EPISODE 128 – And Iran, Iran So Far Away

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oh how I love when I slow down forget
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myself and not go round
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I lost my feet that I love you too bad
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that dreams don’t just come true staying
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put not making sense yeah I’ve been
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living in the previous tense why won’t
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you help me move on
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I can’t look can’t make amends yet so
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sad when I leaving friends but we’ve
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been going song give me back the
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conversation I’m sorry I lost my
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patience no I just can’t catch a break
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yeah I’m always late yet still always
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wait in forgive myself
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I lost my visa
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– by the Jews all just come true
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taking it in my banana pants having fun
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hitting that banana grab I love just
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wasting my time eating it checking my
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Instagram
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no whip won’t turn me to a better man I
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know it’s killing my vibe my words just
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seem inefficient I’m scared of the
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recognition I’m sorry it’s you I’m
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missing to tell the truth I can make it
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different
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so forget myself and
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[Music]
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too bad that Jews don’t just come true
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suddenly I can see the world as it’s
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supposed to be in the pain son my heart
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is left my church I’m saying we can be
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anyone we wanna be in the world can put
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our worry down to read but I can’t find
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another broken lights a broken soda no
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no it’s not over
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forgive myself
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just come
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you
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good morning good afternoon or good
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evening and welcome to the vanguard for
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spike the next spiro agnew Cohen I am
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Matt Wright and together we are
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traversing the muddied waters of freedom
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hey everybody hey everybody how are you
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doing I think you’re upstairs watching
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the show because I can hear it double
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gotcha
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first and foremost allow me to first
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thank Joey Basinger for allowing us to
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use his music at the beginning of this
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episode the young little prodigy that
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used to live next door to me also allow
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me to thank Justin for the kava that I
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am drinking on today’s episode and allow
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me to thank Kroger for this delicious
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purified drinking water then I’m
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drinking here right now on the show bula
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vinaka live America guys I’m not just
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spike Cohen anymore by the way I am 2020
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Libertarian Party 2020 vice presidential
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candidates spike Cohen you didn’t hear
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your nickname did you I did not I was
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preoccupied what did you is that exactly
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what you said no I said the next Spiro
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Agnew the next Spiro Agnew that’s that’s
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fair that is very possible because I’m
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pretty sure if we got elected we’d get
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impeached pretty quickly really quickly
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pretty darn quickly so pretty quick
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unless we also get a landslide
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libertarian Congress and even then it’s
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50/50 yeah half of them will just didn’t
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eat you just because they’re like we
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don’t want government so it’s time to
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start impeaching oh yeah
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so uh Matt how was your week oh man you
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know that would have been an awful joke
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I’m not gonna say that my week was it’s
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better to be me than other people that’s
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that’s a very very mature way to look at
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it
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well I’ve had a fun week I I went to
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Libertarian Party of Tennessee
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convention and gala more on that later
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yeah on that we could go like a good
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gala who doesn’t like a good gala you
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know I mean it was a gay gala I’ll tell
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you that right now
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it wasn’t Oh I now have a what we’ll
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talk about that later we’ll talk about
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the campaign stuff later but I had a
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very interesting weekend I am now in
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Atlanta
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beautiful 80 I’m in the ATL dat oh the
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ATL the the dirty the Dirty Bird that’s
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on third the Dirty Bird capital I’m told
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birds aren’t real I’m here
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Oh Atlanta at least the Falcons are real
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well yeah they are I think you might
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have something on that has this show
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playing at low volume like your phone or
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something
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mm-hmm okay then I don’t know anyway
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whatever so guys let us know how your
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week was and in fact Jason Lyon has
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written us mr. mayor cut the beard of
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truth has written a comment
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hey longtime listener first-time
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messenger tonight at least glad to see
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you guys live hey Jason thanks for
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taking some time to see you live – you
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started doing your show again yes it’s
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been great to see the old bearded truth
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back spreading truth amongst the
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airwaves yeah we have only had well
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clean-shaven and you know stubble truth
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for the last for the last little bit so
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it’s been nice to have some to have some
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to have some bearded truth that’s right
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the beer we need a little bit of bearded
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truth back well guys speaking of beards
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big news at the Oscars Matt right trying
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to figure out that one there’s a lot of
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beards at the Oscars sure yesterday the
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Oscar nominations were announced Joker
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taking a massive lead which shocks many
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people even though I thought it was a
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good movie I didn’t think you’re a
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Soviet movie and I think it was like
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it’s a
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it’s a it’s a really good movie but I
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didn’t think it was Oscar caliber but
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it’s leading the way with 11 nominations
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but just like every other year the
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Oscars have some form of controversy
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right
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last year Oscars so white a couple years
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ago Oscars so sexist I think was one you
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just kind of always get it people were
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outraged this year that Greta Gerwig
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wasn’t nominated for Best Director for
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Little Women calling the show sexist
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does that really Greta Gerwig that is
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Greta Gerwig right there I just had no I
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never heard of her before I’d like I
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know that I know she’s a director and I
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know that she’s been nominated in the
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past but I didn’t know what she looked
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like and all I saw was that you put
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Greta in the notes and I was very very
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worried you’re gonna go that would have
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been way funnier but I didn’t have time
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no right now I get that but they call
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the this year’s show sexist for her not
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getting nominated but then they failed
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to realize that this year had the
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highest percentage of women ever
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nominated at 31 percent hmm this is an
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interesting headline for an article it
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is yeah
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because they have to make this a bad
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thing
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despite female directors so despite the
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fact that one of the people who directed
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a movie didn’t get an Oscar this has
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been a great year for women but this one
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woman but didn’t get an Oscar because
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it’s and it’s not possible that the
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other movies were just deemed by the
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Academy to be better it’s clearly sexism
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despite despite despite 31% of nominees
