Episode 108 – Can I Finish?



About This Episode


The end of an era came today as Ross Perot was laid to rest, but not before giving Trump 2020 $100M, and Matt mourns the loss of being able to do what some say is his best impression. Howdy Doody drops out of the primary race, and in other news having to do with creepy things that hang out with children too much, Jeffery Epstein was indicted on sex trafficking. Anchor.fm requests, and more.


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[Music]
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[Applause]
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now good afternoon or good evening and
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welcome to the Vanguard for spike
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single-handedly keeping us from being
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monetized on YouTube Cohen I am Matt
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Wright and together we are traversing
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the muddied waters of freedom hey
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everybody um you deserve a break today I
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don’t know if it’s the first catchphrase
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we can start using like copyrighted link
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mottos – first and foremost let me thank
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Allison for pouring me this kata that
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I’m drinking with allow me to thank
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Canada both for this real real water and
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for making us an hour and a half late
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bula vinaka Bulova naka it’s a funny
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story guys if you’re looking to be on
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time for anything even if it’s late at
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night don’t cross the border to another
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country and back because they don’t care
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well they don’t care there are thousands
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of people at this other border that can
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prove that yeah no I get I guess as all
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things considered I I did well because
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I’m not like lying on a dirty floor
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right now and Alexander occasional
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Cortese isn’t in the nearby parking lot
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crying at the empty parking lot adjacent
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to the building that I’m in right yeah
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so yeah they don’t care if I wasn’t an
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anarchist before which I am 13 minutes
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nine seconds then I see but your timings
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off on this this is when I started
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streaming even to test right yeah as
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opposed to the 13th minute of the show
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so like 1 minute and 48 seconds Brawley
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probably yeah if I was that listening to
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one of our earlier episodes and I was
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like that wasn’t 48 minutes counting the
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time in which he stream I had been
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pestering
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before yeah hey everybody hi um yeah so
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it’s been a week this has been a week
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this is literally been a week it has
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been an actual seven-day period of time
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that’s right I should probably pull up
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my notes I’ve got like text messages
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from a former writer’s block guess Sarah
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and reg on and I don’t know what we’re
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leaving off with today she’s off go go
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yep
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nobody oh she uh she was sending me a
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picture saying she’s watching the show
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so Sarah hello to my best friend that is
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now in the continental who’s in the
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lower 48
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that’s mainlander whatever the mainland
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of America well Sarah we have some bad
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news for you and we have some bad news
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for the rest of America Ross Perot the
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only man that my father stopped it to
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ever vote for his president passed away
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I guess late last night at the age of 89
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if he thought he would guy I thought he
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was old in 1992 he was 89 I thought he
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would be like am i five he was an old
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look in 60-knot but you know what he
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aged well cuz if you looked at him like
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two years ago he looked the same as he
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did in 1992 so he reached his he reached
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what happens when you’re only five six
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that’s a good point you just become old
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and then you just remain old you you age
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at that from that point forward you age
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gracefully so he died after apparently a
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long battle with leukemia and and not a
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lot of people know this yes but uh when
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I was younger because every story I tell
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us about when I was younger much young
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kids right when I was younger I was a
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bit of a Ross Perot fan I was a bit of a
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Ross Perot fan and even when we did the
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school election that year I still the
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so I was a terrible a lesser of a lesser
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of Evil’s yeah in a school election with
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no consequence no consequence right who
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want it but yeah that’s true but it was
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because of the 1992 debates that I
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wanted to work on impressions and mainly
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because of S&L; or Senate live for those
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who aren’t hip right yeah so my parents
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were huge Ross Perot fans I was a huge
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Dana Carvey as Ross Perot fan nay too
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so in the same way that I am a large
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Dana Carvey as George Bush Senior fan um
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so yeah I mean my parents were like Ross
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Perot is the future of the country they
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were utterly devastated and for some
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reason surprised when he didn’t win I
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was very confused as I was told he was
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gonna win I was can’t he was not going
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to I was assured of that they were like
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he’s not gonna win my parents were like
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no it’s gonna it’s gonna be Bush Bush is
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gonna get reelected and then Dan Quayle
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will probably follow after that oh wow
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imagine that timeline oh they were wrong
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people are very they were wrong they
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were wrong but uh but yeah so so so you
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know I very we were all just shocked
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that Ross Perot didn’t become president
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in a major landslide and especially
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after he dropped out and then came back
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in um but so but yes no I’m a large Dana
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Carvey as Ross Perot fan thankfully Dana
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Carvey is still alive unfortunately it
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would be in bad taste for him to
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impersonate him in like the next few
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weeks would it because really the first
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five minutes of this thing is that I was
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planning on doing it what what can’t
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finish can I finish can to finish if we
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passed not
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there’s gonna be a great big sucking
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sound coming from Mexico get banished
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literally om all I remember from the
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skits was him saying can I finish can
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taffy and Afghan of Phoenix Kanna finish
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can’t finish I don’t remember you you
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remember more than me but I’m sure I was
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watching a bunch of Ross Perot debates
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today so I didn’t go I didn’t have the
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pleasure of going to Niagara today so I
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was watching Ross Perot debates and I
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was enjoying with him
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he destroyed Gore once he was like the
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Donald Trump of 1992 and oh yeah yes he
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was compared to Donald Trump a lot yeah
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he was on Larry King debating Al Gore
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and Larry King was asking him questions
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and Al Gore was saying some winning
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music yeah I just think he’s dumb and Al
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Gore was like are you talking about the
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policy or mean here yes you go but did
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leave each of his eleven children nine
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million dollars nice that they have to
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give to the Trump 2020 campaign that’s
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all he gave them no that’s just I’m
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gonna give you nine million dollars that
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is going to go to Trump 2020 is that
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legal to give that much it depends on
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how you do it I don’t know as an
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individual no but if they each do it
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under lay there is a way to I don’t know
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I wish I knew how did why me
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he I mean he finance laws work better
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yeah I was gonna say he would have he
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absolutely would have known he
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absolutely would have known yeah but
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yeah so he he is giving a hundred
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million dollars to Trump 2020 gneisses
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last this is the last wish
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that would be helpful and the Clintons
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can’t suicide them for doing that
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because he’s because he’s dead he’s dead
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he in my past as we talked about the as
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we talked about you know with Michael
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Jackson he found the loophole about you
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know being prosecuted for you know child
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porn
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they said he died right yeah Chris
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Reynolds insane through PACs so I’m like
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super PACs they give it to different
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packs the Ross Perot can’t a fiendish
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pack can’t a fiendish bag can’t finish
