Spike's next guest wants to split Illinois from Chicago and Cook County, for the same reasons that every other Illinoisan wants to split from Chicago and Cook County. His name is Paul Durr, and he's coming on to talk about the movement to make New Illinois the USA's 51st state.
Is this feasible? What needs to be done next? Will Paul agree to fight J.B. Pritzker in an no-holds-barred cage match? All this and more, tonight!
(He's probably not going to talk about fighting Pritzker in a cage match)