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being which is apparently a record high
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right we still have that’s what said
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that’s this is the this is the the gap
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because that would mean 69 percent were
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men
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I don’t want to assume all of their
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genders but I would think that that’s
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probably the case probably yeah probably
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it’s pretty safe to assume that 69% of
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them were men however last year I think
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it was a 24% were women and it was the
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most and now we’ve got 31% woman so but
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but but but Matt Matt Matt but Greta
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credit did not but credit in the movie
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was little women like how many times
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have they remade that movie they’re
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gonna keep remaking it until you give a
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woman a damn film to write hesitant film
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director Oscar that’s what ready to
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happen well Kathryn Bigelow got that a
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few years ago for Hurt Locker yeah but
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that was incredibly no you’re right that
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wasn’t Greta this is Greta issed
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so when Kathryn Bigelow won by the way
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this is fun though Oscar good for you oh
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no that was a really great moment for me
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when she won because that year was the
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year the avatar came out and everybody
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assumed that avatar was gonna win and
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avatar is a piece-of-crap movie just
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like pretty much anything James Cameron
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has done since 1994 he also did Titanic
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for anybody who doesn’t know and I hate
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that movie too but avatar I mean avatar
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is Dances with Wolves as a cartoon
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that’s all it is
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you take Dances with Wolves and you take
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Fern Gully and you mash it together and
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they have some abhorrent little baby
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that’s in 3d and that’s how you get
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avatar and everybody was like Oh James
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Cameron’s gonna win Kathryn Bigelow won
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which makes it even better because
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Kathryn Bigelow is James Cameron’s
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ex-wife ooh
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so he may have been making he may have
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made the movie that at the time made the
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most money ever but he got bitch-slapped
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by his ex-wife on national TV when she
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was called a better director than him
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the best of times and the worst of times
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Matt you you you get the the
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highest-grossing movie ever and
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wide critical acclaim about the remake
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of Fern Gully like you said the
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multi-billion dollar remake of Fern
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Gully
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and then but your ex-wife btf owes you
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at the Oscars that’s right now if you
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were like making a deal would like Satan
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and which I’m assuming James Cameron
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dead to me yeah I know that guy I would
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never think so so he’s like okay here’s
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the deal I’m gonna get you the top
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grossing movie of all time
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but right your ex-wife is going to beat
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you for Best Director at the Oscars I
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don’t know I take that deal and you’re
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going to hell forever
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well yeah that too but that’s just him
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being at the Oscars replaying the moment
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where they call Kathryn Bigelow’s name
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over and over and over again and he
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doesn’t get to stand up and walk out to
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take the trophy that’s his hell there’s
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no burning he just he just replays
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Kaplan’s everybody back home and over
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and over and over everyone looking at
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him like as soon as she finishes her
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speech and they start the next one just
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resets all the way back to begin Wow so
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he doesn’t even get to witness her
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speech he just experienced so he has a
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huge speech because he doesn’t get
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thanked so the speech and then boom
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right straight back and then he gets to
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occasionally experience through other
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famous people’s eyes when they found out
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and then immediately look at him to see
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his reaction so he get to see his
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reaction from countless points of view
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of famous people of them just experience
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of you know them seeing him mortified
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that his ex-wife beat him yes but he
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didn’t make billions he did make
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millions on it he he did make billions
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we here at muddy waters media would you
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know we just like to say don’t make
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deals with the devil just don’t because
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they don’t they don’t usually
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work out well turns out turns out you’re
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gonna you’re not gonna like it
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we have some comments here Jason was
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very happy to be a Segway a great day in
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the morning it’s a great day in the
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morning indeed Jason and more a great
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day we weren’t having said that no why I
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know we don’t we haven’t that’s what I
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was happy to say Sarah and Angela super
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fan super fan caesarian and reg says
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would it be sexist if it was 60% women
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being nominated at 40% men no it would
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be this room that’s diversity right
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that’s diversity
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she also said Titanic is trash oh no are
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we gonna oh no ok good
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so she’s be agrees Titanic it’s trash
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yeah I don’t need to go into why but
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we’ll just leave it at that
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so also speaking of beards cory booker
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mat cory booker ended his campaign for
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president didn’t he yes he did he ended
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his campaign the president something
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lakh funds in it and the oncoming
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impeachment hearing as reason why he is
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backing out forgetting he seems to have
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forgotten that he’s pulling it 2 percent
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or less and it’s just generally
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unlikable that is possibly a factor just
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a little bit the good news the good news
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for Cory is he is now only shooting for
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reelection in New Jersey so instead of
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performing a countrywide campaign he has
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much more time to dedicate to his beard
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this is of course for zari of Dawson
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pictured here with Cory Booker genuinely
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in love as you can that’s that’s what
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genuine love looks like it looks right
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a little exactly what genuine love looks
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like Cory Booker is just looking at a
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male crotch from across the room ya know
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he has the look of male crotch
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satisfaction she has a look of mild
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horror and put that together and that’s
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love man
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that’s love dad is love now of course
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Matt would Cory out of the race the
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diversity of the Democratic field has
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dropped quite a bit pretty extensively
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it’s prompting the hashtag Dems debate
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so white
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ahead of the debate which is I’m told
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happening that oh and Marianne
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Williamson also dropped out she didn’t
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she dropped out and I have it so did
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hooli aunt Astra Julian Castro dropped
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out so it’s becoming a lot lower
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more white Meili the Democratic field
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and speaking of white Meili Joe Biden
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you know and I just realized I didn’t
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put into the notes the graphic that I
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made for that dim debate so white thing
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oh yeah here you talked about the dem
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debates being white
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hold on yeah with Andrew Yang who is
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still running but not qualifying for
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today’s debate I thought he was it worth
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place in some of the polls or something
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he you sure in some of them but not the