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can’t FEMA can’t finish can’t finish is
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two terms can I finish can trump in it
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can’t Trump in brought to you by Ross
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Perot so if if here’s a good timeline
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where weird where the money is given to
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Dana Carvey to do to run ads for Donald
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Trump as Ross Perot I would be so happy
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I’d consider voting for him if they did
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that for president oh no no I’m saying
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for Trump I would consider possibly
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throwing my vote away for Trump instead
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of like drawing in crayon on the on the
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on the machine
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oh no well you know hey we got some
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stuff on Mary Ann um she’s oh I’m voting
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for her in the primary that’s happening
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and I’m actively I’ve now joined Twitter
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as muddied waters for the sole purpose
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of asking marianne williamson to be on
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my show until she finally says yes and
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if anyone listening is also on twitter
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please go on twitter and ask them ask
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Mary Ann to be on my show yes please if
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we could get Marianne Williamson on
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spikes show that would be a lot of
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healing look a lot of hew lots of
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healing for everybody involved in this
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world she would be able to bring
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together all nations
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the world start on my fellow Americans
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starting with New Zealand um
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what it’s of course we’re gonna talk
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more about her but I just love the more
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I read about her the more I’m like oh no
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I think I want her to be the president
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um for it started as a joke and then
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it’s like oh well actually I think maybe
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yeah because she’s not actually a
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leftist she’s just like a hippie but she
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talks about and we will talk more about
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that later by really little boy Ross
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Perot well I said Ross Perot rest in
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peace yeah
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rest in peace arts bro I wonder if man
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had his middle name start I don’t know
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his middle name but I hope it starts
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with an i are i PRI ki I hope so Ross
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actually I think it’s Ross Ross mr. Ross
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what Oh
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Ross Perot yeah HRP that’s not funny at
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all actually
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um okay well it was worth the try um so
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yeah so he’s dead that’s very sad
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thinking speaking things that are dead
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Erick swallow I hope mine was gonna be
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so much less dark than that thinking of
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things that I didn’t after a short fight
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Eric’s wall well has died well his his
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non-existent shot of ever being
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president has died like Ross like Ross
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Perot
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yeah he so neither one of them Ross
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Perot and Eric’s wall well share
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something in common
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they’ll never be president ever yeah
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that wasn’t actually not true before
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this but they’ve both they’ve both in
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their own special ways confirmed it
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Eric’s wall well has ended his campaign
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being the first of the seven hundred and
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forty-two thousand Democrats running for
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president right now actually seven
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hundred forty two thousand and one and
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we’ll talk more about that shortly but
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so he’s dropped out so if you have a gun
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fear not you will not be nuked yet
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probably probably you probably you
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probably will not be nude you might be
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nuked yeah you might you might be nuked
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but you prods of you being nuked are
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back down in the low double digits yes
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it is a much lower chance that you’re
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gonna get nuked
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because the crazed howdy-doody the
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howdy-doo T of gun control well it’s
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like if Howdy Doody was possessed by
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whatever spirit possessed Chucky and
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decided to run for president he has
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terminated his campaign and he will not
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be dropping nukes
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on all legal gun owners in America on
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any one which is good it was really new
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copy and I was new new copies I’m going
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cuz that mean we have to stop selling
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our shirt hash tag don’t nuke me bro no
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because again he was the only one
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talking about it but there’s a good
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chance that we that we still get Newt
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right by a by like our own government so
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me even more so right now because I’m in
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Canada and there’s a whole you know
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lumber war going on
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so lumber and steel tariffs war could
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definitely go nuclear any minute
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honestly so mister mister America the
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commie truth poses a good question I’m
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gonna say no off the bat but was Eric
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swallow just a prop to make other Dems
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look less radical on gun control and
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that’s actually a good point like I
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think that he is that I don’t think he
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was a prop but I think he definitely
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made everyone that wasn’t threatening to
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murder us all look less radical on the
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role I will say that because the other
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ones just threatened to put you in jail
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um and he threatened to annihilate you
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and everyone you know in a nuclear
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holocaust right which is a step up
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that’s an escalation of of rhetoric
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about about guns so yeah so so he’s gone
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so he’s gone which is good we have that
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going for us which is nice so I’m not
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doing this transition you can do this I
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don’t know how to do that oh wow you can
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say it speaking of things that no one
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actually cares about well actually I
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don’t know if that’s true anyway so the
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Walt Disney Corporation of America
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decided to test not Halle Berry which
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confused many people but which confused
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a lot of people who thought that’s an it
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that’s a seasoned Little Mermaid can we
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call him Little Mermaid at that point
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maybe we just call her a mermaid
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Disney’s the mermaid featuring someone
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who I’m not sure can sing uh but Halle
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Bailey which makes way more sense
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because she is young and can sing she
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and her her sister Cassie
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Hollie Baillieu yes so I only know
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because my wife would show me these
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videos of this was like probably four or
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five years ago now and of these like
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preteens singing and they sound like
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full-grown women singing these songs and
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I’m like this has to be lip synced and
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it wasn’t like they’re they’re
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incredibly I can’t even imagine how much
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better she sings now that she has you
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know
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lady lungs I don’t know how that works
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uh but she she has been cast as the new
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Ariel The Little Mermaid and America is
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now in a race war it’s a race war you’re
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you you need to pick if there’s any
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confusion as to what race you are you
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should go to the DMV if that’s not like
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listed on your driver’s license and and
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you could definitely once you do that
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depending on what your color is
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you need to find other people that have
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that on their driver’s license and start
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hoarding research resources because um
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it’s really bad on Twitter and Facebook
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and that’s bound to spill over that’s
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why every other aspect of life it’s
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happening any one of opposite of
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different colors in you who still
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pretends to like you is that’s a lie um
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they already know and are plotting this
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is real it’s not just memes so the big
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thing here that upsets me is let’s let’s
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talk about the the sticking to character
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okay Holly Bailey does not have gills
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she I presume his legs no in all
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fairness Jodi Benson didn’t have gills
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either this is literally 2019 this is
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literally 2019 it is literally unless
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you’re watching this in the future and
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then we recorded this was literally done
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in 2019 and this is this is not okay and
