy cellophane looks like it’s
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gonna fall apart cuz you know the
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turtles have a harder time choking to
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death on it this is solid like serious
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serious plastic in the blue water
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they’re like screw the turtles this is
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screw the turtles water right here
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you know this straw is cracked and
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broken so I can’t get anything out of it
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okay that’s a screw the turtle straw too
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cuz it can really get in there I’m
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throwing this thing out into the street
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so hopefully it just gets washed right
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into the ocean into a turtle throw it
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right into the red algae hey everybody
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this is now the spike Owen show welcome
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to the spike Owen show featuring Matt
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rights microphone there yeah so we don’t
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like turtles
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on the show we never have to let you
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know Sara and and Erick top fan Sierra
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and and Erick says a little cool shoe is
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my fave nickname yet ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha and I agree I had that’s I’m I don’t
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know I’m kind of partial to notorious
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juw
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I kind of liked that one too Chris
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Reynolds said did Matt smite grow its
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you know this is the Matt ever growing
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Mike show where every time it’s just a
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little bigger than the time before it’s
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like kind of a theme and Chris was the
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first one to catch on good job Chris um
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let’s see Jordan logo said what if I
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told you beards violate safety protocol
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because they make it more likely that
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you’ll touch your face I tell you that I
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keep saying I’m going to shave it Jordan
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and then I don’t because what happens is
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to see here there’s two conflicting
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things happening here one is my safety
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and my wife who hates facial hair so for
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all really like all the good reasons I
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should be shaving my beard and then the
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problem is I’m a libertarian and people
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see my beard and say oh your beards
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finally starting to come in and so it’s
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it’s it’s a weird dichotomy one would
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think that I would side with my own
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personal health and the love of my life
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over that of people on the internet who
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would call me a boot licker just as soon
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as they look at me and yet here we are
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here we are I’m really liking this
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unlike and how the whites coming in here
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I’m like another whites coming in here
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but it is starting to get a little
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absurd especially since I haven’t had my
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hair cut in in what feels like two years
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it was sometime in February like it’s
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really getting out of hand and and it
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needs to end we need to do something
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about it but you know we’ve got a great
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up go ahead did you know that on I’m
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gonna guess last Thursday Aaron sent us
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Aaron Nakamoto sent us four dollars and
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81 cents yes for your birthday format
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spurt by the way happy birthday to Matt
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Matthew right over here to my no don’t
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my right you were left don’t ever call
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me Matt – Matt Matt Matt Matt till just
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right just matter what we we are not
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live on float which sucks because but
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other than that we look great everywhere
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well we should be yeah and a happy
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Anniversary to you and your lovely wife
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thank you
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we had a great anniversary socially
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distancing from everyone honestly we
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don’t like people anyway so it was
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actually good we got to go to go to some
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outdoor stuff near the beach and do some
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fun stuff and everyone stayed away from
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us it was actually kind of a dream
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vacation honestly a little yeah it was
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great I got to spend time with my wife
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and no one else and like literally like
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they’d stand over it we even saw some
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people that we know who were friends
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with and they stood like 10 feet away
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and we just waved at them and it was
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nice I was like yeah no one just
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everyone stay away from me so this
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because they never shut down ever that
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like that’s horror
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midst of a pandemic that might get
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rescheduled that might get reschedule so
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yeah let’s get right to it Matt speaking
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of the corona thoughful the corona I
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still have that hold on speaking of the
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corona buffle brought to you by Bitcoin
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and charmin ultra strong a man in India
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who had apparently gone insane from
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being quarantined for being way
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quarantined too long due to potentially
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being affected by the corona fawful
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decided to strip naked and run through
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the streets eventually biting an elderly
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lady woman
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an elderly woman to death who was
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sleeping on her porch to death to death
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– death bit her to death and honestly
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there’s nothing I wanted to add to it I
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was just really happy it wasn’t in
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Florida this was the most Florida man
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story I’ve ever heard in my life and I
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was just really happy it wasn’t so I
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figured I would talk about to death yeah
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I think he caught like the jugular hurt
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and ripped it out I must have been gosh
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that is commitment goodness that does
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sound like well I mean India is kind of
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the Florida of large countries in many
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ways Australia is the Florida of large
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country in many ways so Florida doesn’t
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exist yeah okay let’s go that explains a
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lot
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well thankfully that only we
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news related to people being something
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to death related to the corona puffle is
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only in other countries totally
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unrelated news a woman named Jani
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Marshall 86 year old woman in Brooklyn
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New York
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was waiting at a hospital for a bowel
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obstruction she was wait she was waiting
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there because she had a bowel
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obstruction yes right she wasn’t waiting
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to get a bowel obstruction right so
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instead another patient punched her