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qualifying ones apparently but with
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Andrew yang not being in the debate you
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have Joe Biden Bernie Sanders Tom Steyer
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Elizabeth Warren Pete bootie judge and I
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feel like I’m forgetting somebody that I
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can’t think of off the top of my Amy
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Klobuchar Amy Klobuchar all of those are
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very very pasty it’s like watching an
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episode of muddied waters media on the
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democratic debate stage I’m not pasting
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that I’m trying my best okay yet can me
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too but look at me
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so the exceptionally the exceptionally
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inclusive and free thinking Democratic
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Party has three old white guys two old
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white women and Peabody Judge up on the
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main stage for the last debate before
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the Iowa caucus well that is unfortunate
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that I I was not
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here’s the here’s the graphic by the way
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they’re a bait so white it was worth it
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it’s worth the wait
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it was worth the wait and and all
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fairness um that’s not real hashtag we
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just literally created it I think well I
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would hope someone else came up with
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that – I mean I would hope but I didn’t
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see it anywhere and I checked Twitter
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last night when I made the graphic so
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speaking of so white going so speaking
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of so white Joe Biden Joseph I make the
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black kids get in the pool and touch my
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legs underwater then I call them
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cockroaches and threatened to wrap a
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chain around their neck Biden all that’s
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true by the way Joe by in fact he told
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us it was proud of that I’m tired of
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being the one to defend Joe Biden and
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there’s a floating him he didn’t make
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them get into the pool and touched his
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leg hair
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he knows make them sit on his lap oh so
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they wanted to touch his leg hair is
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that what we’re going with that
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that’s what historians okay officer you
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see they wanted this if they didn’t want
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to touch his leg hair why were they
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wearing swim trunks huh huh anyway guys
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so speaking of Joe Biden so Joe Biden is
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now leading
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in the average of polls he’s leaving
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nationally by 8 points and what’s even
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more so is that not only is he leading
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in in not only his old uncle sniffy up
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to an eight-point lead nationally
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he’s also leading by 0.4 points in Iowa
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one point in New Hampshire 5.7 in Nevada
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and 17 percentage points in South
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Carolina
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now folks those are of course the the
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first four primary states now I’ve got
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news for you guys if Joe Biden sweeps
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the first four primary states there’s a
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chance he could still lose that’s not
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enough delegates to win outright but
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he’s gonna have so much Joe momentum
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that it’s pretty well assured that he
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will be the nominee wouldn’t you say
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Matt yeah if he wins the first four
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primary you’re immediately gonna see Amy
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Klobuchar drop out you’re merely gonna
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see pretty much everybody drop out
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except for Bernie and Warren and Buddha
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judge it’ll be those four Buddhist
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judges only staying in I think at this
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point for cabinet position cabinet
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position highly high-level position
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possibly VP that’s fair
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I don’t Bernie rookie bernie is in it to
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win it
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and he will stay in until the absolute
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bitter end
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yeah yeah well if you put your right if
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if Biden wins the first four over it’s
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it’s it’s all I mean unless a massive
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scandal happens but he’s kind of the
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Trump of of the Democrats he kind of is
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little Democrats he creates his own
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scandals and everyone just kind of
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shrugs and goes well you know how he is
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and and it’s motus war yeah it’s he he
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has said things that would have gotten
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most people arrested drop me right on
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out of politics
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and he just keeps going he says whatever
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the hell he feels like and in a similar
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fashion to Trump he case even bites
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people onstage and people are like oh
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that was adorable look at him close his
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wife I don’t know I know he’d be bit
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someone on stage and they went hat yeah
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well that’s look at how cute and loving
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they are yeah that’s adorable I’d bite
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my wife all the time on stage it’s
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really cool her fingers I like that it’s
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a really good way when I pipe my wife on
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stage because I don’t have them right
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everyone says well that’s why that’s why
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that’s not married Madeleine yeah yeah
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who is this woman he’s biting but yeah
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but it’s it’s incredible he is quite
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possibly going to end up being because
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this is actually an a trend towards him
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he’s not trilling off he’s actually been
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picking up steam as the other candidates
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have have you know kind of trailed off
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he’s actually starting to pick up steam
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he’s getting that Jo mentum as I called
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it before and he’s uh I knew you missed
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that oh he he’s you know he’s got that
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Jo mentum going and coming out of South
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Carolina with it you know 17%
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you know if he comes out of there with
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double-digit gains having won the other
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three it’s over having won New Hampshire
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where Bernie and and and and and Liz are
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in the the neighboring neighboring
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states of Massachusetts and Vermont it’s
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over there’s no way he’s not gonna then
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you know carry Super Tuesday and become
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the nominee meaning that the Republicans
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and Democrats will be putting up some of
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the absolute he did can especially Joe
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Biden who is uniquely hated by the left
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outside of the other candidates so you
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know Matt the only thing really that
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could possibly stop Joe or the only
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thing that um you know that could
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possibly stop Joe is if his you know his
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other opponents actually stopped
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fighting and and
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and you know and and started working
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together but the only thing that could
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keep Joe from getting more momentum or
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the only thing that could allow Joe to
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get more momentum is if its opponent
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just started picking fights with each
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other well oddly enough just the other
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day the Elizabeth Warren camp accused
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Bernie Sanders of saying a woman can’t
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win the presidency at an event where she
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announced her campaign
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Bernie denies this and says that staff
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members who weren’t even at the event
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shouldn’t be spreading these vicious
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lies and he’s always supported women in
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politics yeah this is Bernie sandwich
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issued here picture here telling Liz
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Warren dad that she’ll never be
27:33
president now of course it gets worse
27:35
Matt the following day Liz Warren
27:37
tweeted I’m also incredibly disappointed
27:39
to report that in 2011 prior to my
27:41
Senate campaign Bernie Sanders told me
27:43
during a private meeting that a native
27:44
american could never win in the state of
27:47
massachusetts then he punched me in the
27:49
mouth who called me a bitch
27:51
it got it’s getting bad Matt it’s
27:54
getting bad it’s getting robbed is it is
27:56
getting bad I we we know that many of
28:00
you out there watch us for Demi gedan
28:04
and yeah the guys that we are not
28:06
bringing you dem again and whatever
28:08
number work yes but we got tired of
28:13
facing to Kerma bans on social media
28:16
yeah so there was really no way for us
28:20
to do it without proper marketing right
28:27
cuz we’d only be able to do it on float
28:29
we’d only be able to do it on float
28:30