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it’s not okay because this is a woman
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who was walking probably right now
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somewhere okay yeah now she does not
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have fish tails oh you’re a mermaid oh
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okay hold your breath underwater
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for a week so it’s very upsetting and
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again the internet has been just a
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treasure trove of memes and angry
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comments and angry comments about the
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angry comments and angry comments about
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the angry comments about the angry
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comments I am one of the founding
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members of the facebook group Christians
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against the Little Mermaid it is now I
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think several tens of thousands strong
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mostly it’s now mostly black people
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making fun of white people with memes
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which is appropriate for such a thing um
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but it’s very upsetting some would say
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that something like 95% of the hashtag
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not my Ariel campaign was from people
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getting mad about the hashtag not my
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Ariel campaign but I wasn’t okay so so
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what I’m gonna say here since I added
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that note that’s why I said some would
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say that yeah when people were like yes
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see this is proof that tons of white
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people all across America are racist
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pricks not a hashtag not my Ariel is
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trending on Twitter and and or and they
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were using to prove it
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they had like six tweets three of them
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were from anonymous and one of them was
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from something that got pulled them
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because it was a obvious body count
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right so it was just kind of like I’m I
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think most of it was people getting mad
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at the very very vocal minority and it’s
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and retweeting that hashtag
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so I started trending and it wasn’t news
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like nobody I don’t it it’s a it’s a
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fictional I think mythological would
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count creature yeah and actually we I
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learned from one of our followers that
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it actually started as a story that was
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penned from a gay man to his lover and
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the fish I guess was gay
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I didn’t vet that I just really did not
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but I just ran with that live Little
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Mermaid yes original spirit a little
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Merman fish man I know it because you
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know two sisters so the original story
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of the Little Mermaid is a very dark
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very brutal very very traumatizing story
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to tell any child because it’s about
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Ariel and she wants to get with the
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prince and so she goes to Ursula
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Anderson’s like okay but I’m gonna take
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your singing I’m gonna take your voice
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so you’re gonna have to talk to this guy
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without being able to you’re gonna have
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to get this guy to fall in love with you
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falling without speaking she doesn’t do
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it he ends up marrying somebody else Oh
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God and she ends up like whenever she
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would take a step on land ain’t hurt
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because she wasn’t used to it and like
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it was just like this really torturous
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event the entire time and she didn’t get
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the Prince to fall in love with her so
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she loses her voice she ends up losing
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her arms and her legs like it is a
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brutal story and basically it says don’t
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go after the person you love which is
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the advice it was a very segregationist
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story that let’s be clear that’s good
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advice stay away from what you love find
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something practical there’s something um
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that’s definitely that what you should
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take from that but I still like the idea
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of what so was there a crab that sang
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Calypso songs in the in the book no I
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don’t care about that I don’t care about
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the book um the book doesn’t matter to
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me anymore oh yeah something about like
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turn green at the end and like rotted I
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can’t remember all of it cuz again
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traumatic stories well then let’s see
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how he Bailey do all that then that’ll
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be fun
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let her tongue was cut out – oh gosh
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Casey is there tongue cut out
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oh God so looking at some of these
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comments Chris Reynold
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says Little Mermaid make it a rapper
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name which I actually like that yeah
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like Li L mermaid I like that little
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Merman little mermaid X and then what
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else here wait until all these
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Christians find out what the skin color
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of Jesus was so that was my whole thing
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was like okay you’re upset about so if I
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were black I’d be like why are you
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taking an existing character and making
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it black why don’t we get a new
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character like why don’t we get like
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when they did what the other the black
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print I know nothing about Disney the
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black one from New Orleans whatever name
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is the princess I don’t know yeah yeah
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yeah it was the princess and frog like
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oh I guess that wasn’t original but why
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it’s so you know make like a black like
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they did with the Moana that was just
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like something they made why don’t they
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make that for a black person frog
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princess like mythology for black people
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but so that’s what I would think if I
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were black but I don’t really have a
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problem with it because like even now
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they’ll still unequivocal figures who
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are white with English accents like it
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so I’m not like I’m just not that upset
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about it and if they want to make either
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selbo in the bond which that kind of you
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know bond is always this new person
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Aegis Elba actually is British like
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whatever lemon but bun you can always
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come up with the argument that the code
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name is bond like that’s just that is
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you that is your title you are now
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that’s your code name and that’s why it
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constantly changes people it’s not that
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there is one person named James Bond
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it’s all these different right exactly
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personally yeah as Erick as a recovering
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ginger like that confused look on your
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face how does one recover from okay but
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go ahead so I was born I was born like
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bright bright red hair and I fell in
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heaven I was like two and grew back
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blonde so recovering ginger less than
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two percent of the world is ginger stop
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getting rid of those parts so that’s a
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powerful statement so I saw a meme where
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there
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like erasing gingers from animated spots
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like Mary Jane and spider-man no DNA
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tried to erase gingers well it’s a
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recessive trait so I was born a platinum
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blonde with like sky-blue eyes and then
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like at some point at I guess like two
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three years old it started becoming
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brown and now my eyes are like a blueish
30:54
green so they’re trying to erase our
30:57
culture and our heritage and this is
31:00
when the 14 words come to I know nope
31:11
so no so so yes so that happened it was
31:18
terrible we again we might get new like
31:21
that so there are many many reasons that
31:25
we could get nuked and one of them is
31:27
though is this thing with the fish story
31:29
this just kind of underscores how like
31:31
easily so there weren’t a lot of people
31:34
that were truly offended but all of them
31:35
commented on our memes like all of them
31:38
commented their anger at their history
31:41
babies because of animated fish – from
31:46
the 90s not being a redhead any more
31:50
white redhead anymore and I just so I
31:53
came up with the campaign that we make a
31:58
Ursula B Wayne Knight Newman from
32:02
Seinfeld yeah because why not somebody
32:09
recommended what is that like at that
32:14
chef’s name that’s always angry he’s
32:16
like in Hell’s Kitchen
32:18
oh I’m picturing him and can hear his
32:23
voice yeah he’s he’s the angry British
32:26
guy that’s always yelling he’s like he
32:27
puts the piece of bread on either side
32:29
if somebody’s had he’s like what are you
32:30
she’s like I’m a stupid sandwich yeah
32:32
yeah
32:33
his name is Gordon Ramsay yeah Gordon
32:37
Ramsay to play the angry cook and angry
32:40
chef and Little Mermaid yeah I would
32:44
watch it just for that I would watch it
32:45
for that why not and you could have
32:49
[Music]
32:51
trying to think of someone for the for
32:53
the crab
32:54
I think the crabs didn’t you could have
32:57
louis farrakhan the king of calypso he’s
33:01
the original he’s one of the original
33:03
clip so artist you could have two of
33:04
them one is Louis Farrakhan and the
33:07
other one is uh it’s the other guy not
33:11
well sure but no um not neither by the
33:17
parrot Harry Belafonte and Louis
33:20
Farrakhan as the two crabs this is a
33:24
romp a playful romp for the kids for the
33:31
kids it’s good he’s actually a good he’s
33:36
a very talented musician he’s like yeah
33:39
he’s so he was a he was one of the clips
33:41
I’m not joking when I say he was one of
33:43
the kings of Calypso him and Belafonte
33:46
and all of them and then he became a the
33:48
head of the Nation of Islam um but no
33:50
he’s an incredibly talented musical
33:52