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square in the face because she wasn’t
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she was upset that she wasn’t practicing
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social distancing right and the the
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person the patient who punched her
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square in the face was a 32 year old
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female who was initially released for
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disorderly conduct for punching an old
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woman in the face at the hospital where
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in the face for not staying six feet
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away because that’s the best way to
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maintain a healthy distance is to make
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contact with someone else’s face at a
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hospital that absolutely is healthy for
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your their face and your fists yes the
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the woman who attacked her was released
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on her own recognizance
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but after Janie died the police were
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looking for the attacker to a restaurant
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upgraded charges and the death of Janie
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Marshall of Williamsburg appeared to be
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the first potential crime in New York
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City’s sparked by fears over the deadly
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contagion so we have a situation so so
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so one was crazy because he’s being
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quarantined and as one would do in a
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such an anxiety producing situation bit
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someone to death while he himself was
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naked yes this person slightly more
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nuanced approach just punched someone I
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mean this is horrifying I like that he
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put he punched her because she wasn’t
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social social distancing yeah so we just
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made full contact if you’re not gonna
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keep six feet from me
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I’m going to actually touch your face
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hard I’m going to hit somebody that’s
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like three times my age three times my
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age cutting their face and possibly my
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hand too
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so if they do have coronavirus I almost
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assuredly have it now and also they’re
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dead there’s a debate going on on which
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one of us looks more like the tiger king
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and you are currently winning sir I
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can’t imagine I wouldn’t be which one
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I’m definitely not getting the eyebrow
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ring and if I would it would be it would
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sit right like this thing where it’s
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like all hanging down and it’s like
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always it’s got to be in his field of
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you imagine how infuriating that must be
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to go through life and just have this
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lake so as a person who has had many
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eyebrow ring in my life really yeah I’ve
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had a few I have had a few I’ve had two
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on this side and one on this one I did a
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lot of drugs in the early 2000 do
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apparently not enough I mean if you if
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you would have met me in the early 2000s
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everything was pierced tongue lip nose
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did you do the Prince Albert know
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everything about all right yeah I had
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like everything pierced in child now
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when you first get it it’s it’s there in
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place correctly and none of mine lasted
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long enough to do this but the longer
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you had wear it it would just slowly
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pull down on the skin and it looks like
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he had just never taken his out in 50
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years and can that that can’t be reset
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it could he just have to take it out and
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then just move it ah it just is the din
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right there was like it was just being
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pulled on for you know 20 30 years
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lately
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fair enough top fan Sarah and Andrew is
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invoking our religion of Judaism in
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relation to your Prince Albert it’s
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interesting so yeah I mean it happens um
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okay great so these were all great new
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so here is and so as part of terrible
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news I guess this is somewhat better
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news um as part of the kerfuffle brought
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to you by my land and the Trump 2020
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campaign please please please vote for
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me please vote for Donald Trump even
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though this just ignore everything
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that’s happening please God please
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campaign the FDA and each would say Oh
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Health and Human Services Ben Carson’s
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agency that’s making sure to stockpile
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all our pyramids with grain he’s Housing
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and Urban Development the Health and
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Human Services have approved and
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released 30 million doses of
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hydroxychloroquine sulfate key
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difference by the way key difference
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there and 1 million doses of chloroquine
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phosphate to be donated to the strategic
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national stockpile in other news there
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is a payer apparently a strategic
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national stockpile of hydroxychloroquine
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sulfate related news there and clerk in
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and chloroquine phosphate now this go
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ahead well this is definitely not the
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same clerk when phosphate that cleans
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fish tanks so please don’t be like the
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arizona man and his wife who took it and
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ended up dead did she did she end up
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dying too because the thing i read she
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was just really really sick but he was
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dead he died did she not that i thought
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she died too maybe I misread that
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article she she may have ended up dying
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honestly I mean I read it like that day
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the same day it happened well we know at
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least one of them died so just don’t
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take that stuff take the actual medicine
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hey don’t take fish cleaner right don’t
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die from being dumb yeah I mean you
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watch us you’re not that unintelligent
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like we’re not Donald Trump fans but the
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people who were trying to pin that on
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him because he mentioned there that was
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a reach
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was a reach like did he was he premature
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in telling people that
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hydroxychloroquine might do wonders yeah
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because now there are people with like
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rheumatoid arthritis and and lupus who
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do use those drugs who are now facing
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shortages of it based on the possibility
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that it might actually work for this and
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we we don’t know yet so I will
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definitely give people that like he
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definitely shouldn’t have done that but
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you really I mean if someone is ready to
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hear a word that sounds familiar and
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then eat something that is for your fish