right and we did not plan ahead for this
28:33
one because both of us have had a lot of
28:35
stuff going on
28:35
yeah always running for vice president
28:38
I’m running for vice president vice
28:40
president of the United States this
28:43
makes it official someone printed this
28:45
on something and I was proudly walking
28:50
around the convention but more on that
28:51
later Matt this is a news program this
28:54
is a news
28:59
I think that’s the first time anybody
29:03
has ever referred to us as in news as a
29:05
news program austere August reporting
29:08
program here but uh actually but I’m the
29:12
news now kind of I’m making news you are
29:17
making news I am how could I not being a
29:21
twenty twenty vice presidential
29:23
candidate not be making news Matt by the
29:25
way I’d like to apologize for the fact
29:27
that there’s a little bit of might
29:28
notice little shuffle there yellow bell
29:30
jiggle there I am set up in my cousin’s
29:34
house and I’m Elena and we could I did
29:37
not bring all my equipment because I’m
29:39
very smart and so I have to have my
29:42
webcam instead of on the mount that I
29:44
usually have it on I have it on my
29:45
laptop and so when I move the laptop
29:48
moves and this moves but I’m very
29:49
comfortable well that’s good I’ve
29:51
literally the entire time and waiting to
29:53
say to you spike do you have any fries
29:56
to go with that shake ooh I do I’m I’m
30:00
wiggling and a jigglin commence to
30:02
jiggling so completely lost track of
30:06
what we’re doing oh yeah so let’s just
30:09
break down this Liz Warren Bernie
30:12
Sanders thing for a second sure Bernie
30:14
Sanders has a record he’s a politician
30:16
he’s certainly been caught lying he is a
30:19
record of being an unrepentant socialist
30:21
which now is somewhat popular but for
30:25
the first thirty years he’s been doing
30:26
it was not popular it was decided under
30:29
40 years was decidedly unpopular and did
30:34
not make him any friends and he did that
30:39
knowing that you know it the vast
30:43
majority of Americans would hate him Liz
30:47
Warren has a history of lying about lots
30:52
of things everything her race her
30:55
heritage her background where her
30:59
children go to school where her children
31:01
go to school she pretends that she just
31:05
day drinks in her kitchen to her
31:07
husband’s
31:07
absolute horror no I don’t want a beer
31:12
it’s my
31:13
listen hey honey I’m glad you’re here in
31:16
our kitchen my hut as my husband and
31:19
says would you like a beer and it’s like
31:22
no no it’s brunch time and and it’s
31:28
brunch time I get it but that was
31:30
breakfast that wasn’t brunch yeah you
31:31
don’t drink beer at breakfast no you
31:35
wait you wait until brunch for that
31:37
that’s that’s the that’s the as as Liz
31:42
would say that’s the that’s the native
31:44
way she’d never say that but the you
31:47
know she’s she’s been caught lying so
31:49
many times is it possible that he said
31:52
this however many months ago
31:56
sure is there any particular reason that
32:00
she would wait to bring it up now right
32:04
now for the Iowa primaries so we’re
32:11
gonna get into the impeachment
32:12
everything going on a little bit later
32:14
but somebody actually brought up an
32:16
interesting point we’re coming into the
32:20
Iowa primaries okay February 3rd I think
32:26
is one there that’s a good right the
32:30
Iowa primary I believe is February 3rd
32:32
now of the people who are on stage
32:36
tonight
32:38
you’ve got Liz Warren Bernie Sanders Amy
32:42
Klobuchar I think those are the only
32:48
three that are still sitting senators
32:51
okay yeah yeah yeah this Cory’s gone and
32:56
Kamala’s going right so half of the
33:01
field is going to be back in DC for the
33:05
impeachment trial and they cannot leave
33:07
until the impeachment trial is over
33:10
right somebody brought up a point and
33:14
I’m not going to say that this is what
33:15
happened or this is what is happening
33:18
okay it’s an interesting point mm-hmm
33:21
why would Nancy Pelosi have waited until
33:26
three weeks before the Iowa caucus to
33:31
give the impeachment articles of
33:35
impeachment to the Senate well you know
33:39
my theory Matt is that Nancy Pelosi
33:42
wants Donald Trump to get reelected true
33:46
others have the theory that she wants
33:49
Biden to be the nominee which is another
33:53
way of saying that she wants Donald
33:55
Trump to get reelected I don’t think it
33:57
really matters which one gets nominated
33:58
you know what that’s probably true I I
34:01
will say this I think I think Sanders or
34:07
Buddha judge might give him a run for
34:08
his money Joe Biden completely cancels
34:11
out almost every accusation they have
34:13
against Trump you know there’s a Buddha
34:16
judge won’t give him a run for his money
34:18
because he will not get the black top
34:22
that’s pot well unless he had a black VP
34:26
but the bottom line first of all let’s
34:29
be clear vermin supreme and I are
34:32
getting elected so it doesn’t really
34:33
matter what these people are gonna do I
34:35
mean let’s just back up for a second and
34:36
knowledge the fact that what the what
34:39
these these third party people do is
34:41
kind of irrelevant what we talk about it
34:45
on the news because you know this is a
34:46
news program but no stop laughing at
34:52
that I’m gonna just keep saying it
34:54
because I like the engagement we’re
34:55
getting from it so every time I say it
34:58
our viewership goes up so I’m definitely
34:59
gonna keep saying that we are in fact
35:01
know it went down just now it’s a news
35:03
Pertwee aware but we are a news program
35:04
um yeah it’s it I’m not sure what Bill
35:10
Clinton hand for that oh I’ve been doing
35:12
this all the last two weeks we see a lot
35:18
of pictures out there of me like we’re
35:20
reputable news station we are we do the
35:24
news here we’re a news program we’re so
35:27
yeah I don’t know what clothes he’s
35:29
thinking I don’t know what Warren’s
35:30
thinking I know that all of this helps
35:32
Joe Biden and therefore Trump and
35:35
therefore vermin supreme
35:38
speaking of helping
35:39
and supreme in Iran that wasn’t a good
35:45
Segway last Wednesday Donald Trump took
35:48
to the airwaves and the microphones and
35:51
stated that he has decided that Iran’s
35:54
missile attack on Iraqi bases where US
35:57
troops were stationed was their attempt
36:01
to de-escalate the situation and that
36:03
there would be no retaliation and one of
36:06
us called that right yeah that’d be me
36:09
yep you called that Matt Matt right 100%
36:12
accurate and my predictions for going
36:17
tour proving once again that if you want
36:23
to know what’s going to happen in a week
36:24
or to watch this show we are not only a
36:29
news program we are also a pug Gnostic
36:32
ation program right we’re the
36:34
Nostradamus of news the Nostradamus the
36:38
Nostradamus of news programs of news
36:41
programs yep so since then there have
36:44
been no more attacks from either from
36:46
either nation Matt that’s true from
36:49
either nation of course there is always
36:54
that okay so you see our government may
37:02
have been a little less than honest to
37:05
us about the so-called imminent threat
37:09
no my god now what what did they do now
37:12
Matt so it appears as though based on
37:22
the words of former National Security
37:23
Council under george w bush william
37:26
Imboden the strike was technically
37:28
legally covered under war on terror laws
37:32
but he also said that the president had
37:35
a casual relationship with the truth fun
37:39
fact the authorization that is being
37:42
used was originally authorized in 2001
37:45
under the authorization of use of
37:47
military force which was voted for by a
37:51
few people including
37:53
someone named lincoln chafee and it
37:55
hopefully we never hear from him again
38:00
Matt defense secretary Mike Esper told
38:06
CBS’s Face the Nation on Sunday they
38:09
didn’t see specific intelligence
38:11
pointing to an imminent threat to four
38:14
embassies while adding that he agreed
38:16
with Trump in the sense that his
38:18
expectation was they were going to go
38:20
after our embassies that’s different
38:25
from an imminent threat that is
38:27
different than an imminent threat yeah
38:31
now what they’re saying is very true
38:35
Mike Pompeo came out also I thought I’d
38:39
put that in the notes but Mike Pompeo
38:40
came out also and he stated just look at
38:43
what they were doing to the embassies in
38:46
Baghdad that shows that they were going
38:47
to do something eminent but it has come
38:49
out that no there was no imminent threat
38:53
there was potential threats there was
38:55
not imminent threats and oh what’s that
39:00
other thing
39:03
Trump ordered the assassination 7 months
39:06
ago
39:07
oh so this had nothing to do with an
39:12
imminent threat no in fact what it looks
39:15
like is that the assassination was
39:17
ordered several months ago after it was
39:20
carried out after it was carried out I
39:23
believe I’m not a hundred percent sure
39:24
on this but I believe Mike Pompeo was
39:26
the first person to use the terms
39:28
eminent threat and then it became was
39:33
this retaliation for the embassy in
39:36
Baghdad was this because of an imminent
39:38
threat and where they made the mistake
39:40
was saying imminent
39:42
was this an imminent threat or why did
39:47
you order at seven months ago and now
39:49
you’re using these as your excuses well
39:52
and that’s what it sounds like they
39:53
wanted this done as recently as six
39:55
seven months ago with the idea that the
39:57
first opportunity the first pretext they
39:59
could come up with it to actually do it
40:01
not just do it out of nowhere they would
40:03
do that so they did that
40:05
and then I ran not wanting to start a
40:09
whole you know war did their government
40:14
launched you know a handful of missiles
40:17
at what appeared to be you know as empty
40:22
a target as they could find Trump took
40:24
that as them not wanting to go any
40:25
further and now thankfully it looks like
40:27
more likely we’re not gonna be going to
40:29
war so he was able to pull off his
40:31
attack of killing a foreign military
40:33
leader and not trigger a broader
40:35
military conflict so that’s a good thing
40:38
and it’s especially good for Trump
40:41
because odds are since he was able to do
40:43
this he’s probably not gonna get any
40:45
negative political feedback from any
40:48
more than he would for doing anything I
40:50
mean just gonna be people that are gonna
40:52
have negative feedback to anything he
40:53
does so true that’s good this it’s not
40:56
this isn’t gonna be oh you did like you
40:58
can’t use this against him in the
41:00
election during the camp right oh you
41:03
killed the number two guy that we’ve all
41:07
kind of been calling a terrorist you you
41:10
can’t you killed that guy and you didn’t
41:12
get us into war I just use it right and
41:16
that’s the thing because both the
41:17
American and Democratic sides have
41:19
bought into the bedrock of American
41:22
politics political culture which is that
41:25
American troops can go anywhere on earth
41:28
at any time and kill anyone they want
41:31
even non-combatants even children and if
41:36
anyone even tries to fight back so that
41:39
they don’t get killed they get labeled a
41:42
terrorist now obviously Soleimani was a
41:44
bad guy – but he’s not what we but
41:47
ultimately he was engaging in
41:48
essentially preemptive defensive action
41:52
against a country that is occupying
41:55
almost every country they bought her and
41:57
also overthrew their government in 1953
42:02
and shot down one of their civilian
42:04
airplanes in 1988 and has just in
42:07
general been doing everything they can
42:09
to try to destabilize the Iranian
42:11
government in the Iranian economy ever
42:13
since then with sanctions and
42:15
anything else so this is not something
42:16
that happened in a vacuum but because
42:18
the Democrats are every bit as much a
42:20
part of that as the Republicans are it’s
42:22
hard for them to now say oh whoa you
42:25
shouldn’t have done that
42:26
now for libertarians we can say hey told
42:30
you so we should have never been there
42:32
the best thing we can do is leave
42:34
unfortunately that is not the popular
42:38
opinion the popular opinion is that the
42:41
u.s. troops can go anywhere kill anyone
42:44
and no one’s allowed to fight back it’s
42:47
similar to how a lot of people think
42:48
about the police the police can go
42:49
anywhere do whatever they want anyone
42:51
and if anyone resists that they were a
42:53
criminal and deserve whatever they get
42:55
Team America some would call it boot
42:58
licking I certainly wouldn’t do that cuz
42:59
that’s not that’s a divisive statement
43:02
and I don’t make divisive statements
43:04
like that
43:05
we’re divisive ones anybody who believes
43:08
that has not watched enough of our show
43:10
Matt just to drive home how non divisive
43:14
we were during the was it just it was
43:18
right after the show right I can’t like
43:20
it may have been happening it may have
43:22
happened while we were on the airs so
43:24
sometime last Tuesday evening a
43:27
Ukrainian civilian flight crashed in
43:30
Iran originally that’s what we were told
43:32
they crashed in Iran of course it seemed
43:34
pretty suspicious that a Ukrainian
43:36
flight would just crash in Iran most of
43:39
the passengers were Iranian and of
43:42
course this is a you know just to show
43:43
that we’re not Pro Iranian government we
43:45
aren’t pro any government all
43:47
governments live this is a perfect
43:49
example of that
43:50
it did not crash Iran shot it down as it
43:54
was flying from their Airport from the I
43:57
guess Tehran Airport showing just how on
44:01
edge the Iranian government was they
44:04
were waiting for anything to fly from
44:06
the sky and if it didn’t immediately
44:09
line up with whatever they thought was
44:11
supposed to be there they shot it down
44:12
without question and unfortunately that
44:15
ended up being a Ukrainian flight that
44:19
got shot down so yep for a growing
44:24
number of Iran’s critics the events have
44:28
revealed a gun
44:28
that is incapable of following through
44:30
on its incendiary rhetoric and willing
44:33
to mislead its own people about a
44:35
national tragedy in order to avoid
44:37
embarrassment now people are out
44:41
protesting in the streets students
44:47
chanting they are lying that our enemy
44:51
is America our enemy is right here now
44:53
probably about 50% right they are and
44:57
it’s actually an interesting thing so
44:59
you have protesters in the state saying
45:02
no war with Iran you have students in
45:06
the streets in Iran saying no war with
45:08
America and yet you have two governments
45:11
that are in this constant level of
45:12
brinksmanship and I would argue that the