artist that people don’t realize that
33:54
that’s all I’m not joking if you really
33:56
wanted to continue pissing off white
33:58
people while simultaneously bringing
34:02
musical joy to millions hashtag what’s
34:07
the crabs name the crabs name is Louis
34:09
isn’t the crabs name Louie what’s the
34:11
crabs name it
34:11
I don’t man I don’t know I haven’t seen
34:14
that movie in Little Mermaid crab like
34:16
30 years Sebastian so I I hereby move
34:23
for whatever it’s worth Louis Farrakhan
34:27
for the crab I’m gonna post that
34:30
tomorrow that certainly will not get me
34:32
unfriended by anyone definitely no one
34:36
Jewish ya know I’m a fan of it so so
34:41
that happened
34:42
hopefully we’ll be able to all not die
34:44
and speaking of
34:48
farcical things that don’t and that are
34:53
related that are related to aquatic
34:56
animals of different kinds we did a very
34:59
important poll here at UH at muddy
35:03
waters media and by we I mean me with
35:06
Jason and Matt visibly horrified I did a
35:13
poll and I didn’t tell him either this
35:16
started so this started as a
35:24
conversation with Sam Coppinger of our
35:28
Coppinger of neoliberal what a
35:33
libertarian memes for neoliberal teens
35:35
and say that ten times fast and he gave
35:40
the correct answer which I won’t tell
35:42
until until we come to the final results
35:45
which will be tomorrow but the so I did
35:49
a poll where I asked what would you
35:51
rather fight an elephant-sized turtle or
35:56
5,000 turtle sized Elif I and and to be
36:01
clear this is a box turtle so that the
36:04
it’s a box turtle if it were a snapping
36:07
turtle that would be simply unfair for
36:09
many reasons it’s a box turtle but it
36:12
wants to kill you more than anything it
36:14
ever has or will want in its short life
36:18
in the same with the elephants so the
36:20
elephants are the size of a box turtle
36:25
each of them there’s about 5,000 of them
36:28
there’s actually exactly five thousand
36:29
of them and between them they share
36:31
collectively the strength of a
36:34
full-sized elephant and have the speed
36:36
of a of a of a small like a small dog
36:40
are they are they organized yes yes no
36:43
they’re organized and they too want to
36:45
kill you more than anything
36:48
that any animal could be expected to
36:52
want um they want like ants like
36:55
organized or are they like just people
36:57
organized because ants organized as much
37:00
more
37:01
I believe that elephants organized very
37:03
well so I’m gonna I’m I don’t know
37:06
I they seemed to have had a rough go of
37:08
it recently but I think let’s say ants
37:11
like their these are they’re swarming
37:14
they’re coming for you
37:16
with their tiny cute little tusks and
37:17
the problem with both of these is that
37:19
they’re both adorable in their own
37:20
special way and yet they want to kill
37:22
you now as a bonus you you you cannot
37:24
have any kind of guns or explore the war
37:28
oh just kill them more and uh and that’s
37:32
no you so for your weapon if you choose
37:35
to have a weapon which I would recommend
37:37
you can either have a large stick with
37:39
nails on it or a large nail with sticks
37:42
on it and it doesn’t really matter what
37:46
you choose that that’s a secondary pole
37:49
that we will never do but the question
37:52
here was was very clear would you rather
37:55
fight an elephant-sized turtle or 5,000
37:57
turtle size lfi LFE elephant sized
38:02
turtle it was neck and neck for a while
38:04
there I don’t know it was I don’t know
38:06
how closely you were following it I was
38:09
following it very closely because so I
38:10
picked when I saw it I picked elephant
38:13
sized turtle and I was sitting next to
38:16
superfan cases Nana and she was putting
38:19
forth a very terrible argument for 5,000
38:22
turtle sized elephant or LFE and so we
38:26
were debating this and luckily the
38:28
questions were being answered in the
38:30
comments for us because she was asking
38:32
me questions like I don’t know this
38:33
isn’t my pols
38:34
but this spike went rogue and posted
38:38
this they’re all here people have been
38:41
asking so and I was answering because I
38:44
was there I’m like I’m not just dropping
38:46
this poll and going about my day there
38:48
are questions that are gonna need to be
38:50
answered and and it’s part of my axiom
38:55
that the more ridiculous thing something
38:57
is that we post on our page the more
38:59
engagement it gets and this is proof of
39:02
that
39:02
and or at least it’s a it’s a data set
39:05
very strongly in favor of that assertion
39:07
Sarah brainian says libertarian
39:10
organized well if that’s the case I
39:12
would definitely pick elephants I’m
39:14
taking
39:15
don’t kill each other yo yeah that’s
39:18
actually a good call if they’re
39:19
libertarian organized and by the time I
39:22
get there you’re not a real LFE you’re a
39:35
State offense you’re a student you’re a
39:39
sea turtle um so that’s yeah but no they
39:46
be they actually be organized but so I
39:49
don’t want to tip my hat on what the
39:51
correct answer is I’ll probably do that
39:53
on the show tomorrow but I will say this
39:55
there is the turtle the size of an
39:59
elephant that is the correct date I’m
40:02
not gonna say that yet you can say
40:03
whatever you want yeah that is the
40:05
correct answer I don’t care what you say
40:08
to to say that but I will I will I will
40:13
tell everyone what the correct answer is
40:15
tomorrow on my fellow Americans so yeah
40:19
so for those who didn’t see it before
40:21
here’s where we are if you feel very
40:23
strongly one way or the other you got to
40:25
get in on the pole you got to go to
40:27
muddy waters media and scroll down and
40:28
scroll down until you see this poll and
40:30
you got it you got to get in on it if
40:32
your side loses this is the most
40:34
important election of our lifetimes so
40:39
speaking of creepy questions that are
40:46
asked yeah okay I’ll go with that so our
40:53
good old friend was it Jeff Epstein
40:55
listen first of all before you continue
40:58
that’s a that’s it it’s not a good old
41:02
friend of ours ya know we are against
41:05
they never met him we don’t want to meet
41:08
him no we definitely don’t we definitely
41:11
don’t we here in my father’s roped in
41:13
with those and that the muddy waters of
41:15
freedom are strongly against rape
41:17
especially rape of children we are we
41:20
have been pretty clear for a long time
41:23
and vocal about the fact that we are not
41:25
that’s not good you can’t do that
41:28
no you cannot do that do not do that so
41:32
it is it Jeff
41:34
what does it is Jeff epsy that’s
41:38
probably the Jeff that has the nuke Jeff
41:42
so Jeff Epstein has been charged in sex
41:45
trafficking and conspiracy to commit sex
41:48
trafficking you did these notes so you
41:54
probably know this a lot better than me
41:55
I just know he has pedophile Island I
41:57
don’t really know all the detail that
41:58
pedophile it’s not called that
42:00
that’s not what he calls it if I can
42:08
call it whatever I won that’s my First
42:10
Amendment right to call it pedophile
42:12
Island mean I’m a pedophile yeah so
42:15
according to court documents he is being
42:18
charged and he has preyed on dozens of
42:20
victims as young as age 14 when the
42:25
federal officers raided his New York
42:30
house apartment okay this his domicile
42:35
in New York as he was landing from Paris
42:40
they found just a buttload of CDs CD
42:46
ROMs filled with nude photos of underage
42:49
girls CDs yeah I mean safer than the
42:54
cloud I don’t know not DVDs mate I mean
43:00
that’s just based on the article I read
43:02
yeah no I mean and and to make that
43:04
clarification
43:05
it must be CDs which begs the question
43:08
if you’re carrying around child porn
43:11
wouldn’t you want a baby kind of
43:13
consolidate that he wasn’t carrying it
43:17
around though it was just at his house
43:19
but even still to have this big Columbia
43:21
house pack of CDs like you know it’s not
43:26
child porn and there’s like because I
43:28
mean that’s I mean if you have several
43:29
gigabytes of child porn that’s like an
43:31
entire case that you could just have on
43:33
like a little flash drive that you smash
43:35
with a hammer or a little SD card or
43:38
something like that I’m not trying to
43:39
give ideas to pedophiles I’m just saying
43:41
like
43:42
intense would say that anyway CDs these
43:47
the four FBI assistant director Chris
43:51
wacker believes that the to count
43:53
indictment was brought to get Epstein
43:55
off the streets as fast as possible but
43:57
believes multiple charges are following
44:00
it so I mean that’s just gonna be
44:04
terrifying
44:06
Epstein pleaded not guilty understanding
44:12
guys what knows because last time he
44:15
pleaded guilty and he got the deal of
44:18
the century
44:19
I think he’s what they called it and so
44:22
this time he was like well let’s see
44:23
what happens when I plead not to I’m
44:26
lucky was are my CDs my if I were in
44:32
this situation I would want kill myself
44:34
but if I were in this situation and had
44:37
the raw cut spa as an Epstein might to
44:41
to fight the charges my main my main
44:46
line of defense would be come on CDs CD
44:51
ROMs amusingly nineties storage
44:54
technology like this officer your honor
44:58
I’m a billionaire I got a freaking
45:01
island for pedophiles jet that people
45:06
call the Lolita Express I have a lot of
45:09
really inappropriately named things
45:13
why would I have CDs what it’s like like
45:17
who said it here Sarah Branyan said you
45:22
could just eat like if you have like a
45:23
SD card you just eat it yeah and then
45:26
they have to I don’t know well I mean
45:28
you know to eat it or you could just
45:30
chop it up
45:31
she also said they’re probably labeled
45:34
Epstein child porn impermanent work
45:38
apparently what they were labeled with
45:40
things like young young in underwear
45:44
like just like really blatant stuff like
45:49
yeah if I get caught this is just a big
45:51
middle finger to screw it yeah not
45:55
guilty
45:56
she he said Shane sweetie says that they
45:58
should have had them on floppy disk no
46:00
one would look twice at those but it’d
46:01
probably be less capable of looking up
46:02
yeah I mean if you’re I mean unless you
46:04
want to look at you know 600 byte you
46:08
know what is it 640 by 360
46:11
you know badly you know highly lossy
46:13
pictures right then ya know you’re
46:17
probably here if you’re looking at any
46:18
videos you get like a second and a half
46:20
and then you have to switch the floppy
46:22
out this is more than I expected to talk
46:25
about storage technology in relation to
46:27
child porn in my entire life actually
46:30
today yet here we are today in court the
46:35
judge the judge was they were you know
46:40
they’re trying it right now they’re
46:42
trying to figure out if he should get
46:43
bail or if he should be held cuz you
46:45
know a man with two Jet’s in an island
46:47
that the US isn’t allowed to go to it’s
46:50
like some flight risk
46:52
and the general literal flight risk
46:54
literal flavors brandy the the judge was
46:58
saying I’m not sure if this is a in a
47:01
case like this if that’s okay this is
47:04
why I guess well it involves rape to
47:06
which the defense attorney said I mean
47:10
maybe statutory yep that’s their defense
47:18
right now apparently is maybe statutory
47:21
right now Derek way so this since we’re
47:27
on a libertarian show this is this their
47:30
defense is what if the child consents I
47:33
I wish I still had that article pulled
47:38
up on my phone because I was reading it
47:39
right before the show but yeah the but
47:45
yeah the the defense attorney said maybe
47:48
statutory and I said that is the bravest
47:54
most ballsy and saying thing anybody
48:01
could possibly ever not rape rape not
48:06
rape rape rape
48:09
cuz you know you know some of these kids
48:11
are oh my lord I yeah that is whoa that
48:18
is some breaking news Jeff Epstein’s
48:24
learning for the libertarian nomination
48:26
to be President so yeah to read
48:34
Wintergarden nope sorry read Weingarten
48:38
the lead attorney for Jeff Epstein
48:40
created stir during his clients
48:42
arraignment hearing by seemingly
48:44
shrugging off the fact that some victims
48:45
simply because of their young ages were
48:48
regarding the eyes of the law as rape
48:50
yeah it’s only statutory he said is that
48:54
what he actually said according to The
48:59
Washington Times ah it’s only statutory
49:05
yeah according to The Washington Times
49:10
he said that Epstein was only guilty of
49:14
maybe a lot of prostitution
49:15
Weingarten reportedly said the judge
49:17
shot back isn’t it rape if the girls are
49:19
underage and wintergarden said well
49:24
statutory may be in court in court
49:29
during an arraignment hearing statutory
49:33
maybe maybe now if he had Chris Reynolds
49:46
I don’t think I don’t think Chris
49:49
Reynolds yeah I don’t think he’d take
49:53
this nor do I think it’s in his
49:54
wheelhouse do you think as everybody
49:58
knows already Epstein is very well
50:03
connected the people who have been
50:05
listed as taking being friends with
50:08
Epstein include Trump Bill Clinton Kevin
50:11
Spacey Prince Andrew and many others
50:14
Trump recording Lee had been on the
50:16
Lolita Express
50:17
twice some some reports I saw had warned
50:21
some said twice
50:22
I’m going twice just because that’s what
50:24
you know err on the side of caution I
50:27
guess and Clinton
50:29
26 times 26 times Bill Clinton was on
50:37
the lolita express to pedophile island
50:40
it’s a pedophile alone now if I know
50:43
these friends if anybody’s friends with
50:45
spike he posted something today saying
50:48
can anybody do a Hillary Clinton
50:50
impression she to make Blizzard noises
50:56
yes I whatever which I would have I’d
50:59
have been fine with it yeah but I had
51:02
this really great that lined up and it
51:05
was gonna give me a chance to use my
51:07
Bill Clinton which I don’t get to use it
51:08
often anymore so I’m gonna use it anyway
51:14
but okay you’re gonna have to play
51:16
Hillary in this okay okay so just talk
51:19
normal
51:20
and I’ll be I’ll be Bill and so it’s a
51:25
phone call or something between the two
51:27
do I just know where ad libbing I mean I
51:31
know I figured this out so I matter
51:35
yeah you’re better at anyway sure I’m
51:41
calling you what ring ring oh no what
51:52
happened uh remember that fellas handle
51:56
our mutual Hedgehog but that steam fella
51:59
to pedophile yes yeah well he was
52:05
invited today and you know that I took
52:11
26 trips with him down to that little
52:12
island the his yes I’m aware of the
52:15
trips hmm so you know that a thing that
52:18
you’re real good at
52:20
uh-huh you you gotta make him commit
52:25
suicide yeah I’m very sad already about
52:28
the impending loss of our good friend
52:31
Jeffrey obscene yeah otherwise people
52:34
are gonna keep just saying that you know
52:36
people
52:36
Arkansas just like having sex with
52:38
underage yes fast forward to when she
52:43
hears that he dies and she goes yeah so
52:48
yeah it was gonna be something like that
52:50
but that actually was unfortunately very
52:55
close to how Hillary sounds oh it’s kind
53:00
of scary I wasn’t trying the bohr I
53:02
tried not to sound like her the more I
53:04
sounded like her and I’m not sure what
53:06
that says about me or her but I’m not I
53:08
don’t like it well good so yes so he’s
53:13
he’s not gonna live he’s yeah well I
53:17
mean he’s he’s dead he’s not gonna
53:19
either he’s gonna start if he’s gonna
53:21
start naming names in order to do his
53:23
best oh yeah yeah yeah I mean his best
53:27
to stay out of jail
53:28
because he can and if not stay out of
53:30
jail at least maybe one day get out of
53:32
jail you know or you know be able to
53:35
work out some kind of deal
53:37
and the more big-name politicians he can
53:39
do it you know big-name people he can
53:40
drag into it the better especially if