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tank and I would assume in big bright
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letter somewhere on it says please don’t
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eat this please please don’t ingest like
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this is poison terminal uses only for it
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for for not anywhere on or near your
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body use only please God please don’t I
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have to assume there’s some kind Julia
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Rygaard in the commons PSA don’t ingest
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fish tank cleaner right yeah no I mean I
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just I feel like this is like I remember
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a couple years ago when I was just
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begging people it’s don’t sniff don’t
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eat Tide Pods yes like just don’t don’t
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do that and I and I hate that I have to
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say that and yet here we are and these
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are weren’t even kids these were full-on
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grown adults that did that they’re the
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talented thing was over a year ago yeah
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I was like 20 it was like 2018 no it was
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it was it was 2019 but it was January
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because we use we talked about that in
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our end-of-the-year things that happened
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this year that you are oh yeah that’s
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right yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s right
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that’s right yeah yeah I mean I just
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haven’t you know they said you know they
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they they they put four spills on us and
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then they lock up the real medicine
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that’s what they locked up the Tide Pods
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but anyway so um eat he Andrew in the
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comments sorry man I’m not trying your
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last name he says just as long as there
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isn’t a shortage of bourbon but that is
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of course unless you’re in a state like
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say Massachusetts where they just banned
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all alcohol sales for a week or in other
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states that are going to be doing the
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exact same thing shortly
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it’s not that we have a shortage it’s
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just you’re not allowed to buy it
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yeah so that it’s a different type of
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shortage it’s a shortage of people who
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are willing to do like pay a fine to
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sell it to you so Chris Reynolds says
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I’m pretty sure spike said one tide pod
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was okay I really just I mean I think a
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maximum dose of zero Tide Pods is
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recommended um similar similar dosage
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schedule to chloroquine phosphate of
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zero amounts if we’re talking about the
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fish tank link the fish tank cleaner
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yeah yeah oh yeah
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I mean chloroquine oh wait let me let me
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make sure on that yeah clora Quinn
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phosphate yeah yeah cork court yeah so
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don’t don’t do that just don’t like just
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like if it’s if it’s not if it says
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don’t eat this just don’t eat it
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only that’s probably good guidance
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silicon gel things that come in jerky
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packets okay path unpacked their they
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just taste bad
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is that why ya just ruined your eating
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experience well I mean it might kill you
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too I mean that’s like a tide bod it
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might kill you might kill you they taste
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bad
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best-case scenario it’s gonna taste
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terrible right worst case it’s over so
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don’t do that either
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don’t do that anything that says do not
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ingest do not ingest oh just don’t do it
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there’s no there’s no need for that
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we’re very anti ingesting things that
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you don’t so speaking of terrible ideas
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um that matt has done in the past oh you
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know we we know that all these
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stay-at-home orders aren’t oh this
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episode is also brought to you by Henry
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McMaster my governor of South Carolina
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bitch bitch brought to you by this bitch
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right here who just shut everything down
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cuz he’s a bitch who Henry McMaster I
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said I have called people that more
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times in the last 40 minutes than I have
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in three weeks that’s fair well
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I’m Joe I’m joining you know governor
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Henry McMaster governor of South
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Carolina and noted BiH right there so
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you know we know these stay-at-home
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orders are unconstitutional which means
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the Constitution is bound to stop them
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at any moment many of you have been
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uncomfortable not being able to be your
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normal extroverted selves as we know all
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the liberty internet libertarians are
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we’re obviously talking to the NAM
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libertarians and not to our non
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libertarian followers internet
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libertarians most of you if it wasn’t
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the government telling you to do this
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you’d be freaking loving this you would
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be if it was just like stay at home if
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you want to stay away from all other
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people if you don’t want to you be like
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done done I’m gonna sit here and watch
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I’m gonna catch up on all of my
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economics videos I’ve been saving on
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YouTube for the last week right cuz I
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haven’t had time to watch them cuz I’ve
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been forced to go out and do things do
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things with other people but now that
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it’s the government telling you not to
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go outside you’re like I want to see
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everybody so I go so we know you’re not
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comfortable with this but the question
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we have is are you more uncomfortable
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with that or with realizing that
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Governor Andrew Cuomo has pierced
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nipples like Matt Wright did it didn’t
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is that what they look like
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is that what mine looked like I mean
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vaguely like with the bars or whatever
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no I didn’t have the bars I had I had
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hoops I was like okay so I like I went
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to a lot of Rick I went to a lot of
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raves and I was on a lot of party drugs
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okay and so I actually pierced those
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myself yeah yeah I know and because of
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that like I can like it there’s like no
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feeling whatsoever yeah that hurts you
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doesn’t it we had entire conversations
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about your nipples how did this not come
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up I don’t know we have like a 10-minute
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launch sensations about a lot of nipples
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my
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were the only ones okay but if if if my
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nipples came up in a conversation and I