45:14
US government is the is largely the
45:17
aggressor but regardless you have two
45:19
governments that are in this constant
45:21
state of war now I am an anarchist for
45:25
weeks
45:25
I don’t know last time I said that um
45:27
it’s Python it has been a while I I know
45:31
you’re a libertarian running for vice
45:33
president so you like you’ve toned down
45:35
on I’m an anarchist well I am in Anarchy
45:37
I’m running as an anarchist I just don’t
45:38
say it as much because you would time it
45:41
this is a perfect example of what
45:44
happens with governments in charge you
45:46
have two governments that are creating
45:48
war and creating sanctions and creating
45:50
brinksmanship and all of this different
45:52
stuff when the actual people who live in
45:55
the two countries for the most part
45:57
really don’t have any beef with each
46:00
other even the the the the people over
46:02
here who are bloodthirsty for war with
46:04
Iran at the end of the day they’re upset
46:06
that people are killing US troops well
46:08
if the US troops weren’t there they
46:09
wouldn’t be getting killed and we can
46:11
just go there and visit and they could
46:13
come and visit
46:14
we could have trade with each other and
46:17
all be doing much better and not be
46:20
getting robbed to pay for militaries to
46:22
fight each other for no real good reason
46:24
so this is a perfect example of that and
46:26
I think the students that are protesting
46:27
over there are right because someone
46:29
asked me recently you know who do I
46:30
think’s right the American protesters or
46:32
the Iranian protesters and I said
46:34
ultimately they’re both protesting the
46:36
same thing they’re government they’re
46:38
both right government sucks right so I
46:41
agree with both of them
46:42
and I guess members of the club Preston
46:45
Turan have quit on live TV apologizing
46:48
for lying to the viewers for all these
46:50
years
46:50
will that be great they did that here
46:51
Matt could you imagine like you get
46:54
Tucker Carlson in the middle of a show
46:56
and he’s up in there and he’s staring at
46:59
you all Tucker Carlson II would
47:02
dumbfounded just like and I have to be
47:09
honest we’ve been lying to you I’m out
47:11
and he gets up and go wait
47:14
that would be great I’d like to see a
47:16
lot of that unfortunately they get paid
47:17
a lot more here they get paid a lot yeah
47:20
they get paid a lot and they’re only
47:22
told what to say by the people who give
47:25
them money as opposed to their
47:27
government directly by the government
47:28
yeah so yeah like it is right now what’s
47:36
going on in Iran is equally as engaging
47:40
as what’s happening in Hong Kong yeah
47:46
absolutely
47:47
absolutely Iran having a sordid history
47:52
with protesters not the best of
47:56
histories right with protesters not
47:59
pleased with these protests so our
48:03
president the guy who lied about
48:05
imminent threats took to Twitter as he
48:08
does in Persian I just can’t even
48:11
imagine what that says do we know what
48:17
that it is down at the bottom oh I
48:19
thought that was a completely different
48:20
tweet I think that’s what it is down at
48:22
the bottom
48:23
oh the bearded truth made these I’m not
48:26
100% sure I think so he said assuming
48:30
that’s the same thing it says national
48:31
security advisor suggested today that
48:34
sanctions and protests have Moran choked
48:36
off will force them to negotiate
48:38
actually I couldn’t care less if they
48:40
negotiate will be totally up to them but
48:42
no nuclear weapons and don’t kill your
48:44
protesters so the best way to help
48:45
protesters is to shut off their ability
48:48
to sell things or to buy things and hurt
48:53
them economically right
48:56
that’ll show him I’ll show him
49:00
I’ll show I just love that he did it in
49:02
late does Donald Trump think his tweets
49:06
are getting through to Iran what in
49:09
Farsi no no I strongly doubt isn’t
49:12
Twitter one of the things that isn’t
49:13
even allowed in Iran like Iran has like
49:17
a ton of social media that isn’t even
49:19
I’d I would imagine that they have a lot
49:21
of blocks on what can be I think they
49:23
have Twitter but I think they have a lot
49:24
of blocks on what can be seen and I’m
49:26
assuming that any major leader yeah in
49:30
America is blocked both Facebook and
49:33
Twitter have been blocked since well
49:37
Twitter’s been blocked since oh nine and
49:40
at least since 2013 Twitter and Facebook
49:44
have been blocked there was a brief
49:46
period where it it went back online due
49:48
to a technical glitch but it’s been it’s
49:51
been back offline ever since so yeah
49:55
there’s no there’s no you know one is
50:03
seeing this in Farsi in in Iran great so
50:11
that was that was for American
50:13
consumption but but most importantly we
50:20
are not in any new war and we told you
50:24
that here yeah we told you that was not
50:28
going to happen
50:35
we’re not gonna be in a new war we’re
50:36
not gonna be in a new war first of all
50:38
here’s here’s a big reason why we’re not
50:40
going to go to war in Iran or with Iran
50:42
or however anyone wants to say it Iran
50:46
actually would have a decent shot
50:48
fighting back would they lose sure yeah
50:52
would it be like the invasion of Iran or
50:55
Afghanistan where you know a few hundred
50:57
or a few dozen soldier US troops died in
51:00
the in the praten you know Iran has a
51:03
much more developed military and they
51:08
also would get support from the Russian
51:10
and Chinese government’s if it came to
51:12
that so this is not the US does not want
51:17
war with Iran and and if and when Iran
51:20
develops nukes then things will change
51:22
quite a bit
51:23
because then they’ll actually have to
51:28
negotiate with Iran which is why
51:29
personally I think it’s better the more
51:34
countries have nuclear weapons which
51:36
seems counterintuitive but it’s in the
51:38
similar strain with people having guns
51:41
the more people have guns the more
51:43
people are less likely to start
51:44
something with someone because they
51:45
might have a gun they don’t want to get
51:47
shot so the same logic on a different
51:50
scale applies here no one really wants
51:52
to die in a nuclear holocaust the more
51:56
countries have nukes the more people
51:58
back off the reason we had a cold war
52:00
the reason World War three was largely a
52:02
cold war and not a hot war like World
52:04
War two and World War one where tens of
52:07
millions of people died was because the
52:09
two main antagonists had nukes if only
52:14
one of them had had nukes World War
52:16
three would have had been billions of
52:18
people dead but because two of them had
52:21
nukes on opposing sides the numbers were
52:24
markedly lower even though it went on
52:26
far longer and now we’re in World War
52:29
four which is the never ending war
52:32
against small low-power country
52:37
governments and you know third party
52:40
terror groups and things like that
52:42
where the numbers are not great but that
52:46
the body counts aren’t great but
52:48
better at them they’ve been in the past
52:50
once everyone has nukes it goes even
52:53
lower because now no one wants to fight
52:56
or even have the potential of a fight
52:59
you have countries that have hotlines
53:00
with each other even though they’re
53:02
actively in in you know threats of war
53:05
against each other they have hotlines
53:07
with each other just to make sure there
53:09
aren’t any misunderstandings in case
53:10
something accidently pops off that’s how
53:12
much people don’t want to fight so that
53:15
is why plank number 3 of the spike Cohen
53:18
vermin supreme verbal agreement for an
53:21
even better America is legalization of
53:23
recreational plutonium
53:28
so speaking of impeachment Oh before we
53:33
do impeachment guys we know that every
53:35
week we have the personal injury
53:37
attorney Chris Reynolds attorney at law
53:39
Colin requests hmm some weeks Chris
53:43
doesn’t have questions for us but that
53:44
doesn’t mean you can’t have questions
53:46
for us
53:46
Chris just sponsors the segment yeah if
53:49
you go to anchor FM slash muddied waters
53:53
you can send in your own questions and
53:58
we will answer them we will answer them
54:00
you have heard some of the questions
54:02
that we have answered on the air
54:04
well answer pretty much anything yeah be
54:07
sure to be sure to leave your question
54:09
we have been asked about narwhal sex and
54:12
we answered that in painful detail we
54:18
did for like an hour yes we did so any
54:25
for the personal injury attorney Chris
54:27
Reynolds attorney at law anchor : moment
54:29
feel free to ask us anything that’s
54:32
right
54:32
ask us whatever you want we’ll answer
54:34
anything as long as it’s not incriminate
54:37
us we will answer anything
54:40
we are against sex with animals I just
54:43
want to underscore that says Matt
54:47
speaking of the peach woman’s are
54:48
animals well a human’s having sex with
54:52
animals animals having sex with animals
54:53
I mean some wet beds right humans are
54:56
animals sex with non-human animals there
55:00
you go human nonhumans
55:02
we prefer the species you know call this
55:04
old-fashioned cutter not in the interest
55:08
species call us bigots but uh me
55:12
personally I like my sex to remain
55:14
within the species you know what I mean
55:17
I think you do I think you do by the way
55:21
this is wrong I’m not muddy Beach South
55:23
Carolina I’m actually in mud Atlanta you
55:26
are in mud lanta you are in mud lanta
55:30
what my virgin so speaking of
55:35
impeachment the house will vote tomorrow
55:41
to send Trump impeachment articles
55:43
descendent which is a very weird
55:44
sentence to say it’s just a weird site
55:48
yeah breakdown what that means Matt so
55:53
when I read that I was very confused
55:56
because I kind of figured that’s what
55:58
the entire impeachment process was what
56:00
would think one would think but the vote
56:04
is on whether or not to send the Artic
56:06
is whether or not to send the articles
56:08
and to a point impeachment managers now
56:13
the impeachment managers at first I was
56:17
like are these people who are just gonna
56:18
sit there and watch the trial and be
56:19
like no no you’re like a bunch of
56:21
killing them wrong yeah like could you
56:24
imagine Eric’s wall well sitting there
56:26
in the body with a notebook and he’s
56:30
like excuse me Ted this is not how you
56:35
do it yeah excuse me you guys are not
56:39
doing it right right but no
56:44
congressional rules apply specify the
56:47
managers impeachment managers are
56:50
members of the House whose roles are
56:53
similar to prosecutors are tasked with
56:55
presenting the case for impeachment to
56:57
the Senate now my question is there are
57:02
many a people who are in the house who
57:08
may be called to testify a dilution of
57:12
the managers possibly
57:14
now would the managers be would that
57:20
make it so they would not be able to
57:22
testify because they are part of the
57:24
defense prosecuting team what it meant
57:28
is this even something that’s I mean I
57:30
know they make up the rules every time
57:32
they do an impeachment because it
57:33
doesn’t really get specific on how it
57:34
works but is the is their pride on’t
57:37
know if you know this is there precedent
57:38
to this about having managers first of
57:40
all whoa whoa oh there is okay there is
57:43
precedent to that okay okay okay I’m not
57:45
so it says congressional rules apply the
57:47
managers and I don’t know if that is
57:50
something that came with the Bill
57:52
Clinton or the Andrew Johnson
57:54
okay but yeah so there is a present that
57:59
case for impeachment okay so guys just
58:02
to back up a little bit if you’ll recall
58:07
the House voted to impeach Donald Trump
58:11
on one to two different two different
58:13
articles right yeah obstruction of
58:15
justice and obstruction of Congress and
58:18
something that’s the camera
58:19
yes something else and so they voted to
58:24
impeach him they were then supposed to
58:29
Nancy Pelosi was then supposed to submit
58:32
those articles to the Senate she has not
58:38
we’re not 100% sure why but she hasn’t
58:42
begging the question has Donald Trump
58:45
been impeached but not 100% certain it’s
58:49
kind of one of those depends on who you
58:50
ask type things right so now they’re
58:52
gonna vote on whether or not to submit
58:58
the thing that they already voted to do
59:02
which should have been submitted so this
59:07
is like if we all vote on whether to get
59:11
pizza or hot wings and everyone votes
59:14
for hot wings and then I come back a
59:18
month later and say okay let’s vote on
59:23
whether I call the hot wing place
59:27
that’s what this is and meanwhile
59:30
everybody’s just starving for hot wings
59:32
everyone’s just everyone just wants hot
59:34
wings and I’m like okay but but we need
59:36
hot wing managers but say but saying
59:38
like okay we already voted to do this
59:41
let’s vote again this again underscores
59:45
my theory that Nancy Pelosi wants Joe
59:52
Biden to be the nominee so that the two
59:54
worst possible nominees candidates are
59:56
the the candidates for the Republicans
59:58
and Democrats there for paving the way
60:00
for vermin supreme and twenty twenty
60:03
vice presidential candidates white Cohen
60:05
so to be your next president vice
60:09
president
60:09
so thanks Nancy so theoretically
60:13
tomorrow when they invoke on this they
60:17
could vote not to send the articles of
60:21
impeachment no that would be the worse
60:28
for this entire thing do you think that
60:31
will happen I don’t but I mean there I
60:32
mean there’s a chance there’s there is a
60:37
chance that could happen and that oh my
60:41
gosh can you imagine oh yeah
60:49
in granted that there’s a small chance
60:52
that happen it’s like they’re gonna vote
60:53
to send it like absolutely I can’t see
60:56
how they wouldn’t yeah they wouldn’t
60:57
please God if they didn’t I would love
61:02
for that to happen and we’re poor I mean
61:08
impeach Trump all the way and and and
61:11
pence and Pete’s everyone down to you
61:14
know the the guy who you know who licks
61:18
the envelopes whatever like but but just
61:22
the hilarity of that who or what if they
61:24
voted to submit it and she still didn’t
61:27
right and she’s still like yeah I know
61:29
you said to but I just don’t like I
61:32
don’t like who would be doing it right I
61:34
just don’t like the fact that the
61:36
Republicans aren’t going along with how
61:39
we want the
61:40
to be run that would I can’t decide
61:44
which would be funnier if they voted not
61:46
to do it or if they voted to do it and
61:49
she still and then she’d say okay now
61:54
I’m gonna call it vote on if you are
61:55
you’re sure so like when you’re on your
61:57
computer and you like go to delete
61:58
something and it says are you sure