53:43
they’re presidents and former presidents
53:45
so ya know he’s gonna die so you know
53:49
rest in peace to Epstein I would say say
53:54
hi to Ross for us but I pretty sure Ross
53:57
isn’t going to burn in eternal Hellfire
53:58
I just feel like he I feel like Ross is
54:03
a decent enough person that he and
54:06
Epstein are not going to be if he is
54:08
going so the hell he’s not gonna be in
54:11
the same circle yeah yeah they’re not
54:13
going to the same place I guess is what
54:15
I want to say cuz there’s the the Jewish
54:17
theory on the afterlife is a lot less
54:20
black-and-white but but you know if
54:23
you’re gonna Dante’s rules well then
54:26
there’s yeah there’s Dante with you know
54:27
the Warriors and so forth this 7-day
54:30
Ross is at least solid purgatory
54:32
material um I’m just winging it there
54:36
maybe level one on either side or
54:39
something yeah III don’t think he was a
54:41
saint but I also
54:42
he’s definitely he’s definitely not
54:44
going wherever like lifelong child sex
54:49
predators go
54:50
that’s a different place so say hi to
54:56
Che Guevara
54:58
so it’s man um so you know what is safer
55:05
the case is it I mean I have nothing
55:15
here this is this is our light this is
55:18
our order of did I pick this order well
55:26
I mean you could have put the turtle
55:28
poll update there oh man yeah I just
55:32
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57:46
injury attorney Chris Reynolds here with
57:48
your weekly Budaj edge break wanted to
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see if we can talk a little bit about
57:53
executive privilege executive orders and
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the like tonight we are hearing more and
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more about that military action or and
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I’m seeing more and more people argue
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and debate whether it’s in real life or
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on TV or on the Internet able to do
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these sorts of things or not and I don’t
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know that many people will really know
58:24
the theories and reasons behind why we
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have even just this division of powers
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and what executive privilege actually is
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and historical context of that so
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anything like that would be much
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appreciated thank you
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well thanks definitely Chris Reynolds um
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so I I don’t know if you have anything
58:46
that you want to say on this I I have I
58:48
have quite this might surprise you I
58:50
have quite a bit to say about executive
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orders well so what’s executive
58:57
privilege you can do it because you’re
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the president
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executive privilege came in sort with it
59:07
was a allowed by the Supreme Court
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during US versa Nixon meaning that when
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you subpoena people from the executive
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branch that you don’t they can say no I
59:20
don’t have to show up because the
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separations and powers of government
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right so that’s when they’re like yeah
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I’m subpoena I’m gonna subpoena you to
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the Senate hearing I’m gonna subpoena
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you to the Senate hearing the and we’re
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saying no we don’t have to go because
59:37
we’re a different branch we’re the
59:40
executive branch screw you which is
59:43
definitely the checks and balances that
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the founders had in mind for the
59:46
president just good yeah I’m good I’m
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good I’m good I’m gonna I don’t know if
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you know what I got going on over here
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but uh got a little bit happening I’m
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the president yeah so yeah a lot of
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people get executive orders and
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executive privilege mixed up right
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because exact executive orders is I’m
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just gonna okay we need this done so I’m
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just gonna sign this and a lot of times
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it is still not historically but a lot
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of times it’s been used as a just
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something small kind of thing but
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everybody’s gonna agree on while people
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well the Senate and the house were on
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break it’s just like okay we’re just
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gonna do this and then we can pass the
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law later but then people started
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abusing that power there are clothes so
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you’re not gonna pass this law I’m just
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gonna do an executive order we saw it a
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lot in the Democratic debates where you
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know day one I’ll sign an executive
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order to get rid of ar-15s and all
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weapons of war I’m gonna sign an
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executive order to get rid of global
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warming somehow yeah yeah well yeah so
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executive orders an executive privilege
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are two totally different things when
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you invoke executive privilege is when
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the Senate’s like hey we need to talk to
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you your staff your cabinet and they go
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no executive privilege not showing up to
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that yeah yeah
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and so with the executive orders the the
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the two biggest ones that are in in
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discussion right now we’re the ones
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related to actually I guess the three
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biggest the two biggest right now are
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the census question and the this stuff
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related to the border wall and then the
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the one that is probably every bit as
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important but you know it doesn’t get as
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much attention because Democrats would
61:43
be doing the same damn thing and if it
61:45
were the other way around is that the
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the the Congress has been pretty much
61:49
saying the Trump we’re done with the war
61:51
in Yemen we’re not helping them and yet
61:53
we’re not helping the Saudis destroy
61:55
Yemen anymore and he just keeps vetoing
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it and you know passing executive orders
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going around them um right now the big
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thing the hottest contention thing is
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this ridiculous citizenship question
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thing on the census so for clarification
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and my timeline may be a little bit
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screwed up but basically there used to
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be a long form and a short form of the
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census and the short form everyone got
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the long form only select people got the
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long form up until starting in I want to
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say nineteen fifty fifty or sixty
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started asking if the main person in the
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household like the head of household was
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a US citizen or a citizen of another
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country um and then the and then for a
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brief period of time it stopped asking
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that and then it started asking him
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again and again I don’t remember the
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timelines here but it was only on the
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long form and it was asked on specific
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on just select people and it was only
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asked of the head of household then in
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2010 they got rid of the long form and
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now it’s just one uniformed census that
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everyone has to fill out and many people
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don’t but most people you’re required to
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fill out and that has never asked the
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citizenship Donald Trump wanted this
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that just the short form census to ask
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if the head of household and everybody
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in the household what their citizenship
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is which has never happened
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for um and so Congress said no we’re not
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going to do that they said well we’re
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gonna Trump said we’re gonna do it
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anyway the Supreme Court said no you
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can’t do that and Trump said well we’re
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gonna pass an executive order stating
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that we’re gonna do it we’ll see how
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this turns out the Supreme Court has a
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history of extreme deference to the
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executive office to the point of it
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basically being easily the most powerful
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of the three supposedly co-equal
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branches of government yeah so I may be
64:04
wrong here not to interrupt you well to
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interrupt you before mine spiral I may
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be wrong here but I think that the
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Supreme Court ruled that they couldn’t
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put that on the census they did they
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ruled that they could not put it on the
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census and Trump said I’m gonna put it
64:20
on anyway and he passed an executive
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order stating I’m gonna put it on anyway
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so that should be fun okay yeah he said
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he said I’m gonna do it because it’s
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it’s it’s for 2020 and I don’t care what
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you ruled and we’re they’re gonna be
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printing out now so I want it on there
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and so I guess they’re gonna put it on
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there I’m not sure exactly what’s gonna
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happen there but so that’s the most
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recent one and then of course this stuff
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with the you know passing an executive
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order for an emergency that he said was
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not emergency for the border wall um but
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here’s what it boils down to for me when
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parties in the White House they pass
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executive orders the party that’s not
64:59
the White House says this is tyranny you
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can’t do this this is terrible this is
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not what the founders intended they
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intended checks and balances and then
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they get into office and the other
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party’s not office and they switch roles
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now the one in office said well you did
65:14
it when you were in office so we’re
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gonna do it too because we’re not
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hypocrites and the ones that are out of
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office go no no no this attorney it’s
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terrible how dare you and this is
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nothing like when we were doing the
65:25
exact same thing it is what it is
65:27
there are partisans are hypocrites