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had done that to them I couldn’t stop
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myself from telling you okay everyone
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funny story camp can’t feel anything
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from the aerial in there’s like nothing
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people people get weirded out by that
26:36
what I can when I do that what did you
26:38
use man I don’t know probably a safety
26:43
pin and then pushed one of my old
26:45
piercing rings through it I don’t
26:48
remember I was on a lot of time we had a
26:53
ten-minute segment of us just talking
26:55
about nipples nipples and ice nipples
26:57
and I and I probably said Matt writes
27:00
nipples 20 or 30 times no we only said
27:03
that once I watched that entire video to
27:06
make the video where it was us saying
27:08
nipples we only said Matt writes nipples
27:13
once because it goes nipples nipples
27:20
nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples
27:22
nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples
27:24
cone-shaped nipple some shape nipples
27:26
nipples
27:28
there’s no intervals Matt rates and
27:30
narrates nipples oh yeah well I think
27:37
I’m actually more uncomfortable about
27:39
your nipples now than then then Andrew
27:41
Cuomo’s here because this I can think of
27:44
in the abstract I’ll probably never meet
27:45
this man right well and you know me oh I
27:49
know you and that’s that’s the problem
27:52
Matt after five bucks anybody’s allowed
27:55
to give a phone a good tug I’ll give you
28:00
five dollars to never say that again
28:03
so speaking of just oh man I want that
28:18
scraped from my brain somehow yeah I get
28:21
that I’m gonna figure that out so here’s
28:24
some good news guys
28:28
something to make us all hopefully move
28:30
on from all of that during this time of
28:33
the of the corona fluffle brought to you
28:37
by Bitcoin a lot of companies have been
28:41
doing a lot of good for the people who
28:43
are stuck in quarantine they’re not just
28:45
their their their employees but also
28:47
their customers in just the general
28:49
public right ma’am yes they’re very much
28:53
so I wasn’t actually listening at all
28:55
yeah I like doing that do you
29:01
occasionally just keep you on track yeah
29:04
no just out there no I know you were out
29:06
there hard that’s why I did yeah it was
29:09
so anyway Matt we were talking about mm
29:12
you need a minute we were talking about
29:14
how during this time a lot of companies
29:17
have been doing a lot of good for the
29:19
people were stuck in quarantine tell me
29:20
about that tell the folks at home about
29:21
that Matt yeah um so a lot of people a
29:26
lot of people are getting mad at
29:28
companies being like oh this is you know
29:30
there they aren’t looking out for the
29:32
consumer but actually a lot of companies
29:34
are and what what’s great about it is
29:36
they are doing this based on what they
29:38
think is right they aren’t doing this
29:40
under government force they aren’t
29:41
thinking about they aren’t doing this
29:42
based on anybody telling them they have
29:46
to they’re doing this literally because
29:48
they want to right and it’s really great
29:52
for PR but again of course yeah
29:55
right but it’s because they want to
29:57
Airbnb which I will admit before I say
30:01
what I’m about to say from what I
30:03
understand
30:04
Airbnb hasn’t been great on the
30:06
cancellation fees I’m not sure if
30:10
they’ve worked on that I heard that a
30:13
couple of weeks ago don’t know if that’s
30:14
been changed but Airbnb is providing
30:17
housing for a hundred thousand kovat
30:20
responders from around the world and
30:23
that comes from the co-founder CEO and
30:25
head of community Brian Chesky Chesky
30:28
Brian Chesky Brian Chesky
30:31
I’m confused would dick pound I wish I
30:34
still had that picture up here you keep
30:37
talking I’m pulling up dick pound oh my
30:41
the International Olympic Committee did
30:43
nothing for you
30:45
u-hall is offering 30 days of free
30:48
storage to college students forced to
30:49
move out of their dorms hmm which that’s
30:52
awesome
30:53
you know kids got all this crap that
30:55
they need to put somewhere right here
30:58
doesn’t have room for Burger King big
31:00
fan of this one Burger King is giving
31:02
away two free kids meals with any
31:04
purchase made by means of the Burger
31:08
King app oh wow yeah so to pre kids
31:12
meals if you purchase anything off the
31:14
Burger King app door – GrubHub uber eats
31:17
announced they are suspending the
31:19
collection of fees from independent
31:20
restaurants big big time there that’s
31:25
something deal yeah yeah yeah and I
31:27
believe that GrubHub I think the grub
31:32
hub was the one that is suspending all
31:34
delivery fees at a time when people are
31:39
really using it heavily that’s a pretty
31:40
big deal now that’s big that’s big
31:43
companies including Chipotle KFC Popeyes
31:46
Moe’s are giving away free deliveries on
31:48
orders some do have minimum order cost
31:51
of 10 bucks or more but if you’re
31:52
ordering for one person that’s not an
31:55
issue yeah I mean if I were gonna be
31:57
getting Chipotle it’s hard not to spend
31:59
ten dollars at Chipotle so um
32:06
Jacob LaBelle there is no way I’m
32:08
reading that out loud I don’t know what
32:11
that is and there is no way I’m reading
32:13
that out I’m gonna click on it
32:17
multiple companies have promised not to
32:19
end service during this time including
32:20
Verizon AT&T t-mobile is huh apparently
32:30
he’s check out the comments it’s
32:36
offering 50% off yeah Verizon AT&T
32:41
t-mobile Sprint are not ending service
32:45
during this time ends many of them are
32:47
actually upping people’s usage just
32:51
automatically for no extra cost
32:54
yeah it’s a beauty AT&T did that for me
32:56
they were hitting like no overage on we
33:00
have like unlimited 4G and indefinitely
33:04
until they say otherwise so that’s
33:06
pretty cool
33:06
I’ve got like I have unlimited through
33:09
Verizon right now but they boosted my
33:11
hot spot for indefinitely cool spectrum
33:19
spectrum slash charter AT&T Comcast
33:22
Xfinity internet services they all have
33:26
different offers free for free or
33:27
discounted internet costs Chris Reynolds
33:30
is offering something I’m not really
33:31
sure what he didn’t tell me
33:34
so I don’t know personal injury attorney
33:37
Chris Reynolds attorney at law pictured
33:40
here is um if he doesn’t get you I’m not
33:48
gonna pro make any doesn’t get you at
33:54
least a million dollars he’s really
33:58
sorry about that get into an accident
34:00
intentionally just do an accident after
34:06
that like that’s gonna suck because it’s
34:08
like so and we know that many smaller
34:13
companies are doing things most of them
34:15
are local we are not a local show we are
34:17
her national show so outside of what
34:21
Jacob LaBelle decides to comment
34:24
I wasn’t ready I wasn’t ready so I
34:29
thought it was gonna be like where they
34:31
sell like you know toys & lubes and
34:34
stuff I wasn’t ready for trip
34:37
penetration
34:37
I was without warning I think I need to
34:42
at least be warned like if I go into a
34:45
room and people say hey listen before
34:47
you come in here there’s a whole teepee
34:50
thing happening right now
34:51
and I go okay well listen Chris we’re
34:54
all good sending you hugs when this
34:56
pandemic ends that’s perfect that’s our
34:58
has been in quarantine for like I think
35:03
over two weeks now because he still
35:05
hasn’t gotten his results back
35:09
Chris Reynolds is about to make a real
35:12
promise to you here
35:12
if not I’m definitely not saying that so
35:19
yeah Chris has some great deals for you
35:21
and he once he gets once he’s allowed to
35:23
leave his home he will be able to do
35:26
that so we’re wishing wish him well for
35:30
Chris thoughts and prayers for Chris
35:31
Reynolds but if anybody out there
35:36
besides Jacob labelled those of any
35:39
small local companies because that
35:43
company may be local them they aren’t
35:46
small I’ll tell you that huh if you if
35:51
you have any favorite locals who are
35:53
offering any kind of discounts any kind
35:55
of any boosts for their customers leave
35:59
them in the comments we will make posts
36:01
about all of them on our social medias
36:03
mhm
36:04
like well we’ll put them on float we’ll
36:06
put them on Twitter we’ll put them on
36:07
Instagram we’ll put them on the Facebook
36:11
Facebook all that so we’ll put them
36:14
we’ll put them everywhere every social
36:16
media that we have and we will continue
36:19
to give away all of our content for free
36:21
because that’s how guys muddy waters
36:24
media continues to be 100 percent off of
36:27
all media consumption there oh did we a
36:31
Tom Arnold says he’ll give 20 bucks for
36:33
you to wear alligator clips on it on his
36:41
nipples I’m assuming that means on my
36:44
nipples Oh like the Oh God like the
36:48
battery yeah I mean you won’t feel it 25
36:56
20 bucks I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks
36:58
tell them I’ll think about Ciro Oh
37:02
Sierra Peterson says can crispy the
37:04
flower boy my wedding yeah if you don’t
37:06
want me there well have you if you don’t
37:11
want them to alpha spreading sunflower
37:15
seed at your wedding then I guess so
37:17
whatever
37:20
yeah tomorrow just said alligator clips
37:22
on the nips oh man
37:23
you should do it 20 bucks man even that
37:27
kind gives me mmm oh you know what
37:29
you’re not gonna feel it I mean it
37:32
depends on how high up you go if it’s
37:33
just on the nip you’re right you don’t
37:35
feel like gold
37:36
I mean Tom’s not saying Valley I didn’t
37:38
cut off part of my nip just snip well
37:42
that’s worth more than $20 that’s worth
37:44
more than 20 but slice right at least
37:46
$100 like my nipples hurt talking about
37:49
this so yeah so we’re giving away free
37:55
us at muddy waters mediacom 20 bucks for
38:01
the thing with the nipples right yes
38:05
Sarah Peterson says you’re the flower
38:08
man Chris would be the flower boy oh
38:10
yeah that’s right I’m the flower man
38:11
because I’m the alpha right so yeah go –
38:16
money – I Muddy Waters Mediacom for all
38:18
of our stuff for free Chris Reynolds
38:20
says Chris says 20 bucks to the charity
38:23
of your choice
38:24
I think the charity would be the mat
38:25
right nipple reconstruction Fund of
38:27
America in 2020 it would probably be the
38:30
mat right needs to buy food this week
38:32
fun that’s Gianna since the mat right
38:36
needs to buy kava fund mat what why are
38:42
you bleeding from your shirt it’s not a
38:43
big deal just bring the I want I want
38:46
what the bottomless kava get for 20
38:49
bucks I assume bottomless cada coffers I
38:53
think oh we we’ve got some comments in
38:56
YouTube bass as haters always hating I
38:58
assumed that’s about your nipples Sara
39:01
Branyan says no they say don’t eat
39:03
because they aren’t food they are
39:05
non-toxic I call it poison control on my
39:07
kid yeah but with the with the silicone
39:10
yeah I think you can I think you can’t
39:12
eat it it’s just taste bad it’s not good
39:16
for you not like Tide Pods but it’s it’s
39:21
it won’t kill you um yeah what what is
39:29
with everyone piercing their own nipples
39:31
I knew people that pierce their own like
39:33
belly buttons
39:34
people who pierce their own lips like it
39:36
it was like a thing back in the early in
39:39
the early aughts I must have missed that
39:44
one
39:44
well yeah you’re too busy smoking weed
39:50
good eye turns out that was a great life
39:54
choice um well good well speaking of
40:02
nipples now is the time for our favorite
40:07
our favorite segment I have nothing I
40:11
have nothing here it’s now time for us
40:15
here’s Chris Reynolds the personal
40:18
injury attorney Chris Reynolds attorney
40:19
at law
40:19
Anker Colin nipple and this is where
40:24
we’re going to try to cleanse our brains
40:27
of the whole entire first part of the
40:29
show at least I am plug Chris’s messages
40:35
here again you guys also anybody loud
40:40
you can meet miss messages anyone any
40:43
key would be for this segment doesn’t
40:45
mean he’s the only one that can call