61:59
they’re gonna this is actually that this
62:01
is the are you sure maybe like a second
62:04
one or like you know when it’s something
62:06
really like crucial and it’s like a
62:08
system memory thing and you have to
62:10
actually like right I agree and then do
62:13
this would be at a third thing where
62:15
they’d have to vote yet again if they
62:16
really meant fully understanding the
62:19
consequences that they really meant to
62:22
say yes please submit these and then she
62:25
still doesn’t do it Shane Ogden I’m
62:30
guessing came in a little late but she’s
62:31
waiting for the campaign to heat up so
62:33
that Sanders and Warren have to come off
62:34
the trail giving creepy Joe his turn as
62:37
the nominee and we did we discussed that
62:42
earlier in the show that is a
62:44
possibility that is a very strong
62:46
possibility that that is kind of what
62:48
her plan was yeah she’s gonna be holding
62:52
these people out so that was two of the
62:55
four frontrunners so that Joe who was
62:57
leading in the polls not just nationally
62:59
but in the first four primary states has
63:02
a clear field to lose to me in Berman
63:06
supreme right oh this is a news program
63:12
Shane you’re fine we don’t mind
63:14
repeating stuff we do yeah yeah yeah we
63:16
repeat ourselves all the time also
63:18
that’s all the time so another problem
63:21
Republicans in the Senate getting very
63:26
excited getting very excited about this
63:30
Mitch McConnell like he’s been he’s been
63:34
doing so much blow recently you can’t
63:35
even understand what he’s saying his his
63:41
his his uh his aggression flap comes out
63:46
quite a bit now he’d yeah he looks like
63:49
he looks like the dinosaur in Jurassic
63:52
Park
63:53
oh yeah yeah but just here but yeah
63:57
right just in the bottom of like a blow
63:59
frog right that would probably be a
64:01
better one yeah he’s like a bull front
64:07
right then I can’t even do it oh my god
64:10
how can you make air go into here I
64:13
can’t do it he he reminds me of the guy
64:17
who died because of gluttony and seven
64:19
when he gets all angsty but again just
64:23
here well yeah so that guy
64:25
right right right right here right right
64:29
Rand Paul tweeted recently that he would
64:32
force hunter Biden to testify which the
64:35
Democrats refused to have him come in on
64:36
the on the original House proceeding
64:41
impeachment proceedings in the house and
64:43
Ted Cruz is looking forward to calling
64:47
all of the witnesses just all of them
64:50
just everybody if you’ve ever talked
64:51
with anybody involved Ted Cruz is like
64:54
let’s bring them in let’s do this
64:56
the funny thing is I can’t tell if it
64:58
would be better for Republicans to just
65:01
kill this thing as soon as it came in
65:03
and be like look at all that mess just
65:05
for us to kill it or if it’s them in
65:07
their best interest to drag it out
65:10
endlessly and and and their but and and
65:14
and put as many witnesses they can
65:17
grandstand on to make it look as much of
65:20
a witch-hunt as they can or whatever and
65:22
just drag it on from you know months and
65:25
have you know basically have the Joe
65:28
Biden’s main competitors out of the race
65:30
dealing with this you know dealing with
65:32
the republican-led defense against this
65:37
impeachment to make it look like it was
65:38
all just a sham I I tend to think that’s
65:41
probably the better thing than to just
65:44
kill it right away right Matt I would
65:46
not yeah it definitely would not kill it
65:47
right away because if you kill it right
65:49
away
65:49
the optics are gonna be we went through
65:53
this entire impeachment proceedings
65:55
right and like we we took our time we
65:58
did it right blah blah blah and they
66:00
just killed it right it killed it
66:02
immediately they pull it up for a vote
66:04
and killed it
66:05
now if
66:07
you start calling all of the witnesses
66:10
right right it’s you they’re not gonna
66:13
be able to say they just did this to
66:14
kill it instead they’re like oh well no
66:16
now you’re rich hunting our people our
66:21
people some way to counter witch-hunt
66:23
yeah but yeah instead you’re gonna be if
66:28
either way the optics aren’t great but
66:31
the optics are so much better if you
66:33
actually call all of like John Bolton
66:36
needs to get called he has to be called
66:38
right and Trump did say that he would
66:42
block it that is funny
66:45
Trump said he would block it so but you
66:49
need to cut like call him her Biden
66:51
called a Adam Schiff call the
66:57
whistleblower eric Caramella or whatever
67:00
call all of them but also call everybody
67:05
else because I don’t think I’m pretty
67:10
certain that anybody watching our show
67:11
is pretty well-informed cuz we because
67:15
we’re a news program because we’re a
67:17
news program and every single
67:19
impeachment testimony that there was it
67:22
was did you witness the president doing
67:25
anything wrong no but I heard it from
67:27
so-and-so and so-and-so or I heard it
67:29
from other people who were there but
67:31
nobody who was there setting so call
67:35
everybody call everybody drag it out
67:40
that’s a great point I mean end result
67:42
doesn’t change you’re not gonna change
67:45
the mind of all the Republicans no
67:49
you’re not gonna change the mind of
67:50
Republicans or Democrats you’re not
67:52
going to do any of that you’re really
67:55
just going to present optics for that
67:57
slim slim group of people in the middle
68:00
who aren’t sure what to make of it Ian
68:02
what you’re also gonna do is hurt the
68:04
Democrats on an electoral level because
68:08
you’re taking out you know some of the
68:09
biggest competitors and clearing the way
68:11
for the one that has the least the
68:13
softest support Joe Biden I mean they
68:17
will be able to slam Biden endlessly
68:21
this stuff and we’ll see if it sticks I
68:23
do think he’ll be weaker I think that
68:25
he’s he’s tiring and I think that it you
68:29
know they’ll be able to spend the next
68:30
several months making this look like a
68:31
witch-hunt and further inoculating trump
68:33
to any kind of accusations now of course
68:36
the Supreme Cohen administration will
68:40
stop the congressional witch hunts by
68:42
actually hunting Congress with real
68:45
witches and that has always been that
68:48
has always been a promise of ours actual
68:51
witches
68:52
hunting in Congress with pitchforks so
69:01
no matter what I do think it’s best for
69:03
the Senate did you hack it out for
69:04
literally as long as you possibly can
69:08
yeah no I agree
69:10
yeah I agree and so it’s it’s it’s
69:14
assumed that the trial that the hearing
69:19
will start on Tuesday after the MLK jr.
69:22
weekend which fun fact up until per
69:27
month for most of my childhood I did not
69:29
know that MLK Day was a thing yeah cuz
69:36
the way up yeah growing up in Virginia
69:38
it wasn’t MLK Day well what oh god yeah
69:43
Lee Jackson King Day it was Lee Jackson
69:49
King Day and you were celebrating robert
69:52
e lee Stonewall Jackson and Martin
69:54
Luther King on the same day so I had no
69:58
idea up until I left the state as I said
70:04
somebody said it’s Martin Luther King
70:05
Day and I was like you mean Lee Jackson
70:06
King Day and they looked at me like I
70:07
was the devil what a pairing that is huh
70:11
but they did change that recently and
70:14
now Friday is Lee Jackson day and Monday
70:17
it’s Martin Luther King Day that would
70:20
be an interesting that’s quite a weekend
70:23
that is quite a weekend that is quite a
70:25
weekend and that’s quite a long weekend
70:27
there they should have a biker rally
70:29
there just to make it a little bit a
70:31
little bit less well swimming right gets
70:35
back to
70:35
in Charlottesville yeah exactly yeah
70:38
that’ll be unite – right – is on Friday
70:42
followed by a black lives matter picnic
70:45
on Monday oh yeah so Wow
70:51
so yeah so that is what has gone on
70:53
there yes and now it is time to talk
70:59
about nope not about that you talk about
71:06
the Bourbon spike 2020 campaign update
71:09
featuring me
71:11
there’s my thing 2020 vice presidential
71:16
candidate spike Cohen I’m not one of
71:18
these for Georgia to come I am I getting
71:23
a nametag in Georgia or am I just there
71:25
I can try to get you in a nametag mm-hmm
71:29
I can try to great name for anybody who
71:33
is in Georgia spike and I will both be
71:36
at the Georgia LP convention this
71:39
weekend
71:39
yep the Libertarian Party or LPGA but we
71:44
don’t call it that because then people
71:45
get confused or sued yeah the
71:49
Libertarian Party of Georgia convention
71:51
which this year is at it’s in
71:55
Douglasville Georgia at the the where is
72:04
it where is it this just says where it
72:08
is but I’d like to know where it is that
72:10
this just says what’s happening but it
72:12
actually say oh it’s at the douglasville
72:14
conference center in Douglasville
72:17
Georgia on the 18th and 19th there’s
72:21
also going to be a debate featuring the
72:25
different presidential candidates and
72:27
they’re gonna have a fun way of doing
72:29
that match so they have 13 presidential
72:31
candidates and rather than having 13
72:33
presidential candidates up there they’re
72:35
gonna give each of them a few minutes to
72:37
speak to the audience and then the
72:39
audience is gonna vote on the ones that
72:42
they want to see and the top six vote
72:44
getters are gonna be the ones who get to
72:48
actually debate
72:49
the other seven will not and so it’s a
72:55
it’s a good way there to clear out the
72:57
field so we’ll see whose feelings get
73:01
hurt on because most of them will not be
73:04
debating so that’s happening in Georgia
73:07
but I had a so campaign update for me I
73:10
had a very interesting weekend vermin
73:13
supreme won the New Hampshire vice
73:16
presidential primary or a president
73:20
preferential pole whatever it’s a
73:22
non-binding primary but it’s still a
73:24
primary in New Hampshire on Saturday and
73:27
I won of all the people that are still
73:30
running John Phillips jr. actually won
73:33
it but also on that weekend later that
73:36
that same day
73:37
Kim ruff and John Phillips announced
73:40
that they were suspending their campaign
73:42
and Kim announced that she was endorsing
73:45
me for vice president so I am now
73:50
essentially running the only person
73:53
running for VP making me I assume the
73:58
presumptive frontrunner for nominee
74:02
which is not what I expected to happen
74:04
by January that would be a little harder
74:08
you know in a year and a half of doing
74:12
muddied waters media my fellow Americans
74:15
Muddy Waters media and my waters of
74:17
freedom we’ve taken it to new new steps
74:21
like you’ve hit new at your friends for
74:23
anybody who’s ever been on this show I’m
74:26
definitely I’m definitely an
74:29
overachiever right now things are
74:31
happening very very quickly the woman
74:36
who was by many measures the possibly
74:39
the front-runner are definitely one of
74:40
the top two or three competitors dropped
74:43
out and said she’d like me to be the
74:45
vice president we even had a handoff
74:47
ceremony where she handed off tyler
74:50
smith who was one of her directors to be
74:54
my campaign manager because now i have a
74:57
campaign manager because this is a
74:59
serious thing
75:01
and I am end up taking bill weld spot
75:06
from 2016 you’ll your name will be
75:15
mentioned in such high regard this pill
75:18
belt at Joan Jorgensen and judge Jim
75:22
Gray and Spike Collins and spike Cohen
75:29
very interesting things happening much
75:32
more quickly than I anticipated so we
75:34
will see how things go but I am
75:37
increasingly becoming the consensus
75:39
candidate across the board across the
75:42
board across the board consensus
75:44
candidate so oh so I got to meet Lincoln
75:50
Chaffey oh yeah and so for those who
75:53
don’t know how is he his campaign
75:59
manager wouldn’t let me near him to
76:02
answer that and it happened after this
76:04
speech I’m about to show you so I gave
76:07
the speech and then he came over after
76:11
he gave his speech to talk to me and
76:15
Kyle labore where we informed him what
76:17
shall not be infringed ment and he
76:21
responded by saying he didn’t like the
76:24
questions that Kennedy was answering him
76:26
which apparently is what shall not be
76:28
infringed means to him for anybody who
76:30
doesn’t know what that is in reference
76:32
to yes because not everybody watches Fox
76:34
Business or catches every video that
76:36
goes across our feet right lincoln
76:40
Chafee showed up on Kennedy on Fox
76:43
Business and Kennedy is for all intents
76:47
and purposes is pretty staunch
76:49
libertarian yeah she’s pretty straight
76:50
at me I wouldn’t call her a it’s not a
76:52
radical but she’s definitely about as
76:54
libertarian is cable news will allow
76:55
yeah right and she asked him a series of
77:01
yes/no questions yeah the first one was
77:05
should all drugs be legal
77:08
or adults yeah I believe that was how
77:11
she said something like that yeah yeah
77:13
he said no no and she went okay and then
77:17
she said should sex be legal should all
77:22
sex be legal between two consenting
77:23
adults even if money is being exchanged
77:25
and he said yes he did say yes to that
77:27
yes say yes to that beating Joe
77:29
Jorgenson yet sure I mean he already
77:34
said no to the drugs so I mean I’m not
77:35
right right right yeah no it’s downhill
77:37
and it continues to go downhill after
77:39
that and then I think there was another
77:41
question that I don’t remember and then
77:43
she asked but she asked us should would
77:46
you agree with cutting taxes by at least
77:48
50%
77:49
and he said and he said only if we were
77:52
also cut spending okay okay yeah okay
77:57
sure sure and then she said should
78:00
people have a right to carry ar-15s to
78:03
which he’d never said yes and he never
78:05
said no he started talking about Iraq
78:09
and hemming and hawing literally hemming
78:11
and hawing he literally went well that
78:13
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78:19
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78:22
yeah he the issues of today aren’t as
78:25
important you know we’ve got people
78:26
dying in Iraq and hmm it was not a good
78:34
look
78:34
it was not for the Libertarian Party
78:39
presidential nominee the libertarian
78:41
party platform is that there should not
78:44
be any restrictions on firearms
78:46
ownership period or on any arms
78:49
ownership it is not up to the government
78:50
to decide what kind of weapons we can
78:52
have it’s also the platform that all
78:55
drugs should be legal and that it’s none
78:58
of the government’s business what
78:59
consenting adults choose to put in their
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bodies so right off the bat he’s failing