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whoever gets in office is gonna abuse
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power and the longer it goes on the
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worse the abuse is and the worst of the
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hypocrisy is yeah yeah yeah so here is
65:42
the second question from definitely
65:44
Chris Reynolds
65:46
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
65:49
here with your weekly Amy Klobuchar
65:50
corner and are we to make an observation
65:57
and see if the guys had any any thoughts
65:59
on this one of the more unique aspects
66:04
to the Trump presidency that I have seen
66:07
so far is the overwhelming support by
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evangelical Christians mostly and that’s
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where he’s got a lot of his support in
66:16
the heartland and in Midwest and and all
66:19
of that but as someone who grew up in
66:21
Christian churches and knows the Bible
66:23
extremely well it just seems so much
66:25
about what Donald Trump does and
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believes and says seems to be so
66:29
antithetical to the Christian religion
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that I just don’t get it and and there’s
66:36
been a lot written about this but I
66:38
didn’t know what you guys if you guys
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had any thoughts about that and could
66:41
maybe help us understand that a little
66:43
better
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thank you Matt you grew up Christian so
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I’ll let you yeah I’m the the lost soul
66:52
of my family yeah my I don’t really know
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if my family’s evangelical Christian I
67:02
don’t really know we’re Christian on the
67:04
denomination of Christian Christian we
67:09
have Christian I got in the Baptist room
67:11
but just oh yeah so like I grew up I did
67:18
the I did church three times a week I
67:21
was for anybody out there who knows what
67:24
young life is I was very active in young
67:26
life um by glass I’ve heard of it that’s
67:32
why I died yeah I was I was really
67:35
active in young life and they had an
67:37
offshoot group called campaigners that I
67:39
was really active in and and and at no
67:42
point did they address what what
67:43
denomination this was well young life
67:47
was nondenominational okay okay so the
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church we went to was the Evangelical
67:54
Free Church but it was sort of like a
67:56
non-denominational Church where you just
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talk about yeah I guess all right I mean
68:02
pay attention a lot as you can plainly
68:05
see but yeah a lot of people a lot of
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people are very much on the Trump train
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that you wouldn’t think would be because
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yeah yeah because of a lot of the he was
68:25
a Democrat throughout the 90s and part
68:30
of the 2000 he switched over he cheated
68:34
on his wife the first one and the second
68:38
one and the third one wait oh oh yeah
68:41
also he’s had three wives and cheated on
68:44
all of them and has you like I mean he’s
68:46
a freaking sexual mess he is a sexual
68:50
most myth he is he’s crass he’s rude I
68:56
don’t get it I really don’t get it
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I think that evangelical Christian and I
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believe that they are typically
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Republican and they support anybody that
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has an AR after their name yeah just
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like I assume and this is a very wide
69:18
assumption less wide than that one but
69:22
anybody that’s vegan supports somewhere
69:24
with a D after their name up until the
69:26
Socialist Party becomes a thing and then
69:28
they’ll support anybody wouldn’t mess
69:29
after their name but I think that
69:35
evangelical Christians believe that the
69:39
Republican Party is fighting for what
69:43
they believe God wants and the main
69:46
thing that God wants is for abortion to
69:48
be illegal so it’s like you look the
69:51
main thing God the same thing is like
69:55
make abortion illegal and stop the gays
69:58
right so anybody that’s what guy created
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humans was to start a gays and stop
70:05
abortion any any any politician who’s
70:09
out there saying that he’s gonna make
70:11
abortion oh we
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the evangelicals will glom onto yes and
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say this is our guy he’s fighting for
70:18
God it doesn’t matter that he was on
70:21
tape saying grab him by the you know or
70:23
that he had countless affairs with porn
70:27
stars and with other you know while his
70:29
wife was pregnant and that he had three
70:31
separate marriages and that he doesn’t
70:33
respect the sanctity of marriage and
70:35
that his wife was posing nude on
70:39
magazines before they got like no
70:41
matters with other women with other
70:44
women none of that matters as long as he
70:49
is pro-life or at least he says he’s
70:53
pretty says he’s pro-life because again
70:56
keep in mind the US government is still
71:00
fully funding Planned Parenthood all of
71:03
the the intrigued about you know oh
71:05
we’re gonna stop abortion and he shows
71:08
up to the anti-abortion rallies and they
71:11
cheer him on he says oh it’s so terrible
71:13
what they’re doing to the babies I’m
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gonna keep funding it and every
71:18
Republican votes for in fact Rand Paul
71:20
recently was talking about the hypocrisy
71:21
of so-called pro-life Republicans that
71:24
first of all don’t follow through on
71:25
their pro-life anti-abortion agenda and
71:29
second of all don’t seem to be pro-life
71:30
when it comes to any any like any of the
71:33
brown people that are murdered every day
71:34
by the US military or you know I mean we
71:38
go on and on about what what pro-life
71:40
means but this speaks to a bigger
71:45
problem that I see not just with
71:46
Christians but people of faith in
71:48
general and I’m gonna use a quote from
71:52
from the Bible when he’s a quote from
71:56
the Bible from the Christian Bible this
71:58
is second Timothy 4:3 I think that means
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chapter four verse verse three of the
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Bible for the time will come when people
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will put up not will not put up with
72:15
sound doctrine instead to suit their own
72:17
desires they will gather around them a
72:19
great number of teachers to say what
72:21
their itching ears want to hear so you
72:24
want to echo chamber
72:27
yeah it’s echo-chamber so I have watched
72:29
a lot of online and TV pastors and my
72:34
god you get everything from God’s gonna
72:38
pay your rent to you know oh you you
72:45
have haters well so did King David
72:47
because you’re definitely just like King
72:49
David you guy
72:52
schmuck who’s watching this it is
72:55
incredibly like I’m convinced that the
72:59
vast majority of self-described
73:00
Christians are probably if you drilled
73:04
them on like biblical Canon if they
73:06
believed it they’d say no but there’s
73:09
either it either they were born into it
73:11
or it’s just they’re in an area where
73:13
socially you kind of have to be or you
73:16
just like God equal equals love and
73:19
Jesus equals love so I’m a Christian or
73:22
you’ve got some pastor who’s like
73:24
blowing smoke up your ass all day long
73:26
and this is not specific to Christians
73:28
but this is the overwhelmingly
73:29
self-described Christian country so we
73:31
are where we are I’m sure Muslims have
73:33
similar problems and Jews have all sorts
73:37
of problems that you know whatever but
73:40
this is a problem that you have people
73:43
that are from what I’ve read of the
73:48
Bible Jesus was as close to being an
73:52
anarchist as one could be without being
73:55
stoned to death immediately for it you
73:57
know he didn’t use money he he told
74:00
everyone around him to give up
74:02
everything and follow him he refused to
74:05
give straight answers to the religious
74:07
and political authorities ever um I mean
74:12
the guy was pretty hardcore a giris and
74:15
he was not Republican Jesus yeah he was
74:20
he’s okay with you defending yourself
74:22
and having a weapon or whatever but like
74:23
he was not like Jesus didn’t want you to
74:27
bomb all these countries guys no it was
74:30
not his like this it’s not it when Jesus
74:35
I think it was Jesus it’s been a while
74:37
I’m gonna see if I can so one year I
74:40
actually
74:40
had to give a speech God Frank Frank
74:43
walls representative Frank walls
74:45
okay he was the local he was the local
74:47
rep in Virginia where I grew up and he
74:51
and I were both speaking at an event and
74:53
I was speaking after and so I went up on
74:57
stage and I said I’d like to thank my
74:58
undercard speaker representing the bowl
75:01
and like I was seven I was 17 but so and
75:11
I was giving a speech and why I would
75:13
never lose my faith I didn’t have
75:17
foresight back then but so when he said
75:24
yeah I am
75:27
you were the flock I’m the shepherd go
75:29
out and make mmm god it’s been so long
75:33
go out and make whatever one of my
75:37
lights just went out that’s weird um see
75:39
see see take the Bible seriously Matt um
75:44
something about you will be fishers of
75:46
men
75:47
yeah so and there was like well yeah but
75:50
give us our fish back and he’s like no
75:52
no yeah he’s not saying go out there and
75:55
murder everybody that doesn’t believe
75:58
this he’s not saying go to remote
76:02
islands where you going there may you
76:04
know kill everybody there because
76:09
Thailand was that do you remember which
76:13
are the kid that the kid that went to
76:15
the island and nobody had been there and
76:16
like ten thousand years and he went
76:18
there to to like do a mission trip but
76:22
nobody had been there ten thousand oh
76:23
god oh the guy and they can’t be and he
76:27
got like air spirit out he got the air
76:30
dam out with their Spears yeah yeah yeah
76:32
yeah so yeah when God was saying go out
76:35
and be fishers of men he wasn’t saying
76:37
you know go out and force these people
76:40
to love it he gave everybody free what
76:42
like if you believe in this he gave
76:45
everybody for you will he gave each and
76:47
every one of us free will and he could
76:50
have made all of us he could have made
76:53
every single person
76:54
love God and just be little Christian
76:57
robots that are out there you know John
77:01
3:16 for God so loved the world that He
77:04
gave His only begotten Son and he
77:06
believeth in him shall not perish in
77:08
I’ve ever lasting life and we just kind
77:09
of like that would be our regions and
77:12
we’d all be like tiny little 10t boats
77:14
who can’t play football as well and or
77:17
as I’m not really sure where that was
77:19
systems but he didn’t he didn’t if you
77:25
believe in this he didn’t do that he did
77:28
that because we all have that choice we
77:30
have the choice to believe in this or
77:32
not believe it is not on any single
77:35
person to force that upon somebody else
77:38
if you want to introduce it to them you
77:41
can that that you’re absolutely fine to
77:44
do but it is not a reason to not be
77:46
friends with somebody it is not a reason
77:48
to write somebody out of your life it is
77:50
not a reason to try to enact a violence
77:52
on somebody or a culture of people or
77:55
anything else your if they don’t want it
77:58
okay if you believe in this if you
78:01
believe in the peace and the love and
78:03
the generosity of God and Jesus and the
78:05
Holy Spirit then that’s you have done
78:09
everything that you yeah I know I’m like
78:11
struggling on this map right theology
78:13
moment I’m loving it we’re gonna have
78:15
this every every episode we’re having
78:17
the Matt Wright Bible corner but it is
78:22
you have done what you’re supposed to do
78:24
by telling them about it and if they
78:26
aren’t gonna take it that doesn’t you
78:28
don’t turn your back on the person you
78:31
know turn the other cheek and all that
78:32
crap well and you also don’t like hurt
78:34
them like so the way it’s been explained
78:36
to me is all the talk about judging and
78:38
rebuking and stuff in the Bible is for
78:40
Christians to other Christians it’s not
78:44
like oh you’re not a believer well I’m
78:47
gonna judge you and you better do this
78:49
or oh you’re you know like a gay you
78:52
know pagan transferee I’m gonna you know
78:56
give you a heart like no they don’t
78:58
they’re not a part of your faith like
79:00
they don’t leave them alone like all the
79:03
people that Jesus walked by and like
79:04
didn’t say a thing to him because they
79:06
weren’t interested in what he had to say
79:07
so like and
79:09
and this goes into the whole like
79:10
mythology about I’ve heard people say
79:13
you know America’s the New Jerusalem and
79:16
I’m like no it’s not it’s a secular
79:19
state and it has naivety I even
79:22
mentioned in the Bible so if you believe
79:23
in the end times theories in the Bible
79:26
then America doesn’t even make it to the
79:28
end times because there’s zero reference
79:30
to anything even closely resembling
79:32
America so unless you ask Republican
79:35
Christians in which case yes there is
79:38
because I get that argument all there is
79:40
parts in the Bible where they talk about
79:42
the big the big bear in the little bear
79:48
and they’re gonna help defeat and I
79:49
think that’s USA and Israel are gonna
79:51
help defeat the Antichrist it’s like oh
79:53
let’s calm down if the New Testament if
79:56
the New Testament is anything like the
79:58
Old Testament it names nations and
80:02
people it doesn’t give analogies like
80:04
Jerusalem I know is mentioned in the New
80:06
Testament and Gog and Magog which are
80:12
descent from Amalek like these are real
80:15
things that were in the book they don’t
80:17
just oh I don’t think about it this
80:18
could be America no no the hell it is
80:20
it’s not America so if you if you
80:21
believe because I know there’s theories
80:23
on that too that we’re not gonna go into
80:24
but if you believe in the revelation and
80:27
time theory of the Bible then America is
80:30
already gone by then there is no America
80:32
it’s been replaced by something else or
80:34
it’s so inconsequential that they didn’t
80:36
bother mentioning it so no Republican
80:38
Jesus is not real so they bring up a
80:42
couple of good points I want to get back
80:43
to you before we go under the person was
80:45
definitely not Chris Reynolds sure
80:48
also they Trump’s going to nominate the
80:51
judges that say these things is what
80:53
they are gonna say you know they’re
80:54
pro-life which that’s what evangelical
80:57
Christians want so yes they’re going to
81:00
support that because you know we got to
81:01
make sure that we got a court that’s
81:03
gonna fight against people being aborted
81:07
okay like that that is another reason
81:10
that they’re gonna do it and for the
81:12
most part he’s gonna argue that he’s
81:14
going to be cutting the taxes for
81:16
everybody especially the middle class
81:19
which most of the people who are
81:22
evangelical Christians fall into the
81:27
middle and upper lower class and you if
81:32
you’re gonna tell them I’m gonna cut
81:33
your taxes right they’re gonna be on
81:36
board right but that’s it’s so and and
81:42