40:46
yeah like you can everyone like he he
40:49
sponsors this segment but you can still
40:51
leave a message too you see so yeah so
40:56
um here is our first one who we have
40:59
three tonight big treat tonight with the
41:02
from personal injury attorney Chris
41:04
Reynolds attorney at law personal injury
41:07
attorney Chris Reynolds here with your
41:09
AOC Millenial minute sounded fancy one
41:12
of the things that I would love to get
41:14
your guys’s perspective on is the
41:19
segment of society that thinks that
41:22
either this is still either a hoax or
41:24
the growing population that I seem to
41:27
see especially online that is
41:31
essentially imploring us not to listen
41:34
to the mainstream media whatever that is
41:37
and that hospitals are actually empty
41:42
and they’re laying off people and that
41:44
we’re being told a lot of lies I guess I
41:48
would just want to know how would you
41:49
guys respond to that is that something
41:52
that I mean you would believe that
41:55
there’s any credibility to or not Thanks
41:57
so first of all you sound amazing Chris
42:03
you do you sound so like when you’re not
42:04
beside us yeah when you’re not driving
42:07
and you’re not hitting the little the
42:09
the the turn signal which good for you
42:11
for being in Florida and using a turn
42:12
signal very proud of you there but good
42:19
for you you sound you sound good here so
42:21
I’m good work quarantine is doing good
42:22
things for quarantine you sound Corrin
42:24
tastic right there my friend so yeah so
42:28
it’s not a hoax I think the people that
42:30
are still saying it’s a hoax or fools
42:31
and I think the people who are saying
42:35
stuff like more people dodo the flu
42:37
that’s not going to be true much longer
42:40
and they aren’t getting how exponential
42:43
growth of a new disease works what I do
42:47
agree with is I don’t think and I
42:51
actually made a video if you go to my
42:53
facebook page spike Owen facebook.com
42:58
slash literally spike Cohen uh or search
43:01
for spike Cohen comma you are next VP or
43:04
check me out on Twitter at real spike
43:07
Cohen but if you go to my facebook page
43:08
I made a sweet-ass six-minute long video
43:11
where I talked about couldn’t you go to
43:14
our website oh yeah it’s on the website
43:19
you can also go to Muddy Waters Mediacom
43:22
and check out that sweet-ass video where
43:26
I talk about why these lock downs don’t
43:28
work or at least they don’t work
43:32
relative to the amount of damage they’re
43:34
doing in other ways so it does slow the
43:36
spread somewhat but not that much and it
43:39
also has completely destroyed the
43:40
economy and is causing damage as a
43:43
result of that and I’m not convinced it
43:45
even really slows the spread here’s the
43:47
reality of how this works they’re
43:49
telling you that you can’t go outside
43:50
like this this bitch right here
43:58
store or the bank or the pharmacy of the
44:01
hospital or if your child has to go to
44:04
child care and sneeze and drool all over
44:07
the other children and don’t go outside
44:10
and cept during a very fixed number of
44:14
hours of the day so that you’re all at
44:16
these places at the same time and you’re
44:19
all you’re all touching the same items
44:21
frantically at the store and then the
44:24
cashier is touching all of your food
44:27
that you just bought because you think
44:29
there’s not going to be more food left
44:30
and then then they give it back to you
44:32
so you’re touching what they touched and
44:34
everyone’s touching everyone’s things
44:35
and you’re exchanging cards and receipts
44:38
and cash and change and just touching
44:41
and touching and you’re all huddled
44:42
together because it’s all the only
44:43
places you can go and a lot of you are
44:46
sick and sneezing all over each other
44:47
and licking things and you’re all you’re
44:50
all just disgusting and all together and
44:52
all just stuck all together for social
44:54
distancing because that’s how it works
44:56
when you’re checking out of a store
44:58
one’s six feet away from each other
44:59
right they’re not all packed together
45:01
and then and then and then but you can’t
45:03
go to a restaurant instead you should
45:05
just sit on the sidewalk where everyone
45:07
everyone pees and poops and and spits
45:09
and sneezes and coughs and then you
45:12
should just you should stay inside with
45:14
your closest and old relatives and bring
45:16
back everything that you brought from
45:18
the store including all the diseases
45:20
that everyone would have you touched
45:21
everything that they touched because
45:23
none of you people wash your fucking
45:24
hands and you’re just disgusting human
45:26
beings and you just you spread the
45:28
disease as much as possible and then
45:29
send your little your little bastards
45:31
off to daycare so that they can get sick
45:33
and make each other sick and they don’t
45:35
even get sick from this they just get
45:36
infected make everyone else sick and
45:38
they then then they die and the kids
45:40
then an orphan maker
45:41
it’s an orphan make it a disease for
45:42
these kids these kids poor kids they
45:44
lose everything because all the people
45:45
die all the people just die and they
45:48
they get to just Oh wonder what happened
45:50
oh yeah oh how do we not include that
46:02
well I got that audio just that part
46:07
good news I I had to call I had to call
46:10
an end
46:13
that was sound like that please tell me
46:16
he sounds like that he does in my mind I
46:18
don’t listen to him oh we’re gonna shut
46:20
the beach down because it’s the only
46:21
thing spike likes to do and he’s not
46:23
within like 30 feet of another person
46:25
and he goes in this fucking salt water
46:27
where the disease can’t even live cuz
46:28
it’s saltwater but he think you
46:30
definitely can’t do that don’t do that
46:32
just go to the store with everyone else
46:34
but only for me to eat so that bands
46:41
don’t work and and the only way that the
46:43
lockdown somewhere it the only way they
46:45
could work is if you truly just made
46:46
everyone stay home and not leave their
46:48
home for like three months and I mean
46:51
people would starve to death like it
46:52
would be way worse than the 1 to 3
46:56
percent
46:57
fatality rate of kovat if that I mean
47:00
it’s it would be mass starvation and
47:03
people hurting themselves and you know
47:05
and also the police because they’re so
47:07
busy making sure that you know more than
47:09
three people I care man definitely have
47:11
four people together at the park and so
47:13
because of that we’re not gonna be
47:14
responding to calls of Breaking and
47:16
Entering or assault he’s basically
47:19
creating the conditions for the purge
47:20
cuz I’m a bitch I’m a bitch so that’s
47:27
what I do believe they’re right about
47:29
mainstream media if you’re not listening
47:32
to Muddy Waters media then you’re
47:34
getting lies from Russia and that should
47:39
stop this is a very potent Jacob
47:44
Bluebell real quick I didn’t know the
47:45
Facebook was being lame which would then
47:47
be two weeks in a row we are not on
47:50
float today we don’t know why we
47:51
streamed to it but they said that
47:52
they’re having technical difficulties so
47:54
go to youtube youtube.com slash Muddy
47:57
Waters media and find us there
47:59
I’ll send I’ll put up the up with the
48:00
link in there now I do I don’t know if I
48:05
believe this I do think there’s a
48:07
possibility that the death numbers are
48:09
inflated the the number of dead or the
48:14
fatality rate the number of yes because
48:19
those are two distinctly different
48:22
things there that you said yes to but
48:24
okay well
48:25
the number of dead from this and the
48:29
fatality rate along with it I’m not the
48:33
the I think people are dying of other
48:35
things like heart disease like being
48:40
shot and they are counting it in this
48:46
it’s like when they were so like with
48:50
with kratom when they were trying to be
48:53
in kratom they’re like it’s had this
48:55
many deaths one of those people had been
48:57
shot in the chest twice and they were
49:01
saying oh it’s because he will-he a
49:02
crowd him in a system so obviously crowd
49:04
him was part of the reason he died I’ve
49:08
seen reports online none of them have
49:10
been confirmed so I don’t want to like
49:12
this isn’t the hill I’m dying on but
49:16
people have said oh yeah people are
49:17
dying of heart disease right now and
49:19
they were asymptomatic of kovat then
49:20
they’re counting it as a kovat death and
49:24
it would not surprise me if that was
49:28
something that was happened possibly if
49:33
nothing else the fact that we know that
49:35
a good bit possibly even a majority of
49:38
the people who get this have little to
49:40
no symptoms and we also know that a
49:43
bunch of people I’ve said it quite a
49:45
while now I think I might have gotten it
49:46
in February I know I have a friend who’s
49:49
just recovering from what they think
49:50
might have been it and we never got
49:53
tested and they’re still being real
49:55
stingy with the tests so there’s a good
49:57
chance that you know there’s way more
49:59
people that got it which means that the
50:01
fatality rates lower because they’re not
50:02
counting those people as confirmed
50:04
infections there was a study from Oxford
50:06
in in the UK that they think that as
50:09
much as 50% of the UK population has
50:12
already been infected which would
50:13
actually be good news because that would
50:15
mean that the fatality rate is something
50:19
like the flu or maybe even a little less
50:23
there have been other studies that show
50:25
that they don’t think that’s the case
50:26
but the fact that there’s even some
50:28
question there so there’s some
50:29
possibility there I’m not sure how much
50:31
I think the number of deaths are being
50:33
inflated although that’s absolutely
50:35
possible I do think that the fatality
50:37
rate we won’t know
50:38
I remember when h1n1 was out there in
50:40
two no.9 and we thought that it was a
50:43
disease that was not spreading very fast
50:45
but it was killing a lot of people
50:47
turned out that it infected like 60
50:49
million people and killed 12,000 people
50:52
we didn’t know it was anywhere near that
50:53
until they started doing antibody
50:55
testing and figured that was somewhere
50:57
between 40 million and 80 million with
50:59
the summer settled in the middle on 60
51:01
million that got it which have gave it a
51:03
fatality rate of point zero one percent
51:05
so you never know I mean I do think this
51:08
is more deadly than h1n1 or the flu but
51:10
we will we will find out but don’t don’t
51:13
watch any other media but this you don’t
51:15
need to it’s just going to depress you
51:18
yeah and like Chris says or take the
51:20
test or the test take takes two weeks to
51:24
get results and you wonder why you even
51:25
got tested initially really last I
51:27
talked to him he hadn’t even got this he
51:31
hadn’t even gotten that result like he
51:33
hadn’t gone the results back and it had
51:34
been two weeks
51:35
yeah so you know so yeah so I mean it’s
51:38
it’s we really don’t know and it’s sad
51:41
but we’ll we’ll find out we’ll know soon
51:45
enough I guess is the bottom line but uh
51:47
so I that’s I hope we answered your
51:50
question with that and so now we have
51:51
another question from Chris Arnold
51:55
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
51:57
here with your music minute during this
52:02
time of reflection I feel like I might
52:06
be going through somewhat of a midlife
52:08
crisis and I’m really hoping that spike
52:11
can help me out I grew up in the 80s and
52:15
90s mostly listening to hip-hop like NWA
52:20
Public Enemy dr. Dre Ice Cube that kind
52:23
of stuff we’re never any sort of like
52:25
R&B or any of that kind of stuff later
52:27
on I thought that was kind of weak so I
52:31
find myself driving to the grocery store
52:34
the other day and I’m listening and I’m
52:39
just like singing along tapping my foot
52:42
to the weekends new album which really
52:46
shocked me so I would love y’all’s
52:48
opinion especially spike am I in trouble
52:52
yeah it sounds like you’re not as hard
52:53
as used another thing I wasn’t ready for
53:01