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on some of the major stuff there we will
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see moving forward of course you voted
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for the Patriot Act II voted for
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expanding Medicare and Medicaid he voted
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for No Child Left Behind he voted even
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though he says he did vote against the
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war in Iraq the only Republican in the
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Senate to do so but then he voted for
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every
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omnibus that funded it and he voted for
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the authorization of use of military
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force which was actually the binding
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justification that the President had to
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start the war in Iraq the the vote to
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authorize it was a non non-binding vote
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and so he had already authorized it he
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voted for the warrantless NSA wireless
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or the warrantless NSA surveillance
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program that Edward Snowden apprised us
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to say yeah so I gave this speech I was
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introduced by the lovely Kim ruff and
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this is the speech that I gave oh and
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and so just put it in perspective if
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you’re looking lincoln Chafee is off to
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my left you don’t actually see him but
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you’ll see me looking at
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now we have my community co-owner of
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muddy waters media the co-host and the
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most of my fellow Americans and in the
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last two years of doing two weekly live
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for eternity podcast I look two things
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one how to talk to our people live right
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now
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and two how to spread the message of
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Liberty to Republic that is often
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freedom freedom
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now the do monthly or either holding the
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Republic rats have really overplayed
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their hands in this cycle they are about
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to present the two most terrific
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candidates in recent memory
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Donald Trump and whichever one Democrats
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it’s combination so we know from the
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last elections
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that’s somewhere around 46 percent of
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eligible voters did not vote if they’re
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non vote that counted none of the above
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would’ve won in a landslide in every
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single state and a minimum of that group
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4 percent of voters of those who voted
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Republican or Democrat a lot of it is
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only their nose into voting for
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whichever candidacy you know less toxic
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to them so we know we have the chip
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stack against US President to the
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Congress to the FEC down to the state
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election boards to the fish number that
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presidential debates the mainstream
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media we know that this system is set up
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to shut us out as much as humanly
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possible this system is a jungle so what
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we did last time on party as Merman
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Supremes running mate I could ask next
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revolving to questions from our putting
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great wait a minute
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number one what are you doing and number
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two why the hell are so many people
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joining you in doing this well the into
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the back and the reason why I determine
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is the best thing for us is very simple
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we are capturing the public’s
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imagination capturing and presenting
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them with the libertarian message a
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message of freedom and liberty
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non-aggression and of self-ownership
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now I want to tell you
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this intensity was just at the in
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Weakland college convention where she
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was speaking alongside however they
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presidential candidates he was not only
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the only man returning invited he was
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the only third party candidate invited
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when I was here was the democratic
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values her diary was there he was also
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interviewed yesterday on Insider
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magazine wrote asking reach of 80
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million followers now focus all the
84:34
attention in the world is great here we
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go but it’s not enough
84:38
what is the point of going on by
84:41
domestic kennedy on fox business if
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you’re going to go there to say that
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you’re not going in the drug war or even
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breach to say whether America
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as they they’re often that means the
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party look like jewelry when Fermi get
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people’s attention he captures their
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imagination with his well-known satire
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and then he actually starts spreading
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the libertarian message to them he takes
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that opportunity to give them the most
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empathetic and most powerful message the
85:21
libertarian message you own yourself no
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one has the right of our view your life
85:27
your rights for your property and
85:30
assignments anyone who drives I’m also
85:35
trying to be my park but with on my
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shows and on talking on radio on the
85:42
podcast and I’ll spend even people in
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person at own world who cannot mention
85:46
become the pavement or something no set
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up by a separate album a nice rent the
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Ritter he is the vice chair of the
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Libertarian Party North Carolina
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remember his name because people were
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like end up being the chair of the party
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here absolute Superman
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that maybe is oriental he came up with
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this idea called accountant David what
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palpation is is and we started adhering
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to North Carolina we go into some of the
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poorest and most marginalized
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communities in this country we knock on
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their doors and we she’ll be getting our
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message the one care investments an
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unvarnished messer of freedom David was
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there as well when we went this was more
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about proof of concept this time around
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we’re really sure if it would work we
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had about 15 20 people and we know what
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it work people open their doors for us
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when they be the least bit worse out
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there
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their response was overwhelming now any
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really receptive not only did they open
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their doors they were often completing
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our sentence turns out lo and behold we
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didn’t have to tell them that they go
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through this monument we didn’t have to
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tell them that they would be better off
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if they could be am free they were the
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ones telling us that and it was an
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amazing opportunity she was to be able
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to share that and in that in that first
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time was about 15 volunteers what was
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essentially a proof of concept we signed
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up 30 people to the Libertarian Party
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North Carolina
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these were overwhelmingly for probably
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what taken 90% black neighborhoods and
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overwhelmingly black neighborhoods these
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were people that were telling us that
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they were there helping those who voted
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Democrat or they didn’t vote at all and
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we changed the conversation in that
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neighborhood it was so successful that
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we are going to be doing many more
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accountant even is going to become a
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regular thing that immediately starting
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in the Cheryl Islands and working with
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and perfecting there and working with
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affiliates and other states to spread it
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around the entire country team supreme
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and I are completely behind this and
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will be doing this again starting with
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Carolina’s going throughout the country
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brent was so impressed with our
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commitment to greenness that he actually
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has decided to endorse our campaign and
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join team supreme so we was definitely
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leaning very much more about I mean he
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needs something to catch our attention
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bottom line we need someone to get
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people’s attention