which means your your selling out so if
81:45
it’s like okay well I’m gonna give you
81:46
more of your money back or not take as
81:48
much of your money but I’m also gonna do
81:50
all of these blatantly unchristian
81:51
things and they go who dogs kind of did
81:54
no no he’s not he’s he’s a secular
81:58
politician who’s gonna Rob you maybe Rob
82:01
you less but also kill people just like
82:04
the Democrat would like the whole thing
82:05
to me is like it the the stronger my
82:07
faith has been the more I got pushed to
82:10
anarchy because it was like there is
82:12
nothing in here that justifies the
82:15
secular stay and and post the
82:18
destruction of the Jewish temple there’s
82:20
nothing here that justifies religious
82:22
nationalism like theirs did that and
82:25
everything I’ve read because I have an
82:27
extensively read New Testament but
82:29
everything I’ve read from Christ
82:31
sounded like a freaking anarchist like
82:35
he didn’t have any interest in in
82:39
statecraft or any of the stuff that the
82:42
Pharisees and Sadducees were mad about
82:44
because they thought he was coming back
82:45
to establish the Jewish state and he’s
82:48
an I don’t care about any of that I
82:49
don’t even care about the Jewish
82:51
bloodline anymore
82:52
like this is literally just going to be
82:54
about making a personal choice to
82:56
believe and that is the most anarchists
83:01
thing I can think of from an Abrahamic
83:03
religion so anyway so here’s our
83:07
question from we don’t know who it’s
83:09
definitely not Chris Reynolds
83:13
hello Muddy Waters media first time
83:16
longtime enough is definitely not
83:19
listener wanted to comment on some of
83:22
the important this was number one I
83:27
recently saw the show on Netflix called
83:29
the society it’s a bunch of teenagers
83:33
their parents disappear and they have to
83:37
create their own society discuss to blue
83:43
eyes
83:44
oMG Meryl Streep giver the frickin
83:49
awards every award she could possibly
83:51
get now taken away Nicole Kidman’s
83:54
children it’s absolutely amazing and I
83:59
can’t finish this without number three
84:02
stranger things finished it up this this
84:05
week and absolutely amazing
84:08
I must see hey guys
84:13
whoever this anonymous person is how
84:16
often you watch the show but well maybe
84:19
Matt I don’t really watch TV a you you
84:22
can I I want to talk about yeah I
84:25
haven’t seen yet but it is something
84:27
that I want to watch it’s gonna be a
84:28
classic retelling of like a Lord of the
84:31
Flies story which they have done
84:33
multiple times I’m actually kind of
84:36
excited to see it I just haven’t gotten
84:38
around to doing it yet still haven’t
84:39
seen big little lives because this is
84:41
obviously the same color from last week
84:44
but season three of stranger things yeah
84:51
oh yeah we’re grabbing the mic and
84:54
leading back season three of stranger
84:56
things is fantastic it was so incredibly
85:03
good I watched it it came out on July
85:06
4th at midnight I woke up at 11 a.m. and
85:10
I immediately went to my couch and I
85:13
didn’t put I didn’t get dressed like I
85:16
was just wearing like the pants that I
85:18
wore to bed and I sat there and I
85:19
watched the entire thing and one long
85:23
stretch there were moments
85:26
where I was just gripped to the TV just
85:30
completely enthralled by everything that
85:34
was happening it was very anti-communist
85:36
which I loved
85:38
they they hit the commies and they hit
85:41
him hard and I liked that there were
85:44
moments where I teared up there were
85:47
moments where I yelled at the TV in
85:50
anger because of what they did it was so
85:56
incredibly good if you haven’t seen any
85:59
of the stranger things watch them all
86:01
wait
86:03
this is the they’ve done three seasons
86:05
this is the second best season season
86:08
two was really good but season three I
86:10
think edges it out a little bit and we
86:12
ending leaves you wanting season four so
86:16
bad with so many options of what can
86:19
happen
86:19
it’s they have done a fantastic job of
86:22
doing this and I highly highly recommend
86:25
season three experiment things and I’m
86:29
Ken key I’m not going to give any
86:30
spoilers because it just came out last
86:31
week but it was so good and there was a
86:35
moment in there where I was watching it
86:39
and it’s getting really close to the end
86:41
and I literally screamed what the I
86:45
finish Network though trying to be clean
86:48
on the show and I just sat there in
86:50
stunned silence for like five minutes
86:53
just waiting to see if I could have been
86:59
wrong in what I saw which I was it was
87:01
amazing Chris Reynolds professional
87:06
attorney personal injury personal injury
87:09
attorney but that wasn’t him that was
87:11
someone else we should definitely get a
87:16
personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds
87:17
attorney at law is opinion about
87:19
whatever it the hell you just talked
87:21
about um I like the idea of the show
87:23
with the kids about Cobra Kai is not
87:27
better than stranger things but Cobra
87:30
Kai don’t you have to have like a
87:32
youtube premium account or something to
87:35
watch Cobra Kai I mean there are ways
87:37
around that
87:40
so Cobra Kai is a great show season 1
87:45
was fantastic season 2 it was okay
87:47
wasn’t as good it was enjoyable just
87:49
wasn’t as good I wanted to see more of a
87:51
fight between Daniel Russo Johnny and we
87:54
never really got that you had like one
87:56
minor thing that didn’t pan out the way
87:59
that you thought it was going to so not
88:01
better but it but it’s also different
88:04
it’s not gonna be your sci-fi horror
88:06
genre it’s gonna be your nostalgia I’m
88:09
just gonna suck on everything you want
88:10
from the 80s so different you gave me a
88:15
hard time for talking about Game of
88:17
Thrones once anyway so put in the notes
88:22
this is in the notes this is responding
88:24
to comments and kahlan’s which you said
88:28
would help us boost our numbers that’s
88:31
true that’s true it apparently has Sarah
88:34
is not happy she says this is BS how do
88:37
I get to call in and leave a message
88:39
that you will discuss so Sarah all you
88:43
have to do is head on over F M slash
88:48
muddied waters yeah money water and
88:56
somewhere on there you leave a voice
88:59
message
89:00
I think you have to do you have to get
89:02
the anchor fm yeah you guys know from
89:06
your phone you guys gotta get anchored
89:08
FM app and then once you have the anchor
89:12
FM a few favorite Muddy Waters Muddy
89:16
Waters media and then you can leave us
89:18
voice memos we are more likely to
89:20
respond if you are also donating month
89:24
by month you could donate as little as a
89:27
hundred dollars a week probably not but
89:33
yeah so we I mean we I will not stop
89:37
anyone from that but yeah so so those
89:40
were our comments what else do we have
89:42
in the notes oh yes
89:45
my favorite subject my president hashtag
89:52
my president Mary Ann Williams
89:54
in order to so in order to stay in to be
89:58
in and stay in these Democratic debates
90:00
they have ever-increasing thresholds for
90:03
the number of donors minimum donors you
90:05
must have to stay in the debates and
90:07
someone that hasn’t been able to be in
90:10
the debates is a guy named Mike Gravel
90:12
who a lot of libertarians like for I
90:14
don’t know why but a lot of libertarians
90:17
like him he is as far to the left the
90:20
old-school progressive left as it gets
90:22
and so Marianne Williamson who’s already
90:26
gotten enough donors thanks to some
90:29
really good Republican support to remain
90:32
in the debates she went on Twitter and I
90:36
think on Facebook as well and encouraged
90:38
people to donate to Mike gravels
90:40
campaign so that he can get enough
90:42
donors to make it to the debates and
90:44
that just underscores the fact that
90:46
marianne williamson is is better than us
90:51
hashtag love is my president yes she is
90:57
she wants to love all of us at once she
91:03
is the embodiment of pure divine
91:09
spiritual love if you in charging
91:14
everything everything everything the
91:16
leader of the free world and the leader
91:18
of free love as well if you look up the
91:22
essential oils the perfect essential oil
91:25
blend to diffuse in your Himalayan salt
91:32
cave to effect cellular healing um it’s
91:40
actually just a picture of Marianne
91:41
Williamson so guys I’m really trying to
91:46
get Marianne on my show so if you’re on
91:48
Twitter please at her I don’t know how
91:53
Twitter works please tweet at her and
91:55
tag us money to underscore waters and
91:59
say please go on spikes show he loves
92:01
you so much and just wants to help you
92:03
spread your message and I will I will
92:05
definitely do that so thank you
92:08
for that hashtag heal America again
92:14
make America healed again for the first
92:18
time 2020 I have no segue further so
92:27
speaking of love didn’t you say it
92:34
so speaking of love Kevin Spacey all
92:39
Kevin Spacey
92:40
Kevin speak the house of car yeah
92:47
because accusations of attempted rape of
92:53
minors and groping of other and things
92:58
like that he was like the Harvey
92:59
Weinstein of Gaiman and he thought that
93:04
he was going to get off it would like
93:06
slap on the wrist with a perfectly timed
93:08
tweet where he said for most of my life
93:10
he has I I’m a person who was attracted
93:15
to both men and women but for the last
93:16
18 years I’ve been living my life as a
93:18
gay man and he figured that coming out
93:20
of the closet would be a great way to
93:22
get the charges dropped on him they were
93:26
he was still kicked off of everything
93:28
and you’ve just been watching a slow
93:30
death spiral of Kevin Spacey’s career
93:33
until yesterday during the court during
93:42
the trial for groping somebody at a
93:45
Nantucket restaurant I think it was a
93:50
busboy don’t freak me out though but he
93:52
allegedly groped a busboy at a Nantucket
93:56
restaurant and they said that there were
94:00
some suggestive text messages and
94:03
inappropriate conversations happening
94:05
and the they took it to trial Kevin
94:09
Spacey’s accuser went and fumbled the
94:13
ball on the two yard line Chris Pike
94:16
that’s bad
94:20
he desert is there a mango analogy you
94:24
can use and and or salmon analogy okay
94:29
he took the salmon at 425 for 35 minutes
94:33
over the court get out get out here just
94:39
get out
94:40
he he’s on the way he was on the witness
94:44
stand he said that he had not altered or
94:47
deleted any of the potential evidence
94:49
off of the iPhone he had in 2016 when
94:52
asked to present the iPhone into God my
94:59
brain just stopped working for evidence
95:01
thank you for evidence when asked to
95:05
present the iPhone the family lawyer
95:08
Mitchell Garabedian said they could not
95:11
locate the phone and when the defense
95:15
lawyer Alan Jackson not the same Alan
95:17
Jackson that I met in the restaurant
95:19
once I don’t think anyway unless he’s
95:22
just all around the talented person when
95:26
defense lawyer knowledge Jackson
95:27
reminded him it is a felony to alter
95:30
evidence the defendant told Judge
95:32
Barrett he did invoke his right against
95:35
self-incrimination on the phone issue on
95:39
whether or not he intentionally lost
95:42
broke or deleted the messages that Kevin
95:45
Spacey sense okay so was that basically
95:48
their only evidence that was their only
95:51
evidence and that’s the only charge
95:53
against him yes so that’s over
95:57
yeah the his lawyer said hey let’s drop
96:02
these charges yeah we judge Barrett said
96:05
he needed a day to think about it happen
96:07
I forgot to look up what happened today
96:09
but I’m certain that trial oh yes that
96:12
would be over for anyone yeah that would
96:15
be oh and it’s definitely over for a
96:17
star with a good attorney dad done a I’m
96:21
not sure if Kevin Spacey is a career is
96:24
going to get reignited
96:25
that’s a cloudy I doubt it like you may
96:29
see him years from now doing bit hearts
96:31
on law and order SVU which would just be
96:34
fun
96:34
and he’d be great that’s the thing he’d
96:37
be like the best this is so if you
96:39
wanted a really if I were a director I’d
96:42
cast Kevin Spacey because you can get
96:44
him cheap he’s a great actor and my god
96:46
the controversy that would be generally
96:48
the free publicity that would be
96:50
generated from it
96:52
so Kevin Kevin Spacey got a huge win and
96:57
so he was a longtime my favourite actor
97:01
for a long time he’s great he’s an
97:03
amazing actor
97:04
Oh Fanta look his uh so most people when
97:10
they think of Kevin Spacey they
97:12
immediately go to the usual suspects and
97:14
they’re like yeah he played verbal kid
97:16
or guys are so so depending on right
97:17
right right and like that was not so
97:20
amazing but before that before he was in
97:23
that movie he was in a movie that
97:24
starred Frank Whaley and Benicio del
97:28
Toro called swimming with sharks yeah
97:32
where he was a Hollywood producer that
97:34
could be ever living crap out of his
97:36
assistant in the assistant snaps and it
97:42
is amazing and I saw that movie and I
97:44
said I don’t know who that guy is but I
97:46
can’t wait to see him and other things
97:47
and then like two years later you won
97:49
the Academy Award for Best Supporting
97:51
Actor and usual suspects and then a
97:55
couple years after that he won Best
97:56
Actor in American Beauty it’s just like
98:00
everything was coming up spacey
98:01
and then Rach and then BOOM now I so and
98:07
I think I’ve said this on the show
98:08
before so I have a friend whose daughter
98:10
so I mean this is hearsay on top of
98:13
hearsay but I have no reason not to
98:15
believe them and this was years like 12
98:17
years ago I saw it was Ali I went with
98:21
her my wife and I went with her to see
98:23
men who stare at goats and he’s the bad
98:26
guy in that yeah does it yeah it’s a
98:28
great movie and she was and obviously
98:31
yeah Kevin Spacey’s great actor Baba and
98:34
um and she said yeah you know my
98:37
daughter is going to school in Louisiana
98:39
and college and Kevin Spacey showed up
98:44
during like Mardi Gras or something like
98:45
I think it was Mardi Gras or whatever he
98:47
showed up and he
98:48
was like really drunk and obnoxious and
98:50
hitting on all the guys and I was like
98:52
hmm like all the college guys I was like
98:55
well that’s interesting
98:56
put that in my memory bank and then all
98:59
this stuff’s coming out and I’m like oh
99:00
maybe there was something to that yes
99:03
none of that is anything you can be
99:04
prosecuted on of course years ago I knew
99:09
this guy named Alex and he had he moved
99:11
out to LA for a little bit because he he
99:15
had to get it like he had to leave
99:16
Florida I think you just gotta having a
99:17
little bit of a mental breakdown so they
99:19
went to go to live with his uncle out in
99:20
LA so he made some friends and he was
99:22
like when he came back I was talking to
99:24
him he’s like yeah Kevin Spacey’s kind
99:25
of a disgusting person
99:28
Kizer so saying how do you discuss how
99:31
damn you sir and he’s like no he meets
99:35
younger guys at parties and he says I’ll
99:37
get you a report I’ll get you a part in
99:39
my movie if you just you know give me a
99:41
blowjob I did not see that coming from
99:46
Kevin Spacey but then and I was just
99:48
kind of like yeah I’m certain that in
99:50
your three months in LA you met somebody
99:53
who gave you this information it was a
99:55
hundred percent accurate sure yeah and
99:59
then a couple years after that so he
100:04
probably does raping he probably does
100:07
these things but that’s not enough for a
100:08
court of law it was funny to watch the
100:12
same Hollywood that for whatever reason
100:15
loves Roman Polanski old Woody Allen and
100:19
oh yeah Woody Allen they’re gonna have
100:24
to walk this back it might take a while
100:28