on this has just been a series of things
53:02
I’ve not been ready for this entire
53:04
episode even though I’m the one that
53:06
produces it which they think I’d be more
53:08
ready for these things um so no I mean
53:11
listen I’m somewhat I guess I’m not as
53:13
I’d you probably would’ve beat me up
53:14
back in the day cuz I’m into R&B and and
53:17
you know and the soul stuff and the day
53:20
like mental image of Chris Reynolds
53:23
taking my lunch money like being a bully
53:29
to anybody he me wait like he it was
53:33
like to anybody I don’t even care if
53:34
it’s you he’s like grant he’s like 6 4
53:37
but he is real thin you got that reach
53:41
he does have the reach you got that ring
53:44
reach on you but I can’t imagine Chris
53:48
like give me your lunch money
53:50
black Boop listen I mean there are some
53:53
tall skinny kids out there that you know
53:55
they got that reach they know how to
53:56
really lean into it they can torque it
53:58
on you and like that I mean you know so
54:00
those ones you gotta watch my key what’s
54:01
gonna do boop boop you can’t even do
54:03
anything about it because they’re so far
54:04
away um so I don’t know but I think
54:09
maybe you’re maturing maybe this is you
54:12
know you’re you’re you don’t have to you
54:14
know these streets haven’t been the
54:17
kindest to you and you know you don’t
54:19
have to you don’t have to live for these
54:20
streets anymore Chris and you know now
54:23
you’re realizing that you know you can
54:25
live uh you can be a kinder Chris you’ll
54:28
be a kind of Chris you’re still a thug
54:29
like you’re still thug Chris I’m not
54:32
saying you’re not a thug but I’m just
54:33
saying maybe you’re you’re a thug with a
54:35
heart now you know that’s okay that’s a
54:37
good thing that’s beautiful I think
54:39
that’s beautiful that you’re that you’re
54:40
you know more of a more of a you know a
54:44
gangster love instead of just a gangster
54:49
or gangsta sorry I haven’t heard the
54:54
weekends new album yet but I’m sure it’s
54:55
good I like the old one in mezzo
54:59
probably come as no shock to anybody I
55:00
haven’t heard anything at all no I did
55:03
hear the new childish gambino Allah
55:05
which is it those are also good yeah I
55:09
really liked it so I listened something
55:12
a lot that’s good yeah really really dug
55:16
the new childish gambino that’s good so
55:19
we’re gonna get this last one from Chris
55:20
where he’s probably gonna tell me to
55:22
give him my lunch money personal injury
55:25
attorney Chris Reynolds here with your
55:27
favorite weekly segment ask spike so
55:34
during this period of reflection
55:37
probably one of the biggest issues
55:39
especially one of the most divisive
55:41
issues of our our era has been something
55:46
that lots of people have been
55:47
contemplating it really tells you a lot
55:49
about somebody where they stand on this
55:51
issue whether or not you can be friends
55:53
you know what kind of person they are
55:55
and so I really just need some guidance
55:59
from spike on this one to see what he
56:02
thinks about probably one of the more
56:04
important issues of our lifetime we’ve
56:07
got this this documentary of the the
56:11
Bulls coming up here and I want to know
56:14
where does Spike stand on the MJ versus
56:17
LeBron debate thanks I thought you were
56:24
gonna ask me a tiger King question who
56:28
listen you know people say a lot of bad
56:32
things about the Bron you know that he’s
56:35
gone around to different teams and he
56:37
hasn’t been loyal and you know he’s you
56:41
know he’s he’s like a soccer flopper
56:43
that you know what if he gets touched
56:44
he’s like oh you know I’m sure LeBron
56:47
has made some mistakes in his life
56:48
things that he’s not proud of things
56:51
that he might want to you know redo if
56:53
he had a chance but at least he didn’t
56:55
kill his husband like that lying bitch
56:57
down in Florida Carol askin okay no I
57:04
think I mean I am NOT this may come as a
57:08
shock to you I am NOT a a a I’m not the
57:12
biggest sports buff but just from what I
57:16
do know my Under
57:18
standing is that Michael Jordan was a
57:21
much more well-rounded player and did so
57:26
for a longer period of time I don’t know
57:28
if that’s true but I also like him more
57:35
he was in Space Jam
57:39
LeBron not in Space Jam he’s in space to
57:43
him to I won’t watch that not not my
57:48
Space Jam hashtag hashtag not my Space
57:52
Jam and uh yeah
57:55
so that’s that’s my take on that but
57:58
since you asked about Tiger King Joe
58:01
exotic didn’t do it he got set up by
58:04
that lying asshole Geoff low and then we
58:08
haven’t hit like every cuss word tonight
58:09
and we’re usually like we’re usually a
58:14
pretty PG show no but see but it’s it’s
58:16
this it’s it’s it’s this this bitch
58:18
Henry McMaster that’s bringing it out of
58:21
me and Carol Baskins and Carol Baskin
58:24
down in Florida killed her husband right
58:27
over here in Tampa oh that’s right just
58:30
right there well and da cantle is oh
58:35
yeah or like 10 minutes from you yeah
58:37
he’s like like I think less than 10
58:40
miles away from he’s like 10 15 minutes
58:42
away from me Ryoko we could get Austin
58:45
Peterson on the phone cuz he’s in
58:46
Missouri oh no wait that’s Oklahoma
58:48
isn’t it Oklahoma yeah uh god I know I
58:52
know somebody in Oklahoma we should get
58:53
them on the phone and then we’ll have
58:55
all three oh um Erin Adams is are you
59:02
friends with Erin Adams I think so she’s
59:06
in Oklahoma she’s actually in that
59:07
documentary a couple spot a couple
59:09
places she’s featured in it because she
59:11
was working on one of his rival
59:12
competitors for the for the primary and
59:15
and I sent her a friend request to Nick
59:18
said Nick if you’re watching this accept
59:21
my friend request please the guy that
59:25
was um Joe’s campaign manager the one
59:27
who said I’m a libertarian so tight that
59:30
one biz
59:32
you count up in people you might know I
59:35
was like yeah that’s what happened he
59:37
showed up and I’m like I don’t know I’m
59:40
gonna Tiger King is 15 minutes away from
59:42
me oh well there you go this is the
59:46
triumvirate right here yeah you have doc
59:48
I have that bitch and she’s got the
59:51
tiger King she’s got both Joe exotic and
59:55
Geoff low yeah and then that and that
59:58
fat guy that was on the jet ski at the
59:59
end you know that movie is so messed up
60:02
that like in one of the episodes there’s
60:05
a guy riding a one of those three wheel
60:09
cars like three wheel roadsters and he
60:13
has a skeleton full-size skeleton in his
60:16
passenger seat and none of us question
60:19
that I kind of liked him up until I saw
60:23
him in the three-wheeled like the
60:25
motorcycle with two wheels in the front
60:27
but like none of us saw like most shows
60:35
if you were watching that and that
60:36
happened I would be like what the hell
60:39
is that that show we were already so
60:43
desensitized to insanity that a we
60:47
didn’t care and be the show producers
60:51
felt zero obligation to explain any of
60:53
that to us no and see we didn’t care
60:57
that they didn’t feel that like we were
60:58
all in on the fact that nothing has to
61:01
make sense it’s like when you watch the
61:02
masked singer and if you kind of step
61:04
back for a moment and look at what
61:05
you’re watching and think this is the
61:07
most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in
61:09
my life
61:09
yes but you’re so trying to figure out
61:12
if that’s you know Janet Jackson it’s
61:16
not it’s not it’s um who are you talking
61:21
about dead fallen angel it’s uh it’s the
61:24
woman from Real Housewives of Atlanta
61:27
yeah it’s the it’s the Real Housewives
61:29
woman the one who wrote no scrubs that’s
61:32
who that is
61:32
spoiler alert by the way then you’ve
61:35
also got Barry Zito is the right now I
61:38
don’t know who’s Barry Zito he was a
61:41
pitcher for the Giants and the A’s you
61:45
had to have looked that up
61:46
how in the hell would you know that a
61:47
pitcher for the Giants sings like that
61:49
because he released a he released an EP
61:53
about five years ago oh because he
61:56
because he went to go play for the
61:57
Nashville sounds and that was where he
62:00
felt like in there a triple-a team for
62:02
the A’s
62:03
now there for the A’s when I when I was
62:05
living there they were for Milwaukee I
62:06
think and so he went to go pitch there
62:10
and then he started his music career and
62:12
he released an EP well that’s when I had
62:19
no idea like I know they liked the
62:20
astronaut I’m sure is some like pop
62:22
country singer that I have no idea who
62:23
that is
62:25
what’s that Hunter Hayes is that a pop
62:28
country singer yeah pretty much yeah
62:30
so that’s yeah I I knew I didn’t know
62:32
who that was and then like the one that
62:34
was the one who knew Ken I knew I didn’t
62:38
know who she was but I knew who freaking
62:40
Jojo see what was and I knew who she was
62:42
in the flight first 10 seconds of the
62:44
first song and I hated myself for
62:46
knowing that I didn’t know when she
62:52
might I’m like oh god I know that voice
62:56
nobody gets Sarah Palin nobody gets
63:01
therapy no now I I watched that having
63:04
already know because everyone had to
63:06
talk about that I watched that having
63:08
known that it was already gonna be Sarah
63:10
Palin I don’t think I would have guessed
63:12
that no there is no there is no way
63:15
there was nobody there nobody would have
63:18
been like hmm Sarah Palin I think there
63:20
was no way I was guessing Tony Hawk no
63:24
but I knew it was little Wayne everyone
63:26
else is like all uh johnny Knoxville I’m
63:28
like how is this not I felt like the
63:31
entire first season where I knew it was
63:33
the monster was t-pain and everyone
63:36
sitting there going oh good oh boo
63:38
Michael Vick I’m like how do you not
63:40
know you some of you have recorded songs
63:42
with this person how on earth do you not
63:44
know that that’s t-paint like it’s so
63:45
obviously t-pain and I felt like they
63:48
were gonna do that again with Lil Wayne
63:49
so when they when he was kicked off the
63:51
first episode I’m like thank God we can
63:53
finish this I’m like how did you not
63:57
hear little Wayne
64:02
so speaking of not knowing that it was
64:07
little Wayne Joe Biden’s a rapist so
64:15
he’s just you just went right into that
64:18
one so last week in in in in in in
64:23
breaking rapey Joe news um last week the
64:27
intercept released an article detailing
64:29
how times up which is a hashtag me to
64:32
organization was unable to fund an
64:34
allegation against unable to find fund
64:39
Oh fun fund an allegation against Joe
64:41
Biden because they are a nine nonprofit
64:43
and and he is a very well respected
64:47
presidential candidate pictured here
64:49
being respectable and not actually I
64:55
mean that he looks like he’s thinking
64:56
about raping everyone on earth right
64:59
there everybody that can see him right
65:01
now he is considering he is thinking
65:03
about raping you he is he is smile
65:08
raping the entire Western Hemisphere
65:13
you know I actually saw that picture I
65:16
stole that picture from a meme and above
65:20
that picture it said when you ask your
65:23
toddler if they just pooped in the
65:25
corner it said it was something along
65:29
those lines and I and I sent it to I
65:32
sent it to Sarah and I sent it to my
65:36
buddy Adam as well he goes yep that’s
65:38
the face but when I was when I was doing
65:40
the notes on this I was like what would
65:42
be the perfect Joe Biden picture for
65:44
this the toddler pooping one yeah I mean
65:49
that to me looks more like well maybe
65:51
that’s I mean I I mean that that to me
65:53
looks more like I want I’m I’m raping
65:58
everyone I’m raping all of you raping
66:01
all of you right so times up also they
66:05
worked they were one of the ones that
66:06
work to keep Kavanagh justice Cavanaugh
66:10
from getting on the bench but they were
66:12
not a5
66:13
three see at the time no they were not
66:18
so now they didn’t do this well yeah
66:22
they’re also afraid that if they go
66:23
after a presidential candidate it will
66:26
affect their 501c3 standing yeah my it
66:30
might yeah I could Tara Reid who is not
66:37