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Burton supreme goes back in an
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absolutely fundamental way he is getting
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the youth and he’s getting unaffiliated
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voters he’s the people that are the most
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lately third party were to not vote at
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all and so this is an unprecedented
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opportunity for us to right back to
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unknown high levels of both count
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friends – play momentum verbal supreme
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is my president and Revere’s award we
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will build a coalition of the impressed
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the outrage the disaffected
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actitude disenfranchised and we will
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ride it all the way to the White House
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thank you so much
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I’m running for vice-president you are
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running for vice president you are
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running for vice president I’m literally
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running for vice president literally
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quite literally it is a literal run for
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vice president so literally running for
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vice president literally sweat literal
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literal vice president literal spike
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going we picked up some more endorsement
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go ahead what’s that that make you this
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little spike president spike president
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literally spike the vice president it’s
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not the assistant manager it’s the
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assistant to the manager so I’m not but
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a vice president the device to the
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president but uh yeah so we had a really
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good reception in Tennessee picked up a
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lot of a lot of endorsements there and
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now had headed to to Georgia Maria and
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Bo says the only thing I’ve seen from
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vermin supreme is the satire so he’s a
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hard sell to me I totally get that
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here’s the breakdown Maria when it comes
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to Berman we say vermin is the 80
90:09
percent satire 20 percent serious
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candidate I’m the 80 percent serious 20
90:14
percent satire candidate and so we dove
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tail well together here’s what has
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happened Maria still last week
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vermin was in something called I and I
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mentioned it in that in that speech he
90:24
was at something called the New England
90:25
College convention this is a major
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convention of our conference I’ve
90:29
creative it’s conference or convention
90:30
but anyway it’s called the NEC see and
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they have it every presidential election
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cycle where they have big-name
90:37
presidential candidates come and speak
90:39
to the audience Donald Trump spoke there
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in 2016 this year was I believe Liz
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Warren tulsi gabbard
90:46
Tom Styer and I may be forgetting others
90:48
as well Fuhrman Supreme is not only the
90:51
only libertarian candidate for president
90:53
who has ever been invited to an NEC C
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he’s the only third-party candidate he
90:59
ended the convention he had the audience
91:01
eating out of his hands now he did start
91:06
with satire he went up and led them in a
91:08
singing of a anthem that he came up with
91:10
right then but
91:12
horn he then had them chant the alphabet
91:15
in a very odd order but he got it would
91:19
go ahead which order was it it was a it
91:25
was a very odd order he then declared
91:27
war on Narnia then once he had them
91:31
eating out of the palm of his hands
91:32
laughing at everything he had to say he
91:34
started talking about the Libertarian
91:36
Party platform and libertarian
91:38
principles and the Libertarian Party and
91:41
why he was running and having already
91:44
brought their defenses down where they
91:46
had been hearing the same political talk
91:48
from the same politicians over and over
91:51
and over and over again they had a funny
91:53
man get them to wake up again people
91:56
walking back into the room to see what
91:58
this was all about and then he talked to
92:00
them about libertarianism and he got a
92:02
much larger audience than any other
92:04
libertarian candidate could possibly get
92:06
precisely because he leads with satire
92:09
whether you agree with that approach or
92:10
not the numbers don’t lie he’s bringing
92:13
in massive numbers of people that for
92:15
the first time are actually hearing
92:17
about libertarianism and they’re not
92:18
being exposed to it where the candidate
92:20
is the butt of the joke
92:22
like with Gary Johnson who you know
92:24
couldn’t say what Aleppo was this time
92:26
the candidate is the one telling the
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joke and when you have 46% of Americans
92:31
who do not vote because they think the
92:33
system is a joke and you have many more
92:35
who vote Republican or Democrat based on
92:38
who they think is the least of the
92:40
terrible options they all think it’s a
92:42
joke and they’re treating it like a joke
92:45
and now we’re going to treat it like the
92:47
joke it is and then once we have their
92:49
attention we’re gonna tell them what
92:51
they need to hear about self ownership
92:54
non-aggression the libertarian platform
92:56
and why they need a viable third option
92:58
which is us and that’s ultimately what
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we’re doing if you like my opinions on
93:05
politics they’re the same as vermin
93:06
vermin as a principle an Turkish has
93:08
been longer than most of us have been
93:09
alive and and now he’s brought it to us
93:12
he’s brought his his well-known satire
93:15
to the party and we’re going to we’re
93:18
gonna ride it all the way to the White
93:19
House that’s our plan he’s getting
93:21
massive amounts of engagement the
93:23
campaign team routinely has people
93:25
attacking us to find out more because
93:27
their kids follow vermin on tik-tok
93:29
vermin has more followers and mentions
93:32
on tick tock than any other candidate
93:34
including Bernie Sanders he is
93:36
incredibly incredibly popular with young
93:39
voters and disengaged voters on a
93:42
politically unaffiliated voters these
93:44
are the people the most likely to
93:46
consider a third party candidate and
93:47
they’re considering him is it enough for
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us to win
93:51
I know it’s enough for us to get way
93:52
more votes than any other libertarian
93:55
has ever gotten and if we’re going to
93:57
win it’s gonna require name recognition
93:59
and you’re not going to get that with
94:01
someone who isn’t capturing the public’s
94:04
attention because the media is not going
94:06
to give us the attention and if they do
94:08
it’s only to make us look bad so if we
94:11
go there and make them look bad and now
94:13
we have we’re the ones telling the joke
94:15
and the audience is in on the joke
94:17
that’s a game that you know you’re not
94:20
gonna see from from someone playing the
94:22
respectability game that the Libertarian
94:24
Party has been playing for almost 50
94:25
years now so I respect your opinion
94:28
though I totally understand that I was
94:30
one of the people that didn’t get it and
94:31
now I get it and if you keep showing off
94:36
that kind of chest Mane like you were in
94:38
that oh did you like that oh my goodness
94:41
my goodness you were you were telling it
94:46
with the chest mane right yeah you were
94:48
killing it with the chest mean someone
94:50
asked me what kind of tie I was gonna
94:51
wear I said oh I don’t need a tie I got
94:54
some vile manliness to show off here
94:56
yeah you’re just spreading the
94:58
pheromones oh yeah no they were feeling
95:00
it male raw primal male energy has no
95:03
inflation that’s great
95:06
so yeah we’re gonna be in Georgia Matt’s
95:08
gonna be there with us and we are gonna
95:10
be doing it all over again I don’t think
95:12
I’m gonna be giving a speech there if if
95:14
I am I’ll be doing it but I believe I’m
95:16
just gonna be there schmoozing the
95:18
audience hanging out at our table and
95:21
cheering on Team vermin and just for
95:24
anybody who’s watching it that’s
95:26
interested Joshy Bear Smith will be
95:28
there so a Barry Smith will be there
95:30
Barry Smith will be there Tom Arnold
95:33
will be there we there’s a whole group
95:37
of like there’s oh gosh so here’s the
95:39
brave
95:39
down I mean so that’s a list or group of
95:42
people mike shalil so Katherine Bernard
95:45
of Spartacus legal is gonna talk about
95:50
jury nullification and jury trials for
95:53
individuals charged with victimless
95:54
crimes she is well known as someone who
95:57
has actually gotten people off of their
95:59
marijuana charges by arguing to the jury
96:01
that crimes against owning marijuana are
96:05
immoral and has it successfully gotten
96:08
people off of those charges with it so
96:11
yeah so it’s gonna be a we got a bunch
96:13
of people trying to see who then there’s
96:15
gonna be Facebook for years what’s that
96:19
I’ve been friends with Katherine on
96:21
Facebook for years and I I’m finally
96:24
glad to get to meet her in person
96:25
because her work is just unbelievably
96:29
good
96:30
yeah and ya know she’s amazing and
96:33
there’s gonna be people talking about
96:34
ballot access there’s gonna be people
96:38
talking about communicating Liberty
96:40
alternatives to state-run education all
96:43
sorts of stuff here and so it’s
96:47
definitely going to be a an
96:49
action-packed
96:50
action-packed weekend all sorts of
96:54
candidates Vermin Supreme is gonna be
96:57
there dan Berman is gonna be there Ken
97:01
Armstrong who else bunch of other people
97:05
Joe Jorgenson is gonna be there to
97:07
explain
97:08
hopefully the sex work thing so it’s
97:12
gonna be a very interesting someone
97:14
running for a US House Martin Cohen’s
97:17
gonna be there I don’t think that’s
97:18
Cohen but maybe so it’s gonna be a
97:21
really good and we’ll be doing plenty of
97:23
red carpet interviews there so if you
97:26
like the red carpet interviews we will
97:29
absolutely be doing those with a lot of
97:32
people so yeah so oh and then the
97:37
following week on Tuesday be sure to
97:40
tune in for another episode of the muddy
97:42
waters of freedom where Matt Wright and
97:45
I will be parsing through the week’s
97:49
news like the
97:51
the cheery little winter boys that we
97:53
are oh and on Wednesday tomorrow
97:57
my guest is Richard Manzo who is the
98:02
vice chair of the Libertarian Party of
98:04
New Hampshire one of the masterminds
98:07
behind the vermin’s flight 2020 campaign
98:09
he’s gonna come on to talk about all
98:11
sorts of vermin related stuff so it’s
98:14
gonna be a vermin tastic Wednesday night
98:15
on my fellow Americans Matt if someone
98:20
we’re gonna try to look for us on the
98:21
Internet is that even possible you know
98:24
oddly enough it is that’s good can find
98:27
us most importantly on floats yes float
98:31
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98:36
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99:22
for tuning in we’ll see you this weekend
99:24
and we’ll see you next week or see you
99:25
tomorrow again for my show
99:28
my fellow Americans and then we will be
99:31
tuning in this week we’ll be putting up
99:33
all sorts of different red carpet
99:35
interviews and all sorts of fun stuff
99:36
and then next week Monday waters of
99:38
freedom so have a great week and where
99:42
we’re going we don’t need roads
99:51
oh how I love when I slow don’t forget
100:02
myself and not go round
100:05
I lost my feet that I love you too bad
100:12
that dreams don’t just come true staying
100:18
put not making sense yeah I’ve been
100:20
living in the previous tense why won’t
100:23
you help me move on I can’t look can’t
100:29
make amends yet so sad when I leaving
100:32
friends but we’ve been going song give
100:39
me back the conversation I’m sorry I
100:42
lost my patience no I just can’t catch a
100:45
break yet I’m always like yet still
100:47
always wait in forget myself
100:56
I lost my visa
101:04
to pathogens or just come true
101:10
taking it in my banana pants having fun
101:14
hitting that banana grab I love just
101:17
wasting my time
101:20
hey in it checking my Instagram
101:23
no whip won’t turn me to a better man I
101:26
know it’s killing my vibe my words just
101:32
seem inefficient I’m scared of the
101:35
recognition I’m sorry it’s you I’m
101:38
missing to tell the truth I can make it
101:41
different
101:43
so forget myself and let go I lost my
101:54
visa
101:57
to pathogens or just come true suddenly
102:04
I can see the world as it’s supposed to
102:08
be in the pain son my heart is left my
102:11
church I’m saying we can be anyone we
102:18
wanna be in the world can put our worry
102:21
down to read but I can’t find myself
102:56
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too bad that Jews are discouraged
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[Music]
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you