but because he wasn’t even doing it to
100:33
women they’re gonna have to walk this
100:35
back it’s gonna be painful and there’s
100:39
always gonna be the people like you know
100:40
like with Michael Vick that are like no
100:42
I hate him forever he may not ever be
100:46
back to what he was before but he’s
100:51
gonna get his career back because now
100:53
it’s okay
100:53
people get again I’m making my movie and
100:56
I cast him and anyone asked me I’m like
100:58
hey look he was found not guilty or they
100:59
dropped it charges were dropped you know
101:01
that
101:02
allegations there was no proof so what
101:04
do you want me to do he’s a great actor
101:05
and I got him for you know hundred grand
101:09
it’s not like he’s the director of
101:12
jeepers creepers I didn’t get that
101:17
reference so there was a move there’s a
101:19
trilogy jeepers creepers one two and
101:21
three also the director of powder for
101:24
anybody that saw that movie
101:25
the reason powder bombed at the box
101:28
office is because years before powder
101:31
came out this director whose name I
101:34
can’t recall right now because I don’t
101:36
like any of his movies he directed some
101:40
small budget movie and one of the child
101:44
actors he filmed basically raping and
101:48
Hollywood covered this up and it came
101:51
out right be like Disney hired him to do
101:53
powder than this then this came out and
101:56
it kind of hit everywhere so powder
101:58
bombed years later he’d made jeepers
102:01
creepers
102:02
which jeepers creepers is is about a
102:06
it’s about a fictional it’s about a late
102:09
how do I put this it’s a horror movie
102:13
where two young kids are being chased by
102:18
being chased by this demon like thing
102:24
apparently I didn’t start I’ve been
102:26
watching I didn’t watch two or three but
102:28
apparently if you watch two or three
102:30
it’s very pedophile friendly because it
102:34
shows how pedophiles do it oh God and
102:37
people were still go to see it this dude
102:41
is still making movies there is video of
102:44
him doing it to some kid Oh God who is
102:47
not acting any look how quickly Mel
102:50
Gibson got back into the good graces of
102:53
Hollywood he’s coming back Kevin Spacey
102:56
assuming that there’s no other credible
102:58
you know prosecutable allegations yeah
103:02
Emily hey black thing is the is the
103:05
strongest thing against him what’s that
103:08
Anthony okay so Anthony Rapp is an actor
103:12
he was in the stage play rent he was in
103:15
the
103:15
he’s been in a ton of movies you you
103:19
would recognize him if you saw him he’s
103:21
in one of the Star Trek TV shows I don’t
103:23
know which one cuz I don’t watch I’m a
103:25
rap rap Anthony Rapp blond hair nerdy oh
103:31
yeah right
103:33
so he and Kevin Spacey were in a play
103:36
together back in the 90s it was right
103:39
before Kevin Spacey got his role in
103:42
Glengarry Glen Ross it’s either right
103:44
before that or right after which is a
103:46
great movie if you haven’t seen that
103:47
movie god watch that movie that movie is
103:49
so good like I don’t like Alec Baldwin
103:52
as an individual but his performance in
103:55
that movie is fantastic it’s ten minutes
103:58
long and I know it by heart
104:01
so he was in this play Kevin Spacey
104:06
brought everybody to his house for like
104:08
an after performance party Anthony Rapp
104:11
at the time was like 14 years old
104:14
everybody left the party Kevin Spacey
104:18
had been feeding Anthony Rapp drinks
104:20
traps him in his bedroom allegedly this
104:23
is according to Anthony traps him in his
104:26
bedroom and tries to force him to have
104:29
sex with him he came out and reported
104:34
this during the whole me – right right
104:37
which is why Kevin Spacey initially lost
104:39
his job a house of cards later this kid
104:47
this accuser who probably is fake who
104:52
probably did it for money
104:53
very possibly it’s look it’s not looking
104:56
good it’s not looking good this kid is
104:58
like the second Michael Jackson accuser
105:00
the one mate it’s like I don’t really
105:04
believe that one the first one I think
105:07
that happened you were in it for the
105:10
payday yeah I think that’s what this kid
105:13
was doing and when he said yeah you need
105:16
to turn over your phone he knew he could
105:19
so he deleted the text messages
105:23
therefore he had to plead the fifth
105:28
he’s coming back he’s coming back it’ll
105:30
be slow it’ll be slow and it’ll never be
105:33
like it was but he’s gonna be back
105:35
remember he made that creepy-ass
105:36
movie with that creepy YouTube video
105:39
right after he was indicted where he he
105:44
played it is Frank Underwood and he’s
105:46
like you know nobody saw me dad did they
105:50
yeah he’s uh this was a pedophile heavy
105:57
episode so we’re gonna end I think on a
106:00
good note
106:01
sure the guy it took maybe two trips on
106:04
the Louise Express speaking of guys who
106:07
are less potentially of a pedophile than
106:10
Jeff Epstein and the other guy Kevin
106:15
Spacey Donald Trump last week hosted his
106:19
fourth of July parade only he was going
106:23
to have all these tanks and only two
106:25
tanks showed up but that’s not what’s
106:26
really important what’s really important
106:28
is that he dropped some real news on us
106:29
the fact that America defeated the
106:33
British at the airport took over the
106:38
airport took over the airport and he
106:40
blamed they said hey it was raining and
106:43
I couldn’t see my teleprompter that well
106:46
so I said Airport
106:48
I said Airport in a in reference to a
106:55
speech that was solely about the
106:59
American Revolutionary War which
107:02
happened in the late 18th century
107:04
I said Airport couldn’t quite make out
107:08
what it said there so I wind it and said
107:13
Airport this is the man who berate in
107:18
2012 berated Barack Obama for never
107:22
going away from the teleprompter right
107:26
who brags about the fact that he doesn’t
107:29
need a teleprompter and many of his
107:32
speeches this is going to be shocking to
107:33
a lot of people many of those speeches
107:35
are moving up on the spot he shines on
107:39
the spot I mean he’ll still say stupid
107:41
stuff but
107:42
he shines winging it he just shows up
107:45
and just stream of consciousness and his
107:49
supporters are like yeah all of that was
107:51
true
107:52
okay okay what America took over the
107:59
airports Britain couldn’t fly in what a
108:04
penis
108:05
can’t finish yeah yeah I the air for I I
108:10
don’t know where to go with it the
108:12
airport the memes right right we didn’t
108:16
even do the airport memes on on muddied
108:18
waters because it was dirty
108:20
the whole thing was so stupid I was my
108:23
favorite my favorite meeting was George
108:27
Washington and it said how did you
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defeat the great I didn’t see you out
108:31
there defeating the red nation a scene
108:33
from Top Gun would instead of Tom
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Cruise’s George Washington Spacey I was
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inverted yeah I was inverted I hazarded
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oh it was a huge gaff it was a huge huge
108:48
F and it was well and then there was I
108:52
saw some I don’t know if this was real
108:53
or not but on 4chan some people were
108:55
like oh well your suits are so smart
108:58
that flying didn’t exist and they were
109:00
showing pictures of light leonardo da
109:03
vinci’s whirligig flying machine and I’m
109:05
like is this the hill this is the hill
109:08
you want to die on is Donald Trump
109:11
mistakenly saying airport you want to
109:14
like say he’s actually really smart and
109:16
telling us a secret truth that the
109:19
liberal jew-run media won’t tell us that
109:22
there were airplanes like I mean this is
109:25
this is the hill it’s not airplanes
109:27
there were there were flying machines
109:29
that were bringing the British all the
109:32
way across the Atlantic Ocean where like
109:34
spinning like a bicycle previously these
109:36
things only got about six feet in the
109:38
air but now all the way across the
109:42
English Channel so that was stupid and
109:44
I’m glad we ended on that because I I
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mean what a yes I was so good there were
109:52
a lot of people okay so all of it also a
109:55
little bit more on that
109:56
like everybody is focusing on the wrong
109:58
thing except for the people who are
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making fun of that anybody hears I got
110:02
those small crowds it’s like no stop
110:06
just until I prayed it wasn’t a small
110:07
crowd right I grew up in just outside of
110:12
DC there has never been a small crowd I
110:16
think for fourth of July no never I went
110:21
to one and swore I would never go to
110:24
another I think I was 13 right and it
110:30
was just like no this is too much like I
110:33
don’t want to ever deal with this crap
110:34
again
110:35
and yeah don’t don’t focus on the crowd
110:39
make fun of him for saying we took over
110:42
the airport there in the world
110:43
illusionary war the airport but you
110:47
don’t have to make up crap about how
110:51
small the crowds were that’s the biggest
110:53
thing with Trump is you don’t have to
110:56
make up stuff about Trump Trump does a
110:59
lot of stupid stuff that you can make
111:01
fun of when you go and reach and say oh
111:04
oh also blah blah and it turns out that
111:07
isn’t true and it’s easily debunked now
111:11
you’ve just fed into the whole bright
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wing narrative about fake news media hey
111:17
ed news you know fake they know who’s
111:20
fake BOTS and all this stuff and it’s
111:22
like stop the man said he looked at if I
111:28
accidentally said airports I would say
111:29
oh I meant you know I meant ports and
111:31
then like joke about like high airports
111:34
right huh and then gone about my day
111:36
he said airports and stuck with it
111:38
because he said airports and I don’t
111:41
think he thinks airports existed in the
111:43
18th century I think he’s just wasn’t
111:46
even the least bit present at that and
111:49
that’s and from the party that mocked
111:51
Obama for his admittedly heavy use of
111:55
the teleprompter or for saying you know
111:59
when he said we went to all 57 states
112:00
and he was referring to the 57 state
112:03
primaries and caucuses because some
112:05
states have primaries Hancock that’s
112:07
what that meant and I’m not I’m not an
112:09
Obama
112:09
and but you know last episode we
112:12
defended by now we’re defending Obama
112:14
it’s a theme Williamson 2020 and this is
112:20
now the muddy Democrats of freedom all
112:22
right that’s what the show is that is
112:25
such an oxymoron the Democrats of
112:28
freedom um it’s just you’re all you’re
112:32
all just hypocrites – stop it listen to
112:34
us instead be like us
112:36
so speaking of which of us we have
112:43
episodes this week we do we do so
112:47
tomorrow I have one of two guests I’m
112:54
pretty sure I know my guest is but we
112:56
haven’t finalized but I’m super excited
112:58
either way and it’s gonna be really good
113:01
and then on Thursday you’ve got quite
113:04
again
113:04
yeah I’m Thursday I have libertarian
113:08
presidential candidate kim ruff coming
113:11
on yeah
113:15
yeah Kim ruff yeah I was like
113:18
immediately upon saying it I was like
113:22
yeah Kim ruff who is ideally I would say
113:25
Kim is my favorite I like him I like him
113:30
a lot
113:30
I’ve been don’t know you’re her website
113:31
a lot over the last couple of weeks
113:33
since she confirmed and yeah I’m a fan
113:37
yeah I think she’s my favorite person
113:39
running for president right now yeah and
113:42
and and I don’t want to offend that I
113:45
have many friends who are running for
113:47
price so I don’t and that’s true I’m not
113:49
humble bragging like I have many friends
113:51
I am wearing a Dan Berman bracelet yes I
113:55
like that I like Dan I like the
113:57
interview buddy of mine he’s running for
113:59
like he’s a buddy of mine yeah we have
114:01
buddies that are on ironically running
114:03
for president um I like Kim I like Kim
114:06
so I’m definitely tuning in for that
114:07
then on Friday
114:09
shabbat shalom it’s Jason Lyon which
114:11
which according to Jacob LaBelle Lyon
114:15
Jacob LaBelle he says Jason actually
114:17
takes my calls in real time Jason is
114:19
better and he has a sweet beard well
114:21
first of all Jacob we know
114:23
ever claimed that Jason wasn’t better
114:25
than us okay so you know so yeah so yeah
114:31
Friday is a couple Bell just responded
114:34
with Justin Amash is the only candidate
114:36
one not a candidate yeah not a candidate
114:38
to hasn’t said where he’s running if he
114:42
is going to run and three he’s really
114:47
got to worry about getting reelected now
114:49
that he has left but now that he has
114:53
left the GOP oh my god we didn’t talk
114:56
about the fact that Justin Amash left
114:58
did you just in the match left of GOP
115:01
and he’s probably not gonna get
115:05
reelected as congressman so running for
115:09
president as what it’s sure okay very
115:12
possibly I don’t know what to tell you
115:13
um so on Friday
115:17
shabbat shalom it’s Jason Lyon have a
115:19
great weekend and then on Monday is
115:22
Jason line again with mister America the
115:24
bearded truth and then Tuesday right
115:30
back here hopefully at eight this time
115:35
hopefully they will be the money waters
115:37
of freedom where Matt right and I will
115:40
parse through the week’s news and
115:43
hopefully not forget a giant bomb like
115:46
Justin Amash leading the GOP not sure
115:49
how that happened happen well yeah it
115:54
happened cuz we didn’t write it down but
115:56
so Matt if someone were looking for us
116:00
on the internet when we’re not live how
116:02
would how would they find would they
116:03
even be able to find us you know luckily
116:05
for all of the people out there and the
116:08
old interwebs they wouldn’t be able to
116:11
find us they’d be able to find us on
116:13
such magnificent sites such as Facebook
116:16
at facebook.com slash muddied waters
116:21
media which also real quick
116:26
apparently Mark Zuckerberg figured out
116:31
some way to scan and track from Mark
116:33
Zuckerberg means
116:36
so if you have great Mark Zuckerberg
116:38
memes post them
116:39
yeah post them put post them on
116:41
facebook.com slash motherfuckers yeah
116:44
because we want them and you want them
116:46
anyone all of them and we’re we’re the
116:50
Pokemon codes we’re the Pokemon go of
116:53
Mark Zuckerberg memes yes all of them
116:55
great he had gotta collect them all then
117:00
you can find this on the old Twitter
117:02
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117:04
on Instagram but Muddy Waters media and
117:06
you can find us on YouTube at
117:09
youtube.com slash money grubbers media
117:11
you can also find this anchor dot F M /
117:15
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117:19
every episode at muddied waters of
117:22
freedom dot-com or Muddy Waters media
117:27
dot time
117:28
oh yeah you could do either one you can
117:30
go to Muddy Waters Mediacom or Muddy
117:32
Waters of freedom calm literally the
117:35
same web site so guys thanks for tuning
117:39
in an hour and a half late with us we
117:43
appreciate you we appreciate you being
117:45
equally late with us and also apologize
117:48
for that and have a great night and we
117:53
just can’t get a finish
117:56
r.i.p big man each ross h RP r IP h RP
118:00
and and yeah we will see you tomorrow
118:03
and where we’re going we don’t need
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roads
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Spike Cohen
Spike Cohen
Local Jew. Contrarian stoic sentimentalist. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Will pet your dog.