Tara Reid from American Pie or from
66:41
sharknado clearly uh she was a Senate
66:45
staffer during the 90s and after an
66:47
accusation by politician Lucy Flores
66:49
from Nevada who claimed that Joe Biden
66:53
had inappropriately touched and sniffed
66:55
her last April oh yeah Terry came out
66:58
with her story
67:00
this is initially don’t worry we’re
67:02
gonna get to everything else most of her
67:05
story mirrored what we know about Biden
67:08
so far there was inappropriate touching
67:10
sniffing etc but before she got to the
67:13
real meat of that story there’s a poor
67:16
choice of words that was like Joe Biden
67:17
saying just keep on punching when he was
67:19
talking about women’s violence that was
67:21
bad hashtag bangin keep bangin keep
67:24
bangin but after she came out with the
67:28
initial reports on her story she was
67:30
talk stand accused of being a Russian
67:31
asset so she went silent being a Russian
67:37
asset yeah one of the Russian trolls for
67:41
Trump okay part of the reason she was
67:45
accused of this is one she’s a Bernie
67:47
fan so many people thought she was doing
67:49
it for Bernie but also she had a tweet
67:55
saying I love Russia with all my heart
67:58
President Putin scares the power elite
68:00
in America because he is a compassionate
68:02
caring visionary leader now she is a
68:08
free lana yeah you you have a question
68:12
that’s a it’s an interesting statement
68:16
sorry go ahead yeah no it is like all of
68:19
this story is filled with interesting
68:21
statements
68:24
she’s an author and claims to be working
68:27
on a book about Russia I was learning
68:28
about the country at the time and
68:29
learning about Putin and this was
68:33
supposed to be part of a call for world
68:35
peace
68:36
according to her okay now remember much
68:42
like with Kavanagh we are not going to
68:45
go out on a limb and say this happened
68:47
this happened in 1993 and we aren’t
68:51
validating and while we aren’t
68:53
validating was being said we’re
68:54
reporting what is being said we’ll leave
68:57
it up to you figure out what you believe
69:00
everybody uncool at the time when the
69:06
event happened
69:07
however she told her mother her brother
69:09
and a friend who worked and senator Ted
69:12
Kennedy’s office about the incident
69:14
which I would have picked probably a
69:15
different senator but man you know
69:19
someone who’s less tolerant of such
69:22
things yeah somebody who hasn’t you know
69:24
watched a bitch die
69:27
someone who wasn’t like yeah but did he
69:29
you know drown you they’re fine her
69:38
mother has passed away unfortunately
69:40
but both her friend and brother told the
69:42
intercept she did tell them about it
69:44
back then
69:46
her brother has stated that he was not a
69:49
good advocate for his sister back then
69:50
because he told her just to get over so
69:56
this isn’t a case of like Oh what are
69:59
you talking about oh no like she did
70:00
actually say it back then but everyone
70:03
around her was flesh like a terrible
70:05
person right pretty much Reed’s friend
70:07
who asked to remain anonymous as so as
70:11
to not be part of the public blowback
70:13
said she discouraged Reid from coming
70:14
forward at all concerned that she would
70:16
be attacked and would never get the
70:18
apology she was hoping for well weed in
70:20
her brother Colin both said that their
70:23
mother urged her to call the police and
70:24
her brother urged her to move on instead
70:28
so she has told people about this that
70:32
these people have said yes she did tell
70:35
us about it back in 1993
70:37
um according this is gonna be a long one
70:46
according to her official statement she
70:49
said that a supervisor called her into
70:51
the office and said I want you to take
70:53
this to jail don’t know what this is I’m
70:55
assuming it’s not what we’re gonna talk
70:57
about later or at least I hope not I
71:00
want I want you to take this to Joe he
71:06
wants it we want you to bring it hurry
71:09
it was a gym bag she called it an
71:13
athletic bag
71:14
she said he was down towards the Capitol
71:16
and he’ll meet you I went down and I was
71:19
headed down towards there and he was he
71:22
was at first talking to someone and then
71:24
they went away we were in like the side
71:27
like the side area and he said and he
71:30
just said hey come here Tara she
71:33
continued with I handed him the thing he
71:36
greeted me
71:37
he remembered my name and then we were
71:39
alone it was the strangest thing
71:41
there was no like exchange really he
71:45
just had me up against the wall I was
71:47
wearing like a skirt a business skirt I
71:50
wasn’t wearing stockings it was kind of
71:53
hot it was kind of a hot day that day
71:56
and I was wearing heels I remember I was
71:58
wearing a blouse
71:59
and he just had me up against the wall
72:01
and the wall was cold it happened all at
72:04
once his hands were on me and underneath
72:07
my clothes yeah and he went down my
72:10
skirt but then up inside it and he
72:13
penetrated me with his fingers and he
72:15
was kissing me at the same time and he
72:18
was saying something to me he said
72:20
several things I can’t remember
72:22
everything he said
72:30
so that was her statement and this was
72:32
said so she was initially she initially
72:34
tried to tell this story a year ago
72:36
after the Lucy Flores incident she ended
72:41
up being boxed being called a Russian
72:43
asset again her tweet praising Putin not
72:46
really a good look for all right please
72:49
don’t just because she has a weird
72:51
opinion about Russia doesn’t negate the
72:54
possibility that she was raped thirty
72:57
years ago almost 2700 right no I agree
73:01
time’s up fearful of losing their 501c3
73:04
status refused to fund the AXI
73:05
accusation but gave Tara their emotional
73:07
support which hey thanks appreciate you
73:15
Biden has denied any inappropriate
73:18
conduct in the past he has not
73:20
personally commented on this particular
73:23
incident but his campaign has released
73:26
multiple denials on his behalf including
73:28
somebody that worked for him from in the
73:30
Senate from 1983 to 2002 that did you
73:39
lose me just now no okay no yep I did go
73:45
ahead I can say they can still hear you
73:47
but okay there you go alright yeah so
73:50
she one of his staff members from 1983
73:56
to 2000 said that at no point during her
73:58
time as one of Biden’s
74:01
staff members did anybody ever bring her
74:04
anything of this sort okay
74:06
and the campaign manager obviously said
74:10
Joe Biden has never done anything wrong
74:11
in his entire life now again it’s
74:14
anything ever yeah ever nothing wrong
74:19
we’re not saying this happen but she has
74:26
told others about it in the past right
74:28
which makes it massively different than
74:33
the Cavanaugh instance where Christine
74:37
Blasi forward could not find anybody
74:40
that could corroborate that she had
74:42
talked about it whenever
74:43
right right um she tried to talk about
74:47
in the past
74:47
she’s silence being docked she was
74:50
silenced by being dachshund accused of
74:51
being a Russian asset which again
74:54
whatever yeah
74:57
so she this could be either either way I
75:01
mean she could have made this up or not
75:02
right but but what we do know is she has
75:05
been consistent in seeing this has
75:07
happened she just didn’t have anyone
75:08
that was willing to support her in going
75:11
forward with it which any person who’s
75:13
been a victim of rape can tell you that
75:15
if they don’t feel supported it makes a
75:17
lot harder for them to you know accuse
75:20
someone especially a beloved figures you
75:22
know a prominent figure if everyone
75:24
around you is like ya know just shut up
75:26
just get over it um so could happen I
75:30
mean it could it definitely could happen
75:33
and it might not she may have been
75:34
making this up this whole time I mean we
75:36
don’t know and unfortunately there’s
75:39
more than likely not gonna be one way to
75:41
find out one way or another and what she
75:44
did say is that when it initially
75:45
happened she would talk to her friends
75:48
and she thought that something was gonna
75:49
come of this because she had talked
75:52
about it with people and there were
75:54
witnesses to the event right but nobody
75:58
was willing to back it up like nobody
76:02
was willing to step out to say oh ya
76:04
know Joe did that or did you sorta just
76:07
support her and say you know this is a
76:08
trustworthy person or whatever right
76:10
nothing she did say that she did say
76:15
that back then 1993 didn’t say that back
76:21
then women were just expected to get
76:24
over things like that yeah I mean I can
76:30
see people going looky-look raped you
76:32
raped you you just touched you in you
76:34
know whatever and you know least you’re
76:37
okay
76:37
like so I know I can picture I can
76:39
picture it happening I can picture this
76:41
happening and her telling people hey
76:42
this thing happened to me it does sound
76:45
kind of surreal in a couple spots but
76:48
that’s also how we’re hearing how it was
76:50
explained you know a transcript of her
76:53
explaining it to someone so I
76:55
it could happen it may not happen it
76:58
happened the only issue that I have with
77:00
it and granted the me to movement has
77:02
picked up a lot over the last couple of
77:04
years basically since we started this
77:06
show yeah all correlation I hope but he
77:15
he was VP for eight years much like with
77:21
Kavanagh when we said he’s been working
77:25
his way up the ranks closer and closer
77:28
to Supreme Court now granny you don’t
77:29
know if somebody’s gonna be on the
77:30
Supreme Court but when you’re talking
77:32
about a federal judge at any level the
77:35
odds are good yeah yeah why wouldn’t you
77:38
report why wouldn’t you reported that
77:40
it’s it’s the same criticism that we
77:42
gave forward and all of the other
77:44
accusers for Kavanagh most of which were
77:47
obvious fakes this one why didn’t she
77:50
say anything during the eight years that
77:53
he was VP and again the me to movement
77:57
has been picking up recently but also
78:01
like when G he was one heartbeat away
78:04
from the president right but she also
78:06
was even like her own family was saying
78:10
ixnay on the a pray and and like it
78:15
sounds like everyone around her was like
78:17
don’t talk about that don’t talk about
78:19
that now maybe they said don’t talk
78:21
about that because she has a history of
78:24
saying outlandish stuff we really don’t
78:27
know right I will say that all of this
78:30
we don’t know this is just we are giving
78:32
you the story pointing out what’s
78:36
credible and what’s questionable right
78:39
and leaving it on you yeah and in my
78:41
opinion this one has a little bit more
78:44
teeth to it than like for example
78:46
Christine Blasi Ford but for all I know
78:48
that one happened and this one didn’t
78:51
happen
78:51
we don’t know a Cavanaugh could have
78:53
absolutely you know molested or raped
78:55
Christine be Blasi Ford and Joe Biden
78:58
may very well not touch Tara Reid or
79:00
they both did or neither did or only Joe
79:03
did and Cavanaugh did like we don’t know
79:05
we don’t know and it’s very unfortunate
79:07
we do know that Joe
79:09
really likes touching and sniffing girls
79:12
like a lost room and you’re seeing a lot
79:15
of hypocrisy you’re seeing a ton of
79:18
hypocrisy right from both sides here and
79:21
that’s why that’s why we were not going
79:23
to say that this absolutely Adam we’re
79:24
just reporting what was reported we’re
79:27
just telling you what other people have
79:28
told us but you’re seeing like the
79:32
Atlantic for instance a guy for the
79:35
Atlantic who during the Cavanaugh
79:36
instance he said just being accused is
79:41
enough to make him where he should drop
79:43
out wait and again I’m not I’m not
79:49
agreeing with that sentiment yeah I am
79:52
not agreeing with that sentiment but
79:54
he’s staying oddly quiet on the Jo bite
79:59
that’s the thing like if an allegation
80:02
that this serious is enough for someone
80:05
to have to just drop out because of an
80:07
allegation then that would be the case
80:09
and start seeing it everywhere
80:11
and like I said in terms of just
80:13
circumstantial the fact that this woman
80:16
has a lot of people backing her up that
80:18
yeah she was telling us this and we we
80:20
just weren’t very supportive of her that
80:22
makes us have a lot more in my mind a
80:24
lot more potential credibility we at
80:26
least know that she’s been consistent in
80:27
saying this happened to her she may have
80:29
been consistently lying the whole time
80:30
we don’t know but I don’t know this one
80:34
sounds and and I would be lying if I
80:36
said Joe Biden’s history that we know of
80:38
and have high-definition video of and
80:42
that he’s bragged about doesn’t help his
80:46
case either because he’s kind of like
80:48
this like the people who are you know
80:51
upset about Trump that he is a at best
80:56
womanizer and at worst sexual predator
80:59
and someone who has some very
81:01
questionable statements he’s made about
81:03
women and things that he’s done to women
81:06
and talked about doing the women and all
81:07
of this Joe Biden’s kind of all that
81:09
stuff too right which is just so weird
81:14
that they’d go with him and not Bernie
81:16
Sanders who as far as I know his only
81:19
weird thing is he wrote like a weird
81:21
rape fantasy store
81:23
in college which is that weird yeah but
81:28
that’s like it’s the only thing I’ve
81:30
ever heard about him that was even
81:31
anything like that and like writing a
81:35
story in college like I that’s a lot
81:41
different than actually having people
81:43
accuse you of touching them
81:44
inappropriately like this that’s it’s
81:46
not the same and he’s even said that you
81:50
know he wouldn’t write that now and
81:51
apologize or whatever but like the the
81:54
things you can objective Ernie Sanders
81:55
are his policies being terrible ideas
81:59
but in terms of its character it’s hard
82:02
to find a lot of difficult you know like
82:04
I mean that I’m sure you can you know
82:05
nitpick things he hasn’t had a real job
82:07
and stuff like that but like they’re
82:12
going with Joe Biden instead it’s just
82:14
so after Hillary lost to Trump they went
82:21
they’re going with someone who isn’t
82:24
quite as bad as Hillary and in some ways
82:25
but is actually worse than her and
82:27
others it’s just very even though like
82:29
Bernie way more represents what they
82:32
actually won it’s just it’s it’s it’s
82:37
the item I find it very very interesting
82:41
and as someone who’s running in a
82:43
campaign to try to scoop up as money you
82:46
know disaffected Bernie voters who are
82:49
watching the DNC screw them just as hard
82:51
as the Republicans party screws their
82:53
people it’s certainly welcome to me but
82:56
it’s very sad to watch like you wouldn’t
82:59
expect that look here we are so you tell
83:04
us in the comments do you think Joe
83:06
Biden raped Tara Reid or do you sexually
83:10
assaulted sexually oh that’s right
83:12
you’re right yeah I get sexually
83:13
assaulted technically not rape it’s not
83:15
repeat oh it’s sexual assault II Joe
83:18
yeah but you think that this guy got a
83:22
little too touchy I wash smells a little
83:24
a lot too touchy again someone’s consent
83:28
like wait wait yeah
83:30
he got way too touchy let us know in the
83:33
comments so before we go
83:36
quick vermin spike 2020 campaign update
83:41
we’ve been kind of smooth sailin we did
83:44
some we’ve both done a bunch of
83:45
different podcast interviews and in fact
83:49
I think vermin’s doing one or just
83:52
finished one earlier so yeah so he any
83:56
ma on Thursday right yeah he’s doing an
83:59
AMA on Thursday at 8 I think 8 or 9 yeah
84:04
a p.m. he’s doing an AMA which will be
84:07
good on Saturday I’m going to be
84:10
attending the Libertarian Party of North
84:13
Carolina Convention on Zoom and I will
84:16
be giving them out one of my little
84:17
videos and answering any questions
84:19
people have and just being there to
84:21
support my fellow Carolina libertarians
84:25
at a time when these bitches are just
84:27
telling us what to do
84:30
just being bitches so I’m gonna be there
84:34
with James case over on periscope Oh
84:39
which didn’t know we got periscope
84:42
notifications on here but James case
84:44
says that Biden definitely doesn’t
84:46
understand personal boundaries or as we
84:47
like to call it today social distancing
84:50
yeah Matt Hicks is also drunk this just
84:56
in
84:56
Matt Hicks is drunk for news that nobody
85:02
considers news breaking breaking news
85:06
Matt Hicks intoxicated on alcohol
85:10
yep uh nurse Reynolds says go ahead
85:14
Chris Reynolds wants to know when your
85:16
AMA is I just had an AMA I you seem to
85:19
have won almost every week yeah so I
85:21
have one I’ve been having more like
85:23
specific ones for different caucuses and
85:25
stuff so that they can have a one-on-one
85:27
with me and you know ask me questions
85:31
specific to what’s interesting to them
85:32
so I’ll probably be doing I guess I need
85:35
to do a Waffle House caucus one don’t I
85:37
yeah keep morale yeah
85:39
since our reddit is definitely not
85:42
popular but I think we have 31 followers
85:46
online but 31 more than we used to
85:50
that’s true that’s 31 more than we had
85:53
two weeks ago yeah when we started but
85:57
we should probably promote in there and
86:00
then share it to the vermin supreme
86:02
group talking about a AMA with you on
86:06
Facebook yeah absolutely yeah definitely
86:10
I’m putting the link to our group by the
86:12
way we want everyone to join our group
86:13
muddied waters the muddy waters
86:15
discussion group that we have I just put
86:18
the link in Facebook
86:20
I guess I’ll put it everywhere else too
86:21
if you want to join it if you’re even if
86:23
you’re not on Facebook right now you can
86:24
join you can join our Facebook group if
86:27
you’re on Facebook ever um we’d love to
86:30
have you and we weren’t in the wonderful
86:34
discussion that we have on that group
86:38
that wonderful discussions we have every
86:40
single night so yeah so we’ll be in I’ll
86:44
be at the North Carolina convention I’ll
86:46
be doing pretty much every weekend I’ll
86:47
be at some convention on Zoom to talk
86:53
about our campaign talk about the badger
86:55
talk about the cheesy bread
86:58
libertarianism cheese bread anism so
87:04
yeah you got a show tomorrow I don’t I
87:09
do not I do not have a show tomorrow I
87:13
might decide to go live at the last
87:15
minute but right now I don’t have a
87:16
guest well hit me uh you know anything
87:21
oh yeah I’ll talk to you if I’m not
87:24
doing a show is cuz I’m talking to Matt
87:25
everyone or yeah oh you mean Matt being
87:32
a guest yeah I mean if you are bored
87:34
it’s like you’re like I just feel like
87:36
go online whatever we’d like no notes
87:39
we’ll just do it oh I may do that if I’m
87:44
gonna sleep laughing Matt would be my
87:51
guest
87:52
well yeah I mean he’s saying I’ll do it
87:54
I’m not gonna choose between my Matt’s
87:56
room I don’t actually have to choose cuz
88:02
one of you can be on video and the other
88:03
one can call in
88:04
hangout that’s true um so I mean they’re
88:09
gonna have an episode tomorrow or I’m
88:12
not or I’m gonna have two guests both my
88:16
mats or just one of the mats or one of
88:20
the mats and the other mat calls in or
88:23
nothing
88:24
yes all of those things could happen
88:27
tomorrow
88:29
I’m tired right now so I’m leaning
88:31
towards nothing but do you never know
88:34
tomorrow tomorrow is a new day so let’s
88:39
wrap up on the comments here sounds like
88:41
a magical show exactly mat squared that
88:43
is that that if we have it that’s what
88:45
we’ll call it the mat squared show and
88:51
mmm effing pop-tarts
88:54
absolutely I like I like how you edited
88:59
that after already saying she’s wearing
89:02
so much on this show after swearing I’ve
89:07
sworn a lot on this show which is I’m
89:09
usually a very wholesome boy but no
89:11
we’re me we’re usually very fan
89:13
family-friendly today got away from us
89:15
today
89:16
this today I’m telling you this bitch
89:19
Henry McMaster this is my Carroll Baskin
89:23
right here Henry Mik Baskin bitch so
89:27
Henry McMaster Henry McMaster
89:35
oh I’m not even gonna try to do his
89:38
voice but Hank you can’t get that high
89:40
that bitch down in Florida Carroll
89:43
Baskin but this yeah no this is my bitch
89:45
right here I’m sure he killed me he
89:48
probably killed his husband too
89:50
Hey so anyway guys thanks again for
89:55
tuning in tune in tomorrow where I might
89:58
be doing my show we’re not I don’t know
90:01
I don’t know I may or may not be doing
90:04
my show I might be too if I’m not I’m
90:07
either I’m napping and then be sure to
90:11
tune in next Tuesday for a very special
90:16
Muddy Waters of freedom
90:19
and it’s very named Thursday for
90:21
vermin’s ama oh yeah we will probably
90:25
post yeah we’ll put we’ll share the link
90:28
to vermin’s ama once that’s up and yeah
90:32
so be sure to tune in to that Thursday
90:34
and then next Tuesday muddy waters of
90:36
freedom right back here with me and the
90:38
beautiful Matt right right over there
90:40
and his mic will be 5 percent larger
90:43
than it was in this episode every
90:46
episode just slightly just slightly
90:47
closer to the camera and eventually
90:50
it’ll just be the muddied mic of Matt
90:51
it’s gonna be what this show is called
90:54
so yeah so thanks again for tuning in
90:57
and we will see you possibly tomorrow if
90:59
I feel like it and where we’re going
91:01
well if you want to find us on the
91:03
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91:04
oh gosh yes we are looking on the
91:06
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91:08
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91:13
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91:14
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91:17
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91:20
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91:22
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91:25
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91:29
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91:30
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91:33
saying we should just use this as our
91:34
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91:40
stage of america is he you almost feel
91:46
like that should be our outro from here
91:47
on out but i feel like we should yeah
91:50
great news everyone Kenneth Copeland has
91:52
canceled kovat but just in America just
91:56
in America so if you’re not America
91:58
sorry so yeah so be sure to tune in to a
92:03
kovat free Kenneth Copeland post Kenneth
92:05
Kenneth Copeland revival episode of the
92:08
muddy waters of freedom and for our
92:10
vermin supreme viewers tuning in on
92:13
periscope thanks for tuning in to the
92:15
last several seconds of this show this
92:20
show will be up shortly where you can
92:22
watch the whole thing I invite you to
92:23
watch the whole thing as it happened
92:25
earlier when we started it but thank you
92:28
again we love you so much thank you so
92:30
much to our vermin
92:31
vermin spike 2020 team thank you to Matt
92:34
right thank you to me take it Chris
92:36
Reynolds attorney law personal injury
92:37
attorney attorney at law
92:38
chris rentals and where we’re going we
92:42
don’t need roads I don’t like how I did
92:44
that where we’re going we don’t need
92:46
roads I wake up and till you hear drops
92:50
they fall down like rain I put on that
92:55
old song that we dance ooh and then I
92:58
hear back to the track because I love to
93:02
sing I mean many years ago open knocking
93:13
off quick along the road you know what I
93:19
saw and found a plan
93:23
show me love now I’m flexing middle red
93:28
they know me too and ever in sleep last
93:35
night
93:36
let me – where did you sign bro
93:43
baby can fals that Stan show me a better
93:47
way promise I’ll clean this game this
93:53
much I know it’s true I came up and so
94:01
creature and for the boys
94:06
fuck MA
94:09
for 12/12/12 the class
94:17
Nora Monyetta for who gets my proof I
94:27
promise I ain’t no baby
94:58
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95:01
I’m so glad this game this much I know
95:06
it’s true
95:09
I came up and suckers you and put the
95:14
boys in blue
95:19
as well
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